4:14 Seriously, $75 a week to watch four children 13 hours a day??? That's $1.15 an hour. That's 28 cents per hour per child. Good luck finding a slave.
@Zachattack10213
5 жыл бұрын
29 cents if you round up.
@krashsite2125
5 жыл бұрын
@@Zachattack10213 We'll be rich if we get paid that much! Preposterous!
@DetectiveNyx
5 жыл бұрын
Hey, give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe she and her kids are all time travellers from the 1830s and think slavery is still legal
@SordoBjorn
5 жыл бұрын
@@DetectiveNyx or thinks a dollar is worth the same as in the 1830's (that'd be a high-ish paying job back in the day)
@nightlydrugs6927
4 жыл бұрын
Or stop having kids. Ffs.
@tangomartinez9600
4 жыл бұрын
"If they live with parents they don't need money" Sir, not everyone in the internet is 14 years old, like you
@mikal9904
4 жыл бұрын
thisisdaxie :P You also need to pay people for a service, doesn’t matter effort.
@thilsiktonix
4 жыл бұрын
Murdered by words.
@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
4 жыл бұрын
@@thilsiktonix *RareInsult*
@melatoninqueen6914
4 жыл бұрын
Amen! I’m 19 and still living with my parents and I do in fact need money for personal hygiene items and clothing
@jamesanderson6373
4 жыл бұрын
*on
@Realisticz16
5 жыл бұрын
"X-Ray tech looking for exposure." You know... one of them freelance radiologists...
@dx1450
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they all have their own X-ray equipment.
@burnpygmalion39
5 жыл бұрын
Plus radiologists make bank so they’re not gonna do a free x-ray
@TieDef
5 жыл бұрын
I've got to assume that one was a joke; way too on the nose.
@Audiodump
5 жыл бұрын
Its actually fractally stupid. 1. Xrays are very cheap. Basically the cheapest diagnostic imaging test with the possible exception of Ultrasound. If this guy can't afford one he's definitely not famous or influential. 2. It doesn't matter who you've done an xray on. No employer in the fucking world would care if you gave a star a xray. Not unless they had some really fucked up anatomy and it required a ton of skill or something. 3. Even if employers would be impressed by that, it doesn't matter because patient privacy laws prevent you from disclosing who you have worked on. Every single aspect of it is extremely stupid and the closer you look the dumber it gets.
@---kp1hm
5 жыл бұрын
It’s clearly satire
@Sevenwndrs7
5 жыл бұрын
Wait .... the horse one ... “My husband has been in the military ever since I was a little girl ....” Did I hear that right? 👀
@disappointingperson9162
5 жыл бұрын
This is why periods and commas are important
@TieDef
5 жыл бұрын
Anyway that I look at that sentence "husband in the military" doesn't seem to make any sense! "My husband has been in the military ever since I was a little girl", "As my husband is in the military Friesians are my favorite horse breed", "As my husband is in the military I've wanted a Friesian ever since I was a little girl," "As my husband is in the military I own horses", or "As my husband is in the military I'm a mother." Where does your husband being in the military come into any of this?!
@btonyh5878
5 жыл бұрын
*_Y E S_*
@saladfingersasmrparty9768
5 жыл бұрын
TieDef sympathy points or something
@pollypockets508
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sadiedeservedbetter
5 жыл бұрын
"Give me free art" "No" "My name is James" "Ok sure
@SuperPudiim
5 жыл бұрын
I think he(james) might have misread his own messages as answers and answered himself.
@James-nj5ks
5 жыл бұрын
My name IS James though
@Samm1e
5 жыл бұрын
No, your name is Sammy
@willycheez7218
5 жыл бұрын
@@Samm1e no, my name is Sam, he IS James.
@roguishpaladin
5 жыл бұрын
Twist alert: The artist was Guy Fawkes and the guy was James I and that's why he's insecure about being from England.
@tortellini6087
5 жыл бұрын
The conservative thing with the babysitter cracks me up like, is she afraid she'll come back and her kids will have colored hair and refuse to go to church or something
@flyingpaladin617
5 жыл бұрын
Proof that conservatives are (almost) as bad as liberals
@btonyh5878
5 жыл бұрын
@@flyingpaladin617 can be
@lavaleader3455
5 жыл бұрын
@@flyingpaladin617 E n l i g h t e n e d C e n t r i s t D e t e c t e d .
@IzzleWhizzle
5 жыл бұрын
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg How about we as a species are fucked up, and we all suck, huh? There. Equal.
@pryingeyes1551
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny that she wanted the girl to have attended college, but misspelled it as "collage."
@AccomplishedBoot86
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being broke and not taking a job offer like wtf
@gusrtw20
4 жыл бұрын
What if the person offering a "job" at 1:48 was actually an mlm asshole trying to get a new victim for their snake oil scam? I mean, we don't have all the details here, just saying lol maybe the company is Amway 🤷♂️
@Jokaanan
4 жыл бұрын
@@gusrtw20 Yeah based on that "lmao" and no other context, it seems something's missing. That it's an MLM such as Amway is a really good guess. "Broke, friend? Pay me thousands of dollars for a scam empty dream :D :D :D"
@SkylerDK
4 жыл бұрын
I have a friend like this. He refuses to get a job, even though he has a college degree now. He would rather stay home and play games. I mean, me too, but I got bills to pay.
@princesstamika
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not disagreeing but I've taken a lot of jobs I should've stayed away from just because I was desperate. I set myself up for failure.
@SacredDaturaa
4 жыл бұрын
@@gusrtw20 Yeah that's what I was thinking. Some jobs you really are better off not taking.
@jdbeast
5 жыл бұрын
Wonder if that African American reading job is still available. Could use the $10.
@loveisasleep
5 жыл бұрын
don't forget the leftover donuts!
@atomic9706
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that you have to be able to read!
@acy7147
5 жыл бұрын
same man
@FriedAudio
5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it was was a parody...
@ambersomething1693
5 жыл бұрын
jdbeast but can you read?
