"We don't wanna go back to tomorrow we wanna move forward"... kills me everytime. lol.
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
Ezra Sky You’re right about that!!!
@AndrewLi1014
3 жыл бұрын
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@peterhudyman5052
2 жыл бұрын
Lewis black in response - "how do you diagram that sentence? How do you diagram that sentence? Take a pencil, sharpen it, and shove it in your eye." 🤣
@andromedastar4900
8 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Quayle/Palin ticket.
@Ivrezyizcold
8 жыл бұрын
I tried and hurt myself
@larryjohnson1457
7 жыл бұрын
They'd get my vote! Quayle-Palin 2020!!! Moving America to Today!!!
@sharonjones2775
4 жыл бұрын
andromedastar How about we don’t.
@maengun2091
4 жыл бұрын
Moving backward to tomorrow
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
andromedastar They should have their own Dumb and Dumber movie, it would be must see TV!!!
@HAS_III
11 жыл бұрын
"Intellectual midget" -- That probably has to be the nicest thing I've ever heard Richard Nixon say haha
@Toksyuryel
16 жыл бұрын
"We must look forward...to the future; or past.... to the back." Classic
@janicknorman9396
9 жыл бұрын
is this thing recorded with a Potatoe?
@AhnastasiaRose
8 жыл бұрын
+Yanick Norman Best comment ever XD
@blacklight186
8 жыл бұрын
+Yanick Norman logged in just to upvote this :D
@jonathankleinow2073
2 жыл бұрын
I remember this being one of the first viral videos I downloaded over a dial-up modem back in the late 90s, along with Dancing Baby. I don't know what it's originally from, though, but that's Lewis Black explaining the... description? of Hawaii that Quayle provided. And hello from six years in the future. What's it like there, since you're past in the... the back?
@denny414
Жыл бұрын
How original
@pettypettywoodchuck2
10 жыл бұрын
My law school has always made the biggest deal that Dan Quayle went there. Full portrait hanging in the law library and everything. I'm thinking, maybe you wanna downplay this a little more guys?
@IndigoVagrant
9 жыл бұрын
He seemed like a huge stoner.
@adamdorgant9454
2 жыл бұрын
@@IndigoVagrant True, or more like the Guys from the Hangover Movies!!!
@MCO18
10 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, this guy was one heartbeat away from the presidency. But he did have a heartbeat, unlike Dick Cheney.
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
Major Kong More like Dumb and Dumber!!!!!
@99wins31
Жыл бұрын
Dick Cheney was Tinman Dan Quayle was scarecrow
@ashupashu5559
Жыл бұрын
@@99wins31 Quayle Cheney 2024
@thatguywhosayshi7021
2 жыл бұрын
This was filmed on a Sega CD
@richardrogan8742
10 жыл бұрын
this left out the best Dan Quayle statement of ALL TIME! when he came back from his trip to Latin America, he said he was sorry he couldn't talk to the people there because..... "I don't speak LATIN" and this guy was a heartbeat away from the Presidency. Which leads me to believe the Secret Service had orders. "if anything happens to Bush.... take out Quayle" !!!!
@ebailey140
10 жыл бұрын
I figured he was Bush's insurance policy. Nobody would try to assassinate Bush because of the consequences.
@dahalofreeek
9 жыл бұрын
That quote is actually not true, sorry. This is according to snopes.
@RiDankulous
8 жыл бұрын
"I've made good judgements in the future". This guy literally could have accidentally launched nuclear weapons through sheer stupidity.
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
Joe Smith I know Right!!!
@yellyman5483
8 жыл бұрын
Imagine Bush 43 and Dan Quayle on the same ticket.. haha.. That would have been the dream team.
@encycl07pedia-
7 жыл бұрын
Dream Team for hilarious bloopers, Nightmare Team for real life.
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
That would be too funny to watch!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@mooganify
24 күн бұрын
Bush 43… never seen him referred like that
@MauriceJacob21
12 жыл бұрын
When i saw the "you're no Jack Kennedy" thing i thought poor guy, that one slip screwed up his image forever... but i guess that was just the tip of the iceberg
@image3studio
10 жыл бұрын
Dan Quayle was one of kind, thank goodness.
