Finaly. This is gonna be the last video of this type, enjoy the monologues of the Defective Turret Honestly, didn't hear Turret's monologues, was busy merging, and uploading for you guys ;) ENJOY! n.n'
1:40 "Yeah! Let's do this!" *85 blank bullets later* "Fantastic!"
@jasoncarswell7458
5 жыл бұрын
"Whelp, I tried!"
@blubasnurk4241
5 жыл бұрын
He did his best, I support him
@aleksandarbogicevic5740
3 жыл бұрын
You counted?
@hotdogwater99
3 жыл бұрын
This guy legit counted You have my respect
@feinky8489
3 жыл бұрын
respecc
@ellapichupichu
12 жыл бұрын
"(to Chell) Give 'em hell, sweetheart." Something to make Chell feel like not everyone hates her : D
@memor22
3 жыл бұрын
I mean he is not alive so still no one ALLIVE loves her
@madam-mint
3 жыл бұрын
1:05
@lambda-m1676
2 жыл бұрын
@@memor22 They are, kinda. They know everything because a chip is put in them.
@thegoofiestofguys
2 жыл бұрын
That’s one of the many reasons why their considered defective
@augustthetoboggan9449
8 ай бұрын
@@memor22they are not “living,” but they are sentient.
@VGamingJunkieVT
10 жыл бұрын
Defective Turret's the underdog, he may not be functioning but he puts more spirit into it than the normal ones.
@jasoncarswell7458
5 жыл бұрын
He's my spirit animal. Blind, baffled and barely hanging on. Just wants to make it through the day without getting discovered for his incompetency and thrown in the incinerator.
@blubasnurk4241
5 жыл бұрын
I have spirit too!
@SamiTheAnxiousBean
3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Ttegegg
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncarswell7458 best person ever
@MrChristmas1
8 ай бұрын
@@jasoncarswell7458 People told me that my spirit animal was an owl. Now I'm starting to think that they lied.
@Nizzemancer
10 жыл бұрын
I love how the defective turret places as template laughs every time a working one is discarded.
Unlike Overwatch characters, the turrets are actually cool and cute
@hubanimations
Жыл бұрын
TF2 at this state is about as defective.
@TheManinBlack9054
11 ай бұрын
@@waltuh11121 Overwatch characters are cute and cool too.
@TheManinBlack9054
11 ай бұрын
stupid divisive comment, go play your own game and dont comment hate here
@DeskFan
11 ай бұрын
@@TheManinBlack9054 this man is about to get destroyed by tf2 fans
@possessedpicklejar4762
7 жыл бұрын
"I can't see a thing! Better open fire." *click click click*Best quote.
@patrickglover7506
2 жыл бұрын
Ah goodnight Irene!
@shog1266
2 жыл бұрын
When you get boomed in l4d
@deyontemyers4109
2 жыл бұрын
@@shog1266 it's worse when u somehow shoot a car too while blind
@unforeseeable2.058
4 ай бұрын
Dang
@nuclear_bonsai
7 жыл бұрын
"You can't fire me I QUIT"
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
“No no no , dont leave” I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew : *leaves* “A crap”
@blubasnurk4241
5 жыл бұрын
F*CK YOU IM SUCTION CUP MAN
@gladysbasco4176
4 жыл бұрын
@Vincent Nguyen YOU CAN'T QUIT YOU'RE MY WIFE!
@thischanneldiedlol2234
4 жыл бұрын
No I’m not! You’re my wife!
@DominikPac-Boy
3 жыл бұрын
You cant quit, I quit!
@Ben_R4mZ
8 жыл бұрын
1:29 "....better open fire... clickclickclick.. dang"
@brandonpowell3414
7 жыл бұрын
Hi
@pilot5655
6 жыл бұрын
Ben R4m-Z z
@jecarivera6123
5 жыл бұрын
😅
@vrickerman
12 жыл бұрын
my favorite part is when he ALMOST sounds like a real turret
@buster5661
2 жыл бұрын
“Aww crap”
@SPCH-700xx
Жыл бұрын
Hello! Hello! Hell... Aw crap
@DefinitelyNoriTrust
Жыл бұрын
His not defective i have proof *No proof made*
@ben12355
Жыл бұрын
"werpwerpwerp, aahh(strange noises)" At that part they actually sounded like a turret, a malfunctioning one.
