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@liamvernon2703
22 күн бұрын
no
@ChunkyMilk01
22 күн бұрын
The KZitem algorithm has blessed you with this gem. Trust me when I say, checking out more will be worth your time.
@moiseman
22 күн бұрын
nothx
@bengrundy7537
21 күн бұрын
SCOTT STERLING!!!
@anganthony6516
21 күн бұрын
😅
@flox.paradox
22 күн бұрын
He barely got out of his chair. He truly is a security system.
@KaptainFalkon
20 күн бұрын
Peak security doing the absolute bare minimum lol
@flox.paradox
20 күн бұрын
@@KaptainFalkon I guess minimum effort put into it, but the results are certainly not minimal. Despite being outnumbered, he got all of them. Imagine him putting last 99% of effort, at least 2 professional big heist teams would be out.
@flox.paradox
20 күн бұрын
Also, whoa, thx y'all for the likes!
@IAmThatIAmsolosurfavoriteverse
17 күн бұрын
@@flox.paradoxYou made a good comment for it so you deserve it. Anyways bend over now
@tonyobeng
17 күн бұрын
Give Jhon Liebet vibes. srry for spelling
@Blake-M
25 күн бұрын
I like how Whitney's name wasn't mentioned, but the security guard knew her name.
@marcleblancmrmarctoyou
23 күн бұрын
You mean, this was not filmed as it happened? Nein!!!!!!!!!
@Furrina89
23 күн бұрын
I don't think that's even her name. She is so trigger-happy that all she heard was "take him out" and bam!
@LeChevalierduLys
22 күн бұрын
Right?! I mean we didn't even see the 3rd thief arrive or the security system get up? HOW?
@JoaoPedro-jc5fm
22 күн бұрын
this is a cut-up video of the sketch, they probably mentioned in the original
@Blake-M
22 күн бұрын
@JoaoPedro-jc5fm I had a feeling about this, but I still think that it's funny her name wasn't said in the cut version.
@doodlesaurgames7583
20 күн бұрын
"Uh, no you cannot- you’re forgetting about the moral theory of uh… *TITITITITITITITI* „
@diamondshard88
11 күн бұрын
I love the moral theory of TITITITITITITITITI, always _sparks_ a debate whenever it's brought up *Ba dum ching*
@SirDragonRyusei
9 күн бұрын
@@diamondshard88... *"GET O-"*
@diamondshard88
9 күн бұрын
@@SirDragonRyusei I'm here all night, folks! I will be sleeping for most of it, though
@AegroAgro
5 күн бұрын
@diamondshard88 best comment section I've seen in a while, honestly. You love to see it
@diamondshard88
5 күн бұрын
@@AegroAgro well, uh, I love to se- wait that doesn't work, umm, well I can comm- no, can't use that either. . . Well, I can't seem to find a good joke. I guess you _Agroed_ my creativity and I can only think of that horrible pun.
@hisgenerals3793
23 күн бұрын
"I am the security system" sounds just like something John Wick would say if he was a bouncer
@antonioarreola3097
22 күн бұрын
At a daycare for puppies.
@leovillant768
21 күн бұрын
Hed be right
@slizzardshroomer9666
21 күн бұрын
Or Walter White
@mkhuselidinga525
21 күн бұрын
@@slizzardshroomer9666 I think you meant heisenburg😂
@dogedeath6792
21 күн бұрын
@@slizzardshroomer9666 waltuh
@tylerbrown2469
23 күн бұрын
“I am the security system, I just happened to leave out that I’m also the psychological warfare system” 😂
@ilovedogsilovethem
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@kazkaskazkas8689
22 күн бұрын
it's philosophical warfare 😅
@Tserests
21 күн бұрын
@@ILikeCheeseBecauseCheesehe’s commenting about the video in the comment section
@ILikeCheeseBecauseCheese
21 күн бұрын
@@Tserests sick.
@WaterWeight.
