My favorite: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful - and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people - and neither do we.”
@skoll_2024
3 жыл бұрын
There’s “Freudian slips” and then there was this cherry. Like he just left a netting with Cheney and dad.
@shieh.4743
3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@cmj199318
3 жыл бұрын
Truth slips out
@bZgtHeSTD
2 жыл бұрын
I guess that's the problem
@joolsmacgrools1288
2 жыл бұрын
It's Tragic by No Use For A Name used this exact quote. Great song, great band. I didn't like Bush when I was growing up, but in hindsight I think he was largely just a clueless, jovial puppet. But he had a thick skin, and he wasn't an unfeeling bastard, so he's got my respect in a sense. I'd still have a beer with him.
@lorrainea4185
3 жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn’t use the quote “ Most of our imports come from other countries” Lol
@pepperpepperpepper
3 жыл бұрын
Did he do "mission accomplished?" I couldn't watch it.
@Fragenzeichenplatte
3 жыл бұрын
Surprised they didn't use the quote about how there are definitely WMD in Iraq and that we need to invade.
@lorrainea4185
3 жыл бұрын
@@Fragenzeichenplatte Because it’s not funny.
@diegus012
2 жыл бұрын
He had a face like he still doesn’t know what’s wrong with the he/her reading phrase. Serious…
@jayamarillo628
2 жыл бұрын
*m o s t ?*
@lennon6235
2 жыл бұрын
my favorite bushism was when he lied about weapons of mass destruction and started a never ending war haha that one was so funny
@arthas640
2 жыл бұрын
It's a proud american tradition. FDR smuggled weapons into europe and lied about it, then claimed that when the Germans sank the Lusitiania they were attacking a civilian target when FDR and american allies kept using civilians as meat shields when sending cargo, then FDR used that sinking as justification to go to war the American people had opposed. Kennedy tried to perpetrate a false flag operation to get the US involved in a war in cuba and tried to sweep it under the rug when it failed, backfired, and nearly caused WW3 (he gets a pass though since his assassination made him an icon in america, especially among liberals). LBJ fabricated the Gulf of Tonkin so he could ramp up the Vietnam war (previously an undeclared war for years). That's all without getting into the War of 1812, numerous banana republics and colonial wars that had justifications so paper thin they'd make bush blush, or the mexican American war. Bush just carried on the tradition set forth by his predecessors but we all pretend like hes the only one who did it since hes A: conservative and B: an unpopular Republican, even within the GOP. If only hed had the good sense of being a democrat, being more populist like Trump, or had the good sense to get assassinated hed be added to America's pantheon of hero worship like war hawks LBJ and Kennedy or if hed been better at scapegoating hed be worshiped like Trump
@afrosamuri05
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he wasn't the one pulling the strings, just a puppet dude.
@johnirby8847
2 жыл бұрын
@@afrosamuri05 yeah
@StatsCount
2 жыл бұрын
💀
@brremsilverte.9022
2 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 fdr wasn’t around when the Germans sank the Lusitania
@w5527
Жыл бұрын
Bush tolerating Kimmel is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while 😂
@n0denz
Жыл бұрын
Truly the kind of fortitude it takes to be President.
@n0denz
Жыл бұрын
@@AlbertZiegler069 Let me guess. You think the worst President was Trump. Worse than than Nixon? Warren G. Harding? Andrew Johnson? Jimmy Carter? Herbert Hoover? HW Bush? Woodrow Wilson? Come on now.
@chriswakefield9538
11 ай бұрын
Rattlehead!
@ThatColin
11 ай бұрын
@@n0denzyes. Jimmy Carter does not deserve to be on this list. He was handed some bad stuff that he couldn’t manage.
@philster6383
9 ай бұрын
OH YES trump is the WORST and he is still trying to destroy America@@n0denz
@cbalano
3 жыл бұрын
I remember there was a website back in the day. In an entry field you would write a normal sentence of your choice, then next to it there was a button labeled "Bushify". As you pressed the button, the words written became scrambled and mangled to form a sentence that president Bush could have said using those words - hilarious.
@JonahDominguez
2 жыл бұрын
i forgot about that
@ModernDayRenaissanceMan
Жыл бұрын
OMG thanks for reminding me about this
@MatthewChristianMurray
3 күн бұрын
Is that archived on Wayback?
@TheTeresamori
3 жыл бұрын
But he didn’t do the fool me once one. That my favorite
@foppishdilletaunt9911
3 жыл бұрын
Do you have a sister named Momenti ?
@darshin95
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t get fooled again
@chicodalianis8004
3 жыл бұрын
That’s because he’s from Texas... that saying was from Tennessee... well could be Texas
@toolrammsteindeftones
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite too. Still makes me laugh
@TheTeresamori
3 жыл бұрын
@@toolrammsteindeftones I say it all the time wrong and I quote him.
@ashums980
Жыл бұрын
I love how he can laugh at himself, he's hilarious.
@madianantar7842
Жыл бұрын
More like goofy
@bdixon1
11 ай бұрын
yeah war crime are very funny
@Ma1q444
11 ай бұрын
@@genb4374😂😂😂
@TrapperTales
10 ай бұрын
@@genb4374 I love how easy it is to spot stick in the mud always mad at life lefties who cant appreciate the ability to laugh at ones self, honestly comes off like a child folding his arm scowling. 🤣RENT FREE.
