"YOU'RE MY KID SO BECOME A STRIPPER!" I hope you enjoy my newest P̶o̶r̶n̶h̶u̶b̶ KZitem video
@grayson6327
5 жыл бұрын
BRO-
@dysfunctional_potato4529
5 жыл бұрын
oof
@NV10WG
5 жыл бұрын
rSlash lol
@NV10WG
5 жыл бұрын
Hello
@thatgeek2294
5 жыл бұрын
What the -fuck- *THIS IS BEST*
@reed-ic5ds
4 жыл бұрын
Pens in danger is an underrated quote from this lol
@hexvitaminddeficiency9690
4 жыл бұрын
spook tube pens in danger must eat child
@k9_kadaver
4 жыл бұрын
@@hexvitaminddeficiency9690 survival of the fittest
@Dark_Slayer3000
4 жыл бұрын
How about "peens in danger"?
@stuffedplush3057
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Latrei how to unfunny 101
@theflock4916
4 жыл бұрын
Any nice, sharing kid in year 3:
@BeckBeckGo
3 жыл бұрын
"bottle blonde sorority girls..." Honey, they're just Karens in training.
@isaiahhofer54
3 жыл бұрын
Wait they have training camps for ladies like that???
@AHHHHHHHH21
3 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahhofer54 yep and they take place in isle 5.
@blackforesthamandcheesesan7906
3 жыл бұрын
@@AHHHHHHHH21 underrated reply
@Srihandaboss
3 жыл бұрын
@@AHHHHHHHH21 1st or 5th floor?
@soulless_jake540
3 жыл бұрын
You just wait
@dailymemes2942
4 жыл бұрын
That voice he uses to show entitlement is disgusting I love it, it fits perfectly
@Ms.Magius
3 жыл бұрын
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
@GiveMeThatCat
2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how he changes his voice so quickly
@randomcontent789
Жыл бұрын
@snarled12ytI know how it feels 😂
@aneurinedwards5302
4 жыл бұрын
"Many court proceedings are open to the public in Germany" Sounds like a great day out to me
@friddevonfrankenstein
3 жыл бұрын
When I was still in school, we went with our social studies teacher. A day not in school was always a great day but other than that, I have to admit its kinda dull. Don't expect anything judge judy-ish :D Maybe that's just german courts since they're pretty well mannored which is also expected from the audience.
@JamesDoe67
3 жыл бұрын
@@friddevonfrankenstein And thats why it can become expensive if you don't know how to behave in a courtroom.
@alfawolf_346
3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I thought of "hey dude wanna go listen to court proceedings this evening I assure you it'll be fun"
@bostonrailfan2427
2 жыл бұрын
in the US unless the judge seals the court due to sensitivity of the case(terrorism, mafia minors etc.) all courts are open so it’s not that different…heck, in New York City they have a tourists who come to watch the evening session’s hearings: the famous night court
@interopsty
Жыл бұрын
"It's a Sunday, feels like the day for a murder trial, aight let's go."
@grifballa
5 жыл бұрын
That last one gives me an image of the lawyer frantically muttering, "Shutupshutupshutup..."
@BassBoostingBrony
5 жыл бұрын
Or in german Fressefressefressefresse!
@fresh5390
5 жыл бұрын
I'm German
@gh0stg1rll
4 жыл бұрын
@@fresh5390 me too
@avengermkii7872
4 жыл бұрын
Every lawyer's nightmare is when a client who can't shut their mouths
@grazuma666
4 жыл бұрын
Oh na best case guys a client that says openly that he did punch you and libels you Instant win
@Name-yv2zq
5 жыл бұрын
"then I became her partner" Nah, I immediately imagined a 27 year old kinda chubby dude in thigh high black gogo boots
@LaydiNite
5 жыл бұрын
I was picturing them both stripping too.
@justanormalgamer4327
4 жыл бұрын
Oh God I need to bleach my eyes
@lapislazarus8899
4 жыл бұрын
Lol, like Patrick in the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
@thedragonmaster1436
4 жыл бұрын
@@lapislazarus8899 COME ON! NOW I CANT WATCH THAT WITHOUT THINKING OF THIS COMMENT!
@ceu160193
4 жыл бұрын
@@thedragonmaster1436 Yea, say goodbye to your childhood.
@sphinxthefox2399
5 жыл бұрын
When he said he became her partner, I wasn't thinking incest, I thought it meant he started stripping with her. I will never out live this comment, will I? 😂 I’ve officially made this comment a whole year ago.. damn. It’s at 69 comments.. Oh no.. Two years ago, going strong!
@Lights_out94
5 жыл бұрын
Luna_Wolf_ 5 That was my immediate thought too.
@lizanna6390
5 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@ShiftyMcGoggles
4 жыл бұрын
I thought business partner, since strippers rent the stage, and so he helped her out with the accounting and getting stages booked.
@bikewolf7455
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@cloudislocal1302
4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@pilt6569
4 жыл бұрын
*commits crime* “I want to sue OP for *committing a crime*” *commits crime*
@jennycaviness9099
4 жыл бұрын
What does OP mean?
@sialter
4 жыл бұрын
@@jennycaviness9099 Original Poster
@jakubmroz4761
4 жыл бұрын
Really? Not orginal protagonist? Well, ok then
@jennycaviness9099
4 жыл бұрын
O okay ty
@sialter
4 жыл бұрын
@@jennycaviness9099 no problems
@TailsIsDisappointed
5 жыл бұрын
Obviously a stripper is a person who mines for precious gold and diamond. So I hope this mom gets her wish for her child to become a stripper.
