It's nice to see Anthony dress up as the album cover.
@janecadman3701
8 жыл бұрын
haha
@chrysanth.5700
8 жыл бұрын
It's so he can better understand the album and give a more accurate score at the end of the review.
@ghostiemostly5036
8 жыл бұрын
Wow, Anthony looks like that album cover with his melon head and blue T-Shirt.
@dustmemories9937
8 жыл бұрын
I AM THE TABLE I AM THE ALBUM COVER
@beepbeep2446
8 жыл бұрын
Ayy Lulu
@donotcallmeahipster
8 жыл бұрын
It's an abstract representation of Fantano.
@csm.andrew
8 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@thebetbetunderground9548
8 жыл бұрын
ALBUMTHONY COVERTANO
@guanfee50
8 жыл бұрын
You should review an album
@janecadman3701
8 жыл бұрын
haha
@Roricsseal
8 жыл бұрын
The Las Vegas Story, by The Gun Club?
@AndyYumYum
8 жыл бұрын
He should review a meme LOL
@rashotcake6945
8 жыл бұрын
I feel like if an album is noise rock, it has like a 90% of getting an 8 or higher
@ShinzoGabe
8 жыл бұрын
if it has an incoherent tempo, u better believe this wacko will give it a thumbs up
@nsablue8
8 жыл бұрын
>implying this album is anything more than influenced by noise rock
@dalaranman
8 жыл бұрын
Considering scores are based on Melon's personal opinions, wouldn't it make sense for him to rate music from one of his favourite genres highly?
@Lomaxxx53
8 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily, I really like math rock but there's bands or records that just sound bland even when they fit the genre.
@ANDR3alfaro
8 жыл бұрын
Id say the same for Jazz rap and concious hip hop, but MIA's new album would contradict that point.
@usernameof5
8 жыл бұрын
2016: 10 - 0 9 - 4 (Bowie, Xiu Xiu, Death Grips, Swans) 8 - 38 7 - 36 6 - 28 5 - 20 4 - 15 3 - 7 2 - 3 (Star Wars Head Space, Spark Master Tape, A$AP Ferg) 1 - 0 0 - 0 whitegirlturnupmusic - 1 (Post Malone) NOT GOOD - 5 (Desiigner, blink-182, Savage and Metro Boomin, Skillet, Trisha Paytas)
@rashotcake6945
8 жыл бұрын
That moment when Anthony has given more 8s than anything else. Holy fuck
@rockkiller124
8 жыл бұрын
I have a strong to light 9 feeling that he will not give 10 this year
@SM-qe4wd
8 жыл бұрын
thanks for this!
@benaaronmusic
8 жыл бұрын
Great Job!
@Trynottoblink
8 жыл бұрын
Nice. Can someone calculate mean and standard deviation from this? I would but I'm too lazy.
@Komnen0s
8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, 'Preoccupations' sounds so lame. 'Vietcong' was a punk-as-fuck name and they changed it for no reason.
@plushmeth
8 жыл бұрын
preoccupations seems wallflowery to me, which i think is appropriate.
@plushmeth
8 жыл бұрын
they actually changed it because they were not getting gigs because of it apparently
@8bitDude0
8 жыл бұрын
Punk as fuck lol cringe
@BrazillianFOsho
8 жыл бұрын
i like preoccupations its more post punky
@SGlongboard
8 жыл бұрын
it wasnt "punk as fuck" it was racist as fuck. Sick 4 white dudes wanna call themselves Viet Cong cus they think it sounds badass without realizing the horror and suffering brought upon Vietnamese people by that name. Its like some idiot college kids thinking they would be edgy by naming their band "Apartheid" or "Gestapo."
@Northsyde21
8 жыл бұрын
REVIEW THE HEALING COMPONENT MELON HEAD
@veryhotflame2022
8 жыл бұрын
my dude it just came out give him time we all know he'll review it
@janecadman3701
8 жыл бұрын
haha
@sanderallstar6765
8 жыл бұрын
2016: 10 - 0 9 - 4 (Bowie, Xiu Xiu, Death Grips, Swans) 8 - 11,465 7 - 36 6 - 28 5 - 20 4 - 15 3 - 7 2 - 3 (Star Wars Head Space, Spark Master Tape, A$AP Ferg) 1 - 0 0 - 0 whitegirlturnupmusic - 1 (Post Malone) NOT GOOD - 5 (Desiigner, blink-182, Savage and Metro Boomin, Skillet, Trisha Paytas)
@11LuStar
8 жыл бұрын
Too fucking accurate
@llokemanll
8 жыл бұрын
11,465???? [I now see the joke]
@MinersAndFighters
8 жыл бұрын
Three 8's in a row??? Softhany softano
@GayMafia97
8 жыл бұрын
why does Antony have this strange thing under his nose ?
