The best George Santos ever! And the best night show. Love you!!!
@vascodesena
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, tucker, I couldn't have seen and read a greater confession.
@Ryanlexz
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
@marywallace4086
Жыл бұрын
Dump is Tucker's mentor I think.
@JasonBoyce
Жыл бұрын
"people who have different opinions can't be respected anymore" coming from the woman calling for a "national divorce"
@steveharrison3007
Жыл бұрын
I think Georgia should allow her a divorce... but she doesn't get the house this time.
@wddilly8488
Жыл бұрын
Poor thing, she’s such an innocent victim 😢
@Ryanlexz
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
@ADT1995
Жыл бұрын
And yet she has the gall to call us unpatriotic
@JohnClark-tt2bl
Жыл бұрын
@@ElenaBonbon Sucks, I'm 0% Ethan.😟
@Me_G.
Жыл бұрын
The George Santos skit was comedy gold! Thanks Jimmy K, you made me laugh today as well. God bless. 😆
@kickazz999
Жыл бұрын
I'm a Colbert fan..but Kimmel p1sses off TRE45ON
@lucy2014
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, the Santos skit was brilliant 👏 👌! Your monologs always make me laugh!
@1midnightfish
Жыл бұрын
"Best George Santos Skit" will become the most coveted Emmy 🤣
@garyportman7940
Жыл бұрын
A Kodak moment!
@SlimRhyno
Жыл бұрын
Nelson Franklin is hilarious. His was stellar on "New Girl" if you ever have a chance to watch it 😂
@PenaltyKillah
Жыл бұрын
7:00 Excellent smell joke! Kudos to Kimmel's writers. His monologues are getting better and better
@doygwapo
Жыл бұрын
MTG being attacked is like Gulianni being tapped in the back.
@winonafrog
Жыл бұрын
Yes! extremely delusional
@Ryanlexz
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Oh my God! I forgot about that!
@CollinMcLean
Жыл бұрын
Marjorie Taylor Greene is complaining about getting yelled at... She is literally on video yelling at congress people through their mail slots...
@peggypasson8794
Жыл бұрын
She yelled while the president was giving a speech 😂😂😂 what an adult thing to do
@ShakeMixPoundRoll
Жыл бұрын
And she accosts survivors of school shootings.
@ronaldgamber1181
Жыл бұрын
Attacked a red flag law activist
@nik-ev3eh
Жыл бұрын
The funniest was when the Guam national guard turned up with milk and cookies to remind her that they were Americans.
@ericwarrington6650
Жыл бұрын
Speaking of toxic diarrhea bugs...poster child
@joepalooka2145
Жыл бұрын
Fantastic! The George Santos skit deserves an Emmy award for outstanding comedy writing, and comedy performance. It was truly brilliant.
@treybrzezowski3259
Жыл бұрын
Ok, all laughing and jokes aside, I'm actually very impressed by Guillermo's tumble. From one big guy to another, that was impressive. I know damn well that if I tried something like that I'd hurt myself! XD
@George-xe2ub
Жыл бұрын
He’s pretty low to the ground. But impressive none the less!
@AndrewMacLaine
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! He's built solid, but he went for that fall with no fear when a lot of weighty guys would hesitate.
@notsure1969
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad he was just drunk. He had me worried there for a second.
@tylerkeith8277
Жыл бұрын
There was a mat on the ground dude
@Ryanlexz
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
@GaySatanicClowns
Жыл бұрын
Love how MTG didn't need any description- Being herself was bad enough.
@terrykelley9404
Жыл бұрын
Love Jimmy. We have to laugh or wed be too pissed off about the poltitics. They just give him more and more every night. He is funny.
@mphmph1198
Жыл бұрын
Marge was lucky that the woman who "attacked" her wasn't carrying the national gun.
@brendajohnson5976
Жыл бұрын
My stomach is hurting really. I really have his show on my bucket list. I am going to see him in person.
@Obi416
Жыл бұрын
Still don’t know if Guillermo falling was a skit or not lol 😅😂
@zizinnnn
Жыл бұрын
it was a jump😂
@Ryanlexz
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
@gaiagreen2690
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jhglake
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy’s shows are the best.👍👍👍👍👍
@RobinaB530
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised I haven't seen that picture of MTG shouting in Congress as a meme. It says everything about her.
