Anyone who chews gum with their mouth open deserves to lose.
@brucedickinson12
4 жыл бұрын
full of shit he is
@martinomods1987
4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to post the same thing, but see I'm 2 years late
@crimdell
4 жыл бұрын
He has to chew with his mouth open. He's a mouth breather. He would suffocate if he closed his mouth.
@donaldpaluga
4 жыл бұрын
Clearly Schwartz doesn't beast EVERYTHING
@enterprise9816
4 жыл бұрын
Moron is always talked too much...
@sennaipac
9 жыл бұрын
"There's no way in million years you're good enough to bluff this." haha
@thegonz9
8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Raphone I'll admit he's annoying, but that quote is pretty funny.
@Tuturial464
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah. But hey. I got a house.
@johnoneill9902
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, He's the kind of guy I want to punch in the face, but that line was gold!"
@donaldpaluga
4 жыл бұрын
That's what Jen Tilly said
@1ZosoLZ
4 жыл бұрын
Mike Raphone take this good sir, your 500th like
@mulder1979
8 жыл бұрын
'There's a European Hellmuth?' Hellmuth is a much more likeable commentator than he is a poker player.
@griffnuts
5 жыл бұрын
mulder1979 Northern European ;)
@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin
5 жыл бұрын
I think he plays it up at least a little bit to make himself seem obnoxious and stupid (not that he's too bright, but the dude really knows poker).
@michaeldemilia5496
4 жыл бұрын
@@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin he does he's actually said that in an interview before, he knows the blow ups make good television lol
@FunkBastid
4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Morrison what makes you say negreanu is a douche?
@renoraider9817
4 жыл бұрын
fuck phil hellmuth. I turn off the sound when that pos is commentator.
@pocketfullofsouls
4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Schwartz lose... just puts a smile on my face.
@capcolombie3834
2 жыл бұрын
Mine too.
@ryxsenl3018
2 жыл бұрын
Why? I am not having enough information I guess.
@infamousfitzmic440
2 жыл бұрын
Lol same here
@4Morfius
2 жыл бұрын
Because you people are easily offended like bitches 😂
@robertwhesterjr1142
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he and Phill deserve each other
@Drecon84
12 жыл бұрын
I love Phil's comment: "Quick call, you know what that means. Quad kings!". He's my hero.
@OvertheHIL524
3 жыл бұрын
Schwartz should've known with that comment that he was crushed.
@superkid12345
8 жыл бұрын
i like Hellmuth on commentary.
@brianbell504
4 жыл бұрын
I love watching him blow up but he's actually a really good commentator
@CompyFranko
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's like a completely different guy. I'd love for him to represent the scene this way
@mgecko2959
4 жыл бұрын
@@brianbell504 and him being very good commentator comes from him being extremely good player and from his understanding of the game
@nathankennedy4263
4 жыл бұрын
He shows his knowledge of the game when he’s on commentary but while he’s playing he comes across as a donk lol
@onbored9627
3 жыл бұрын
@@nathankennedy4263 He wants to look like a donk so he gets invited to more poker games with billionaires and can rack in real cash.
@uchibenkei
4 жыл бұрын
Phil Helmuth and Tony G had a son. Named him Luke Schwartz.
@EvansBrosRacing
3 жыл бұрын
That is about right , he reminds me of them both
@mystre3550
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Ellen Degeneres and Tony G.
@bao6649
3 жыл бұрын
i enjoy hellmuth & tony more than luke...he's just bored & stupid
@rd-pd8xb
8 жыл бұрын
"it's just too schtoopid" "..flops a set, flops a house, flops a set, flops a house..."
@TheBoldImperator
8 жыл бұрын
+rd711 if you watched the full thing Laak really was running that hot, it was pretty hilarious. And he continues to run hot pretty much up until the final table, he won 3/4 heats.
@prop8604
8 жыл бұрын
+rd711 wow thanks. i almost missed that part.
@officialnoyakuk
4 жыл бұрын
Spot on, lad! Spot on!