@randombrokeperson
6 жыл бұрын
Now we have Trump and Pence
@stevengriffith436
4 жыл бұрын
Creepy Joe makes Quayle sound elegant..
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
More like Dumb and Dumber!!!!
@Zickcermacity
9 жыл бұрын
Missing from this fine collection: "What a waste it is to lose one's mind or not to have a mind is being very wasteful.." (Heard replayed too many times to count on Imus In The Morning radio show.)
@chandlerfelty1284
9 жыл бұрын
+Zickcermacity how true that is
@indianajones1211
7 жыл бұрын
anytime i'm tongue tied and have lost my train of thought, i immediately jump to "in otherwords a good offense always wins"
@WillieMeetsWorld
12 жыл бұрын
I love the disses he gets on several different episodes of the Golden Girls lol.
@Crazy56U
8 жыл бұрын
0:06 - 0:25 Back to the Future probably is too complicated for him...
@TheMedicalReptile
7 жыл бұрын
Crazy56U Lol he kinda sounds like Marty McFly
@Crazy56U
7 жыл бұрын
If Marty was dropped on his head as a child.
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
TheMedicalReptile I know Right!!!!
@FunnyDigestion
16 жыл бұрын
"We don't wanna go back to tomorrow", I love it.
@zee339
10 жыл бұрын
I wish dan quayle would become president because I want to see what he puts in his presidential library
@robicenco1
6 жыл бұрын
These are really funny! It's kind of hard to dislike a guy who can genuinely make you laugh.
@adamdorgant9454
2 жыл бұрын
I know Right, he could have been a Stand-Up Comedian!!!!
@Metal-Possum
8 жыл бұрын
This guy makes Bush look normal!
@chonkyboy6418
7 жыл бұрын
Holy crap how did he end up as Vice President
@adamdorgant9454
5 жыл бұрын
DougVEVO I was thinking the same thing!!!
@thatguywhosayshi7021
2 жыл бұрын
Because people likes Bush, they knew Quayle was dumb but they liked Bush enough to not care
@adamdorgant9454
2 жыл бұрын
@@thatguywhosayshi7021 True!!
@Bruh-de6cp
2 жыл бұрын
Even Dan Quayle became a inside joke in fallout two as Daniel Byrd
@apenation8100
8 ай бұрын
He knew all the right people. And sucked them off.
@cableconnection6
13 жыл бұрын
Wow, such High quality resolution. This is even better than Blu-Ray.
@sebastianlightcap2764
4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed all 12 pixels of this
@DrummingKid78
7 жыл бұрын
As Hilarious as this is, Bush intentionally chose a moron as his running mate just to be certain that he wouldn't try and stab Bush in the back, like he did to Reagan.
@stevengriffith436
4 жыл бұрын
Kinda like obama did with creepy Joe.Have to admit creepy Joe makes Quayle sound elegant..
@L_back
9 ай бұрын
You’re saying Bush tried betraying Reagan?
@solitariuslupus3311
8 жыл бұрын
George Carlin Brought me here. Anyone else?
@daytraderfbf
14 жыл бұрын
P-O-T-A-T-O-E (rotflmao)
@alexanderwalker3906
6 жыл бұрын
“Past to the....back” gets me every time
@YesWeCantaloupe
13 жыл бұрын
Wow what a convincing argument Nixon makes.
@chetthehoss
17 жыл бұрын
I heard a comedian once ask, "And who could George Bush (senior) choose as Vice President to make HIM look presidential?" ... Well, he scored well with this dufus.
@dolphignition7176
8 жыл бұрын
BOY DOES IT FEEL GREAT TO BE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO. . . .
@pierreproudhon9008
4 жыл бұрын
Some older people told me in the Bush years there was a joke that, the worst thing in the world is Bush is dead. I wonder if that really is a popular saying back then lol
@TiNg-nk7zt
10 жыл бұрын
i was as great has him in civ4
@iamhappythingy9258
6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
Ti Ng Is that Right?
