Fyi in case this isnt obvious (??) This was just a chat with me and some peeps in discord. If you're wondering, I was phoenix
@user-jd4eb6xl7y
3 жыл бұрын
Where did you get these cleaner objections
@Nachotaco4005
3 жыл бұрын
thats just a bad argument man THERE SOUP ITS A CATOGORY ON ITS OWN
@N0GG1N
3 жыл бұрын
soup is only a drink if its a broth. If something is in it that is not smooth, it becomes a soup and therefore a food.
@dudebro3846
3 жыл бұрын
Soup is a combination of foods put into a bowl with liquid making it it’s own unique state of matter
@N0GG1N
3 жыл бұрын
@@dudebro3846 Not a unique state of matter, just more like a unique substance in the same way that hair is solid, but flows like a liquid.
@saihate7402
3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like some argument discord servers would actually have
@iaintgonna3717
3 жыл бұрын
gee I wonder why lol
@lilacKurage
3 жыл бұрын
Where can I join said servers And do they drink soup?
@aiiiia9971
3 жыл бұрын
yup
@gretabarron7434
3 жыл бұрын
I started debates about egg cups once, fun times
@AngelicaM-nf2ib
3 жыл бұрын
Aii iiA id join 👁...
@tatermaniac9319
3 жыл бұрын
arguments are at least 100x more interesting in the form of an ace attorney trial
@e.r.i.n_
3 жыл бұрын
That's why people are just taking these from chatrooms and adapting them to Ace Attorney
@plant_kirb3875
3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Spacebugg
3 жыл бұрын
why i feel like this is a stolen comment?
@dpadderz8671
3 жыл бұрын
can we have rough play in this game?
@suitedgamer9607
3 жыл бұрын
Star Platinum what are you doing?
@kinkanalchemist
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe nobody brought up boba tea, a drink that has chunks that you need to chew in it
@Chomp_Fllangin
Жыл бұрын
exactly I thought the same thing
@fsfs2778
Жыл бұрын
You mean boba soup?
@HauntFreak13
11 ай бұрын
Well boba is just an abomination
@johnwilsocastanieto4165
9 ай бұрын
@@HauntFreak13 you have awaken the twoset community...
@leftnao
2 ай бұрын
That’s just a drink with food in it…
@rumplestiltskins7590
2 жыл бұрын
“Tell that to my friend who chugged mayo” Im gonna get dehydrated with how much I’ve been crying
@TheoneGuyYT
Жыл бұрын
Bro after 1 year I’m the first to comment on this comment, Also 117 likes? Master chief?
@iwillbaldyou
Жыл бұрын
I would do that
@CamoFlash7_
10 ай бұрын
@@TheoneGuyYT *Finish the fight.*
@cmauthor
7 ай бұрын
Better drink some soup then and rehydrate. xD
@Froggycolouring
5 ай бұрын
No but literally I have a friend who drinks mayo as well 😭
@MusiMaThetra
3 жыл бұрын
Schrödinger's Conversation: The conversation is progressing but simultaneously going nowhere
@kirbomatic1573
3 жыл бұрын
it's going nowhere, and it's getting there fast.
@therealbeanbot
3 жыл бұрын
300th like Also: Every argument I have with adults is a combination of “If I say something rude they’ll get mad at me” and “THEYRE WRONG THO” so I end up in this
@WeaponizedGoochsweat
3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys How many holes does a straw have
@kirbomatic1573
3 жыл бұрын
@@WeaponizedGoochsweat an infinite number stacked on top of each other.
@bva0
3 жыл бұрын
@@WeaponizedGoochsweat None!
@miles7113
3 жыл бұрын
This is like 3 middle schoolers arguing over the dumbest thing they can argue about
@hakushi9016
3 жыл бұрын
This was us arguing about Boneless Pizza back on those Middle School days man, shit was funny, we got nowhere and even got the teacher involved. It was so funny man.
@patrickdolan6
3 жыл бұрын
My friends argued about stuff like this in high school.
@rainnyuii
3 жыл бұрын
Back then in elementary I didn’t have a sharpener so I used paper to try to sharpen the pencil my seatmate that also didn’t have a sharper ne also did the same as me and then it spreader around and they started to argue whether to use a sharpener or not ;-;
@jesuschrist.official
3 жыл бұрын
@@rainnyuii How can you do that? The paper is not damaged?
@rainnyuii
3 жыл бұрын
László István Fekete I like shade the paper
@Jethrotex
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, this taught me bleach must be a drink too
@A_xothermic
2 жыл бұрын
HOL' UP!!!
@Drwhispin
2 жыл бұрын
It is
@NotAN00b123MSP
2 жыл бұрын
....well technically-
@microphon1549
2 жыл бұрын
Bleach is not a drink, it is supposed to be a washing stuff and cannot be consumed. It wasnt meant to be in the Water Pyramid. But it could be held in a cup. Like drinks do.