@michaelhughes9278
Жыл бұрын
it should be her campagne photo.
@grumpynold
Жыл бұрын
@Peephole People thanks!!!!
@johnramirez5032
Жыл бұрын
Looks like mr.ed in tge old tv show
@jpdemer5
Жыл бұрын
With Biden as the cat? It's all over the place.
@Vanceydress
7 ай бұрын
jewish space lasers started wildfires in California ~ Marjorie Taylor Greene the very sane person.
@jesmarina
Жыл бұрын
That Santos bit was gold!
@Woodstock271
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is by far the gutsiest political comedy host currently in this genré. I love Colbert too for the same reason, but Colbert hasn’t been able to piss off Trump and the MAGA morons as permanently as Jimmy has. Colbert isn’t attacked anywhere near as often or more severely than Jimmy is daily. I love Colbert but he’s just a little more conservative than Jimmy. Jimmy isn’t afraid at all, he gets attacked by the Republican Mafia, and just doubles down. Triples down! Like, “F*ck you morons, nice try. Watch this?” Love Jimmy’s style. He’s great!
@HeavyChevy
Жыл бұрын
The guy imitating George Santos is the best one I’ve seen so far. 👏🏼😂
@NewMessage
Жыл бұрын
Marj not only screamed at the President... she screamed at survivors of school shootings.
@terriem3922
Жыл бұрын
Really tacky
@thhomasmarks
Жыл бұрын
SHE'S A certified TRIPPLE-A Nut BUCKET !! - you can't make that stuff up.
@stevekluesner4430
Жыл бұрын
I'm fairly well convinced that she has a "logic" which is fairly uniquely (🙏🙏🙏one like hers should be more than enough)all her own; after all who else is it that consults with aliens from outer space on decisions concerning major issues???
@Vanceydress
7 ай бұрын
@@stevekluesner4430 jewish lasers.
@BlackAesop
Жыл бұрын
I love how easily Jimmy just smahes on Tucker! Love him!
@BlackAesop
Жыл бұрын
Also Guillermo falling over drunk! LOL
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
I'll put Tucker up against Jimmy Kimmel any day
@George-xe2ub
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 oh so you like losers. Figures.
@BlackAesop
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 It's ok to dream Dan...
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
@@BlackAesop if Jimmy went on Tucker's show Tucker would wipe the floor with him
@blessedveteran
Жыл бұрын
The guy who played George was great 👍
@munanchoinc
Жыл бұрын
"Has he got me fired for disagreeing with him..." yes tucker, he actually would.
@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883
Жыл бұрын
no he just throws you out a window or poisons with polonium
@tonyactorb
7 ай бұрын
George Santos skit is funny as hell. Keep up the great work.😂
@reynaalex76
Жыл бұрын
Guillermo's plop was awesome!!
@notsure1969
Жыл бұрын
That George Santos skit was absolutely top tier comedy.
@PenaltyKillah
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy's marketing team needs to upload the George Santos skit by itself. It's comedy gold and millions more will watch it
@kathystanton1309
Жыл бұрын
I now love Jimmy even MORE! I love that you went after ×ucker. Maybe you can start calling him woke.
@floridagirl4407
Жыл бұрын
I truly don't understand why Santos was not put on immediate suspension... at the very very least. The fact that he, and others, have been allowed to remain, not only terrifies me... but is entirely upside down and insane. And I get double the misery, as I live in Florida (aka The New Hell).
@jpdemer5
Жыл бұрын
He votes the way the GOP wants him to vote. Nothing else matters. Literally, NOTHING.
@thaddeusroberts2393
7 ай бұрын
This aged well.
@CraigGrant-sh3in
Жыл бұрын
MTG claims a woman and adult son attacked her in a restaurant. Yet, not a single customer or employee videoed it nor has anyone come forward and said "You should have seen what happened to MTG at a very busy restaurant . I would suspect this restaurant had security cameras yet, nothing
@GeneYoungLowes
Жыл бұрын
Well, if it is true, the one who attaced MTG had a valid reason for it, I am sure.