@CashewChestnuts
8 жыл бұрын
vegan
@blobmarlis6180
8 жыл бұрын
You mean his inverted smokestack mustache?
@MugenDad
8 жыл бұрын
a philtrum?
@jacobclark5048
8 жыл бұрын
looks like he glued pepper all over his upper lip. 6/10 tbh.
@Epsteindidinfactkillhimself
8 жыл бұрын
explain this meme to me
@davida1165
8 жыл бұрын
MY NIGGA CAL!
@Ahmad-hy6pc
8 жыл бұрын
it's been a long time since we last saw him
@CashewChestnuts
8 жыл бұрын
hi
@primetime_al822
8 жыл бұрын
I look how you took the time to post this comment everywhere, but you couldn't be fucked to spell "waluigi" right.
@cronggamer3067
7 жыл бұрын
This is a really nice album. I'll give it a solid 9/10.
@Hardbody94
8 жыл бұрын
This album is great. Definitely influence by Bauhaus.
@Quebedify
8 жыл бұрын
the album cover looks like anthony.
@chocolatebarr7504
8 жыл бұрын
You should review that one album that goes boo boo bee boop. bee. boop? BOO BOO BOP!
@janecadman3701
8 жыл бұрын
haha
@wario_andretti
8 жыл бұрын
yeh fuck like 4 fucking months & not even one FIFTH of an autechre review????? smdh, oingthony boingtano
@seancrawford4786
8 жыл бұрын
He said he liked new Death Grips
@chocolatebarr7504
8 жыл бұрын
Sean Crawford Hey, you're the new Death Grips, man!
@ComedicPause
8 жыл бұрын
We don't want anyone to think Anthony is a robot
@louie1443
8 жыл бұрын
holy shit. last time i was this quick I had to pay child support
@hc0nv454
8 жыл бұрын
It was a day like any other. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his shirt off for the day. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work. But all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window. “I wonder who that could be…?” Anthony wondered. He slowly opened the door. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride. Or as his friends call him, Stefan. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said, “H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…” Now, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools. Anthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you. What band again? Deaf grapes or something?” “N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride. Anthony laughed. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…” He led MC Ride to his back yard. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him. He wondered if he liked what he saw. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed. “He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony. On the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a beer. “Hey man, want to have a beer? You seem like a cool dude.” “Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick beer wouldn’t hurt I guess.” Mumbled Ride. At first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music. They were soon off on a riveting conversation. After a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips. I’m pretty much your biggest fan.” “Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too. I watch almost all of your video reviews. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan.” Anthony then did something very risky. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together. “Can Andy and Zach wait?” asked Anthony. Ride’s response was to continue kissing him. They made out like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, kissing his beautiful chest on the way down. “Please” whispered Anthony. MC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts. Anthony’s rock hard penis sprang up, and MC Ride started sucking it off. It was the best blowjob of Anthony’s life. Far better than any blowjob his girlfriend had ever given him. The way Stefan’s tongue moved… it was amazing. “Ohhhh Stefan… I think I want you to do the nasty in my taxi!” yelled Anthony. “I AM THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP” replied MC Ride as he took Anthony’s cock out of his mouth. Anthony bent over on the couch, and got on his knees. Ride undid his all-black jeans, and revealed his lengthy penis. He started to put his throbbing penis into Anthony’s butt, when all of a sudden, “IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YUUHHHH!!!!!” “Oh my God!!” screamed Anthony. “You get-get-get-get got-got-got-got it in!” MC Ride wasn’t a tender lover. He pumped and pumped until finally, in euphoria, he came inside of Anthony’s butt. He withdrew, exhausted, and laid down next to Anthony, who had reached orgasm as well. “H-how was it?” Asked Stefan. “you’re good…” Whispered Anthony. “I liked your lovemaking. I would give you a strong six, light seven.”