@kevinhorgan2770
4 жыл бұрын
rd711 He's playing with daddies shekels. Private education for you. What a bitch.
@d33763
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, someone remix this into a song.
@emil2321
7 ай бұрын
The insta all-in from Phil followed by Luke's reaction is pure comedy gold.
@brightpowder_cena
Ай бұрын
So sick
@hoodietiger2178
Жыл бұрын
Schwartz is like the British Phil Hellmuth without all the bracelets or money or success
@myoldawesomeboots
Жыл бұрын
or likeability
@GabrielConstantinides
Жыл бұрын
Phil Laak is so good for the entertainment aspect of poker, and he is possible my favourite player because of that
@IRPROFFESIONAL
11 жыл бұрын
i just love how laak INSTA goes all in after schwartz bets, almost even before schwartz releases his chips
@richardgriffith5078
9 жыл бұрын
Luke Shwartz is everything I hate about the UK.
@arandombard1197
9 жыл бұрын
Richard Griffith Your inferiority complex is showing.
@richardgriffith5078
9 жыл бұрын
I am British, you tool.
@youweechube
9 жыл бұрын
Richard Griffith agreed !
@captivegaming8004
9 жыл бұрын
Random Ashe you are projecting your own inferiority complex. nice.
@jestes7
8 жыл бұрын
+Random Ashe owned
@christopherhill9174
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how self aware Phil is. Kings stay kings
@powerboon2k
Жыл бұрын
Wtf does this even mean.
@karlmarx6067
17 күн бұрын
You are retarded go back to school please
@Carpcontrol
8 жыл бұрын
durrrr would have reraised
@bonavinter
8 жыл бұрын
+Serge Roa thats the joke
@rodrigoabi1
8 жыл бұрын
+Serge Roa no, you didn't actually lol
@rodrigoabi1
8 жыл бұрын
+bonavinter no, actually the joke is that durrr is a hyperbluffer.
@bonavinter
8 жыл бұрын
just shut up Rodrigo
@malalalalalala
8 жыл бұрын
Hurrrr durrrr herp derp
@djdarklyceum
12 жыл бұрын
i love seeing phil laak put the hurt on people, hes a champ
@benjaminsmythe8967
10 жыл бұрын
I love watching Schwartz fail. Stop breathing through your mouth!!!
@puppetsock
10 жыл бұрын
If he stopped breathing through his mouth he'd suffocate.
@benjaminsmythe8967
10 жыл бұрын
Well...that's a bonus then...
@ZoeTheCat
9 жыл бұрын
It's like watching a Grouper Fish - not pretty and very annoying
@matthewpower1324
9 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? This was a brilliant read by Schwartz, he played this hand really well.
@TheSamuelReal
9 жыл бұрын
Matthew Power river bet is definitely suspect.
@timcarter817
10 ай бұрын
Love how Hellmuth is like “he just has to fold, nothing else to it” when Luke is talking at the end, as if Hellmuth wouldn’t blow every gasket in his brain if he were the one with QQ
@ChipFreeSpace
5 ай бұрын
Idk Phil's best part of his game is the fold. But he would be losing his mind, and that would be incredible
@paristexas9031
6 күн бұрын
Blowup Is guaranteed but i'm Petty sure he folds in this spot
@timcarter817
5 күн бұрын
@@paristexas9031he 1M % calls it off and I have seen him do it many times.
@Scary7064
9 жыл бұрын
Hot dam, Phil Laak is such a chill guy.
@ArmyJames
5 жыл бұрын
I would have gone full Tony G on him, told Schwartz to get on his tandem bike, and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
@Videosakko
Жыл бұрын
and he is very good at poker, he just wants everyone to think he is not lmao that is so great
@Nooop655
10 ай бұрын
@@Videosakkohe’s not that good lmao. Big fish. I would love to have him at my game and completely destroy his will to ever play poker again.
@MegaVSable
8 жыл бұрын
5:47 Luke still owe Phil Laak 400$ til this day.