@notboshy0644
5 жыл бұрын
Why are you disappointed of my decisions? :(
@walkerb9092
5 жыл бұрын
I love this comment and your name
@lulu24able
5 жыл бұрын
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions I see you post on every vid
@DORRogue
5 жыл бұрын
Ok now thats scary because i hurt my brother yesterday
@poopa854
5 жыл бұрын
*We meet again*
@jewt
5 жыл бұрын
When you have to go to work, and you see rSlash just uploaded. *Reality is often disappointing*
@rukas2961
5 жыл бұрын
When you have a work and still make childish memes. Reality can be whatever i want.
@jewt
5 жыл бұрын
When you have people like and comment on your comment, but you change it to something else so it doesn't make sense. Reality can be whatever I want.
@Tankliker
5 жыл бұрын
Hippity hoppity R/slash destroyed the dreams you own as your property
@jayive34
5 жыл бұрын
When you're at work, but it's your break.
@obi501
5 жыл бұрын
Were you late then?
@StraightOutofReddit
4 жыл бұрын
Fountain pen junkie here. If someone were to try to snatch one of MY nice pens, I'm sure I would have resorted to violence immediately.
@lunasea593
4 жыл бұрын
Hey do you know good pen brands or something like that? I'm not collecting I just want a fancy pen for prop
@TruthNerds
4 жыл бұрын
You would have done to them what Leslie Nielsen did to the lionfish in "Naked Gun"? 😄 kzitem.info/news/bejne/spiZ15uVcGKaYKw
@sophiaromanamanuela
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@blueeyestuber8673
3 жыл бұрын
I would have the same reaction if someone tried to nick my dice
@lickelespiral1126
3 жыл бұрын
@TheIronZebra 23 pen= gone =gun
@flynn9280
5 жыл бұрын
Purse Thief: Hippity Hoppity your purse is my property OP: Clippity Clappity your wrist will snapity EM: Bibity Bort your going to Court
@xenaer4135
5 жыл бұрын
Police: Zippity zappity you’re gonna get clappity
@StratosphereTHAI
5 жыл бұрын
OP : Zippity zappity now pay this shit with your money
@kierangiger5636
5 жыл бұрын
This seems like it doesn't have enough likes
@nickgundel7229
5 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment here this shit funny as hell
@strawberrygamer718
5 жыл бұрын
Mippity mappage, you flippin savage
@JOE-no3mj
5 жыл бұрын
OP:*Enjoying life* EP:Im about to ruin this man's brain cells
@WaicongandWaicongGaming
5 жыл бұрын
True
@samuelconsuegra1206
5 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@rileykillion8073
5 жыл бұрын
As em rubbing her hands walking to him
@Stanyourbiggestfanssz
5 жыл бұрын
OP: *Proceeds to end EP's whole career*
@georgemcgeough3513
5 жыл бұрын
What does op mean
@hpz-mx2tx
5 жыл бұрын
“She was my partner.” Me: *sweet home alabama plays*
@mattoxkurtz4661
5 жыл бұрын
IN CRIME! IN CRIME! Just wanted to make that clear. Edit:wow 30 people actually liked this?
@arkgodc6136
5 жыл бұрын
The instant I heard “ I became her partner” it clicked. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!!!
@silverhawk4350
5 жыл бұрын
Alabamians are SOO not like that. We have a rule, no closer than 2nd cousins! Jk I've never met anyone here into incest
@michaelleonard1184
5 жыл бұрын
Nuh nuh potato
@TojiOkano
5 жыл бұрын
And I love how rSlash said something like “you shouldn’t have phrased it like that, because I think my subscribers would have sweet home Alabama in their back of their heads.”
@マモン様
4 жыл бұрын
"You want to continue with this nonsense?" "YeEssSSssSs!" "Aight case dismissed" Wish I was there too watch it oOf
@finnsteenbock979
3 жыл бұрын
me too i know german court and thats realy a cool judge
@teslagod7221
Жыл бұрын
i think it would had come out very nasty and funny if that judge is judge judy,she would had annihilated that EM and humiliated her in front of the entire world(or atleast millions of her shows viewers)... other judge reality tv shows also destroys and humiliates entitled people,any of these shows would be nice to watch such thing....
@nataliafranco8348
5 жыл бұрын
Your entitled voice is perfect dude
@nathan-iv1yl
5 жыл бұрын
natalia franco exCuSe Me
@nick3asleysmanagementteam818
5 жыл бұрын
natalia franco it makes me mad 😂
@Ghost_7761
5 жыл бұрын
EP : eXcUsE mE tHaTs nOt wUt wE sOUNd likE Everyone : typical Karen video freeze roll credit
@pandagacha7620
5 жыл бұрын
YES
@roboturtle214
5 жыл бұрын
It's annoying and grating and that's how it should be
@gerryadams7448
5 жыл бұрын
Me: owns literally nothing* EP: *hippity hoppity give me your property*
@hsworksss
5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@sean.a.s7234
5 жыл бұрын
We'll you own something
@sskies4972
5 жыл бұрын
Gerry Adams overused
@nickolasrojas845
5 жыл бұрын
It free real estate
@itsashy_5544
5 жыл бұрын
OMG 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 best comment I have ever seen
@orphiuscarves4756
5 жыл бұрын
Op: "and then I became her partner" RSLASH: "UHHHHHHHH" me: *SWEET HOME ALABAMA* Edit: thanks RSLASH for the heart
@obi501
5 жыл бұрын
BIG RON: I'm gonna record this and put it on Pornhub... title: Brother fucks stripper sister while weird mum watches... it's a working title, any other ideas anyone?
@poultryjester2135
5 жыл бұрын
Ders972 IKR, I’m just over here like, wut, r u guys having incest?
@obi501
5 жыл бұрын
@@poultryjester2135 yh I was thinking more of a pimp or a stripping duo not fucking but a joke about incest porn must always be said no matter the consequences, (usually lots of views on pornhub and a pregnancy based upon satan's work)but yano...
