I JUST S, OUT MY AH. BOOTED MY PC, CUZ I NEED NEED, TO GET THAT FORNITE BATTLE PASS. I LIKE FORNITE DID I MENTION FORNITE? I LIKE FORNITE. ITS NIGHTTIME. ACTUALLY FIVE O CLOCK SO ITS BASICALLY NIGHTTIME. DO YALL REMEMBER CARTOON NETWORK, ADVENTURE TIME?
@BeebGrondo
10 ай бұрын
I just shit out my ass
@DaRealGamerBoi
10 ай бұрын
I JuSt $#¡7 oUT My ASs
@EilidhsShortz1992
10 ай бұрын
I just ____ out my assss
@-Better_Luck_Next_Time
10 ай бұрын
@@EilidhsShortz1992 BOOTED UP MY PC,
@Vico_Editz
11 ай бұрын
People who just watched her acting like we were singing ⬇️
@tobypacquet3963
6 ай бұрын
100th LIKE
@LovelyLittleSparkledogs
6 ай бұрын
104th like lol
@jacevanarkel8883
3 ай бұрын
And then she responds saying "Beautiful singing"
@ArtishaBajpai
Ай бұрын
I FORGOT THIS MASTERPIECE EXISTED LOL!😭💅🏻
@badbittie4798
Ай бұрын
I did
@brokenpayphone
Жыл бұрын
mine: Maybe we got a bit offtrack Might've been a little rash But I swear I'm calling back, you see I'm a sucker for your loving, addict to that toxin, call me baby and tomorrow it's haunted, I'm posting on my timeline, but I never once see your loving smile
@Alyssa-jr7nn
3 ай бұрын
This is soo good whatttt
@arabvllaaa
Ай бұрын
Sooo goodddd
@Jiten-pm5lz
Ай бұрын
This is lame. Your supposed to make complimentary lyrics, not simping lyrics.
@MonkeyEdits2500
Ай бұрын
@@Jiten-pm5lz actually, it's their choice what to do, like the girl giving them the option literally says "me or the ps5" so shut up calling him a simp when he's the actual normal person here being creative and choosing another option
@Jiten-pm5lz
Ай бұрын
@@MonkeyEdits2500 you misunderstand the context. This exact one has been used by someone else months ago on a different version of the short by another person. In this case, being creative would be merging ideas not taking a purely nice or purely not nice stance
@Emislayhehe1
Жыл бұрын
Me:………………… Her: such beautiful words 🎉
@ciannaarmstrong7798
Жыл бұрын
Same❤🎉
@Daniel-rd9ch
Жыл бұрын
The PS5 will never leave you she will
@lululolly
11 ай бұрын
dont choose the ps5 she will run it over just sell it
@harrisonmcgrath5948
11 ай бұрын
sherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@alexanderroxburgh
9 ай бұрын
My verse: Ok I'm sorry i understand that I've been quite a jerk, but if we have a chat about it then maybe it'll work. You think that I'm obsessed with it but its really just a hobby. But it's like you putting makeup on so there's no to be bossy. Cuz I mean literally it takes you like an hour to get ready, you don't need a fancy dress you already look pretty but the point is I choose you I'll give it to my brother instead, so now that we're done with this I'm heading to bed 😴
@DAZED_0RCH1DS
2 ай бұрын
Why is no one talking about how good this is
@alexanderroxburgh
2 ай бұрын
@V01dbug11 appreciate it my dude
@ur.fav.chloe333
Ай бұрын
okay this is so good why is nobody talking about it!
@fridagil8128
19 күн бұрын
Literally the best one yet!! So underrated!
