In response to some comments: 1. Yes, in the real world, most of us know that the left & right sides of the brain processes external stimuli (that occurs outside the brain) received from the opposite side of the body (in many, if not all, cases). In the ABSURD premise of this video, the above mentioned sensory processing areas of the brain are not being stimulated. External sounds are not being heard or processed. I am poking at the locations where the sounds have already been heard and processed, and are now stored. Therefore, if one was actually able to poke at the exact memory/neuron that stores a particular sound on one side of the brain, it would (theoretically) be "heard" internally on that exact same side. Also, theoretically, if someone could actually shrink themselves down and walk around the brain as if it were a microscopic tunnel, they would be "heard" internally on the same side. And even if that's still not (theoretically) possible, I am making it possible because fiction. 2. The silicone brain was created by Composite Effects, the same company that creates the mask used for Deep One Dave.
@THEJustinOfAllTime
3 жыл бұрын
Rift hitting us with ASMR and with a science lesson. This is what I'm here for 😌😌
@josefstalin5130
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you uncle rift
@misanthropiclizardman7724
3 жыл бұрын
OK.
@flecca7522
3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe people are pulling the "AcKsHuALLy" card on an asmr vid LMAO
@alexismartini
3 жыл бұрын
The guy just took your brain out first second in and some find ways to discuss the credibility of it Internet is amazing. May you continue the good job ER. Kiss from France
@Max2ds
3 жыл бұрын
He’s so honest about not being a doctor that I think I should trust him with this complex medical operation
@jammo7370
3 жыл бұрын
Who needs complex when you can just use your massive meat paws to manhandle the brain like a true gigachad
@D4rkbl4d3
3 жыл бұрын
@@jammo7370 true chads don't need school to become doctors
@quack7801
3 жыл бұрын
1.4k likes with inly four replies lmaooo
@livetoboardteam
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the logic of anti-vaxxers
@quack7801
3 жыл бұрын
@@livetoboardteam what
@practicalatheism
3 жыл бұрын
“your brain is marvelous” well it is 99% song lyrics and 1% stupid jokes but thanks
@Bennahr_Fett
3 жыл бұрын
1% evil 99% hot gasss
@SniperGuy430
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bennahr_Fett hell in a nutshell
@Bennahr_Fett
3 жыл бұрын
@@SniperGuy430 XD XD DX
@alexmartinez5859
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bennahr_Fett “Well this stinks.”
@fighterflight
3 жыл бұрын
Shoulda said 11% stupid jokes. Missed opportunity.
@nategventer1492
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He’s actually a zombie and he’s seeing if your brain is up to his eating standards
@Daemon.05
3 жыл бұрын
@Space Girl 😂
@impressed4072
2 жыл бұрын
The one time you want to be fail
@luvmunky
2 жыл бұрын
Hmmh the Zombie fda takes awhile, Glad though takes them stomach poping is sucks, glad he test my brains so know im safe when know what brain type im getting
@GODBLESSUNKNOWN
2 жыл бұрын
I Just feel like i was on Black Ops Zombies but i am the experiment.
@Throckmorton10
2 жыл бұрын
@@luvmunky what r u ok did u have a stroke
@chatcleaningservices5512
2 жыл бұрын
The fact he just cut my spinal cord makes me feel so much better. Almost like I'm flying.
@Rustykid52
6 ай бұрын
Flying to heaven
@GalaxyGamer0960
3 ай бұрын
@@Rustykid52 later: falling to hell
@francescodemuro1899
3 жыл бұрын
Rift: "do you have any questions before we get started?" Me: "yes. Are you really not a doctor?" "......ah, the silent type"
@@colemcdonald9562 since when dumbasses have brains (dont take this seriously)
@flwrsodascomplex
2 жыл бұрын
I just love how when they found Corvus, he just says "not sure why Corvus would be located *that far* up your brain" like it would be normal for him to be there, just not there
@YoBoiNoodle
Жыл бұрын
I like how he’s talking to me while my brain is on the table
@andynachos2045
3 ай бұрын
He’s doing it on his own, he’s probably lonely doing this brain operation
@formeitisthemcchicken
3 жыл бұрын
Probing your brain for ASMR is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
@yeetermcgavin2132
3 жыл бұрын
The McChicken is okay, but for me it's the Whopper. The best fast food sandwich.
@Marvo_G
3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how this guy is still going after all these years lmao
@Mut1o0
3 жыл бұрын
Nah The big mek is bettee
@OASIS23-
3 жыл бұрын
You are one of the best commentators on this KZitem channel.
