I like how Brian doesn’t question why Quagmire is in his house. I know he’s a friend of the family, but still
@ogdababihh309
2 жыл бұрын
Must not have any bros!!
@tomdubois3062
2 жыл бұрын
@@ogdababihh309 there’s always boundaries that must be set otherwise problems will occur.
@CycolacFan
2 жыл бұрын
In my experience of suddenly showing up in other peoples houses unexpectedly, most dogs don’t just look up and say ‘hey’
@SocialMediaInBio
2 жыл бұрын
Plus quagmire hates Brian so he took it remarkably well when he showed up at his house unexpectantly
@kevinibarra7259
2 жыл бұрын
Because he knows that's not his house, it's Peter's house and he can invite him over even if Brian doesn't want to
@99whizzman13
2 жыл бұрын
I don't think Brian and Quagmire dislike each other as much as they used to in most of the previous seasons. At least now-a-days they can have conversations without them just hating each other.
@magma41158
2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad we got a "Brain wins" episode in the Brian vs Quagmire episodes Quagmire ends up outsmarting Brian in the end
@MeowthRocket
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention at the end, instead of another ugly beatdown, Quagmire just gets revenge by having Sheamus make Brian read his screenplay. It's definitely an improvement.
@danatedawg1018
2 жыл бұрын
Cause they’re both assholes
@moodyowlproductions4287
2 жыл бұрын
@@danatedawg1018 and one day...one will out live the other....30falls
@jrac-gl3ku
2 жыл бұрын
IIRC they reconciled at that episode where Brian got Quagmire's cat café shut down
@Capsirus
2 жыл бұрын
You know what… Brian’s earned that stream of “well well well’s”
@darkwill740
2 жыл бұрын
Still too pretentious
@arcnova
2 жыл бұрын
nah hes a pompous self righteous self entitled self serving douche of a living organism
@LordProteus
2 жыл бұрын
Just further compounds the issues with his shitty personality. He has nothing to be smug about because Brian actually possesses all those faults and failures Quagmire brought up all that time ago. Quagmire owns that he's a filthy pervert. Brian being smug is just Brian agreeing with what Quagmire said about him. He might as well just be saying "Why yes I am a piece of shit" and surrender to Quagmire.
@da-vidcargill4975
2 жыл бұрын
@@LordProteus dont care its his turn to spite him
@Xzsh-ol9jg
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Stewie would say if he was there
@garuelx8627
2 жыл бұрын
Rather surprising that the shoe is on the other foot for once.
@neuroairman
2 жыл бұрын
Brian doesn't wear shoes
@epic_playz4283
2 жыл бұрын
100th like and don't get it
@riccardopetrovici6727
2 жыл бұрын
Its a metaphore, it means the roles are reversed
@epic_playz4283
2 жыл бұрын
@@riccardopetrovici6727 oh ok
@epic_playz4283
2 жыл бұрын
@@riccardopetrovici6727 never heard that one before...
@name_and_alias
2 жыл бұрын
see here even brian's initiating of the conversation seemed normal and modest, as if he was looking past, well... the past. and yet quagmire still doesn't even give him the courtesy of a simple reply to his greeting, just a sound being muttered.
@austin_bennett
2 жыл бұрын
@goofball thank you. I never liked that stupid plot anyway: 1 it didn't make sense considering the older episodes & 2 even if you take the older episodes out of it quagmire has no room to be morally superior towards Brian
@uptmr9768
2 жыл бұрын
@@austin_bennett same I actually liked the episodes where the writers looked past that and made them just casual friends but what really drew the line for me in the rivalry was in the episode where they lose their memory but in the end they find out it was Stewie because in that episode quagmire and Brian were friends in the beginning like I had hope that this would be a nice change of pace seeing as they were actually being nice but then the writers basically just said no these guys are mortal enemies and will disagree and hate each other even if there was no beef and they just met
@MattJames1958
2 жыл бұрын
@@austin_bennett I agree. Quagmire is a pretty awful person, Brian isn't great either but the whole moral superiority thing is stupid and forced.
@abduljah9355
2 жыл бұрын
@@MattJames1958 quagmire is a rapist and there's even an episode where it's heavily implied that he sexually assaulted a girl who was tied up in a high school bathroom. I don't mind the Quagmire hating Brian plot but I was bewildered by the sheer number of Family Guy fans who insist that Quagmire is the good guy in that conflict because "at least he's honest". Like WTF does that even mean?