@swahzie
6 жыл бұрын
Death: You have 7 days to live. Me: Make it 5. Death: You want less days?? Me: Well since you asked so nicely, make it 2.
@alonsan3977
6 жыл бұрын
Wynnzal i want to die right now can you hook me up?
@swahzie
6 жыл бұрын
random af Yeah man, just gotta call Death and boom, you're set.
@galarstar052
6 жыл бұрын
can you do eight and a half?
@mechaman5000
6 жыл бұрын
Doctor: you have 6 weeks to live Me: *slips 5 dollars* make it 3 weeks
@Multi006
6 жыл бұрын
SuperMech64 well we accidentally made it 1 week sorry lol
@DJFelixChester
6 жыл бұрын
That baby sitter one was essentially offering to pay someone with a high-school education or a college degree in elementary education, around $1.15 an hour for a more than full-time job.
@pokefan7446
6 жыл бұрын
DJFelixChester I feel like they may not understand how jobs work. Maybe they should practise what they demand.
@avr7120
6 жыл бұрын
Good luck finding someone that stupid haha
@maries9966
6 жыл бұрын
Heck, if you’re getting paid only $75 for 13 hours you’d be gettin seriously ripped off.
@tabithak.9923
6 жыл бұрын
When I was babysitting kids this age, most parents paid me $10/hour. $75 isn't even a whole day. And if you have degree requirements for your fucking babysitter, you should be paying at least minimum wage.
@knechtor5648
6 жыл бұрын
Some people have this mindset that even giving you the opportunity to work is some form of charity and if you want to be paid more than they are willing to pay you are ungrateful and rude. Unfortunately sometimes these people run the company you work at lel.
@wesleyem3
6 жыл бұрын
The worst ones are the ones where the item is FREE AND THEY STILL CAN'T AFFORD IT
@galarstar052
6 жыл бұрын
how about you give ME $10?
@bryanl6828
6 жыл бұрын
DADWC no 20$ no arguement
@wesleyem3
6 жыл бұрын
DADWC Frick you I live in Arizona my name is Wesley
@josephgarcia7030
5 жыл бұрын
"any up and coming x-ray technicians looking for exposure..." that's not how this works, in fact i'm fairly sure that's illegal.
@fueltek4362
4 жыл бұрын
"im just a 16 year old xray technician from Atlanta tryna make it big, appreciate it if you'd check me out"
@mortson978
3 жыл бұрын
It reads like satire to me. There's a host of schmucks trying to get free tattoos with this shtick.
@Sinistralitee
3 ай бұрын
lmfao, it sounds like satire but I genuinely believe he mistook Xray Exposure for the rap kind and not radiation.
@dx1450
5 жыл бұрын
"You really are cold, heartless, and uncompromising." Why thank you. Thank you very much. For a minute there I thought I'd lost my touch.
@camelat7228
4 жыл бұрын
edgy, but clever. gets my like
@PantsYT
4 жыл бұрын
"Still got it"
@psychedelic.dreamer
4 жыл бұрын
That "sell a horse, buy a horse" bit kills me everytime
@mrsmekae
4 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favorite part in the whole video!
@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322
4 жыл бұрын
“Ya sell a horse bitch, a buy a horse...” lmao!!!!!
@DJBaphomet
6 жыл бұрын
"Looking for a emo gf, has to be an 8/10" Sorry dude, you're not getting a big tiddied goth gf.
@Archimonde259
6 жыл бұрын
only in Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt
@marlonyo
6 жыл бұрын
how emo are you if you have 500 friends?
@Dualblades47
6 жыл бұрын
Outertale Napstablook but is he saving for Jalter?
@Landsknecht25
6 жыл бұрын
Outertale Napstablook why tf do people like goth gfs
@GizmoTTV
6 жыл бұрын
marlonyo exactly!
@Blue-jy4rf
6 жыл бұрын
"how much for the treadmill?" "$200" "did i mention i'm crippled?"
@Dice-Z
6 жыл бұрын
Hey, wheelchairs need some excercise too.
@itookabathlast4029
6 жыл бұрын
i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n
@seandevine406
6 жыл бұрын
I died when I saw this
@masterofadapting
4 жыл бұрын
i havn't took a bath you called??
@samellington8804
5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that babysitter one... 1.15$ an hour for a job that difficult and all those requirements...
@drakecarman-loveless9151
5 жыл бұрын
@ΞTHAN i respect that you appreciate other people's feelings, but let's be honest, the babies of this decade (I mean around 2010-) are the worst, my mom has footage of me (I was born in 2005) and I was almost never a crying demon, but my 6 year old cousin cries DAILY, and don't get me started on his sister. they are horrid in the highest caliber
@drakecarman-loveless9151
5 жыл бұрын
@@GoblinUrNuts true enough
@inakie7756
5 жыл бұрын
@ΞTHAN Conservatives don't hate black people tho
@roguishpaladin
5 жыл бұрын
I'm REALLY hoping that they meant 6 PM - 7 PM...I'm probably wrong, though. :-(
@bookfound
5 жыл бұрын
11.50 an hour would be cheep for a babysitter with those qualifications.
@Melissa-wh7uo
6 жыл бұрын
Alright let's talk about 4:50. 13 hours a day, 5 days a week, watching 4 BOYS, one of which is an infant. With all these prerequisites, and the fact that it's one person for 4 kids, let's bump up the usual 15 dollars an hour to 20, to account for everything. Seems pretty reasonable. So 20$/hour, 13 hours a day 5 days a week, that comes to $1300 a week. That's a $1225 difference. More importantly, I think, is the percentage attached to this. This woman is trying to pay 5.8% of an acceptable salary. Jeez
@opaltoralien4015
6 жыл бұрын
*The sound of proud clapping echos through the comment section*
@kaylinsmith6921
6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, when are you expecting this woman to go to class, when you have her working 13 hours a day, during the week. Guess it's night school or online classes. Sheesh.