@vladimiroriveratovar6687
3 жыл бұрын
lol, really?
@EGarrett01
2 жыл бұрын
He owes me $8. I'm not joking.
@ShaneusSnake
2 жыл бұрын
@@vladimiroriveratovar6687 yeah Luke said on Joey Ingram podcast he didn’t pay the 400
@cervgiovanni
2 жыл бұрын
Years ago, this was the first poker video I saw. Now, I see a lot more history, context, and best of all, my current favorite poker player is Laak.
@aheroictaxidriver3180
10 ай бұрын
What does Lodden think is the %: Of the people who have a favorite poker player, the % with Laak as their favorite?
@Krezo200
6 жыл бұрын
I love the insta all in by laak 😂😂👍🏻
@Sopranos44
3 жыл бұрын
That tells you right there he's not bluffing.
@david5point0
3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that’s it’s still too sick.
@davem1212
5 жыл бұрын
I probably have watch this video on KZitem 100 times since this this was televised.. never gets olds at his reaction to Phil’s all in. Lmaooooooo
@sspitcher1513
12 жыл бұрын
I've always thought Hellmuth was a great commentator...I've seen him on a couple other shows too and he is entertaining and insightful in the booth
@rafonzo
12 жыл бұрын
Schwartz reaction to Laak's All-In made my day !!
@ephrem3000
4 жыл бұрын
I love watching Schwartz go down. That guy is a classless Helmuth.
@vambo13257
4 жыл бұрын
I've watched this about 10 times, it is hilarious!
@blakejech6846
Жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite clips of all time
@RossCourtright
10 жыл бұрын
Hellmuth is a GREAT commentator, where can I just watch this whole tourney or others he's commentated on?
@rogloglo
9 жыл бұрын
Ross Courtright no hes awful and there is absolutely nothing in schwartz that reminds of him. schwartz plays good poker.
@KailuaDoug
5 жыл бұрын
Agree. "He flopped him dead" was classic.
@_Chris_D_3004
4 жыл бұрын
@@rogloglo you don't know much about the game do.you? Hellmuth hate bandwagoner
@rogloglo
4 жыл бұрын
@@_Chris_D_3004 yeah I've been grinding everyday for 10 years but I guess you know more from watching TV.
@rogloglo
4 жыл бұрын
@@mgecko2959 tldr
@stockvaluedotcom
Жыл бұрын
I never get tired of watching this.
@perkalov
8 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is the self irony from Phil H The dude can be funny, when not playing ^_^
@TheMichaelJoshua
12 жыл бұрын
V-CHIP, or VPIP, stands for "voluntarily put in pot" and is basically your calls and raises pre-flop, and steal attempts is when you raise from the BUTTON, CUT OFF, or SMALL BLIND when action is folded to you. They are stats to help you understand how aggressive someone is, also giving you an idea of their hand range. Very useful stats IMO...
@Connection-Lost
Жыл бұрын
Thank you. I'm from the distant future.
@deathrager2404
5 жыл бұрын
great read by schwartz: ''you just flopped a full house against me , twice, so sick.'' great read man
@michelcharbonnier7603
9 жыл бұрын
I love how Schwarz handled the situation. He knew in the very split second that Phil shoved what he had, and he was totally ok there tilting.
@mgecko2959
4 жыл бұрын
In fairness I seriously dislike Luke at some moments and really love him in others. I like the fact that he is not only slagging Phil off, his bad luck but also himself for making donk size bet on the river
@thomasgrabowski2202
4 жыл бұрын
@@mgecko2959 I have mixed feelings about him myself x'D
@timcarter817
10 ай бұрын
@@mgecko2959So many comments on here hating on Luke and he honestly was pretty great to diagnose what was going on. I’m really not sure why so many ppl hate him on here but I have a distinct feeling that a lot of it is bc he is not from the U.S. Which tells you all you need to know how pretentious and shitty our country is
@Alex-yv4vr
6 ай бұрын
@@timcarter817as a Brit - I don’t like him. Also he’s rude to the dealer… so immediately goes into the dislike category.
