I thought a cross was an Italian execution "weapon".
@RavenMobile
17 күн бұрын
@@Drekromancer Instead of a quartering, it's a 1/8th-ing.
@christophervicknair545
Ай бұрын
The Italian barbarians favorite weapon
@kajin807
9 ай бұрын
This would actually be sick in a sit down pizzeria. Imagine they bring out the pie, set it on the table, and slam this down on the pizza right in front of you
@TheOfficialChannelOfChannels
9 ай бұрын
call it Slaughter House Pizza or Medieval Pies
@nexiuz2233
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, sounds a bit messy
@hyperbroli6672
9 ай бұрын
and imagine they just happen to miss the mark by a little bit and your head ends up the same as that watermelon
@polo619652
9 ай бұрын
And I plop my head right on it while the axe goes down, good night sweet prince
@ROTMGmimighster
9 ай бұрын
I could definitely see that going viral on tiktok or something and everyone flocking there just to get a video.
@themaninthehat9139
9 ай бұрын
The fact it works so well is what’s so funny
@cact0s_ulion405
9 ай бұрын
I did NOT expect it to work
@A-Train--
9 ай бұрын
I know right ! 😂
@ThePandaAgenda
9 ай бұрын
Gets stuck in the board every time
@thejanitor5671
9 ай бұрын
@@ThePandaAgendait’s cardboard
@elijahpelito4722
9 ай бұрын
@@ThePandaAgenda cardboard also turns to sht(literally) if it gets water, which is like the least intimidating thing ever(except in oceanic quantities)
@Someone-sc2hk
2 ай бұрын
Am italian and I've been making pizzas since I was 3, we need to get this in mass production
@Wolfcodealtaccount
Ай бұрын
wth, im italian and ive not been making pizzas since i was 3 thats so weird ngl
@Someone-sc2hk
Ай бұрын
@@Wolfcodealtaccount Dipende da che genitori hai.
@Wolfcodealtaccount
Ай бұрын
@@Someone-sc2hk Giusto vero hai ragione
@RavenMobile
17 күн бұрын
I'm Canadian, and I've been making eggs since I was 2 years old.
@EnFr
12 күн бұрын
@@RavenMobile ...Do Canadians become chickens at 2 years old?
@AkumaPhenix
18 күн бұрын
Everyone focusing on execution and the weapon and his arm's nerves but nobody talking about his smile after taking out the pizza slice
@mrcatastrophe5986
9 ай бұрын
"The Italian executioner desires the Pizzaxe"
@davidcii
9 ай бұрын
to execute the one who made it
@Meat_Duck_Dude
9 ай бұрын
" The defendant claims they are not guilty your honor " " We have preformed the exploratory surgery and have confirmed they defendant has eaten a.. a-a PINEAPPLE PIZZA! "
@Meat_Duck_Dude
9 ай бұрын
" THIS CRIME IS ONLY PUNISHABLE BY DEATH "
@FrstSpctr88
9 ай бұрын
" DEATH BY PIZZAXE!!! "
@rallyrabbit3716
9 ай бұрын
"He had put pineapple on pizza, off with his head!"
@SB35702
9 ай бұрын
homies aim was actually clean af for the pizza.
@piggydabest
9 ай бұрын
I wonder how many pizzas it took to get it that clean
@yungwhop
9 ай бұрын
@@piggydabestOne
@yobrethren
9 ай бұрын
You know for a fact imma miss that swing and end up with a desecrated pizza
@freescape08
9 ай бұрын
No kidding, Costco food courts could learn a thing or two.