21 күн бұрын
also reformative electroshock therapy system
@UltimateDillon
21 күн бұрын
The delivery of "Wait, no..." is so great. Dude had a life changing realisation in that moment
@ArtVaeirs
11 сағат бұрын
This is cringe af
@allysoncady
27 күн бұрын
"I am the security system" is such a hard line. It needs to be on a shirt
@ZtheTaco
27 күн бұрын
Ikrrrr I was just thinking that lol
@NCR-National-Reclamation-Gov
27 күн бұрын
It should have a picture of Teddy Roosevelt on it
@LovingPrinceTamayuki
26 күн бұрын
I want that t-shirt
@NCR-National-Reclamation-Gov
26 күн бұрын
@lukemontgomery2934 Smart Plan
@allysoncady
26 күн бұрын
@lukemontgomery2934 you can try but... I am the security system
@Bone_Incidents
21 күн бұрын
Honestly just a smart guy. Didn’t even try to “outwit” the last person when he knew he had a taser and her back was turned.
@FINMrCurly
18 күн бұрын
Yes and it was smart also to "put down mens first
@DJSlimeball
14 күн бұрын
@@FINMrCurlyi don't think gender factors in very much when you have a tazer
@karlrovey
14 күн бұрын
@@FINMrCurlyI think it was more that there was only one person to neutralize at the end, which is why he switched to the tazer.
@troyscribner4342
14 күн бұрын
@@FINMrCurlyI know for a fact a slightly physically fit woman could beat your ass. Fox your insecurities, or learn to hide em.
@AmadisLFE
13 күн бұрын
@@FINMrCurlylemme correct you. it was smart to make sure he wasnt readily outnumbered. When he wasn't, he took his shot. Gender has nothing to do with it.
@KiraAsakura14
20 күн бұрын
"Hello, I'm the Doctor. Basically, Run." -The Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who.
@Mohammedamine9.
19 күн бұрын
The 7th doctor was a master in psychological and emotional manipulation, this video is something he can and would do
@kablutoxyz
26 күн бұрын
"Therefore Jeremy wishes for the demise of civilization-Vhitney, Take him out."
@myfaceismyshield5963
25 күн бұрын
With his accent Vhitney would be pronounced with an F sound... like Fhitney
@DestroyerApollyon
25 күн бұрын
@@myfaceismyshield5963 No? In German, "W" is pronounced with a "V" sound, thus Vhitney.
@honeyslime7178
24 күн бұрын
@@DestroyerApollyon Plus we aren't forced to make an f sound if there is a v 😂
@Coldlycookie
24 күн бұрын
How’d he know her name
@taijuutsu
24 күн бұрын
@@Coldlycookie Asking the real questions
@victorfinngall3911
26 күн бұрын
"You're forgetting about the moral theory of uh" (ZAP)
@jliller
26 күн бұрын
The Moral Theory of TAZERFACE.
@Stethacanthus
25 күн бұрын
Man that one was a slog in college.
@bladeraptor1
25 күн бұрын
That's a shocking realization
@ZelX-
25 күн бұрын
Omg thank you so much. I'm deaf and didn't know what the video said. 🤡
@amyschildgamerlive4519
25 күн бұрын
I loved that line too lol
@roderickramirez618
20 күн бұрын
Nietzsche as a bank security philosopher is something I didn’t know I needed
@ArsalanMGR
4 күн бұрын
Nietzsche would give no shit about morality whatsoever
@HO1ySh33t
3 күн бұрын
He first has to convince himself that corporate ownership of paper with fictitious arbitrary value makes sense first.
@jonahthecitizen
2 күн бұрын
that's not Nietzsche
@justinlehman8419
26 күн бұрын
His philosophy ends with the taser.
@ilyte1
25 күн бұрын
As all great philosophies do
@WesAxton
25 күн бұрын
Rather stunning performance on his part. Truly a shocking end twist to the act. It left them all quite incapacited. I'll see my way out now.
@Dempdawg11
25 күн бұрын
Yes. Not unlike a Cattle Prod. Tax Cattle.
@Axius27
25 күн бұрын
The Talos Principle strikes again! (no one will get that reference)
@LimitBeamng
25 күн бұрын
Sounds like Micheal reeves
@executivecucumber305
27 күн бұрын
“Eh, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad”
@CptPrice-vk2ew
26 күн бұрын
What you mean he got the whole group 😂😂😂
@executivecucumber305
26 күн бұрын
@@CptPrice-vk2ew that’s the next line that Matt says at the end, he only got 2 with psychology the third one he had to tase
@jacobbissey9311
26 күн бұрын
@@executivecucumber305 *philosophy not psychology, there's some overlap but the study of ethics and systems of morality is firmly on the side of philosophy. Source: I studied a lot of both in college.