@paulsantini9288
Жыл бұрын
I come back every year when im depressed just to see swartz lose his shit over this hand absolute golden check from phil
@hunterjacob2
12 жыл бұрын
"He could be Hellmuth, He could be you" lol that was funny
@qRtheOne
11 жыл бұрын
"there is no way in a million years you are good enought to bluff here." moneyquote.
@huejazz_
5 жыл бұрын
I come back every time to watch laak bury this man, every time
@Tuxcz
2 жыл бұрын
This video is so satisfying to watch after playing poker for quite some time.
@fryguyshvifty5
5 жыл бұрын
In every poker clip, you can expect to hear "so sick"
@stefanhammel192
Ай бұрын
This comment is so sick! Your right!
@silverain726
11 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute, there's a European Hellmuth?" - Phil Hellmuth LOL
@Sparty1966grad
4 жыл бұрын
Schwartz looks like a grown up Dudley from Harry Potter.
@diabl2master
8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for not giving any spoilers in the title :)
@spookyben
11 жыл бұрын
"$200 to show me now" "You owe me 400"
@MrOKCThunderfan
4 жыл бұрын
My guess is that's the second time he offered 200 to see his hand.
@DashCat9
10 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute, dude. There's a european Hellmuth?" Hahaha.
@angelmarinos3910
7 ай бұрын
Really impressed with Shwartz. Very vibrant and in sync
@taustin266
5 жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched more than the intro yet but lemme guess... “sooo sickkk”
@HellmuthOnTilt4
12 жыл бұрын
haha this is probley my favourite tv tourni of all time so many sick hands, great bluffs and unbeliveable laydowns and luke schwartz was usually right in the thick of them.
@freddii89
11 жыл бұрын
Love hearing Hellmuth say 'He knows he's beat here, he just has to make the tough laydown and thats all there is to it'. He should cut that sound clip out of this video, buy a pair of Dr. Dre Beatz and blast that on a loop every time he plays poker from now on.
@ashchaya7676
2 жыл бұрын
I do love it when Hellmuth is commentating.
@ricksky3111
10 жыл бұрын
The best play Phil Laak ever made is whatever he did to get Jennifer Tilly to play with his uni bomber! CC!
@fefe2222
9 жыл бұрын
5:30 haha and i love the commentator loool
@iluvimports
11 жыл бұрын
"You owe me 400" hahahahahhaha
@carlosmarrero6155
6 жыл бұрын
I could watch this all day.
@roysnider3456
3 жыл бұрын
I like Phil as an announcer because you get things like “he flopped queens dead” to funny.
@bryangomez2335
5 жыл бұрын
“You owe me 400” lmaoo
@TheGrandmasterMan
6 ай бұрын
Laak shuts up.....biggest tell ever
@adoumiehgym
8 жыл бұрын
MUY BUENOS LOS 2 JUGADORES!!
@Robinmoo
4 жыл бұрын
I like looking at comments that are like years apart, it’s like KZitem recommends this video every year
@steve779889ify
12 жыл бұрын
Schwartz; "It's not like i have Aces or anything, even though i do" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@ozzyozz4494
3 жыл бұрын
he has the hand that isnt aces, so ostensibly...he has aces. obviously he doesnt have kings. so its either aa,qq, or zilch. he basically has aces here.
@mikecantreed
2 жыл бұрын
Queens are the same as aces
@BPoweredLove
2 жыл бұрын
@@mikecantreed Newbie here. So the way Schwartz is using the term "aces" means not only literally aces AA, but also KK and QQ? And JJ would not be called "aces", right? Is this a British thing because I haven't heard "Aces" used to mean anything other than AA.
@BPoweredLove
2 жыл бұрын
@Howard Roark Then "like" my comment so that it gets pushed up and seen when people view this video!! Just kidding. I don't care. I mean, I'd like top know the answer but... I guess I have bigger issues to address in trying to learn this complicated game.
