Adolf sax being so unfortunate as a kid is just time travellers mistaking him for hitler and constantly killing and not killing him after realizing their mistake.
@ytadventurer9170
Жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Kenny G is the Time Police
@Lillyluvsanime
Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing! Time traveler after time traveler, carrying out the hit, realizing they had the wrong guy, then patching him up with futuristic medical equipment.
@LittleMaitea
Жыл бұрын
Or the timetraveler hates Saxophones
@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar
Жыл бұрын
Aka George Santos
@robertwilloughby8050
Жыл бұрын
And Adolph Sax's best friend outside of music? The scientist Bob Bunsen, who had his own running curse of injury but no death!
@carlcowin2246
Жыл бұрын
New conspiracy theory: Two time travelers. One trying to stop the invention of the saxophone, the other trying to save it.
@Account_Not_Applicable
Жыл бұрын
The one trying to save it is Kenny G
@richardarriaga6271
Жыл бұрын
I never knew the Temporal Cold War was so petty.
@lemonlimesoda409
Жыл бұрын
Caaarl
@SilverAceOfSpades
Жыл бұрын
Can confirm.
@kneau
Жыл бұрын
Ya'll may be onto something. Here's a quick copy/paste from Yamaha's official instrument guide -- "Originally there were 14 members of the saxophone family. In fact, Adolphe Sax conceived of an orchestra consisting solely of saxophones, and so he made saxophones in a range of sizes. Yet today, there are only 6 types in widespread use. In pitch order from high to low, they are the sopranino, soprano, alto, tenor, baritone and bass."
@CorwinFound
Жыл бұрын
"Leave only footprints, kill only *TIME*..." is what it's supposed to say. But it means that Tim is getting f-ed over either way. One letter falls to the ground and suddenly he is on the county's hit list. Never has a typo had such dire repercussions for one man.
@Llortnerof
Жыл бұрын
Nah, Tim is guilty of a most vile crime. Tim lost the E.
@chimericalbeast
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, that just makes it better
@Doryzitter
Жыл бұрын
Seems like a pretty good movie plot ngl
@galaxychill9578
3 күн бұрын
the magnus archives
@MrHypnofan
Жыл бұрын
Sax's story gets crazier. As an adult, he moved to Paris, started selling his instruments, and received a number of contracts for marching bands and music programs. This angered the established instrument makers in the city so much, they literally formed a syndicate and hired hitmen to kill him. Most of his adult life is just AS running around Paris being dogged by a team of assassins.
@PanthereaLeonis
Жыл бұрын
And still not dying? What finally did him in? Cuz, he's dead *now* right???
@MrHypnofan
Жыл бұрын
@@PanthereaLeonis Eventually Father Time stepped in and said " Right, I've had enough of this".
@HudaefCares
Жыл бұрын
Wow, now that's a movie plot I'd pay to watch.
@sovietbot6708
Жыл бұрын
He and Fidel Castro probably tell each other stories in the afterlife
@auroraofclanborealis
Жыл бұрын
I didn't expect Big Instrument to be hiring hitmen for one dude.
@theoreticalpotato4290
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: penguins in Chinese directly translates into business goose. Thought of this when he called them snow ducks
@UserMcUsyface
Жыл бұрын
Omg they do! That’s adorable
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
Жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining a penguin being like a goose (chaos incarnate) and I don't know whether it is funny or horrifying.
@ms.annthropic6341
Жыл бұрын
Business goose, Ohmygod!! 😂👏👏👏
@-_Nifi_-
Жыл бұрын
Penguins mean business, that I can see. Where the goose part came from… 🤷 Edit: well I guess they’re both birds
@KitsuneNeko
Жыл бұрын
If I remember right... the name for the Giant Panda in Chinese is something like Bear Cat.
@Broken.Glitch001
Жыл бұрын
Click is my therapist but I don't pay him. He is the cult leader. W O R S H I P
@_pachycephalosaurus_
Жыл бұрын
W o r s h i p F u n n y S w e d i s h M a n
@ingrowntoenailiv
Жыл бұрын
Worship clicky
@eyelessjack3396
Жыл бұрын
W O R S H I P
@mickycarter2365
Жыл бұрын
Worship the Clicky Wicky
@somerandommixoffandomsands4452
Жыл бұрын
W O R S H I P
@excusemeprincess8252
Жыл бұрын
Imagine robbing a house and there’s a giant trained rat that attacks you
@zemorph42
Жыл бұрын
And there's a sign that says, "Warning: Guard rat is wild, and hasn't had any immunizations. Trespass at your own risk."
@borttorbbq2556
Жыл бұрын
Even more terrifying when you consider rats can bite through pretty much any material that you would be wearing. So like there is no protection for that and rats can get pretty big. I seen Rats the size of cats
@wta1518
Жыл бұрын
@@borttorbbq2556 New York?
@corvusgaming2379
Жыл бұрын
Then its trained children follows it.
@kochathefat327
Жыл бұрын
@@corvusgaming2379 A few gens later and you have an army...
@snekysneks
Жыл бұрын
Florida has a law that requires news reports on all crimes. This results in really silly news articles, often with the term 'Florida man' in the title.
@ebbenazor7857
Жыл бұрын
Makes sense. So what's the in-joke about Ohio?