@lucasrichards7247
10 ай бұрын
@@TrapperTalesyea like I wasn’t fond of his presidency esp bc of the Iraq war but c’mon like ppl need to grow up
@cvdtzrn
3 жыл бұрын
Well, at least he has a sense of humor, unlike other war criminals.
@michaeloftaoism
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's weird how a country can pass a "law" to not be tried in the Hague... very convenient
@DrunkenSocrates
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeloftaoism yeah it’s funny how everyone treats a criminal like a hero
@phantommagnolia
3 жыл бұрын
like Obama?
@babarazamsucks
3 жыл бұрын
@@phantommagnolia No like Trump. Oh boo hoo. So expectant to see comments like this one just because their favorite President got called out or their favorite political party got called out.
@phantommagnolia
3 жыл бұрын
@@babarazamsucks ok what war did he start ? ☺
@junayedalam6383
3 жыл бұрын
"Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"
@SeeYouNextT
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao reminds me of “Thank you, Kanye. Very cool!”
@santividal9387
7 ай бұрын
I don't get how that's a Bushism. I mean, it might sound awkward but the phrase is not gramaticaly incorrect or with double meaning...
@MarkSmithhhh
5 ай бұрын
@santividal9387 it's like a nonchalant, sort of "unimpressed" way to address the pope
@yawningmarmot
27 күн бұрын
It sounds like something out of the Bill & Ted movie :D
@DMacy7
3 жыл бұрын
“One of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.” - Donald J. Trump
@oneminutemotivation2982
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I saw it live😂😂
@arcticxassassin6287
Жыл бұрын
Ain't no way 🤣
@becks_r
Жыл бұрын
ONE OF THE BEST
@arthas640
11 ай бұрын
Trump, Biden, and Bush have to be 3 of the least articulate presidents in living memory. They're all well educated men, Bush even went to Yale and Harvard, but they make so many gaffes they end up sounding like they're reading lines written by grade school children.
@3x157
3 ай бұрын
I can't laugh at anything Trump or Biden say, they don't even have comedic timing. Bush on the other hand is a master.
@totallyaccuratebotansimula9493
3 жыл бұрын
"humans and fish can coexist peacefully". Sounds like James Cameron's next Avatar movie underwater edition.
@Phomyath
3 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, I think so
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3 жыл бұрын
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@emachines3447
2 жыл бұрын
That’s not funny
@LittleMissV
2 жыл бұрын
You mean The Shape of Water? I mean, it’s not by James Cameron, but that’s kinda the premise… including a human and fish doing more than just coexisting, if you know what I mean
@allurahaddad2704
2 жыл бұрын
This aged so well
@darshin95
3 жыл бұрын
He’s legitimately so hilarious unintentionally
@soccerguy325
3 жыл бұрын
Seems to be a trend with Republican presidents.
@soccerguy325
3 жыл бұрын
@President-Caliph Dhuku How so? Also I was replying to the "unintentionally hilarious" comment, btw.
@soccerguy325
3 жыл бұрын
@President-Caliph Dhuku Drone program probably. But that's about it. No offense, but the fact that you think there was any kind of escalation of the Iraq war under Obama, or that the NSA spying program was a war crime, shows that you're pretty misinformed. I have a lot of disagreements with Obama's presidency but a lot of what you're saying just doesn't make sense.
@soccerguy325
3 жыл бұрын
@President-Caliph Dhuku You sound very disgruntled. I have a million problems with the Democrats. Never in a million years would I be under the impression that they are all righteous and perfect, certainly not their presidents. But I call things as I see them. I hate Obama's drone program, and I hate how he began funding the Saudi-led Yemeni intervention, especially considering how it opened the door for Trump to make it even worse. But there was nothing illegal about the war against ISIS, or the intervention in the Libyan civil war. There's absolutely zero evidence to indicate that the intervention is what caused the country's downward spiral. In case you've forgotten, Libya in great turmoil when we entered. That country was headed for either revolution or endless civil war one way or another. It was the fact that the US and NATO had zero exit plan, and basically just peaced out after Gaddafi died without doing jackshit to maintain the country's infrastructure which is why the country's an absolute mess right now. In case you haven't noticed, Syria is also in shambles - probably worse shape - but there was no intervention there. Again, I'll hold every president accountable for their bad actions. And Obama had plenty. But I'm not going to be misguided about it.
@TheCatWrangler
3 жыл бұрын
@President-Caliph Dhuku you sound exactly like my father. He has the exact same opinions, you guys would get along great, lol. I think I pretty much agree. But although they made horrible decisions while in office I think they were likely trying to do the right thing. Not that that excuses it at all, but neither bush nor obama/Biden are evil, ya know. At least not from what the public has seen.
@aidanjackson3885
3 жыл бұрын
"Thank You, Your Holiness, Awesome Speech"-my senior quote
@co2_os
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a native speaker, what's wrong with the quote?
@Jinkroll
2 жыл бұрын
@@co2_os there’s nothing wrong with the sentence, but it sounds funny
@rinleddy1082
Жыл бұрын
It's just the level of formality. The quote is extremely informal, the exchange would usually have a much higher level of formality, like "Thank you Your Holiness, we are honored." whereas "awesome speech" sounds like something you'd say to your buddy in a relaxed setting. Very harmlessly funny😂
@helena-mc85
5 күн бұрын
Heck, I love this - the Dalai Lama spoke at my graduation and I get the sentiment totally. Love it 🙂
@benzellfloyd9471
Жыл бұрын
Was not a fan of him as a President, but he seems like a wonderfully likable person. I would love to meet him one day.
