Everybody gangsta until the NOOB ASMRtist gives you tingles right off the bat
@PersimmonHurmo
5 ай бұрын
Then you must be a noob asmr consumer.
@bluester7177
5 ай бұрын
@@PersimmonHurmopeople like different things, I don't particularly like the overly production, I mostly watch Fred's videos of 6,7 years ago because the newest ones don't work for me (I opened this one out of curiosity) , sometimes what works for me it's a person doing their first asmr video on their phone, it's fine, there are content for all of us.
@erastal
5 ай бұрын
that's because its essentially Fred sucking at sucking as an asmr youtuber
@ysbrandd
5 ай бұрын
@@bluester7177 he made a joke...
@hawkeye8663
5 ай бұрын
@@bluester7177womp womp
@tylerjaewoodbury
5 ай бұрын
13 years experience is crazy. Even though I’ve been watching your asmr for years, i forgot you’ve been doing this for so long! Keep up the great ASMR!
@Swagtrap_CZ
5 ай бұрын
Bro casually roasted like half of the ASMRtists
@Alinasmr33
5 ай бұрын
Fr 💀
@ch2ckn118
5 ай бұрын
How ?
@alexandernico8930
5 ай бұрын
@@ch2ckn118like talking about subscribing to channels in their intros
@Deann149
5 ай бұрын
W pfp lol
@Trxstxn707
5 ай бұрын
He has the rights to
@KidCody94
5 ай бұрын
lol Fred’s too good that he sucks at being bad at ASMR 😂
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
Lol true that👆😂
@thiccyboi-6495
4 ай бұрын
tbf he’s also got some INSANELY good microphones.
@KingofCurses-f1x
4 ай бұрын
So true
@GKS2_1VideoDump
3 ай бұрын
good to know im not the only one that thinks both the noob and pro are doing great 🤣
@FredsVoice
5 ай бұрын
Hello there! Some of you may remember Ted from the TWIN ASMR videos (link in description) and I suppose he represents a younger Fred on his early days filming asmr videos.... So I hope its humorous and relaxing!
@garretttoothaker948
5 ай бұрын
Something I love about your videos is not only can I pass out to them but my friends and I watch your videos just for fun! I know you’re a family man and KZitem is your job, but don’t let the KZitem algorithm get under your skin. With a lot of big long time KZitemrs leaving because of similar reasons, I hope it doesn’t do that to you! Keep up the awesome content but I also hope you still enjoy doing ASMR!
@NotThatBad-hr7cp
3 ай бұрын
I'm going to go back to your earlier videos and see if you were like this.
@danielsmith9699
5 ай бұрын
Can we appreciate the subtle differences which are absolutely monumental between the noob and the pro? Mic placement, lighting, even the clothes he wears makes it easier for you to fall asleep when listening to pro. Especially the clothes and lighting, makes it not as bright. Masterpiece
@owenbush2991
5 ай бұрын
it sounds like the mixing is a little different too
@anti_honey
5 ай бұрын
Even Ted is better than many asmr channels I've seen. One thing that peeves me about many channels are uncomfortable frequencies that aren't corrective EQ'd and if they're recording sounds at a desk, they mount the mics directly to the desk so every small bump is this huge bass boosted thump!
@audreycristina123
5 ай бұрын
I actually like when new asmr artists are kind of rough accidentally, it makes a different type os tingles.
@matyigaras3662
5 ай бұрын
Finally someone acknowledged that begging for the like and subscribe at the beggining of the video is incredibly embarrassing.
@Wolf-qz5tm
5 ай бұрын
Bro's profile picture looks like a m&m. 💀
@Raiko01
5 ай бұрын
@@Wolf-qz5tm Me when I see the letter m
@shyster4850
5 ай бұрын
@@Wolf-qz5tmMe when I see the letter m
@shockwave6863
5 ай бұрын
@@Wolf-qz5tmMe when I see the letter m
@jesper8836
5 ай бұрын
@@Wolf-qz5tm Me when I see the letter m
@Draedaja
5 ай бұрын
Oh no, "Ted" is adorable xD
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
😂😂👆
@mr.pepper6393
5 ай бұрын
Its Loki and Thor were having a Asmr off 😂😂😂
@holistichealingnetwork
5 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!! So reminds me of Thor with the dumb (in a good way) humor and the hair/beard. Maybe that should be a future video, Avengers edition!
