“Sweetie, that probiotic yogurt changed my life. It healed my eczema” IM CACKLING
@groovy6444
4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@ggukiemonster
4 жыл бұрын
yes sweetie
@Aya-kkkkkk
4 жыл бұрын
@@ggukiemonster 😂
@meithe1st
3 жыл бұрын
The best part is, you can't "heal" eczema (I have eczema) you can only maintain it until the next flare up
@fett_photography9848
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Nighclypse
5 жыл бұрын
Sweetie, this channel has changed my life. It healed my eczema.
@SaraBeauty-hu7ox
5 жыл бұрын
Shrelerton underrated comment 😆
@Genderoutlaw997
5 жыл бұрын
Sara2208 Beauty honestly 😂😂
@strawberriesandcream7494
5 жыл бұрын
You should just give it to me. You didn't even know I was using it until I pointed it out!
@lalamcoc3468
5 жыл бұрын
You got EcZemA!?
@Golfbob
5 жыл бұрын
La La La La La La La La I’m glad someone said it
@Alexandra092093
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like dogs, can you put him outside?" Lmao, sis would've been outside herself before she even finished the sentence .
@kaleighmichelle8709
4 жыл бұрын
I'm more of a cat person, but I absolutely adore my red healer pit bull mix baby and if someone told me to put him outside in the texas heat, I'd put that person outside in the heat. Preferably with a bruise in the shape of a hand on their face
@wta1518
4 жыл бұрын
Madd1e Lov3ly please learn how to spell their.
@wta1518
4 жыл бұрын
Madd1e Lov3ly the error I pointed out was not grammatical, it was a spelling error.
@galaxytaco2873
4 жыл бұрын
Alexandra Lyapich I would’ve been like uh no hun go back to the streets and yeet her out the door.
@xXxGordO241xXx
3 жыл бұрын
@@wta1518 leave grammar nazi!!! Duz dhis bothder yhu?
@rezinox
5 жыл бұрын
Police: Why did you take their life? CB: well they weren’t using it so I took it
@timmitchusson1017
5 жыл бұрын
And it cured my eczema
@kidwhositsinthecorner8171
5 жыл бұрын
@@timmitchusson1017 murder cures eczema XDD
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
5 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so hard i almost choked on my gum
@debrastandley4863
5 жыл бұрын
@@timmitchusson1017 And if i dont keep doing it, it'll come back!
@keithabe3945
5 жыл бұрын
Rezinox oof
@buttered_wheel7382
5 жыл бұрын
EB: "why did you take my car!?" Me: "well you weren't using it, besides I used it to go to the doctors to cure my eczema"
@katheritas
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@casda5226
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lucyswansong730
5 жыл бұрын
YOUR POWER IS INFINITE
@nerdhouse1368
4 жыл бұрын
Lol nice
@thegamecove8199
5 жыл бұрын
What if a entitled parent watches and is like “WHAT ALL THESE THINGS ARE COMPLETELY REASONABLE”
@Thebluemamott
5 жыл бұрын
See someone gets it no I DEMAND YOU SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL NOW lol
@dadaistvenusflytrap2339
5 жыл бұрын
Ive always had a pet fantasy that one of them has seen there exact interaction or realised the story was about them and just seen all the hate they got. That would make my day
@oliviablackburn1113
4 жыл бұрын
Damian Robbie I really hope so. Badly. Such a good fantasy.😂
@yisushc9822
4 жыл бұрын
That would be my mother unfortunately
@fruitjuice3665
4 жыл бұрын
Kiki Shadow nice aj pfp
@lindadockens1773
5 жыл бұрын
Judge: Why did you take her brain. Me : She wasn't useing it and I really needed
@atlas2296
5 жыл бұрын
Hand Cream CB: "WHAT KIND OF BACKWARDS LOGIC IS THAT?" Me in my Mind: "Your backwards logic!"
@King_EnderBrine
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@thehiddenninja3428
5 жыл бұрын
And someone should have said "Well the fridge isn't locked. It's not like it's private"
@AetherialSoup
5 жыл бұрын
My mind: Revenge bitch...
@thatguyyousawatwalmart3846
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@technidol2617
4 жыл бұрын
Me who actually has eczema: *you bring awful shame to my people* . Lol she probably doesn't know the suffering we feel.
@Enigmatic_Lurker
4 жыл бұрын
Same dawg, same.