@austin_bennett
2 жыл бұрын
@@abduljah9355 that's one of my biggest criticisms of both the show & the fans. I personally don't have a problem with the dark & edgy jokes they've done with quagmire but you can't make him a morally superior character after that. Quagmire has done a lot worse than Brian both before & after the feud was established. Quagmire is jokingly implied to drug women, has participated in sex trafficking, rape them & have sex with "really young" girls. Brian hasn't even been nearly that bad even at his absolute worst.
@matthewjenkins4559
2 жыл бұрын
“Brian the dog” “What are you doing why are you using my full name?” “ I like chases” “Their are not enough tennis balls in the world” “ I have six” “I do it” These are my favorite lines
@iwannahavearockstar2994
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes to be funny all family Guy needs is Stewie being a baby ,Brian being a dog , Chris and Meg being teenagers and Peter and Lois being parents.
@comebackguy8892
2 жыл бұрын
*I'll do it
@destroyerblackdragon
2 жыл бұрын
*There are not enough tennis balls in the world...
@matthewjenkins4559
2 жыл бұрын
@@destroyerblackdragon I have Six
@Eralen00
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for transcribing the entire clip. That was really needed and necessary for anyone who just watched them say all of those things. Now they can read the same exact lines but this time in text form. Good job and thank you.
@djthomas2293
2 жыл бұрын
I guess there are enough tennis balls after all.
@MemeBurger
2 жыл бұрын
@Christofer Pezet yeah whatever no one asked
@cartooncottage2024
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire: Okay. Let's cut to the chases. Brian: I like chases. That is such a dog thing to say.
@beans3158
2 жыл бұрын
yk the common things that dogs say
@djthomas2293
2 жыл бұрын
I LIKE CHASES
@ItsK3DDI
2 жыл бұрын
@Christofer Pezet why?
@SuperWolfman9
2 жыл бұрын
Most of Family Guy is Seth just talking to himself, alone, in a booth
@harrisonbetker2271
Жыл бұрын
Surprised he wasn't carted off to a mental asylum.
@SpicyStrawberry3580
2 жыл бұрын
"Glenn Quagmire, there are not enough tennis ball in the world for me to-" "I have six." "I'll do it."
@carlogv
2 жыл бұрын
"Brian the dog!" "Why are you using my full name?" OMG,that was hilarious
@morningwood07
Жыл бұрын
Legit why I click on this video lol
@tiberiuscave4617
2 жыл бұрын
This is the epitome of how to handle the relationship between these two. They can freely interact with sarcastic and quick hints at their ongoing feud.
@ghostspider2056
2 жыл бұрын
Apparently he didn't knew the world had more than 5 tennis balls.
@fablethewolf825
2 жыл бұрын
A value able lesson here. If you lie to your significant other, you just might end up having to deal with a smug Seth McFarland character. So don’t lie.
@DCBiscuit
2 жыл бұрын
Even worse than a smug Seth McFarland character… a Seth McFarland self-insert.
@abduljah9355
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't Quagmire also a smug Seth MacFarland character??
@rampagephoenix1735
2 жыл бұрын
0:30 "Well, well, well" I will play that if my ex ever comes crawling back to me.
@lich.gr1182
2 жыл бұрын
and then sing
@ARedMagicMarker
2 жыл бұрын
I already knew this would be his reaction, and I wasn't disappointed. XD And of course Glenn would have a nice collection of tennis balls just lying around his place.
@ARedMagicMarker
2 жыл бұрын
@ImDxmron I know. That's why I said the last sentence. :3
@ScootyPuffJrSux
2 жыл бұрын
@ImDxmron Pretty sure that along with pretty much everything in Family Guy is non canon
@AbsurdRoji
2 жыл бұрын
i love how brian just starts teleporting
@isabellaa1750
25 күн бұрын
And Stewie didn't even invent a teleportation machine
@subtoanegg6442
2 жыл бұрын
When an person that was cancelled on Twitter, got the request that the audience wants him to come back. 0:28
@mamasatanasa
2 жыл бұрын
Weird but i really liked how surprisingly smooth the couch was animated when quagmire sat down idk
@darkpaw1522
2 жыл бұрын
Brian should've took the high ground and requested Quagmire and him have a fresh start on their relationship. Seriously, if these two ever had their own adventure this would've been it.
@lStranger
2 жыл бұрын
Last time Brian tried that Quagmire hit him with the rear bumper of his car.
@darkpaw1522
2 жыл бұрын
@@lStranger This time it's different. Quagmire came to him for help. Brian has leverage. At worst he could've asked for something demoralizing like walking in a circle while sniffing each other's butts.