@bego.447
4 ай бұрын
@@holistichealingnetwork He has (at least) a video in which he rollplays Thor.
@KingofCurses-f1x
4 ай бұрын
He's obi Wan kenobi
@yakmilch
5 ай бұрын
18:42 my brain when i‘m drunk typing an embarrassing message to someone on my phone
@Frost-nk5xc
4 ай бұрын
Man's having intrusive thoughts but in voices.
@criptyx8981
5 ай бұрын
Time to forget about my economics exam, its time to watch fred
@awandemncube9552
5 ай бұрын
Time forget about my essay as well brother and enjoy some tingles
@maciejatkowski5524
5 ай бұрын
It’s a good thing to take a break, though, it’s actually more efficient than brute force learning.
@PluresChoices
5 ай бұрын
Also got a Calc exam tomorrow. God help me bruh😂😂
@weLiveInSociety
5 ай бұрын
What do you even need to know about it? *Just remember: supply and demand and you good.*
@socat9311
5 ай бұрын
Good luck!
@MagicalNadie
5 ай бұрын
I remember listening to you when this channel first started. I don't listen to much ASMR these days anymore, but it was awesome to see as soon as you said "hello," the tingles came right back :) glad to see you're doing well Fred!
@AurelianInvictus69
5 ай бұрын
Jokes on fred, even the noob sounds amazing 🤗
@keel3r433
5 ай бұрын
I like to think Fred had the noob parts recorded way back when he first started and saved them for this specific video
@NauticalTurtle
5 ай бұрын
I like the way you think :)
@Puzzles-Pins
5 ай бұрын
Damn the difference in the spray bottles was huge 😂 Great transition from the awkward setup to the professional magic of making it rain. Honestly it didn't really get super tingly for me but it was very pleasant and relaxing of course.
@ZipManGem
5 ай бұрын
Great video! Enjoyed the humor parts, and when you had the spray bottles going, felt like I was at the ocean. Keep it up!
@odavex2848
5 ай бұрын
The noob sounded like I just took damage in an RPG maker game 💯
@jameshicksii4229
5 ай бұрын
You are so good at your craft that even your Noob version is awesome. Thank you for the years of wonderful videos and awesome content. I started watching years ago because of the accent, I stayed because of the man.
@sonicmoreira915
5 ай бұрын
Are you thor?
@zombie-yes-yes
4 ай бұрын
Yes
@kaneebaby
4 ай бұрын
@@zombie-yes-yesdareyanen
@Mr.niceguyTM
4 ай бұрын
No he's Fred
@Jonas-pn9lw
4 ай бұрын
@@Mr.niceguyTMyou missed the Joke 💀💀💀💀💀
@Mr.niceguyTM
4 ай бұрын
@@Jonas-pn9lw no I didn't yeah he looks like Thor but the joke is that I said that he himself not to thor
@LaurenTheBrent
5 ай бұрын
The “is the mic gonna get ruined? No. No.” had me rolling. So many ASMRtists I watched years ago had to take a hiatus bc they ruined their mic doing spraying vids 😂
@lustrouspinetree9259
5 ай бұрын
The scratching/rubbing of the wooden keyboard was actually so good 😭😭
@romanschelhorn5461
5 ай бұрын
10 seconds in and it's already perfect
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
Thats a fact right there!
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
10 seconds is toooo long, 1 second!!!
@5012khgia
5 ай бұрын
@@TrueTributes13holy glaze
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
@@5012khgia 🤣
@RealNomadicus
5 ай бұрын
3:20 DUEL OF THE FATES! I CAUGHT YOU! 😀🤣
@mariomario6393
5 ай бұрын
I love asmr videos that mix jokes and lightheartedness with good sounds
@Misseh88
5 ай бұрын
Omg the scissors... it's something that makes me crazy in other videos! Totally ruins the "hair cut" asmr experience for me if they sound like Ted's. Thank you for really showing the difference between good and bad scissor sounds!