@Lxk3ez
9 ай бұрын
It’s not exactly hard to miss
@sawhz_
3 ай бұрын
I wasn’t expecting to open KZitem and see those 2 words together
@big_shrekus
7 ай бұрын
the design is very human
@lefay7637
6 ай бұрын
what human are you using this on pal
@YurieSnowie
6 ай бұрын
@@lefay7637 midgets
@bakedtoast278
6 ай бұрын
let my good friend demonstrate
@freddiesolis8531
6 ай бұрын
Very human indeed
@alanmonteros6432
6 ай бұрын
Very easy to use
@rajulrowdy4578
9 ай бұрын
"it will cut" -forge in fire
@makvelo1001
9 ай бұрын
"It will KEAL" -the KeAl guy
@gavinclark6891
9 ай бұрын
WOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT HIM ON THE SHOW WOOOOOO WOOHOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WOO WOOOHOOOO YEAH YEHEAH WOOOOO DO IT WOOHOOOOOOOO MAKE HIM A CONTESTANT WOO WOO HAHAHAH YEAH HAHAHA WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@LordSaitamer
9 ай бұрын
WILL IT KEAL THO?
@CactusBrannigan
9 ай бұрын
@@gavinclark6891I’m glad you’re having such a good time bro 🤣
@Cindarr1
9 ай бұрын
it will keeeeeel @@makvelo1001
@F4T4L3RR0R
Ай бұрын
"This design is very human"
@KiwiTheRetroGal
Ай бұрын
You just created one of the most creative weapons in Dead by Daylight.
@TheIncredibleMrT
9 ай бұрын
Alexas commitment to his role is really what sells the whole thing, like the cherry on top 😂
@janfilby7086
9 ай бұрын
Alexa is a real one, he even took a concussion for IDAT's boxing training 😁
@Pengu69420
9 ай бұрын
Alexa is such a great friend, always goes all in with Alex's "great" ideas
@kamae1868
9 ай бұрын
Chef’s kiss!
@emerosky9899
9 ай бұрын
Emmm the Meatball on top
@koganeitou
9 ай бұрын
Who is Alexas
@GobanShodan
9 ай бұрын
Your friend deserves an Oscar for that commitment to the bit when he ate that splinter
@Gropylol
8 ай бұрын
Friend? They are together hahaha
@MoshiSquared
8 ай бұрын
@@Gropylol Some would say they're roommates even
@exalented
8 ай бұрын
Some would say they're gay
@exalented
8 ай бұрын
Some would say they're 👬
@ren137c
8 ай бұрын
@@GropylolWait are they? I never would have suspected.... The way they act towards eachother just seems normal amongst any good friends... A little kissing here and there don't make you gay....
@AdrianHernandezromano-pq9it
Ай бұрын
Bro is just making things for a zombie apocalypse
@ryouarozado1350
Ай бұрын
Alex: Uncooked Pasta You're Next. Italians: Dying Of Heart Attack.
@lratio551
9 ай бұрын
The kitchen's chef gonna look like a silent hill boss with this one
@Xeonort
9 ай бұрын
The pizza at this restaurant is cut table side.
@ramiyounis7569
9 ай бұрын
@@Xeonort hahahahaha golden
@adam-vm3zj
9 ай бұрын
Just add little arrow heads to the end of the 8 prongs and you've got a Warhammer 40k chaos weapon
@shanebryant6478
9 ай бұрын
@@Xeonort little kid reaches it to touch pizza as axe is coming down
@matthewscott1544
9 ай бұрын
🤣 The only thing someone could have added to make this any better than it already was!
@IMeanIGuessWhatevs
9 ай бұрын
“Dad this piece is so much smaller than-“ “THE AXE HAS DECIDED!!!”
@ind0m635
9 ай бұрын
Your clever This got rolling 😭😭😭
@mkzhero
9 ай бұрын
THE AXE HAS SPOKEN ALL PRAISE THE PIZZA AXE
@dnice2nice902
9 ай бұрын
YOU WOULD DARE QUESTION THE JUDGMENT OF THE AXE CHILD?
@wtfRyantater
9 ай бұрын
I actually lol'd quietly
@marellius2868
9 ай бұрын
i lol'd rather loudly @@wtfRyantater
@tylerturner3145
Ай бұрын
The fact that he hit pretty much dead center on that pizza is impressive
@jcruz5050
3 күн бұрын
I could see this on an infomercial at 3am; "are u tired of slaving over your old pizza cutter for HOURS!? Say hello to the pizza slice-O-nator!"