@just_call_me_karl
3 жыл бұрын
1:19 “Hahaha! Gotcha right where I want ya!” *”oh.”* *”Ah crap.”* Well that sort of tells a little story doesn’t it?
@paracetamol11037
Жыл бұрын
THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU!?
@CaptainDoomsday
4 жыл бұрын
The defective turrets having different personalities and voices implies that they're being built COMPLETELY differently. Like turret construction was partially delegated to another AI at some point, and that AI is an idiot following a formula, or was executed without their automated process being turned off.
@wheatly442
2 жыл бұрын
It is that or during construction those are what alterates act like and then somewhere along the line there personality/AI Is further improved upon and they're given military simulations to follow and sense the defective turrets aren't properly aligned with the assembly line and don't get casing or bullets maybe they also miss another step in assembly related to ai maybe defective turrets are the default ai setting before it gets factor reset or changed in the assembly line
@gradykinn
6 ай бұрын
As if wheatley was running turret production at the same time he was running the cryo stuff
@StylishWitch
3 жыл бұрын
This turret has more personality than most people I know
@TheVideoGuyfromOhio
10 ай бұрын
You probably live a miserable life
@mrfantastic407
8 жыл бұрын
"We're back!" "Hi there!" "Back again!" "Hi again." "Well hello stranger!" "Hello there!" "This time is our time! _This_ time..." "Second time's the charm!" "Howdy stranger!" "We're back." "Aaand we're back." "Hi there!" "Back and deadlier than ever!" "Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?" "Yeah..." "Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice..." "Dang." "Aw _crap_." "Oh crap!" "Dang!" "Dang! Dang!" "Thought we fixed that!" "Aw, come on!" "What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?" "Aw, for Pete's sake!" "Nope! Still can't see." "Yep! Still blind." "Click click click...still defective." "Yeah, that's right...still defective." "Yeah...still not workin'." "Yep...non-lethal as ever." "Can't...see...a _thing_." "Absolutely _no_ improvement." "Not gettin' better with age!" "This is just getting embarrassing." "A'ight, you can go." "[_Sigh_]...don't tell anyone about this." "Okay!" "Dang!" "All right, if anyone asks...I killed you." "Hey, be a sport, lady, and just tell 'em I killed you." "Well played." "Well, I tried. Best of luck!" "Best of luck, lady." "Hey, safe travels there." "Hey, nice potato!" "Like the potato!" "Hey, thanks so much." "Don't be a stranger." "Hey, it's been a pleasure." "Take me with you...please..." "Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart." "That was fun, wasn't it?" "Well, you bested me this time." "Touché, young lady, touché!" "It's my big chance!" "I won't let you down!" "You won't regret this!" "Now it's Broken Turret's time to shine!" "Get ready for it!" "You asked for this!" "Here it comes, pal." "Locked and loaded!" "Ha ha ha! Gotcha right where I want ya!" "Oh." "Aw crap." "Aw, not again!" "Aw, not now...I'm fired, aren't I?" "This is trouble." "Aw, this ain't good..." [imitating non-broken turrets] [exclamation] "I can't see a thing! What just happened? Better open fire." [click click click] "Dang." "Aw, thank God...you saved my bacon, pal." "Where we goin'? Is this a jailbreak? Can't see a thing!" "Yeah! Let's do this!" "Yeah, let's do this!" "Yeah, all right!" [impotent clicking] "Fan-_ta_-stic." "No wait wait!" "Hey hold on whoa whoa whoa!" "Aw, this is ridiculous!" "Aw, come on!" "What are you doin' no no no no no-" "Aw, this is ridiculous!" "Well, I tried." "Well, can't win 'em all..." "NOOOOOOOO-" "You can't fire me I QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT-" "Aw, come _on_, you guys!" "Oh this is just _PERFECT_!" "Aw come on!" "Aw _COME ON_!" "This