I could have lived a very happy life without ever knowing that crawling into ears is something cockroaches do :( Really loved the video, i always look forward to your scary content :D
@therealcyanman
Жыл бұрын
You know same, very much same. As always though thanks so much, means a lot! :D
@nicolasroberto7879
Жыл бұрын
Spiders can do that too :D
@sethdunaway2407
2 ай бұрын
Oh he will. Trust me. Like dude I’ve came across or really had to thouroughly search like legit search trend words to try and get the algorithm to give me SOMETHING new. Like I’ve been craving someone new yet also still reminds me of my 2000-2014 nostalgia. And this guy, even a few vtubers like fillian or chibidoki are fucking killing me rn lmao. This guy as well with thedooo and captainbarbo omg and AN7 those guys are hilarious. Just got onto Cdawgva and I’d even say this guys just as funny lmao. Edits or not you can’t take raw appeal and this guys got jokes lol I hope I can see more from him in later years as these guys grow
@ayoplo
Жыл бұрын
Good editing and a horrific experience with cockroaches, just what i look for in a youtuber. subscribed :)
@xxiv168
Жыл бұрын
Some years back I woke up from a nap and kept hearing what sounded like water moving deep in my ear. at one point I was sitting completely still and heard it again , ruffling going on in my ear and I knew something was up. Put some ear drops in my ear and a MF SPIDER comes crawling out . I feel your pain brother. Sincerely, - Your ear brother
@JafoTHEgreat
Жыл бұрын
You give me Pongsifu vibes. I love it.
@therealcyanman
Жыл бұрын
That's high praise, thank you!
@Sugondeeze_Nuts
8 ай бұрын
Y'know, the style of this felt familiar, guess that must have been it
@vthunder4238
Жыл бұрын
Just the sight of unloading an entire clip into pyramid head and him giving zero fs is strangely hilarious to me
@rameckothegecko
Жыл бұрын
So this also happened to me and it was a small one that was very able to crawl deep into my ear. I was probably about 12 or 13 and just like you I woke up to it happening but I tried to stick my finger in to get it out and just pushed it deeper because I had no idea what to do. Long story short they got it out at the hospital after I woke everyone in the house up because I was screaming. Turns out your eardrum is super sensitive to pain and a roach freaking out and stomping around on it is one of the worst feelings in this world. So it could have been a lot worse trust me 🤣
@therealcyanman
Жыл бұрын
That is awful, I'm so sorry you had to be part of the club of ear roach victims. Yours sounds much worse though, probably one of the very first things I did after getting it out was look up how common it is and read plenty of horror stories so I'm very thankful it wasn't as bad as it could've been. It's something I wouldn't wish on anyone so I hope life has been kind to you since then :)
@rameckothegecko
Жыл бұрын
@@therealcyanman Yea I've been fine since, definitely scarred for life though. Hey I'm gonna sub btw you're videos are hilarious 🤘
@casedistorted
Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ kill me. So glad we don’t have roaches here in Wisconsin. I visited LA once and regret wanting to live there at one point in my life.
@eduardolopes7740
Жыл бұрын
@@casedistorted Because of the roaches?
@willian3728
Жыл бұрын
Well, i sleep with earphones so this don't happen, and there's was even one more factor, my grandmother she used some type of poison for cockcroaches which they pass to other cockcroaches so all the cockcroaches are dead on my apartament.
@Fitchick1980
Жыл бұрын
I don't know for how long I've been watching u, but I know you'll become great, but hey, you already are! :D
@therealcyanman
Жыл бұрын
You're great too and thank you!
@jelly4877
Жыл бұрын
Woke up with a spider in my ear once. I can't even imagine a roach 🪳😔
@DrRESHES
25 күн бұрын
I once woke up and a lizard was staring at me. it wasn't a pet.
@Somerandomguy524
Жыл бұрын
Whoa that must have been traumatic, I once had roach nibble on my toes while I was sleeping. I suggest you get a cat or some other night animal that scares or eats them.
@therealcyanman
Жыл бұрын
I can safely say it isn't an experience I would wish on anyone, so I hope you don't get have any other cockroach misadventures 😅 but I did get many roach traps and continue my conquest of extermination
@benpell1271
8 ай бұрын
This is a cat pshyop. Do not trust it they are trying to convince you to assimilate
@S1mone69
Жыл бұрын
I had a earwig crawl under my foreskin when I was talking a poop once, Thanks for reminding me.