@Sponska
8 ай бұрын
"Excuse me, I asked for my pizza to be pre-sliced" "Oh, my apologies. TONY, GET THE AXE!"
@HorusHeresist
7 ай бұрын
TINAAAAAAA! ... Bring me the axe....
@thetacoking6438
6 ай бұрын
Mamma Mia my-ya bad, Ay-ya Toney get-a the Axe
@Unknown-gq4qg
6 ай бұрын
@@thetacoking6438😂😂
@Gilgamoor
6 ай бұрын
You sir, you have won the internet for today! 😂😂😂
@0ixvs
6 ай бұрын
who tf is tony 💀
@olsamthememegodbicyclechin
9 ай бұрын
alexa just voraciously chowing down on that splinter before a chefs kiss is perfect
@giraffewithabowlerhat1883
9 ай бұрын
I know! I squirmed when i saw that.
@salvadormuro7346
9 ай бұрын
🤣
@peabrain6872
9 ай бұрын
His gums: ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@Ma1l
9 ай бұрын
i think it is a painted candy
@melliferou
9 ай бұрын
I love him
@KnoxCarbon
22 күн бұрын
Practical for pizza AND home defense
@colinenger
3 ай бұрын
My guy has .005% body fat 💀
@NB125_
9 ай бұрын
The fact that he made something that worked really well is super surprising
@nexiuz2233
9 ай бұрын
It’s not that complicated of a design
@Nik-bu9fd
9 ай бұрын
@@nexiuz2233 🤓
@alexturnbackthearmy1907
9 ай бұрын
Gun-hammer was also very good.
@SuperCrazyEstonian
9 ай бұрын
Yet its so stupid that it works. "A pizza axe" ...wtf?@@nexiuz2233
@SnailHatan
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, no. Everything he makes is useful. You’re just a boring knob
@matteogreco9443
9 ай бұрын
As a medium aged italian man owning a pizzeria I'd love to buy your axe for free
@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson
9 ай бұрын
NGL, if a pizzaria near me had the axe, I’d have to go check it out at least once. And while I’m there, it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m eating some pizza.
@alanedgarfillinpillin8880
9 ай бұрын
@@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogsonyou could also hire a special guy, give him a red hood and a leather apron, and every Friday, between 5 and 6 p.m. he does an "interesting" type of event. Would watch everyday. Props to @crazyeddie1981, for correcting me on grammar.
@PFnove
9 ай бұрын
as an Italian too, this is approved
@tristanbulluss9386
9 ай бұрын
I have a picture of a ghost on a tv.
@sansmojo
9 ай бұрын
I think you need a new translation of buy.
@ThePotatoMemer
Ай бұрын
The tongue splinters.
@myhobbiesfromboredom
2 ай бұрын
dominos hire this guy
@RealStrikzZ
9 ай бұрын
Legend has it, he has 8 tables now
@cliftonlamar6596
9 ай бұрын
Fuckin gold bro
@Kifearu
9 ай бұрын
No it’s not “fuckin gold bro” damn this is not funny at all and I’m sorry for being a buzzkill and not fun at parties and I know it’s just a joke but damn that was complete trash like wow what the heck, what is this kindergarten!?
@Ididathing
9 ай бұрын
and 8 cutting boards!
@CapybariRL
9 ай бұрын
@@Ididathinghaha
@LeanWilhelm
9 ай бұрын
Or 8 pieces of what used to be a table
@talleywa5772
9 ай бұрын
An OSHA employee just had a heart attack
@pjvitali2846
9 ай бұрын
There is no osha in pizzerias.
@CapN3Cook
9 ай бұрын
@@pjvitali2846 Stop flexing your B I G knowledge. You clearly know not that OSHA does come to restaurants, including pizzerias.
