once i was chatting online and someone asked me that same question "have you ever been out of the country " i said " yep three times, California, flordia and mexico" they called me a idiot and said ive been out of the country only once then. i live in Canada
@nepnep5367
4 жыл бұрын
Freya Abrams me in a nutshell actually kinda scary
@carsontetric3018
4 жыл бұрын
Freya Abrams I swear on my PS4, I guessed your country before I pressed read more.
@cinnarey6789
4 жыл бұрын
@@carsontetric3018 lmao
@thesinguIarityawakens
4 жыл бұрын
uuuUUUUGGHHHHH
@tggrape6728
4 жыл бұрын
•^•
@okcool5426
5 жыл бұрын
Damien: *refuses to reveal where he hid slazo’s body* Everyone: alright then, keep your secrets
@tonypeppermint5329
5 жыл бұрын
Alrighty then.
@critical_shish
5 жыл бұрын
Damiens kill list: -Slazo(dead) -every other KZitemr so he's the only one left(alive) Damien: alright, time to kill Vanoss, no one will find the body's.
@muhdnurhaqim3053
5 жыл бұрын
Slazo sounds like skizzo
@Hannah-ds2bl
5 жыл бұрын
i thought this died a loooong time ago 🙄
@synckar6380
5 жыл бұрын
@@Hannah-ds2bl There are just some things people never leave alone.
@anikinsgamer4597
4 жыл бұрын
4:00 Actually, the bones on display of dinosaurs are really plaster recreations as the bones would break if they had iron bars shot through it.
@Choujifangirl
4 жыл бұрын
Anikinsgamer exactly
@dukefang1001
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilliansena5285 yes
@SilverAceOfSpades
Жыл бұрын
As a necromancer, I found out the hard way.
@superpokemonbros.9441
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, they would probably just crumble because they're so old
@superpokemonbros.9441
Жыл бұрын
@@SilverAceOfSpades lol
@coolgaming2462
4 жыл бұрын
Car salesman: *slaps roof of car* Car salesman: This baby has the force of 400 zebras.
@congratulationsmerry6386
3 жыл бұрын
sorry sir but i saw one with 769 donkeystrength
@Aatell764
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact a Zebra is a kind of Donkey I have no idea who is stronger though
@zamonolita
2 жыл бұрын
Me: *BOUGHT!*
@doreenedwards1139
5 жыл бұрын
I fear nothing, *Hears Damien speak backwards @**6:45* But that thing, it scares me.
@brandonkey181
5 жыл бұрын
Off school sick uh sam
@miaflores9446
5 жыл бұрын
It makes me extremely uncomfortable , mostly cause i think of satanic stuff when i hear the reversed talking anywhere really. lol i just prefer if theycould just bleep it or just blank it out no word or noise lol
@huggleston6936
5 жыл бұрын
nothing beats a good TF2 reference
@hajfa2119
5 жыл бұрын
i hear "sick as ham"
@villa7624
5 жыл бұрын
Emkay was vagineer confirmed?
@Luigicat11
5 жыл бұрын
3:59 "Do you have proof of that claim?" Well, there's tons, but with a potato peeler and some patience, I can prove it directly if you'd like.
@matthewmac5787
5 жыл бұрын
just insert idiot's hand *A* into boiling pot of water *B* wait until flesh has completely evaporated off and you're done you should now have proof to show the idiot :)
@actionjackson3522
5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmac5787 And here I am just thinking that they could exhume a dead body.
@samlevy9897
5 жыл бұрын
@Action Jackson Where's the fun in that?
@Apexistant
5 жыл бұрын
He could Show it first Hand to her... Literally
@ballsack123
5 жыл бұрын
°-°
@dnddude9652
5 жыл бұрын
“I’m playing video games, look at me being a nerd” Later... “What’s e3?”
@donnamitsuki281
4 жыл бұрын
Belongs to r/notlikeothergirls
@unnecessarycensorpolice
4 жыл бұрын
Triggered
@PikaPenny17
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, being a gamer nerd doesn't require knowing what e3 is.
@fatquickscope4150
4 жыл бұрын
@@PikaPenny17 pretty much if you are a gamer, you know what e3 is, like knowing who steven king is if you are a book nerd, or what endgame is if you are a movie person
@PikaPenny17
4 жыл бұрын
@@fatquickscope4150 I didn't know what e3 was until I was 13, and I have been a gamer since I was introduced to videogames. It may be expected, but knowing what e3 is not a requirement to be a gamer, knowing who stephen king is not necessary to be a book nerd, and knowing what endgame is not necessary to being a film nerd.