@randomcomment4359
6 жыл бұрын
20$ an hour? Are you living in fucking beverly hills? Normal salary in Europe for babysitting is about 5-10$ an hour depends how many kids you watch. You think someone can earn 1300$ a week from babysitting... if that were true everyone would be a babysitter. Think before you speak maggot
@obtuse2399
6 жыл бұрын
@@randomcomment4359 triggered?
@randomcomment4359
6 жыл бұрын
@@obtuse2399 yes, ignorance triggers me.
@mies7135
5 жыл бұрын
>I don't dare to put bass in my songs because it's a skill in itself >lol "work"
@jaysonklein6018
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not even a musician, and I wanna PUNCH that dude in the face for that "lol 'work'" crap.
@AaronKaiMCDNLD
4 жыл бұрын
judging by how he sees making music, i willing to bet his music is probably a shitty phone mic recording of an acoustic guitar cover.
@jaysonklein6018
3 жыл бұрын
@@AaronKaiMCDNLD That, or he has a two-bit mic... and a kazoo
@royalblanket
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysonklein6018 My music skills are on par with a chicken pecking a xylophone, and even I was pissed at that guy
@aubreyh1930
3 жыл бұрын
@@AaronKaiMCDNLD that would imply he can read music
@GippyHappy
6 жыл бұрын
"You just lost my business" means nothing when you weren't going to pay them anyway
@kaydenwomack8049
5 жыл бұрын
you tell him!
@jackkaczmarski
5 жыл бұрын
The phrase should be “You just lost my _potential_ business”
@slion9914
6 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to your medical school interview, John. First question- do you have any experience with x ray technology?" "I gave a chest x ray to some dj once for free because he begged online for it." "Shit dude youre hired"
@scriptosaurusrex
5 жыл бұрын
That one was clearly satire in response to people trying to con musicians into working for free all the time.
@SugaryPhoenixxx
5 жыл бұрын
@@scriptosaurusrex Yeah but its funnier when it's a DJ begging for a free doctor.
@scriptosaurusrex
4 жыл бұрын
@BronzeGod okay.
@mochaccino3281
6 жыл бұрын
“If they live with parents they don’t need money”. So this is how you end up with men in their 40’s demanding free porn art from teenagers. “But Snickerdoodle and I are in love and you don’t even care 😭”
@gav1049
6 жыл бұрын
Mochaccino Unrealistic. Not enough emojis.
@yoshishuhaist
6 жыл бұрын
English!
@mochaccino3281
6 жыл бұрын
Samsung User Not everyone demands free art obviously
@missconstruct6968
6 жыл бұрын
Ashes to nothing. Nah, you just need to say 'freaking' on every other word
@donloder1
6 жыл бұрын
Samsung User yeah it still gets me on the weirdies that someone puts themselves out to public for drawing NSFW. Dis why I like my favorite Hentai artist to still be unknown to me.
@vinnisvidya
5 жыл бұрын
[ (Barter 40/55) Would take $70? ] [ (FAILED) "I can do $100." ]
@theonefreeman586
5 жыл бұрын
this was good
@gonkdroid8391
5 жыл бұрын
Ah i see you are man of culture
@thunderblitz9832
5 жыл бұрын
Ahh New Vegas
@wolfetteplays8894
5 жыл бұрын
Vinnis Vidya nice sig avatar!
@jaredchinchello1760
4 жыл бұрын
Should've taken some Mentats.
@papa_xan
5 жыл бұрын
"How about $55 and a nice sweater?" "Not unless that sweater is made out of $45." Awesome!!!
@bluejae825
6 жыл бұрын
"Caucasian congregation" is what i'm gonna call all of my family's get-togethers from now on
@astrangeone
6 жыл бұрын
$10 and all the donuts you can carry. Really? I can make $10 easily at a minimum wage job and I don't have to worry about your "diverse" church goers giving me evil looks for not being born white. Also, ha! I know a lot of really white families and they could be called that...
@ekoreko4271
6 жыл бұрын
I mean if a church going black person were to see this maybe they'd think $10 and breakfast for their family on a sunday morning isn't too bad.
@lolallday08
6 жыл бұрын
@@ekoreko4271 We can get that at most diverse mega churches in Memphis, Atlanta, Nashville, & Chicago without being a token. In the name of our dearest lord, Issa Nah. Blackness 3:16.
@bluejae825
6 жыл бұрын
@@astrangeone w...what?
@ekoreko4271
6 жыл бұрын
@@lolallday08 Fair enough, I just live in a really white area
@Berd
6 жыл бұрын
to be NICE
@archedin
6 жыл бұрын
ITS *BERD*
@doggo1194
6 жыл бұрын
Berd SENPAI
@donobee9392
6 жыл бұрын
DAD? YOU'VE COME BACK??
@tantrums
6 жыл бұрын
Berd dADDY
@toutac8886
6 жыл бұрын
hey frend
@tidepodpadthai2633
4 жыл бұрын
"Looking to collab with an up and coming x-ray tech" is a sentence I didn't think I would hear ever in my life.
@Vivi-mf3fh
6 жыл бұрын
"Must be ᴬᶠʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ"
@danikasmith493
6 жыл бұрын
Why did he whisper that?
@despaircheeto8488
6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Bin Hujan Omar that's the part that pissed me off.
@justanotheraltaccount7821
6 жыл бұрын
**Yellow fuckcoin breaks wall down** Did you just say the word?! How dare you! _AAAAAAAAAAAA_ **demonetized for 7 months**
"Wanting to hire an African American. MUST BE ABLE TO READ." Honey. Honey no. Quit while you can.
@franl155
3 жыл бұрын
That shows how "diverse" they really are
@mini_skinny0296
3 жыл бұрын
It reminded me of that little song "We gotta celebrate our differences".
@franl155
3 жыл бұрын
@@mini_skinny0296 - or "We've got to *be seen to* celebrate them"
@KR-ys4xy
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t know what was wrong with that one. Can someone explain?
@thetea4093
2 жыл бұрын
@@KR-ys4xy they’re assuming black people can’t read
@ToddHimself
6 жыл бұрын
And turning from his computer the weary web developer with tears in his eyes turns to his pet tarantula and says “I’m sorry Timmy the tarantula but I can’t have you anymore... I’ve lost bug time...”