@pjvitali2846
9 ай бұрын
@@CapN3Cook o wow I didn't think that was a thing. I figured they only went to dangerous jobs. Kinda weird u told me to stop flexing when u could have just told me nice. Lol
@EinDeutscherPatriot620
9 ай бұрын
As a welder, OSHA can kiss my ass
@WakaFlakaFlame777
9 ай бұрын
An OSHA employee just died
@dorathedestroyer770
Ай бұрын
It only cuts even slices if you hit it perfectly.
@MountainDaughter
Ай бұрын
"Bent the handle" The handle : welded
@BoomerNick
9 ай бұрын
The commitment at the end to put a giant splinter in his mouth and actually chew, at least for just a moment, is top! 😂
@capntizzy9029
9 ай бұрын
What got me was not just the chewing, but the wistful look of enjoyment.
@RJ-mh3ox
9 ай бұрын
i hate holding them idk how he did that😂
@dside_ru
9 ай бұрын
It's probably not even half bad. Ever chewed a wooden toothpick before? Looks about the same, maybe double the thickness, but hey.
@Ass_of_Amalek
9 ай бұрын
he deserves it for the north korea video. and the ukraine video. and probably others.
@paawan3764
9 ай бұрын
@@Ass_of_Amalekyeah and the damn crab video. Mans a trooper.
@Zerobird-fx2xw
9 ай бұрын
In ancient times this would’ve been called the head star. An execution weapon to split the head into 8 equal pieces
@Rabid_Nationalist
9 ай бұрын
Really? Can you send a link? Havent found anything on it.
@nekomoves1714
9 ай бұрын
@@Rabid_Nationalistit’s a little confusingly phrased but i think he means “If this existed it would be called that”
@ZBlade9000
9 ай бұрын
🧢
@marquezzart
9 ай бұрын
@@Rabid_Nationalist"would"
@warrenarnold
9 ай бұрын
Yea the classic skullll splittrr
@captainremington5109
26 күн бұрын
Honestly, the accuracy of that first swing is amazing.
@spencercox8571
17 күн бұрын
"First" try... just like Lego Batman lmao
@cesaroyola5902
5 күн бұрын
"The design is very human"
@rose4961
9 ай бұрын
Aleksa's acting always gets me so good.
@helloworld2409
9 ай бұрын
what acting? in my country gịnị kpatara ị ga-eji tụgharịa asụsụ nke a ("splinter of wood with finest silver") is a delicacy
@mthemstandsformilk1965
9 ай бұрын
@@helloworld2409you have too much free time sir
@samllanes9403
9 ай бұрын
@@helloworld2409lol
@Ididathing
9 ай бұрын
He's just hungry
@Prophet_of_Colour
9 ай бұрын
@@helloworld2409because there button.
@dickygushy
9 ай бұрын
I like how he felt the need to tell us how he made it. "I made an axe with 8 blades. I made it by taking 8 blades and putting them together."
@JordanMetroidManiac
9 ай бұрын
I watched this video. I watched it because I clicked on it.
@katamine11
8 ай бұрын
@@JordanMetroidManiac😂
@HeWhoRoamsAimlessly
8 ай бұрын
😂😂🎉🎉
@seanhuds7351
8 ай бұрын
It all adds up, clearly this is a man of mathematics and science.
@aldar8240
8 ай бұрын
@@JordanMetroidManiac I read your reply. I read it by reading it.
@LoneMaestro-
Ай бұрын
Imagine you go to the pizza restaurant and they serve you an uncut pizza straight out the oven and you are like wtf how we all gonna eat this then you see a man in DARK SOULS ARMOR armed with the PIZZA SPLITTER!!! Obviously a strength build weapon
@Deam._.