@IamPhishizzle2
5 ай бұрын
Keyboards with NX snows, lubed Tealios, Gateron Yellows/Ink, Pandas or even Mx silent reds sound amazing. Preferably lubed without ping or scratch. I regularly take out an old, high latency keyboard with lubed gateron yellows out of the closet just to hear the thocks. Great video as always.
@RM-el3gw
4 ай бұрын
the "snip snip" killed me lol. Well done
@hridayawesomeheart9477
5 ай бұрын
dual mic setup is actually nice
@Beepintheblip
5 ай бұрын
A showdown of epic proportions
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
Truly✅✔️
@msteele0
5 ай бұрын
Haha. It's impossible for Fred to make bad ASMR. "Ted" has a bright future. Thanks Fred. You are the ASMR god.
@HappyfanLp
5 ай бұрын
I see potential in this Ted guy. He should stay at it and I bet he will become a great Asmrtist!
@ZoeAmory
5 ай бұрын
I didn't take off my keyboard's wrist support's protective plastic until last week (I bought itbin 2018), so I completely understand wanting to keep those in place 😂
@artgirl96
5 ай бұрын
Great asmr so soothing
@Bruhsnimble
Ай бұрын
"Hi my name is Ted" omg I can't stop laughing😂
@Yodeling_Disco_Dwarf
5 ай бұрын
Gave a big thumps up! Hope it helps you Ted!
@ryancarlson5982
5 ай бұрын
Why was the "snip snip" part of the video so fire 25:38
@XxM3RKxX
Ай бұрын
That's what I'm saying. I feel like I liked the noob more for that one, honestly.
@cubegod3656
5 ай бұрын
Video is already in my best videos saved playlist.😂
@vincevaughn1179
5 ай бұрын
Amazing at the end with Ted the rookie lol....the scissors saying "snip snip snip" magical tingles!!!
@tintoscuk
5 ай бұрын
Old Minecraft vs moments Noob vs Pro vs God
@Shadow_fight_enthusiast
5 ай бұрын
You forgot hacker 🗿
@FEON7
5 ай бұрын
@@Shadow_fight_enthusiast you forgot GOD 🗿
@Fishballing
5 ай бұрын
@@FEON7tf u mean its already on the list
@FEON7
5 ай бұрын
@@Fishballing i was half asleep boy
@stephaniemeekins7415
5 ай бұрын
@@FEON7 here I was ready to roll with Noob vs Pro vs God vs GOD, omg we all need sleep
@vanavern
5 ай бұрын
You just reminded me of how long I’ve been listening to not only your channel but asmr is general. Kinda crazy how fast time flies. I still rmbr your old videos lol I think I was still in secondary school back then. Despite Ted’s noob asmr being cringy with the hardsell, the triggers are still pretty tingly.
@__--red--__
5 ай бұрын
Woah, what an unexpected collab
@gudamaootsjohnson2731
5 ай бұрын
Fred! I love your videos! I’d love to see a western/cowboy role play. Whiskey, cigars, cowboys hats, pistols. You are amazing, thanks for all the sleep you’ve given me!
@rodowo8363
5 ай бұрын
0:30 bro is torturing that controller 💀
@ADMASMR
5 ай бұрын
You always do the best keyboard triggers, I have no idea why but keyboards are my favourite trigger such a treat for bedtime !❤
@florancerogersasmr1675
5 ай бұрын
Oh I kinda like tingly Ted. Can’t believe it’s 13 years I have been relaxing to your videos x
@PhantomOverlordX2
5 ай бұрын
Oh hey it's the Truck drivers from ASMR Bee movie. Fred and Ted. Imean.
@NauticalTurtle
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@00zarzu00
5 ай бұрын
bwahaaha original and pretty hilarious video. but i do see some of these as just different asmr styles. & don’t forget, we all were once noobs to the asmr game just starting out.