@CritLoren
6 жыл бұрын
spiders are arachnids not bugs :/
@ToddHimself
6 жыл бұрын
Son where I'm from bugs can mean any creepy crawly be it insect or arachnid.
@bums009
6 жыл бұрын
Sloth r/iamverysmart
@Naruto31132
6 жыл бұрын
you're a proboscis!
@doobiesnatcher1956
6 жыл бұрын
I'm dying
@yaashcallicharan1030
6 жыл бұрын
You can't be emo and have 500 friends at the same time
@Moocow2003
6 жыл бұрын
You're not even wrong
@juliabrooks8396
6 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO roasted
@wonderlandartwork3579
6 жыл бұрын
i think he's talking abt myspace friends.
@EmulatorSavvy
6 жыл бұрын
7:45 "I'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit, that doesn't make sense." What? By that logic, it doesn't make sense to pay my carpenter to fix my staircase because it's free to walk on. Were these people dropped as babies or something?
@Azumongo
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder how those people think free-to-play games are made from a financial perspective... "Wait, you want me to pay you for writing thousands of lines of code for a game that's free? Nonsense!"
@ColtonWatson
6 жыл бұрын
They're missing out, BUG TIME
@marlonyo
6 жыл бұрын
if the site is truly free then how is that a million dollar idea
@EmulatorSavvy
6 жыл бұрын
A fitting punishment for that mouth breather.
@kos2919
6 жыл бұрын
NebulaDreams They have this weird logic that some people are not just worth paying for. For them drawing is so easy artists don't worth paying for.
@assailant8722
6 жыл бұрын
It amazes me how little people respect artists. I've tried to learn how to draw before, and as someone who never got good at it, it is REALLY difficult and takes a lot of time and work, and yet people just assume they'll do whatever they want. I have a girlfriend who's an artist, and I almost never ask her to draw something for me, and on the rare occasion that I do, I always assure her that I'm willing to talk prices with her. She has done it for free (the perks of an artist girlfriend), but I always assure her I'm willing to pay if she wants. Artists are not your slaves. Respect them.
@eh9317
6 жыл бұрын
Wholesome post
@themechanicalvee5244
6 жыл бұрын
This post's kinda heartwarming in a strange sorta sense haha
@margaret5726
6 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I follow many artists, and it sucks that they have to post about this quite often.
@nonubusiness
6 жыл бұрын
I wanted to become an artist when I was a child. THEN they kept having all those 'starving artists" sales on tv. Scared me right outta my dream.
@DoveAlexa
6 жыл бұрын
@nonubusiness, yeah same. It's really good to hear a partner willing to pay their partner for work, that's really kind of amazing.
@laurelcook9078
6 жыл бұрын
The horse one had me laughing because no one in their right mind would give her a free horse. Go to auctions and buy them off the truck.
@Dragonemperess
6 жыл бұрын
Even worse, it's a Friesian. Those aren't horses you can just find at auction. They average $25,000, definitely not something to just give away.
@krystatinyy9652
6 жыл бұрын
Laurel Cook omg your profile picture is so cute lol
@astrangeone
6 жыл бұрын
I mean, she has a couple of horses. She could just sell them, and buy an actual Friesian horse.
@Dragonemperess
6 жыл бұрын
@@astrangeone Maybe, but I doubt it. Fresians are like the Porsche of the horse world. She's asking for a free Porsche!
@cheesypickles6254
6 жыл бұрын
@Dragonemperess I mean technically she could by a foal with the money she made off of selling a couple horses. Friesian foals cost under $10k. It’s the grown and trained ones that cost more.
@undead9999
5 жыл бұрын
the horse one was hilarious. "long time horse owner as my husband is in the military" aah those long, cold nights spent in the stables.. xD
@boxycthulhu3519
4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say...
@randompromises1038
4 жыл бұрын
@Goddess of Chaos that joke made me laugh so hard my voice is horse now
@cas6174
4 жыл бұрын
Random Promises yeah i was eating horseradish and i spat it all over my phone
@DemMedHornene
6 жыл бұрын
Horsegirl doesn't know what comma or period is. Also, Sorrow, I hope you read all of that in one breath, otherwise I'll seriously question your dedication to the craft.
@kesorangutan6170
6 жыл бұрын
Do you want to kill Sorrow?
@tunnelsnake420
6 жыл бұрын
*bircan doğaroğlu* you fool! There is no known ways to kill sorrow!
@Ice-cd7jj
6 жыл бұрын
Dude, show some respek, they just want a free horse worth around 20 grand...
@dbgrfdg
6 жыл бұрын
you could clearly hear the cuts on some of the takes.
@bp837
6 жыл бұрын
Gay
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
6 жыл бұрын
Back in the day Rich people owned cars and the poor rode horses. Now poor people own cars and the rich own horses. The stables have turned my friends. Edit: um, I found this joke in a meme comp video.
@TheLuci915
6 жыл бұрын
Well, back in the day it wasn't considered abuse to give a horse one bale of hay a week, so they were way cheaper to keep.
@jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
6 жыл бұрын
Lucy W Horses actually ate hay? I thought they ate vegtables....
@TheLuci915
6 жыл бұрын
Meh, same concept. You could give a horse two carrots for the week and there wasn't a PETA to tell you "no." Also interest rates.
@brc9739
6 жыл бұрын
::thonking::
@Rijapega89
6 жыл бұрын
nice analogy xD
@francesca1687
6 жыл бұрын
As a person who keeps horses, does this "experienced owner" not realise that buying the horse is the least expensive part of the whole experience? If you can't afford to buy it, I doubt you can afford to look after it properly.
@ghostlyhousehorrors
6 жыл бұрын
Francesca all the food, horse items and medical care needed will be more than what the horse cost
@Gloomysushiroll
6 жыл бұрын
Marcy Jones I’m not a horse owner or anything, but I think horses are very hard to keep in good health? Quite silly to ask for a horse you can’t afford, if you ask me.