@BPoweredLove
2 жыл бұрын
@Howard Roark lol!
@tomy5868
4 жыл бұрын
seen this several times...love watching "baby fat" Schwartz get beat like this thinking there is no way anyone can possibly EVER beat him.
@JungleCrook
2 жыл бұрын
i love how he snap raises the $200 offer to show at the end hahaha and Schwartz gets back up and storms off
@mrgreen4688
8 ай бұрын
whenever i need a laugh I come to this clip.
@spencerstewart2172
2 жыл бұрын
I love watching this hand. This was so ridiculous. The Unabomber flops Queens dead with K 7 unsuited. Just insane
@michealchuckle7003
11 ай бұрын
What I was just thinking, I think this is the best moment in history
@claydouglas2526
7 ай бұрын
Couldn’t he have gotten runner queens? Or was one folded
@Tateygb
6 ай бұрын
@@claydouglas2526it’s in essence dead but not actually
@perkalov
11 жыл бұрын
Gota love Phil H's sense of humor... "He does remind me a bit of my self" "wait a minute, theres a european Helmuth?" Its absolutly like watching Phil Helmuth having one of his tantrums :D
@izpauli
7 жыл бұрын
That pigeon beasts everything.
@575forza
4 жыл бұрын
5:06 Id definitely go all in with that pair.
@SuPeRCIViC619
4 жыл бұрын
I love Phil Laak! Luke Schwartz is funny AF. "When I fold, how much to show?" "There's no way in a million years you're good enough to bluff this."
@Parraka
3 жыл бұрын
Laak: quick call, you know what that means 😎 Schwartz: 👁️👄👁️ Schwartz: $140,000 Laak: ALL IN Schwartz: 👁️👄👁️ Schwartz after the tourney: 👁️👄👁️
@TJDuffy-ip3ue
Жыл бұрын
People who chew gum were never properly weaned as a child. I played against a player just like this in Vegas recently. I shoved, he called. He had a set of kings, I had ace-queen, turn is a jack, and on the river, I hit a 10 hitting the gut-shot Broadway. I thought he was going to implode. In another hand, same situation as this; I was the short stack and flopped a full boat 3s/ks to his set. He's probably still having nightmares about the losses. But, to see him whine and lose was precious. "HE KEEPS HITTING THE FLOPS!! I've never seen such luck!" (implying I was cheating). I replied, "Dude, come on. I got no long sleeves. And nobody would hold a king/three." He just couldn't handle it.
@pedobear8071
4 жыл бұрын
Hellmuth: "*tear, thats my boy"
@DronesInJail
8 жыл бұрын
I hate when people throw their chips out like Luke in live tournaments GRINDS MY GEARS ARGHHHH
@GEOSandro
7 жыл бұрын
I flooped full house once with 3 queens and 2 jacks. I made it so obvious that everyone folded and I was like fuckkkkk!!!!!!
@davidepeparini3211
2 жыл бұрын
Phil Laak Is Mystic player, the crazy way he plays makes him totally impossible to be read. Ahahahahha🤣😭🥰💯
@bradhamilton9038
4 жыл бұрын
Oh...and don't forget Scwartz's coffee cup ears!! Hahahaha Love to see that dunderhead out in a strong breeze!!
@kirtash74
8 жыл бұрын
I had trips
@wesk2675
4 жыл бұрын
Sick
@bradleyvantassal8328
4 жыл бұрын
Man, I really enjoy watching him lose.
@RyanLever
2 жыл бұрын
3:30 LMAO!!!!!!!! That had me dying.
@2ndintelligentWorld
8 жыл бұрын
"it's not like I have aces or anything even though I do." lmao.
@travisaaron2841
4 жыл бұрын
You owe me 400.... Bahahaha
@chk_g
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone: a Luke: so sick
@DiamondMasters
5 жыл бұрын
Schwartz reminds me of the warden in Brendan Fraser's "The Mummy". Always chewing and ready to spit.