@chrissteed8170
Жыл бұрын
I did meet him in July 2005.
@abusiddique7170
Жыл бұрын
Not even it was your mum or children that died
@SjaeDanmark
Жыл бұрын
@@abusiddique7170can you actually not be politicsbraines for 5 minutes
@creamydistortion
Жыл бұрын
Let's meet him at his execution... Oh that's right, the Americans will never take that responsibility.
@Mahi-nw5vh
Жыл бұрын
It's always nice to meet a mass murderer
@ronnyshama
3 жыл бұрын
"Fade into Bolivian" Hahahahaha that one got me the most😹
@lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro6881
3 жыл бұрын
It's a cocaine reference
@planetBheen
2 жыл бұрын
You’re easy to impress
@TonysMusic1974
3 ай бұрын
I knew that one right away
@MatthewChristianMurray
3 күн бұрын
Didn’t Mike Tyson say something similar?
@dayeeoliver
3 жыл бұрын
"Shoe me once, shoes on you. shoe me twice I'm keeping those shoes" Can someone tell me who said that?
@Novgord98
3 жыл бұрын
Will ferrel
@benriffle104
2 жыл бұрын
I shoe can't
@nevillemenezes2102
Жыл бұрын
Naw, the actual quote was: "Shoe my once, shoe on you; shoe me twice....I can't get shoe'd again"
@nathanielreichert4638
25 күн бұрын
Kanye 😂
@MatthewChristianMurray
3 күн бұрын
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.
@doughboy_503
2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: “Do you know they have a thing called Bushisms?” George: : “Umm, nah, ugh, yes” 😂🤣
@r.mcdonnell8614
Жыл бұрын
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test Love him or hate him, he's speaking straight facts
@bazingaShelly
11 ай бұрын
And that was BEFORE all this confusion with pronouns. His "gaffe" was prophetic, to some extent.
@arthas640
11 ай бұрын
No Child Left Behind has many issues but it did have some good ideas which were kept intact after Bush left office. It was at its most basic an attempt to set standards and basic metrics to measure education levels. There had been previous and similar programs under LBJ and Reagan since there were fears that education standards were too low and too poorly measured. Ironically the biggest issue after No Child Left Behind went into effect were schools manipulation the system to improve scores, which was the exact fear that had motivated programs like No Child Left Behind. Obama's improved Every Student Succeeds Act incorporated parts of No Child Left Behind since it actually had good motivation and some good ideas, and they fixed some of the flaws. I was in school when it first went into effect and not long after the size of my schools special ed class exploded and they started dumping kids with ADHD and similar issues, and even just normal underachievers into special ed alongside the kids with genuine mental disabilities, all likely done to keep those kids away from the standardized testing. It was kind of wild but i spent a little over a year in special ed because I had ADHD and only got out when it was proven that i was actually scoring above average in many areas, later found out they just assumed that my bad handwriting and constant fidgeting meant i was stupid.
@blah7983
9 ай бұрын
He was actually 100% right about the best methods to teach kids to read. “Balanced Literacy”, “Cueing method” and other ideas based off Mary Clay (well meaning, but very wrong) pushed by Lucy Caulkins basically promoted guessing over decoding phonetically. This makes kids look good in kindergarten, but fails them by late elementary. Bush’s program was against those methods, but he didn’t succeed.
@alexmaverick6647
3 жыл бұрын
You know, he may be a war criminal responsible for the death of millions, but he seems just so sweet and lovable.
@RabidCatGirl
2 жыл бұрын
dude right. its disgusting
@lizweber14
2 жыл бұрын
He's not a human he just played one on TV... Poorly
@Nightmate_1997
2 жыл бұрын
A man killed millions of people and orphaned millions of children is kind and lovable? Wow. Just wow.
@zandercerlong7238
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nightmate_1997 2 sides to every coin. If you knew nothing about the man he would in fact come off as lovable. He was very nice in this clip PERIOD that is indisputable. And yet he was a shitty president
@bestialinvasion667
2 жыл бұрын
What an ignorant comment to make. Adorable war criminal. Pfft
@Anthony-hu3rj
3 жыл бұрын
America has fallen so low. Bush was our first idiot president, but compared to Trump he's a fun-loving genius.
@Boddah.
3 жыл бұрын
He's not. He's also a war criminal like Trump.
@krislyons2793
3 жыл бұрын
The damage he caused with the Iraq War is way worse than anything Trump did.
@spateri728
3 жыл бұрын
@@krislyons2793 Well at least that was overseas but a lot of countries were involved. President doesn't just decide to invade a country by himself. Plenty of the elected officials that voted for it are still in power. Nobody talks about them. Trump and his buddies has divided the US and shall I go on? Its not looking good for the USA.
@BrianThompson-dj2sq
3 жыл бұрын
@@spateri728 ye never stop mentioning all the bad things trump did
@clintmosley4393
3 жыл бұрын
@@spateri728 I'm glade Trump came in like a bull in a china shop. It cracked the glass castle, the democrats and rinos had built.
@Mediaright
3 жыл бұрын
John Oliver: "This adorable human-rights violation."
@thebigpicture2032
3 жыл бұрын
He killed 100,000 actual terrorists and 700,000 potential terrorists (paraphrasing Erran Morad).