@Larissa-up7lu
28 күн бұрын
Brotha euhhh eww
@rafe1835
5 ай бұрын
Man I’m so glad i found your channel I’m enjoying all of your videos
@jasminet3722
Жыл бұрын
Man, I LOVE your vids and sense of humor! Keep it going!
@redramie6151
Жыл бұрын
New fear unlocked cockroach getting inside of my ear
@eclipse4376
Жыл бұрын
I think if a cockroach crawled into my ear id just end it all
@abdelel8913
Жыл бұрын
Bro when I looked at ur videos I thought u already had like a million subs u deserve a lot more keep up the good work
@CausticSalsa
Жыл бұрын
Binging this channel cause it's so freakin entertaining.
@mathieuaustin7190
Жыл бұрын
I feel you on the roach-back in college, I awoke with a spider in my ear. 1 Q-tip later, I’d gone from the sort who took spiders outside to “kill on sight.”
@Nosferatu66921
8 ай бұрын
💀
@ghuff4694
Жыл бұрын
Man you’re gonna make me start goin to bed wearing earbuds
@Bel1ve_
Жыл бұрын
subbing before you get famous, love the content even though it randomly appeared on my recommended
@NurseBadTouch
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely subbed glad you got suggested to me that was well done sir 👏
@kylenclarke240
Жыл бұрын
You are pretty hilarious man. Glad I found your channel! Subscribed!!
@MachiaVallian
Жыл бұрын
I laughed throughout the run. I like your content man
@snafubar447
8 ай бұрын
>Playing Silent Hill to forget that you played Silent Hill.
@EsfingeCinza
7 ай бұрын
This channel scratches the ichs in my brain
@Altair_Reader
Жыл бұрын
That Title Alone Made Me Sub. 😂 That's Why I Sleep With Earbuds. 😬
@therealcyanman
Жыл бұрын
I literally have been sleeping with headphones since so I definitely relate 😂
@eddy9538
Жыл бұрын
@@therealcyanman dude you made me buy one of those ☠️☠️☠️
@lolgisticalofficer233
3 күн бұрын
Thanks, youve given me a new phobia
@jcvalladares6831
Жыл бұрын
Instant sub bro great videos you are going to get far!
@caesarsalad2111
Жыл бұрын
The intro was funny I found you through the sword video and I’m staying home today and enjoying a new youtuber lol
@chrislail3824
Жыл бұрын
This was one of the best play throughs yet
@AbirMojumder
Жыл бұрын
Very nice videos my brother, keep making them!
@NoobNoobington
Жыл бұрын
I love this man's videos
@MrFrozenWaffles12345
Жыл бұрын
Man it sucks you don't have a lot of subs like come on man, your one of the only KZitemrs I enjoy
@borromorro
9 ай бұрын
Came for the roach story. Stayed for the spook
@votpavel
2 ай бұрын
next time if ant or cockroach crawl in your ear, pour some cooking oil in there
@mastermind4499
5 ай бұрын
Dang, that intro man.... Only for that you get my sub. Let's see what's coming next...
@imbored2047
Жыл бұрын
The intro alone got one of the few likes I've ever given. Good job man. You've a good sense of humor and I love your editing (edit: the editing is godamn amazing) ([re:edit] watch this video cyan man has the jokes)
@giganika1111
Жыл бұрын
Thank you man, I almost forgot about blue’s clues. I love the og, AND they have a new guy on Nickelodeon
@Sugondeeze_Nuts
8 ай бұрын
I watched the devil may cry vids, loved them, watched this one too, realized i like the editing style and commentary, so yea, im gonna sub and stick around for the dmc 3 vid Btw, if anything crawls into your ear, drown it. Once it realizes its getting flooded, it'll run out on its own, be it roach, spider, or any other abomination
@PraiseDolan
Жыл бұрын
The algorithm has brought me here and here I shall stay
@stygzilla324
23 сағат бұрын
0:59 "Ahem......" THat'S whAt SHe sAiD
@Echo_Kenji
Жыл бұрын
As someone who has an abyssal fear of cockroaches and insects in general... Fuck.
@9ipalvin858
Жыл бұрын
Okay I'm never taking off my headphones again
@someguyO2W
Жыл бұрын
What are these videos? Just chanced on one and I'm hooked. Good content man.