@ariannewingard1660
5 жыл бұрын
@Linton Woosh! Alabama's stereotype is incest and Alabama's unofficial state song is that song .
@bobthebuilder8907
5 жыл бұрын
Orphius Carves Sweet Home Alabama Where the skies are so blue *guitar plays* Sweet home Alabama Lord I’m coming home to you
@6400S
4 жыл бұрын
“Nobody NEEDS a fountain pen, except me obviously” honestly that is such a mood-
@veeronniecuhhh
5 жыл бұрын
No puppy bloopers? I'M TAKING YOU TO COURT FOR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS
@DiamondYoshi101
5 жыл бұрын
YOSHI EMPIRE! ASSEMBLE THE INFANTRY! No jets?! NO JETS! JUST INFANTRY! Roger that.
@scrrrjohn8114
5 жыл бұрын
Emmy Lloyd ceeday not uploading for a week i'm suing him for that reason jk
@roboturtle214
5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to sue you for talking to me
@scrrrjohn8114
5 жыл бұрын
Robo Turtle i'm going to sue you for lying
@MarchieHare
5 жыл бұрын
I want to like but it's 369 so this is my like!!
@EclipseHighroller
5 жыл бұрын
During the stripper story: “And then everything changed...when the fire nation attacked”
@thotpolice3509
5 жыл бұрын
Ants Canada reference?
@xanderm6090
5 жыл бұрын
@@thotpolice3509 Avatar
@ri1681
5 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s like Ants Canada
@rajanpachigolla2525
5 жыл бұрын
It is a tunak tunak tun reference
@shaooahs5021
5 жыл бұрын
Like how some people think this is from Ants Canada, watch Avatar: The Last Airbender. :)
@thatonesheeba8138
5 жыл бұрын
Op: "and then i became her partner" Me: Sweet home A- Roommate: **throws a shoe at me** Roommate: *No.*
@thesnakeoiler9656
5 жыл бұрын
You need to sacrifice your roommate to our beloved unholy lord
@thatonesheeba8138
5 жыл бұрын
@@thesnakeoiler9656 Give me a life time supply of Cheetos and i might consider it
@thesnakeoiler9656
5 жыл бұрын
Just buy that shit from Satan my dude
@saddog8087
5 жыл бұрын
Me: continues from when I stopped Roommate: *pulls out gun from under pillow* Me: wait that’s illegal
@thatonesheeba8138
5 жыл бұрын
@@saddog8087 😂😂 Do you have Reddit?
@constantineisabottom5779
4 жыл бұрын
"Pens in danger!" 🖋🖋🖋
@rajanikumari2080
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I laughed so hard
@lizzybethclearwater6921
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't read "Pens", I'm so sorry 😂
@userlog2474
3 жыл бұрын
⚠️ 🖋🖊 ⚠️ 🕟 4️⃣▪️7️⃣2️⃣
@carolinarodriguez786
5 жыл бұрын
EM: "You're not pregnant don't give me that BS." Me: "Sorry she doesn't look like a hippo."
@clipdistribution9929
5 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOO
@Drklra
5 жыл бұрын
Carolina Rodriguez she think that people who “aren’t” pregnant are rude... it is pretty obvious
@locolobster8408
5 жыл бұрын
DAM so true
@nochannel_here
5 жыл бұрын
I'm about end this mother's entitlement
@stevensteven2502
5 жыл бұрын
Dat Girl ain't lookin' like yo average hippo, i'll tell yer dat much!! (*spits into bucket*) lmao
@s4sk1n
4 жыл бұрын
"PENS IN DANGER" 😂😂😂
@MoonLight-zj8iu
5 жыл бұрын
I hope the purse snatcher reformed after that event. I don't think he was fit for crime anyway, had a running start against someone literally half blind, and still got taken down.
@aayushyadav3365
4 жыл бұрын
bruh he half blind, not half paralysed
@Lucifer-do7mf
3 жыл бұрын
@@aayushyadav3365 half blind makes it difficult to see how far away things are
@SCP-469
3 жыл бұрын
AND deaf. This kid was NOOOOT fit for any crime. Try going to V.I.L.E.
@Ilovrdonuts
2 жыл бұрын
i think he was remorseful, or at least, not a siren screaming meaninglessly. he didnt file the case, and he did sheepishly smile at the OP, as if he didnt intend for that to happen
@thefountainpendesk
4 жыл бұрын
As a fountain pen username, I know that PENS IN DANGER feeling all to well and after losing/having stolen about £70 worth of pen one day, that feeling only got stronger. My pens are like my 'children'
@husoldiers2221
5 жыл бұрын
"And then I became her partner." *Alabama has entered the chat*
@vongolaprimo3764
4 жыл бұрын
Noice
@kylemontalban4496
4 жыл бұрын
“I drived her around places” *Alabama has left the chat*
@jennawiththedinosaur923
4 жыл бұрын
More like deliverance
@-WackyNameHere-
3 жыл бұрын
oh no.
@cupcake758
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Linkzegamers
5 жыл бұрын
* gets hurt committing a crime * EM:Boys will be boys
@JS-dj5fu
4 жыл бұрын
BUT I THOUGHT OP WAS BLIND SO HOW DID SHE SEE ALL THIS
@Neon_Toffee
4 жыл бұрын
Linkzegamers1981 oof
@skycastic
5 жыл бұрын
3:37 "I KARENTEE YOU" Was I the only one hearing this??
@DuneTheKaiju
5 жыл бұрын
I heard it lol
@anismash1382
5 жыл бұрын
That is mein pun. Doomcomf.....