7 күн бұрын
It's impressive how accurately he cuts the pizza. Right through the middle
@OdaGoda957
9 ай бұрын
Oh hell nah, bro munching on that wood tryna taste the splinter 💀💀
@shadowofsadnessz182
9 ай бұрын
Fr my dude really trying taste flavor 💀💀💀
@Siosifa
9 ай бұрын
@@neromauritzen6170 You save minutes doing it this way, time is money 🤌
@snivyservine6361
9 ай бұрын
@@neromauritzen6170 I don't think this was about efficiency to be honest.
@Derekzparty
9 ай бұрын
They pizzaxe really brings out the oak and vanilla flavors
@kintsugi3932
9 ай бұрын
@@neromauritzen6170weirdo
@neonlights3739
9 ай бұрын
“The design is very human.”
@Jack-mt3fw
9 ай бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of that
@charlesplante
9 ай бұрын
Every Chinese toilet be like...
@therandommemecat7738
9 ай бұрын
"Very easy to use"
@nattydaddy316
3 ай бұрын
watching this leaves me no question why i’ll have a lifetime of work repairing stone counter tops
@Greesher
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Idk-eq1ex
Күн бұрын
That works surprisingly well
@theromanarmy7488
15 күн бұрын
I would legitimately go to a restaurant just to see them use this.
@Sgt-lott10
9 ай бұрын
The only pizza cutter I'd ever want during a home invasion
@Deadlypen859
9 ай бұрын
What about the chainsaw pizza cutter
@Sgt-lott10
9 ай бұрын
@@Deadlypen859 the *what*
@wuzi7049
9 ай бұрын
Depends on if you are a strength or dps build
@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz
9 ай бұрын
@@Deadlypen859every doom eternal fan would spawn in your house
@frandurrieu6477
9 ай бұрын
@@Deadlypen859I'm sorry??
@chunkycheesemonkey99
6 ай бұрын
The design is very human
@chunkycheesemonkey99
4 ай бұрын
@masonmorley5065 nah just didnt see the original one whenever i posted this. Thx for going out of your way for me though, prick
@chunkycheesemonkey99
4 ай бұрын
@@masonmorley5065 ^
@fish.967
3 ай бұрын
@@masonmorley5065 Plembis
@fish.967
3 ай бұрын
@@masonmorley5065 Plembis 2
@gabrielc7861
3 ай бұрын
@@masonmorley5065 Stealing your oh so valuable internet points, womp womp.
@Retroskulll
7 күн бұрын
"So, how over the top do you want the custom pizza cutter to be..?" "YES."
@Jallyputer73
3 ай бұрын
Imagine putting a hand under before it cuts Yours.
@eroi8649
9 ай бұрын
I'm an Italian lumberjack and all I want to say is THANK YOU FOR EXISTING
@RalfSRobotRalf
9 ай бұрын
@@Aiel-NecromancerI'm a highly educated italian lumberjack, and I can confirm the above original comment is legit.
@eroi8649
9 ай бұрын
@@Aiel-Necromancer Eroi means heroes, you can check. Plus, Italy doesn't make sense, so it makes perfectly sense if it doesn't make sense
@smilemaask
9 ай бұрын
@@eroi8649 i dunno but that makes sense to me 💀𓂸ඞ
@well_said7846
9 ай бұрын
@@eroi8649 it makes sense now thank you
@BlackerSpaniel
Ай бұрын
@@eroi8649makes sense to me🤷🏿♂️
@tacticalbananas8885
9 ай бұрын
This may unironically be your best invention
@shivertheiguana
9 ай бұрын
I’ll take 2
@basilunderworld
9 ай бұрын
Id buy one 😂
@Ididathing
9 ай бұрын
Tampon gun
@ToasterOfToasting
9 ай бұрын
@@Ididathingmake a real gun next 😂
@bluerdoll3460
9 ай бұрын
@@Ididathing pizza axe gun, shoots and blade arms expand as it come outa the barrel with Italian intent
@gunnand5923
3 ай бұрын
It's a cool idea, until you realize how many times people would miss the center of the pizza in practice
@laimawolf6826
7 ай бұрын
"Honey, can you whip out my pizza cutter?" "ofcourse!" *Grabs the medieval like torture device*
@Kier_but_who_cares
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@CursedSFMS
3 ай бұрын
Paxe
@shogunai
9 ай бұрын
Did my man just actually fold a god damn splinter into his own mouth?