@bluehoodieproductions1634
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@decalcomanie123
2 жыл бұрын
"w ha t" is the most appropriate response to any of Phoenix's arguments
@KaNoMikoProductions
3 жыл бұрын
"Soup, however, is a solitary experience" - Socrates
@TheLugdunum69
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaahhahaha !! 😂🤣
@calvinstark338
3 жыл бұрын
When you unlock soup in civ 6
@Stryfe52
3 жыл бұрын
I remember you, didn’t you upload Hellsing anime clips?
@GastevAleksei
3 жыл бұрын
-Socrates,The Art of War
@ActualTrash8
3 жыл бұрын
I drink soup with rice ;-;
@SkimBee
3 жыл бұрын
Teachers: you will be having a debate in class The class:
@WhoThisMonkey
3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of teachers, maybe you should've listened to yours; that's not how you use a colon.
@KRKAB
3 жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey you do know it's supposed to be a joke right?
@rattylad1587
3 жыл бұрын
British Wrath so you haven’t seen a meme before?
@jamesarmstrongiv8279
3 жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey Generally in script writing the colon is used between the tag detailing who is acting and the contents of the action. This is not standard english but and accepted variation.
@catgrumpy7060
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the only thing im passionate about
@astrofoxx42
2 жыл бұрын
"i swallow these ice cubes and choke on them and cry" relatable
@AlexFenom
9 ай бұрын
I was trying to see this comment
@anijammer5373
2 жыл бұрын
Phoenix is the kind of guy to put cambell's tomato soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket just to prove a point
@KaitouKaiju
3 ай бұрын
Isn't that just V8
@necc1485
3 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth: at restaurants soup is labeled as food Pheonix: hmmm tastes like cowards
@radiozeke8507
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah to be honest every time he said cowards it made me feel like he was just saying it because he knew he was wrong
@randomorange6807
3 жыл бұрын
@@radiozeke8507 he wasn't wrong, it's just the stores and restaurants have their own opinions about if soup is a food or drink. which isn't always the RIGHT THING! *ObJeCtion!*
@radiozeke8507
3 жыл бұрын
random Ørångė OBJECTION! HE ALSO USES IT FOR THE GROCERY STORE! HE IS JUST BLURTING COWARD OUT TO COVER HIS TRACKS OF BEING EVIL THINKING THAT STEW IS A DRINK!
@BrazenBro
3 жыл бұрын
@@radiozeke8507 HOLD IT!! HE CLEARLY STATES THAT HE SAID THAT BECAUSE THE STATUS QUO HAS NOT YET BEEN CHANGED, NOT BECAUSE HE HAD NO RUBUTTAL
@WhoThisMonkey
3 жыл бұрын
This isn't how colons are supposed to be used.
@fawfulbenivictor5556
3 жыл бұрын
It's so weird how this can be moving along at an alarming rate and yet going nowhere all at the same time
@Elliyan4
3 жыл бұрын
You just describe arguments
@danieldavid3766
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could like this a hundred times.
@zyonreq
3 жыл бұрын
My parents in a nutshell
@pacifistminigun3987
3 жыл бұрын
ikr lol
@bluebeka2458
3 жыл бұрын
And that's what we call politics. 😂
@goof250
2 жыл бұрын
2:59 "CAMPBELLS CAN GO DROWN IN CRANBERRIES LIKE IN THAT ONE AD I ALWAYS GET NIGHTMARES ABOUT" omg help I'm dying-
@lifeisbreadbros6343
2 жыл бұрын
Soups and stews are NOT drinks... they're liquid food.
@susannakruis6340
2 жыл бұрын
YOU DIDNT SAY THAT HOW DARE YOU!!
@lifeisbreadbros6343
2 жыл бұрын
@@susannakruis6340 yea ur right, my dad did
@lifeisbreadbros6343
2 жыл бұрын
At least that's where I herd it from
@MIIRBH
2 жыл бұрын
So is gazpacho a soup or a drink?
@microphon1549
2 жыл бұрын
@@susannakruis6340 when a kid is in charge of her or his mother’s computer
@hoodiesticks
3 жыл бұрын
Someone: These people don't consider soup a drink Phoenix: Because those people are cOwArDs
@ghuttsmckenzie4269
3 жыл бұрын
I'd consider stew is more like a smoothie?
@meepmeep1242
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 smoothies are drinks so by that logic then stews are also a drinks
@ghuttsmckenzie4269
3 жыл бұрын
@@meepmeep1242 true but what type of drink would soup be?
@meepmeep1242
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a yummy one
@John-se6it
3 жыл бұрын
@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 a soup kind
@neocraftz1553
3 жыл бұрын
"...but whatever floats your boat" "heh. like a gravy boat" "w h a t" probably my favorite exchange
@chrispychiptune6573
3 жыл бұрын
It really sounds like something Phoenix would say as well
@l.n.3372
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrispychiptune6573 It def sounds like canon Phoenix dialogue xD
@ryanjenkins5450
3 жыл бұрын
Why is it a gravy boat if there’s gravy in it. Its not floating on liquid it’s filled with it and boats aren’t filled with liquid.