@sharkie9975
5 жыл бұрын
This comment is sooooooooo underrated! 🤣
@thefallenone9697
5 жыл бұрын
Well it was ice not to meet you Karen, get it?
@thefallenone9697
5 жыл бұрын
And I heard it good pun tho
@Boertje247
3 жыл бұрын
Re the stripper story: my friend put herself through law school working as a nearly nude showgirl in Las Vegas. No one knew what she did for a living. She didn't try to hide it, just never talked about it. She had a straight A average, was active in several student organizations. She worked Friday through Sunday. She had rehearsals on Wednesdays. Graduated with honors, debt free. Passed the bar on first try. She approached her situation evaluating what she could legally do that required the least time and paid the most. A showgirl worked about 25 hrs a week incl rehearsals, and she was paid quite well. I've also known several single moms who worked as exotic dancers over going on welfare. One lady always wore a big black wig, extreme eye makeup, and refused to remove her pasties or bikini bottom, and refused "private" dances in the platinum lounge. Her boss constantly told her she had to start stripping completely, and do private lap dances. She told him if he forced the issue, she'd quit. She made more tips than the other girls. Her boss gave her the worst shifts, until the customers' demands put her back on nights. She eventually got a great job in IT (her field) and her 3 kids are all in college. They know her history, and what she had to do to protect them from their violent dad (she moved out of state) and they're all great kids. Hats off to women in tough situations who take a less-than-perfect job to make their kids safe, fed, clothed, housed. Or to women who choose exotic dancing to pay the bills because they want to. It's their choice.
@StruggleBus92
Жыл бұрын
It did seem like OP had some prejudices about exotic dancers, mentioning substance abuse and such. Maybe she just didn't know about that world though
@mitchverr9330
5 жыл бұрын
"Im going to sue you for being a victim!" *uses uno reverse card* "no you!"
@scrrrjohn8114
5 жыл бұрын
mitch verr a secret way to win in court, is if you lose,you use the reverse card so you win
@Doggio_
5 жыл бұрын
@@scrrrjohn8114 You might win. The crime of Contempt of Court :)
@scrrrjohn8114
5 жыл бұрын
DoggoMcChickenYT i know the power of uno is more powerful than the judge:)
@unlimitedlight6194
5 жыл бұрын
Can I use that card on myself?
@scrrrjohn8114
5 жыл бұрын
TheRainbowGamer if you lose or win?
@amberdiamond1841
5 жыл бұрын
EM: "What's going on?" Lawyer: "You bout to get rekt"
@christopherg2347
5 жыл бұрын
The judge was even nice, or maybe just wanted to avoid more paperwork. He could have fined the mom for those outburst (contempt of court) on top of the Civil Lawsuits he was handling with those 2 parties that day. You do not interrupt german court proceedings with outbursts like that. The highest level of judges - judges for lifetime - require a Professor title to even apply too. The guy propably looked like a teacher because he *was* a teacher at the University (beforehand or in paralell - it is allowed).
@anubis9151
5 жыл бұрын
@@christopherg2347 i swear i wished my country had judges this serious/way of acting/law itself, meaning, don't try to bs people, and if you do, you should get punished for doing so, wich doesn't happen a lot, in fact the oposite seems to be the truth....sadly
@aquaticseraph692
Жыл бұрын
EM: Why do I hear boss music?
@jcpennys9536
5 жыл бұрын
"Then I became her partner." *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
@cookierunkingdom8674
5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it xd
@fantie3279
5 жыл бұрын
*Alabama 100.*
@cokguzeladam
5 жыл бұрын
@@murakumo65 eww wtf
@murakumo65
5 жыл бұрын
@@cokguzeladam if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
@cokguzeladam
5 жыл бұрын
@@murakumo65 wtf eeew GTFO go seek help
@dude7521
4 жыл бұрын
"I smell pens" top 10 famous words said before disaster.
@garfield5983
3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so much
@nithidesikan6458
3 жыл бұрын
I S M E L L P E N N I E S
@pauldagreekboi9952
5 жыл бұрын
3:57 Was that a pun? Cause I heard "Karen-tee" instead of "guarantee"
@kidskubitzky2169
5 жыл бұрын
yes, yes it was.
@bikewolf7455
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@saraierace1643
4 жыл бұрын
I heard it too!
@megangrindstaff1295
4 жыл бұрын
Nah I heard Guarantee
@imperialblast
4 жыл бұрын
PaulDaGreekBoi Nope there was a “guh” sound in the beginning, instead of a “kuh” sound.
@comradeigor292
5 жыл бұрын
I just got home from work and saw this video _my satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is saved_
@naishka_8252
5 жыл бұрын
Comrade Igor it’s like 9 : 37 AM
@russianbear7832
5 жыл бұрын
Kenji _ It’s 9:49 PM over here in Vietnam. And don’t you think that he works in the night or something even if it was in America?
@noname-wl6ow
5 жыл бұрын
Even if he wasn't presumably Russian, I've worked jobs that I get home at 6am
@TheBluePhoenix008
5 жыл бұрын
Comrade Igor Pro pic checks out.
@imbehindyourcouch2063
5 жыл бұрын
I legit did too its 9:48 on summer vacation
@adlerwortley
5 жыл бұрын
the second story: em: you have to give my kid your property because you were nice enough to give that girl one. i deserve it!
@thesnakeoiler9656
5 жыл бұрын
I mean that's how we did it where I'm from
@saddog8087
5 жыл бұрын
Em: walks to rich guys house and demands that you give them the 500k car Me: I work minimum wage at McDonalds
@dwoodman26
4 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it, the last EM had her son out on the street thieving immediately after court to pay for the costs... It's costing him an arm and a leg.