@martiqueheisler5959
6 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@papierboa
5 жыл бұрын
Person: Selling for 50 dollars Person 2: free?!? Person: no? Person 2: ):(
@ItsNotakin
5 жыл бұрын
*>:(
@Jason-eo1rh
5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Romania 🚪🔒 🎉 🎧 🎶
@Feliciatanktop
5 жыл бұрын
Literally a summary of selling on Mercari
@VHwitTheVids
5 жыл бұрын
Tiddies
@stinky6832
5 жыл бұрын
O /):(\ | |
@GearsoftheCOG3
5 жыл бұрын
"and a long time horse owner as my husband is in the military" ehh I really don't like what that implies
@goldylocks1932
5 жыл бұрын
Isaac .Rozzdale x2
@CommanderWiggins
5 жыл бұрын
Isaac .Rozzdale Huh? Oh wait. Oh. Oh.... Ohhhhhhh no.......
@oscarguzman6440
5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@jrmcc173
5 жыл бұрын
Oh. Ohhhhh nooo.
@aajkdndkdnekwn
5 жыл бұрын
Huh I don't get it (despite what my username says I actually don't understand)
@Buntythebee
6 жыл бұрын
I love your videos, but I also hate them since there are people like this breathing the same air, sharing the same planet with us and are totally serious about their bullshit.
@yoink4180
6 жыл бұрын
I cannot agree more.
@alonsan3977
6 жыл бұрын
Our lord and savior: vay kek "WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR!"
@alonsan3977
6 жыл бұрын
Wait... if anyone got the refrence, i love you.
@yolemswag3312
6 жыл бұрын
random af too many Loli threads on /b/ ?
@alonsan3977
6 жыл бұрын
Yolem Swag what is /b/?
@BlaxicanBeautyTV333
6 жыл бұрын
African American 👀
@milaana4503
6 жыл бұрын
Maryam who can read
@Sammh
6 жыл бұрын
can u read tho
@BlaxicanBeautyTV333
6 жыл бұрын
I can read too 👀👀
@peachdreams5060
6 жыл бұрын
(Whispers quietly)
@TheWoollyFrog
6 жыл бұрын
African American aka 100% American.
@prodhenri
6 жыл бұрын
>emo >+500 friends 🤔
@liamk3451
6 жыл бұрын
*HAHAHA*
@hankymcspanky3137
6 жыл бұрын
I think the correct term he was looking for was "scene".
@khgameplayer
6 жыл бұрын
Literally about to make the same "scene" comment. Fake emos that just love the music.
@taliakellegg5978
6 жыл бұрын
khgameplayer fuck emos
@khgameplayer
6 жыл бұрын
Leo, Lee, and Lea k
@yaboiren5003
5 жыл бұрын
You're gonna have a BUG TIME! (Bugalovania plays in background)
@thatnerdinthecomments4678
5 жыл бұрын
Megalovania × Flight Of The Bumblebee?
@TsukiStuffs
5 жыл бұрын
ddD a
@emopeterparker7
4 жыл бұрын
@@thatnerdinthecomments4678 why does this mash up not exist
@lieutenantlettuce8306
4 жыл бұрын
Dancing Cockroach meme
@ascendedcat260
4 жыл бұрын
Megalovania MIDI but the instrument is a bee buzzing
@Tucher97
6 жыл бұрын
it seems some people think the guilt trip is a good bargining tactic
@jaguar123987x
6 жыл бұрын
Hey I have this thing to sell, I only ask 5$
@doggydoge3571
6 жыл бұрын
ʝ αℊ⋒αr123987ჯ I would like to buy something, but i’m a flatearther so you have to compensate me!
@Tucher97
6 жыл бұрын
Oh it seems we are not the same religion therefore i need $50 as the base price and $100 for compensation, and $400 for the higher being i believe in (if you are curious its the machine spirit) oh and because my (nonexistant) kid is sick thus you must throw in your life savings
@OEDODRAGON
6 жыл бұрын
I had that at work one time.... They didn't quite have enough tickets to get on the ride, so they were using the excuse that the girl's grandfather, who had cancer apparently, was waiting in the car for them just so she could get on the ride.
@royalblanket
2 жыл бұрын
Negging? But like, professional negging
@KoiKat_
5 жыл бұрын
Did you even take a single breath during that Friesian post
@tianacaviera3014
6 жыл бұрын
*I only want first place*
@tianacaviera3014
6 жыл бұрын
No u
@killmeister2271
6 жыл бұрын
+Lil Pump u are
@PinkieRockStar878
6 жыл бұрын
Shut up Gaz.
@EllisHudsonn
6 жыл бұрын
*IS THAT A PRO PUMP!*
@lickmyballs420
6 жыл бұрын
U mom gay
@maimunamay6198
6 жыл бұрын
"Must be able to read"
@tylerkrause5936
6 жыл бұрын
Maimuna May sorry i dont understand what your message says
@Icetea-2000
6 жыл бұрын
Dawn of Weirdos Jesus Christ, how about watching the video
@kingmezna
6 жыл бұрын
Le funny meme he’s making a joke because you need to be able to read to read the job offer silly billy
@maimunamay6198
6 жыл бұрын
Le funny meme r/whoosh
@Icetea-2000
6 жыл бұрын
Well what can I say Fuck
@katiaolivares4691
6 жыл бұрын
Hi! I want to adopt a cat from your shelter but _I D O N T L I K E M I X E D B R E E D S F O R A E S T H E T I C R E A S O N S_
@halcyon1644
6 жыл бұрын
My precious mixed breed is sweet asf, even if her head is oblong like a watermelon
@quitotito7563
6 жыл бұрын
Persians lol
@ripkimjonghyunyoudidwell.9964
6 жыл бұрын
A i know. And thier way more healthy.why would any one want a purebreed unless your entering a dog show,i guess.