@thefanwithoutaface8105
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire beat the shit out of him after learning he slept with his father, something Brian was completely unaware of, verbally tore into in a rant that was completely hypocritical considering Quagmire had either done something similar or worse compared to Brian, and has made it no secret he hates Brian on a regular basis, and that's on top of all the other stuff he regularly does. At that point Ghandi and even Jesus would probably take a crack at Quagmire.
@monokomomo4977
2 жыл бұрын
they will never have a fresh start, they both fucked that up waaaaay too many times to forgive eachother
@darkpaw1522
2 жыл бұрын
@@thefanwithoutaface8105 Brian pretends to be intelligent, looks down on people he deems undignified or a 'non-intellect', and is perhaps the biggest hypocrite in the show. Don't forget he scammed Quagmire's life savings on an apartment building and also had Stewie and a class of babies endure torture at a daycare just for a hope of getting laid. Do I even need to mention how he tried to bail on the Griffin family? The family who treated him with love and as a equal for years, all because he felt they were not as sophisticated as holis original family. Quagmire knows he's a scumbag. Difference is Quagmire isn't a fake about it. He embraces his flaws and admits them. He doesn't try and inflate his ego, to be something he's not. Whereas Brian doesn't go an entire season without an episode with him going through an existential crisis like a drama queen. That is why Quagmire beat Brian up. Because Brian is the type of doosh who would try and hide it, than openly talk to Quagmire about the mishap.
@MiMi-Elona
2 жыл бұрын
well well well
@coffeelover0876
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire isn't really that different from Brian now is he?
@Rex-yp1qb
2 жыл бұрын
This whole thing started with quagmire. Brian literally tried everything to get on his side ,but quagmire just didn't want to accept to be his friend
@coffeelover0876
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rex-yp1qb Quagmire h8s him because he knows deep down they aren't that different, so he in a way h8s himself & projects that onto Brian, real unhappy ppl like that do exist
@HuskeyYT
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire as said that he knows he himself is a bad guy and that he can admit it but what he dislikes about brain is that brain does bad things and still try’s to act like a good guy when he knows what he is doing is wrong
@coffeelover0876
2 жыл бұрын
@@HuskeyYT That doesn't really make up for anything, he's a still terrible person who seems to believe he's the str8 man
@vetarlittorf1807
2 жыл бұрын
@@HuskeyYT No he didn't. He only said he was honest about dating women for their bodies (which isn't really true either, because he constantly tricks women into thinking he wants a genuine relationship in order to have sex with them only to dump them the next morning).
@lemmetellyousomething679
2 жыл бұрын
The way Brian said his complete name " Glenn Quagmire"😂
@owendalton3958
2 жыл бұрын
Well, well, well
@Hasoon-os4id
2 жыл бұрын
I hope that in future episodes quagmire would address brian as brian the dog
@davidjordan5394
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire ask Brian to be his dog after he treat him over the years I mean I know Brian has his flaws but so does quagmire. I know Brian can be a jerk but quagmire is even a bigger jerk than Brian sometimes.
@tylazermk8271
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Brian may be a jerk but Quagmire beat him up multiple times and also treats most people like garbage.
@davidjordan5394
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that Brian confessed his background history on the bus but quagmire didn’t confess nothing because he was selfish and he won’t admit it. Besides we know Glenn quagmire dark side.
@Chef-Juice
2 жыл бұрын
"There are not enough tennis balls in the worl-" Glenn "I have six"
@moi20062
2 жыл бұрын
I’ll do it
@carmel9583
9 ай бұрын
I just loved how Brian was enjoying every second of what Glenn deserved. I mean yeah, it was Brian’s fault when he was an real estate agent to trick Glenn after paying to repair his teeth, but still
@tylermankins2960
2 жыл бұрын
There aren't enough tennis balls in the world---- I got six!!! I'll do it.
@PhantoMace2012
11 ай бұрын
The “Why are you using my full name?” was such a nonsensical throwaway line that was so hilarious in its simplicity that I now have new hope that FG writers can still deliver great moments.
@mr.l8723
2 жыл бұрын
He can’t even PRETEND to like Brian for ten seconds
@justinw7323
2 жыл бұрын
This episode makes up for last week. I love Quagmire and Brian's hate for each other. Best episodes.
@unknownperson-zz9kp
2 жыл бұрын
Wish ep is it please
@kierahenley2335
2 жыл бұрын
"Well, well, well..."
@guysmith1856
2 жыл бұрын
I like how it's 'tennis balls' and not money.... 😆
@TslilTapiro
2 жыл бұрын
this family really loves paintings of mountains
@EpicDestr0yer
Жыл бұрын
I like how Brian has fully accepted that quagmire hates him and is now fully enemy's with him
@haydencct
2 жыл бұрын
This clip more or less confirms that Brian thought there were 5 (or perhaps fewer) tennis balls on the entire planet which is neat to think about
@Flamyll
2 жыл бұрын
Comparing Quagmire asking Brian for help to Connie asking Meg for help.