@jankuncic5886
4 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for yall
@fionagrice3674
4 жыл бұрын
Oath
@kurai575
4 жыл бұрын
Yes me who had bleeding for all my life
@dontmindme652
4 жыл бұрын
Same but I hope y'all gettin better doe
@that_oboe
5 жыл бұрын
these people disgust me yet entertain me in a way no other can
@MeadyBeard
5 жыл бұрын
I know right?! Only thing I enjoy more is r/Maliciouscompliance
@nickiegoldinhart
5 жыл бұрын
I know right? It's like a train wreck with massive casualties - You just can't help but watch
@msstarlight4770
5 жыл бұрын
My friend had the same problem with a workmate using their really expensive moisturizing lotion, so my friend filled a similar container with p.v.a glue; the next time the workmate stole some & poured a large amount into her hands, she rubbed them togeather to coat them & then rubbed it onto her cheeks & chin before she realised it wasn't a moisturizing lotion!!!! Awesome revenge! Edit: thanks for the likes!
@gaming4ever394
5 жыл бұрын
Star Light yaaaassss
@msstarlight4770
5 жыл бұрын
@Veronica Parker wasn't it though?! & when the workmate ran for the bathroom to wash the pva off her hands, chin & cheeks, the breeze blew her hair onto her face & it got stuck into the glue as well. SO funny!
I'm sorry but... Your daughter will not be graduste-ing
@ArusheelOFFICIAL
5 жыл бұрын
Your Netflix account cured my eczema now give me your password.
@predaclone674
5 жыл бұрын
WiFi password, too
@wakingseafoam7459
5 жыл бұрын
Your credit card number, the 3 digits on the back and the expiration date. Gonna need those too.
@hb4391
5 жыл бұрын
Aight b JohnHolland@gmail.com password: JohnNetflix123
@megmanalo259
5 жыл бұрын
@@hb4391 wait did you acctually send ur netflix acc?
@megmanalo259
5 жыл бұрын
@@hb4391 da hecc dude
@yourbackgroundcharacter2743
5 жыл бұрын
All the dislikes on this video are choosing beggars who don't like how we talk about their brethren
@thebestmedias
5 жыл бұрын
They dislike because they can't handle the truth (also that's a lot of mad beggars)
@holliebayasen7970
5 жыл бұрын
@GreatPondGames Official so damn true dude!!
@dustinhargrove2129
5 жыл бұрын
Did you just assume their gender
@vsauce6664
5 жыл бұрын
Uhmm.. can I have your channel? You don't need it anyway.
@_aballa_
5 жыл бұрын
This channel healed my eczema and it might come back if I don't get the channel
@vsauce6664
5 жыл бұрын
@@_aballa_ no, I want to have it because its for my kids. And I don't care about your eczema, you can find an other channel.
@JapanesePiano1
5 жыл бұрын
Vsauce666 Why are you asking people for their channel.
@jovisummerp8141
5 жыл бұрын
Jack Lahm dumbass it’s a joke.
@buggsy2230
5 жыл бұрын
@@JapanesePiano1 r/wooosh
@mlpprincessfan
5 жыл бұрын
1) Swiggity spaghettio's, pay off my student loans. 2) Swiggity swine, your property is mine. 3) Swiggity swoggle, "no" makes my mind boggle. 4) Swiggity swoggity, your Nintendo Switch belongs to me. 5) Swiggity swoogly, buy me more jewellery. 6) Swiggity Swadoo, don't give it to me? I'll sue you! 7) Swiggity swugger, EM = Entitled Mother. 8) Swiggity Doo, "EK deserves it more than you." 9) Swiggity sway, "EB gets good grades." 10) Swiggity swish, stop being so selfish! 11) Swiggity sort, I'm taking you to court! 12) Swiggity sand, "Did you just touch EB's hand!?"
@fl4k105
5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@glut3n908
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@129140163
5 жыл бұрын
Swiggity swelves, CBs need to go f*** themselves.
@idoesnothing9618
5 жыл бұрын
Swoggaty Swampity, Give me your Swamp Shrek!
@dark_ops1651
5 жыл бұрын
Ooooohhhhh yeah! We’re gonna get swifty! Gonna get swifty in here!
@mohamadamirul3060
5 жыл бұрын
Hey i stole your money because you were not using it
@johnl9791
5 жыл бұрын
Hey i took your job because you obviously were not using it
@SimulatedGoat
5 жыл бұрын
Hey I stole your girl because you were not using it
@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
5 жыл бұрын
Hey I took the money back because I was using it.
@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074
5 жыл бұрын
Swiggity Swaggity I DESERVE your property
@act1veee
5 жыл бұрын
hey I took your dog cause you weren't using it
@wjmackenzie955
4 жыл бұрын
"Give me your stuff as a consolidation gift" Consolidation...
@bellerain381
4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that a bit of an oxymoron?
@wjmackenzie955
4 жыл бұрын
@@bellerain381 no, its the wrong word. They meant consolation.