@mct1143
6 жыл бұрын
Rip KimJonghyun you did well. I mean I got 4 purebred dogs because they don’t shed and so my dad isn’t allergic but yanno, same with purebred cat
@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. She just expressed a preference. Yeah it's a superficial thing to say but it's adopting a cat not a child
@meowdy..
6 жыл бұрын
selling gf
@hypernoxious
6 жыл бұрын
How much? Is she a Virgin? *I only accept first place*
@RazgulTheKind
6 жыл бұрын
20k? reply ty
@marcowashere1615
6 жыл бұрын
Chemical is 20$ ok?
@RazgulTheKind
6 жыл бұрын
buying gf
@RazgulTheKind
6 жыл бұрын
meet at ge
@sunfish9341
4 жыл бұрын
7:55 i love how he doesn’t realize the implications of commissioning the building of a website and thinks he can just order a website like a cup of coffee
@artemisorwhatever9828
Жыл бұрын
I know I'm two years late, but are they also aware that they're going to have to, like, pay for that domain? To my knowledge owning a website is a pretty expensive thing for one person to own
@MaxisRichtofen
5 жыл бұрын
There's this weird stigmata about IT and artwork. Somewhere along the line, people don't see it as "real" work, and will try and pay you less for the work you do or expect it to be free. "Well you just sit around all day tinkering around with your computer I don't see why I should pay."
@nedisahonkey
5 жыл бұрын
The word you're looking for is stigma. Although stigmatas are also weird.
@zerg230
5 жыл бұрын
I mean.. I work in IT, and I get payed more than I think I deserve. Maybe it's different for freelancers.
@mrdojob
5 жыл бұрын
Well. let's be fair. It's work that has no tangible value technology, science, medicine or engineering wise and is in reality worthless as a result. Service work just gets the scraps left over from the STEM spending. While an artist might want a fair price for a painting, unlike an engine or electrode which is valuable to everyone and yields money, a painting is only as valuable as whatever someone thinks it is. What might be worth £20 to me might be worth £200000 to someone else but still mostly £0 in the grand scheme of things. Anyone can ask what they want and pay what they want for something that does fuck all.
@QueenofSilence101
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, come on, all you do is sit around at home and draw all day. Anyone could do that. Why can't you just give me something for free?" I think it's the fact that, yes, literally anyone can draw. Whether you actually have a talent for it...
@DatAsianGuy
5 жыл бұрын
@@QueenofSilence101 yeah, but how many people can draw good. I feel like since drawing often starts out as a hobby people don't see it as "real" job. I'm actually going into the direction of art, to be more precise graphic design.
@Saltine_American
5 жыл бұрын
Medical imaging gets *exposure* every time they flip that switch!
@jaysonklein6018
4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Yup.
@shannons.7466
6 жыл бұрын
The way you whispered every time you said "African-American" had me dyinggg
@lolallday08
6 жыл бұрын
It's even better when people do it in real life. "I would go to that restaurant with with _____ but... You know... She's 𝓐𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷. She probably won't think they cooked it well enough." Bonus: "Yeah I hate how a few idiots ruined how folks think white people cook too! I'm scared my 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 friends won't come over my place. "
@TheMariofan222
6 жыл бұрын
"A long time horse owner *as my husband is in the military* " Are they filling some roles for ya?
@rammbook5620
6 жыл бұрын
the memer of dank They sure are filling some things
@wetlettuce4768
6 жыл бұрын
What if they're just a really stupid couple and thought to join something like the 32nd Cavalry Regiment they needed a horse to ride into battle?
@jonasp.30
6 жыл бұрын
Well, Ok then
@kitbracadabra
6 жыл бұрын
**oh shit**
@goodolnonamee
6 жыл бұрын
ʝ αℊ⋒αr123987ჯ I think it was funnier when nobodt was flat out saying what the horses were for.
@cyberafterlife
6 жыл бұрын
My name is also James, and I am also from England, and that last one is the reason im leaving and changing my name, I will no longer be a part of the James from England community.
@aurea.
6 жыл бұрын
SHARKTOOTHJEM Don't let it get to you, James!
@Linealo
6 жыл бұрын
It's a Jamesxit! OMG!
@NormadYT
6 жыл бұрын
SHARKTOOTHJEM Im also James from England. #IslamIsAViolentareligion
@jamesliu8095
6 жыл бұрын
Same, apart from the fact that I am in Hong kong so I was out of England when the video was uploaded, I escaped just in time
@gracehollz2052
4 жыл бұрын
Miss you Sorrow, binge watching your channel. Hope you're okay
@vorchitect
6 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much a repackaged version of r/forexposure
@TheQueenofNeckbeards
6 жыл бұрын
It's forexposure but with dating profiles
@miaj8680
6 жыл бұрын
A.R.M.Y Trash True
@dodgeneon8093
6 жыл бұрын
Greta Gibson fuck offf
@alphacult6873
6 жыл бұрын
You boys want some hot tokens?
@Mindofthebrick
6 жыл бұрын
Yea do you want some free fucking tokens (the fuck does that even mean)
@refusingtoconform
5 жыл бұрын
I just wanna believe Bug Time is his company name and he corrected it to big time so he doesn't "give his idea away."
@pineapplegator2807
6 жыл бұрын
7:40 THAT'S LIKE MCDONALDS SAYING THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PAY FOR THE CONSTRUCTION OF ONE OF THEIR ESTABLISHMENTS BECAUSE IT'S FREE TO COME INSIDE WTF KIND OF LOGIC IS THIS
@canmydogget100subscribers2
6 жыл бұрын
True
@moralityisnotsubjective5
6 жыл бұрын
Freeloader logic.
@mr-century
6 жыл бұрын
I almost died at Ive fallen, and I need a TV!
