This was our first day on the new modded map known as Esseker (work in progress)
@Atasych
3 жыл бұрын
This story is so cool. I liked it a lot. Could you make just one Tarkov stream, please? All the old Tarkov streams are gone after 2 months.
@rootbowy825
3 жыл бұрын
I’m very much excited to see this map expand and open up.
@randomizeduzername
3 жыл бұрын
@@Atasych tarkov ain't it bro
@KirbaZ
3 жыл бұрын
@@Atasych nahhhhhhhhhhhh
@jayden3759
3 жыл бұрын
This was so funny
@allisonronis
3 жыл бұрын
i had a moment irl i thought my neighbors would actually call the cops cause i was yelling so loud in my apt...HAAAALLLPPPPPPP
@covercs5928
3 жыл бұрын
oh its you lol
@civi554
3 жыл бұрын
There is no fucking way thats you LMAO
@pathfinder5217
3 жыл бұрын
Allison. Thankyou so much for the laughs 😁
@IamBATMAN2024
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kneeelbowtoes
3 жыл бұрын
your response was perfect!
@kzop2847
3 жыл бұрын
If this isn't gold Dayz content then I don't know what is. Absolutely brilliant
@willbarlas6216
2 жыл бұрын
So used to clan warfare and that stuff. but this, this is gold
@omaralhussari6607
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, this guys is just 😍😍😍
@hxd9321
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t question him he is the best Dayzer in the whole wide world universe
@kjartansigursson3202
2 жыл бұрын
Lady: *Screams for help at the top of her lungs. Smoke: "She was so into it".
@ratbuddy1
12 күн бұрын
I heard it more like 'she was so into the game, she started screaming like it was real'
@TheMissing8
3 жыл бұрын
Episode starts: Smoke " You're going to pay for that." Me: gets excited " Oh, alright it's going to be one of those types of episodes."
@rapturestudios3179
3 жыл бұрын
This was such a great moment. Reminded me of the interaction of Anton Chigurh the hitman and the gas station attendant in No Country for Old Men. Just that subtle, understated power dynamic. Absoultely fab
@mattchew69er
2 жыл бұрын
Same here (grabs popcorn)
@TheJoeStorey
3 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard during a stream in a long time. Thanks for the laughs Smoke!
@buccnasty1126
2 жыл бұрын
Bro listening to her tell the story is the best fucking dayz content I've ever seen in my fucking life I'm crying over this
@RB-ob2nz
3 жыл бұрын
“This guy is a sociopath!” .....So let’s make a fire in the building right next to where he attacked us 😂 “He’s a f-ing ninja”
@steveclarke1857
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey, lady. IT'S ME" Hahahahahaha
@prdgmshft9107
2 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂
@MotoBroo
3 жыл бұрын
FUNNY AF!
@stevenwilliams9161
2 жыл бұрын
If only you could wheelie in Dayz
@Pybo04
2 жыл бұрын
Mb gang
@DollHair
Жыл бұрын
damn bro i watched u back when i was like 14 pitbiking lmao
@Dellerbuff
3 жыл бұрын
3:12 I've watched this 5 times already
@tipchel5709
3 жыл бұрын
@Йеркин Александр умора!!!😂😂😂😂👏😎👍
@TrollDemN00bs
3 жыл бұрын
@@tipchel5709 ooomooooraaaaa
@tipchel5709
3 жыл бұрын
@@TrollDemN00bs boo ga ga!😂😂👋
@thehuntingparadox9498
3 жыл бұрын
He said are you hearing this as he eats the food 😂
@Dellerbuff
3 жыл бұрын
4:04 "Don't say anything" "HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP"
@weslo819
3 жыл бұрын
The best part of your streams and videos is when you make that noise right before murdering someone with a shovel.
@alexs.362
2 жыл бұрын
peter griffin sound lol
@donovanhaas7315
3 жыл бұрын
Played to fucking perfection. Smoke is the GOAT.
@Travis015
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spoiler .