@HullsColby
Жыл бұрын
this is why I got a habit of leaving earphones on when I sleep
@sgtsmack3236
Жыл бұрын
So glad that sword game showed up in my feed this guy is so funny
@dj3y3
4 ай бұрын
Cockroaches going into ears is just the thing I needed to hear whilst combatting a cockroach problem in my own house.
@Monke007
Жыл бұрын
Ooop another one for the irrational fears list
@jacobacosta8578
6 ай бұрын
Well considering the cockroaches name let's just be happy it crawled into your ear great video id love to see you just abridge the game james at least
@mohitchoudhary5817
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club mannnn
@Oldbutgoldold
Жыл бұрын
Subscribed.
@throwawaychamp5166
Жыл бұрын
This was too funny, but now I am scared to sleep without earbuds...
@erichuffman8928
3 ай бұрын
That's why i sleep with earplugs in
@rabbirt
Жыл бұрын
idk why i clicked on this video while eating
@zacharyjones5102
Жыл бұрын
Nevermind the game.... IT WAS IN YOUR EAR 👂?????!
@schpoingle
Жыл бұрын
hell yeah brudah.
@LouieNJ
Жыл бұрын
I really need a part 2 where you finished this. If that wasn't the end. Idk.
@ameladaptivedaydreamer949
Жыл бұрын
Maria the true horror. Also I'm so sorry you had that experience.... I'm gonna start using my earbuds while sleeping 💀
@chazcacho2202
Жыл бұрын
Maybe thy ear is inviting Sir Lancelote :^)
@josealcala4756
Жыл бұрын
I had to come back to this video because I just had to go to the hospital to get a moth removed from my ear. They filled my ear with lidocaine to kill the moth and numb my ear. I could feel the moth dying. Now I'm watching this video to forget a moth that flew into my ear.
@noodlelung3292
Жыл бұрын
Video made me laugh my ass off man, please stick with KZitem. I promise you're gonna go far.
@SonySteals
5 ай бұрын
Wow! That’s the experience I can pass on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Leonidas-ws2iw
Жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaand now I gotta go to sleep with ear plugs on, don’t even have cockroaches
@UrMom-bf3mo
Жыл бұрын
The story was more horror than the video. I have a problem with everything that could scare me.
@mcdonaldstrump3675
Жыл бұрын
A few years ago, a cockroach crawled into my mother's ear. She woke up at night in pain and no one could figure out what it was, my mother put oil in her ear and when the pain was less she went back to sleep. We went to the doctor the next day and the doctor pulled out a giant cockroach from her ear, he said that putting oil in her ear was the right move as the cockroach couldn't breath and died, he also said that if she wouldn't have done that, she'd probably be dead since the cockroach would've torn the eardrum and gotten inside. Moral of the story, if you feel excruciating pain in your ear, might as well put hair oil in that, might just save your life.
@rainsongelidious6586
4 ай бұрын
Reminds me of vanila pewds videos. Sorry for comparison :) I like your jokes and playthroughs :)
@WeebEater
Жыл бұрын
I have a new fear
@HenAndPenn
Жыл бұрын
Nightmare fuel! The ear roach! not the 2001 game
@Sheriff_McPants
Жыл бұрын
The fuckin Kratos meme got me.
@Voidwalker093
Жыл бұрын
Bro totally did a Seinfeld impression there. Let's hear more of that 🤣
@frydemwingz
Жыл бұрын
I am so sorry that happened. I clicked that link just because of that description. I've never even seen your channel before. I hope you dont think you did something to deserves Gods ear roach punishment, because I dont think anyone deserves that.
@3n3ly7m9
Жыл бұрын
19:06 AHHHHHHHHH!!! LMFAO!!!
@adevilscupoftea
Жыл бұрын
Had that on full volume on my phone...
@3n3ly7m9
Жыл бұрын
@@adevilscupoftea xD
@danielsalas7504
Жыл бұрын
That also happened to me week ago, it feels awful to hear te cockroach's little feet right on the ear
@isaackleiner8367
Жыл бұрын
the cyan man is from florida confirmed
@Jazzy_Bananas
Ай бұрын
Fun fact, the whispering at 4:50 is actually really rare during a playthrough
@isaacsanford6340
Ай бұрын
Does it say anything, or is it just spooky gibberish?