@northernsnow6982
26 күн бұрын
@jacobbissey9311 Edit: Don't leave your phone at work over the weekend. Especially when you got a prank war with security. I owe em good for this crap.... You should go back to school or get a new source. Philosophy studies all knowledge, while psychology studies the mind around human social behaviour. This video is clearly a demonstration of psychology, and how people feel socially, and has nothing to do with the facts of philosophy. He made them feel they were going to be betrayed by each other when there was no actual proof they were going to do that. That's psychology, which is based on thoughts and feelings. While philosophy is supposed to be based more on fact. Unless, of course, you can explain to me how I'm wrong, with all your knowledge on the subject.
@jacobbissey9311
26 күн бұрын
@@northernsnow6982 Well, for one thing the title of the video refers to him as a philosopher. And while manipulating someone *could* technically be said to fall under an application of psychology, but he did so via arguments on ethics and moral systems, citing Emmanuel Kant for example, who was a philosopher. I studied psychology for years, I never once watched someone deliberately confuse anybody or make them doubt their reality using what they learned in a psychology class, meanwhile every philosophy major I've met (which is a lot since it was my minor) did it to somebody at least once (and tried to do it a lot), usually by bringing up irrelevant hypotheticals that try to extrapolate general rules from specific examples (which is a logical fallacy, which means it's wrong, not ineffective) exactly like what happened here. So he was behaving like a philosopher, using moral philosophy, cited historical philosophers, and was explicitly called a philosopher by the creators of the skit. But let's be real here, the point of discussing things is to be understood, even if these actions can technically be referred to as psychology, that is blatantly counter to the framing of the video, meaning using that term is liable to confuse people either into thinking moral philosophy is a branch of psychology (it isn't) or into thinking the video was a joke about psychologists (it isn't). Moral philosophy is a branch of (surprise, surprise) philosophy, and the guy in the video was a philosopher by literally every metric other than the fact that using one as a security system (let alone it being effective) is absurd (which is the joke). How people get manipulated would be studied under psychology, but forming an argument, either via logic or for the sake of persuasion, are studied under philosophy. And yeah, there is overlap there, there's overlap between lots of fields, that overlap is why it's so common for psychology majors to take philosophy courses like I did. But overlap is not equivalency. By exactly the same logic literally all human interaction, both internal and external, would be considered an act of psychology, but describing every conversation ever had as psychology would be rather pointless, now wouldn't it? So would you care to form a counter argument based on anything actually substantive about either field (or reality for that matter), or are you going to continue throwing around textbook definitions taken out of context due to a clear lack of comprehension?
@Holycryptonite47
21 күн бұрын
"I am the security system" is something Kratos says to his enemies.
@_ArmIa
7 күн бұрын
“I am the family annihilating system” -man who’s angry about his family being annihilated
@mrnoname5183
26 күн бұрын
I like how he immediately targets the smart one and tells the other two to take him out before he can respond
@aliceslab
24 күн бұрын
He's not the smart one, he's the bruiser. His philosophy was immature and wrong which is the beginning, how he realizes he's the bad guy and goes about his environment illogically for not only society, but even for himself. He will obtain less things because of his flaws, to the point he loses all freedom because society is structured to apply karma. So making enemies is not intelligent, reading a book is
@highonquack6622
24 күн бұрын
@@aliceslab He's talking about the third thief, not the first one.
@aliceslab
24 күн бұрын
@@highonquack6622 the one talking about having different moral philosophy for different groups? Because that's also unintelligent, he easily replied that would be the end of the world's order of everyone held that philosophy you couldn't trust anyone
@voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
24 күн бұрын
@@aliceslabthat’s how the majority of people operate, though, so it _can’t_ intrinsically be the end of the world’s order. Almost NOBODY thinks “bad people” & “good people” (often heavily associated “out groups” & “in group” respectively) should have the same moral system applied. For instance, it’s immoral to beat someone. UNLESS that person is categorized under a bad enough group, like “child abuser”. This is also generally part of how racism works, & how it works when families are willing to back their members through the consequences of horrible acts like spousal abuse, which happens pretty often. Basically, I’m not saying it’s good, but I think everyone still operates that way to some degree, & society hasn’t imploded & people are still able to hold some degree of trust.