@alexanderroxburgh
19 күн бұрын
Yall are absolute champions thx so much ❤️ 😊🙏
@haroldfelizf
Ай бұрын
I said “I pick the ps5” and needed to wait until she talks again 💀
@itznotgiving5362
22 күн бұрын
😂
@scarlettdiscua9356
11 ай бұрын
People who didn’t even sing 🎤 👇🏻
@fatimatawfiq56
10 ай бұрын
Me😂
@0700_Hours
9 ай бұрын
gang💪💪
@unsure69
9 ай бұрын
I can't but I can freestyle
@scarlettdiscua9356
9 ай бұрын
THANKS for all the likes
@Tandaraza
8 ай бұрын
Lmao same
@God_Gamer_Yt100
Жыл бұрын
Her voice:❤️🩹🥰❤ My voice:☠️💀☠️👹👹👹👺😈
@Automaton_unit
Жыл бұрын
POV: I made Dante sing PS5
@thegoldene999
Жыл бұрын
same
@Owais4k
9 ай бұрын
Don’t remind me 💀
@TICPlayzshorts
8 ай бұрын
well i can kind of freestle
@Burnt_Loaf.
3 ай бұрын
Autotune.
@Janyks
Жыл бұрын
im getting battle pass flashbacks
@Maxwellirl
2 ай бұрын
LET ABDUL CISSE COOK
@salemxbowie25
6 ай бұрын
When the first thing that comes to my mind is LETS GOOO SAY YOU'RE READY FOR BATTLE 🎵🎶 iykyk
@Louierobson237
Жыл бұрын
I'll take ur ps5 and ur 4 wheel drive, i'd take you for a ride but it seems you've declined
@That_Doge
Жыл бұрын
DAM SPIT MORE BARS PLEASE!
@Yourdailyicedlatte
Жыл бұрын
DAMNNNN BRO NAILED IT
@squidcrusher1485
11 ай бұрын
(credit me if you use these lyrics) I'm sorry I don't like you, I think we should split up You can't even go to Kroger without wearing makeup I'll take your PS5 and your 4 wheel drive, i'd take you for a ride but it seems you've declined. Please leave now, I don't more problems, if you don't leave, I'll throw you in a collum. I gotta go so I'll see you in hell, so go out with your girlfriend, does that ring a bell?
@noobruni
7 ай бұрын
@@squidcrusher1485 if i would date you i would be the one getting PLAYED
@MR_Rabbits838_gameing
Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry when I roasted her.
@ghalbertvargas
11 ай бұрын
Can I hear the roast
@holdenmiller-willoughby-mo1fp
11 ай бұрын
Do it again
@ghalbertvargas
11 ай бұрын
Hello can I hear the roast
@fanofluxray
11 ай бұрын
@@ghalbertvargasno
@glowkissedph9769
9 ай бұрын
I ultimately roaster by the last lyrics rat house
@CheesyStakeTherian
Жыл бұрын
Packgod left the chat
@thegoldene999
Жыл бұрын
idc
@Cupcake_0fficial101
11 ай бұрын
@@thegoldene999wha-
@moai6617
Жыл бұрын
Me: Fortnite battle pass, I just sh1t out my a$$. I’m booting up my pc, cause I need, need, to get that Fortnite battle pass. I like Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite? I like Fortnite, it’s night time. I mean it’s five o’ clock, that’s basically nighttime. Y’all remember Cartoon Network, Adventure Time?
@meerarao66
2 ай бұрын
Good song😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@Theonewhoasked0123
11 ай бұрын
Verse 2: I thought she was joking, but she looked dead serious She said it's either her or the console, this is getting tedious I tried to explain how much I wanted to play But she didn't want to hear it, she just walked away Chorus: Now I'm stuck here alone, with just my PS5 Gaming all day and night, just trying to stay alive I miss my girl, but I can't give up this console I hope she understands one day, and comes back to my console-loving soul
@JujuBennie
10 ай бұрын
Underrated 😭
@SophiaVargas123
10 ай бұрын
Nice I like it
@tim.m2
9 ай бұрын
its not that deep
@SophiaVargas123
8 ай бұрын
@@tim.m2?