@CloneJFK
11 жыл бұрын
We must go forward, not backwards! Backwards, not sideways! And always twirling, twirling, twirling into the future!
@mooganify
24 күн бұрын
One of the first videos I saw on here and just look at it
@TechTechManTV
10 жыл бұрын
the last non reptillian vp
@alexanderwalker3906
5 жыл бұрын
Only gotten more reptilian since this comment was made
@stevengriffith436
4 жыл бұрын
Have to admit creepy Joe makes Quayle sound elegant.
@greenfilly
7 жыл бұрын
Every time someone says that Trump will be the dumbest man we've ever had in the white house, I ask them if they remember Dan Quayle.
@rockie0708
6 жыл бұрын
Fat Cat but trump has brain. Made billions.
@BeeWhistler
4 жыл бұрын
@@rockie0708 Um, Trump has the amount of brain it takes to connive and weasel. Makes more stupid gaffes that Quayle, has the moral character of a possessed shrew, lies like that fat patty of a rug that he calls hair and lost as much money as he made and never would have made any of it without money from his dada. Says he's Christian but acts the opposite. His god is his sucking vacuum of a gargantuan ego that must be fed.
@stevengriffith436
4 жыл бұрын
Have to admit creepy Joe makes Quayle sound elegant.
@bradchd
12 жыл бұрын
and always twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom!
@Spoons123
11 жыл бұрын
Woaw, I didn't know you could upload gifs to KZitem
@EGarrett01
12 жыл бұрын
Oh god, at :20, I really hope that wasn't a model of the Challenger he broke.
@DaWorst187
7 жыл бұрын
When you need Nixon to vouch for you it's already too late.
@tecton47
11 жыл бұрын
Damn! I was hoping for my favorite Dan Quayle quote: "What a terrible thing it is to lose one's mind, or not having a mind is being very wasteful." That may not be the exact quote, but it's close enough. It's frightening that he was a mere heartbeat away from being our president.
@annegaspar6460
11 жыл бұрын
His statements make sense if you assume he is lost in time.
@rderouck
11 жыл бұрын
Wait, this man was vice-president for four years? One old man's heart beat away from being president of the United States?
@bailinnumberguy
12 жыл бұрын
"We don't want to go back to tomorrow." Words to live by.....
@myroncope
16 жыл бұрын
I remember when we had Quayle and I thought we hit the bottom on the stupid meter. Then Bush's son came along and showed Dan Quayle how to stupid your ass off. And I thought surely, none can be dumber. Enter Sarah Palin.
@trilobright
11 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see he was an early draft of W and a strong inspiration on Sarah Palin.
@mwsomerset
15 жыл бұрын
knowing Palin might have been a heartbeat away scared the hell out of me.
@ertznay
16 жыл бұрын
"Have you seen his wife!? She looks like Prince Charles for Christ's sake"
@dominicpodom
16 жыл бұрын
clever choice of words
@workingmansblues
13 жыл бұрын
When I look forward to the past while remembering tomorrow...
@alijammusic
8 ай бұрын
My god, I think I have a CD-ROM from 1995 that has this clip in QuickTime format.
@belthoff444
12 жыл бұрын
trust me, EVERYTHING quayle says is a blooper
@Galadont
13 жыл бұрын
One of his other quotes was "Public speaking is easy"
@bailinnumberguy
13 жыл бұрын
"good defense beats get offense. In other words, a good offense always wins.".
@vertabrate1
7 жыл бұрын
is this sarah palins father?
@adamdorgant9454
4 жыл бұрын
vertabrate1 More like someone from the Movie Dumb and Dumber!!!!
@iamjackscolin
16 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@Fresh_MC
16 жыл бұрын
No way he was sober huh.... reminds me of some of Bushs special moments.
@Robotfan987
16 жыл бұрын
I think Quayle had a distorted view of time... Past to the back!
@Quietstorm9
9 ай бұрын
He's the one who paraphrased "a mind is a terrible thing to waste" by saying "what a waste it is to lose one's mind...or...er... not having a mind is a waste ..uh".