@FolkatKaatClove
Жыл бұрын
The Santos piece was absolutely great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
@deniceeverham9467
7 ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy for pointing out the truth and taking on Faux Fox
@CaptainRetroStation
Жыл бұрын
That "Diarrhea Song" has been around for ages. Back in the 70s, it was a rite of passage for a kid to add their own verse. "Ridin' in a Chevy and you feel something heavy, diarrhea. Diarrhea." "Drink a can of Coke and your pants start to soak, diarrhea. Diarrhea." "You go to ask The Whiz why your pants always fizz, diarrhea. Diarrhea." "Chewin' on your gum and blowin' bubbles from your bum, diarrhea. Diarrhea." Anyone else have any verses?
@coleengoodell7523
Жыл бұрын
Some people think it's funny but it's really very runny, diarrhea, diarrhea.
@George-xe2ub
Жыл бұрын
No pain no strain just sit and let it drain, diarrhea diarrhea.
@melbatoast667
Жыл бұрын
"When you're ironing your shirt, and you hear a little squirt." Still don't know where the Cha-Cha-Cha came from.
@raymondwilson6472
Жыл бұрын
@@George-xe2ub that’s soooooo funny! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!!!
@George-xe2ub
Жыл бұрын
@@raymondwilson6472 😂
@michelepuopolo5327
Жыл бұрын
Loved the George Santos skit. It's absolutely hilarious
@ladyhonor822
Жыл бұрын
Nostrovia SLAVA UKRAINE AMEN Stay Strong survive !!! Philadelphia USA 🇺🇲☦️🙏😇❤️
@ladyhonor822
Жыл бұрын
I feel we all have to find our inner drag queen... Even though I am a straight female...so what it's fun in your locked bedroom with the curtains closed in the door locked. Absolutely no cell phone.
@lordcron
Жыл бұрын
George is the gift that keeps on giving! LOL!
@mema9178
Жыл бұрын
The skit’s on your show are hilarious they’re getting funnier every day. My husband asked me why do you watch jimmy Kimmel all the time, I said jimmy makes me laugh and all you do is aggravate me so stop aggravating me,Make me laugh and I will stop seeing him . 😉
@Shoxab
Жыл бұрын
You hold on to government’s pockets.
@rubend9391
Жыл бұрын
When you're riding in a train and you feel something drain
@drumbird
Жыл бұрын
As the Republican party falls into disarray, Kimmel only gets more powerful. Blew it out of the park with this episode 😂
@chiefskingdom4151
Жыл бұрын
Im not a democrat or a republican. Im an American. Theres a difference. Democrats put Ukraine and Russia 1st. Republican put greed first. I put my country 1st. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@mm74.ds24
Жыл бұрын
It makes me wonder, is Kimmel the American Zelensky?
@stevereed8786
Жыл бұрын
Your right. Kimmel should run for President. He represents the 'Woke" mentality and is a perfect example of what Michael Moore and Lori Lightfoot and even AOC fight for by trying to tell us what to think. Just look at Pro Choice and Kimmel even had his wife on his show doing their part by protecting the right to killing Babies. I think Kimmel is the best choice the "Woke" have for the next Commander in Chief.
@THINJIMI
Жыл бұрын
They should hire Republicans to write for them…just tell them what they plan to do!
@mm74.ds24
Жыл бұрын
@@stevereed8786 Poor guy thinks birth control pills is baby killing. Go lick some more lead dust off the windowsills and tell everybody how smart you are
@williampulley
Жыл бұрын
If you're sitting with your honey, and you're feeling something runny, diarrhea.
@raulg.6643
Жыл бұрын
The lab should pay every family that lost a loved one for their mistake.
@svetlanah7671
7 ай бұрын
Tucker is a MAN❤! The real journalist !
@robertfines7501
Жыл бұрын
Tucker should be a guest in the claw machine.
@scottmochinski5447
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel…I used to have favorite late-night talk show hosts in different categories, but out of all of them, Colbert, Meyers, Oliver, and Corden, you sir, have risen to the top as my overall favoritest of all. What I love the most is how you are able to get under the skin of people who should have more important things to do and bigger concerns…like former Presidents and Fox News personalities to name just a few. Kudos to you Mr Kimmel!
@a93456358
Жыл бұрын
The Santos skit was awesome , you did it again Jimmy . Hilarious.
@1RungAtATime
7 ай бұрын
This continues to age like fine wine.