@0_0Gui
8 ай бұрын
Here mine: shut up you lil bi-
@fartfecices123
Жыл бұрын
Mine: why you making me decide, over a console or a human life, naw you backstabbed me with a knife CUZ IMMA BOUGHTAA PLAY FORKKNIFE Wow this is my second comment out of KZitem that has over 100 likes thanks
@iffathnaveed7526
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@estheruuleon9917
11 ай бұрын
I said " fortnight battle pass I just sh!t out my @ss"😂
@Football_Edits77777
10 ай бұрын
Lol
@annetteblack1620
9 ай бұрын
bro started rapping lol
@mssheilamckenziemckenzie2504
7 ай бұрын
I sang your lyrics, and I died of laughter
@Random_Monk999
7 ай бұрын
I can hear his angelic voice… make it stop… NOOOOOO…. FOrTNItE BATTLe PasS
@cfdafp
5 ай бұрын
Its fall guys battlepass
@TheChaoticArtist1
Ай бұрын
There’s two versions, you both are correct
@user-ow7rw7jf9b
Жыл бұрын
Can't you decide It's simple you just got a pimple for lyin' to meeee well good for me Got no time to cry Can't you see birds fly If you chose your ps5 well that's ok It's me or ps5 Cause I've had enough letting you play with my heart and mind So it me or ps5 ?? ( In a whispering voice) Did you like it guys ??
@user-oe8kb8xq1z
Жыл бұрын
Yes I like it! It’s pretty good!:)
@toeisonicthecutebluehedgeh516
Жыл бұрын
So get me out your basement before I cry
@annetteblack1620
9 ай бұрын
yessir
@flurp2316
9 ай бұрын
Nu
@Charlie_THE_Misandrist
7 ай бұрын
i cringed as i read this
@Groovelicious.
Жыл бұрын
"Its me or the ps5" a Boeing AH-64 Apache is currently set to your position
@ramilbitangcor2879
Жыл бұрын
How it's my turn: Okay I pick the ps5, you can give all the rhymes, i need the ps5 so i can play every games. I rather pick ps5, like all the shooting stars everything i disappointed of legendary god of war i mean just the whole verse raps, thinking of just legendary type, nothing but ps5 i don't know if could pick the ps5 i should rather pick the ps5 in these vote just like the other people this is just vote i think something of ordinary songs, just an like fortnite battle pass i don't even need that i don't even play fortnite (Sorry for the edit)
@mymeIodyy
5 ай бұрын
incel
@zer0_iz_d34d
Жыл бұрын
Overwatch battle pass, I lost the race I came in last, booted up my ps4, cuz I need more levels on the Overwatch battle pass. I like Overwatch, did I mention Overwatch? I like Overwatch, it’s night time. I mean it’s 9 o clock that’s basically night time. Y’all remember Pokémon and Mr Mime?
@tonydsoy
Жыл бұрын
good job m8
@Iamfireyplush_2763
11 ай бұрын
Here’s Mine: Ey Girl Ima Pick The PS5 beacuse obviously Your a fan girl that’s five and you use a filter to make you look adult so the ps5 is a better then chalk so I take the ps5 *mic drop*
@unnamedscribble
8 ай бұрын
@@Iamfireyplush_2763bro rhymed girl with itself
@FantomAviation
4 ай бұрын
Well you say I can’t decide But it’s you who’s lost your mind I never have to make up my mind But you make me wanna find More PS5S FROM THE GAMESTOP
@user-iu9bk6zi4i
25 күн бұрын
"I choose the PS5" "I'm sorry for choosing to play video games instead spending time with you" "But i do regret maring you" This PS5 comes with 2 controllers But the second one is for my friend to play" "So here, take 1000$ to buy a PS5 for yourself" "Im going to move out now: So, were those lyrics good?
@Megagirus2000
6 ай бұрын
In the notepad Fates all written Cus Pandora didn’t listen Time will march in here with me THE SCREEN THE LAST YOU’LL EVER SEE
@_Lyrical7
11 ай бұрын
ForTnItE BaTtLe PaSs 😂😂😂
@Mihaib1234
Ай бұрын
I just sh1t out ma a$$
@alexisdum6110
20 күн бұрын
I just shit out my ass
@funkytime69
Күн бұрын
it's me boy, i'm the ps5
@user-xs7yp7ob3j
9 күн бұрын
I love her voice ❤❤
@ZayneisHim
6 ай бұрын
“Tell me which one of us is ur type” Ps5: Miles Morales or Spider-Man 2 😂
@markus12bayerl
Жыл бұрын
I hava a ps5 but I still want an other ps5
@XQ_Mikey
Жыл бұрын
Spoiled
@thecrow_real
Жыл бұрын
@@XQ_Mikey fax
@Moyzztfn
Жыл бұрын
Greedy
@Ideal_broccoli
Жыл бұрын
Bro that’s not what the song means 💀
@AliMhate-yd8ll
Жыл бұрын
Don't act like spoiled brat I have ps5 and I clean it every day I got 92.5% in exam so my dad gifted me. In 10th
@laurenfosen9090
Ай бұрын
This girl drives me insane. Like why is she threatening me?