isn't fair! Give me another CHAAAAAAANCE-" "No no wait wait AAHHHHHHHH-" "No no no no no no no-" "Aw come on." "Hey hold on whoa whoa WHOA WHOA-" "Hey wait wait WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-" "Hey wait wait _waitwaitwaitwaitwait_ -" "No no no no whoa whoa no whoa-" "Where we goin'? What are we doin'? NYUH-" "Hey where are we go-NOOOO!" "You messed with the wrong turret!" [Evil laughter] "Really? All right." "Yes indeed. Yes, indeed." "All right! Your funeral, pal." "So we're _all_ supposed to be blind then, right? Not just me? All right, fantastic!" "I don't have any bullets. You gonna give me bullets?" "Are there bullets up there?" "Where do I get my gun?" "Do we, ah, get some _eyes_ at some point?" "Yeah, I'm uh, I'm a bad man!" "I, uh, I am a bad man." "Well, gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that." "Uhhhh..BLAM! BLAM-BA-BLAM! I'm not defective!" "Well, I did my best." "Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?" "Hey, Squeaky-Voice! Gimme some of your bullets!" "Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets?" "Anyone got any bullets?" "Well, I tried." "Aaaaaaaaaand no bullets. Sorry." "No can do." "And no bullets! Sorry." "Hey Squeaky-Voice, how'd I do?" "Yeah-hah! What's happening?" "Yeah! I got it, didn't I?" "Yeah!" "Yeah-hah!" "Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?" "Yeah-hah-ha!" "Clickety-click-click...right on the money." "Shootin' blanks every time...all the time." "Yeah, that's right...Little Bullseye." "What'd I hit?" "Well, can't win 'em all." "How's that?" "Standing down." "I'm trouble." "Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn." "All right, check _this_ out." "All right, stand back everybody." "Time to watch the master." "Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn." "So what am I, uh...supposed to do here?" "Identify yourself or I will shoot!" "Hello!" "Yeah, how ya doin'?" "Pleased to meet ya." "Yeah, what?" "Yeah, let's do this." "Who said that?" "Yeah-hah...what?" "Let me in the game, coach!" [Imitating non-broken turrets] "Hel-lo..._hell_-lo...he-aw, crap." "Hey hey, how ya doin'?" "I'm gonna make ya proud!" "Yep, how ya doin'?" "Ummm..." "Hello!" "Crap." "Ahhh, yeah...what?" "I'm not defective, _I'm not defective!_"
@primalrage522
8 жыл бұрын
nop
@leash44
8 жыл бұрын
the Sententious Vaunter I read those as it said those. their perfect.
@RedLuxcifer
7 жыл бұрын
I love you, thanks.
@tawneeens436
7 жыл бұрын
Done perfectly! Good job!
@lustantinoanimations5699
7 жыл бұрын
You got one heck of a memory if you listened to all of that once and wrote that all down.
@thedisciple1231
10 жыл бұрын
There's one where he says "You're fat" then gets tossed away.
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
RunFromTheMinges Umm... she said it *(points at a another turret)*
@rebelrailz.
5 жыл бұрын
@@boneheadgaming6051 Oh! Hello there Turret!
@blubasnurk4241
5 жыл бұрын
Turret No.43689 /defective/ Wait, what?!
@yag821
2 жыл бұрын
3:47 is probably the best one.
@deadmanloll
Жыл бұрын
Hello, hello! He- aw crap.
@Ringanden201
5 ай бұрын
@@deadmanlolllmao
@thatoneguy9823
6 жыл бұрын
So we're ALL supposed to be blind then? Right, not just me? Alright, fantastic.
@kenny3001
10 жыл бұрын
Defective' Turret = Deadpool Core
@generalraven9804
7 жыл бұрын
Orange Piggy so I can't trust you because you edited your comment
@R3GARnator
7 жыл бұрын
= Cave Johnson. Listen to it and imagine his voice...
@thelogenator2683
4 жыл бұрын
Or a claptrap core
@Boedinator
4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is is that Rick is voiced by Nolan North who also voiced Deadpool in the Deadpool game, so Rick quite literally is the Deadpool core
@Mundwasser
3 жыл бұрын
@@Boedinator every core (with the exception of wheatley and the cores from the first portal) even this turret are voiced by Nolan North.