@ok-nu5cf
8 жыл бұрын
You're giving 8's left and right
@brettnovelli2857
8 жыл бұрын
or maybe these are good albums
@demo9750
8 жыл бұрын
walugi
@ok-nu5cf
8 жыл бұрын
good point
@googie182
5 жыл бұрын
anyone else hear a bit of Nico in the lead singer, I saw an interview where he said he loved nico and it makes sense nowwwww
@feverray8307
8 жыл бұрын
Thank you Anthony, for getting me into this band with their album from last year!
@mildmagician2764
8 жыл бұрын
8thony out of tentano
@Joseph-om5ej
8 жыл бұрын
Is He Just Giving Out 8s Blindly Now?
@Arian545
8 жыл бұрын
Mostly because those albums have actually been good, why should he give 8s out to trash?
@LfunkeyA
8 жыл бұрын
no, he's giving them out not blindly
@Cooler72222
8 жыл бұрын
+Subarctic Paradise. Antnee Antnee Antnee Keeps Giving good albums good reviews Giving good albums good reviews Giving good albums good reviews GIVING GOOD ALBUMS GOOD REVIEWWWWS
@SirChadofWick
8 жыл бұрын
Blind melon head
@DidsGaming
8 жыл бұрын
Ought's "Sun Coming Down" in the back -.------------------
@XxbelligerentxX
8 жыл бұрын
WHEN ARE YOU PAINTING YOUR FUCKING WALL?
@scentability0129
8 жыл бұрын
An 8 is a pretty high score for something that Anthony can't seem to keep from curling his lip back in disgust when discussing it, as if someone laid a plate of his least favorite food in front of him. "purposely emotionally obscure"... sounds like a real winner.
@dracometeorkid
8 жыл бұрын
.
@Trynottoblink
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah I liked this album but it's weird Anthony rated it so highly given the near-ambivalence toward it expressed in his review.
@bkneezy
8 жыл бұрын
I think we've found Antony's taste in music.
@vincenzozucchero8322
8 жыл бұрын
Posthony Punktano
@garrettbridges7866
8 жыл бұрын
Everything gets an 8-tano here
@janecadman3701
8 жыл бұрын
haha
@cometcourse381
8 жыл бұрын
Giving out so many 8's really devalues that rating.
@epicmemes1119
8 жыл бұрын
Well with so many good albums coming out it's not surprising.
@Nickelicious7
8 жыл бұрын
He's being honest with how he feels though
@joereitan
8 жыл бұрын
8 is like a B+ 8 shouldnt feel so average
@Tenebyss
8 жыл бұрын
He's either being too negative or too positive. Fucking nothing is good enough for you guys
@joereitan
8 жыл бұрын
Tenebyss but i need someone to tell me what my opinion is!
@Habbidabs9696
8 жыл бұрын
Fantano, I really appreciate your channel. I've discovered so much new music over the years because of you, real music which makes you feel. Keep up the good work!
@noithasnt1
8 жыл бұрын
i mix John maus with occupations, ariel pink, parquet courts, and a little white lung.
@maximosmagyar9653
8 жыл бұрын
Cal getting Triggered is making me happy.
@FedericoBalducci
8 жыл бұрын
An 8 score for a great record + a Cal appearance = tanowin #forever
@Mr02213
8 жыл бұрын
mick jenkins!! mick jenkins!!
@PhantomBunny888
8 жыл бұрын
I totally get what you mean with 'Fever'; it comes right out of left field and I love it. That melody is gonna be stuck in my head for days. Hope I can catch these guys live sometime.
@suddenlysaber
8 жыл бұрын
Ty Dolla's ablum just dropped review that shit fam
@diepersona
8 жыл бұрын
Tomppabeats - Harbor LP.. do it already
@TheKevlar4
8 жыл бұрын
You know it's a great month when Fucktano gives this many 8's
@hermankrandall6660
8 жыл бұрын
hey, you should review the new Preoccupations album! it's a very eccentric album with a darker sound than usual. i feel a strong 7 to a light 8 with the album myself; you should check it out!