@Brock_Lee501
2 жыл бұрын
Cmon, Don’t do the man dirty
@superduud2072
5 жыл бұрын
Me: ok, so op's helping their sister rSlash: 12:01 I bet people were playing "sweet home Alabama" Me: Bruhhhh
@Ethantechnican
5 жыл бұрын
Do you like ralsei tooooooo
@SpireFNBR
5 жыл бұрын
The invasion begins.
@thedukeofcrows
5 жыл бұрын
Is it odd I'm from Alabama yet I'm not crazy about that song?
@waltermorgan2969
5 жыл бұрын
The Casual Crusader yes.
@iternetsearcher4177
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ethantechnican REEEEEeeeeeee dont put that in fluffy boi!
@urlinked
5 жыл бұрын
Can u do some r/cursed comments, crappydesigns, sbubby, etc!? That would be fun ;)
@Pigkiller22
5 жыл бұрын
Not very KZitem friendly tho
@cruzyii
5 жыл бұрын
But amazing. Please do this
@yeeyeetheheckouttayoubuste4152
5 жыл бұрын
HAVRIANx360 yes
@albansghost8842
5 жыл бұрын
No one: Entitled parents: *sniff sniff* DO I SMELL PREGNANCY
@saddog8087
5 жыл бұрын
EP: sees kids have fun in anyway. They pull a knife and cut the toys up and says they can’t play here in this public park
@thedukeofcrows
5 жыл бұрын
The entitled parent: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@spokanevalleyfreeway1521
5 жыл бұрын
Aw shit
@philipjanzen7962
5 жыл бұрын
*Sniff* smells new baby *breaks through wall* I deserve it more than you do
@Caski16
4 жыл бұрын
* sees title * Me, loading shotgun: WE CAN'T EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE JOB
@404KOZ
4 жыл бұрын
Is that a fallout new vegas refrence. That's where I learned of that saying. It was said by joshua graham in the honest hearts DLC.
@alexanderhamilton5129
4 жыл бұрын
All the *WORK*
@Lucifer-do7mf
3 жыл бұрын
can i hire you buddy?
@xti7386
5 жыл бұрын
On the pens, the guy should have been like "$600 please, and its all yours"
@strawberryshortcake2264
5 жыл бұрын
Oh, I'll trade you my child's pony pen insteaaaad!
@Your_typical_Artist
5 жыл бұрын
@@emmapellerito3624 AhEm, sHe / he wAs sAYiNg like a "what if." Sorry if I was correcting you..
@stealthy1223
5 жыл бұрын
If I had that pen I wouldn't give it for anything. If I liked pens as much as her, that is.
@xBluegamerx
5 жыл бұрын
Man, me and my Scottish mouth would not last 10 minutes in Germany.
@nightcode9444
5 жыл бұрын
Visit Germany. But watch your Mouth.
@GaladorLP
5 жыл бұрын
nah swearing and slurs are totally ok. You can say words like fuck or cunt even freely on tv. Just don't target it publicly at someone as an insult
@The_Jovian
5 жыл бұрын
@@GaladorLP I assume you can still insult your friends jokingly right? Just not randos on the street
@iklo7476
5 жыл бұрын
@@GaladorLP that seems insane
@Lunch2391
5 жыл бұрын
someone actually has to sue to get you in trouble no police officer would arrest you for your "crime" unless you do it to a police officer than you're in big trouble xD suing someone who offended you by calling you names is kind of petty in most people's opinions
@Cydonia2020
5 жыл бұрын
The perfect comeback: Karen: “Some people are so rude!” OP (looking directly into Karen’s eyes): “Yes. Some people certainly are.”
@StyxiuSCruX
5 жыл бұрын
or "up yours doll. off with you back to the trough where you belong" . i have a pet peeve when people say "that's rude" or "how rude" as if they have a soapbox to stand on to look down on others >XD ive noticed my patience has waned quite a lot throughout the years... used to be much nicer and docile
@fallen_vague28
5 жыл бұрын
"That makes two of us!"
@Valfara770
5 жыл бұрын
"Have you looked in the mirror recently?" But that would probably have gone over her head :D
@GamerBrinedQw4w9WgXcQ
4 жыл бұрын
People: Post EP stories. EM’s: It’s all a lie!!! Don’t believe the Reddit cult!!!!
@artifici4l756
5 жыл бұрын
No one: EM: bE a StRiPpEr aNd eArn mOney aNd mY bRagGinG riGhTs
@richardmoosdorf3501
5 жыл бұрын
Was i the only german who was like "oh she shouldntve done that" when the mom said "fat cow"? xD
@BassBoostingBrony
5 жыл бұрын
na, but to be honest, she got away really cheap for a "higher tier" insult.
@arcturus0379
4 жыл бұрын
I'm french and i thought the same thing lol
@joemorton9200
4 жыл бұрын
I dont know how that would go down in england but I doubt the judge would be ok with it
@ErikMyLove
4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Germany too and I was just like "lady, you're officially dead now" XD
@claus-henninghofmann998
4 жыл бұрын
Also ich fands lustig 😁
@rindyreadsreddit4236
5 жыл бұрын
Kid: living out their life in a way that makes them happy, bothering _nobody_ EM: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career. Literally"
@ManlyStump
4 жыл бұрын
"This mother flips out when someone in another country kills her precious demon spawn in a video game. So, she does what any entitled parent would do: she demands to know his address and then calls the police to arrest him! Makes sense, right?" What doesn't make sense, this has nothing to do with any of the stories in this video!
@Xexter_
5 жыл бұрын
'Please don’t tell mom' rSLASH: I’m telling the entire sub reddit you didn’t *specify*
@ariadnefrolich7243
4 жыл бұрын
*After reading the stripper story* What a great brother! He didn't judge or condemn his sister for her choice but tried to understand where she was comming from. On top of that he did what he could to make sure she stayed safe. How sweet. The mom on the other hand.....