@sejembalm
3 жыл бұрын
@@thebigpicture2032 Sure. That's like saying Skynet killed three billion potential terrorists.
@kristicaexoticawu5060
3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how this man is still being respected when he literally started a war that killed innocents just for some oil and to preserve his ego . I can't even look at him without my blood boiling . The people of Iraq deserves an apology
@amp1ify
3 жыл бұрын
He had an event on sept 19, 2021, a veteran stood up and demanded an apology for atrocities he commited until he was kicked out. :(
@daebak7370
2 жыл бұрын
"Our disinformation program will be complete when everything the american public believes is a lie"-William Casey, former director of cia. Military checkpoints will be set up on us interstates for covid vaccination certification. Camps will be activated. Police state/genocide is coming. New world order led by obama and pope francis is coming. Jesus christ is coming back for the rapture. Get ready. Dont believe the coming ufo alien abduction narrative
@lizweber14
2 жыл бұрын
@@daebak7370 you had me in the first half.
@AlexKomnenos
2 жыл бұрын
Kimmel willl do anything do viewers
@superbinks1
2 жыл бұрын
Bush didn't do that, Cheney did
@mrfayetteville91
2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel and George are good people that we should totally trust 🤣 they definitely have our best interests at heart
@Tohdette
2 жыл бұрын
You are kidding, right? You have to be kidding...if you are, that's a nice one, but couldn't tell that you are being sarcastic from the way you wrote it.
@xTruncz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tohdette he is kidding
@michelleper5065
2 жыл бұрын
Kimmel was alwaya a nobody but he soldout the right way @the right age and got the "success" he wanted, OFC by then TV did not matter anymore since no one watched lol
@karensmiles7463
2 жыл бұрын
🤢
@johnorson6907
2 жыл бұрын
I hope to god that you’re being sarcastic
@hellobello8913
3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see he has a sense of humor about himself.
@possession2
3 жыл бұрын
Hes a war criminal, he should be in prison but at least he can laugh at himself
@RareHarmony
3 жыл бұрын
@@possession2 You could say that about plenty of presidents and presidential candidates, but money talks. But he can laugh at himself, as you both have said, so there is that.
@spateri728
3 жыл бұрын
@@possession2 Ahhh. You do realise how decisions are made in government. Like every government. I'll agree with the war in Iraq under false pretences but is that really just his decision?
@aproxamillionwasps474
3 жыл бұрын
@@spateri728 he was the commander in chief, he was responsible for those decisions.
@thefourshowflip
3 жыл бұрын
“I couldn’t say nuculur” whilst still mispronouncing nuclear 🤣
@donbeck8835
29 күн бұрын
I'm no Republican, but compared to Trump, Bush is far likable.
@mc5967
12 күн бұрын
Except he killed a million people
@villainousarc
3 күн бұрын
You sure about that? 9/11, the war in Iraq, the 2008 stock crash... I don’t know about that.
@donbeck8835
2 күн бұрын
@@villainousarc I'm talking about personality, but don't forget the economy crashed under Trump as well. George Bush actually had very little to do with the 2008 crash.
@villainousarc
Күн бұрын
@@donbeck8835 Bush Jr. was president during the 2008 crash. Trump’s economy isn’t that bad compared to Biden’s economy, which has increased food, rent, house prices, etc. If you’re thinking about voting Kamala, remember that she was the actual person in charge during the Biden administration.
@villainousarc
14 сағат бұрын
@@donbeck8835 What makes you like Bush more than Trump? I get the personality thing, but in terms of presidency, Bush was a weak president, letting disaster after disaster slip under his administration.
@barrywalls7175
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Trump laughing at himself like this........neither can I!
@jacobs5057
2 жыл бұрын
damn n****a you gonna start sending invoices for rent cause he living in your head?
@JC-sf6sf
Жыл бұрын
Bush is a war criminal, Trump is not
@creamydistortion
Жыл бұрын
Cokehead
@davids.3584
11 ай бұрын
You clearly haven't seen the skits Trump did with Fallon where he talked to himself in a mirror. It's more of him being able to poke fun of himself than this video
@chrissteed8170
Жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy’s response of, “Except for sharks.” Fluency in English is still a Bushism. I love the Yogi Berra quote.
@bazingaShelly
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, Jimmy knows , especially when it comes to sharks: The International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW) estimates that up to 273 million sharks are killed each year. (the commercial fishing kills over 100 million sharks annually.) There are over 500 species of sharks in the ocean, and some of their populations are declining by as much as 99%.
@weezersthebluealbum9479
3 жыл бұрын
A million dead Iraqis and this man has the nerve to show his face on TV? He should be shamed out of all forms of public life for his crimes.
@user-oi6ec8ge4c
2 жыл бұрын
And they wonder why terr0rism exists… you can’t make the world face such extreme injustice, let them get away with it, then cry and complain when vigilantes try to take justice in their own hands.
@sandorclegane3658
2 жыл бұрын
The U.S government is the problem. Not the temporary tools.
@damirko06
3 жыл бұрын
shoe dodging...priceless 🤣
@Fragenzeichenplatte
3 жыл бұрын
Men being tortured and women and children not dodging bullets and rockets.... also priceless 🤣🤣
@BUMWRECK3R
3 жыл бұрын
I mean if you forget the fact he blatantly started wars that went on for decades for money, he actually seems like a likable guy..