@GetoOfThy
11 ай бұрын
BRO I SUNG THE ENTIRE FORTNITE BATTLEPASS SPNG FOR THE DUET
@sparkgoodwithbusiness
Жыл бұрын
I love it so much I made of my own duet
@planecommenter
10 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH PS5!! THE PS5 WONT YELL AT ME FOR NO REASON, WONT STEAL MY FOOD, AND WONT CRY ALL THE TIME
@mymeIodyy
5 ай бұрын
incel
@hd29359
3 күн бұрын
IN THE NOTEPAD FATES ARE WRITHEEN CUZ PANDORA I DINT LISTEN ZAP YOUR MARCH AND HERE WITH ME THIS SCREEN IS THE LAST YOU WILL EVER SEE
@AlexsLifeOfficial
Жыл бұрын
Its Me or the oculus quest Tell me which you want to put on next.
@999Balls
Жыл бұрын
The Oculus quest if i had one
@JustJorby
11 ай бұрын
Seems your decision’s mixed, so if it’s not me, then I’m also gonna run that over!
@pikachucutie
Жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie I love to sing but not in front of people
@OrangePunch_INC
11 ай бұрын
same but a good way to get over it is to sing with friends or anyone else who feel comfortable singing around
@Sussy_baddies
10 ай бұрын
Same! Pepole is my fave song
@ireenreeeeee4728
Жыл бұрын
Me trying to process what I’m going to say: 👁👄👁 Me finally deciding: *sings what I had in my head*
@oddaudrey1
5 ай бұрын
Girl I love your shirt sm!!! And you’re so pretty! ✨🤩
@Lockyourphones
Жыл бұрын
Never let them know your next move: just buy 2 so they can play on it together
@nwamakaegbeogu7846
Жыл бұрын
dumb
@Waffles2009
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the best alternative
@soupdragon12
Жыл бұрын
Bro just buy another controller you don’t have to go to such extreme lengths.
@DDN_VIDS
Жыл бұрын
Ps5 cause I don’t have one 😂
@999Balls
Жыл бұрын
Me too i don't have one
@llKAR1Mll
Жыл бұрын
It's me or the steam deck. Tell me what's gonna suck your....
@CoderFromST
5 ай бұрын
I can still hear FoRtNiTe bæTțlłe Pæss
@fax..1
Жыл бұрын
Her or the ps3… the ps3
@lifewzoe
Жыл бұрын
My turn : Yeah the ps5 Am I really your type? Oh the ps5 it’s hot can cook an egg on It Playing for hours at a time Done I can’t think of anything else😭💀
@Justa_Box-oc2pr
2 ай бұрын
am I the only person who locked in and started singing
@user-yw6zh6rq4s
7 ай бұрын
My is “so you’re elden and I don’t care about your opinion but you’re not my type “
@madhurjya5244
Жыл бұрын
ps5 💜
@LexTheAnimeKid
Жыл бұрын
Definitely You Slay Queen 👸
@chuuislovechuuislife
3 ай бұрын
Who else can still hear Taehyun and Yeonjun’s majestic vocals 😭😍
@snowZelda123
3 ай бұрын
Him voice : ❤ My voice : 🐿️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😭👹 Sorry People i cant singing😭
@masongarciathekingbee4503
Жыл бұрын
My words of this: Ps5 is the way to go Cuz U backstabbed me like a sandopede splittin' apart which is what you did and speakin' of split I think it's time to so see You knocked me away like I was covered in ketchup and you were a bunger so I ain't letting you run it over So I'm going up with the HALO above my head cuz you are an assassin all the way to the creed and I won't let you run it over just like you did to me
@_.mariaa_.