@ForzaMonkey
3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanjenkins5450 OBJECTION. A gravy boat is considered a boat by its SHAPE, NOT what side the fluid is on!
@IM_AKM_
3 жыл бұрын
666 likes, oh shit
@moustachio334
2 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have gravy on its own” *breathes in southern*
@SquirtleHK
2 жыл бұрын
2:28 "SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH"🤣🤣🤣 Such an amazing quote!
@signuprediction2429
3 жыл бұрын
"Ok tell that to my friend who chugged mayo"
@almosthumanjessi9799
3 жыл бұрын
Instant psychic damage
@yeetinoofer2605
3 жыл бұрын
A true chaotic evil
@xxman321
3 жыл бұрын
Hijikata from Gintama
@Nope-en9bo
3 жыл бұрын
Babish when he made that one Spongebob dish.
@monke3387
3 жыл бұрын
@@almosthumanjessi9799 Timestamp?
@cheetahda1o763
3 жыл бұрын
Did I just really watch 5 minutes of people arguing about soup Edit: I love you all.
@DarkPortall
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes you did
@crypticweeb
3 жыл бұрын
I did, too, and im not proud of it
@catzwowz3079
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@crypticweeb
3 жыл бұрын
@@DTBootlegs lmao
@Hibisco_Angelita
3 жыл бұрын
I did and let me tell you I need more
@lDontExist
2 жыл бұрын
Miles:soup is not a drink because it has chunks in it Ice water:I’m about to end this mans whole carrer
@caroldefender4144
6 ай бұрын
Or boba tea
@Mi1k_Bread18
2 жыл бұрын
“I fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry” WTF HAHAHAH IM DYING
@dinkleberry4364
3 жыл бұрын
They're arguing while Edgeworth is just having an existential crisis in the corner.
@infinitespaceboi6517
3 жыл бұрын
he wasnt even there for half the video
@cubimon8219
3 жыл бұрын
Where is the judge?
@quietc0smos
3 жыл бұрын
@@cubimon8219 the judge is not there because soup and stew are obviously poop
@Jelli_Kube
3 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth is a mood.
@JohnSmith31191
3 жыл бұрын
I'm you're 1 k like yaya..
@ushi4212
3 жыл бұрын
why is pheonix spitting hard facts while simultaneously being absolutely wrong
@Solotocius
3 жыл бұрын
No one's right in such subject. It's unbelievably controversial and completely dumb. No one is neither right nor wrong.
@Katt1n
3 жыл бұрын
@@Solotocius Of course there is right and wrong! Words have definitiins. There is always a correct answer.
@Solotocius
3 жыл бұрын
@@Katt1n Yes but in this scenario it's so varying that the truth is almost non-existent. Otherwise you're right.
@elmothewise3915
3 жыл бұрын
@@Solotocius OBJECTION!You said it was _almost_ Nonexistent, therefore it does exist!
@sirkuchen1501
3 жыл бұрын
Notopian Interbinlandican you just wanna say its totally irrelevant dont you
@Gamerboi7260
2 жыл бұрын
"Campbell's can go down in cranberries like in that one and I always have nightmares about" - Edgeworth why did I laugh so hard at that 3:00
@Ro_Gaming
2 жыл бұрын
If a soup is "like a sauce" then that means... A SOUP IS A SMOOTHIE THEREFORE ITS A DRINK
@bysigmarareyouseriously156
2 жыл бұрын
you drink mayonnaise ?
@clippychan530
4 жыл бұрын
everything is soup once it enters your body
@helencashwes
4 жыл бұрын
This is the worst take yet
@willren1817
4 жыл бұрын
@@helencashwes accept it. this is the one true definition
@TheShinyDude
4 жыл бұрын
What if it’s soup that enters your body?
@morgankasper5227
3 жыл бұрын
*stew
@SodaPopLuna
3 жыл бұрын
*slams fist on the table 3 times in utter defeat*
@bophi_true
3 жыл бұрын
When the two of the smartest students are having a casual argument. *C A S U A L A R G U M E N T*
@WhyRYouHere
3 жыл бұрын
What about the third person?
@ScootyPuffJrSux
3 жыл бұрын
@@WhyRYouHere The third smartest one that wasn't prepared for that amount of intellectual debate
@mintykarma336
3 жыл бұрын
I'm usually part of it, I'll be honest because I'm not proud of it. XD
@ladygremlin8287
3 жыл бұрын
They're not that smart if they forgot ice melts :'[
@LL-tr5et
3 жыл бұрын
and both the students know theyre right but one of them isnt right but theyre right about something else crucial that could lead them to the right answer but they made an error in their calculations and so neither of them is actually right because one is missing the pre-right answer and the other is missing the right answer and so the only way for the universe to know the right answer is for them to join forces and share information but that will never happen because they are having an argument
@realsanmer
Жыл бұрын
In spanish we don't say "eat soup", we use "tomar sopa", which is "drink soup", so Phoenix is right in this one
@bruhtnt4258
9 ай бұрын
Well that’s Spanish, in English it’s another case.