@s.colins2050
Жыл бұрын
@@ebbenazor7857 large liberal cities and many small isolated and conservative rural towns result in slightly increased chaos
@Peter-Pumpkin
Жыл бұрын
@@s.colins2050 isnt that just every state?
@BritaMooreKutz
Жыл бұрын
@@Peter-Pumpkin yeah, that's Minnesota too, although I believe in Ohio conservatives still have most of the state political power and in Minnesota there's enough people in the larger cities that liberals have control of state government
@animeyhem9780
Жыл бұрын
Actually, there is no law requiring news reports on all crimes...but since police reports/bookings are considered public documents under the Sunshine law the police are required to supply said documents to the press upon request and the police cannot be gagged (forbidden to speak on the case) except by judicial order. Don't break the law in Florida; your statement of charges and mugshot will be posted online for the world to see before you can make bail. You have been warned.
@Account_Not_Applicable
Жыл бұрын
"Maybe being extremely unlucky is a genetic disorder" Or maybe someone forgot to carry Madame Zeronni up the mountain
@katiewright3309
Жыл бұрын
Hehe. I understand that reference.
@t1ff4nyall3n
Жыл бұрын
Cultured humans are in this comment thread.
@Tigerlilygurl1
Жыл бұрын
If only, if only.
@journey9641
Жыл бұрын
Holes?
@zwrulez185
Жыл бұрын
Damn, nice reference. Nostalgia just hit me like a truck.
@Cheshiregrinn91
Жыл бұрын
idk but Adolphe's parents did not look after him well. Falling down the stairs, drinking a dangerous liquid, getting in a dangerous accident in his fathers forge, falling into a lake. That is not 'accident prone'. Those are instances of negligence. The parents should be more careful. This is on them.
@woodpigeon7776
Жыл бұрын
Clic is the perfect combinations of intelligent, derpy and Swedish
@PlayerOfCeleste
Жыл бұрын
T h i s
@akschmidt2085
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget handsome
@Bunny_Bill
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget furry
@eriszuny
Жыл бұрын
The swedish part, I just can't, lmao
@lisawhereisthecultjam
Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget delightful.
@Airbournjack
Жыл бұрын
That story about Adolph Sax's misfortune is true. Supposedly the people of the village referred to him as a Ghost due to how many times he should have died. Rob scallon has a video where he tries to learn saxophone while at a museum devoted to instruments and learns about the history of the instrument and its inventor
@OmegaII
Жыл бұрын
Man, some time traveller must REALLY hate the Saxophone.
@Saturinus
Жыл бұрын
@@OmegaII I was just going to comment that god must hate the saxophone. 😆
@Airbournjack
Жыл бұрын
@Saturinus to be honest the story kinda comes off as God getting annoyed about how prideful Adolph was of his last name and yet not being able to kill him He put his name on flipping everything even if the instrument he made wasn't really different from an already existing and named instrument
@spikeoramathon
Жыл бұрын
Re: American regional humor: it helps to know that Florida has something called the "Sunshine Law," making all its criminal stories open to the public, so all the weird criminal stories are open for people to use, so it just seems that everyone in Florida is robbing their liquor stores with an alligator.
@tintinismybelgian
Жыл бұрын
What's the rationale against having a "sunshine law"?
@spikeoramathon
Жыл бұрын
@@tintinismybelgian I don't have one; I'm not against it. I'm just saying that its existence leads to more crazy stories coming from states that do have it, as more stories are open to the public, so, bigger selection.
@tintinismybelgian
Жыл бұрын
@@spikeoramathon I didn't mean to imply that you were against it. Rather, I was curious to know what the rationale would be for a state to keep its criminal record from being made public.
@spikeoramathon
Жыл бұрын
@@tintinismybelgian Ahh, sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm not sure; I think the rationale would be privacy, perhaps even the idea that, say, if I was young and foolish and held up a liquor store using an alligator as a weapon, it's nobody's business but the owner of the store, me, the police, and the alligator - and that it shouldn't follow me around for the rest of my life and possibly be used for comedic purposes online. But I'm a writer/editor, not a lawyer, and I tend to err on the side of transparency, even when really things are none of my darn business. Good question, though, and thanks for making me think!
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
Жыл бұрын
Like how people made a big deal over two girls assaulting a guy with a glitter bomb and filming it, when the actusl charge was because they broke into his house and actually assaulted him.
@amirrifaii511
Жыл бұрын
“EXCEPT YOU AMIR” I LITERALLY GOT SO SCARED I DIDNT EXPECT MY NAME TO EVER BE SAID😭😭😭😭
@frankpaiz5657
Жыл бұрын
Congrats!!
@Maggie66112
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@sp4cef0rc37
11 ай бұрын
Hey Amir, I also love Omori it's a great game. It literally changed me.
@Antyla
8 ай бұрын
Bruh, me too 😭
@MatingPress
Жыл бұрын
When Click said "poop in a lunch box", I remembered a story I heard about a kid who had his packed lunch stolen by a bully constantly, so he made the most disgusting sandwich imaginable, somehow covered up the stench, and sure enough the bully stole it and took a big bite. The bully ran away in terror while trying not to vomit.