@mrnoname5183
24 күн бұрын
@@aliceslab lol you’re takin that way outta context, all he is doing is pointing out how even in a profession that requires manipulating and lying, people can still have trust, which is 100% correct. And to stop him from further arguing his philosophy the security guard had him taken out immediately so he couldn’t debate anymore
@the1trueshark
27 күн бұрын
"What about you? You're the biggest liar I know" "Oh, Vhitney, he's called you fat"
@shade1121-ce8dc
25 күн бұрын
😱😱😱
@Warner-ok7cw
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂🎉
@joycmccain4688
23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@BaalReaper01
22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@MythicalxToast
21 күн бұрын
😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉😱😱😱
@UnlimitedFlyers
11 күн бұрын
This is just PURE GOLD. Whoever thought of this is a genius. Kudos to all for the great acting!
@mariobartolini2158
22 күн бұрын
i remember that time in highschool were my philosophy teacher couldn't get us to quiet down, so he suddenly stood up while reaching in his purse and loudly proclamed "You know guys, there is a time were civilized descourse ends, and violence begins" and pulled out a big ass knife that shit had us in tears, got us to shut up tho
@arnaubasulto4448
21 күн бұрын
did anything happen to that man for doing that? hope not ngl
@mariobartolini2158
21 күн бұрын
@@arnaubasulto4448 absolutely not, noone snitched, too much respect for the leggend, he is the reason why i went to philosophy major
@Esiv0_
21 күн бұрын
@@mariobartolini2158 based
@NoNo-g1d
21 күн бұрын
dupont method
@Itsallover57
21 күн бұрын
His purse?
@medusagorgon8432
26 күн бұрын
It's funny how he convinces a complete stranger to take her own friends out.😂
@saphiregough1480
26 күн бұрын
Firends? Nah, he shattered that relationship 10 seconds prior.
@RedTail1-1
25 күн бұрын
Yeah, that's the joke.
@brandonn6099
25 күн бұрын
Friends?
@netherlordgaming995
25 күн бұрын
Got some payday2 logic
@anondabomb
25 күн бұрын
He said her name.
@J4nT3mpl4r
20 күн бұрын
"im taking this gold" *Carries a bag of gold that weighs more than her like its a purse*
@misternoodle1236
26 күн бұрын
In 99% of martial arts, one of the first rules is this: if it is not a one-on-one fight, do what you can to make it one. In this circumstance, he simply chose a method that allowed one opponent to remain before he reacted.
@phillyphakename1255
25 күн бұрын
First rule of martial arts is don't get in a fight. This also seems to be in that same spirit.
@Lucien_75
25 күн бұрын
I think its called social engineering.
@mc-kq6yd
25 күн бұрын
Most martial arts just don't work in any scenario
@al28854
25 күн бұрын
my own form of MA is Gun, Cell Phone, and Lawyer .... in that particular order. And yes, my lawyer has his on phone and lawyer at his own reasonable reach.
@maxkim7937
25 күн бұрын
@@Lucien_75scam school?
@judgedredd2039
25 күн бұрын
You know you are in trouble when a German person says, "I'm the security system."
@ArcticNemo
25 күн бұрын
Austrians do philosophy Germans do national socialism
@azwanajeeb2167
24 күн бұрын
He can weaponize people mistrust against eachother with just a speech.
@purpleguy7093
23 күн бұрын
Ah a classic @@azwanajeeb2167
@davidiberg1
23 күн бұрын
And a teyzer @@azwanajeeb2167
@draochvar9646
23 күн бұрын
@@ArcticNemo You ... are aware that Hitler, THE national socialist ... was Austrian right? And that the Austrian people, to a concerningly large degree, welcomed the Anschluss with thundering applause?
@hamzamotara4304
20 күн бұрын
Underrated channel. Never forget about the moral philosophy of taserism.
