Man, again? Really? Yo...
I'm gettin' real tired of this, yo...
[Verse 1]
Wake up, stretch, tryna start my day,
What’s that sound, in the hallway?
Yo, it’s my cat, tryna act all stray,
Hunched up, lookin’ like he bout to betray-
Blehhhh, there it go, now the floor's all stained,
I just mopped it up yesterday, man, I'm feelin’ drained,
That hairball mess on my tile, I’m complainin’,
He just stares at me, like he don’t feel the pain.
Yo, I swear I’m livin’ with a miniature beast,
Runnin’ circles in the house, but can’t handle a feast,
Every meal, he devours like he’s off of a leash,
Then a minute later, he’s pukin' out the pieces at least!
I’m like, “Bro, can’t you chill? Can’t you keep it in your gut?”
But nah, you gotta barf it up when I’m cleanin’ up,
Every step, I’m dodgin’ chunks, man, I’m feelin’ stuck,
Scrubbin’ floors, swear I’m 'bout to self-destruct!
[Hook]
(Melodic but still frustrated)
Cat pukin' on the floor, man, I gotta clean again,
He’s the king of the mess, but I’m livin' in the den,
Every time I turn my back, there he go, it’s a trend,
I’m just tryna keep it clean, man, will this ever end?
[Verse 2] (Speed up flow)
Yo, what’s the deal with this feline’s stomach?
Got me gaggin' every morning like I’m runnin’ from it,
I hear the hack, then I’m panicked, got the mop in a minute,
This ain’t life with a pet, man, it’s borderline commitment!
Look, I’m out here with the paper towels, Lysol spray,
Scrubbin' floors on my knees every other day,
And he don’t even care-he just sits where he lay,
Like, "You got this, human, go ahead, earn your pay."
Man, I love him, but I swear I’m at the end of my rope,
Why you gotta keep throwin’ up? I’m tryin’ to cope,
Is it hairballs? Food? Or just some sick joke?
I’m about to buy a Roomba just to help me with the load!
[Bridge] *(Frustrated, melodic)
Why you gotta do me like this?
Can't you keep it down, just a little bit?
I got things to do, but you won't quit,
I'm your servant now, man, I must admit.
[Verse 3] (Chopper flow, rapid delivery)
Every day’s a battle, I been wagin’ with the vomit,
He be chillin’ on the couch, while I’m tryna stay calm, it's
Like a nightmare, everywhere, I just cleaned and he bombs it,
Man, I’m trapped in this loop, but I’m stuck and he’s flawless.
Ayo, I’m scrubbin’ with a vengeance, ain't no quit in my hand,
But I’m tired of the kitchen, tired of this floor plan,
Every surface is a canvas for the work of my man,
Yeah, my cat’s the Picasso of a puke-layin' scam!
I ain’t kiddin’, man, this cat's got me chokin’,
Not from love, from the smell, man, the chunks, they provokin’,
I just swept it all up, but here he goes again, jokin',
Like he’s laughin’ at me, sittin' there just coastin’.
[Hook]
(Melodic but still frustrated)
Cat pukin' on the floor, man, I gotta clean again,
He’s the king of the mess, but I’m livin' in the den,
Every time I turn my back, there he go, it’s a trend,
I’m just tryna keep it clean, man, will this ever end?
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