@primarchkhas726
3 жыл бұрын
@@bellerain381 looks like you're just a moron
@spasticcat230
5 жыл бұрын
It's sad because my mom is both a Choosing Beggar /and/ an Entitled Parent. I am absolutely mortified whenever she causes a scene.
@ramonagenchis
5 жыл бұрын
My sympathy goes out to you.
@spasticcat230
5 жыл бұрын
Y'all have no idea how many times I've had to call establishments and apologize after the fact. If she ever found out I did that she would have my head for sure
@awquathewolf6329
5 жыл бұрын
Scream at her, poor you 😞
@ternedo6074
5 жыл бұрын
Share some stories please I beg of you
@spasticcat230
5 жыл бұрын
@@ternedo6074 there was that one time at Jimmy John's she straight up cussed out the cashier because the menu was off by 20 cents. Another time she threatened the school over something I don't remember. Edit: Now the school gives me a dummy report card at my insistance so that she doesn't come up to the school and cause a scene. A waitress, bless her heart, accidentally gave me unsweet tea instead of sweet. Momma called her a "dumbass communist yankee" and demanded the ticket be fully comped. The poor girl was in tears and I had to walk out. I left a $50 tip after she walked out without leaving any at all. She also takes advantage of my eldest sister on the regular and threatens to take away her son every time she sticks up for herself. So yeah. Life is hell and existence is torture in my family.
@sodyplays9947
4 жыл бұрын
CB : I deserve your cream . You weren't using it anyways . Me : Well then I deserve your brain You weren't using it anyways .
@thegamemaster9872
4 жыл бұрын
Sody plays nice
@martinafcorrales6747
3 жыл бұрын
SMOOOOOTH
@samuelding7854
3 жыл бұрын
Burn warning
@samuelding7854
3 жыл бұрын
As in, the whole sky is on fire
@alwax4299
3 жыл бұрын
you don't want that brain then you'll be stupid
@elmwoodtree5440
5 жыл бұрын
Everybody: Choosing beggars: hippity hopitty, this is now my property.
@mikewolf6012
5 жыл бұрын
Fix your speech: Hippity Hoppity this propery is now mine.
@RebelliousRobot
5 жыл бұрын
Swiggity Swaperty I want your property.
@abigailscarrott2569
5 жыл бұрын
Legit my room mate trying to take my pc when she graduated
@Debonair.Aristocrat
5 жыл бұрын
Reality: Diggity Doggity, now you live in poverty.
5 жыл бұрын
Omg the japanese cream one... jesus christ, my blood boiled just thinking abt it
@ukatofox
5 жыл бұрын
I would've gone straight to HR or something with an internet listing for the cream.
@juanchycardona3026
5 жыл бұрын
I know. It made me mad looking at it because my sister does the same thing.
@MiraSubieGirl
5 жыл бұрын
I would have told her "Thats my Herpes cream... You seriously didnt even use that once right?"
@onehappinesshappy9513
5 жыл бұрын
13:00 "so my daughter can GRADUSTE" 😂😂
@qwertyqwertz73
5 жыл бұрын
Onehappiness Happy LOL
@HardPoop2
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe she needs the tutoring so she can get smard
@Mikeymadness
5 жыл бұрын
no its so my daughter can gRaDuMaY (idk I thnk its funny not a reail word but funny XD)
@thatgeek2294
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@eliac
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe it’s the mom who REALLY needs help.
@MohamedAhmed-rq6cj
5 жыл бұрын
Dave isn't a hero he is a legend
@Anonymous-zs2nb
4 жыл бұрын
“She refers my apartment to our apartment” Communism intensifies
@memetech-
4 жыл бұрын
13:19 “ you’re not spending all of your time on me? I am reporting you.”
@zeanomourph1
5 жыл бұрын
"Its 60 mabibeps" laughed my friggen butt off, you earned a subscriber just for that pronunciation hahaha
@verticls226
5 жыл бұрын
13:01 “GRADUSTE” the way you said it made me crack up laughing.
@ТеодораАндреева
5 жыл бұрын
I Main Mute an hour later, I'm still crying 🤣🤣🤣
@cannedbear_
5 жыл бұрын
rook mine
@hosaam2398
5 жыл бұрын
fooz mine uwu
@hrehanj6219
5 жыл бұрын
Mute mine
@mateiduma646
5 жыл бұрын
G R A D U S T E
@joshgriffith7643
4 жыл бұрын
First person’s name was definitely “Karen”
@Doodlebobo7289
5 жыл бұрын
Mbps = Mega-bits per second. R/: *"Mibips"*
@TheSurrealBoye
5 жыл бұрын
"a face like there's a bad smell under her nose all the time" Meet Narcissa Malfoy IRL.