@donovanhaas7315
3 жыл бұрын
@@Travis015 Shit, sry bruh
@Travis015
3 жыл бұрын
@@donovanhaas7315 lol all good bro
@GhostShip94
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I'd have rolled up on sks guy and have gotten blasted immediately. Pure luck
@RVMdiscgolf
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Smoke. I found your channel a few weeks ago when I was in the hospital and your content had me laughing so hard. Got me through it. Now I'm back in the hospital and back on your channel laughing my ass off. Thanks, man. It helps a lot.
@rossmccabe3667
3 жыл бұрын
Hope your good bro
@rossmccabe3667
2 жыл бұрын
@melly sick individual u are
@chasewatkins7761
Жыл бұрын
you out the hospital?
@96th
Жыл бұрын
You can always count on a random scouser to turn up out of nowhere and save the day.
@reggie7653
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA that laugh at 3:23 gets me so bad. Smoke tries to keep a straight face so its hillarious when he cracks like that.
@theghost5272
3 жыл бұрын
yo i died when she was screamin help lmfao the legitimate scared cries for help omfg i woke everyone up in the house im laughin so hard
@dhbamby
3 ай бұрын
"shut up, shut up *hits wall twice*"
@walrider-3801
3 жыл бұрын
Dude i hope your KZitem channel blows up as much as your twitch channel you deserve this amazing community and the support u have. Im proud to be a fan of yours.
@Scratchkillah
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit when I seen the length of the video I was hype. Haven’t laughed so much from a KZitem video in a long time
@gumpable
2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe we could skin her up" IMMEDIATELY pulls out hatchet. Dudes a savage.
@CameronL211
3 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT 19:40 DUDE IS SCOUSER KAIFAWKES Smoke and Kai duo is legendary
@AdonMobin
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this live, and was crying from laughter. Watched the VOD again with a friend, still as funny. And now im watching it for the 3rd time on youtube, and I'm still crying and my ribs are hurting. Smoke your content is absolutely incredible, keep it coming, we're loving it !
@biblesaurus6862
3 жыл бұрын
Please anyone who hasn’t checked out Smoke on Twitch you’re missing out. The last few streams have been ones for the history books!
@AdonMobin
3 жыл бұрын
tbh, almost every stream is one for the history books !
@kanuni1979
2 жыл бұрын
4:45 "Hey, u hear this?" _starts munching the plum_ 😂
@Alk3mix
3 жыл бұрын
This was incredible to see live. My sides were splitting, bush wookie ninja devil.
@thepaleone6960
3 жыл бұрын
im proud i was there
@prdgmshft9107
2 жыл бұрын
“Hey lady it’s me!” No on can HALP YOU NOW! The dude at the end didn’t hesitate to cannibalize her Lmfao
@Matt_Barnes
2 жыл бұрын
When the first guy denied you a bandage and your immediate response was "You're gonna pay for that," I knew this was going to be gold. Great content man, legit better than a tv show.
@jonathanlee5314
3 жыл бұрын
"He didn't even say anything, he just walked up and starting beating the dog shit out of you." Attaboy Smoke. He's not usually crazy but when he is...
@Matt_Barnes
2 жыл бұрын
23:11 "Nah, we can skin'er up though, go halfsies, what d'ya say?" **Welshman pull out axe silently** 😆
@JoeyRhubarb
Жыл бұрын
Welsh?
@patrickmchugh9366
Жыл бұрын
Scouse*
@aussierule
3 жыл бұрын
Jeez dude, literally only in DayZ. What an incredible game; despite it's flaws and bugs, it's the community and experiences that make this a 10/10 game for me. I love Tarkov, Squad, and Arma and the 70+ other games on my steam but man nothing beats DayZ in my book.
@gonwall
Жыл бұрын
You have pretty bad taste in games
@rosscannon5834
2 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant especially when the girl was squealing on you to her buddies lmfao
@theamericancritic3002
3 жыл бұрын
Smoke: Gets emotional and starts telling a story. Irish Lad: Ight, imma leave this plain of existence. 26:44
@onnak
3 жыл бұрын
When he finished talking and turned around and the guy was motionless on the ground... Haven't laughed that hard in a while
@jv-fy1de
2 жыл бұрын
*scouser
@Jacob_Overby
2 жыл бұрын
grade A quality
@mr.ninian1465
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best dayZ interaction I've seen in a long time! Got the feels to play again, thanks for that :D
@93X777
2 жыл бұрын
This is the only DayZ video on the youtubes where I occasionally think “I need me some ‘Psycho Ninja’.”