@silverhawk8699
24 күн бұрын
This man really *is* the security system; reduced the opposing size down to one individual just using philosophy, then the last he incapacitated when her back was turned. Big brain plays.
@chaseHoldren
21 күн бұрын
maybe that's why he said "I am the security system"
@boratsagdiyev5679
21 күн бұрын
Yup, his main weapon is his brain. That taser is just his sidearm
@a2izo
21 күн бұрын
Yeah, we saw the sketch.
@Herzfeld10
20 күн бұрын
This comment adds less to the conversation than a chatGPT answer
@tkarispe
26 күн бұрын
This one was really clever. A therapist would also be an effective security system, I think.
@marquess2004
25 күн бұрын
Oh, you fool! This is why I always bring earplugs!
@gamesmovienation3516
25 күн бұрын
@@marquess2004ah yes but you cannot escape the stare down the therapist gives you and writes down largely on a piece of paper the very words “ and how does that make you feel” the very weapon’s of a therapist
@dantereinhardt6911
25 күн бұрын
Like that dialog option from Fallout New Vegas. Where you convince the cannibal cook to leave by analyzing his childhood issues.
@rowbeans-l1n
25 күн бұрын
Pretty sure he’s a philosopher because he’s discussing moral theory
@RKroese
25 күн бұрын
Nope. He be a unlived therapist.
@ytuser4562
9 күн бұрын
I’ve watched the full sketch many times over the years, and it holds a special place in my heart. Crazy to see it pop up on my recommended in 2024.
@user-ws3xc1ee7w
26 күн бұрын
Love how he ran out of mind tricks and just tazed her
@NBT_Data
25 күн бұрын
Moral theory of self defense.
@UEAdmiral
25 күн бұрын
He just finished the sentence in a creative way! ZAP! Zero Aggression Principle!
@Mostlyharmless1985
23 күн бұрын
Consequentialism
@learyt9665
23 күн бұрын
I don't think he run out of mind trick it's probably his tea time.
@albireotheredguard1599
24 күн бұрын
There's nothing more dangerous in the world than a Passive Aggressive Philosopher with a Taser!
@chimoshishifu407
22 күн бұрын
Try a fed up mother of a 17yr who never takes out the trash. I bought my friend a taser at a gem show and her son was VERY unappreciative…but the trash got taken to the curb in time. 😂
@rudysmith1445
22 күн бұрын
PAPWAT Passive-Aggressive Philosopher With A Taser
@Cam-my3il
22 күн бұрын
@@rudysmith1445AGPAPWAT a German passive- agressive philosopher with a taser
@theleagueofshadows100
22 күн бұрын
A GPAPWATAASS- A German passive-aggressive philosopher with a a taser and a mustache, security system.
@albireotheredguard1599
22 күн бұрын
@@theleagueofshadows100 🤣
@strikerrey6016
7 күн бұрын
I love how Jeremy just materialises out of nowhere after he's mentioned from the clip's perspective
@sniffy5615
21 күн бұрын
Moral of the story: he IS the security system💀
@YanisBenhayoun
19 күн бұрын
"Lazy ! What kind of defense is this ?!?!" "I AM THE DEFENSE !!!" - lazy purple
@randy9680
25 күн бұрын
The fact they he said he’s reading Immanuel Kant then proceeds to use Kant’s categorical imperative is gold. They could have just said any random philosopher there and we would have gone with it. (FYI, the theory of categorical imperative is Kant’s system for finding out if an action is moral. If we lived in a world where X was moral, and everybody did X, if society would fall apart, X is immoral but if society improves or at least isn’t harmed by X then X is moral.)
@invisalats841
25 күн бұрын
Is it objective or subjective?
@randy9680
25 күн бұрын
@@invisalats841 I’d say it’s subjective
@arkhaon
24 күн бұрын
@@randy9680its objective, at least thats its goal. Take stealing for example: should you steal the money of your grandmother? Well, lets see: if everyone, when they had the chance to steal something, would be required by law to do it, nobody would have private property anymore, and nobodys property would be safe ever, so therefore, society would crumble pretty fast, nevermind that our entire economic system relies on private property as a concept, so that would collapse as well. Is it rational for us to wish that society collapses? No. Therefore, stealing, no matter the circumstances, is wrong and you should not steal your grandmothers money Edit: law means here law of physics, not a societal law. Basically, stealing something is a law equal to the laws of gravity. You cannot choose to not follow it in this scenario.