@matrixphijr
5 жыл бұрын
Grandpa Damien: "That's what you get for shaking your butt around like a... fool in the carwash." Something I never thought I'd have to hear anyone say.
@jaxhollywood9804
5 жыл бұрын
"My husband is white that's why you can't see his shadow" Yes because that's exactly how shadows work
@JULIE-bd8tt
4 жыл бұрын
*black person and white person, outside* ay yo jon, look at that shadow lol lookin like a bird jon, who is white: *steve i told you, so many times, i cannot have a shadow*
@ratsmacker2373
4 жыл бұрын
Stupidity is killing me
@kyocera1618
4 жыл бұрын
It Isn't?
@potatoj.4011
4 жыл бұрын
then why do ninjas wear black? [Top 10 questions that science still can't answer]
@stuchly1
4 жыл бұрын
Well, obviously. 😂😂😂
@justingoodwin2310
5 жыл бұрын
"You want to go eat something?" "Emkay."
@him1517
5 жыл бұрын
His daily conversation with Slazo
@mymom69420
5 жыл бұрын
Outstanding move
@catattack9575
5 жыл бұрын
You want to eat Damien?
@nyctea-5218
5 жыл бұрын
Justin Goodwin pretty sure it’d be illegal to do that.
@joellundstrom6477
5 жыл бұрын
@@catattack9575 you stupid or something?
@mipmop6969
4 жыл бұрын
I think the Styrofoam cake is just a display cake that they accidentally sold
@freyjamybeloved8274
3 жыл бұрын
Quick seven other people like this ,let’s get it to 69 likes
@mipmop6969
3 жыл бұрын
@@freyjamybeloved8274 haha funny sex number
@akula3941
4 жыл бұрын
Ok in that “my husband is white and thats why you cant see his shadow” one i would say like “If we cant see his shadow because his white than why do we see your shadow if your white
@born6833
4 жыл бұрын
Then she would say" because I'm a girl"
@akula3941
4 жыл бұрын
MemesThx _ oh there are grammar errors?
@Obrik
3 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god TrashLord, you can't just ask people why they're white!"
@Sabrina_116
3 жыл бұрын
If white people don't have shadows, I have a lot of questions about myself 😂
@ParadoxPupper
5 жыл бұрын
I like your style of censoring where you just reverse the offending words in post. Please, keep doing that.
@crispier487
5 жыл бұрын
…
@goggles8691
5 жыл бұрын
What about not saying negro because KZitem is stupid
@luging2051
5 жыл бұрын
Goggles Luxio well you did see in the that post that some idiots are offended
@StylesTheMaus
5 жыл бұрын
Did you know you get hit by KZitem even if you censor anything read there advert tos
@wowiexist9875
5 жыл бұрын
@@candyseller6080 Yeah, youtube says you can't discuss controversial current events.
@sprousprou
5 жыл бұрын
3:47 it's because it's no chew deterrent; a double negative. They deter the dog from not chewing it
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
That’s why the bottle attracted the dog
@sopcannon
5 жыл бұрын
no such thing as a double negative
@EmC5133
4 жыл бұрын
Damien: reverses audio to make it kid friendly Also Damien: Summons demon in my living room Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys
@CynoSquareVods
4 жыл бұрын
Aw shit here we go again
@chasington5102
4 жыл бұрын
super science gamer Aw tihs here we go again
@SenatorArmstrong2018
4 жыл бұрын
Chasing4Lyfe Now a demon is in my room. Good job
@chasington5102
4 жыл бұрын
Wrestling2006 Xbox no problem, anytime!
@gavintvr9789
4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Cohen Lol
@yukinoshitayukino8254
4 жыл бұрын
5:23 imagine going "This lamborgini have 1000 donkeystrength" LMAO.
@batsaretrash4290
4 жыл бұрын
2500 llamathrust
@abdullahhussain1553
3 жыл бұрын
3000 zebraforce
@suborgtfo.4433
5 жыл бұрын
Girl in my class asked my professor if other countries have Moons... r/facepalm...
@tribot_leader
5 жыл бұрын
I mean it kinda makes sense. America owns the moon so maybe Russia owns some moon in Jupiter or britian owns some artifical moon. You never know
@BrainPowerSubs
5 жыл бұрын
@Lauren Perfetto america
@TsuraraOikawa-chan
5 жыл бұрын
well, I live in Singapore and we do not have moons but we have two suns
@luigithesnicker
5 жыл бұрын
What
@tribot_leader
5 жыл бұрын
@@TsuraraOikawa-chan see if Singapore owns two suns then some other country could own a moon in Jupiter or a asteroid. Just like America owns the moon, Singapore owns 2 suns, maybe some other country could own a planet.