@elena5428
Жыл бұрын
I love how we all collectively forget that penguins can swim and do so a good amount of their day when watching that video 😅
@nathryl03
Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that same thing lol. We are silly beans sometimes 😊
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
Жыл бұрын
Who tf doesn't know penguins can swim?
@GrifoStelle
Жыл бұрын
I sometimes forget they have knees but swim? Lmao
@kerstinsu6171
Жыл бұрын
@@GrifoStelle O_O They have knees?
@misomie
Жыл бұрын
I think the fear more comes to the predators beneath the ice, ready to snatch a wayward penquin
@ludvercz
Жыл бұрын
I love that penguin scene. I've seen it a million times but it's still so intense everyone (including me) just seems to forget that they can swim
@larakleefeld8855
Жыл бұрын
Everyone except me apparently. Kinda ruined the dramatic moment tbh 😅
@alisaurus4224
Жыл бұрын
Sure, but they’re in much higher danger in the water because seals & orcas hunt them
@amyx231
Жыл бұрын
I kept thinking, is he too little to swim? Why isn’t he jumping off?! 😅
@Ratciclefan
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@AmberMetallicScorpion
Жыл бұрын
with the terry's chocolate orange one. you know someone's gonna hear that story and their first impulse is to just gaslight op into thinking terry's chocolate oranges don''t even exist
@Kath2378
Жыл бұрын
Terry's chocolate what? Tf are you talking about?
@SilverAceOfSpades
Жыл бұрын
@@Kath2378 Who is this Terry you speak of? That's not even a real name.
@chatboulon743
Жыл бұрын
WhAt'S aN oRaNgE? 🙃
@PanthereaLeonis
Жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair, I gaslight myself into thinking that. I think they are a seasonal item around here, and I seem to miss them frequently. There can be several years where I don't get to have a single Terry's Chocolate Orange. I did have one in 2022. One. Single. Chocolate. Orange.
@hal-fling
Жыл бұрын
@@chatboulon743 starfruit
@Takisan111
Жыл бұрын
Bad luck being genetic is literally the plot of Milo Murphy's Law. Also, I feel for the chocolate orange lately. I currently have over a hundred of those oranges stashed for later since I only find them at Christmas time. I'd share some with her but I doubt I'd ever find her.
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
ok
@mogenoof
Жыл бұрын
i love milo murphys law it's real good what's your favorite chocolate orange flavor? mine is mint
@krogertoaster1621
Жыл бұрын
The best part about his rant about not getting the state jokes is he made all the jokes correctly
@isacocca3187
Жыл бұрын
The rat stealing the mouse trap is honestly a mood
@iamyourmaster2565
Жыл бұрын
Average Ohio mouse
@isacocca3187
Жыл бұрын
@@cavedmanjim249 wow thanks for the fun mice fact
@monarchminnie5827
Жыл бұрын
Rat: I die on my terms, not yours
@ObtuseMori
Жыл бұрын
Maybe the rat has its own pest problem and thought the trap was a helpful gift.
@leyrua
Жыл бұрын
@@cavedmanjim249 I figure he could also be trying to bring the home food to his family. "Little Timmy! Nooooo! By the Rat God, what have I done?!"
@tristandohnel4283
Жыл бұрын
In Germany we have a 'casual curse' that says 'Möge dich der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen' which translates to 'May lightning hit you while you're taking a shit' and... 17:12 😂
@ObtuseMori
Жыл бұрын
You have some amazing words and phrases, I really need to learn German one day 😆
@kaworunagisa4009
Жыл бұрын
Omg, I'll remember this and will find a way to use it somewhere. Not in a job interview though.
@tajadaleen6245
Жыл бұрын
That is exactly what I was thinking of with that story. xD
@Serenity_yt
Жыл бұрын
Well now their toilet may look like Kraut und Rüben (cabbage and beets) but at least they'll get a nigelnagelneue (nail new) toilett instead.
@tami7992
Жыл бұрын
I'm german and never heard that curse (probably because I don't have a social life irl) I'm now gonna use it everytime I'm pissed at someone 😂😂
@silverflight01
Жыл бұрын
12:41 Yes, Adolphe Sax did suffer all of that. The world of misfortune wanted him dead, yet some supernatural force prevented him from dying
@cabbagedragon302
Жыл бұрын
His 'guardian angel' was working overtime 😆
@Cheshiregrinn91
Жыл бұрын
Idk but apart from the roof tile one it was mostly just negligence on the parents part. Those things wouldn't have happened if the parents looked after the kid better. My niece would have fallen down the stairs by now as well if we didn't carefully watch her when she is upstairs with us. I don't believe for a moment that he was that accident prone.
@pathetic-traveller06
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the webtoon "Unlucky is as lucky does"
@alexs.5871
Жыл бұрын
all of the 'accidents' the tiktoker mentioned happened in his infancy and early childhood. Sounds more like the parents wanted him dead or at least one of them had munchausen by proxy or something, to be honest.
@magnifichades9710
Жыл бұрын
But hey now Saxophones exist!