@daydream2392
6 ай бұрын
I don't know what spanish is that qx Nosotros comemos sopa (We eat soup)
@lautarotoloza7583
Жыл бұрын
"i'm gonna go drink some campbells tomato soup", see? no problemo. Said Phoenix Wright with his smug-ass smile
@sirteddyIII
3 жыл бұрын
The amount of table abuse in this video is incredible.
@TCM464
3 жыл бұрын
The Judge didn't show up once in the video because he was too busy calling the local table repair-men.
@nerogrove6491
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 💀😂
@alexbat9337
3 жыл бұрын
*O B J E C T I O N !*
@TC7-Thecomplex7
3 жыл бұрын
Alex Bat *BAM*
@mikeytrains1
3 жыл бұрын
it can basically qualify as a fucking srpelo video
@jordanbopp3340
3 жыл бұрын
“Your friend is an outlier and therefore shouldn’t be counted” oh god the statistics part of me just started weezing
@sleepysera
3 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, I'm pretty sure the majority consensus on chugging mayo jars is a resounding NO.
@derpy7749
3 жыл бұрын
Mayo is a drink 💀
@bry756
3 жыл бұрын
@@derpy7749 its an instrument, tf.
@bibleboy1147
3 жыл бұрын
doesn't that mean the Ad Edgeworth has nightmares about shouldn't be counted either?
@Icetea-2000
3 жыл бұрын
"Then why do restaurants have the soup on the food menu and not at the drinks?" "Because restaurants are COWARDS!" "Ok so why do supermarkets not have soup in the drink section?" "Because supermarkets are COWARDS!"
@Maxler5795
2 жыл бұрын
The judge was just dizzy throught the entire thing.
@hiimkat2614
2 жыл бұрын
"I swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry." -von Karma best lines
@gabrielegenota1480
3 жыл бұрын
Ok but straight up, their arguments hold water. Like, the flow of arguments went back and forth and it felt like an actual intense debate.
@rainbowthedragoncat6768
3 жыл бұрын
Because this was an actual conversation
@AurisLTL
3 жыл бұрын
Read the description...
@gabrielegenota1480
3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowthedragoncat6768 Yeah nah but actual conversation doesnt always equal making sense. Some arguments about this topic can be just one guy taking logic from up his bumhole with the straight man trying his best to ground the conversation into reality. And the comedic value'd come from there. But in this video, the comedic value comes from the Phoenix Wright-ification of an argument that makes sense
@anonymousanonymous8216
3 жыл бұрын
so would their arguments be a drink
@gabrielegenota1480
3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousanonymous8216 No, we consume media so it'd be a soup.
@nicolasmartinez3969
3 жыл бұрын
"okay who says i don't swallow ice" "i fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry" ... masterpiece
@ServantofBaal
3 жыл бұрын
Fav gag
@jacobpedersen3965
3 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@hunter1586
3 жыл бұрын
I love swallowing ice cubes but sometimes they get hitched a little bit on the way down and it hurts like hell.
@laranitaloca6913
3 жыл бұрын
she justs say that confidently and smiling
@storytime9616
3 жыл бұрын
I straight up bite in them.
@iampierce7474
2 ай бұрын
Soup or stew is a what happens when you combine a drink with a food in a dish, but not when blended, therefore smooth consistency fluids when not used as a sauce are drinks, but when chunks are introduced it becomes a soup or stew
@me4486
2 жыл бұрын
Me who also chews the liquid of the soup: _my level is far beyond your expectations_
@mythyrox
4 жыл бұрын
edgeworth's "I'm gonna go stew in despair now" made my week
@mythyrox
3 жыл бұрын
@@JimmehRulez yeah, that's my name
@michaeledmunds7266
3 жыл бұрын
Next week: "Are pancakes the REAL hero of Persona 5? Find out!"
@delusionalnoodles
3 жыл бұрын
Michael Edmunds Next next week: “Has a door really reincarnated into a psychopath?”
@GenderlessFurry_They-Them
3 жыл бұрын
Monokuma Stew
@NeoNickz
3 жыл бұрын
@@GenderlessFurry_They-Them DESPPPAAIIRRR
@ChloeTGAP
3 жыл бұрын
Why is it 800x funnier to watch people have stupid arguments in the form of Ace Attorney trials? (/rhetorical)
@spectronoid
3 жыл бұрын
Because it's accurate to the game
@thenecromancer7487
3 жыл бұрын
Because some parts of the game are also stupid. For example, Phoenix litteraly called a parrot to testify in a court.
@3Guys1Video
3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny to see the characters say them
@jcc7508
3 жыл бұрын
Because after a parrot testifies in court, a giant red tiger convinced everyone he’s Phoenix, an updated autopsy report, scanning the emotions of the defendants, and multiple uses of spirit channeling, absurdist debates are just to be expected from the series.