@RedsARabbit
5 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@129140163
5 жыл бұрын
No thanks, I’d rather not meet her. 😂
@ROTAXD
5 жыл бұрын
Marcell Izidor Cellavy more like hillary clinton, ocassio-cortez, liz warren or a host of leftist politicians.
@connorwelcher
5 жыл бұрын
@@ROTAXD I found the guy who likes to turn everything political!
@cbradley1391
5 жыл бұрын
That rare moment when a c.b realizes the irony of their own actions and admits fault.
@brixlikepaper9558
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees spider on the bed at 10:00 pm right before laying down* Me: *sips coffee* Me: I'm gonna be here for a while
@naveeda382
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr i had a bee comw into my room, and i couldn't sleep, got out my bed and threw books at it, because i have a phobia, my hwart was littetsly beating like i was about to die, then my mum got a paper, captuted the bee and let it outside.
@lxpsalol4152
5 жыл бұрын
r/Slash : *Uploads* Me : **Happiness noise**
@that_one_animator_nerd12
5 жыл бұрын
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@avo3050
5 жыл бұрын
*giggles like a kindergartener that got a pony * *prances over to laptop *
@eelmimbo
5 жыл бұрын
HEY THAT'S MY LINE
@reasatprottoy7488
5 жыл бұрын
R/slash? Really?
@OPJuiceBox
5 жыл бұрын
Luke Kiwaz it’s rSlash not r/Slash
@thelizardking9598
4 жыл бұрын
Normal person: My apartment. Choosing Beggar: Our apartment *USSR anthem plays*
@MrMisticZ
3 жыл бұрын
History time! Yeah, I get it, it's a joke and all, but still. The USSR actually provided people with a whole bunch of accommodation. If earlier it was common to see people have their own CORNER in the room now they had a whole room to themselves, which was only theirs shared with nobody. Just think about how mind-blowing it was. Later it was no longer just a room, but a whole flat. It was owned by government (in the 90th they became the private property of the people who lived there at a time, due to the USSR falling apart (mind you, it was solely because of many mistakes regarding the economy of the country, like The Great Depression period.)), that is true, but it was used by you and only.
@RadmanRacing
5 жыл бұрын
I would have taken the bottle of cream and filled it with something like mayonnaise or a cream that causes itches!
@fitrianhidayat
5 жыл бұрын
Or some jizz.. But she'll probably like it tho
@blanknames2920
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking some weak acid
@domartsandcraftsanddiysand5514
5 жыл бұрын
@@blanknames2920 or strong acid ;)
@jonathanwhite6576
5 жыл бұрын
@@blanknames2920 strong acid
@jonathanwhite6576
5 жыл бұрын
op would be perfectly fine because cb was using someone elses stuff so cb gets to be humiliated
@BentleyS6336
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone: R/slash: *mabupups*
@wixxo3271
4 жыл бұрын
"May i speak to the manager" haircut killed me
@bobross513
4 жыл бұрын
The first story is more like r/entitledcoworkers
@Sillytake1705
5 жыл бұрын
"That would be like being angry at people in a soup kitchen for selling soup instead of lobster." Lobster bisque lol
@futuregohan4837
5 жыл бұрын
LOL Great Analogy
@Raptor-vf5hm
5 жыл бұрын
(Yells in a extremely anima like battle cry) WHO! STOLE! MY! YOGURRRRRT
@KnittingGirl28
5 жыл бұрын
Vegeta, shut up! Bulma just forgot to pack your Lunch again!
@alpham3257
5 жыл бұрын
Me
@KnittingGirl28
5 жыл бұрын
@@Super_Suchi no one 'touched' potato girl, but she took my lunch so I had to take your firearm to teach her a lesson.
@ARTHUR-fm6or
5 жыл бұрын
10:32 "I am CB from downstairs. Give me your WiFi password." Best quote of the video so far. Also rSlash can you take quotes from the posts and make polls in the vid, asking which quote is funny/good insult etc? Edit: 12:55 "NO I DONT WANT INFORMATION. I WANT YOU TO 'DEVOTE' MORE THAN TWO MEESLY HOURS SO THAT MYDAUGHTER CAN GRADUSTE!" . Interesting how CB sends their spawn to tuition but not themselves for such bad grammar.
@alexp5878
5 жыл бұрын
ARTHUR you spelt graduate wrong 🙄
@seprheyn7492
5 жыл бұрын
@@alexp5878 It's in quotation marks, which means he is quoting the choosing beggar's text.