@invisalats841
24 күн бұрын
@arkhaon I see. That seems a poor measure of morality. It works in some cases when applied, but there would be surprising outcomes. Take donations/ charity, if applied in the same manner as stealing in your example, would also cripple and collapse society.
@arkhaon
24 күн бұрын
@@invisalats841 indeed, Kants categorical imperative has its problems. For example, the question, if you should become a baker, is also answered as immoral.
@AC_Craig
20 күн бұрын
"Shtrong man deserves this money yaaaaaah?" I freaking love this accent
@RealShadere
21 күн бұрын
I like how it just escalated from "his thought process wouldn't work" to "therefore he wishes for the end of civilization" 😭 Edit: please don't go to my comment section
@Bakuplayer13
20 күн бұрын
That's just Kantians for you.
@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
19 күн бұрын
@@Bakuplayer13 "Categorical imperative" mfs when their categorical imperative ruins the family dinner.
@jasmadams
19 күн бұрын
Because that is, in fact, the eventual consequence.
@Bakuplayer13
19 күн бұрын
@@jasmadamsNo, that's the logical conclusion. Reality and society are too chaotic and incongruent, however, for there to be full certainty that any logical conclusion would ever be reached. Schopenhauer criticises that dissociation between Moral Imperative reasoning and reality aptly - naming it moral pedantry.
@prettygurlrockx
18 күн бұрын
“Whitney take him out” sent me, he had these people eating out the palm of his hand
@janastanleymusic
27 күн бұрын
This is such a classic. I remember when our drama group performed it for a skit night. The crowd loved it! ❤
@TrickOrRetreat
26 күн бұрын
Had me in tears 😂 if this is a classic I need more classic in 2024
@TheJackOfFools
24 күн бұрын
I've never seen this before, what's it called?
@bradyburden3444
24 күн бұрын
@@TheJackOfFoolsthe Aristocrats
@THEREALRONBURGUNDY
20 күн бұрын
"The man, the myth, the legend".
@TheAmazingSpiderman87
23 күн бұрын
Scott Stirling took so many shots to the face he turned into Nietzsche.
@samsaldate5828
22 күн бұрын
The Man, the Myth, the Legend!!!!
@tomatoorphan6166
22 күн бұрын
XD
@Osama_Zyn_Laden
20 күн бұрын
God's dead and we killed him
@Mayor12123
22 күн бұрын
Bro is the definition of “Attack your opponents mentally before attacking them physically”
@ori-yorudan
17 күн бұрын
That's not an actual quote commonly used or attributed to anyone well known though?
@Mayor12123
17 күн бұрын
@@ori-yorudan I made it up chill-
@ori-yorudan
17 күн бұрын
@@Mayor12123 ...I am chill? Just confused
@tegathemenace
16 күн бұрын
@@ori-yorudan The battle is first won in the mind, then physically. Sun Tzu said something vike that
@stormthrush37
10 күн бұрын
This was one of the best Studio C bits ever. And just flat out tasering the final thief after everything else was the best.
@Ryvaken
26 күн бұрын
"Therefore Jeremy wishes for the demise of civilization" Pretty much hitting the nail on the head of why gangs and syndicates tend to be brutal to their own. To keep a group of criminals in something resembling trust, they need to go through a gauntlet of mutual pain so they respect each other.
@Jimpiedepimpie
25 күн бұрын
Is this why the army has a guy in a silly hat yelling at you? He's describing Thatcherism, does his political theory justify the IRA?
@frontiervirtcharter
25 күн бұрын
@@Jimpiedepimpie What does justification have to do with it? This is a political theory, not a moral theory
@Jimpiedepimpie
24 күн бұрын
@@frontiervirtcharter Well for human beings those things tend to be one and the same, Hans.
@frontiervirtcharter
24 күн бұрын
@@Jimpiedepimpie politicians often use morality to disguise the real reasons for their actions..
@christopherpoet458
24 күн бұрын
@@Jimpiedepimpie Umm... no. Just because people are uneducated and assume they are one in the same or treat them as such, does not mean they are. Morality and Politics can overlap or intermingle, but they absolutely are not one in the same. No matter how many assumptions someone makes.