@3uffalo3illard
Ай бұрын
Oh man I’m weez laughin over here.. this man is keeping me awake from pure entertainment. I love it! Hats off sir
@nicolewolfcry7408
4 ай бұрын
I work in tech (test and refurbish) and avoid tech asmr UNLESS its this channel. Fred makes the things that torment me at work work for my sleep.
@juice_champion
2 ай бұрын
wow i just realized he never tells us to like or subscribe but he is one of the few asmrist i am subscribe to even if i frequently watch them. . . anyway thank you so much for what you do and the effort you put into it although i can tell you think its super fun
@keithpierce5686
5 ай бұрын
On mobile at least as soon as the noob said "Like" the like icon on the video had an effect happen..... Idk if fred had that done or if KZitem just has the word like locked in for the effect but it kinda freaked me out for a sec
@phillipfoley2627
5 ай бұрын
Yo this Ted guy is kinda cracked. He seems to have a good future in the asmr industry. Better watch out fred! 😂
@Oraon-Sarkar
5 ай бұрын
Enjoying this, while I am sleeping,woow just amazing
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
Its beyond incredible✅
@EmmaChristensen5
5 ай бұрын
Love this video Fred!
@stardragonjackjack6282
5 ай бұрын
why does ted seem so familiar
@Irish931
5 ай бұрын
Thor bro😂
@shadowemblem.
5 ай бұрын
Love it. You can really tell the difference.
@LeeKeebum-i4h
10 күн бұрын
Great vid Fred, nice work lad
@nathansn1der
5 ай бұрын
It's been so long that asmr has worked for me, but dang - those controllers did it!
@Just_A_Simple_Man24
Ай бұрын
that "hello there" sounded just like Thor😂😂🤣🤣
@AkaHearts
4 ай бұрын
We need more of Ted 😂
@jacklynnduarte
4 ай бұрын
Hearing "my name is Ted I've been an asmrtist for 10 seconds" was just funny to me for some reason. Edit: 3 months later and it's still funny to me.
@sakikhakihaki1267
5 ай бұрын
Quality acting, Fred. You got the vibes across well.
@JetLagRecords
5 ай бұрын
FredsVoice ASMR, Subscribed because your videos are so much fun!
@smokeyasmr
5 ай бұрын
time to rethink my asmr abilities
@luckycat620
2 ай бұрын
This geezer just gives me whispering Chris Hemsworth/Thor vibes, "ASMR I drop the hammer so you can drop to sleep"
@PineApple-vq9xv
5 ай бұрын
Love these clone fred videos so funny/relaxing
@johnnopeyy4129
5 ай бұрын
The worst are the "ear lickers" who basically eat the microphone and only do that one 'trigger' for an hour or more. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
@connormurphy6393
5 ай бұрын
22:58 me stimming alone in my house lol
@lilyyy_bean
4 ай бұрын
Realest ever
@RedUnited30
5 ай бұрын
So past Fred vs present Fred. Still love it!
@KreativeKng
4 ай бұрын
He forgot the noob saying "relax" every 20 seconds into the mic lol
@BRAVEHEART406
4 ай бұрын
I like when they say relax nothing wrong your dumb
@berylryder9709
5 ай бұрын
Really enjoyed the profredssional’s performance, but I will admit that I am fond of rookie Ted’s bubble wand work.
@Damiano-xq7gg
4 ай бұрын
So Thor was actually trained by Odin to do asmr, as well as fight
@Savag3_GH0ST_16
4 ай бұрын
Bro hitting buttons like life has a cheat code and He's showing us all 🤣🤣
@Sandra-RC9Gx7
5 ай бұрын
Ted is really trying to get Fred's approval in this ASMR competition. He looks to the master. Is this how you create ASMR? What do I do with these?😂 It's the same man, but I want Ted to feel like a winner too.🤭 It's not like Fred's, but it's still good. Really tingly. Crisp. Bubbly. Keyboard. Snip. Snip. The water bottles and that slow mist. Plus, the sounds in the almost dark setting with Fred, is really satisfying. His whispering. I love this! More Fred and Ted collaboration.🙌🏻🧡💙💚
@FossCrow
5 ай бұрын
Super bien monté, à la fois marrant mais aussi reposant :p l'un des Rares KZitemr ASMR que je suis. Bonne nuit à tous :)
@AmaraTheTransFemboy
4 ай бұрын
As crazy as new ASMRtists are they end up creating their own little quirks that really change the tide of ASMR and it’s neat to see how fast their channels grow
@Furioustrain
5 ай бұрын
S H O T S F I R E D
@Cazammaf
5 ай бұрын
I love how Fred sucks at being a bad ASMRtist lol. Could have been a bit clumsier maybe; drop a few objects, a couple of "accidental" mic bumps, struggle for ideas of what sounds to make, stutter over some words... Try to look more awkward and less comfortable, the Noob looked like he had still been doing ASMR for years lol. Still a really tingly video.