@Jay-ch1wy
5 жыл бұрын
Swiggity Swegger Give me your internet cause it’s better
@annwynbeneaththewaves
5 жыл бұрын
that wifi healed my eczema
@Jay-ch1wy
5 жыл бұрын
Your eczema healed my wifi
@Rodrigo-ps4gi
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@tammykiger8206
5 жыл бұрын
Nice rhyme. I love how it just flows perfectly because both lines have the same number of syllables. Actually songwriters should take a lesson from your rhyme,, doubling the syllables on 2nd line sounds so awesome. Nice work,I can see you put all your thought into that. When you get into the 2nd grade, the teachers will help you figure out how to make funny little poems. Not bad for a 6 year old, tho..
@fruitjuice3665
4 жыл бұрын
Paint From The Heart my internet is like 2 bars barely loading sure wanna switch
@Al-cf9qi
4 жыл бұрын
sweetie, all this jokes about "sweetie..." have changed my life, they healed my eczema
@soggybread6393
5 жыл бұрын
U cant have that netflix all to yourself!! Well we can share my duolingo acc and suffer together
@thatgeek2294
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I want your duolingo account now
@drmantaray444
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@biliminsrlar5752
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey you missed your Spanish lesson!" *Ballistic missile sounds* "Beg for your life in Spanish... "
@jojoyoung8629
5 жыл бұрын
This poem is for all CBs (choosing beggers) Roses are red Vilots are blue I have five fingers And the third ones for you
@ALLEN-kf7cb
5 жыл бұрын
Give me 5 fingers you are too old for it anyway
@peepeepoopoo18235
5 жыл бұрын
Johanna Young unoriginal
@GalenMarekOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
Omg my sympathies!!! How do you only have 5 fingers? All the people around me have 10.. o.O
@jojoyoung8629
5 жыл бұрын
@@GalenMarekOfficial Oh yea, gotta chang it to: Roses are red Vilots are blue I have 10 fingers and two of them are pointing at you
@DuskBringar
5 жыл бұрын
These people honestly piss me off
@geometrydash2550
5 жыл бұрын
*10:22* mbps (muh•BIP•uhs)
@dim-flower
5 жыл бұрын
cont rast Yeah it’s fucking megabits pers seconds lol
@Alucard6961
5 жыл бұрын
@@dim-flower megabits per second*
@dim-flower
5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Wilkins fixed
@bananaking2889
5 жыл бұрын
@@dim-flower you still didnt fix the **per**
@magicmildred9119
5 жыл бұрын
@@dim-flower you still didn't fix the per
@syddddddddd25
5 жыл бұрын
14:11 they promoted Lee? (Hamilton Intensifies) *INSTEAD OF ME HE PROMOTES, CHARLES LEE*
@laylam9997
5 жыл бұрын
ѕуdd makes him second in command
@BarginsGalore
5 жыл бұрын
Layla M I’m an administrator, Weeee
@sundo9911
5 жыл бұрын
Zephyr Nace-Beach yeah he's not the choice I would have gone with
@annafromhsm
5 жыл бұрын
I love all of u
@Potterhead-wg7vz
5 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see that you are a man of culture as well
@nikosgiannopoulos7772
5 жыл бұрын
Does this count as reading books?
@sea8866
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe, I count it 'cause I'm reading it either he's reading it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@FancyBobert
5 жыл бұрын
It counts as reading important history.
@glut3n908
5 жыл бұрын
Cinzerely lmao
@synetraparker7956
5 жыл бұрын
Why did you steal this guys asthma puffer CB:well he wasnt using it so I took it.
@ares7885
5 жыл бұрын
Synetra Parker FYI it’s called an inhaler
@lucyswansong730
5 жыл бұрын
_Gender identifacation_ he is dead *SO SCREW OFF*
@aliciaw7800
4 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the time my sister sprayed my inhaler out because they sounded "cool" or whatever. I had an asthma attack the next day and had to be hospitalised.
@ryancarr8660
3 жыл бұрын
I have a Japanese friend in NJ I had been told a story were a woman took his toy in front of his mom and he said the argument went on for 3-4 hours long. So fast forward to that present day and he said he had some dumb luck and found her again and he was eating and it was a donut and she took it and took a bite and his father was there and went livid so basically cops were called and the cops where questioning people and she was put a restraining order, I laughed the entire story.
@caitlyn8376
4 жыл бұрын
“Hello! (CB shows me his phone) I am bamax!
@renatonoka8141
5 жыл бұрын
Hey, hope you mind. I took your house, it healed my ligma Well you weren’t using it anyway
@robk5969
5 жыл бұрын
just have to say, you have the most obnoxious CB voice, i hate it, its perfect EDIT: also asking for the wifi password is the lowest of the lows
@dx1450
5 жыл бұрын
I've had customers at my business ask for our wifi password, I just tell them that we don't have open wifi. Which is true, because we have a lot of business files on our computer that we don't want hacked into.