@char-leewiebe7199
Жыл бұрын
My paternal grandmother was a young girl during the great depression and moved between Mexico and Canada throughout their married years, so she had seen and heard of lightning striking attics and travelling through wiring in the house, or entering houses through bathroom windows to strike unsuspecting "squatters" on the toilet. Once I heard of this it made her concern bordering on paranoia a little more understandable
@dotdotdot...176
Жыл бұрын
14:25 well good thing penguins can swim, even if the tuxedo duck ended up drifting away
@marylambkin
Жыл бұрын
I want Click to plan a D&D campaign with all the ideas he's ever gotten in these videos.
@Wild_goat
Жыл бұрын
And i want to watch a live stream of it ❤
@CroobieLetter
Жыл бұрын
Don't be lazy, you make a D&D campaign!
@Wild_goat
Жыл бұрын
@@CroobieLetter i like watching the stories unfold 😊
@babybunnyberry
Жыл бұрын
I volunteer as a tribute!
@LittleMaitea
Жыл бұрын
@@babybunnyberry me too I will offer all my funny character concepts like Including a working/balanced character for the „3 Kobolds under a Trenchcoat“ Joke I will travel to Sweden for it (Not because I also like the landscape and the food and can do it by train)
@e.graillet5184
Жыл бұрын
25:53 for those who are wondering what's that, I think it's Peter Pan's attraction in Disneyland, usually that part it's pitch black with stars but since those people got stuck in there they had to turn up the lights and the place looks awful lol
@DarkProwler
Жыл бұрын
Looks awful with the lights off, too 😜
@Skelepony
Жыл бұрын
I think it's called Peter Pan's Flight, but I can't remember because I've never actually been ta a Disney park.
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
nice
@dmitrirudder4878
Жыл бұрын
I like the fact he doesn't just choose stereotypical white American names for his callouts.
@nyran_the_kitten1758
Жыл бұрын
Well considering that he’s Swedish it would make sense
@GrifoStelle
Жыл бұрын
🤷 what everyone else said
@endrek4895
Жыл бұрын
In in Sweden right now
@Maniac_l23
Жыл бұрын
@@endrek4895 L take
@me-bm6gh
Жыл бұрын
I saw a theory on here a while ago that said that all of his greetings are his one night stands and I can't think of anything else whenever he does his greeting
@internet1531
Жыл бұрын
3:45 As someone who lives near Baltimore, I can confirm that this is absolutely something someone from Baltimore would do.
@Atlas_Quin
Жыл бұрын
Going from One Topic at a Time’s new wholesome video to Click’s special level of cursed is gonna give me whiplash.
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
one topic is the wife and the click is the husband
@justaperson4656
Жыл бұрын
It isn't unprofessional to refuse to deliver because someone hurt your feelings, it's unprofessional to hurt the feelings of your sole delivery guy/supplier and still expect them to bend over backwards for you
@hyliastone286
Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@radornic2387
Жыл бұрын
It's like that situation where a 911 operator got her feelings hurt and let a victim bleed to death. Point is some are too emotional.
@justaperson4656
Жыл бұрын
@@radornic2387 refusing to deliver milk is not the same as letting someone bleed out???
@radornic2387
Жыл бұрын
@@justaperson4656 Good god. The point is some people are too emotional. Is it so hard to understand? Have you ever heard of an analogy? a Metaphor? Why? Why have people forgotten these concepts??? I thought every new generation was supposed to be getting smarter????
@justaperson4656
Жыл бұрын
@@radornic2387 sorry I'm autistic and don't understand metaphors well. Even if it was, you ended it with "point is..." Which heavily implies it's to be taken literally
@brandonp3354
Жыл бұрын
14:50 Click, penguins spend 75% of their life in water. Penguins are more graceful moving through water than they are outside of it.
@alexismyers6053
Жыл бұрын
6:08 I remember something where the owner came home and the pot to a plant had been tipped over by the cat. The cat, knowing it would get in trouble, decided to play the victim. He flopped down in the dirt and acted like someone had hurt him. Like “Hooman! Thank goodness your home! Look what they did to me! They broke in to knock over your pretty plant and I fought them so bravely but alas they won! Avenge me!” It was funny.
@ObtuseMori
Жыл бұрын
Gotta love cats, they're such butts 😂
@alexismyers6053
Жыл бұрын
@@ObtuseMori yes and they’re lucky that they’re adorable butts lol
@Salt_Master_Queue
Жыл бұрын
The roast the mother inserted with her acceptance at 15:03 it top tier. I bet the relief the guy felt at 17:12 was electric
@alexandralee9808
Жыл бұрын
As someone who has pet rats, rats are highly intelligent. That being said really impressive seeing the little guy avoid the trap.
@HOPEfullBoi01
Жыл бұрын
Can confirm every ATM in Turkey is guarded by a stray cat
@smappositivedance
Жыл бұрын
Cats have the talent of finding the most important thing around and sitting on it.
@theshapeshifter0
Жыл бұрын
@@smappositivedance and then refusing to leave.
@Kath2378
Жыл бұрын
Are the ATM cat guards susceptible to treat bribes?
@HOPEfullBoi01
Жыл бұрын
@@Kath2378 yessir in fact it's their biggest weakness~
@HazeEmry
Жыл бұрын
What about public transport? Do cats guard or get in those as well?