@Under-Kaoz
9 ай бұрын
its just likr a toothpick
@tiddybearkush
9 ай бұрын
He made it look tasty.
@Shufflingisahabit
9 ай бұрын
@@BaxterBlack95the what?
@Abdullah77715
9 ай бұрын
Don't playing with "God" word
@shogunai
9 ай бұрын
@@Abdullah77715 Shut up Abdullah. This isn't the middle east and I'm not wearing a burka.
@isekaiexpress9450
3 күн бұрын
I'd love me some well-executed pizza.
@screaming_cat2007
3 ай бұрын
This is what my metal fabrication classes feels like, making stupid yet working funny things
@ewepop3746
9 ай бұрын
As a pizza who owns Italians. I would love to own this.
@PlsLeaveMeAlone
9 ай бұрын
😮
@1943vermork
9 ай бұрын
Nothing beat a nice slice of Italian
@Ididathing
9 ай бұрын
Its all yours
@ghostbombl8034
9 ай бұрын
@@Ididathing You just strike gold man.put this safely and small on market, your ritch.all ready you have people wanting. Go paten this make quick mill for new projects that will make you rich.its a stepping stool for investment. Lol
@jackshapiro4668
9 ай бұрын
Holu-
@ACR_Legends
9 ай бұрын
*THUD* “Honey what was that?” “Our upstairs neighbor made pizza again”
@FalitoVII
9 ай бұрын
xD
@michaelblue4619
9 ай бұрын
Little do they know, it was the pizza delivery man that he used it on.
@No-yu9jj
2 күн бұрын
Ah yes, the father of all apple slice cutters.
@Artist34587
7 күн бұрын
okay but that pizza cut was clean holy
@ceering99
9 ай бұрын
Now I really want a medieval themed pizzeria where you sit down and the waiter brings down the pizza axe on the table
@WakaFlakaFlame777
9 ай бұрын
As cheeze sprays on your face 😂
@dickhitswater4836
9 ай бұрын
Don’t you mean the executioner brings the axe down upon the pizza to be damned?
@randomguy6152
9 ай бұрын
above guy is right 1 time I bit into a hot ass slice of pizza and part of my cheek burned down to the pink flesh and stayed pink for like a month, rather not have real pizzeria pizza chopped like this by me from watching distance
@WakaFlakaFlame777
9 ай бұрын
@@randomguy6152 sometimes you gotta live life on the edge
@Mika-ph6ku
9 ай бұрын
Kinda unrelated but there is a restaurant in coastal Alabama where the waiters throw rolls at you.
@MuYe
9 ай бұрын
As a pizza eating Italian, I need this in my life
@nhatihius3175
9 ай бұрын
YOOO MUYE
@chedrwastaken
9 ай бұрын
Why are you here so early
@slavboii420
9 ай бұрын
MuYe got here faster than his "slightly modified" pigeon
@DarcMagikian
9 ай бұрын
As a Italian eating pizza, I need this in my life too
@OscarSalami
9 ай бұрын
So you eat Italians, also how good do they taste. Just asking.
@@cyberturkey77Miss the centre by 5 centimetres and you have a badly cut pizza. If you need to apply force, hitting the same spot over and over is hard
@333333333797
9 ай бұрын
Wouldnt that be the best part?
@eddiemin4312
9 ай бұрын
This is similar to what is used to cut pizza in Disneyland. Their’s is a contraption where the die comes down directly, no swinging required. Much more OSHA friendly
@MrKelsomatic
9 ай бұрын
A far more humane and merciful way to cut pizzas 😌🙏🏻
@randomshxt2099
9 ай бұрын
indeed
@HariSeldon913
9 ай бұрын
I wonder how many pizzas it took for him to get that close to the center.