@fruitsn4ck
3 жыл бұрын
@@Marvo_G it can’t be the same guy
@zakkkeeler7842
Жыл бұрын
I find it fun that he talks about our brain but its out of our skull and stuff so we are literally just dead
@shmendez_
Жыл бұрын
No our brains keep us alive there are machines that make the heart still pumping so theoretically if you put the brain perfectly back into the skull brain you would live.
@Cosmictoast3
Жыл бұрын
@@shmendez_ well no
@jnug8452
Жыл бұрын
Nah it's just Bluetooth
@WTPS190
Жыл бұрын
@@jnug8452 lol 💀
@CannedPotato1122
Жыл бұрын
@@shmendez_ no you wouldn't.
@renfrien7009
3 жыл бұрын
so excited for this incredibly non-sketchy procedure!
@nunyabiz7362
3 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any questions before we get started" Yes, in fact I have many questions
@anatheduck
3 жыл бұрын
my question is .... WHY HE GOTTA HAT ON THAT SAYS "trust me im not a doctor" lol
@NerdStuffing
3 жыл бұрын
@@anatheduck So we can trust him
@julioromo5849
2 жыл бұрын
Lol what will you do when you go to the docter and when he puts on gloves he plays with he's hands and fingers also I did feel it that said of my brain......
@nathanisaac8172
2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, let’s get started!
@Hoarding-Stories
3 жыл бұрын
11:21 that legit startled me, I wasn't expecting it and it only being in the left ear made it seem like it wasn't just in the video for a second
@Yiyyhi
3 жыл бұрын
Same, I was just about to fall asleep and I heard that and I jumped up 😭
@ultra_fern_forest
3 жыл бұрын
i thought some random man came into my room and started whispering
@RRTSMPlayz
2 жыл бұрын
Corvus really made surprises to his patients right? I mean really, I legit got shocked
@rcla_3088
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he touches the different areas and associate it with their function makes it so much realistic and better 😍
@Glivch
Жыл бұрын
“touches the different areas..” “makes it so more realistic and better 😍”. Ayo pause?! 🤨📸
@Madara_Uchiha69420
Жыл бұрын
@@Glivch 😂
@justagirlwholikesvideogame1635
Жыл бұрын
I think your mind needs bleach... A lot of it
@winterkai3333
Жыл бұрын
Rift: "So this is your brain-" Me: "What on earth! Put it back!"
@pieguy5692
3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the reference to when Corvus was running around ER's brain to try and find the lost patient in the meet my braincells video. I'd like to think that after realizing he could take rifts into his patient's brains he just started exploring them which is why he's in our brain during this video.
@brandenduguay4655
3 жыл бұрын
if anyone wants to know where this is its at 11:21
@EphemeralRift
3 жыл бұрын
I wish it were true, but this is not a reference to that video at all. I wasn't even thinking about that video. But now that I think of it, maybe it was a subconscious thing after all.
@worldwidewebster6224
3 жыл бұрын
@@EphemeralRift Happy coincidence?
@nyooom3299
3 жыл бұрын
@@worldwidewebster6224 a happy little accident
@Dance2rember88
3 жыл бұрын
@@EphemeralRift seems he got into your brain 😥
@kryptynite76
3 жыл бұрын
The "trust me, I'm a doctor" cap really puts me at ease Oh that's _not_ what it says...
@darkestfriend7281
3 жыл бұрын
Still puts me at ease
@JosueHernandez-um4kc
2 жыл бұрын
Hint: Look at Pauls head
@seymour2113
3 жыл бұрын
Thankfully Rift is qualified in the field of brain probing, he even took his education so far as to become not a doctor
@YesFrogYes
3 жыл бұрын
It's spelled notuhdoctor
@the_protectorof_smols3563
3 жыл бұрын
What tickles me here is that statement would be valid on bizzarro world
@user-ye9bc7nw2c
3 жыл бұрын
@@the_protectorof_smols3563 ?
@system32.te_
3 ай бұрын
Can’t loose your medical license if you never had one.
@kccooksey2460
3 жыл бұрын
the fact that you could make a totally non-sketchy procedure *and* it's actually kind of comforting (except when i couldn't process cuz u know my brain was on the table)
@fgsfds123q
3 жыл бұрын
Actually getting the ol' tingles is pretty rare for me. That "random brain probings" section was a tingle ASSAULT. Holy dang, Rift.
@shins.u
3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly surprised that he actually pulled out a brain, I thought I had nothing in there.