@breadcrumbhoarder
3 жыл бұрын
Because when you’re having a stupid argument you sound like a character in ace attorney anyway, also I think the nature of the stupid argument being played out in a courtroom setting gives it legitimacy it did not earn lol
@ultraplayer4594
2 жыл бұрын
4:43 *sustanance*
@user-ou3rt1ht1q
17 сағат бұрын
Fun fact: In Poland it’s totally normal to drink Borscht out of a cup
@saiksthefox3544
3 жыл бұрын
“Tell that to my friend who chugged mayo” wHAT
@Indomavel2112
3 жыл бұрын
I nearly died to that line, holy shit...
@saiksthefox3544
3 жыл бұрын
@@Indomavel2112 same
@Mernom
3 жыл бұрын
She's clearly friends with Hijikata.
@CosmaPaulaton
3 жыл бұрын
I lick mayo off the knife when I'm done spreading it
@Icelyn
3 жыл бұрын
I have actually done that. Back in middle school I had a weird mayo and ranch phase were I was obsessed and would drink both on a regular basis. I once drank 3 packets of mayo at lunch and it tasted good to me. Now I just cringe at the thought.
@melcwan
4 жыл бұрын
there are so many solid arguments in video it scares me
@iaxacs3801
4 жыл бұрын
And than on the other hand there's so many WTF where'd that conclusion come from moments.
@cronnoponno
4 жыл бұрын
There are also so many liquid arguments in the video it doesn't scare me.
@bobatea1950
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@karlik4861
3 жыл бұрын
no there not
@Nachotaco4005
3 жыл бұрын
obbbbbbbbguckingjection
@twaiszu
2 жыл бұрын
could’ve just ended with: “Can u cook drinks?”
@s.nifrum4580
2 жыл бұрын
Hot chocolate
@project.creativity3
Жыл бұрын
“I’m going to go stew in despair” *JUNKO ENOSHIMA MECHANICALLY LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND*
@EXRazeBurn
3 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth: “Your honor, aren’t you going to weigh in on any of this?!?” Judge: “Honestly? I checked out on this stupid like five minutes ago. Solve it yourselves.”
@bethello1286
3 жыл бұрын
“Imma just go. I need more coffee.”
@TCM464
3 жыл бұрын
The Judge left like thirty seconds into the video. The first zoom-out we get with the Gallery being silent shows that there's no Judge at the podium.
@fine1298
3 жыл бұрын
@@bethello1286 Hold up, do you drink or eat coffee
@gabeskai
3 жыл бұрын
@@fine1298 Obviously you drink it. Of your coffee is thick.... You should probably check the date on it
@bethello1286
3 жыл бұрын
.___.
@astravolution7429
3 жыл бұрын
"I swallow the ice cubes and choke on them and cry"
@mythmage8231
3 жыл бұрын
When I originally read it, I thought it was gonna be sexual as shit.
@thebonbonshow7426
3 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION!....... I object for no reason (DAMN THAT WAS SATISFYING)
@banditnic8938
3 жыл бұрын
I felt that to my soul
@christianjericho7948
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebonbonshow7426 HOLD IT I Also Want To Do That
@connienoack3841
3 жыл бұрын
that happened to me once
@mohilhamraflijahja5024
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the best counter argument: "THEY'RE COWARDS!"
@justsomedudeonyt7164
2 жыл бұрын
These never get old lmao
@BX--nq6gf
3 жыл бұрын
Did I just watch a bunch of fictional lawyers argue about soup and bring up scarily good points for five damn minutes
@ApathyLogos
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ballpointpen7728
3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes you did, and so did I.
@risdio51
3 жыл бұрын
"i swallow the ice cubes whole and cry" that is so in character for von Karma that it hurts
@Concerned_Custodian
3 жыл бұрын
@@CitrikkAcid Truly, the most anime judge of them all Edit: Not fixing the judge thing. I said something dumb and I want people to LAUGH AT IT.
@Concerned_Custodian
3 жыл бұрын
@@CitrikkAcid Yes. I have no idea why I said judge LOL
@kenzohidekimatsui6290
2 жыл бұрын
I love theses overcursed vids :)
@thisorthat7746
2 жыл бұрын
"you guys are gonna make me cry and i cry like 3 times a year maximum" if that aint a fucking mood
@menheralad
3 жыл бұрын
it’s so accurate to the game where they just get completely sidetracked
@RGBFurry
3 жыл бұрын
This fits their personalities more than most objection.lol stuff that it scares me
@nix.i
3 жыл бұрын
i would commit murder to have a trial where everybody gets completely sidetracked
@jayjaygolden5123
3 жыл бұрын
I havent played the games and i just feel in my bones that its accurate
@donovanbrice5258
3 жыл бұрын
@@jayjaygolden5123 why not give it a go? The story is great, the characters are great, and the game play is great. Coming from a guy who hates point and clicks
@jayjaygolden5123
3 жыл бұрын
@@donovanbrice5258 time (busy doing 3d art) and i dont got a ds
@SoapyBun
3 жыл бұрын
"okay tell that to my friend who chugged mayo" is not something that should've come out of Franziska's mouth
@charlieeuwu
3 жыл бұрын
it absolutely is
@Wertsir
3 жыл бұрын
Chugging Mayo is definitely somebodies fetish.