@ghosttidragon6875
5 жыл бұрын
SWEET HOME ALABA- Wait... That's illegal.
@thesnakeoiler9656
5 жыл бұрын
Not illegal if the cops aren't around - queen Elizabeth the 28836383929202092820208276262836364647th
@saddog8087
5 жыл бұрын
It’s legal if no one knows
@mechaapple7552
5 жыл бұрын
Sour home Texas
@Fickji
5 жыл бұрын
It's much much better then hearing the dueling banjos from Deliverance. You know you're screwed when that comes on.
@thatbandgeek7950
3 жыл бұрын
I work in retail and I can’t tell you how many times I had a run in with an entitled mother. Most of the time (and get this) they think that just because it’s a small business and a photography place, they can steal merchandise and take their own pictures when there are rules that they will be charged for every photo they took. It gets pretty funny when security it called and they get banned from the entire outlet mall
@AlphaBookZ
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure everyone had a 'Sweet Home Alabama' playing in their head" How did you read my mind?
@thesnakeoiler9656
5 жыл бұрын
Dark majic
@skullyo513
5 жыл бұрын
Who didn’t have it playing in their heads mate
@alrineusaldore6764
5 жыл бұрын
The majyyks are strong with that one
@xgamermaster420
5 жыл бұрын
yup
@scoobsnac4042
5 жыл бұрын
You sure? HMMM????
@yourneighborhoodfriendlysl6288
5 жыл бұрын
"And I pretty much became her partner" *ALABAMA INTENSIFIES*
@kidskubitzky2169
5 жыл бұрын
im dying, intensifies. best comment yet
@shototaila
5 жыл бұрын
Not that type of partner
@caffeinatedcobra1914
4 жыл бұрын
"Before I start: I am German" Me: flashbacks to a Rammstein concert (German heavy metal band)
@griseldalein8585
4 жыл бұрын
Rammstein is amazing haha
@thatloserderek536
4 жыл бұрын
Happy to see a fellow metal head
@Christallanda
4 жыл бұрын
There are some moments - like this one - where I'm really happy about the German way of handling things. Also, great taste in music ;)
@caffeinatedcobra1914
4 жыл бұрын
@@thatloserderek536 I am glad the metal isn't dead
@caffeinatedcobra1914
4 жыл бұрын
@@griseldalein8585 glad you agree
@tiana_andherbooks
4 жыл бұрын
My grandmother LOVES fountain pens and actually makes her own, they're all very beautiful and she gifted some to me, including one that has a kaleidoscope in the end. She's always a bit sad that people prefer ballpoint to the fountain pens.
@someguyfromdownunder9764
5 жыл бұрын
"Essence of Entitlement" The brand new fragrance by KAREN & CO.
@griphookssidechick9999
5 жыл бұрын
This comment gives me life
@gingkobilobae
5 жыл бұрын
Aiball same
@saddog8087
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone who works there is entitled I am guessing.
@thetoaster765
5 жыл бұрын
Sold at your local "I want to see your manager" store
@Jpt1012
5 жыл бұрын
🐻
@daniellclary
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah any criminal suing their victim should get retribution like that.
@LunaP1
3 жыл бұрын
And a straight jacket.
@MrVHE-cx9yl
5 жыл бұрын
YOU’RE MY KID SO BECOME A STRIPPER I still can’t believe there are still more people that are more entitled than this
@wonderlust1308
4 жыл бұрын
EM: “Some people are just so rude.” Me: Gives her a blank stare. “I know, right?”
@elizabethtanner067
5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get a notification 🥺 I’m glad I saw this 😌
@sethb9181
5 жыл бұрын
Meh to :(
@keulron2290
5 жыл бұрын
"Then I became her partner." *YOU FOOL! YOU FELL VICTIM TO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS!*
@Redghost437
5 жыл бұрын
Nani
@raymondwolf_1017
5 жыл бұрын
Raggeird 076 ......As you wish 🤣q
@astro6492
5 жыл бұрын
Plato? Aristotle? Morons.
@katiecook6332
5 жыл бұрын
someone neefs to invent "entitled parent be gone" spray. oh wait, they have. its called pepper spray.
@kits6369
4 жыл бұрын
AAAH MY EYES
@Darkshadow-ni7sm
4 жыл бұрын
Nah fam it’s called a knife but I like to call it “Entitled parent remover” works like a charm.
Wow, people talk about stripping like it's the most shameful thing you can get wrapped up in. I think it's less degrading than most service work as dancers often have more power over who they serve than retail or food service. Some may even call it "empowering".
@radhiadeedou8286
4 жыл бұрын
Some people have values, you can't get it
@adinfinitum2704
4 жыл бұрын
@oh no NOTE: be careful reading what follows. Needless to say it's a little graphic. American culture is averse to public displays of nudity. It's just part of our collective morality. Stripping is essentially streaking in a controlled space so many find it distasteful. As for prostitution, it is notoriously associated with human trafficking. It's an issue in the US now, and so the idea is that by legalizing it, it would likely get worse. Remember, not everyone in the trade is a consenting adult.
@trixievonmothersbaugh1340
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's ridiculous that nudity is taboo in the U.S.. Most strippers and sex workers aren't being exploited and the ones who are could be protected if we had laws protecting them. Many sex workers are calling for legal or decriminalized prostitution so when they are abused, they can be protected by the law instead of the fear of going to jail. There is sadly a lot of trafficking in the world which is abhorrent, but the people who do sex work willingly should not be treated as second class citizens. Right now, strippers aren't eligible for the coronavirus stimulus check simply because it's considered to be an immoral profession. Many of these women are regular people - mothers, students, doctors, artists, and everything in between. They also have families to feed. It's hypocritical to be a country that embraces war and violence, yet clams up at sex.