@baklava1479
5 жыл бұрын
5:15 idk why but zebra force sounds like a super hero team to me ZEBRA FORCE AWAY 🦓🦓🦓 🦓
@EchthelionII
5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one.
@NerfBlaster20
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like a band name to me. Like DragonForce but instead its zebras, and instead of fast paced metal its fast paced zebra noises.
@isaiahf-d846
5 жыл бұрын
honestly tho
@FuryousD
5 жыл бұрын
sounds like a pokemon evil team name or the name of a power rangers seaon lol, i actually seen that episode and was laughing my ass of at him for doing that
@cheese10138
4 жыл бұрын
Horsepower sounds like an attack move, Llamathrust is the same, so is donkey strength
@Nushnark
4 жыл бұрын
9:00 : " This is so sexist!" Research pic shows a lady scientist Me: "Dude, wha...?"
@o_chite
3 жыл бұрын
*Research pic shows like one man*
@CoingamerFL
4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the subreddits that make me extremely angry at the point when i just cant avoid laughing
@Mysticfox-wk2be
5 жыл бұрын
J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along
@jillstingray7848
5 жыл бұрын
Mysticfox2010 good thing i never read harry cocker
@Tyrone69691
5 жыл бұрын
Mysticfox2010 *Wait, What!*
@abramo7700
5 жыл бұрын
Dammit! Now I’m in an intense sexual relationship with my battalion.
@witherr
5 жыл бұрын
I'm actually gay 💀
@dyinginside8716
5 жыл бұрын
@@slatezxxx9352 J.K: DAMNIT.
@Zyvo2
5 жыл бұрын
Horsepower = Obvious Answer Donkeystrength = The name of an Arm Wrestling Club. Llamathrust = A bad porno. Zebraforce = A metal band.
@goggles8691
5 жыл бұрын
But an amazing hentai
@andrewkent650
5 жыл бұрын
Zebraforce is just Stryper filmed in black and white.
@Samuel_Williams
5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes... Zebraforce, my favorite metal band, with the famous song Through The Savannah and Plains
@andrewkent650
5 жыл бұрын
@@Samuel_Williams I got 100% on that playing Mandolin Zero.
@zackhorker210
5 жыл бұрын
The Unknown Viewer Oh shit you heard of that too? Shits great.
@ayoeren9751
4 жыл бұрын
"Please ask staff for a copy" That is 100% intentional
@notusingthisaccount199
4 жыл бұрын
For the last one how do you know that the person doesn't live in another country.. ? And has been out of the country to those places?
@winstonlau194
4 жыл бұрын
CuteKatMiaKat gæcha
@bezmik_raw
4 жыл бұрын
@@winstonlau194 r/ihadastroke?
@winstonlau194
4 жыл бұрын
GGiplay33 YT nuh
@wta1518
4 жыл бұрын
I think the facepalm was that OP thought it was a facepalm.
@zank5840
5 жыл бұрын
I'm already facepalming myself and the video hasn't even started
@DiosPerroSandia
5 жыл бұрын
Im not liking it bc it's 69 likes
@zank5840
5 жыл бұрын
@@DiosPerroSandia lol didn't even realize I got any likes until I got the notification for this
@user-df4zw7yb4v
5 жыл бұрын
Gamer Girl: "I play cool math games"
@bigmike98k
5 жыл бұрын
Now that's a gamer girl
@RoGamer97
5 жыл бұрын
The fact that your pfp is the cow from MK8U/DX cow is perfect
@katie-wd2cm
5 жыл бұрын
I'm a gamer girl and I play *CALL OF DUTY BO4 DEAD BY DAYLIGHT AND FRIDAY THE 13TH* have a nice day!