@seanspear6224
2 жыл бұрын
I was happy that Brian and quagmire get along better .
@helpinghand6899
2 жыл бұрын
0:28 is basically every single gamer who finally got that other player for beating them for hours. XD
@Unknown.viewer314
Жыл бұрын
WELL…WELL…WELL
@rdiclst6908
2 жыл бұрын
0:03 "mm. I mean mm!!" 🤣🤣
@_Xantras_
2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap the comedy is getting better again
@olvialee7221
2 жыл бұрын
18: First Carter and now Quagmire.
@jacobbryant1066
2 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, Brian and Glenn are two sides of the same coin. Both are extremely intelligent narcissists with a sarcastic sense of humor and a sex addiction. They’d probably be best friends in different circumstances.
@isabellaa1750
25 күн бұрын
Even though they act like mortal enemies
@DocZhong
2 жыл бұрын
for supposedly being a tennis star, 6 tennis balls seems like kind of a low number
@cobra1010
2 жыл бұрын
Always a pleasure to see Brian from the side!
@archiereilly419
2 жыл бұрын
Hold up… Brian’s full name is Brian The Dog Griffen
@kilj0n
2 жыл бұрын
0:30 kinda like an American Dad bit lol
@arminoknows9670
2 жыл бұрын
It is. They took it from Roger.
@jeremiahproctor7154
2 жыл бұрын
Bro this clearly exposes how gullible Brian really is
@mannysong1752
2 жыл бұрын
No he just a dog
@harrisonbetker2271
Жыл бұрын
Brian's not being gullible, he's only helping so he can watch quagmire's relationship with a dog lover fail miserably.
@badname7684
2 жыл бұрын
Of course Quagmire has tennis balls he’s an ex tennis player
@noway6133
2 жыл бұрын
Remember when brian was an actual charecter and not a walking punching bag?
@briarbeautyfan
Жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure you're talking about meg
@Cardlimits
2 жыл бұрын
I would have bargained for more, but for Brian 6 Tennis balls is the equivalent is probably the amount of happiness as an instant 10 thousand dollars.
@shirokumaotaku
2 жыл бұрын
Seth MacFarlane is just talking to himself in this 😂
@TyPhenirW0LF
2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense Glenn has Tennis Balls since he played professionally.
@TheXxinsanexX
2 жыл бұрын
I guess brain thought there were only 5 tennis balls in the world
@lightningandodinify
2 жыл бұрын
Well well well 😭❤️
@Swaggajay92
2 жыл бұрын
This fool can come in the house and just ignore Brian after he was nice enough to say “Hi.” But then asks him to be his dog?? Wow.
@vexxama
2 жыл бұрын
I always thought Brian’s side of this whole feud was a bit petty. He was completely fine with everything about quagmire to lull he found out he didn’t like him. He even tried to win him over with a steak dinner. The thing Brian truly disliked about quagmire was that he didn’t like Brian. Even before them being jerks to eachother that’s his whole bases for hating quagmire
@mikemorro140
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair if someone is a jerk to you all the time why would you like them
@leephillips4402
2 жыл бұрын
Well you know when you try to mend fences with someone over and over again and they just treat you like crap, eventually you just say Fuck 'em.
@vexxama
2 жыл бұрын
@@leephillips4402 eh, more the fact that up to that point brian was fine with him. He just dislikes him because he can’t stand Brian. Then there’s all the times he screwed him over unprovoked just because quagmire doesn’t like him. There was blame on each side later, but Brian went out of his way to be a jerk to start
@leephillips4402
2 жыл бұрын
@@vexxama actually he went out of his way to make him like him at first, it didn't get him anywhere.
@vexxama
2 жыл бұрын
@@leephillips4402 true, but instead he f letting it be he spent his time after that screwing quagmire over unprovoked just because he didnt like him. Remember when he paid for Brian’s new teeth that landed him one of the only jobs he’s liked and made a lot of money off? His response was to commit fraud and then hide from him so he couldn’t get out of his contract.
@dieal2766
2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't his full name Brian Griffin? Also he pulled a Peter kinda joke so that was something refreshing
@darthjam1536
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Brian’s full name is “Brian the dog”
@blark5
2 жыл бұрын
I have a drawer full of tennisballs for no reason
@pomax1464
2 жыл бұрын
This would have been a good time for Brian to have a character arc and do something selfless here, possibly building a relationship with Glenn that wasn't hateful
@fxexile
2 жыл бұрын
whell whell whell
@My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star
2 жыл бұрын
0:43 Brian should of said. “Only Six, well Buy another and then I’ll have One for everyday of the Week.”