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisopowski2563 Um they aren't yours, they are stolen💀. And don't say that I lie, here you go: kzitem.info3ZyJSUo3MI4?feature=share
@ivanhan5551
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisopowski2563stolen 💀
@chrisopowski2563
Жыл бұрын
@@ivanhan5551 no like bro dont u have anything better to do then lie like bro wants to get girls Thats Why ur showing ur name
@ivanhan5551
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisopowski2563is from a video 💀ur showing ur name too 💀 plus u cant get rid of u name😢
@chrisopowski2563
Жыл бұрын
@@ivanhan5551 first of all Chrisopowski is not my real name and second of all atleast im more popular then u i have to channels this one with i think 21 subs and my danish one with 65 so bore off
@loganharradine6358
Жыл бұрын
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you
@KaidynceOwens-hx3gf
11 ай бұрын
NO RICKROLLING😂😂😂😂
@MrGoated-Siu
18 күн бұрын
My chorus : FoRtNiTe BaTtLe PaSs I jUsT sHiT aT mY aSs, and the next one is Babe don’t let me choose, Because it’s gonna be a losing fight…..for you”
@yoda-my9vm
Жыл бұрын
Mine: well well well its me the switch! And I’m afraid that he’s going to pick neither of you cuz I have Mario Sonic and uhh Animal crossing! oh guess I’m not that great after all.
@enzostopmotion9093
Жыл бұрын
You're about to be unalived Because im about to pull out my 9 Your soul is worth about a dime But is it really worth a minute of my time
@999Balls
Жыл бұрын
4 like no comments i will comment because one i like to be first and that is it
@Automaton_unit
Жыл бұрын
It doesn't rhyme
@NenaPotato
Жыл бұрын
i would rather have an actually good PC over a ps5 tbh
@Momsbelikewoah
Жыл бұрын
ITS ME IM THE PS5--
@Fazueli_kkk
Жыл бұрын
I got this,im a official songwritter "First of all you ain't that chilling,meanwhile cod gives a better feeling" "Ok let me say this in PSN i can meet more faces but if i choose you girl i'll just hear disgraces" "I think this battle is over,what i mean is that i prefer the console so you better say my place in your life is for sold" "Just to finish this i only have to tell,that i hope you'll be well"
@Fazueli_kkk
Жыл бұрын
What do you guys think?
@sketchy275
11 ай бұрын
@@Fazueli_kkkbussin
@porschephiliac4356
Жыл бұрын
Mine: Nah,nah,nah. Girl I know you want me to stop with the game but I don't want the fame. So after this I'll breakup and you'll be a sad duck. ⬇️PS5
@porshabenberry5854
8 ай бұрын
Team ps5 👇
@squidink4887
10 ай бұрын
gotta love how everybody i saw duet this said ps5
@Lulee1277
8 ай бұрын
In the notepad, fates are written, cuz Pandora didn't listen, time will march and here me THIS SCREEN IS THE LAST YOU'LL EVER SEE!!!
@Arti_Playz.Mischevious
Ай бұрын
Mine: Look girl, either way it's a lose lose. Why don't you take time to choose? (Choose) Let me turn this conversation over! I promise you won't be the closer! Would you choose me or shopping, You would probably end up hopping! Like a bunny running away, Guess what! You'll have to pay! For all them bills, Walking up hills, Take your pills! So you're not a psychopath! I don't wanna feel your Wrath! Now can't you go and take a bath? (Jeez!)