@trixievonmothersbaugh1340
4 жыл бұрын
@oh no I know, it's ok. My reply is to those who may have the misunderstanding that sex work = exploitation. I didn't want to tag or respond to anyone specifically :)
@marisolmartinez5097
4 жыл бұрын
For me I don't see any sex related job honorable. I think it's slutty. I don't see why it's so bad when a person degrades those jobs since they are pretty degrading.
@bluescreen4969
5 жыл бұрын
u can tell when rSlash is enjoying a post when they start laughing. I love their laugh. its so cute.
@rezausmani5494
4 жыл бұрын
PieDiePui he?
@trinitymaybank
4 жыл бұрын
Reza Usmani they said they to be respectful of pronouns and gender,. /slash may sound like a boy but it’s no always the case. Hope you understand 🤗
@Ari-fs6oe
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr, I break out into smile when they interrupt the narrative to laugh
@Mark-xy9ol
4 жыл бұрын
Shinso Hitoshi RSlash is clearly a male. His face reveal and voice literally tells us he’s male. He’s not non binary nor any other gender unless he’s said it somewhere. He/his/him are the respective pronouns for RSlash. Not wanting to sound quite rude, but in the end, RSlash is male.
@Mark-xy9ol
4 жыл бұрын
Shinso Hitoshi If you want, here’s a video of his face reveal. kzitem.info/news/bejne/zXh5t6ebmquDhKA
@nitsuj8100
5 жыл бұрын
Really RSlash? You just had to remove your latest prorevenge video after 35 seconds of it being posted? Awwww... I was going to be first! And because I was so responsible for being so early to your video, I think that you should give it to me EARLY! I deserve it! I worked hard for it! Therefore, you should give it to me! (The entitled part was just a joke. The first part wasn’t though)
@Your_typical_Artist
5 жыл бұрын
oOf I was just about to say: "What.A.Brat!!" To you..but I read the bottom.and ur just jokin~
@oknoovdjada9389
5 жыл бұрын
@@Your_typical_Artist If you are for real, it's pretty hard not to notice he is joking...
@heheheyup6573
5 жыл бұрын
* *sees thumbnail* * I don't like where this is going
@jacuriosity3566
5 жыл бұрын
do you want me to sub?
@Cinko420
5 жыл бұрын
Pls subscribe To me Jontron: Stop *Stop!*
@Phantom-qr1ug
5 жыл бұрын
The FBI should be knocking down the door any second now
@keatontodd9721
4 жыл бұрын
I saw a post in r/cursedcomments that reminded me of the stripper story, someone posted a meme that basically said a guy went into a strip club and his sister was the stripper and they both said “you’re not supposed to be here”, the cursed comment was that someone commented on the meme “do you think he’ll get a family discount”
@creepypastakingthedragones3679
3 жыл бұрын
Me clapping: YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!
@imperialweaponstechnician8026
5 жыл бұрын
rSlash: *uploads a video with striper in the title* *Pornhub opening theme plays*
@clipdistribution9929
5 жыл бұрын
STOP XD
@kidskubitzky2169
5 жыл бұрын
lmao XD
@debboralosch3138
5 жыл бұрын
I'm in Germany and this is 100% true. I can't even properly road rage here. 😭😭
@themadlass5584
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@ashuradarklighter4822
5 жыл бұрын
Whose channel member are you? The logo is kinda cool
@debboralosch3138
5 жыл бұрын
@@ashuradarklighter4822 R/slash...... >.>
@ashuradarklighter4822
5 жыл бұрын
@@debboralosch3138 r/woooosh Got 'em
@debboralosch3138
5 жыл бұрын
@@ashuradarklighter4822 I was so confused LMAO. 😂
@trxsh8732
5 жыл бұрын
No Views, 9 likes, 1 comment. You know you’re early.
@ders972
5 жыл бұрын
You're*
@nanerylad9466
5 жыл бұрын
How do you get 9 likes but no views?
@toontea3344
5 жыл бұрын
@@nanerylad9466 KZitem glitches
@trxsh8732
5 жыл бұрын
Ders972 ty
@coffeeboi3959
4 жыл бұрын
Give this man an award, he has the best entitled parent impression
@unlimitedlight6194
5 жыл бұрын
“So I became her partner” SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!
@rhi1680
5 жыл бұрын
WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE!!!!
@trentonb99
5 жыл бұрын
@@rhi1680 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!
@rhi1680
5 жыл бұрын
@@trentonb99 LORD IM COMIN HOME TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
@nmsarchive9476
5 жыл бұрын
I love this
@Xplus001
5 жыл бұрын
How to not ruin your life as a ( girl ) 1-dont get pregnant 2- the same as first
@cookiedough8661
5 жыл бұрын
Great way to stop the humans from reporducing
@saddog8087
5 жыл бұрын
Gets pregnant Every entitled person in a 100 mile radius : It’s free real estate
@ykosnai8983
5 жыл бұрын
Sterilise the humans
@DarthZ01
5 жыл бұрын
How to literally make humans extinct 1. Dont get pregnant 2. Same as first
@aloysiusalamed7988
5 жыл бұрын
Well Boys We Did It,Pregnancy Is No More
@timethunder4820
5 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on 1M! I knew you'd get there!
@rainbowunicorn2707
4 жыл бұрын
First lady, I would've just puked all over her groceries and been like "so sorry, morning sickness, you understand right?"