@annehanif9408
5 жыл бұрын
Muhbibips
@kevintran1673
5 жыл бұрын
*ghostbusters theme* Something entitled, in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call? R/BUSTERS
@Established2768
5 жыл бұрын
Sweetie, your WiFi changed my life. It healed my BS
@NotSo8
3 жыл бұрын
“I saw him every now and then for the next semester and he gave me the stink eye like I stole his dog or something. After that semester I stole his dog. Oh right, he moved out as well”
@shawnshawnthemovieman1176
5 жыл бұрын
,😂Lol, I love how he pronounced mbps like it was a word!!!
@theon-32
5 жыл бұрын
rSlash it's (m)ega (b)ytes (p)er (s)econd
@Amber7H
5 жыл бұрын
@@theon-32 bits not bytes Mbps is Megabits per second MBps is Megabytes per second
@theon-32
5 жыл бұрын
@@Amber7H ree
@SGC511
3 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed people take so much time explaining why not to these CBs. Actually getting drawn into an argument.
@roadkillwaffle9847
5 жыл бұрын
Hippity hoppity, you don't deserve any property.
@K1Kotsune
5 жыл бұрын
Hippity hoppity give me YOUR property r/choosingbeggars
@mika2666
5 жыл бұрын
"swiggity swigger" > pewdiepie bridge flashbacks "I'm a choosing beggar" didn't rhyme but o man am I glad that turned out different
@shoeske1835
3 жыл бұрын
CB: MY daughter needs to GRATUSTE just like II did at ONIEEVURSITY!! OP: No. CB: Shway lay a lawsuit comin ur way
@shigeminotoge4514
5 жыл бұрын
12:15 - 12:25 Too bad the mother didn't want the tutoring for herself. Because she definitely had a learning disability.
@scotty3675
5 жыл бұрын
Ok that was good
@isaaccruz7080
5 жыл бұрын
CB:(Basically she deserved that SHE deserved the handcream) Me: Omao wa mo shideru CB: *sarcastically* NANI? Me: *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*
@its_himm_
4 жыл бұрын
I feel blessed to understand this
@starceasilvester1573
4 жыл бұрын
Bad time intensefies
@anastasiao4036
4 жыл бұрын
They'll never se it comiiinnggg
@ebbiebird
4 жыл бұрын
Thankyou "Dave" from choosing beggers place of work. You are my hero!
@zanewederell9571
5 жыл бұрын
Swiggity swandcream, buy me more handcream
@psychicumbreon
4 жыл бұрын
The moment someone had the gall to not only go through my desk, but then ask me to get more of what they were stealing, HR would know.
@Jaythetransgremlin
5 жыл бұрын
Me: WHY IS ALL MY PAINT GONE choosing begged: you were not using it Me I bought that with my money
@kittenmimi5326
5 жыл бұрын
But sweetie, your paint cured my ezcema!
@VideoVictor
4 жыл бұрын
I like the way he voices the people, it's hilarious 🤣 Did he just ryhme apartment with apartment.?! *Genius*
@WillieManga
2 жыл бұрын
"That probiotic yogurt has changed my life. It cured my eczema." That office cured my depression and I didn't even need to steal from them!
@9000jamez
4 жыл бұрын
Cop: why did you take my gun Criminal: well you weren't uses it
@TylerROBLOX
5 жыл бұрын
legend has it that guy moved back to the apartment building and goes to the same room asking for the wifi password
@koriander320
5 жыл бұрын
4:17 TELL THIS WOMAN TO SIT DOWN AND NOT MAKE FUN OF ECZEMA
@Shadow_wizar843
2 жыл бұрын
Let me guess,Karen wants him to tutor her kid for 12 hours
@nonstickpansexual
5 жыл бұрын
Really want to see this choosing beggar go to a car show. Cb: *drives car* Co (Car owner) : Hey! Cb: you weren’t using it, so I can drive it. Co:What! That’s theft! Cb: also, can you buy a new one, I broke it.
@jimpickens4
5 жыл бұрын
I see that you're not drinking right now so give me your liver since you don't need it anyway.
@nonstickpansexual
5 жыл бұрын
OMFG RSLASH HEARTED MY COMMENT MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
@atticus2581
5 жыл бұрын
ESS (entitled step son): drives car. breaks it, strips gears in trany. Me; your going to pay me back for that. ess; no im not, when are you getting a new car btw? me; im not, we cant afford it, now im going to have to bus to work costing me an extra 3 hours per day. ess; thats selfish! how am I going to get to school if you dont drive me?! me; HONEY?! CAN I BEAT HIM YET?!