"Don't be a stranger!" "Have a safe trip!" "Give 'em hell sweetheart!" LOL.
@unwaged_octopus0
Жыл бұрын
TIME STAMPA PLS
@ajbanimatedstudios5014
8 ай бұрын
3:48 The way it tries to replicate the normal turrets voice is the funniest thing to me! I love it!
@johnbestavros6915
5 жыл бұрын
Here's a quote guide, done to the best of my knowledge: 0:00 - 0:17 : quotes for when Wheatley places you in a room full of crap turrets in Ch. 9 0:20 - 0:23 : When they fail to shoot you in Ch. 9 (I think) 0:24 - 0:46 : What they say about themselves when they're at the shooting range on the Turret Production Line 0:48 - 1:09 : If you stay in Wheatley's trap long enough 1:10 - 1:28 : When GLaDOS places the defective turrets around you to kill you at the end of Ch. 5 1:29 - 1:40 : If you pick a defective turret up from the Turret Production Line before it gets incinerated 1:41 - 1:52 : Defective Turrets' attempts to shoot bullets at the shooting range 1:53 - 2:23 : When the working turret is the template and the defective turrets are being ejected from the production line to be incinerated 2:24 - 2:30 : Laughs for when a defective turret is the template and it ejects working turrets from the production line to be incinerated 2:31 - 2:49 : Quotes for the defective turrets in the production line when the defective turret is the template 2:49 - 3:27 : defective turret response for when they fail to shoot anything on the shooting range 3:28 - 3:40 : quotes defective turrets make before they attempt to shoot on the shooting range 3:41 : the "hello" defective turret is required to say when its the template turret, so that the machine can scan other turrets to see if they match 3:42 - end: quotes for when the working turret is the template and it just scanned the defective turret and the turret is hoping for themselves not to be incinerated
@SKScout
7 жыл бұрын
2:08 this is exactly how I feel when a gungeon run falls apart... "AW COME ON!!! This isn't FAIR! Gimmie another chaaaaaance!" (as I begin to fall apart or if I have to deal with the jammed) : "Oh this is just "PERFECT"!!!"
@a_memer
3 жыл бұрын
Same feeling when I get a good TBOI run and then I pick up an item that completely ruins it
@iStoicVA
9 жыл бұрын
1:10 "its my bitches"
@dr.antipony421
9 жыл бұрын
+iStoic It siad "its my big chance."
@iStoicVA
9 жыл бұрын
i guess jokes aren't allowed. i'll just leave then
@dr.antipony421
9 жыл бұрын
iStoic Nag, there allowed. I just wanted to correct somebody. I take LOTS of jokes literal.
@parasitecat3892
8 жыл бұрын
+Dr. Anti Pony (Demoman) *they're
@techguy348
7 жыл бұрын
I literally thought it said the same thing when I played Portal 2 the first time
@CopShowGuy
4 жыл бұрын
3:37 - Me anytime I'm asked to do anything
@moko_xo
12 жыл бұрын
"it's broken turret's time to shine!" I love these things so much.
@imitatsiya
7 жыл бұрын
Nolan North is amazing.
@MicolashHostOfTheNightmare531
10 жыл бұрын
"Shootin' blanks every time, all the time B)"
@scratchestheyoutuber3444
4 жыл бұрын
Did he shoot your pfp? Oh wait he couldent of
@xanderwardwell-gaw7472
8 жыл бұрын
"Aw, this is just PERFECT!!!!"