@nukiradio
3 жыл бұрын
I'm as surprised as you are
@Kellicing
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo "Trust me I'm not a doctor" is absolutely amazing I'd still trust him too
@panzercrewman616
3 жыл бұрын
Besides, he works with eldeich gods! I think he knows what he is doing
@user-ye9bc7nw2c
3 жыл бұрын
@@panzercrewman616 no
@panzercrewman616
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ye9bc7nw2c well I for one, trust his surgeon skills
@morgeng98
3 жыл бұрын
@@panzercrewman616 I lol
@miss.7964
Жыл бұрын
This explains a lot, i am brainless now.
@fiorinopizio4554
Жыл бұрын
Always has been
@overworldfresh4870
Жыл бұрын
I*
@thegtaseries
3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine a tiny corvus running through a labyrinth in my brain
@RRTSMPlayz
3 жыл бұрын
Bro XD That would be very cute
@RusticAlarm
3 жыл бұрын
I've watched ER enough to accurately guess each one of these triggers
@panzercrewman616
3 жыл бұрын
That’s some next level fanning right there
@Whatever-mx3bt
3 жыл бұрын
Yes he seems to run off of a formula for each script, much like a storyline.
@bangboombinggacha2792
3 жыл бұрын
Emergency Room.
@Whatever-mx3bt
3 жыл бұрын
@@bangboombinggacha2792 Broooo, ER should do an ASMR ER hospital roleplay!
@bangboombinggacha2792
3 жыл бұрын
Yea dude
@angelsofficalmemer9872
3 жыл бұрын
Me: * vibing and relaxing to the vid * Corvus: * Makes a appearance * Me: WAIT- HOLY SHIT HE'S RETURNED!!!!
@AshtonIsExisting
3 жыл бұрын
I know! It’s been so long and he was literally on our brain the entire time!
@t-90theslavictonk60
3 жыл бұрын
huh. thats weird
@xRawritzRyderx
3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@maskedgunbamboo8138
3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@angelsofficalmemer9872
3 жыл бұрын
@@maskedgunbamboo8138 11:22
@NijahPlays
2 жыл бұрын
Him: touches the wrong thing Paralysis: bonjour!
@journeyman210
3 ай бұрын
Ability to move: adios!
@plaguemockter7235
2 жыл бұрын
Things that live rent-free in my head: -Deltarune soundtrack -Jurassic Park franchise -Helluva Boss -......Corvus, apparently
@maxx5680
3 жыл бұрын
14:14 got me tingle and goosebumps from my head to my back.... feels so good....
@ShadowCim
3 жыл бұрын
out of all ASMRtists, you´re my favourite. you´re so damn so creative, and the ammount of tingles you´ve provided over the years is something I thank you for
@thedriestpuddle3560
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he has a short beard makes it so much better when he puts on the mask. ( 1:46 )
@avaroche3984
3 жыл бұрын
This guy makes everything so interesting in a relaxing way
@iRedFox
3 жыл бұрын
19:10 i loved that sound! And the whisper at 21:05
@amandameic.618
3 жыл бұрын
11:21 I JUMPED god i wasn’t paying attention and got so scared- i thought there was someone beside me. thank you for the heart attack, rift.
@Vvampire.18
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo😭💀💀
@s8rly
Жыл бұрын
realll
@reonryon3221
2 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@CountOxymagomedovMMA
3 жыл бұрын
I felt immune to ASMR lately so I had to be rushed to the ER. That is, *Ephemeral Rift* to be exact.
@qwerticia915
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@LincLegendGaming-rr1on
7 ай бұрын
Your voice is so calm and peaceful I love your videos and you just earned another sub
@trinibforboss
Жыл бұрын
"He his hat saying trust me I'm not a doctor" Me:Should I be concerned?..
@Rhovanion85
3 жыл бұрын
People in 2019: “wow, he got a face mask just for this video”
@bonnnetwork
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@iwakuralain1459
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, little did we know...
@trumplostlol5281
3 жыл бұрын
“Wow his attention to detail! He literally bought a legit hospital face mask just for this video!” dumb anti-vaxxers would probably still react that way lol
@madiqismal4186
3 жыл бұрын
People in 2022: "Why is he not wearing at least 3 masks? Is he trying to kill EVERYONE?"
