Professor Pumpernickel sits in his lab
Sifting through every vial
A splash of laughter, a spritz of glee
Even a bit of toad's bile
A drop of this and a dash of that
With a puff of smoke and a boom
This potion of his, this tonic he's made
The world's gonna love this brew
Professor Pumpernickel’s peculiar potion,
Causing a ruckus, promotin' commotion
Drink it up and for just one day,
Be a strange madcap in every way
Billy took a sip and he started to float
Off he went, high in the sky
Mrs. Jones took a sip, her nose turned green
She couldn't undo as much as she tried
The mayor tried a drop and started to rhyme
He walked, talked and even squawked at hawks
The bakers bread even danced a little jig
Passerbys couldn't help but gawk
Professor Pumpernickel’s peculiar potion,
Causing a ruckus, promotin' commotion
Drink it up and for just one day,
Be a strange madcap in every way
Professor Pumpernickel’s peculiar potion,
Causing a ruckus, promotin' commotion
Drink it up and for just one day,
Be a strange madcap in every way
By the end of the day
The world had gone mad
The professor's potion
Maybe wasn't so bad
Sometimes all we need
Is a giggle or a grin
Or even a prank
To let the healing begin
Professor Pumpernickel’s peculiar potion,
Causing a ruckus, promotin' commotion
Drink it up and for just one day,
Be a strange madcap in every way
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