@TheSleepSteward
25 күн бұрын
“You’re forgetting about the moral theory of-“ “AuGhAGhhg” 🤣
@ModernDayRenaissanceMan
22 күн бұрын
I've been to that castle!!!
@xueyunliu7705
20 күн бұрын
Bro pulled the most insane uno reverse card ever
@jemal999
23 күн бұрын
Ah yes, my favourite theory of Moral Philosophy... Taser.
@costaliongaming7082
26 күн бұрын
You can't forget about the moral theory of the 400 volt tazer
@appliedfacts
24 күн бұрын
And, it improved society!
@bobthegamingtaco6073
23 күн бұрын
Gonna maybe ruin the joke here, but yes, the idea that at the end of the day philosophy is only used to justify the use of force and that the person with the biggest weapon gets to set what is moral and immoral is something that gets discussed a lot (see also: bigger stick diplomacy)
@appliedfacts
23 күн бұрын
@@bobthegamingtaco6073 Justifying the use of force is most definitely not the only use for philosophy. It also provides jobs for philosophy teachers! 😂
@Hextore
21 күн бұрын
These skits are so much funnier in short form because they have to cut stuff out and everything goes from zero to one hundred
@UEAdmiral
25 күн бұрын
“You forgot the moral theory of, uh . . . “ “Ah Yes, that was it, the Zero Aggression Principle!”
@JOYful_Comedy
27 күн бұрын
I was just watching this sketch the other day. Writing this sketch is a great way to use a philosophy degree, too!
@campandcook3118
26 күн бұрын
One of the limited uses, besides serving burgers or driving an Uber.
@theunisholthuis4212
24 күн бұрын
@@campandcook3118yeah, because to hell with thinking deeply about important issues that transcend directly economically productive activities!
@campandcook3118
24 күн бұрын
@@theunisholthuis4212 Deeply thinking is impossible without subject knowledge, that's why most modern philosophy is pointless and far from realistic or relevant.
@RobertHarding-vs5ou
21 күн бұрын
@@campandcook3118nuclear take
@user-zi2zk4rb7x
20 күн бұрын
"Ztrong man deserves ze money, jaaaa?" Most German thing i ever heard and i fkn love it
@flixxez
23 күн бұрын
"You're forgetting about the moral theory of..." Continues to pull out a taser
@gorgomond
24 күн бұрын
In an RPG, that is winning the fight with the charisma and intelligence stat.
@joshuaruesch2241
17 күн бұрын
This is my favorite Studio C sketch. It's just one of those things where you're like, "This could actually work." 😂
@Freeman4815
23 күн бұрын
Moral of the story: don't understimate a guy who says ,,I'm the security system".
@KaiserHitoshi
20 күн бұрын
I love that "Wait. Nooooo😮," like dude had an entire epiphany.
@artgreig7069
22 күн бұрын
"Whitney take him out" had me rolling! LMAO!
@TheLastPartypooper-k4c
22 күн бұрын
This guy is the most calmest guy I ever seen
@gogga6902
8 күн бұрын
"Strong man deserves this money, *_jAaA?"_*
@pxmpplug5036
24 күн бұрын
name dropping during a robbery is CRAZY
@-_NarratorGaming_-
22 күн бұрын
"IM HERE TO ROB THE BANK!" "I zhink you are adopted." *intense sobbing*
@lunasam9
19 күн бұрын
Emotional damajj!
@MrAries1066
20 күн бұрын
Moral theory he was looking for was VOLTaire. Namesake for the unit we use today, volts.
@Optimism_and_Dyslexia
26 күн бұрын
That security system has definitely read Crime and Punishment
@FiladelfiaNow
24 күн бұрын
Ohh Dostoevsky
@expiredmilk5435
24 күн бұрын
At the time he was reading Immanuel kant
@DIVINEINNERTENSION
26 күн бұрын
Robbers covering everything except their face lmao
@Majorminecart
21 күн бұрын
This guy is a good security system
@jothebrostubbs3301
27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 the guy played his cool and ended up winning in the end 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@andressanteliz5354
23 күн бұрын
It’s giving Monty Python & I’m here for it
@MhaOne
20 күн бұрын
"I need this on a T-shirt" How to summon the nearest bots in your area with one simple step!