@the_actual_alex
6 жыл бұрын
Well I'm happy your still alive
@MrBerserkinTime
6 жыл бұрын
You need the tv more than her XD
@mannyheffley4599
5 жыл бұрын
Well then you’re gonna need 80$ ma’am
@yabazyabacoffee
5 жыл бұрын
We’ll be there right away Ms.Fletcher
@lilZurry
5 жыл бұрын
Id be happy to die from that
@esperreads8716
5 жыл бұрын
3:50 sounds like a “nice guy” without the insults
@mikeyfisher4256
6 жыл бұрын
J A M E S F R O M E N G L I S H L A N D
@WarPigstheHun
6 жыл бұрын
ENGLALAND
@inoob5906
6 жыл бұрын
*E N G L I S H*
@Ohrami
6 жыл бұрын
the name's bond
@blacktigerpaw1
6 жыл бұрын
Michael Fisher IS MY CITY
@owenurban5122
6 жыл бұрын
I am from British
@MorbidRed
4 жыл бұрын
“Looking for an emo gf with all of these qualities” *cringes in goth*
@andrewko8346
5 жыл бұрын
It’s not pizza time. *B U G T I M E*
@yanceyjames3089
5 жыл бұрын
Asian Hobo *arachnid time
@ringthebellamy
5 жыл бұрын
Your username intrigues me.
@phlusq._9949
5 жыл бұрын
oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah?
@andrewko8346
5 жыл бұрын
no u oh yeah yeah
@nickkohlmann
6 жыл бұрын
*WHY ARE THESE FOOLS* *S T I L L B R E A T H I N G M Y A I R*
@Darkfreed0m
6 жыл бұрын
Warframe quote with no context. *Nice*
@Towelietowel
6 жыл бұрын
SKOOOM.
@mrdylanwintle
6 жыл бұрын
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
@aihmopee
6 жыл бұрын
My nam a jeff
@Henning161
6 жыл бұрын
We can change that
@thegoldenflare3199
6 жыл бұрын
i did the math on the babysitter one, its 87 cents an hour
@Lanselot2069
6 жыл бұрын
jeses washing dishes pays more. actually, name something that pays LESS
@OnlyHereForCake
6 жыл бұрын
Volunteer work, but that's about it
@randomfools808
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah that one I could understand based on certain families until it hit the price. That is closer to pay for one night in various areas than the schedule they had.
@scandilad5152
6 жыл бұрын
Damn XD
@GastNdorf
6 жыл бұрын
And the resume they ask make it even worse. And 5 boys, that must be some Malcom in the middle shit.
@marcogypaetus9607
6 жыл бұрын
The friesian horse one probably can't afford commas either.
@randomfools808
6 жыл бұрын
Marco Paschetta Periods. I was getting frustrated. It's so easy to hit that button.
@NightEyeStudio1995
6 жыл бұрын
Friesian horses are awesome.... but anyone Who asks for a free horse... when they have horses already. Just sell some of your horses and get one. Or maybe... you know... be happy with the horses you already have
@Zoe.m.
6 жыл бұрын
Frigg Fluff she obviously doesn't have any respect for horses if she wants one for free, she probably treating the one she has like pokemon and just colllecting them. Most of my horses have been rescues and if someone offered me a friesian if I'd swap one of my horses for it I'd tell them to fuck off.
@turkeytits9020
6 жыл бұрын
The horse one bothered me a lot too. This whole thing was hard to watch. Decent show though I like it.
@NightEyeStudio1995
6 жыл бұрын
I have so much respect for you right now! I hope you amazing horses are in good health
@olivialambert4124
6 жыл бұрын
As someone whos also on disability I find it utterly disgusting to see people try to manipulate others with the whole sympathy play deal. You already add nothing to the state and get enough money to live a reasonably comfortable life donated by society, don't start trying to push people around and guilt trip them into things. I need to take Morphine every day simply to get out of bed and I've had people try that shit on me too - I don't understand how people are so patient with these people I would have just doubled the price the moment they tried it. So to stress for anyone who comes across it, cripples are already getting more than enough from society you don't need to start getting guilt tripped into shit too. If someone is polite maybe give up a seat but even then if they're an asshole they can sit on the floor. I certainly have and it was less unpleasant than a lot of cripples I've seen trying to poach my seat then bitching me out if I didn't stand for someone more capable than myself.
@thefilmfreak5940
6 жыл бұрын
Lovan Gaming speak for yourself.. Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
@billcipher8645
6 жыл бұрын
Actually, not everyone. In my country lots of people with disabilities/problems with money don't get enough to live normal life. But they don't beg strangers for expensive horsebreeds...
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
6 жыл бұрын
Lovan Gaming You say don't care, but you still read the comment anyway and spent time to write a reply, ya stinky shart clown... In fact, whoever who says nobody cares is usually the one that cares. It's one huge contradiction. Tell people how you really feel.
@Raveyboy641
6 жыл бұрын
"You sell a horse bitch, you buy a horse. Shits not that complex." Lmao
@meekeen
4 жыл бұрын
I listen to quite a few different 'reading out subreddits' videos but Sorrow TV is the only one that makes me absolutely howl with laughter. Such a talent for comedy and voices 😂
@vedadb1937
6 жыл бұрын
r/IncelTears?
@Newcras
6 жыл бұрын
No.
@vedadb1937
6 жыл бұрын
Newcras ok
@burlapjack1464
6 жыл бұрын
Vedad B approved
@twat9954
6 жыл бұрын
Please
@rayquaza000
6 жыл бұрын
Newcras Overruled
@moved4751
4 жыл бұрын
THE " BUG TIME " PART STILL CRACKS ME UP FOR NO REASON A YEAR LATER
@luked8449
6 жыл бұрын
you missed an opportunity at 4:36 to point out that they said "collage" instead of "college"
@Ayeedrian
6 жыл бұрын
*B U G T I M E*
@shanesalva6632
6 жыл бұрын
ᴬᶠʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ
@north7500
6 жыл бұрын
Who can read
@emmettbrown3463
4 жыл бұрын
@@north7500 i don't
@babyramses5066
3 жыл бұрын
The Calgary one made me mad considering everyone gets universal health insurance in Canada. So i don't know what that person was on about "give me free things I'm on health benefits" yeah so is everyone else in Alberta.