@mariemoran2164
3 жыл бұрын
yeah... im conflicted.
@AdilAmeerPutin
3 жыл бұрын
I abhor how mainstream media has restored Bush's reputation after he exited as one of the most unpopular presidents. Let's get this straight, Bush and Cheney are war criminals, they started offensive wars against countries. Yes, even the Afghan war was an offensive war considering an insignificant terrorist group provoked the US and the US acted exactly as Al Qaeda had hoped it would. It started a war that resulted in hundreds and thousands of deaths in Afghanistan and neighbouring countries, something that Alqaeda could have only dreamed to do on its own. There is no justification for the Iraq war whatsoever as it was a war for oil, and even the strongest justification of the afghan war assumes that American lives are worth more than the lives of mostly brown people that were lost in the war.
@machomusclevegas
3 жыл бұрын
@@AdilAmeerPutin But since the day World War II ended that's what the corporate media has been assigned to do: entertain us with bread & circuses & personality politics (the hub-bub of one tweedle-dee dipshit president versus the other guy) while the MIC enjoys its global playground of American hegemony & genocide. Gosh though but aren't Facebook & Netflix fun, as distractions.. A former president war criminal yukking it up with Jimmy .. Viewers, the following program is brought to you in living color ! (your Lockheed Martin daily stock quote in black & white)
@S1L3NTG4M3R
3 жыл бұрын
"blatantly started wars..." oh, I forget... September what? 2001...
@AdilAmeerPutin
3 жыл бұрын
@@S1L3NTG4M3R And how has the war fixed anything? 20 years, $2 trillion, and a huge number of deaths later, US may still be leaving Afghanistan in the hands of Taliban. Countries shouldn't act like hotheaded cavemen where they start bigger fights and inflict much more damage to themselves and others only for the sake of taking revenge.
Bush, Mike Tyson & Christopher Walken should do a movie together. It would be so unintentionally hilarious
@MatthewChristianMurray
3 күн бұрын
Cameos from Will Ferrell as an impersonator and Dana Carvey as a Bush Sr. impersanator. They can go on a road trip trying to track down the impersonators who are…I dunno, doing something they shouldn’t.
@Jayzone702
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s able to laugh at himself. Says a lot about him
@culwin
3 жыл бұрын
That he's a war criminal who doesn't care?
@VaderBrix
3 жыл бұрын
@@culwin No. An funny old guy who's out of the presidency, so stop hating on him.
@culwin
3 жыл бұрын
@@VaderBrix No, a war monger and war criminal. So stop defending him. Get some humanity and ethics. Try to fake it, at least, bro.
@averageytwatcher2060
3 жыл бұрын
@@culwin if we criticized every president over being a war monger/criminal, then every single modern president would be considered one.
@culwin
3 жыл бұрын
@@averageytwatcher2060 Every Republican president would be considered one.
@ryanpyle9822
3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait until you have Trump on in 2032 and you can normalize him to.
@rickiesanders453
3 жыл бұрын
Trumps in his 70's and about 80 pounds overweight. If we're lucky heart disease will take him before then.
@s_hrndz0119
2 жыл бұрын
Trump 2024
@NevadaBoss
3 жыл бұрын
""Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."" GW Bush 2003 True dat.
@NiVi192
3 жыл бұрын
" ...And my guess is that Laura had done that before?" - Exactly. 🤣🤣🤣
@alianofann
3 жыл бұрын
He's laughing and dancing on the graves of milion of people.
@ashm7922
3 жыл бұрын
So is Clinton, Biden, Obama, and everyone else who voted for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars in the Senate and in Congress. So is Donald Trump for killing half-a-million Americans. You can literally play this game all day long with any president or politician. What's your point?
@user-zg7lh5cz1d
3 жыл бұрын
@@ashm7922 his point is we shouldn’t have war criminals on talk shows !!
@alianofann
3 жыл бұрын
one less war criminal is better than one more. We should condemn them for their hideous crimes for the rest of their lives instead of laughing and cheering them on like this.
@sanhitgutta32
3 жыл бұрын
Every president is a war criminal if you think about it, it’s not that he’s a bad guy he just made the decisions he believed were right. I’m not saying he was right, but that he gets a lot of flack for stuff every other president has done
@maryconn1
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he was conned into it by Cheney you have to at least acknowledge that
@StoneBubbles
3 жыл бұрын
“They misunderestimated me.”
@alwillk
Ай бұрын
“Strateagery.”
@mohammedhardi7891
3 жыл бұрын
Bush's laughter makes me laugh
@Muleek.420
2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment like yours 🤣🤣😂
@braydenwhite9537
3 жыл бұрын
A truly evil coward. Shame on Jimmy for this rehabilitation job.
@obama9535
6 ай бұрын
I wonder if “weapons of mass destruction” was just another goofy “Bushism”
@bluesboy54321
3 жыл бұрын
'The trouble with the French is, they don't have a word for entrepreneur' G W Bush.
@BoredDan7
Жыл бұрын
That one appears not to be something he actually said. At the very least there isn't reliable evidence.
@michaelreale3647
2 жыл бұрын
Bush seems like a blast to hang out with😂
@lisar3944
Жыл бұрын
indeed. It's a large part of the reason he got elected in the first place. Sad that so many people chose a president based on the idea that they'd love to have a beer with him.