@PriffyViole
5 жыл бұрын
TBF Coolmath is the shit
@wheeeeeeeeeee
5 жыл бұрын
What gamer girls think gamers play: Fortnite What gamers actually play: Cool Math Games
@raphaelr.5904
4 жыл бұрын
Last one: Emkay: doesnt realise that he/she can also be from Canada
@PokeMario-pk4ot
4 жыл бұрын
Or any other country
@wetsocks4460
4 жыл бұрын
9:52, so how is that a facepalm? The person who posted this on r/facepalm deserves the most extreme face palm
@kits6369
4 жыл бұрын
r/facepalm
@kastov74u
4 жыл бұрын
This is more of a wooosh
@kits6369
4 жыл бұрын
r/woooosh
@voltsiano116
5 жыл бұрын
8:25 *Leaves car in second gear, proceeds to accelerate to 4500 rpms, and waits for the freakout.*
@grugg3108
5 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS AN ACCIDENT OF YOUR OWN DESIGN, FOUL WOMAN*
@jacksonmeads1161
5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine that car was like a drift car and he had like a turbo or something and waits for her to freak out because of the wind down I would love that
@sangerzonnvolt6712
4 жыл бұрын
Only 4500 what do you drive a Diesel?
@voltsiano116
4 жыл бұрын
@@sangerzonnvolt6712 Fine, then, my redline is at 6500, so we'll say that.
@kairowkuroshi1371
5 жыл бұрын
Her: "What's E3" Me: *PROCEEDS TO THROW CHAIR*
@CertifiedWeirdass
5 жыл бұрын
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@pizzaparkera1086
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck fake girl gamers
@johnwestensnorris6391
5 жыл бұрын
@@pizzaparkera1086 I mean someone probably does.
@pizzaparkera1086
5 жыл бұрын
Johnwestens Norris someone does what
@johnwestensnorris6391
5 жыл бұрын
@@pizzaparkera1086 What you first said.
@thegreatkingdedede7391
5 жыл бұрын
7:53 Good to see our King Dedede is speaking up in this Videogame War.
You know there's alot of facepalms when there are 5 ads
@user-zo7um8re7v
5 жыл бұрын
Face: exist Palm imma bouta end this man’s whole career
@takefusakubo142
4 жыл бұрын
Where is the second colon?
@3psilon_
4 жыл бұрын
What's e3? Me: *So you have chosen death*
@SomeoneStoleGameHunter115
5 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. It also helps that All Bets Are Off is like the theme bc what a masterpiece
@duanem7221
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, the person in the last post didn't say they were from the USA. Maybe they're a Canadian who traveled to the US twice. xD
@liamarmstrong2799
5 жыл бұрын
Instagram model: what does it say on the dosimeter? Me: 3.6 roentgen per hour Instagram model: that's not great but its not terrifying
@changsiah2
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah people really needed some heating Instagram sometimes and this is coming from a guy who doesn't use Instagram like good treats on does it equal sometimes at least show some respect
@juango16
5 жыл бұрын
3:42 , hey, the good part of it is that they're gonna be able to model their third leg
@markmorvai4181
5 жыл бұрын
2:08 Hey thats cheeky,but i like it. you dont even realized and you learned how to talk to staff
@elena-sb6sj
5 жыл бұрын
5k is (about) 3 miles haha. 10 minute 5k is a 3:20 mile 3 times in a row. Go off I guess dude 👁️👄👁️ Y'all chill out,,, I was just converting it for him, and I wasn't trying to be exact lmao And sheesh we were taught to measure in miles there's nothing we can do about it
@notsoaveragegamer353
5 жыл бұрын
5K stands for 5 kilometres but it translates to 3 miles...
@carlios-dd3fx
5 жыл бұрын
gamer that's what they said
@nanos1267
5 жыл бұрын
@@notsoaveragegamer353 Damien is american so they translated it to miles smart ass
@sulfurical7439
5 жыл бұрын
Every vid damion gets dumber and dumber.
@TrashDeviant
5 жыл бұрын
Calls Damien dumb Can't spell Damien even when it is right there k
@deraffenfan1083
5 жыл бұрын
10:08 it has begun. He said PogChamp. Pog in chat boys
@Creepsington
5 жыл бұрын
finally, a comment about this
@chriswatson4574
5 жыл бұрын
What is this from? Because the only other person I've ever heard say PogChamp is a Destiny 2 KZitemr
@cyzerrz
5 жыл бұрын
PogChamp is a twitch sticker
@antonialunarius9564
4 жыл бұрын
Me seeing Two Face: Mmmmmmmmm.... I don’t think sooooo
@thesuperpotato6501
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine going up to someone on staff and being like Umm I feel uncomfortable talking to you, do you have one of the books that can help me?