@JustAnOrdinaryCat
Жыл бұрын
Fact: we don’t drink soup, we don’t eat soup WE SIP SOUP AND SWALLOW SOUP
@joaojonito3764
Жыл бұрын
"Everything can be a drink, just pour it into a liquidfier" -Ghengis Khan
@Maus_Indahaus
3 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION!!! Doctor here, human body actually recognizes all type of drinks except water as food. Case closed
@Maus_Indahaus
3 жыл бұрын
@Videoms Just wait until you see my UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
@bxttersweetheart
3 жыл бұрын
@@AMenacingCloudofBlackPeople Water is a biomolecule by itself which when drinked it doesn't have to be separated for its use from other because it's alone. Foods are compounds and out body separates the nutrients needed that they can recognise or digest from waste. Is it understandable? Maybe I haven't explained myself well.
@malikoniousjoe
3 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION You get the fuck out of here. Soup is a main course, that is what makes it a food. You can drink it, but only with specific types of soup, and when you do it is still taking the position as primary meal status. You eat the food for nutrients, but you drink for hydration. The primary goal of the soup is to replace or act as a meal. Hence you ate a meal, you do not drink a meal. Having a drink is not the same thing as having a meal, which is precisely what you are ingesting soup for. Soup is a meal, and you eat meals. Case closed, lets get drunk
@100Darkspine
3 жыл бұрын
@@malikoniousjoe *Ace Detective*
@rickslick3842
3 жыл бұрын
You're not a doctor. Proof: How Gatorade and IV fluids interact with the human body and establish homeostasis rapidly by rehydrating but in two different fasions. T. Not a doc/med student but I did elementary science.
@flamboyant_wolf
3 жыл бұрын
"Are you going to find tomato soup in the drinks aisle at the supermarket?" *Looks at tomato juice* "Yes"
@littlefishbigmountain
3 жыл бұрын
Objection! Tomato juice is not tomato soup! Tomato soup has added flavors (commonly herbs) and is cooked instead of merely pasteurized Which has nothing to do with whether or not tomato soup is a drink, but it is not the same as tomato juice
@flamboyant_wolf
3 жыл бұрын
@@littlefishbigmountain *hold it!* Even if tomato juice isn't tomato soup, tomato soup is still tomato juice!
@littlefishbigmountain
3 жыл бұрын
skile Tomato juice may be the main ingredient of tomato soup, but that doesn’t make tomato soup tomato juice. Find someone who asks for tomato juice and give them some tomato soup. Just _see_ what happens!
@flamboyant_wolf
3 жыл бұрын
@@littlefishbigmountain Nothing. Nobody care.
@littlefishbigmountain
3 жыл бұрын
skile Please explain to me why exactly tomato soup should be classified as a subset of tomato juice
@hypeman958
6 ай бұрын
Ocean is a drink.
@josephockford2719
2 жыл бұрын
Actually in the UK we have a form of drinking gravy called Bovril, it's great at football matches
@randomloser5271
3 жыл бұрын
nobody: my last three brain cells during a test:
@microwave1303
3 жыл бұрын
haha im 69th number haha funny number
@t54x30
3 жыл бұрын
My brain when it thinks two answers are right
@vitormoraes768
3 жыл бұрын
@@t54x30 two answers are "Wright"
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@antianimepolice1515
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@cerealkiller5599
3 жыл бұрын
I'll have to agree with Edgeworth on this. He made solid arguments while other lawyers kept saying no u
@lolallday08
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, kinda? The tomato soup argument works when you remember there is tomato JUICE in the drink and liquor aisles of most supermarkets, and tomato juice is just less seasoned tomato soup with less pulp blended in. Also, we say we "drink" soup all the time in my neck of the woods if it is a liquid consistency. We "drink" a blended tomato soup or lobster bisque and "eat" a cheddar and broccoli or cream of mushroom soup (which usually has mushroom chunks where I am.) The whole thing is a hella confusing argument of semantics.
@Sandvichman.
3 жыл бұрын
"but the soup? i think the f u c k not. case closed." lmao
@Vekcrazah
3 жыл бұрын
he made valid arguments, but somehow I still side with Wright
@samueln2019
3 жыл бұрын
We must remove classification and make a communistic revolution, only then we will reach peace and enlightment
@revannoct8724
3 жыл бұрын
‘Solid’ argument...
@airpain7259
2 жыл бұрын
Soup is soup, there’s nothing else to it
@ElPayasoMalo
2 жыл бұрын
In Klingon, there's a seperate verb for consuming soup, so we'd never have this argument.
@prisma.
3 жыл бұрын
I seem to recognize a pattern Phoenix - has the dumbest takes von Karma - has even dumber takes but makes more sense Edgeworth - always having a breakdown over the other two
@thegreenitalianmachine1835
3 жыл бұрын
Judge- Just exists.