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
Xander Wardwell-Gaw I have the best voice than the other turrets
@Chucky_Martinez
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines is "Oh, this is just PERFECT!" 2:06
@cu1t_w3b_r0se
8 жыл бұрын
I want the defective turret say "say hello to my little friend"
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
just a hamilton fan SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FREIND *fires* aa crap
@keepironman14
4 жыл бұрын
"Say hello to my *click-click-click* aw crap no bullets"
@OffsetSolidmusic
10 жыл бұрын
Some of my favorite quotes: At 0:16: Hurt me once, shame on you, hurt me twice... Dang! At 0:36: Yeah! Still not workin`. At 0:39: Yup. Non-leathal as ever. At 0:50: Hey if anyone asks, just tell'em I killed you. Just be a sport, lady, and just tell 'em I killed you. At 0:58: Hey, nice potato! Like the potato! At 1:04: Give'em hell, sweetheart. At 1:40: Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick...(7 secs. later)...Fan...Tastic At 2:02: Nooooooo! At 2:03: YOU CAN"T FIRE ME I QUIIIiiit... At 2:22: You messed with the wrong turret At 2:23: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Hm-hm-mwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah. Muawh-hawh-hawh-hawh-hawh-hawh-hawh-hawh-hawh-hawh! Heh-heh At 2:46: Yeah, I'm uh, a bad man. Yeah, I'm a bad man! At 2:52: Uhhhhh, BLAM! Blam, bla-Blam! I"M NOT DEFECTIVE! At 2:57: Hey, squeaky-voice! Gimme some'a your bullets At 3:04: Ehhhhhuhhhhh-no bullets. Sorry At 3:10: Yeah-hah! What just happened? At 3:17: Yeah, clickity-click-click. Right on the money At 3:47: (In bad turret voice) He-lloo. He-llo. Hel...(back to normal voice) aw, crap
@jjay3494
6 жыл бұрын
OffsetSolid good choice
@cebollajsjsjsk
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like the last one u put in the comment was the turret trying to sound like the working ones lol
@bootleg_24
4 жыл бұрын
If you forget GlaDOS and Wheatly I would say the defective turrets are my favorite characters They always make me laugh no matter what mood I'm in
@fyra_cat2119
2 жыл бұрын
"If you forget almost half of the characters in the game with voice lines"
@camoking3609
Жыл бұрын
@fyra_cat2119 it's not our fault that every character in this game is so good
@PikachuMaiden
11 жыл бұрын
I love how he calls the other turrets "squeaky boy" XD
@123blueaddison
8 жыл бұрын
"Aw this is ridiculous!" "NONONONONONONO"
@OhThatPakaku
13 жыл бұрын
I love how all of these sound clips, played in order, sound like an entire story.
@Xynam0
8 жыл бұрын
defective turret would describe me as a character.....that or waluigi...
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
Static toast productions I dont get it
@thomaselliottjohncampbell3024
4 жыл бұрын
Defective turret is my favourite portal character just for these well delivered voice lines provided by Nolan North
@xanderwardwell-gaw7472
8 жыл бұрын
"AUGH!! I can't see a thing! What just happened!? Better open fire! (dry fire) Dang."
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
Xander Wardwell-Gaw I hate when people mock me like this
@N0VA_ST0RM
8 жыл бұрын
Lol the portal turret has been drinking and smoking to much!
@lerkscore
8 жыл бұрын
yup 😆
@Jackieism
7 жыл бұрын
BigE007 1:56 even the teacher says u have a surprise test
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
Nova Storm NO I DIDNT!! and i dont even have a mought!
@somefries3101
5 жыл бұрын
nu he's just defective
@somefries3101
5 жыл бұрын
@@boneheadgaming6051 defective turrets life matters
@scratchestheyoutuber3444
4 жыл бұрын
0:58 "Hey Nice potato"
@norishimogawa6125
3 жыл бұрын
the fact that there are no memes about 2:24 disappoints me
@pupsuki7816
3 жыл бұрын
*hehhehhehhehheh*
@KateCantDraw
5 ай бұрын
I strive to be half as funny as this wonderful little gremlin turret.
@Relics275
3 жыл бұрын
2:51 "Uhhhhhhh... Blam blam blam blam! I'm Not Defective! I Did My Best!"
@5tevenmctowelie
11 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QQQUUUUIIIIITTTTTT!!!
@k1f2i3r4
7 жыл бұрын
3:10 Yeah! What's happening?