@Metalmara
8 жыл бұрын
Please make a classic review of Günther - Pleasureman
@Ahmad-hy6pc
8 жыл бұрын
please make a classic review of the Armenian genocide
@Metalmara
8 жыл бұрын
Why make a classic review of something that didn't happen.
@Metalmara
8 жыл бұрын
I love system of a down.. syndrome xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@Ahmad-hy6pc
8 жыл бұрын
Junk Ogre waaaaat
@Huedtunes
8 жыл бұрын
pls review runescape 2's theme music
@jackjackson7537
8 жыл бұрын
Review Every Time I Die's new album you melon
@LexiTheeLeo
8 жыл бұрын
Review Mykki Blanco's new debut album 'MYKKI'
@sinkbeforeiswim
8 жыл бұрын
Review Requests: Trap Them - Feral Crown Neurosis - Fire Within Fires Warpaint - Heads Up Helms Alee - Stillicide Oathbreaker - Rhiea ( When it Comes out)
@mushroomjesus2068
8 жыл бұрын
This album is amazing! I saw them at FYF and I can't express how good they were live. Might be one of my favorites of the year.
@jamiecal11
8 жыл бұрын
I knew there'd be a triggered joke at the start. Anthony was upset by the name change, yet he calls others triggered. You can't have a balanced, calm discussion about inclusivity these days without someone screaming 'triggerrrred'.
@prettybarf
8 жыл бұрын
It's a fucking joke jfc calm down
@jamiecal11
8 жыл бұрын
+prettybarf err, cool. That whole 'it's just satire, bro!' line is a cop out, though. It's not like he hasn't gone ape shit over the name change before either. Telling me to calm down after I make one observation about the use of triggered proves my last point above.
@AlexandreDuqueque
8 жыл бұрын
its just a joke nigga
@danstone9039
8 жыл бұрын
But if someone is easily offended by something, and then someone calls them out on it, as Antony did, and THEN someone else is offended by the call-out that the second person made, as you are, then doesn't that make YOU the most easily offended? Just as a hypothetical? The whole 'people who say triggered are the ones who are too easily offended' shtick is kind of just faulty circular logic isn't it?
@JacksonKillroy
8 жыл бұрын
the name change and the reasons behind it were ridiculous and absurd.
@wthomas1995
8 жыл бұрын
Mick Jenkins, The Healing Component
@CashewChestnuts
8 жыл бұрын
ur name triggeres antnee! change it 2 *melony chintano*
@XBlueM0ndayX
8 жыл бұрын
Tell Cal to start selling his beautiful portraits
@sigmaslash5
8 жыл бұрын
Never heard a triggered joke before this video actually
@Trynottoblink
8 жыл бұрын
I need to listen to more post-punk because I love this band and Women. I've listened to Joy Division, Bauhaus, and some of the Chameleons. Where do I go from there?
@craftmeister
8 жыл бұрын
2 many 8's recently, Fantano ain't strict enough, huh
@pullupthen5073
8 жыл бұрын
Between this and THC, this was a great week for music. Two of my top albums of the year so far
@jaidsalgado
8 жыл бұрын
Yo everyone here, chill out with the "THE HEALING COMPNENT ANTNEE" He's gonna do it without a doubt.
@manutdtreble7
8 жыл бұрын
A Corpse Wired For Sound!
@CynicalBastard
7 жыл бұрын
i really liked it. it's almost 80's.
@ItsCaptainPotato
6 жыл бұрын
Heard these guys live. Loudest band ive ever heard, I walked outside afterwards and was completely deaf for a minute or two.
@epicrapbattlesofherstory
8 жыл бұрын
I can't believe a grown man in 2016 just made a "triggered" joke
@MegaToxic3
8 жыл бұрын
Are you gonna do Against Me's Shape Shift with Me. I know it was pretty awful, but I'm interested what you have to say.
@cactaceous
8 жыл бұрын
Been listening to this for a month straight. Enjoying it more than expected. Good stuff.
@gorbythechef
8 жыл бұрын
Every review recently has been super positive, you've gone soft melon boy
@louismvega
7 жыл бұрын
The Band Formally known as Vietcong
@Crapoop765
8 жыл бұрын
is it here already? fuck yes
@newenglisharchitecture1012
8 жыл бұрын
Never seen that version of the album cover of 'Architecture and Morality' before.