@foppishdilletaunt9911
Жыл бұрын
I think Tuckles might have bitten off more than he can chew… (…& developed projectile diarrhea)
@couragekarnga8735
Жыл бұрын
Was that the Russian national anthem playing in the background?
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
Tucker Carlson is a very intelligent man Jimmy Kimmel's a comedian
@George-xe2ub
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 Tucker hates America. Jimmy loves the USA!
@freya8133
Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 Jimmy is an intelligent man. Tucker to is a charlatan who thinks that he is. He spins rhetoric that turns out even HE doesn't believe in.
@danmcgriff1421
Жыл бұрын
@@freya8133 the truth is you know nothing about either one of them you're obviously a Democrat so Jimmy is your hero and Tucker is the villain I get it but you're wrong Tucker is a very educated intelligent man that's just a fact doesn't matter if you don't like him grow up
@brandym.williams7314
Жыл бұрын
Why are the Documents not collected at the end of a Presidents Term? Whoever is in charge needs to be Fired. Why are they getting paid.
@laurie113
Жыл бұрын
Love the Santos Drag Queen! I’ll pay for that show 🇨🇦
@raymondkymsuttle
7 ай бұрын
I had that bug - diarrhea & vomiting simultaneously. It wasn’t fun.
@kwf6273
Жыл бұрын
Great episode Jimmy!
@twist58
Жыл бұрын
“Speaking of diarrhea, Tucker Carlson…” 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
@zoobrizz
Жыл бұрын
Wow 🤡. You must have completed elementary school.👍
@Lat41
Жыл бұрын
Kimmel has become my GoTo late night host. The fact that he upsets trump so much speaks volumes about his talent.
@Lat41
Жыл бұрын
And yes, Tucker is loyal to the Kremlin and Putin. The question is why. On the payroll?
@CraigMcfly1985
Жыл бұрын
The Santos skit really killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣📺🤣🤣🤣🤣📺📺📺📺📺
@cloudatlasminer478
7 ай бұрын
If you’re coming around first and you feel a little squirt, diarrhea If you’re coming around second and can’t wait another second, diarrhea If rounding, third and feel a little turd, diarrhea,
@jasonallen3678
Жыл бұрын
The Santos skit was good 😂😂
@maxcardun
Жыл бұрын
Marjorie Taylor Greene was attacked by a woman and nobody bothered to tape that?
@jefftamura1688
10 ай бұрын
You’re a mouthpiece for the network… have some integrity Jimmy!
@robertsmith5744
7 ай бұрын
trunt**
@Rat-Salad
Жыл бұрын
MTG’s assailant obviously thought a baboon had escaped from a nearby zoo. 😂
@elegantgypsyrose5328
Жыл бұрын
Don't be insulting baboons. They are intelligent creatures. Major Traitor Greene is not.
@edvh88
Жыл бұрын
@@elegantgypsyrose5328I came here to say this!! I recognize baboons as my extended family… MTG on the other hand, ugh!!
@Rat-Salad
Жыл бұрын
Apologies to any baboons I may have offended 😂
@B1ibrab3aUty
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 JIMMY IS HILARIOUS! THE SKIT WITH GEORGE SANTOS TOOK ME OUT!!
@davidcole5183
7 ай бұрын
MTG yelling through mail slots, talking to others about respect? What a maroon!
@greyson3421
Жыл бұрын
Guillermo falling… 😂😂😂 You okay? Yeah Jimmy, I’m just drunk. 😂😂😂
@anncairns1099
Жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy and staff 🫂💗😊👍
@femmebrulee5053
Жыл бұрын
The George Santos skit was insane!!!!! lmao
@xy6845
Жыл бұрын
Just like the "real" thing haha
@michaelcase8574
Жыл бұрын
Murdock tells the truth under oath. T"""" pleads the fifth.
@dionwharry2764
Жыл бұрын
How is George Santos still a Congressman. There no integrity clause
@elram2649
Жыл бұрын
@5:35 Not gonna lie... this bit alone should win an Emmy or something. 🏆
@cross3624
Жыл бұрын
Carlson needs to unmask himself...
@monicalara1115
7 ай бұрын
What or who does MTG respect? She's a joke.
@lorrainemasters289
Ай бұрын
Praying for you Kemmel-You are so Blind! TUCKER AND TRUMP- their wide awake-
@NewMessage
Жыл бұрын
We have GOT to get Mike Lindell and George Santos to do a travel show.