@2guzup
16 жыл бұрын
Dan Quayle Rules!!
@SteveSOD
17 жыл бұрын
God, even Quayle looks intelligent next to Cokehead Duh-Buh-Yuh.
@isaiahd2123
7 жыл бұрын
When Nixon has to speak up in your defense, you done fucked up
@jfm010
16 жыл бұрын
Standing too close to a Bush does this to the brain.
@E59th
16 жыл бұрын
At least you're enthusiastic, I'll give you that one.
@edenooch
12 жыл бұрын
he is back in santorum form
@ChaosMew161
12 жыл бұрын
Palin out-Quayled Quayle
@VeggieGamer
12 жыл бұрын
Just won a 40 hour game of Civilization 4 and got a Dan Quayle rating T_T
@eiffelTowerMan
12 жыл бұрын
I kept getting Dan Quale's score on Civilization 4 so i searched it up.
@irllcd13
11 жыл бұрын
Man it's sad that the last Repulican worth a fuck was Nixon.
@myunclesnephew
16 жыл бұрын
too bad the "potatoe" clip isn't here
@msuspartans112
11 жыл бұрын
That comment made me laugh so hard.
@operacrasher
16 жыл бұрын
What..has...this guy, been smoking??? Between 1988 & 1992,the 4 "most frightening words"(all over the world),were as follows,"Barbara...my chest hurts!!!"
@npseudo1985
16 жыл бұрын
Sarah Palin makes him look like a genius
@Woohoo5241
16 жыл бұрын
Is that Lewis Black at 1:01? Awesome!!!
@williamboynton3335
11 жыл бұрын
Sarah Palin's debate coach??
@rickpunisher
15 жыл бұрын
now i know who inspired bush, wow pure genius
@screwyootube1
11 жыл бұрын
There he goes again!
@Dan474834
13 жыл бұрын
Past to the back LOL
@bck0r
12 жыл бұрын
George brought me here.
@comalley0130
13 жыл бұрын
"in other words, a good offense always wins"
@stovex0r
16 жыл бұрын
haha he's like the original bush
@ckla69
15 жыл бұрын
Dan quayle is the reason why our education is so shitty
@Marcuys
15 жыл бұрын
Dan Quayle IS a blooper
@lorenzomusyafath
3 ай бұрын
People Who Watch In 2014? 👇
@robicenco1
6 жыл бұрын
The era when you rarely saw a US politician _not_ wearing a striped tie. Nowadays, you never do!
@calebroberts5422
2 жыл бұрын
Ngl I think "the future will be better tomorrow" is kinda clever lol
@LoafingtonBloke
5 жыл бұрын
What a goofball
@Draeka
14 жыл бұрын
@josedariosanchez Took the words right out of my mouth.
@salozmen29
12 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha Nixon. I love it!
@patrickcrawford6392
6 жыл бұрын
and the future will be better tomorrow
@stewiegriffin12341
3 жыл бұрын
Guy makes Dubya look like Shakespeare.
@screwyootube1
11 жыл бұрын
I'd say Eisenhower... Only because he warned of the military industrial complex...
@BradHebert
12 жыл бұрын
Edited with Adobe Potato.
@jj182bass
16 жыл бұрын
My name is Jonathan Quayle. I am now ashamed.
@BrightOranje
16 жыл бұрын
George W Bush is not dumber than Dan Quayle. Nobody is dumber than Dan Quayle. I still can't believe that man was a gunshot away from being president. That fact alone is a total disgrace to our country.
@bill33john
15 жыл бұрын
it has its ups- but in very high need of funding which will not just show up... They may not force private insurance out of business but if you suddenly have 40 mill more patients Docs and going to be in higher demand driving their labor up therefore driving private and public health insurance up.
@whereskim89
11 жыл бұрын
Quayle 2016
@parkourchris3180
11 жыл бұрын
''Dan quayle, don't you know you need your ass kicked?'' - Tupac Shakur
@nickkurtz512
7 жыл бұрын
I wish in a alternate universe, Dan Quayle was the president of 2017.
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