@johnsatan117
Жыл бұрын
13:38 God: F*ck, I got to prevent him from inventing the saxophone
@v.l.h.9193
Жыл бұрын
Satan: I'll save him
@mimi3570
Жыл бұрын
Maybe god is alone and songs like Careless Whisper make him a little sad
@kitty_catra
Жыл бұрын
I love giving people the right answer in my biology class when we are doing quizizz, then when they trust me I get my friend to give them the wrong one
@isacocca3187
Жыл бұрын
Heyy, hi, i read a lot of your comment on A Dude's videos, nice to see you here
@trinitydraco4698
Жыл бұрын
"Quizzizz" what 😭
@Ardenmoth
Жыл бұрын
@@trinitydraco4698it’s a website
@annae9072
Жыл бұрын
R/foundsatan
@trinitydraco4698
Жыл бұрын
@@Ardenmoth thank god I just thought you pluralized 'quiz' in the most disturbing way possible
@CatsOverBrats
Жыл бұрын
Rats are pretty hardcore. They often won't show any sign of anything being wrong until it's almost too late to do anything. I used to have rats as pets. You'll be surprised how good they'll look all the way up to where you need a vet right this moment or they're gone before the day is over.
@Revlis_Proto
Жыл бұрын
There was a woman in the UK who died a few years back during the winter, no one could work out how she had been killed as the security cameras whilst unclear showed no one going anywhere near her when she fell and the wound did not conform to a gunshot. They concluded that a plane had leaked and she had been killed by a frozen spear of waste from the chemical toilet
@genefruit1491
Жыл бұрын
You asked about septic and it wasn't a plane but I know a guy who needed to unclog a septic pipe. Turns out that said pipe was completely full on top of the clog because the people who shared the building ignored him when he said not to use the upstairs toilets. When he finally dislodged the stuff blocking it, the contents shot out under pressure, covering him and the entire room except for the wall directly behind him where there was now a generally human shaped clean patch. This happened in my mother's place of work during the work day so suddenly my mom hears her boss - the guy in question - shouting profanity and goes to check it out. Needless to say, he went home for the day after that and they closed the office asap to let the building air out.
@ultimatehawkeyefangirl
Жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness that poor man! Did he get sick!?
@wolvie1618
Жыл бұрын
Jeez that man could have retired right there and then and nobody would blame him
@ObtuseMori
Жыл бұрын
That's one of the most horrific things I've ever heard. 🤢 Poor guy, I hope it didn't mentally scar him for life.
@midnight_blue_moon
Жыл бұрын
Man better have gotten paid extra for that
@silvermoonpie7942
Жыл бұрын
As someone currently awaiting delivery of a plunger for our malfunctioning loo: 😱😱😱 A job for Spouse for sure!! I’d just c e a s e if that happened to me 🫣
@juliusklein6245
Жыл бұрын
God: I want Adolf Sax to make a saxophone Satan: I dont want that instrument! God: He WILL make it! Satan VS God battle initiated.
@fulomtheavali
Жыл бұрын
Have you heard satan on saxophone? This story is the other way around my friend.
@TimeturnerJ
Жыл бұрын
That Christmas card thing happened to me. Two Christmases ago (the last Christmas my grandpa was alive for), me and my siblings got some lovely Christmas cards from him. He couldn't move very well anymore, but it was important to him to write a heartfelt, hand-written message into each card... except for mine. Mine had a generic, machine-printed season's greeting. That stung a little bit, man. 🙃 Gotta love being the middle child.
@SlothDaan
Жыл бұрын
I had something similar. My oldest sister wasn't well so she was in an institution. My seccond sister was working on a cruise ship and was on the other side of the earth. I was in the middle of my exams. My grandma called, asked how both my sister were doing and then said, "well I wanted to speak your mum so tell her to call me. Bye" No one. NO ONE asked how my exams were going. And it hurt. It still makes me cry, even though it's 14 years ago.
@jennifernorman9655
Жыл бұрын
@@SlothDaan Aw that's rotten. Hope you did well in your exams x
@SlothDaan
Жыл бұрын
@@jennifernorman9655 i aced them, thank you ❤
@fox_childe661
Жыл бұрын
@@SlothDaan Good job, mate. (Not sarcastic)
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
lol
@ShadoeLandman
Жыл бұрын
There's a sign on a chemistry research lab door at work that says, "BIOHAZARD - Hazard Identity" and at the bottom, someone put a sticker that says MATT. I don't know whether to laugh or be concerned, because that's a real biohazard sign.
@dotdotdot...176
Жыл бұрын
16:04 perhaps grandma's memory just isn't what it used to be anymore so maybe she innocently forgot she even wrote "love" in the first place and tgis result was unintentional BAM! I made it wholesome! ...if not a little sad
@Basically_Anybody
Жыл бұрын
poor Adolphe Sax, so many confused time travelers had it out for him.
@alyx8224
Жыл бұрын
7:40 this is why I absolutely love horses, they have 0 tolerance for things they don't like and it's hilarious
@ObtuseMori
Жыл бұрын
It's always funny to see such big, majestic animals act like human toddlers when they don't like something. My first horse used to take great offense if I left my wheelbarrow or tools outside his stable, so he'd wait until he thought I wasn't looking and then very deliberately knock them all over. My tack room had a window and was right opposite his stable so sometimes I'd watch and call his name just as he was about to do it. He'd either be completely confused at how I could see him, or quickly pretend he was only reaching in that direction to sniff something or scratch an itch on the doorframe. Such a doofus, bless him 😂
@dodgermutt
Жыл бұрын
Ohio is the state that has produced the most American Astronauts. So when people say things about Ohio it comes from knowing that there is something about Ohio that inspires people to want to leave the planet at a higher rate than any other state. Something about Ohio that makes people go "California? No not far enough, I need to get to the ISS or the moon and then maybe I will have gotten far enough away from Ohio."