@MichaelrennieG
7 ай бұрын
MTG attacked the boy on the street for being Anti Guns
@cathycooper6135
Жыл бұрын
That George Santos bit was sublime!
@msavina9129
Жыл бұрын
5:40. 😂. “Fox news lied to us.”Guillermo: Plonk. Crash 💥
@mygirl1129
Жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@marshamariner7897
Жыл бұрын
LOVE when Jimmy turns right to the 📸 and talks to comrade Carlson p🤡💩🤡💩🖖✌️😺❤️🤍💙💛
@jerseygirl3822
Жыл бұрын
George Santos impersonator is sooo good. He nails that piece of crap.
@mnico732
Жыл бұрын
Guillermo is so cool. Good that he is on Jimmy'S show, like him.
@Messiah-h7x
7 ай бұрын
Those four, shake my head, it feels like these men intended to mock me with them. That's why they said there was four who remained.
@13katecoombs
Жыл бұрын
Wait, Sean Hannity made fun of Kamala Harris's laugh? Has he listened to Tucker Carlson's laugh?!?
@GraemeMcRae
Жыл бұрын
Wow, that was quite a production!
@GdHr-oz5ph
Жыл бұрын
Yes, "people" chose not to stop it. People meaning Conald, who is trying the projector trick again. So sad.
@earthtend2253
Жыл бұрын
The Conald, alright !!! Ho ho ho ho! The GREATEST Projector ... on this earth. .... !
@tubie666666
7 ай бұрын
very prescient looking back from Feb 2024
@yonathanadmasu2892
Жыл бұрын
It is a shame that I can’t hit the like button twice on this one
@kimclarkson9083
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, caught that one with the tattoo tear drop on corner of eye. Any felons w/murder as a conviction want to weigh in here?
@mrreonkadena
7 ай бұрын
Wow. This video takes the cake.
@jayneberkley9742
Жыл бұрын
MTG the dog in the mirror 😂
@2muchtime579
Жыл бұрын
Being anti-war now means you are "pro-Russia" according to this corporate media comedy show
@robertcolacino7310
Жыл бұрын
That woman and her adult son deserve the medal of freedom
@Rocky_Burrito
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is a warmonger
@jimmyh6601
Жыл бұрын
Imagine paying for a meal and having it ruined by seeing horseface in the corner 😕
@annreagan6113
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...NO!
@Rocky_Burrito
Жыл бұрын
@@jimmyh6601 imagine supporting a proxy war
@robertcolacino7310
Жыл бұрын
@ann HELL no
@loloc7664
Жыл бұрын
Dude! He is actually making George Santos a likeable guy with this comedy!
@PaperRaines
Жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, that last skit tho 🤣🤣🤣 I never thought I would say this, but I'm starting to feel bad for George Santos lol. I was young at the height of Michael Jackson in the early nineties, but I know it was pretty toxic. George Santos has gotten an entire decade of Jackson's media dumping in a month, this is so bad 😂😂😂
@peggypasson8794
Жыл бұрын
His behavior caused a negative reaction .when you lie well .............
@sunshine3914
Жыл бұрын
There’s some classic Jake Bryd & Triumph the Insult Comic Dog footage, from outside the MJ trial, that shows the same level of delusion as the MAGA crowd.
@Shadow-1949
Жыл бұрын
MTG - those folks in restaurant took lessons from you
@theresbob8878
7 ай бұрын
As much as I hate the old Tucker, dammit, I agree when the blame is all on Russia and not all instigators such as: USA, NATO, Ukraine.
@filipsolis9574
Жыл бұрын
Lame, feel bad for Jimmy : (
@eileenjesionowski9164
Жыл бұрын
Why is there never enough light to see Jimmy's face clearly? Every other network lights their hosts/anchors with a lot more light.
@pedrosura
Жыл бұрын
The Drag Queen George Santos needs to wear a MAGA hat. I will pitch $100 and get others to do it.
@Messiah-h7x
7 ай бұрын
I just heard a car hit a house or something. I heard Poppy tell me it hit her house. Now she's saying it's David Begler.
@cassandraunheeded
Жыл бұрын
Tucker is beyond pathetic. Sadly he has a dog name and I love dogs.
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