@Brock_Lee501
2 жыл бұрын
But then you’d be the one getting in trouble
@inactive9550
5 жыл бұрын
Publish time: 45 minutes ago Most of the comments time: 50-60 minutes ago Wait a minute
@oreo-ii3dk
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Lelfay
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@etandeboi
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@quarans08
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NexusGaming857
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@blades9937
5 жыл бұрын
Op: “If my gramma is wonky that’s why” Me: Off to a bad start
@theunknownguy1527
5 жыл бұрын
Gramma I thought it was Grandma for a second
@StyxiuSCruX
5 жыл бұрын
aint all grandmas wonky?? >XD
@theunknownguy1527
5 жыл бұрын
@@StyxiuSCruX rip My grandma died a year ago ;-; she was as kind as anyone wouldn't expect a grandma to be :(
@justremembermealready1289
5 жыл бұрын
When you were talking after the first story, did I hear "I KARENtee you.."
@theunknownguy1527
5 жыл бұрын
Badum tss
@lechuga272
4 жыл бұрын
3:58 "I guarantee you" Me: "Guarantee... Karen tea." >:3 Edit: I realized this video was posted almost a year ago... yikes.
Entitled Parent, malicious compliance, prorevenge, and nuclear revenge are my favorites. Also askreddits.
@Jellied_Slime_Games
5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@ethanreed4508
5 жыл бұрын
They’re my second I like malicious compliance and am I the asshole a bit more equally
@beanybabe1792
5 жыл бұрын
Fluffy FTW oh yeah, malicious compliance is HILARIOUS
@toptricksandtips.1460
5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@vincentburns6048
5 жыл бұрын
"Then I became her partner" Me: _sings_ Sweet home Alabama
@Harsha-il8vw
3 жыл бұрын
He meant that he drove her to places. He didn't marry her lol
@matorix003
4 жыл бұрын
12:09 man I was sooooooooo excited when I hear that the protagonist is from Germany Einfach nur gedach: ja Baby endlich auch mal n deutscher 19:30 well normaly nobody would sue you for swearing at you because that’s ridiculous (hobby los) but police officers (even though it’s not really necessary and everybody here hates the police for being that way) and of course in court it’s a whole different story sooooooooo
@RamaNasikkar
5 жыл бұрын
I'm forcing my dog to become a stripper.
@gil1956
5 жыл бұрын
Technically, if dog is female, it's already a bitch.
@bozilla0158
5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gil 😂👍
@kdawgtb
5 жыл бұрын
that would be a real treat to furries
@todeishd6308
5 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@ZaeRod
5 жыл бұрын
@@gil1956 that's good take my like you filthy animal 🤣
@TinyGiraffes
4 жыл бұрын
The Germans are very careful about nothing happening again, imagine growing up to hear your grandpa was apart of those terrible things. Side effect is them being nice people
@TheKartoffel101
4 жыл бұрын
at least to people from other countries. But to their neighborhood theyre pretty entilted. At least some of them. There some people who dont even inform their neighbors when theyre to loud in the night and just send the police stright way. Or sue them when they do the slightes thing thats forbidden. like cutting the gras on a sunday (yes thats forbidden here). Idk to some people its like a sport.
@TinyGiraffes
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheKartoffel101 I hate Karen's too, I lived next to one and she called the police of us for being to load. We were all in bed sleeping.
@Lucifer-do7mf
3 жыл бұрын
sadly many arent nice. i am german and my neighbours.... oh boy.... half of my street are entitled idiots.... one of them even ringed me out of the shower because my budgies where to loud and disturbed her kids playing..... FUCKING BUDGIES!!!!
@marthahawkinson-michau9611
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifer-do7mf Wow 😳. That’s a new level of sh¡theadedness that I hadn’t seen before.
@Lucifer-do7mf
3 жыл бұрын
@@marthahawkinson-michau9611 you can probably imagine my face in that situation
@onion1107
5 жыл бұрын
3:57 I thought he said"Karentee" 😂
@lytea5787
5 жыл бұрын
99% he meant it as a pun~
@Hello-uv3nz
4 жыл бұрын
@@lytea5787 I think most people where just thinking that when they heard it (like me) but it seems to just say guarantee :(
@combinemetrocop4213
4 жыл бұрын
He did.
@FriedrichPittelkow
4 жыл бұрын
"Ist doch wahr!" I can feel the entitlement.
@joviteriyaki1705
4 жыл бұрын
"then she became my partner" SWEET HOME ALABAMA Lowkey had a mini heart attack tho
@suhojinmeep5501
5 жыл бұрын
Hm.....🤔 No views.... 16 likes... Welp I guess KZitem went to the bar today before going to work...
@bigtubby5480
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Kill any titans today? And how is eren
@Gamargetix
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Gamargetix
5 жыл бұрын
@@bigtubby5480 defeated Vegeta yet
@bigtubby5480
5 жыл бұрын
I wish
@bigtubby5480
5 жыл бұрын
@@Gamargetix hoping to maybe ultra instinct might do it
@iiemon
5 жыл бұрын
**looks at thumbnail** *oh hell nah*
@Mork557
3 жыл бұрын
Rslash:...i bet most of the viewers had "sweet home Alabama" playing in the back of our heads Me: you won the bet!... how'd you know 👁👄👁
@KiraMermaid
5 жыл бұрын
Sweet Home Alabama didn't pop into my head until after he said that he only accepted money for favors
@bananabender2137
5 жыл бұрын
😁
@tartalini6033
5 жыл бұрын
“Your a kid, be a stripper” Lolis: *Prison is right there at the corner*
@AutisticHorse
4 жыл бұрын
The lolice Will arrest her for sure
@Beth_The_Bored
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *cracking up in hysterics over the EM in court* My grandma: You’re sure being entertained by whatever it is you’re listening to, aren’t ya, sweetie? Me: *snorting in laughter* You have no idea.
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