@Rachel-fi4sc
10 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for flaky explaining the joke! - a perpetually confused American expat
@hollyhartwick3832
Жыл бұрын
The Florida Man meme is thanks entirely to the news media. So many articles over the years with headlines starting with "Florida man arrested for..." and it's so often for something completely bonkers. Side note, most may have already figured it out, but the "kill only tim" sign was probably supposed to say "kill only time" but the E was either lost, stolen or forgotten.
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
Жыл бұрын
And a lot of the time they ignore the actual crime and talk about just one smalll unimportant detail (at least the ones that I see)
@zenithas4785
Жыл бұрын
24:00 "Close only counts for horseshoes and hand grenades"
@skywatcher6106
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it's "...horseshoes, hand grenades, and thermonuclear weapons."
@dragonwings36
Жыл бұрын
Oh that poor penguin! So glad that they're okay. Was just as nervous as Click was. What a relief.
@W81HotPotLickin2nd
Жыл бұрын
lmao penguins can swim 😂
@dragonwings36
Жыл бұрын
@@W81HotPotLickin2nd yeah but also there's predators in the water that are harder for the penguin to avoid, at least when they're alone. I don't see you having a go at Click for being nervous for the penguin.
@evrm0re916
Жыл бұрын
@@W81HotPotLickin2nd If you look at the water I'm like 75% certain you can see a killer whale (Could've also been light reflecting on the water, but even if it was, it wouldn't be that unusual for orca hunting habits). So, yeah, if there really was a whale there, the penguin got lucky.
@W81HotPotLickin2nd
Жыл бұрын
@@dragonwings36 you think im having a go at you? just having fun over here
@dragonwings36
Жыл бұрын
@@W81HotPotLickin2nd nah you're not reading the room right. Plus as another person said, there was likely a killer whale there. There was no point to your original comment other than being an ass. 🤷
@macdieter23558
Жыл бұрын
About the lightning/toilet thing: In Germany we say "Dich soll der Blitz beim scheissen treffen!" which translates to "May the lightning hit you while you´re crapping!"
@John_Weiss
Жыл бұрын
I have to remember that one!
@ines1084
Жыл бұрын
I'm studying German and this one, I'll try to remember
@Hobbityfus
Жыл бұрын
The best thing with german in this regard is that we also have a very nice, alternative name for the toilet. “Donnerbalken“ which would translate to “thunderbeam“ or “thunderbar“. Very fitting, altought it is mostly because of noise, less because the thunder actually striking there.
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
that sounds like a christmas carlol (can't spell)
@fredhasopinions
Жыл бұрын
12:10 I once read that the septic tanks contents will freeze while falling if the plane flies high enough, and so a few years ago some Catholic Church in Germany was hit by a giant block of frozen piss (due to a technical error I assume) that broke through the roof *in the middle of communion*
@Kath2378
Жыл бұрын
I wanna know how those clerics interpreted that "sign of god" before they realized it was just a plane
@SilverAceOfSpades
Жыл бұрын
I think someone got impaled by a piss spear from a plane
@lelysio5688
Жыл бұрын
17:26 there is actually a german saying curse: "dich soll der blitz beim scheissen treffen" which means tranlated: "you sall be struck by lightning while youre shitting"
@justanothercommenter4334
Жыл бұрын
At this point I'm convinced the only reason Click has his channel is to find new ideas for his dnd games
@delseywitt398
Жыл бұрын
That sheriff (from Florida) constantly does press conferences. His ego is boundless.
@animeyhem9780
Жыл бұрын
That sheriff is legendary here in Florida (Polk County in particular) and the citizens love him...except for the criminals, that is.
@Amy_the_Lizard
Жыл бұрын
@@animeyhem9780 ...How is your response 4 hours old, while the original comment is only 3...? O.o
@delseywitt398
Жыл бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard I believe it's because Hawaii doesn't participate in the time change.
@poulbjensen8645
Жыл бұрын
@@delseywitt398 shh dont tell them , about time travel
@probablywhisper3277
Жыл бұрын
@@animeyhem9780 love him. Such a good sheriff
@deathofallthingspotato9919
Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite phrases is "butter wouldn't melt" (or butter wouldn't melt in their mouth), for describing the attempt to look innocent by a dog who completely isn't. Its such a weird expression but fits so well.
@thirstfast1025
Жыл бұрын
not being able to see something in front of you is called a "negative hallucination".
@gabew8104
Жыл бұрын
4:00 Click, as an American, i can tell you that im fairly sure at least half of us have no idea what its about either.
@josephdavis9234
Жыл бұрын
13:54 "Maybe being unlucky is a genetic disorder." "Look at that sun, look at that sky, look at my sweater vest, it looks so fly."
@Nottodaypleaseandthanks
9 ай бұрын
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree. It's about as beautiful as it can be.