@ItsBoFoSho
8 күн бұрын
Even he looked surprised how well it worked
@-konu-
20 күн бұрын
bro was looking VASCULAR at the beginning😂
@DerSisch
9 ай бұрын
When the Barbarian serves the food:
@abaankhan7007
9 ай бұрын
Fr bro is jacked 💪
@Georgesspierre
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@MatthewMS.
9 ай бұрын
I mean this as a compliment from New Jersey 🇺🇸, with ✌🏼&❤️. Anytime I see you and Alexa 🇦🇺🦘 I will always think of the Toxic Gossip Train 🚂 on Hasan’s stream.
@MatthewMS.
9 ай бұрын
Please come back next year (assuming Hasan’s invite on his behalf)
@Sten172
9 ай бұрын
1k like.
@Khorn510
9 ай бұрын
Bro's bicep peak is immaculate 💀
@averyangrygringo6440
9 ай бұрын
He got that Blacksmith strenght 💪🏻🔨
@RM-xq7gf
9 ай бұрын
Gay
@Coolbro347.
9 ай бұрын
@@RM-xq7gflike your mom
@royal_doberman
9 ай бұрын
@@RM-xq7gfeven better
@WilsonL15
9 ай бұрын
@@RM-xq7gfHow insecure do you have to be to call admiring someone's features gay?
@ShnoopsDogg
7 күн бұрын
Imagine you hit the axe completely off center, italians would go 🤌🤬
@Purple_lemon558
23 күн бұрын
This is literally the one useful thing that I might be able to use regularly
@Ichiidino
9 ай бұрын
Still cut better than most Domino's pizzas
@jasonruka1665
9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Phantom914
9 ай бұрын
And Little Caesars
@chasedean4032
9 ай бұрын
@Phantom914 is hot ready and 5 bucks what more do you need
@donnymcgahan1158
9 ай бұрын
It's a Slap Chop
@ILiterallyFeltThat
9 ай бұрын
You spelt *all* wrong 😂
@Vekomer
5 ай бұрын
No one is going to talk that chef literally ate wood 💀
@wallacerg9udcbldmvuihroaw511
3 ай бұрын
Splinters
@leathmccaffrey1532
3 ай бұрын
Master Splinter
@RealTardskii
3 ай бұрын
That’s what I was thinking.
@LorraineWatling
3 ай бұрын
😋🤤
@kamuix9932
3 ай бұрын
@@LorraineWatling Which wood are you talking about becasue im getting a feeling it isnt a plant💀
@cubeforturtle
Ай бұрын
Italians if you put ketchup on pizzas:
@colleimainInc
13 күн бұрын
We need to give this to those pizza places that don't cut pizza slices hard enough to actually separate slices
@julzrulz11111
9 ай бұрын
Man got splinters in his mouth for the perfect italiano meme. What a gentleman
@Danthemighty1985
9 ай бұрын
I was thinking same thing, he put the splinters right In there...
@tld8102
9 ай бұрын
design is very human
@zache4821
9 ай бұрын
That part hurt me mentally and physically
@dillonbirdsong7192
9 ай бұрын
Major respect for the homie giving himself mouth splinters 😅
@camplays487
9 ай бұрын
No just cringe
@Dfc4life
9 ай бұрын
Yeah was pretty funny ngl
@Cyan_the_protogen
9 ай бұрын
@@camplays487 that’s why you built like a bowling ball
@kaz4442
9 ай бұрын
@@Cyan_the_protogen😂😂😂
@Unbearableweightofwisdom
9 ай бұрын
Man wtf you didn’t warn anyone about welding in the video. My unprotected eyes were exposed to shining. What if my eyesight is gonna get worse >:(
@ventsislavminev
15 күн бұрын
Me thinking "This will also work great on a watermelon" - Immediately disappointed.