@Robbnlinzi
5 ай бұрын
Also”tell me what triggers I should do next” is a great way to gauge the audience. But it’s normally met with onlyfans requests and other stuff ick
@game_guy654
4 ай бұрын
why he look like thor
@HaIcyonic
5 ай бұрын
[Ted doing ASMR] "You know, he's not actually all that bad, this is decent." [cuts back to Fred] "Oh my god never mind Fred is king"
@Doshurutaicho9
5 ай бұрын
Missing a quote Fred. "I see the padawan needs one last lesson" would have been perfect!
@exotus8455
3 ай бұрын
What model is this transparent keyboard??
@RoggerJl9
Ай бұрын
Bros to used to it that he even gave me tingles in the noob one😂
@OddOwlOut
5 ай бұрын
Fred's got Ted beat on the clicky tingles, clearly we know who's in control here 😜
@0x0hattie0x0
5 ай бұрын
I laughed sooo hard 🙂 I really needed that laugh today 🙂
@alienxcx
5 ай бұрын
Great video as always 😄💕👌🏻
@Dinklewurthe
5 ай бұрын
The roast 🤣🤣🤣 I love this channel
@llcooljermz9943
5 ай бұрын
Omg have i been watching u for 13 years now?! 🤯 I remember how young u looked then with a smaller build and short hair combed to the side tailoring. What made me subscribe, I think, was your favorite flavored tea's! Lol, omg I missed those! Back when you used to hang with LyricalWhispers too (oh man, whatever happened to him? Hope he is good. He deserved better than that toxic comment section, man, smh. 1 of the greats!)!! He was my 1st Asmrtist sub ever, and u were recommended that way, and u became my 2nd sub cus of the Tea man, lol. I even rememwhen ya did a live or something together. And when you guys went to Universal studios I think and went to the Harry Potter park? I could be getting that crossed. idk... Anyway, sorry for the long random comment, but It would be so chill if u had a day and gave us some of those nostalgic tea tingles again, please, and thank you. Lol, I def would like to know what your fave tea's are now. Heck, maybe get the fam involved. What u all into, idc lol. That would be awesome! Fred all grow'd up and shii 🥲😅 Wow, 13yrs...I can't believe it! U are def the longest ASMRtist that I follow. Thank you for all the yrs of great tingles, brother! Godspeed🧡
@HasenCraft
4 ай бұрын
Thor Being An Asmrtist
@lilblankiesama269
5 ай бұрын
A diss that benefits everyone
@TrueTributes13
5 ай бұрын
Lol✅
@denisachitu3837
5 ай бұрын
I dont know why, i might be a psychopath, but, i honestly think the Noob ASMR was the best.
@dylanflowers8116
5 ай бұрын
I would love an all controllers video.
@texxx74
5 ай бұрын
This gamepad shaking made me instantly click like button:-)
@aw3rq235a235
5 ай бұрын
0:39 i like the clicking sound of it..!
@kenjiro.9778
5 ай бұрын
This Ted Fellow is quite charming
@Demonzico
3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tingles, Thor.
@adibilhami8388
4 ай бұрын
keyboard sound amazing you all the best
@luizaalmeida2740
5 ай бұрын
9:48 I actually loved this kkkk
@sadcactus4443
5 ай бұрын
The pro keyboard was amazing the sounds the lighting everything
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