@keithsudzy4364
2 жыл бұрын
Allison....She was the the crime boss that kept it all together...lol
@ccloudleaf
2 жыл бұрын
can we just talk about how fuckking massive that mega tree-bush was. perfect cover for your ninja Antics. Goated video.
@hardboiled2987
Жыл бұрын
What a fucking adventure. I can’t believe this wasn’t scripted. Those guys were so incompetent it almost seemed like a comedy movie lmao. Awesome vid.
@adamsowers8957
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny as shit that the thought doesn't cross their mind to go check the bushes.
@patdog5922
8 ай бұрын
that's the guy, that's the guy; it's Jimbo! LMAO
@rapturestudios3179
3 жыл бұрын
What a perfect ending hahaha, honestly a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Incredible!
@godsglock1824
3 жыл бұрын
the people trying to find you are like level 1 npcs lmao they give up looking 5 seconds after you disappear
@deathhand1654
3 жыл бұрын
Help help help(neighbours calling 911 home invasion) 🤣😂🤣
3 жыл бұрын
This laughs made my neighbor peek into the window and ask me WTF I was watching 😂😂 He is 68...he doesn't understand... 🤣 Amazing streams Smoke!! 🙌
@chromegnats
3 жыл бұрын
Watching this live had me legit crying laughing. So glad it’s on here now.
@chezzington918
Жыл бұрын
2 year anniversary for this golden vidèo
@Nick-cz7tj
Жыл бұрын
The look over at the end to see him dead XD
@dfazen89
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao ohhh jimbo we know youre hereee... "proceeds to get rolled*
@debob513
3 жыл бұрын
15:30 The panic in her voice, died
@CrossGraves
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this Live and my sides were splittin', especially when you ran in "hey lady its me heh heh heh", distinctly remember saying in chat "if this isnt a video idk what is!" Good show!
@sadikalarieski7340
2 ай бұрын
6:47 😂 the thing on his hand while he say it.. I can't😂😂😂 those people's innocent af
@JK-vl3jw
3 жыл бұрын
The whole situaton is just hilarious!
@SS-eu9dq
2 жыл бұрын
"hes in there, he cant get out" LOL meanwhile hes already out and hiding LOLOL
@allisonronis
3 жыл бұрын
thats me 3:13 loloz
@theboogeronyourchair6003
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao you were great!
@sylvainsoler3408
3 жыл бұрын
i follow Smoke since 2018. Each stream i told to myself "i will never see someting so epic". And the next stream is more epic :D
@Nevs-
3 жыл бұрын
Bro this was insanely well done!! Brilliant maneuvering too 😂😂 you had all those guys in complete confusion
@snoopy7193
3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this on stream. Man I was dying. Keep it up you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve. Good Shit Smoke 😂😂😂
@sytherslicer3524
3 жыл бұрын
This is what dayz is all about..... Fucking love this video bro
@fullmindstorm
2 жыл бұрын
This was content gold, i paused it half way to eat while watching and have a smoke and enjoy.
@valthefirst5109
Жыл бұрын
“He’s saying they have Allison tied up” “She’s this way” *has the bag in his hand still*
@jnugget756
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I swear running in and out of the house with them reminded me of scooby doo cartoons….😂😂😂😂
@joshuahall5328
2 жыл бұрын
Haha the 'take a nap' comment in the soft soothing voice had me rollin'.
@calimaa09
5 ай бұрын
Dude! I must have seen this 15 times now and sent it to all my friends hahaha! So damn good man. Thank you Mr Smoke
@choosetolivefree
3 жыл бұрын
You're officially the best DayZ player I've ever watched
@Eliasrock123
Жыл бұрын
Esse vídeo deveria ser patrimônio histórico do DayZ. hahaha I started watching your videos last week. you are an entertainment machine 😂
@txtoolfan
3 жыл бұрын
this could be the greatest DayZ video in history.
@baptm727
3 жыл бұрын
That was funny as hell man ahah thank you for sharing
@Zoddo
3 жыл бұрын
The guy Smoke met with the SKS is definitely the guy who got trolled by DNSL in "The Longest Ruse" video.