@tangolikehydra8208
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the cOwOnavirus
@ryanthecringeanimator9541
3 жыл бұрын
My mind: when's the next Corvus Video? ER: This video technically cause Corvus' voice is in it
@rosscurry5364
3 жыл бұрын
Yes bro, you hit 1 mil! I’ve been watching your videos for a few years now and it’s great to see that you’ve hit the milestone you deserved a long time ago :) you should be proud of yourself, keep up the good work ER
@izices
28 күн бұрын
During the poking and prodding I think k it would've been hilarious to hear Corvus give a soft 'ow my head'
@Awsimeboy
3 жыл бұрын
48:24 “Imagine if you will” that line will forever be in my head
@noahparnell9583
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine yourself, in a frozen forest
@johnedits8286
3 жыл бұрын
His sense of humour is on another level like the way he introduces new techniques to make us sleep 🙌
Him: “What a beautiful masterpiece” Me: *having a seizure on the chair*
@doc.spooky3770
3 жыл бұрын
@@lifeishard1633 *violent vibrations*
@lifeishard1633
3 жыл бұрын
@@doc.spooky3770 Er: *touches a part of my brain* My leg: Hey guys log time no see
@doc.spooky3770
3 жыл бұрын
@@lifeishard1633 lol
@ChaoticWizard
3 жыл бұрын
My man invented Bluetooth brain. Shit's got wireless connection.
@sphiao6274
2 жыл бұрын
ongg 😭😭
@vincezockt127
2 жыл бұрын
11:20 Is the best Trigger for me Corvus is Always a win
@rwlong88
3 жыл бұрын
I know people have said it before but the man is genius, unreal creativity 👏
@pokemon1895
3 жыл бұрын
I was literally texting my brother this when the video dropped. "When EA designs your positronic brain. No no, the >70 IQ is DLC only. That's right. >100 IQ is the collectors edition. Seizures and blackouts? We're aware and working on a patch now. Should be ready by the end of next year. Oh, no, we show you've had more than two thoughts so you can no longer return it. Yes, reading the return policy counted as a thought."
@wijuc242
3 жыл бұрын
ok
@nighTmareCSGO
3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@asherwebber3512
3 жыл бұрын
Lol no reply for ur brother
@harnatpog98
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else getting the brain aneurysm glitch?
@bonnnetwork
3 жыл бұрын
My brain bricked and got a tumor
@PenleyIsLost
3 жыл бұрын
He detached our eyes so we can see, such a kind man
@marvinklein2488
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I don't know why all I know is this man has my brain
@TroubledGremlin
3 жыл бұрын
I always know The Tissue Package of Great Relaxation when I hear it
@What-lr8uz
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but your the only asmr artist that I can watch the time and effort that goes into the costumes and ideas and I always love rewatching them
@Nikyukuro
3 жыл бұрын
Rift: let's try this one *cotton eye Joe starts playing*
@ImTotallyTown
2 жыл бұрын
Watching this the first time was good. Watching it the 90th time tonight and yet nothing has changed
@emilywarren-uq7mk
8 ай бұрын
Best ASMR I've ever heard❤
@fatal4-wayproductions384
3 жыл бұрын
Rifts content is more than Asmr, it’s a whole story and I love it!!!
@jassspencer1082
3 жыл бұрын
What I love about this mans work is that his video thumbnails don’t look like click bait and for that reason they stand out. Non click bait is now the new click bait. Thank you, Rift, for staying true.
@30_vortex
2 ай бұрын
the way ive been coming back to this video for almost a week now and ill still be able to fall asleep
@jorgeadiel-ft6tk
Жыл бұрын
that brain is very realistic
@Sunkissedspirit
3 жыл бұрын
Best Male ASMRist period. Let's hope he gets to 2 million soon
@panzercrewman616
3 жыл бұрын
I find it cool that he collaborated with no one. Not one single KZitemr. It’s just him and the asylum, the patients, the staff, and the eldrich gods
@bruhmiusmomentium1082
3 жыл бұрын
@@panzercrewman616 he collabed with Lloyd asmr he's really good too
@_Scoff_
3 жыл бұрын
@@panzercrewman616 most of his old collabs are privated
@lexihayden99
3 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, Corvus terrified me lmao.
@dnd2216
3 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how you manage man. The quality and creativity and you upload damn near daily. Out of any channel and I mean ANY channel ive seen on KZitem period, you have the best ratio between quality and consistency. Been here for years and will be for many more. Cant wait for the next video :)
@TheBreadM4n
Ай бұрын
GYAT DAYUM HIS HEAD MUST HUMUNGOUS TO HAVE THAT HUGE OF A BRIAN DAYM
@EVERYTHING-mb6um
3 жыл бұрын
Half expecting him to say “splendiferous”
@acrazysheepdog1555
3 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the subtle humor of him literally poking our brains, since in most of his videos he sort of ‘pokes’ our brains with his different ASMR techniques and sounds he likes to use, so him literally doing that here is both awesome and humorous, and the hat helps with the ‘dad humor’ of this video.