@jellyduh5641
Жыл бұрын
THE FACT THAT MY BROTHERS NAME IS AMIR?!?!? IM GONNA TELL HIM THE SECOND HE COMES BACK FROM FOOTBAL PRACTICE! Also I live your videos! Edit: HOW DO I HAVE SO MANY LIKES?!? TYSM Edit 2: alot of ppl wanna know what happened so he just burst out laughing when he watched it he was like "DOES HE KNOW ME" It was lowkey a reaction I didn't expect
@smamy8861
Жыл бұрын
dont tell him, just have him watch the video
@summonerofcats
Жыл бұрын
@@smamy8861 big brain time 🧠
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
are you india?
@VanillaCrunchy
Жыл бұрын
E
@Lonely_Raven_666
Жыл бұрын
@@smamy8861 yeah just show him the video on your phone or whatever with 0 context
@Rising_Pho3nix_23
Жыл бұрын
the rat trap triggered my ptsd. I had a fly problem. I had cans of foggers that were good for 1000sq feet. I had 11 of them. I had a 980sq foot home. I sealed everything up (windows doors etc) and set them all off. I came back several hours later, opened my front door. I saw a fly flying across my living room. That's when I knew the mutant things won and I had to move out.
@leyrua
Жыл бұрын
I had a huge, fat fly that somehow made it into my house despite it being winter time. I couldn't kill the darn thing until one day it just happened to fly into the bathroom right as I was entering it. My flyswatter is stored IN the bathroom. Can anybody say, _fish in a barrel?_ 😈 I just shut the door behind me and he had nowhere to escape.
@kaworunagisa4009
Жыл бұрын
Or maybe the foggers were faulty? I have a roach problem, and only 1 of the locally available traps works somehow, the rest are pretty much extra snacks for the damn things.
@hyliastone286
Жыл бұрын
I love your pfp
@tyler_does_arson
Жыл бұрын
Oh man i love this subreddit. Gotta be one of my favorite types of the clicks vids to eat breakfast to.
@isacocca3187
Жыл бұрын
It's breakfast time in your country now?! It's almost 18:00 from my time zone, cool
@tyler_does_arson
Жыл бұрын
@@isacocca3187 yeah timezones be wild lol but to be fair i eat breakfast kinda late so it's not super early for me
@mystoxxiide9043
Жыл бұрын
4 in the morning for me 😭😭😭
@skelybrinegaming8497
Жыл бұрын
Trans aro/ace? Nice, me too.
@tyler_does_arson
Жыл бұрын
@@mystoxxiide9043 damn bro and ur awake? Australia gang be sufferin 😭
@fravs22
Жыл бұрын
"if a creature is more swag than you, it can legally take over your property" Love Nikki in a nutshell
@justkiri3342
Жыл бұрын
So true, also hello fellow LN player. 👁️
@adalaideandrews2234
Жыл бұрын
So true tho
@EmzyT0
Жыл бұрын
Affectionate insults are the sign of a true friendship!! Ironically it’s the rare time someone has pissed me off that I won’t open conversations with a casual insult 😂
@d4m4s74
Жыл бұрын
"can I eat sand?" Suddenly the sand disappeared, but you don't seem to be falling
@PuppetOnStrings666
Жыл бұрын
I love this subreddit 🤣 glad he's covering it!
@Resilient_Sage88
Жыл бұрын
Man the universe said "No Saxophones!!" But Sax was like "Lol you thought."
@maubeerbluffin4552
Жыл бұрын
the worst part about the dnd food curse could be that they'd be able to smell it, still. they could smell the most delicious meal and run around desperately trying to find it, to no avail.
@viis374
Жыл бұрын
23:35 I had a friend I fought and bantered with all the time, thing is I didn’t even notice or really recognize it as such till someone pointed it out. I was like “wait what? We NEVER fight” and my friend looked at me like ???
@Sleeping_Insomiac
Жыл бұрын
I wonder how long it would take for that DND setting until the characters become invisible to one another... And the reaction on the first player after they figure the curse out... "Why did I turn invisible to you before the Ranger's wolf companion?" "Because... I always wanted to... eat you?"
@axelwulf6220
Жыл бұрын
Here in the states, we are not immune to the whole "thus region has this quirky trait" Recently, Florida Man is more meme than headline due to the volume of deranged stories that come out of Florida
@Giuliana-w1f
Жыл бұрын
18:20 the reason that being in a car is safer in a thunderstorm is because it acts as a faraday cage. So either be inside and prepared to get out quick (if there's fire), or be far away (and far from trees too)
@RedstoniaYT
Жыл бұрын
23:55 We do have an English version of "Close shoots no rabbit" which is "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."
@LMR__1
Жыл бұрын
1:45 That's why you always tie down rat/mouse traps, most traps like that these days have a hoop on them or some other protruding part where you're supposed to fasten them to something so this literally doesn't happen.
@derpkipper
Жыл бұрын
14:45 its a penguin tho He couldve just swam 🤣
@MeltedBrains89
Жыл бұрын
24:48 Stanzi has a bunch of shorts/tiktoks with this concept and they're all great
@susannehuber3996
Жыл бұрын
Love Stanzi ❤
@GenderNotFound._.