@Jazzy_Bananas
Ай бұрын
@@isaacsanford6340 just spooky gibberish
@valiantwarrior4517
Жыл бұрын
I’ve had a roach crawl in my ear a couple of times-while I lived with my brother. Small world. I feel for you. I can verify that it works better than any alarm clock.
@dearhorse085
Жыл бұрын
Wear ear plugs please never let this happen again
@laszlojakab5071
Жыл бұрын
Dude!! I can relate. About a year ago I woke up in the middle of the night. I felt like some water was in my ear. I kept trying to shake the water out of my ear, but then I sat still and realized there was a fuckin bug in there. I instantly got up out of my bed and ran to my parents room freaking out that there was a bug in my ear. Didn’t know what else to do. Oh, how conveniently, my mom read somewhere online like 2 weeks prior that olive oil can be used to get bugs out of the ear as it suffocates them and they run to fresh air. half asleep , she runs downstairs and grabs olive oil and a spoon and pours it down my ear. I felt that morherfucker wriggle, squirm, and suffocate in my ear. It fell out and then all was over. I don’t think I’ve ever cried so hard in the last 3 years lmao it stripped me of all my dignity. I broke my arm in a rugby match and this still produced more horror. I then slept in fetal position with my fingers in my ears the rest of the night. TLDR; but in my ear turned me to a sissy, my parents are GOATS and olive oil is the solution. 20yo btw
@whereamigoing777
Жыл бұрын
That Homelander me me was worth a sub alone.
@lowkeylowkey1000
Жыл бұрын
If you have to live with roaches, I would strongly suggest a bag of cotton balls. Cheap and easy to use. You don't cram the sh!t in your ears. Just take a ball and gently tuck it a bit. Roach will not be able to make it in to far before you wake up and sh!t your shorts, but its a better safety net, than nothing at all.
@bodaciouskhajiit1135
Жыл бұрын
I've had a roach in my mouth while I slept. It tasted strangely metallic? It quickly went out when I started to wake up, but man. I had to brush my teeth like four times to help with the thought of those little critters crawling about in my maw.
@jojolafrite90
Жыл бұрын
Wow. I'm glad we don't have cockroaches. I'm not that glad you shared your story, though... Uh, oh well, into the vault it goes.
@ghostGaming-fd8xv
Жыл бұрын
I had the same problem however I grabbed it and threw it before it got any further
@attackofthecopyrightbots
3 ай бұрын
jesus
@derpasuarusrexilous9999
Жыл бұрын
pog
@sqeeweet
Жыл бұрын
I had a black spider crawl into my ear while I was sleeping. I half woke up when I felt a tickle and squished it in a daze then flicked it out of my ear without realising what it was until the next morning. Also, I live in Australia
@Copppopop
Жыл бұрын
noice
@GriffinatorOriginal
9 ай бұрын
If it makes you feel any better… 15 years ago when I was a teenager, I got the cotton from a q-tip stick deep in my ear. Had to get it flushed out at the hospital. The nurses acted like I was simple so to alleviate stress and make myself laugh about it I acted accordingly. When we were leaving my mom asked if I needed to stop anywhere and I said, in a loud voice: “Crayons! Need crayons for my coloring book!”
@kaiwinters5233
Жыл бұрын
your a funny guy
@dearhorse085
Жыл бұрын
Why did you have to say thatttttttttttt ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww noooooooooooo
@ramialiwa8354
Жыл бұрын
maaaan why u have to till us that story 😰😰
@thelemonwho
Жыл бұрын
Was this the HD remake? It has that extra jank stank to it...
@SagaraUrz
Жыл бұрын
Eddie?
@Voidwalker093
Жыл бұрын
Me, who has had 2 and due for a third mastoidectomy (basically chunks of my inner ear and bone removed) hearing your cockroach story; 😭🤮💀
@jiggy247bp8
Жыл бұрын
Jesus. I think I would have preferred the title to have just been clickbait…
@LocalLooney
11 ай бұрын
please play sh 1 3 and 4 ;u;
@KINTIN3549
Жыл бұрын
Why have you cursed me with those mental images 🤢
@CarltonSmith45
Жыл бұрын
D:
@whereamigoing777
Жыл бұрын
"I'm not into tentacle porn." Aight boys and gals, he said what he ISN'T into, so lets start a blacklist so we can narrow that down into what he MAY be into.
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