@Mr_Kanister
3 жыл бұрын
True that! I heard the voice and thought instantly at this video xD
@gulliblemuppetsheep135
3 жыл бұрын
Lol he's a hacker 😂
@Acolis
3 жыл бұрын
the ending was hilarious talking about how you felt bad but shouldnt and should stop feeling bad and you look over and your friend already kicked the bucket. lmao
@ddevil4980
3 жыл бұрын
I literally pissed myself laughing so hard! Good thing I was taking a shit at the time!
@criteecgaming
3 жыл бұрын
The moments DayZ provides is unmatched. Absolutely hilarious!
@woweeoi11
3 жыл бұрын
This had me cramping up from laughing so hard what an interaction man I loved this. Don’t have time to really check out the streams thanks for the upload brother
@damiangordon8893
2 жыл бұрын
i have watched this 3 times and it still cracks me up lol great work and awesome content and i hope to see more crazy stuff like this
@m0rk18
3 жыл бұрын
This video right here! This is the Classic vibes of DayZ. Not getting sick gear and one tapping a guy from 600 meters. This is the A1 content you come for when you play DayZ. Amazing video, and your streams are just as good as your videos! LOVE THIS STUFF BRO!
@thomascouch4610
3 жыл бұрын
This was amazing Thank god i was here for this stream
@Cowabungacards
2 жыл бұрын
Dude I died when you ran out of the bushes with that shovel. 😆
@demz
3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this live on stream, so funny man, thanks for the video
@johnblack6447
3 жыл бұрын
My guts hurting,my face is hurting,haven't laughed this much in a long time dude,fkn gold! Haaalp haaalp pmsl.... Hes a fkn ninja lmao
@jessed5585
Жыл бұрын
My God.. more pure fucking dayz gold.. when you turned away at the end to say to the guy what you basically had planned in hindsight then look back and he's passed on already that gave me chills bro.. absolutely amazing content. "Well you truly were my savior" ..wow.
@DFlo780
Жыл бұрын
dude these comedy videos are absolutely gold. amazing hahahaha
@cmg2853
3 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan of your videos for the last 2 years, thank you for keeping us entertained!
@Flappymermaid
Жыл бұрын
23:13 "skin her up n go halves?" lmaooo dead af 🤣🤣🤣
@civi554
3 жыл бұрын
These Smoke videos are the best thing in youtube for me right now, just amazing. When i see the notification i come running.
@karlish8799
3 жыл бұрын
Man, that ending was perfect. Great clip mate.
@kannnnix
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this in the VOD just today, absolutely worth to put in a KZitem Video, I was laughing and grinning the whole time when that happened
@jordanvoskamp
3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you putting out more content, love ya smoke have a great weekend.
@TrEuDaT
3 жыл бұрын
This is priceless. Laughed so hard
@ethanstinnett1406
3 жыл бұрын
"Take a nap" 🤣🤣🤣
@SandevistanB
2 жыл бұрын
This is the best DayZ video I’ve seen all year. Thank you for the hard work and please don’t give up no matter what any one tells you. :)
@Bill_Dippertly
3 жыл бұрын
We all have those friends that are like “i hit him 4 times with my scorpion” when trying to impress a female
@bigswerves
3 жыл бұрын
This video was one hell of a ride! So good
@Hairyloft
3 жыл бұрын
Such a great vid, fist vs shovel how times have changed, always funny and always nuts, ty.
@revtmyers1
3 жыл бұрын
This was classic. Loved watching the stream
@aangman007
3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching the 30 minutes of Allison on repeat, now I can save it for whenever you the man
@TrollDemN00bs
3 жыл бұрын
WOW, very epic
@jeremyluteran5242
3 жыл бұрын
Omg this had me lmfao the other night in stream 🤣🤣so happy you put it on Utube 🙌🏻
@BC-yd6dl
3 жыл бұрын
OMG... I was watching your VODs on twitch and your chat was talking about "the Alison incident." Didn't know what they were talking about. But this was bloody epic. I couldn't stop laughing.
@GoggleEgg
2 жыл бұрын
This is gold one of the funniest vids I've seen in while
@EricHines
3 жыл бұрын
First words, "I'm bleding", you know it's going to be a good video.
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