@teleportedbreadfor3days
2 жыл бұрын
I think the Portal games might’ve had the best character personalities out of all of Valve’s games, and the Defective/Crap Turret’s personality was peak in Portal personalities
@doomzyphon
Жыл бұрын
WILSON
@kevin71794
10 жыл бұрын
If i close my eyes, all i see is that one tow truck from Cars
@toetie2019
10 жыл бұрын
:P
@teddy-beargamer6385
9 жыл бұрын
You mean Mater?
@violettheory
11 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does anyone else feel really sad when the turret asks for eyes, and whether or not he should see? Makes me want to hug him :(
@utube6093
8 ай бұрын
1:56 Defective Turret: OH THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!
@loneshadow0844
2 жыл бұрын
After playing this so many times, I never knew there was this many lines for the Defective Turret
@twmax4137
8 ай бұрын
3:17 me using a torque wrench
@DNDRD-wx8bl
6 жыл бұрын
2:12= My favorite line
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
D4NDR01D 3000 A come on
@Core_Of_The_Void
5 жыл бұрын
That porygon-z
@KiiBon
4 жыл бұрын
Nono, waiwaiwai *AAAGHAA-*
@suolainensilakka
6 жыл бұрын
... alright, this is forever gonna be my headcanon voice for Whirl from IDW's Transformers comics. :')
@KnightroBlue22
6 жыл бұрын
I used to imagine Wheatley for Whirl. One eye, British, hilarious. But after hearing this, it’s all I can hear now
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
Suolainensilakka Thanks
@cats-hv2lm
5 жыл бұрын
Both Wheatley and Broken Turrets as his voice are valid headcannons tbh
@ambientsounds1466
2 жыл бұрын
Here after playing Entropy zero: 2
@misterfister5810
7 жыл бұрын
So the d-turret is talking about himself not seeing anything... So he's saying he's blind?
@kayreneTF2
7 жыл бұрын
Yup, im pretty sure they cant see because i heard in the game him saying "Do i get any eyes?.."
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
Mister Fister No
@shookengie370
3 жыл бұрын
Well maybe he can see a little bit Cuz he compliments the potato on your portal gun
@manhvu4988
2 жыл бұрын
he sees less bc his line of fire laser isn't on
@joebell486
7 жыл бұрын
someone make a fallout 4 mod that makes the gen 1 synths talk with these voices
@ScientistCat
8 жыл бұрын
Me trying to fit in.
@TheBadassTonberry
12 жыл бұрын
"Better open fire... *click click click* dang."
@noah0138
11 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, give em' hell sweatheart!" I ROFLed!!!!
@Bob-py9dc
10 жыл бұрын
3:20-3:23 is my favourite
@possessedpicklejar4762
7 жыл бұрын
2:00He sounds like a let's player here.
@atsilv
2 жыл бұрын
This is more entertaining than it has any reason to be
@YeetMachinen
12 жыл бұрын
" you can't fire me i quiiiiiiiiiit!!!"
@PSNSackboy7789
12 жыл бұрын
"Shootin' blanks every time... all the time..." XD
@jackbluehq6653
4 жыл бұрын
2:07 me when I look at my test results 2:10 me when my teacher tells me of for no reason
@LipstickSuccubus
11 жыл бұрын
wow now i know what i want for Christmas *writes defective turret extra talktive and funny on wishlist* waits for Christmas
@Howlingburd19
5 жыл бұрын
“Oh, thank God, you saved my bacon, pal.” Lol
@butterss1178
3 жыл бұрын
2:51 is my favourite part
@SylviaTheCrazyPerson
10 ай бұрын
I love how much they're sarcastic to everyone but how much they're nice to the player.
@pvzfanboy2002
10 ай бұрын
The Battle Droids of the Portal Universe and I love them
@dahmuttdog2910
11 жыл бұрын
I can just see the scientists at aperture science laughing their asses off
@jeetlebuice3656
9 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Eric Cartman
@Howlingburd19
5 жыл бұрын
Or Craig lol
@norishimogawa6125
3 жыл бұрын
much more like craig than cartman in my opinion
@defnoteid
2 жыл бұрын
0:17 "Hurt me once, shame on me. hurt me twice, DANG" 0:42 "Absolutely, no improvement."