@gabriels.i.780
3 жыл бұрын
WHERE IGGY MANLEY AT?!?!?!?! (That's not my brain: my brain is 95% Iggy Manley/5% microwave dinners)
@whyiwakeup6460
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm
@kaylagellert6273
2 жыл бұрын
do you think you could ever do a asmr video for healing with the brain? getting back to your void? flow? pineal gland? highest self?
@ChristinaZebra7
3 жыл бұрын
I'm very early... And it's just in time for a nap (and apparently brain surgery too 😆) Thank you Paul for all of your amazing videos, my husband and I always enjoy your content! ❤️
@valeuphoricaa546
3 жыл бұрын
hiS NAmE IS PAUL?!?!?! best name ever
@ChristinaZebra7
3 жыл бұрын
@@valeuphoricaa546 indeed it is! Lol
@metalmad8978
3 жыл бұрын
I am in absolute awe of Uncle ER. His creativity is just superb and I love how he 'interacts' with us.
@gabespiro8902
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I don’t watch to relax, sometimes I just like to admire the worldbuilding
@vouriequatte
Жыл бұрын
this is so creative, im so relaxed and sleepy but i dont wanna fall asleep yet cuz this is so cool lol
@Renamoose
3 жыл бұрын
The sound of corvus's voice alone is enough to trigger me
@m3rcuryslaboratory322
3 жыл бұрын
"Good Now" This exact moment. Not before or after. To all reading this, I hope your now is good, now that you are here.
@GeneralRosity
3 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any questions?" Me: do I get my- "Ah the silent type, I'll take that as a no."
@AaronThundermaster9803
28 күн бұрын
That brain looks like a real brain.
@emprass7557
Жыл бұрын
Thats okay, my brain is connected to Bluetooth
@michillious05
3 жыл бұрын
There must be lots of editing efforts involved in this, appreciate that~
@traceyisab
3 жыл бұрын
You put my brain to sleep for about 7 hours.
@Jasper-s1i
14 күн бұрын
I get a bunch of tingles
@xoshin
2 жыл бұрын
the doctor: i'll remove your brain from your skull. the hat: trust me i'm not a doctor🫣
@BasicXavier
3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyone ever told you how marvellous your brain is?" Me: "." "I do love brains" Me:"."
@JokingMaatVR
2 ай бұрын
I thought he was going to PUNCH ITTT!! LOL
@jogglemynoggle6717
2 жыл бұрын
He might not be a licensed doctor, but he’s very honest so I’ll let him poke at my brain for a minute
@Scruffy3870
3 жыл бұрын
Uncle E: Do you have any questions before we get started Me: Is that a wiki how in the back? Uncle E: *Ah the silent type*
@commanderkenzie9883
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes my 1pm brain probing session only with the finest not-doctor doctor
@pussyisblack7877
Жыл бұрын
This was the first and only video to ever give me tingles
@onefordespair
2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this one. I love it!
@rich1012
3 жыл бұрын
I’m starting to think rift and Corvus are the same person. 🤔
@EphemeralRift
3 жыл бұрын
i have no idea who you are talking about
@chaoticclown1173
3 жыл бұрын
Stay putted and maybe you’ll get a nice beaking.
@ToriS61910
3 ай бұрын
his breathing sounds like michael myers😭😭😭
@dayronmolina3363
Жыл бұрын
hes like okie doki but when HE TOOK SOMEONES BRAIN OUT
@annalinna2256
3 жыл бұрын
eres la razón por la cuál mi cuarentena no ha sido tan mala, tus videos son asombrosos, nunca pares!
@AnonymousIsStillHere
11 ай бұрын
8:17 so satisfying
@brendakrieger7000
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome! A brain massage🧠🤯 Thanks 🤪
@PetruLungu721
8 ай бұрын
Bro just disconnected me from the world by removing my bloody brain and he espects to answer back his questions, i love it ❤
@totisgaming1668
2 жыл бұрын
Good doctor: 0%. Brain damage: 100%
@winterxo-
2 жыл бұрын
His voice is marvellous!
@paimon4710
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you asking me questions I’m literally dead I can’t speak
@RandomSALT808
4 ай бұрын
He is also the best asmritist ever to exist
@The_Kentuckian
3 жыл бұрын
These videos are a good weird. Like I can't tell if he's very avant-garde or if he's slyly taking the piss out of ASMR by proving it doesn't matter what's being said, no matter how odd, just that it's being said soothingly.
@depressedcontroller
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is just the right amount of seriousness and has great humor
@jjaayy3063
2 жыл бұрын
‘Has anyone told you how marvellous your brain is?’ Weirdly enough yes
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