@shawnbrower4062
Ай бұрын
Why does he alway look perplexed by his own genius.
@amylomo9793
9 ай бұрын
having this to use would have made my double shifts at dominoe’s a lot more enjoyable
@DaTimmeh
9 ай бұрын
I’m sure the customers would be more kind too…just keep the pizza slicer up front
@Prosciutttto
9 ай бұрын
@@DaTimmehlmao
@j03man44
9 ай бұрын
Now make a pizza guillotine.
@joshmillere6263
9 ай бұрын
@@DaTimmehthis makes no sense
@joshmillere6263
9 ай бұрын
Having used one of these before, it's absolutely garbage because they are very difficult to maintain and sharpen. It's really not that difficult but corporations can't be asked to deal with shit that has to be done by hand. The cutters they have at dominos right now work just fine, the 4 or 5 sided blade like in the video just gets dull and becomes a massive problem later since it never makes a full cut anymore.
@SpookySaurian
7 ай бұрын
No one talking about this man’s absolutely ripped forearms💀💀💀
@imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626
7 ай бұрын
Caught me off guard not gunna lie
@kotic-9
6 ай бұрын
Bro as a definitely not straight guy them arms got me actin up
@cheridoris
6 ай бұрын
Smash
@gggc1003
6 ай бұрын
You mean the veins from dehydration?
@modskot
6 ай бұрын
Well he’s a Florida man obviously he would have ripped forearms
@Goldskull_Mystic
3 ай бұрын
It’s all fun and games until someone says “I’d like to rage”
@TripleBarrel06
Ай бұрын
Khorne is pleased by this axe design.
@Oak_II
7 ай бұрын
The average Italian executor:
@Sathene
4 ай бұрын
Italian final boss
@theshuman100
4 ай бұрын
me: gets fucking mangled by this thing italian excutioner sampling my corpse:👌
@Leo.23232
3 ай бұрын
he gets things done
@fallenafterling4128
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like some Rick and Morty shit
@rihardcisar6961
3 ай бұрын
That's not what that means 😂
@josephsimmons1232
9 ай бұрын
Aleksa's cameos add so much to every video he's in
@jhvhest
9 ай бұрын
Yes. Sometimes the magic is in working together. Also i like when they did the more kinda serious things like the covid episode and the haircut in north korea.
@benperson6182
Ай бұрын
I would not wanna break into this mans house just for a giant metal pizza cutter to come down on me
@wackyweyland8857
Ай бұрын
Now it needs an optic, so you're always centered when you cut your pizza.
@tossmangrenade1400
9 ай бұрын
Dwarven dad needs to see this
@chaosundivided2525
9 ай бұрын
+
@CorgiShark
9 ай бұрын
We need to tag him
@ignis2638
9 ай бұрын
I wonder what his reaction is going to be, something like "The Italian axe?" Or "where can I buy one"
@camrendavis6650
9 ай бұрын
"Oh sweet Moradin" 😵😵😵
@rowanroberts7140
9 ай бұрын
Certified gnomish engineering
@DJCheese77
9 ай бұрын
The day this man puts on cut-resistant gloves and steel-toed shoes is the day we can all take a huge sigh of relief and won't have to make sure he's still alive once a month
@flaxslice9857
9 ай бұрын
If this man puts on cut-resistant gloves and steel-toed shoes, we all have to be worried for our own safety xD
@josephemeraldt3350
9 ай бұрын
@@flaxslice9857 lmao, agreed
@salt7625
9 ай бұрын
Well great way to keep us coming back XD
@brockfiree
Ай бұрын
Man's asking to italians but man doesn't know that a real pizza is 4 slices
@NovikNikolovic
Ай бұрын
We need Lionfield to see this!
@WhisperingCloud9
9 ай бұрын
Bro gonna have the deadliest things to show his grandchildren💀
@krisnaputramaulidan2843
9 ай бұрын
Surprised the kids are still alive and well with all the shit he makes
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