@sankhanathroy981
24 күн бұрын
"I am za security system"... I was thrilled by the accent!!😂
@Tw1stedYT
21 күн бұрын
I love how he’s able to make them so confused and untrustworthy of each other, and in the end just tases the last one 🤣
@AndresD.deLeon
5 күн бұрын
"Vitney, take him out" with callousness of a man with nothing left to lose
@josettejoy6003
27 күн бұрын
Sick girl is sad because sick girl is sick. If sick girl watch Studio C all day, ze logical conclusion must be sick girl is made happy, yah?😁
@ishidan01
25 күн бұрын
"Mom, can we get The Dark Knight?" "We have The Dark Knight at home." The Dark Knight at home:
@AustinIsTheGreatests
21 күн бұрын
Damn better than SNL for fox the past 10 years
@DBJnes2099
23 күн бұрын
lol. Great seeing Whitney on here. I went to High School with her. She was amazing back in School and it's awesome to see her here. Great work, and keep it up.
@ChunkyMilk01
27 күн бұрын
I kid you not, I've probably seen this sketch 30 times through
@Redfrootloop
19 күн бұрын
The sheer calmness of "Whitney take him out" is hilarious
@RowanAckerman
26 күн бұрын
"I am the security system" "You are the brute squad"
@shebabrown2896
21 күн бұрын
"I am the security system." Me 100%
@GamerKhiladi
10 күн бұрын
This needs to be made into a movie
@DimitrijeKrunic
21 күн бұрын
"you are forgetting about the theory of the *ZAZPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP"*
@normanmai7865
25 күн бұрын
He's stunned her with the Moral Theory of 50K Volts!
@jonpaul3868
20 күн бұрын
You know its serious when Einstein is the clerk
@maxtan6982
25 күн бұрын
What a majestic ending. That smart man deserve a hat tipped from me, respect plus❤❤❤
@MrSam2497
24 күн бұрын
You are forgetting the moral theory of dropping on floor when tazzed
@kellysjourney2771
10 күн бұрын
I expected him to say “no you cannot, because you physically cannot carry all that gold without your partners” lmao
@Rose-yx6jq
25 күн бұрын
He efficiently took out the entire team. Only taking action when only one was left conscience.
@cindypoblano6874
22 күн бұрын
This felt like an SNL skit 😂
@jrhale1436
4 күн бұрын
Jeremy started talking facts and becoming the voice of reason, can’t have that 😂
@SirBritishBean
27 күн бұрын
😂 todd loved this one Cant wait for the sketch about him 🐸🐸🐸
@sadespain01
26 күн бұрын
The sketch has been out for years. ??
@MrSophire
25 күн бұрын
Can yo believe they are Mormon?
@samstryker4862
25 күн бұрын
This is my favorite sketch of all time
@multigameswithryan9215
3 күн бұрын
Whenever I see things like this, suddenly I start binge watching studio C
@TTabbyTT
27 күн бұрын
I love the old skits 😂
@LovingPrinceTamayuki
26 күн бұрын
This is possibly my favorite video on KZitem
@Hirusocool
21 күн бұрын
"I am here there is no security better than that" -old man Yama
@stylex19
24 күн бұрын
OMG! I thought intellectual comedy was dead in the west. Thank you guys so, so, so much for this!
@cheche373
23 күн бұрын
Check out some old SNL.
@stylex19
23 күн бұрын
@cheche373 I pretty much grew up on it. I was 8 when SNL premiered, and enjoyed it throughout the 80s. Thank goodness for archives and syndication.
@GiggityGiggityGen-wj4og
21 күн бұрын
Moral theory of: self defense
@mr.cauliflower3536
18 күн бұрын
I like how the guy who said the thing about different moral systems made a lot of sense.
@HirakuagaKatsui
27 күн бұрын
So nostalgic 😭
@TheRealSavlon
26 күн бұрын
New studio C doesn’t really do things like this. Had me rolling back in the day
@andrewminiajluk3176
Күн бұрын
The funniest part of this Skit is the idea that the federal reserve has gold.
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