@donwan7817
4 жыл бұрын
Hellmuth: he does remind me of myself a little bit -Laak shows his cards- Schwartz gets up steaming: HE CALLED A RAISE WITH KING 7 OFF
@becooleatpie
10 жыл бұрын
the chips look ugly
@JoseLopez-lh7jz
4 жыл бұрын
If only I knew anything about poker I’d understand what happened.
@DavidWilson-mi3uk
2 жыл бұрын
K7 offsuit is about 30% odds of beating QQ if you put the money in preflop. Schwarz is mad because calling any raises with K7 offsuit preflop is bad play, Laak was lucky his odds were that good, against most other hands Schwartz could have there he would be miles behind (AK for example crushes K7). Schwartz then made his bad luck even worse by betting too big on the river, you decide whether to call or not mostly based on pot odds (amount you have to pay vs amount you will win, and how often you will win in that spot to make the call worthwhile). Because Schwartz bet too big he was getting extremely good odds to call, but he knows Laak knows that, so he also knows Laak wouldn't have made the bet unless he was certain he had him beat and has to fold even though he's getting a good price to call. The rant is mostly because Laak is playing badly but because he's hitting his cards he still wins anyway 😬.
@wedge5896
4 жыл бұрын
That video was too sick
@cIeetz
2 жыл бұрын
Laak played it good until the river, when he instant shoved all in thats so strong. Luke can put him on trips minimum. If he waited a second and made it seem like a move maybe...
@ElRevelator
11 жыл бұрын
I love how Phil Laak says all in before the last chip drops. Phil is the king of mind effing!
@timbuckthe2nd642
4 жыл бұрын
hellmuth is one of the best tourny players. his problem is his ego, if he didnt have his egotistical mentality he would be as loveable as he is here doing commentary.
@philipdavison2863
7 жыл бұрын
this video was sick so sick id watch it again but it's just to sick lol
@dantrav1927
Жыл бұрын
Every once a while I'll watch this sitting on the pot and I always imagine its Luke hitting the water.
@DashCat9
9 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite part is that he goes off on a rant and lies about what he was holding. Any King had him beat (even if he *did* have pocket aces) he gets outplayed, and makes the correct fold on the river. Boo friggin' hoo.
@culeDH
9 жыл бұрын
DashCat9 How did he get outplayed?
@derplayer1312312
9 жыл бұрын
DashCat9 He did NOT get outplayed in the hand at all. In fact Laak played it pretty badly, couldve gone alot more out of the hand
@chadlikens6304
9 жыл бұрын
Panox1991 I dunno I think that was the max laak would get
@Jeff-lc3rv
5 жыл бұрын
Any kind of raise at all from Laak on the River has him folding his queens.
@totalhysteria
5 жыл бұрын
Haha, how did he get outplayed? In the end Luke is the one who made a great fold with a strong hand.
@poppe191
9 жыл бұрын
European Hellmuth!
@Earthquaker20
Ай бұрын
This will always be the funniest hand of poker ever. Hello future me!
@quiksix25
4 жыл бұрын
I've played enough poker to know there is one important rule that trumps all others- ask yourself "what is he calling with?" With that board I have a hard time thinking what worse hands than queens are calling? Another pocket pair I guess is it really
@tictacufo3326
9 жыл бұрын
LMAO I love Schwartz, just so fucking funny and plays awesome.
@DailYxDosE
8 жыл бұрын
Nice "aces" buddy lmfao
@derekharp2805
5 жыл бұрын
He called a raise with a K 7 honey.
@MyNameIsB0aty
12 жыл бұрын
Might be derping but surely if the turn + river were both queens Schwartz would have won? yet it says 100% : 0% after the flop
@freepizza7605
6 жыл бұрын
MyNameIsB0aty can't quads don't win agains full house
@OatmealGaming
3 жыл бұрын
Timoshenko folded a queen so it would be impossible
@tommyvercetti2566
2 жыл бұрын
@@freepizza7605 But 2 pair beats a full house, or 5 of a kind.
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