@Emile.gorgonZola
3 жыл бұрын
DUMBEST takes? no, you're just a coward
@ultrasoulviver
3 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real this model fits the actual game as well
@chalkwarrior5542
3 жыл бұрын
tag yourself im edgeworth
@icewhallowcome6689
3 жыл бұрын
tbh I always go with pheonix
@nukran6055
3 жыл бұрын
"Because they are cowards" Yes, imma use that as an excuse for everything.
@jacobc9221
3 жыл бұрын
Op's mom: "Son, why haven't you done the dishes yet? I told you to 2 hours ago!" Op, whispering: "because they're cowards"
@iamhe9826
3 жыл бұрын
1: All dogs hurt people and cause harm 2: Mine doesn't 1: Your dog is a coward
@themilkman1938
3 жыл бұрын
I cry all day every day and you don't therefore you are a coward
@whydoyouask6631
3 жыл бұрын
I already say this😅
@delq
3 жыл бұрын
1: My surgery went painless 2: "because they are cowards"
@boop9124
2 жыл бұрын
this gives of vibes of a food theory episode 😭😭
@salted3807
10 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna go stew in despair now" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@shawn_crabtree
3 жыл бұрын
They didn't bring up the fact that ice is just cold water.
@sneakysnek8416
3 жыл бұрын
Or that its meant to only cool the water, its not intended to be eaten
@kenesys8713
3 жыл бұрын
It wasnt a relevant fact. It would have changed nothing in the debate.
@mrcraggle
3 жыл бұрын
@@sneakysnek8416 I get ice in my water for the sole purpose of eating it
@sneakysnek8416
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrcraggle your poor teeth
@theblinkingbrownie4654
3 жыл бұрын
Meat is just cold liquid meat
@VenNoel
3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t order soup at a cafe as a drink” -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
@Sheep.
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao Techno about to preach these teachings
@justanothergamingyoutuber8179
3 жыл бұрын
*preciously yeets soup at orphans with the intent to farm*
@mythosinfinite6736
2 жыл бұрын
Art of Water
@The_Wallflower
2 жыл бұрын
@@justanothergamingyoutuber8179 *Proceeds the plant orphans on the ground and water them*
@justanothergamingyoutuber8179
2 жыл бұрын
@@The_Wallflower *proceeds to grow potato and chicken soup with them* (so, a plant with a bowl of soup sprouting from it)
@kendenbaben3254
2 жыл бұрын
Dragoon: Everything is soup. EVERY THING IS A DRINK.
@donpcmartin
2 жыл бұрын
You guys are gonna make me cry and i cry like 3 times a year maximum
@littlemines6648
3 жыл бұрын
I love how von Karma always dramatically shakes her whip even when she is saying the funniest things
@50blessings52
3 жыл бұрын
I swallow those icy cubes and choke and cry like a baby
@x9x9x9x9
3 жыл бұрын
Who the hell gets thirsty and thinks “A good old sip of campbell’s tomato soup would definitely quench my thirst right about now!”
@jackroberts2704
3 жыл бұрын
Psychopaths
@andrewyeahok471
3 жыл бұрын
@@melihemreun7370 TRUE
@finss_illu
3 жыл бұрын
Me
@am5ters504
3 жыл бұрын
Madlads
@flatlinerking
3 жыл бұрын
I have water melon to quench my thirst... Is watermelon a drink? Its 92% water
@martmartah3865
2 жыл бұрын
Man, Turnabout Soup has so many back and forth, such a good chapter
@Asianandproudtobe
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact in Korea they sell a drink called „Sikhye“ which is a rice drink . Also smoothies ? You can put carrots, spinach and other vegetables in it, blend it with a liquid and then it’s a drink . What makes it different from soup?
@tailsrhtatonslice1418
3 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have gravy on it’s own!” yeah if you’re a COWARD you don’t
@celeste6097
3 жыл бұрын
Let’s start an ace attorney court battle with this
@GusNStuff
3 жыл бұрын
What. The. Fuck. Who tf drinks gravy?
@prestonbond6240
3 жыл бұрын
This man terrifies me
@DragonFang409
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if this is American gravy you’re talking about, but gravy from most anywhere else is delicious to drink. It’s like a nice warming soup, with hints of meat and vegetable in each gulp.
@snufkingstan
3 жыл бұрын
DragonFang 409 i don’t know what to say. my mind is drawing a blank are.. are you ok..? d-do you need help?? i can’t contact my therapist if you need..
@juhsworld2194
3 жыл бұрын
*When someone makes a valid point* Phoenix: *BECAUSE THEY’RE COWARDS*
He isnt wrong, going off of how supermarkets profile them isnt fair, ive put tomato soup cans into the girls toy isle and have found ketchup in the dairy isle placed by the shelf stockers
@irosour7590
2 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to stew in pain” -Edgeworth
@07kid
2 жыл бұрын
the ideal way to solve this would be to listen to the minecraft sound to see if it slurps or eats
@dillkommen
3 жыл бұрын
i hate that this is an actual conversation that i have with a friend that is still not resolved
@vithor592
3 жыл бұрын
Why are you wasting your time debating semantics
@ryosuketakahashi3232
3 жыл бұрын
@@vithor592 why the hell not?