@SammyissobabyandforWHAT
Жыл бұрын
yeah, you can plan on attacking another innocent country together!!!!!!!!!
@MatthewChristianMurray
3 күн бұрын
@@lisar3944 - particularly given that he is an admitted alcoholic who hasn’t had a drink since the ‘80s. Like, you may WANT to have a beer with him, but that won’t happen no matter who you are.
Hey, remember how funny it was when he started a fake war to steal oil, and enrich all his buddies? Remember how funny it was when all those troops... on both sides.. died needlessly? What a funny guy.
@Schmidtelpunkt
3 жыл бұрын
Not to forget how it destabilized the whole region with several civil wars being the consequence... man, but what a funny guy, haha. At least that shows where the USA truely stand, morally.
@maryconn1
3 жыл бұрын
He was conned into it by Cheney though
@MatthewSmith001
3 жыл бұрын
I loved Oliver Stone's "W." Really painted Bush as the party boy he once was.
@alwillk
Ай бұрын
Bill Clinton said Bush liked the movie.
@RealJasonBehrens
Жыл бұрын
My favorite Bushism: "Those weapons of mass destruction have gotta be around here somewhere. No, no weapons over here"
@GameyRaccoon
4 ай бұрын
get over it
@tylerstooksbury3050
Ай бұрын
George Bush is a real life Will Ferrell character.
@liandre9035
Жыл бұрын
why exactly does kimmel invite this warmonger to the show?
@fromthebackseat4865
11 ай бұрын
Aww because this war criminal is cute and held the prestigious office with decorum when he illegally started that war and recked havoc on an entire nation and its people. Aww look at him painting doesn’t it just make you miss the old days when all you had to worry about was which rotating villian would be on the end of the American war machine next?
@fromthebackseat4865
11 ай бұрын
Also because Kimmel is a hypocrite who believes in nothing.
@liandre9035
11 ай бұрын
@@fromthebackseat4865 summs it up pretty well. I wont watch kimmel anymore honestly.
@TheGordohhh
3 жыл бұрын
Class act for someone I thought was the stupidest POTUS ever until.......Just imagine the reactions from Trump, if ever confronted with Trumpisms. He'd blow a gasket. Cheers from Canada
@harrison85
3 жыл бұрын
Bush is a kinder man but I feel like he’s about the same as trump in terms of potus. Bush’s Iraq war killed copious innocent civilians, American and Iraqi, not to mention the destruction of infrastructure. Middle East destruction was continued by Obama and Trump. However, Trump’s open tendencies towards anti-democracy and his handling of covid 19 throws him quite down there in the presidential ladder.
@harrison85
3 жыл бұрын
However, cheers from the US. It’s a rough old world out there but you seem lovely, have a good night.
@aishaladha402
3 жыл бұрын
@@harrison85 he a genocidal murderer
@uTubeNoITube
2 жыл бұрын
True, this guy was the stupidest potus. Until Biden. Ugh.
@user-nu1po5on1g
2 жыл бұрын
I can promise you, as an American, that George W. Bush is still THE worst president of the new millennium. If we're going to talk about... well, anything really... Trump outperforms Bush. I actually tout Trump or Obama as the best presidents of the new millennium (which one you list as first depends entirely on your political leanings). Biden seems to be really trying to dethrone Bush, and those on the right would probably try to say that Biden is worse, but I disagree. But I guess we still have (maybe) 2 more years to see how he does.
@jasontheworldisyours
3 жыл бұрын
"There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, 'Fool me once, shame on..... shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again"
@angelaluna7532
3 жыл бұрын
I always think of J.Cole when I see this quote 🤣
@opieangst
Сағат бұрын
When Bush said "Eh ehe eheh ehe ehe" I felt that. *his laugh, btw.
@Outsider.X
10 ай бұрын
My personal favorite is when he tried really hard to come up with the “old saying in Texas (probably in Tennessee)” “Fool me once, shame on …” Seconds later, “Fool me you can’t get fooled again.” The facial expression of the boy in the background is hilarious!!😅
@lurx2024
5 ай бұрын
Damn it, this man is hard to hate.
@malh77
3 жыл бұрын
Normalising war criminals
@noakhstrelec8478
2 жыл бұрын
Normalize shutting the f*ck up
@karthiksubramaniam6951
3 жыл бұрын
"Shoe me once, shoe's on you. Shoe me twice, I'm keeping those shoes"
@boblozaintherealworld3577
3 жыл бұрын
Will Ferrell! The best "W Bush" ever. Gonna re-watch that now.
@suzannalytle2758
3 жыл бұрын
Thats how you get a pair,
@ophiolatreia93
3 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@kelseakelsea5131
3 жыл бұрын
I’m stealing this joke
@cmj199318
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@PreacherAtArrakeen
3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, let's give legitimacy to this war criminal. You go, Jimmy!
@darshin95
3 жыл бұрын
Let it go Jesus it’s not 2004
@PreacherAtArrakeen
3 жыл бұрын
@@darshin95 no statute of limitations for war crimes, crimes against humanity, torture. Piss off and grow a conscience. Repeat after me: Putting a War Criminal on TV for entertainment purposes is morally wrong.
@maryconn1
3 жыл бұрын
He was conned into it by Cheney
@GirlycarDawn
3 жыл бұрын
"Humans and fish can coexist peacefully." Alright boys, looks like an underwater levels is coming next.