@RinOtonashi
8 ай бұрын
These defective turrets makes the battle droids look less chaotic.
@rvgr420
Жыл бұрын
Wilson
@DigitizedGalaxyAlt
2 жыл бұрын
I liked when he did the impression of the non defective turret
@porygon2.063
7 жыл бұрын
Why does this turret have the same voice as I do?
@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
7 жыл бұрын
Because you're a turret.
@porygon2.063
7 жыл бұрын
I'm not a turret.
@boneheadgaming6051
6 жыл бұрын
Porygon 2.0 I dont know
@konchu4u608
4 жыл бұрын
@@porygon2.063 a Defective one
@nerfstuff208
4 жыл бұрын
Bcuz u dubbed him,test subject no. 986599643799
@Delfino224
10 жыл бұрын
I want one of every turret and pattern design. As well as this one :3
@geckobread
8 ай бұрын
The first time I played portal 2 in the defective turret shooting room something broke somehow and DOZENS upon DOZENS of defective turret were spawning. It spawned so many that the overlapping conversation turned into straight noise. Illegible loud nonsense. And I could barley move because of how laggy it got! It was running at 2fps i swear. I wasn’t even able to get shot by the normal turrets because the defective ones out weighed them and started knocking them all over. I ended up just making a run for the door and it worked! I kept lagging a little till’ the next cutscene though because the items in the room before only despawn after the fact. It was a very interesting first play through… to say the least. But a funny moment nonetheless! Didn’t run into any other bugs after this either.
@DistantThunder89
11 жыл бұрын
"Nooon-lethal as ever" lmao
@AtPlume
Жыл бұрын
_“You can’t fire me, I QUIIIIT!”_
@Kari_512
8 жыл бұрын
"Hello? Hello? Hell- Aww crap."
@snowcloud8
2 жыл бұрын
It starts with lines until the middle where it suddenly turns into beatboxing gun jams
@rytlocknroll
10 ай бұрын
Most relatable video game character i have ever encountered, lmao.
@KawaiiKittyKat79
5 ай бұрын
Who knew that the Defective Turret was voiced by Nolan North aka Nathan Drake from Uncharted. My mind is blown. He is such an amazing and divertive voice actor.
@marianth2000
3 жыл бұрын
2:40 Are you gonna gimme bullets?
@gradykinn
6 ай бұрын
Said the american
@chillmolder
2 жыл бұрын
Defective turrets definitely have a spice of Cave Johnson in them
@this_commenter_had_a_stroke
5 жыл бұрын
3:48 defective turret tryna immitate normal turret...
@jordon1141
3 жыл бұрын
can't be the only one who finds their chuckling really adorable
@chaliceofsouls3371
5 жыл бұрын
"Ayah I'm a bad man" in the game it sounds like "Ayah I'm batman" XD
@zenith8417
9 жыл бұрын
2:06 You're welcome.
@ToastTheThird
11 жыл бұрын
Hey, nice potato!
@PhoenixGraye
Жыл бұрын
1:26 " FRMFRMFRBFRMRMRRMR, HEY! I can't see a thing! What just happened? Better open fire! " + Click click click + " *dang.* "
@supersnow17
8 ай бұрын
I remember just sitting there listening to their lines for like an hour straight my first playthrough.
@itsreeah2663
4 жыл бұрын
0:41. I am blind myself, so I know how you feel!
@Intelligence_Core3
8 ай бұрын
But.... how are you still typing?
@Valveiscool.
8 ай бұрын
@@Intelligence_Core3 omg it's the intelligence core from portal , also what's the cake recipe
@RIP--wk7rg
11 жыл бұрын
Aperture Science's failed attempt to make zombie robots.
@Sockren
4 жыл бұрын
1:50 theres a little squeak in this recording. probably just other people. but uh thats interesting
@inkpaladin
4 жыл бұрын
Ah... so this is what would be the template for the CIS's Battle Droid persona core...
@LF-bj2jb
2 ай бұрын
In the German version I called them Clankas, because they had the same voice as the B1-Battle-Droids in Star Wars!
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