Жыл бұрын
13:48 There's actually this whole theory about luck being genetic. I once saw a documentary about it. Would probably take me a minute to find it buuut
@elijahgreen3626
Жыл бұрын
If you do find it, do you mind sending a link to it? I'm very curious now.
@Takisan111
Жыл бұрын
I learned about it from a cartoon series called Milo Murphy's Law. Thought it was just a joke idea like "What if Murphy's Law was genetic condition?" but it doesn't suprise me someone tried to do actual science around it.
@AracneMusic
Жыл бұрын
20:44 the meme of the boy with the trumpet and the girl blocking her ears comes to mind hahahaha
@bandana_girl6507
Жыл бұрын
22:10 That looks like it might be from rolling coal, which some individuals will mod trucks to be able to intentionally and at specified times bypass exhaust systems that would stop that.
@cherrysandcats
Жыл бұрын
My anxiety for the rat accidentally activating the trap for some reason: 📈📈📈📈📈📈
@XrinZuess
Жыл бұрын
as an Australian the attempt at an aussie accent just made me laugh
@SyIzumakai
Жыл бұрын
Shoe croc!
@leefelixsegg
Жыл бұрын
same it's so funny when they try XD
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
ok
@Aries-ku8uk
Жыл бұрын
I woke up feeling like crapola and I ended up watching a couple videos in an attempt to just keep my eyes open. I am feeling much better now after watching this video. Thank you, Mr. Click. Your videos never fail to make me smile.
@jackvos8047
Жыл бұрын
23:50 sounds like the English translation would be - A twinkle in the eye.
@Yuruble
Жыл бұрын
8:45 - I've also seen the opposite, where people make the picture their profile & pretend to be whoever it is in the person.
@limettenkuchen
Жыл бұрын
For the next r/f***youinparticular video, Click should just dress up as Cabbage man from The Last Airbender
@kylajensen1957
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@MettatonUltra
Жыл бұрын
adachi
@ines1084
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Monster_NopeNope
Жыл бұрын
11:52 Reminds me of the time (also in Australia) when they found the remains of a scuba diver in a burnt out bush fire Turns out he was scooped up in a water chopper and dumped onto the blazing inferno
@HyperWolf
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god that sounds awful.
@Monster_NopeNope
Жыл бұрын
@@HyperWolf imagine just minding your own business, chilling with the fishes Only to be suddenly thrown into hells inferno
@medusa7756
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was a story from BlackStories
@ines1084
Жыл бұрын
@@HyperWolf agreed, what a horrible way to go
@aliceramdom.s
Жыл бұрын
lol
@crwydryny
Жыл бұрын
The burglars calling the police reminds me of my ex. Before i met her she was stranded late at night miles from home and couldn't get a lift from anyone... so she went into a nearby supermarket blatently tried to steal a 50p yougert infront of the security guard so they would haveto call the police so the police could give her a lift home lol
@roguedogx
Жыл бұрын
3:53 my only real issue with Baltimore is trying to get around it. it's like London with better food and more highways.
@Mo0n_LighT965
Жыл бұрын
To explain the Ohio and Florida memes. It kinda just originates from the fact that a bunch of crazy shit seems to happen there without fail, to the point where it became a meme
@ammalyrical5646
Жыл бұрын
Seals are (or at least can be) very aggressive. This is as told by a good friend who works at a seal rescue. She said they're very likely to bite if you're not careful enough. EDIT: spelling. Why is the seal pokemon called seel again? It got confused in my head.
@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
Жыл бұрын
That's actually the case for a lot of animals people think are cute. Otters (and all the other mustelids) for instance, are extremely voracious predators and very territorial. Same thing goes to dolphins.
@Dr_Doctor_Lee
Жыл бұрын
my headcanon includes now that there is somewhere out there a semi sentient undestructable rat that plays pranks on people for no reason and does crimes
@aeonredgrave3752
Жыл бұрын
So... basically Jerry IRL
@Dr_Doctor_Lee
Жыл бұрын
@@aeonredgrave3752 kinda. but more aggressive
@apricebcd
Жыл бұрын
Click. You do know penguins can swim??? 14:59
@JustBen81
Жыл бұрын
4:50 that's actually something the moderators on the sub the content of this video is from do. They randomly ban a person posting the for a day or so.
@tonyblake7569
Жыл бұрын
The "everyone else" one at 9:30 reminds me of the old show Gilligan's island where they maned everyone except the professor and Mary Ann were just "and the rest"
@buumla
Жыл бұрын
There is a saying in Germany when someone wronged you: 'Den soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen' which translates to 'a lightning should strike them while they're sitting on the toilet'. So apparently it comes true sometimes..
@dogandcat3672
Жыл бұрын
17:54 That car just gained sentience. It's time for either a friendly machine that the government is gonna try to kill or the end of the world.
@mystoxxiide9043
Жыл бұрын
i assume 3:00 meant “kill only time” like “the only thing you should do is spend time here and please dont kill anything for the love of god” but either someone removed the e or it fell off itself would be a killer joke if it was the former and you had a friend named tim
@Gormathius
4 ай бұрын
0:38 The way he lined that up perfectly to follow up with "Frick you in particular!" and just didn't do it is an impressive degree of missed opportunity.
@CandyBug9627
Жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I confirm that it is horrifying if there is no dare at the store.
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