@Sanetless
3 жыл бұрын
Inform him the truth that drinks are food
@gary9827
3 жыл бұрын
Soups. Are. Drinks.
@emingmann1400
3 жыл бұрын
@@gary9827 It is neither. You can't call it a soup if it is just the broth or the chunks. You can't drink the chunks or eat the broth making it neither. Although it is technically a food because you still need to eat it first but it needs a liquid you can drink to call it a soup, the basic mixture and properties of a soup make it neither a drink or a food apart. That's why it's called a fucking soup.
@annarss
3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting to find : "You are not a clown, you are the entire circus"
@WhoThisMonkey
3 жыл бұрын
You can't use a colon there, a semi colon works though; you will need to lengthen the "I was expecting" part by a few words.
@annarss
3 жыл бұрын
@@WhoThisMonkey sorry, english is not my first language. I'm going to correct it.
@annarss
3 жыл бұрын
@@ponponpompon thanks :)
@annarss
3 жыл бұрын
@@ponponpompon i don't know really
@endorito
3 жыл бұрын
boneless pizza maybe he just wants to help those who get t here things wrong, i dunno
@kasper7574
Жыл бұрын
Its all fun and games until someone starts moving soup into the drink isle...
@mrmemer4589
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes the best way to end an argument it to agree to disagree
@Swuiddy0086
3 жыл бұрын
It's scary because both sides have points which are hard to argue with
@sky3_ow
3 жыл бұрын
soup is supposed to be a complete and balanced meal, case closed.
@Tokehyo
3 жыл бұрын
If you are thirsty does soup satisfy your needs of water? No because its a food not a drink.
@stanfordpines9004
3 жыл бұрын
i once drank a soup now i have 14 mental illnesses
@CloutmasterPhluphyy
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tokehyo salt water: looks away nervously
@pudie8952
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tokehyo Actually... Yeah, it does satisfy both my thirst and hunger... May not be the sweetest drink, but fuck yeah it does. On the other hand, I could tell ya about a few drinks that would satisfy me less in that regard, such as some alcoholic beverages, and some sodas.
@zelgiusthebrave1401
3 жыл бұрын
Phoenix was actually convincing me that soup is a drink and i hate him for it
@DraculaCronqvist
3 жыл бұрын
He actually lost the argument. Soup is a drink. Stew is not, because it is solid and requires chewing. If we'd follow his logic, rice is also a drink, if you manage to swallow it whole without chewing. I don't have to tell you why that's asinine, because in that case, everything you can swallow whole can be defined as soup, which is simply stupid.
@mick4874
3 жыл бұрын
@@DraculaCronqvist nice one
@akatosh5689
3 жыл бұрын
@@DraculaCronqvist By that rule then Kirby only eats by drinks
@mythicalthings1796
3 жыл бұрын
@@DraculaCronqvist No cause stew has liquid in it and rice rarely IF EVER is served in a form of liquid. Boba tea is a drink and has chunks. Ice water has ice in it and people classify as a drink. Does adding ice to anything suddenly make it food?
@idiotamerica6422
3 жыл бұрын
DraculaCronqvist what about boba
@Helladamnleet
2 жыл бұрын
von Karma gritting her teeth and pounding on the table is my favorite reaction because her lines are always gold. Also notice how Edgeworth kind of checked out
@henrlima87
2 жыл бұрын
Soup is not a drink. And yet you can drink it. *paradox intensifies*
@user-gu1ed1kb8x
3 жыл бұрын
I like how edgeworth clearly won the argument and then von Karma had to butt in with the socratic dialogue and lost the whole case.
@britannia3421
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, must suck for Edgeworth to have been so close to winning the case but von Karma came in and ruined it.
@wissenschaft1103
2 жыл бұрын
@@britannia3421 Von Karma sucked Edgeworth's later to absorb more advocacy skills.
@askeladd6115
2 жыл бұрын
Phoenix had some good points
@cmm9365
2 жыл бұрын
Women.
@joutakujo9773
2 жыл бұрын
@@wissenschaft1103 officer this is the post.
@arsonality3797
3 жыл бұрын
I love how it gets to a certain point where only Phoenix and Franziska are in the debate and Miles is just having a mental breakdown
@kim-lo8oz
7 күн бұрын
I loved the assumption that soup couldn't be both food and drink at the same time before von karma proposed it.
@Eepy_treepy
2 жыл бұрын
This is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my life
@rollin7788
3 жыл бұрын
2:08 "I fckin swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry." How the fck Phoenix still alive after hearing that?
@man.5306
3 жыл бұрын
"ice kink", i rest my case-
@man.5306
3 жыл бұрын
@Obi-Two Yes.
@rbxless
2 жыл бұрын
Wait. You're telling me humans don't do that?
@elisabethsun7059
2 жыл бұрын
I eat ice
@MigattenoBlakae
3 жыл бұрын
“Because Cafés are COWARDS.” That’s gonna be my senior quote, I have now decided.
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