@Jake-ii5ro
6 жыл бұрын
When Sorrow posts a video its literally the highlight of my day
@rodger3352
6 жыл бұрын
Jake lmao same ...
@CharalamposKoundourakis
6 жыл бұрын
Get help
@EllisHudsonn
6 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Vitorruy1
6 жыл бұрын
Jake thats sad
@lizkruis674
6 жыл бұрын
Jake u must be lonely
@yaboi6851
6 жыл бұрын
he doesn't like mixed breeds for A E S T H E T I C REASONS
@babynuggethead5576
6 жыл бұрын
WHAT?!
@phoebexxlouise
5 жыл бұрын
3:40 the unwitting radiography joke... He's the one looking to gain an exposure
@cosmicjenny4508
5 жыл бұрын
+Phoebe Louise Shit, I thought that was intentional... But, then I realised how stupid the advertisement was...
@O_look_a_names_should_be_here
5 жыл бұрын
Well just a negative lol
@ommurg5059
4 жыл бұрын
"I like this horse breed cause my husband is in the military" wait do what?
@coinlockerbaby578
6 жыл бұрын
*_BUG TIME_*
@lycantreyski
6 жыл бұрын
*big time I meant big time irheir big time
@parfaiyaki
6 жыл бұрын
A non-April fool's video? NANI!?
@BeeLy1011
6 жыл бұрын
Pastel Panda Omae wa mou shindeiru
@sour_peckanmix
6 жыл бұрын
BeeLy1011 REEEEEEE
@galarstar052
6 жыл бұрын
we are the real fools
@CertifiedNEETClassic
6 жыл бұрын
Oh man, up-and-coming X-ray techs. I remember when they performed at a local bar. :^)
@Lizard____
6 жыл бұрын
3:25 Does....does he think people just have x-ray machines lying around in their homes??
@themadhammer3305
6 жыл бұрын
long beef that was to take the piss out of people who ask for free commission artwork
@MarkDanov
6 жыл бұрын
The Mad Hammer hence the "free exposure"
@Lizard____
6 жыл бұрын
The Mad Hammer That would make a lot more sense. I'll just hope that's the case, and he's really not THAT delusional.
@aguitarist2246
6 жыл бұрын
I guess people don’t realize $80+ is the standard shipping price.
@CMYKITSUNE
6 жыл бұрын
you sell a horse you buy a horse
@butzge1
6 жыл бұрын
sbooky gifting horses away is not that uncommon.
@CMYKITSUNE
6 жыл бұрын
it would be very weird if i knew that (bc i never had a pet or farm animal except goldfish) but i liked his lil song
@wutadam
5 жыл бұрын
4:08 Hey, all of those describe me! Except for the fact that I am 500 friends short.
@jedi1josh
6 жыл бұрын
That horse lady needs to learn how to use periods and commas because when you write long winded sentences that have no periods or commas then it's hard for the reader to know when it's appropriate to pause and take a breath but this sentence she wrote just goes on and on and on without any pause whatsoever and that really is just silly to think anyone would take that very seriously I know if I read a sentence like that I wouldn't take it seriously
@fieratheproud
6 жыл бұрын
Josh Combs the way I read long winded sentences is that in my head it keeps getting faster and faster and faster still until it goes faster than sonic the fucking hedgehog or the flash or even the speed of light and reached terminal velocity or something ...God that was hard to write.
@plox8279
6 жыл бұрын
Oh come on really guys D:
@cheezburgrproduction
6 жыл бұрын
You could cut and eat this comment like a steak of words and still have enough run-on garbage left over to take home a doggie bag
@relm.5934
6 жыл бұрын
*Legend says that sentence is still ongoing.*
@clothebrotato
6 жыл бұрын
🤔
@AngelTheAngel115
4 жыл бұрын
0:29 the voice he does for the guy that wants to buy sounds like a old talk radio person
@matteussilvestre8583
6 жыл бұрын
Are those real convos? I mean, these people are denser than the ones on r/forexposure
@allosaurustime
3 жыл бұрын
10:45 this is what would happen if a Victorian child found a time machine
@Niobesnuppa
6 жыл бұрын
That lady wants a stranger to give her a horse for free. Just... How can someone be this entitled?
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
6 жыл бұрын
Sadly, there are a lot of people like that. The world is a scary place for sure. Some people just seem to think everything will be handed to them on a silver platter. They're probably too far from reality. Lol
@DOCTORCRL85
4 жыл бұрын
"Why would I charge somebody to make me a website when its free to visit?" Idk, why would I charge a construction company to build me a store when customers can walk into the store for free?
@lillianjohnson2236
5 жыл бұрын
haha. exposure. x-ray. haha
@theblackapostate
5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would get that
@kaanwk7
6 жыл бұрын
please donate me a donkey wtf
@badgaming538
6 жыл бұрын
Give me a penny
@feckemine
6 жыл бұрын
it's free, come pick it up
@badgaming538
6 жыл бұрын
RiceViceGaming NO I HAVE ASTIGMATISM (idk what that is it is auto correct) BRING IT TO ME FOR HALF OF NOW
@badgaming538
6 жыл бұрын
RiceViceGaming WELL TO BAD YOU GOING TO LOSE MILLIONS NOW LMAO. YOUR MESSED UP BUG TIME
@badgaming538
6 жыл бұрын
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@F.R.E.D.D2986
3 жыл бұрын
10:30 That drives me up the fucking wall
@kelpygroyper
5 жыл бұрын
That baby sitter would make 4000 a year😂
@Karaboo7
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds good about 200 years ago.
@XaycBC
5 жыл бұрын
It's normal pay for Russia.
@daerdevvyl4314
5 жыл бұрын
Xayc In Soviet Russia, baby sits on you.
@Perc1000
5 жыл бұрын
5832$ a year is average where I live .-.
@quarantinejet2312
5 жыл бұрын
@@Perc1000 You live in a poor country.
@heavystalin2419
6 жыл бұрын
That British Shorthair cat guy is genius. Can I take this cat? I'm not a Brit, but I sound like one AND drink a lot of tea with scotch.
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