@nop7068
8 жыл бұрын
Review Tedy Andreas - Mad Illusions
@officialrohinmusic
8 жыл бұрын
Review the new single 'Starboy' by The Weeknd (ft. Daft Punk)
@reubentasker
8 жыл бұрын
there will never be another Public Strain
@audrasupernova
8 жыл бұрын
it's finally here. I'm moist.
@1gnore_me.
8 жыл бұрын
that is the most stereotypical indie/retro album cover I've ever seen
@charmicarmicat2981
8 жыл бұрын
Fires Within Fires by Neurosis
@christopherbazaka1564
8 жыл бұрын
you MUST explain that thumbnail! A positive review but the thumbnail looks bad
@ocalaballa
8 жыл бұрын
Damn Melonhead is more liberal with his scores than Pitchfork now
@J.5.M.
8 жыл бұрын
The Healing Component!
@xzorter13
8 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear your opinions on Natural Causes - Skylar Grey
@JENNYD3ATH
8 жыл бұрын
Review Knocked Loose's new album
@KxYxS666
8 жыл бұрын
or expire or even turnstile
@Snowking587
8 жыл бұрын
SUN COMING DOWN
@Mithicus
8 жыл бұрын
Anthony you should realy check out the band CHON ,and give us a review of their latest album. Great musicianship, indie - prog
@natsmith8579
8 жыл бұрын
Review the new Mick Jenkins or Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam next
@yourlocalnimrod9249
8 жыл бұрын
Can u review Sons of Texas - Baptized in the Rio Grande? It came out in July I think, but I think it's a pretty cool album.
@n7275
8 жыл бұрын
Winter's Gate Next?
@timrattray
8 жыл бұрын
Huh, I felt like this was a massive disappointment after Viet Cong. Sounded like The Killers if they decided they wanted to be an artsy indie rock band. To each his own though.
@zeldax1000
8 жыл бұрын
Mick Jenkins dropped an album get on it you nerd!!!
@rederickelliott
8 жыл бұрын
Although the album went a bunch of places it seems to be their most complete feeling album so far. I think they are approaching quite the amazing album in the near future. my only issue I had was on forbidden when it cuts out. they do amazing songs that start low-fi and soft and then burst out into loud and hard rock. I wanted forbidden to be one of those songs ;)
@NoahWadsworth
8 жыл бұрын
amazing review fantonio
@ageispolis6960
8 жыл бұрын
8thony 8tano
@generalkenobi6869
8 жыл бұрын
Review every time I die's new album, "Low Teens". It's a rager 😩😩😩😩😩😩
@mariusheimisson3432
8 жыл бұрын
I'm still mad about the name change
@hoomanmoshrefzadeh3222
8 жыл бұрын
+theneedledrop I had a question, I'm a 13 year old and I'm looking to release an album, and I was Wondering, would you give me feedback on it
@SwampyWilkinson
8 жыл бұрын
Listen Egg Boy, You're Wrong All The Time.
@neversleepsneversleeps582
8 жыл бұрын
It should be a 9 .... Review Neurosis - fires within fires
@okagron
8 жыл бұрын
0:23 This made me laugh for a while for some reason.
@MrBeastknows
8 жыл бұрын
review mick jenkins
@kellensweet
8 жыл бұрын
EVERY TIME I DIE LOW TEENS ALBUM REVIEW NEXT
@mxrultra
8 жыл бұрын
You extra late on reviewing this...
@KonradUberstorff
8 жыл бұрын
Hamilton+Rostam
@11LuStar
8 жыл бұрын
Where's that Corey Feldman review lil homie ??
@grahamkristensen9301
8 жыл бұрын
Review the Giraffe Tongue Orchestra album.
@darrenideson3499
8 жыл бұрын
hi antony any chance you could do a piece on home videos last full album. it would be interesting to hear your thoughts.
@iksnorwag7632
8 жыл бұрын
surprised you didn't mention the song 'fever'. fukcing loved that song
@MarshallMathers3000
8 жыл бұрын
He did though
@oOShutts97
7 жыл бұрын
iksnorwag he did lol
@Bongo347
8 жыл бұрын
So is the new swain album gonna be on why you no review?
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