@trefakurd6505
11 ай бұрын
Sweat down if you run over my PS5 I’ll send you do a different universe
@chedex93
2 ай бұрын
my lyrics: look i dont really wanna chose but if i really had to choose i'd choose the ps5 (3 second break) like i don't wanna say a game is more important than your name but- (2 second break) it's 500 dollars you're free. (4 second break) like free. (another 2 second break) free. we're done. (clap and then it ends) yes i know the lyrics are bad
@Aw-vc2us
4 ай бұрын
The song is so good
@Kpop_stan_multifandom
3 ай бұрын
Who knows this song bc of tomorrow by together 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
@alandoyle1077
6 ай бұрын
Simple and best response: “Who are you and how did you get in my house”
@TheChaoticArtist1
Ай бұрын
I’m gonna write lyrics for myself just in case I do it. Oooooooo~ Ooooooo~ Can’t deciiidddeee~ Oooooooooo~ baby~ Why are you making me choose? I don’t know what I can do! I don’t have a PS5, little do I know you! I know that I can’t sing well with your incredible voice So let me just get straight to the point~ How can I choose the PS5 when for me it doesn’t exist? And we ain’t friends so I am low on options… I just don’t know, I can’t tell It’s just like chance, what the hell?! I’m just gonna go and play on my Nintendo Switch, girl~
@TICPlayzshorts
8 ай бұрын
whoever freestyled is cool
@Bexgamer11
10 ай бұрын
My lyrics were alright
@FunnelCake3348
11 ай бұрын
Ik I’m late but I don’t have a ps5 so I see this as an absolute win
@collingreen4727
10 ай бұрын
You of course ❤
@PolkinIdk2
5 ай бұрын
"lets confuse youtube by spamming daniel give me coffee on every short you see!" - my dumbass
@notgummi
8 ай бұрын
Hellloooo its me the PS5 talking you from inside your BRAIIIINNNN LEAVE THE GIRL, COME WITH MEEE WE CAN PLAY SPACE COWBOY DOODODODODOODODODODOO”
@matthewdesrochers6902
11 ай бұрын
Me: vibing and not saying a word Her: vibin
@julyjoseph1543
11 ай бұрын
"It's me or ps5 tell me-" Ps5 I'm in the middle of a game
@Godzillaloverx68
2 ай бұрын
PS5 BECAUSE YOU CAN PLAY WITH IT MORE
@unique_yorrichi_zoro
6 ай бұрын
I just listen to the song and when it was our turn to sing i just went through the comments
@almightygoatee
6 ай бұрын
Gotta love that hair
@Y2012footballedits
Ай бұрын
Fc24 gonna make Ronaldo young and win him 7 ucls
@ProfessionalNoLifer
3 ай бұрын
We shittin out our ass with this one🗣️🔥🔥
@ghazt461
6 ай бұрын
My verse: “This is what I live for and this is a wondrous chill and goes it can be lonely but hey do what you will.”
@user-co7jm7rx3l
3 күн бұрын
Mine: I, was, going to give you this, but now you say you wanna tear it apart like you just did with my heart, I, was going to ask you to be mine, but I guess, nevermind...
@user-sn2ty9cr5c
Жыл бұрын
PS5 gang you all know that
@freweynikesete6866
7 ай бұрын
Me just trying to find words to sing along so im there comletely still
@rubywalsh-on5qy
Жыл бұрын
Me or the I phone 14 down here
@gd_lover4143
11 ай бұрын
I pick the ps5 cause it has that guiding light, that light that guides me thruogh the different stages of my life
@jamiemason2069
Жыл бұрын
Choose her sell organs buy PS five for each of the Homies
@3L_b4tat4
4 ай бұрын
"In the notepad........
@xLuxiL
9 ай бұрын
I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH THIS IS MY 48TH TIME HEARING IT I KNOW THAT IS HOW MUCH I LOVE IT😊
@1220forever
6 ай бұрын
Wow btw I’m comment 800
@OWLTHEAMONGUS
7 ай бұрын
My lines: "I decide the PS5 because its more expensive" "You really think i decide you because you think your better" "No no no." "You really think im gonna waste 7 hundrend dollars for a free cash girlfriend?" "No no no." "Thats only gonna happen in your dreams. (In your dreams)" "Farewell weirdo!" "Gosh."
@KhalilahBlossom
Ай бұрын
me;................... her;such good music
@benbenbantiling4257
11 ай бұрын
My lyrics be like: The ps5 it's makes me feel better and and you don't you make me feel anything it make me feel amazing you make me feel horrible the only thing you can do is go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich
@GamingGreen21
6 ай бұрын
IT'S ME BOY, I'M THE PS5
@Chitza-
Ай бұрын
i gonna do this
@LowQualityYT
Ай бұрын
I actually sung the whole Fortnite battle pass part💀
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