@أبنالنيل-ض7ل
2 жыл бұрын
“It takes time to restore chaos!” I think he actually meant to say that when he was referring to Iraq. 🤔
@SUN_9m
2 жыл бұрын
We will not forget 30 countries who participated in the destruction of Iraq
@alexlazzerly3677
3 жыл бұрын
Why are you rehabilitating war criminals?
@Chainsaw-ASMR
3 жыл бұрын
totally agree, but isn't W more like a pawn?
@pepperpepperpepper
3 жыл бұрын
@@Chainsaw-ASMR He was the President, for heaven's sake! He was just bought by oil.
@Chainsaw-ASMR
3 жыл бұрын
@@pepperpepperpepper I meant Cheney pulling the string behind the curtain, but you are also correct.
@MWayne-zz1cr
3 жыл бұрын
They've been rehabilitating LBJ for a while now, guess it comes with the territory.
@Philibuster92
Жыл бұрын
They both made a mistake about advising people to get vaccinated. Turns out it’s a very stupid idea.
@ThePrinceLuvr
Жыл бұрын
That Mike Tyson one is hilarious
@Onslowfilms
Күн бұрын
My favorite Bushism is losing the presidential election twice and the Florida governor giving him the presidency 😂
@aaronharris5069
Жыл бұрын
This man should have his own talk show. I'd watch! 😂
@randyjones3180
Жыл бұрын
Bush probably the best one at be able to laugh at himself.
@creamydistortion
Жыл бұрын
He's just another drunk...
@TranzparentMethods
Жыл бұрын
I might not have been a fan of Dubbya as president, but he's a funny dude!!! He even went so far to go on Kimmel and make fun of the fact that he was one of the most entertaining presidents ever.
@SammyissobabyandforWHAT
Жыл бұрын
my most entertaining memory of his is when he mass murdered innocent people. Very entertaining man.
@madianantar7842
Жыл бұрын
He sounds so gullible and goofy. Ain’t no way he meant to commit all these atrocities in iraq and afghanistan. He must’ve been duped by his handlers. Poor guy :(
@blayworld
3 жыл бұрын
What about the wars (plural) he and his Wall Street and Oil friends started? That was a funny gaffe right?
@MPDLR
3 жыл бұрын
Wall Street and Pharma - making more profits in 2021 than under Bush. LOL
@Dennis-nc3vw
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there was oil in Afghanistan. And you probably supported the Afghan War when it was fashionable.
@yamapradhanasumbodo5058
Жыл бұрын
He lied about weapons in Iraq and succes destroyed that country for take over all oil 😢 SHAME IN YOU BUSH
@TheShachattack13
3 жыл бұрын
Who knew war criminals could be so charming?
@niweshlekhak9646
Жыл бұрын
All US presidents are war criminals, believe it or not. Carter performed all sorts of shenanigans in Iranian revolution, Reagan bragged about killing Gaddafi's daughter with a plane strike, Bush Sr used cluster bombs(illegal) against Iraq, Clinton bombed the hell out of Yugoslavia in which innocent's died, Obama did drone strikes which if not in direct conflict is considered illegal, Trump bragged about killing Iran's Secretary of Defense with a drone and Biden also has conducted drone strikes.
@expansionpackdeluxe636
Жыл бұрын
Many mass murderers were charming.
@StrikeTeam0316
3 ай бұрын
Better us 🇺🇸 than them
@cedricrust9953
14 күн бұрын
hahaha, funny war criminal makes me chuckle, teehee
@ThenightmareOFPRONOUNFÄGS
10 күн бұрын
He was decent until his 2003-second term era
@cedricrust9953
10 күн бұрын
@@ThenightmareOFPRONOUNFÄGS no
@poesia-com-cafeina
8 күн бұрын
Womp womp
@ThenightmareOFPRONOUNFÄGS
7 күн бұрын
@poesia-com-cafeina he was a bad president though
@beckypotato3295
3 жыл бұрын
war criminals having fun on talk shows👌🏻👌🏻
@dusanoljaca2585
Жыл бұрын
It's a good thing, for himself only, that President Bush is so lighthearted and, well, dimly lit. That explains how he can even show his face in public. The fact that so many liberals are now looking back on him with apparent fondness, and far less critically than they were during his tenure, is evidence of their own collective superficiality. Bush was a disaster, as was his father, as was Clinton, as was Obama. Trump was only 50% disaster and therefore, in my opinion, a 50% improvement on all of the warmongers before him.
@cindyfern
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo I'm ded on that OBGYN statement
@jeffoliver7491
Жыл бұрын
He should be in Court for Iraq and Afghanistan. So many people died.
@McCrapweasel
3 жыл бұрын
It's nice someone came along who made him look sane and intellectual by comparison. But this guy, avuncular as he is, has a lot of blood on his hands.
@mrashford122
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah because it’s fine when you cause the deaths of innocent people, as long as you seem intellectual
@josephclark4999
2 жыл бұрын
All presidents do.
@kanyewist
11 ай бұрын
@@josephclark4999 not as much as this disgrace does
@TRodge2495
7 ай бұрын
Those were the days. It sucked, we were all hurting, 9/11, Katrina, the recession. But damn, I'd go back in a heartbeat.