@7ratsinasoup317
5 жыл бұрын
@@nonstickpansexual good job
@tophatdemon3796
5 жыл бұрын
Let's be real the first one kinda sounds like a "and then everybody clapped" story
@SSJKenpachiZaraki
5 жыл бұрын
My partner has work colleagues just like the ones who stood up for the owner of the Japanese hand cream. I believe it.
@sqyup
5 жыл бұрын
It’s an “an then everyone laughed” story. Lmao
@chair5613
5 жыл бұрын
An entire office hears an entitled woman be unreasonable and entitled. How is it hard for you to believe that a couple people would call her out and people laugh at it?
@sheabaddiewitherbaddiefrien
5 жыл бұрын
The subreddit for those is r/thathappened
@dawnmidnightsun2521
5 жыл бұрын
And then everybody giggled
@MelvaCross
Жыл бұрын
This is my fourth time rewatching all the videos and I love how the Karen voice developed. It's a gradual change from "guy reads a female character" to "the definitive Karen voice", and at this point, it's past the midway point.
@Stingray-hx9xw
3 жыл бұрын
“Hello can I get free money for absolutely nothing and from someone I don’t even know?” “WHAT?!!!? NO?!!!? YOUR SO SELFISH!!!!!!!!”
@Desceres
5 жыл бұрын
“OoOoOoOoOoOhHhHh, I’m A cHoOsInG bEgGaRrRrRrR!!!!!!”
@nallyaaaaaa
3 жыл бұрын
"well you didn't notice the yoghurt gone" sir, you dropped this 👑
@minecraftuser4134
2 жыл бұрын
12:10 Imagine if when you move into an apartment unpack and sit down on the sofa breathing a sigh of relief and then you hear awhisper saying”what’s the Wi-Fi password?” But your alone in the apartment.
@hockeyboy8847
5 жыл бұрын
Me: did you take my hand cream Friend: I thought it was yogurt Me: you ate my hand cream Friend:well you weren't eating it
@sinculiermedro7392
5 жыл бұрын
Hes gonna die
@juanchycardona3026
5 жыл бұрын
Lolllll
@simonbook1587
4 жыл бұрын
I love how rslash says mububups when they read mbps
@christythehedgehog169
4 жыл бұрын
I hate when people think they can use whatever they want when its not theirs
@capvl362
4 жыл бұрын
Oh sorry, your car healed my eczema
@phantomruby8288
5 жыл бұрын
Swiggity swagger give me your super expensive hand cream that cured my eczema
@charliecollinson4206
4 жыл бұрын
3:20 when he said huh it sounded like on of those springy things from sonic
@minecraftuser4134
5 жыл бұрын
SURE my netflix password is Username:youweren'tusingit Password:ithealedmyeczema
@sanstheskeleton9964
5 жыл бұрын
Minecraft User thx for the free Netflix
@gbovan8581
5 жыл бұрын
Who else tried it?
@league1809
5 жыл бұрын
Why it doesnt work, I demand your phone as a gift for tricking me. NOW
@dxstructiv3651
5 жыл бұрын
thx 4 netflix
@forganmememan8427
5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't work are there any caps?
@oliviablackburn1113
4 жыл бұрын
I burst out in laughter when he said “the probiotic yogurt cured my eczema” 😂😂😂😂😂
@jamesconnors8559
4 жыл бұрын
I demand u pay me $150 for liking your video
@oliviablackburn1113
4 жыл бұрын
Random guy69 why? Lol
@abirdatemytoes4024
4 жыл бұрын
@@oliviablackburn1113 Excuse me did you just say why? lol those likes cured his eczema
@oliviablackburn1113
4 жыл бұрын
A Birdatemytoes like totally. lol.🤦♀️
@fireworks407
4 жыл бұрын
Olivia Blackburn did he stutter? ( obviously just joking )
@noahleazenby4621
5 жыл бұрын
Normal people: Megabits per second rSlash, an intellect: Muhbibits
@leavy
5 жыл бұрын
holy shit I laughed over and over at this (also it’s megabits)
@sam1adenheim854
5 жыл бұрын
per SECOND
@NitroJonScience
5 жыл бұрын
Megabits haha ;D
@MrFluffymuffin
5 жыл бұрын
I always thought it was bytes 🤔
@user-sz9dj1pl9o
5 жыл бұрын
Megabits
@trickyy5738
4 жыл бұрын
Me: “why did you take my wallet?” EB: “well you weren’t using it”
@Lagatator
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hopedutcher4150
4 жыл бұрын
It healed my eczema ok??