@lorenzodepaoli3642
2 жыл бұрын
Best 50 seconds of family guy
@ALDAL
2 жыл бұрын
I recently got a similar acquaintance with a guy in my college WE HATE EACH OTHER´S GUTS
@jediaray8847
2 жыл бұрын
Family Guy has somewhat improved over time, it'll never be what it once was but I do find myself laughing more
@elvinhayes7120
2 жыл бұрын
It's funny how people talk about these cartoon characters like they're actual people. (They aren't.)
@quangamershyguyyz7166
2 жыл бұрын
Because this is how actual people act. They know they’re not real people.
@DragoniteTrainer
2 жыл бұрын
Even though I don't like Brian very much this scene was too funny and what he did after was even funnier
@michaelhuynh4953
2 жыл бұрын
Brian’s full name is “Brian the dog!?”
@darthjam1536
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire has 6 tennis balls from back when he played tennis
@omarpikm2101
2 жыл бұрын
one went tragically off-course
@retron99
2 жыл бұрын
Why ask Brian at all? Why not just buy a dog yourself?
@shannyb4ever
2 жыл бұрын
"H-well, well, well..." 😂😂
@Amadeus8484
2 жыл бұрын
It would be interesting if they did eventually make them friends through some nasty teeth-clenched teamwork in a dangerous adventure.
@olvialee7221
2 жыл бұрын
17: I have six. I’ll do it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@oisinlynch8427
2 жыл бұрын
Brian should have said that buys u 6 minutes
@pugguyperson4583
2 жыл бұрын
“Season 20 is so fucking funny” -My brother
@cboss2155
2 жыл бұрын
Brian’s Douchebaginess is hilarious.
@cookiecrumb1018
2 жыл бұрын
It was well deserved
@JChalant
2 жыл бұрын
I like chases was a great bit!
@PsychoMadHatter2
8 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂 0:02
@theyhaventfedmesince
2 жыл бұрын
Huh Brian actually reads? I thought it was just for self image or something
@annafowdy
2 жыл бұрын
What was with the “Well, well, wells?"
@garythepartyrocker7613
2 жыл бұрын
This was so funny
@ajizel13
2 жыл бұрын
dear God, i pray that i have this type of moment... where someone who hates my guts REALLY and DESPERATELY needs my help....
@cupcakedoce956
8 ай бұрын
And that's why I totally agrre about Quagmire hating Brian
@AlexMcGillvrey
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire should of apologize to Carrie for lying to her.
@harrisonbetker2271
2 жыл бұрын
He had no intentions in doing so, you moron.
@AlexMcGillvrey
2 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonbetker2271 You mean for apologizing to her or lying to her?
@harrisonbetker2271
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlexMcGillvrey and this isn't even the RIGHT episode here, you moron.
@AlexMcGillvrey
2 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonbetker2271 I’m pretty certain this is the right episode, so I don’t think you had to call me a moron for that.
@harrisonbetker2271
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlexMcGillvrey no, no I'm right your wrong.
@ther9270
2 жыл бұрын
Dang it Brian turned into scooter
@Ghostly1989
2 жыл бұрын
0:28 no Credits roll
@hazeyroguelantern7893
2 жыл бұрын
I like chases
@SC-eu6td
2 жыл бұрын
I thought quagmire hated Brian?
@dominickdixson5523
2 жыл бұрын
He does but the girl he is dating likes dogs and thinks he has one.
@METALMAN4Wii
2 жыл бұрын
Careful opening those tennis ball.
@Wiiguy1606
2 жыл бұрын
Oh right, because of the episode that went with the idea that Quadmire used to be a tennis player
@METALMAN4Wii
2 жыл бұрын
@@Wiiguy1606 Yup they are sharp I remember someone on KZitem cutting a block of cheese with one a few years back.
@dariogallegos1779
2 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is Family Guy getting funnier?
@lexycat
2 жыл бұрын
Post real Quagmire asks Brian to pretend to be his dog
@lexycat
2 жыл бұрын
Quagmire asks Brian to pretend to be his dog
@garrettmason3968
2 жыл бұрын
0:05
@peterstoate2153
2 жыл бұрын
Well Well Well! This video is great!
@Hasoon-os4id
2 жыл бұрын
Me: man brian’s full name is stupid Friend: you said person the human
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