@supersomebody101
3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy I have to down vote this video. You are talking to a war criminal responsible for millions of deaths. This is probably worst then playing games with trump 10 years from now
@Bertiesghost
2 жыл бұрын
Kimmel sickens me. Wheels out Bush every now and then like an old uncle for some non-intelligent conversation. Just pretend all the bad stuff never happened.
@CaptainBubblez99
2 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing. Feels very uncanny.
@bradenhue6066
2 жыл бұрын
Pretends he is not a murderer of thousands
@XxDarkManaxX
2 жыл бұрын
Little fun fact: Somebody wrote a book called "The Slate Book of Accidental Wit and Wisdom of Our 43rd President" full of Bushism. Bush actually read parts of it durring his speech on a press dinner. The speech is pretty funny, you should check it out xD
@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw
3 жыл бұрын
Kimmel...Why...Kimmel...Why...Are we that Desperate...
@seattleite6631
3 жыл бұрын
Huh? Bush is promoting his book. What do you expect Kimmel to do? Was it funny?
@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw
3 жыл бұрын
@@seattleite6631 Honestly..I saw Bush & Closed my Cpu
@seattleite6631
3 жыл бұрын
@@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw that's completely fine. i don't begrudge you for that. i do want to hear what he has to say and what kimmel has to say.
@JESUSHernandez-ss3tw
3 жыл бұрын
@@seattleite6631 Thanks Budd
@jonathonedwardmiller
3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy I’m disgusted you’d give this thing the life of day
@noakhstrelec8478
2 жыл бұрын
And we are disgusted you exist
@Kenyanmagician
Жыл бұрын
The guy that caused a genocide, nice to laugh with him
@wadezimmerman6083
3 жыл бұрын
He’s proof you can grow as you get older!
@wadezimmerman6083
3 жыл бұрын
@President-Caliph Dhuku let’s see and you are perfect! Right? Yes he made serious mistakes but his father had been threatened so yes he protected his father at a great cost but was the threat against his father in itself not a war crime! A difficult question to answer! Was anyone free of fault I don’t think so and was anyone justified no I don’t think so and was there two sides? So when looking for fault perhaps one should start with oneself! What do you think 🤔?
@wadezimmerman6083
3 жыл бұрын
@@realitywave ok I am sure if you say so it must be true!
@wadezimmerman6083
3 жыл бұрын
@@realitywave who am I to argue with a Gmail user! Pitiful.…what would you call yourself?
@wadezimmerman6083
3 жыл бұрын
@@realitywaveyou seem to have an issue with the idea that a person can grow as they get older…what exactly is the issue?
@willseest3732
2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure, he acts like the same dude. He is the wrong proof that you can grow as you get older
@nathangibson8260
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stand behind the decisions he made as president, but respect to anyone who can laugh at themselves when confronted with their shortcomings
@nathangibson8260
3 жыл бұрын
@President-Caliph Dhuku I hope you feel better
@rocket_owo8341
3 жыл бұрын
*fluency in english is something that I'm not often accused of* Welp that got me
@TheWorldMemeDatabase
6 ай бұрын
Bush is a smart guy, I wouldn’t be surprised if most of his “Bushisms” are a calculated move to make himself seem like a regular person.
@Xajsjs
3 жыл бұрын
why is everybody ignoring that he started a war based on lies?
@Dennis-nc3vw
3 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone ignore that he basically single handedly curbed the AIDS and Malaria crisis in Africa through PEPFAR and PMI?
@MatthewChristianMurray
3 күн бұрын
Everybody? You clearly haven’t read most of this comment section.
@tambert3897
Жыл бұрын
George must have boxed when he was younger. That head movement when those shoes went flying is impressive.
@djabdi
3 жыл бұрын
Oh how far we have come, George Bush is a fan favourite now 😂
@benjaminreynolds3780
3 жыл бұрын
wasn't he always nice though?
@djabdi
3 жыл бұрын
Nope, he was a war criminal
@vivinpan
3 жыл бұрын
One night some 12 years ago, at 4 am while the rest of the family slept, I did something I had never done before and have never done since until today. While scrolling through Bushisms I laughed so hard that I cried. Today I relive that experience, tears streaming down my face and coffee sprayed all over my desk from thinking I could sip at my coffee and keep it from escaping my mouth while listening to the non-commander in chief of the English language. I may be a simpleton but in my book, anyone who can laugh at himself is someone redeemable on some level.
Not sure why we're trying to rehabilitate Bush. He's not as bad as Trump, but there was still that whole make believe weapon war, Katrina disaster, etc. He doesn't seem purposely malicious and deceitful like Trump, but his ignorance caused a lot of pain for a lot of people.
@reembagadi7875
3 жыл бұрын
He's wayyyyyy worst than trump, ask the 1 million inccoent civilians he killed.
@pepperpepperpepper
3 жыл бұрын
@@reembagadi7875 Bush screwed the world, Trump screwed the USA.
@stroopwafel8688
2 жыл бұрын
how is he so cute, funny, and personable while also being a war criminal... mind f*ck.
@rodrigocoelho8068
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the beggining of a joke: "Bush, Mike Tyson and Jimmy Kimmel walk into a bar".
@fuosdi64
3 күн бұрын
Always love to see a president with humility.
@Ozzshow
3 жыл бұрын
How can you bring this man on your show. Show some moral backbone
@anuragsinha2013
3 ай бұрын
What's astonishing is that Tong Blair gets asked questions about the Iraq war, while George Bush being coddled by the US media and Michelle Obama.
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