@xurdedroblox9852
4 жыл бұрын
EB = is entitled bitch right?
@hadifirsyad6521
4 жыл бұрын
@@xurdedroblox9852 no its entitled bitchokatzcraycray
@xurdedroblox9852
4 жыл бұрын
AKA Wero oh ok
@quackers2806
4 жыл бұрын
That japanese hand cream story made me mad like if someone did that to me I could have yelled at them especially since it was a experience gift from a friend I was so happy that they got back at her with the yogurt
@chaesbestfriend608
4 жыл бұрын
me too. It was a gift, it was expensive, and it was from another country. I would've probably slapped her lmao
@rin8310
4 жыл бұрын
same. expensive or not, that was a gift from a friend, which makes it the more valuable. You just don't rummage into other people's stuff and use them in the first place specially if you're not friends nor without permission. That CB got a taste of her own medicine tho haha
@kugelblitzingularity304
4 жыл бұрын
Oh I'll would just calmly ruin her life. Tell the superiors call the police all that stuff you know.
@randompromises1038
4 жыл бұрын
my mom did that often and said it was because i live in her house and rely on her and don't have any privacy. so my prized bike that was the first thing i ever had my whole life that didn't involve a single cent from her pocket and was a gift from my school for academics was later sold while i was dealing with foster care issues. it was one of the worst losses i ever had because that was the very first item i ever owned on my own because of my own accomplishments and she sold it just because i didn't even live in her house anymore. not to mention my anime shirts from hot topic that i bought from babysitting money which were obviously expensive, as well as my anime dvds that cost almost 70 dollars combined. never saw those shirts again and she and i got into multiple arguments about the anime that included her thinking i was a demon for some reason i still to this day do not get. moral of the story was that i never should've trusted that snake with money. she owes me about $100 in babysitting money and the times she said she'd pay me back for me doing her chores she agreed to do.
@shoom7103
4 жыл бұрын
Isabellay Shepherd not quite the same since the hand cream was a gift and expensive and exclusively from Japan.
@channahtendam4020
4 жыл бұрын
I friggging SNORTED when you said "60 mibibbibs" Dead XD
@jecicaboyd1325
4 жыл бұрын
Me too! Lol. I thought I must have heard that wrong then he did it again. I was rolling.
@sliderest7719
4 жыл бұрын
Bibbibs XDD
@sliderest7719
4 жыл бұрын
Whoops mibbibibs XDD
@lorenacosta6678
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@rugbug5661
4 жыл бұрын
Same😂😂 I laughed so hard omfg
@aaaaaaaaaaaa1987
5 жыл бұрын
“Sweetie that yogurt healed my excama Can You order more for me to eat” -Cowoker 2019
@l0vu
5 жыл бұрын
Eczema*
@fallenwolf3368
5 жыл бұрын
The guy name is Michael we just call him big Mike because he is as hairy as a BigFoot.
@jappie6903
4 жыл бұрын
A little late, but. You weren't using it. -Also ex-Woker 2019
@Scalik
4 жыл бұрын
"is it FaaaaaAaAAst??!? "Yes, it's 60 Mubibits"
@thatwerdogeek1107
4 жыл бұрын
Haha. As a techy this both hurt and is super funny.
@robloxpengi923
4 жыл бұрын
thatwerdogeek 1 its Like he’s a text to speak robot and he just encountered a word missing a letter
@SillyRamen
4 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said that I went straight to the comments for this. I’m struggling to catch a breath laughing as silently as possible so I don’t wake my sleeping bf next to me 🤣 That caught me off guard, I can’t take it
@buwanekasumanaweera5377
4 жыл бұрын
It is mega bites per second
@AumaanPrime
4 жыл бұрын
@@buwanekasumanaweera5377 megabits per second
@netherresonant5594
5 жыл бұрын
This channel cleared my eczema, and if it might come back if I stop watching. Edit: Holy hell this is the most I've ever had a liked comment. Thanks y'all!
@the-nj4bo
5 жыл бұрын
It might come back when you stop using that GOD-DAMN BOTTLE!
@Sinstar33
5 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it. LOL!
@laapache1
5 жыл бұрын
I have your eczema now you weren't using it
@doggolovescheese1310
5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Lemonsrt
5 жыл бұрын
I think I have that hand cream and it’s so expensive
@joda7702
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed until tears ran out of my eyes at the way you pronounced “mbps”.
@SillyRamen
4 жыл бұрын
Same! 🤣🤣
@tiner8414
3 жыл бұрын
I’m in the middle of that story praying that there will be more muhbibits🤣
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