7:10 Trump is the first world leader of the world... Emkay 2019
@tycoonmaster4606
5 жыл бұрын
Charlie Kirk
@SilverAceOfSpades
4 ай бұрын
@@tycoonmaster4606 I hate that man
@oskariliikanen
4 жыл бұрын
10:16 im thinkin the person isn't from the US because the profile picture Is from the moomins wich Is a Finnish tv Kids show and a book series
@zuikis121-
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, people forget the world isn't centered around the US. But it most probably was an American citizen due to it being posted
@Ren_184
4 жыл бұрын
People who haven't seen Christopher Nolans the dark knight shouldn't have access to the internet
@zzgaming3159
5 жыл бұрын
I JUST watched that Batman movie... xd “That’s Harvey Dent, we cant trust him!” Lol
@zemorph42
4 жыл бұрын
You could have before the injury.
@SenatorArmstrong2018
4 жыл бұрын
zemorph42 Nope. Not going to get wooooshed today.
@zemorph42
4 жыл бұрын
@@SenatorArmstrong2018 Not a whooosh; before half his face was ruined, Harvey Dent was a true crusader for justice.
@ame-8735
5 жыл бұрын
I need an hour off internet to reprocess my brain after watching this.
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
You were calling everyone in these post your own username
@ame-8735
5 жыл бұрын
@@theultimatejack3360 indeed
@bullyingconnor6371
4 жыл бұрын
7:21 Then again, she wrote the books and said that Dumbledore is gay.
@bandwayb
4 жыл бұрын
2:29 the funny thing is that I was just watching this movie last night
@GageAssPack
5 жыл бұрын
in a who wants to be a millionaire show in turkey a question was: where is the great wall of china. after using a lifeline only 50% people said china too welcome to turkey
@PongoXBongo
4 жыл бұрын
No wonder the Ottoman Empire fell. xD
@CreativeNameSMH
5 жыл бұрын
Banjo and Kazooie's in smash!!!! Fake girl gamer: "Who's Banjo and Kazooie?" **inhale**
@starzz9907
5 жыл бұрын
So real
@tonypeppermint5329
5 жыл бұрын
Embarrassing.
@splatzone9168
5 жыл бұрын
Randy RodgersGD mood
@Ertwin123
5 жыл бұрын
Yes because every gamer has played every fucking game in existance. How about you try not gate keeping.
@plushyyu4327
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ertwin123 And people who haven't even played one game in their life most likely know who Mario yes
@laureen83
5 жыл бұрын
4:37 At least you can say that you've been to France (or the USA)
@wta1518
4 жыл бұрын
I would assume France given the location of the right earbud.
@Fennetic
3 жыл бұрын
3:51 the fact that she called that a "claim" made me die inside...
@aru0109
5 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Damien sound a lot like Arthur Morgan when he gets angry?
@ceaselessdischarge1026
5 жыл бұрын
It is just you
@daniloka42
5 жыл бұрын
ass cheeks More like when Arthur says "Well, Catch you later then"
@booty_hunter4207
5 жыл бұрын
6:56 you gotta have the longest nips for them to be that pronounced through two layers
@EchthelionII
5 жыл бұрын
Or just dumb to think that's what was happening.
@PongoXBongo
4 жыл бұрын
@@EchthelionII/videos Or even dumber to think that's offensive either way.
@WayWardWonderer
4 жыл бұрын
Tony Hawk must have the most interesting fan interactions of all time. I keep seeing his tweets regarding people meeting him and they're all gold!
@adra04
4 жыл бұрын
1:04 UMA COMPTONNN it's a parody account and i love it
@whisperienced
5 жыл бұрын
To be fair. JK Rowling has contradicted her own writing and therefore shouldn't get to comment on them anymore.
@stormblade4021
5 жыл бұрын
I pointed out in the comments that Snape didn't die to save the wizarding world, he died because Voldemort thought he controlled the Elder Want and someone legit just said "Didn't she write the books though?" Yes, she did, but Sanpe didn't die to save the wizarding world. So she's wrong.
@killerfilms4000
5 жыл бұрын
When your casually scrolling through the comments and your like “I wish I commented that.”
@ebeneezeriraffe9063
5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that
@teraspeXt
5 жыл бұрын
I wish I commented that.
@JayWalk_Official
5 жыл бұрын
I believe you mean "you're"
@krissather8768
5 жыл бұрын
That's specific...which one?
@yupingchenzexie3675
5 жыл бұрын
1:49 that should be in r/bone apple tea
@Azamuite
4 жыл бұрын
My guy u have earned my subscription!
@abrahamlincoln3185
5 жыл бұрын
“Yea I’ve been out of the country” “Oh really where to?” “North Carolina and Florida” “By the way have you heard that South Carolina and Georgia are going to war again? God these third world country’s.”
@_antisocialmedia6377
5 жыл бұрын
Florida *feels* like a different country
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
Their citizens are called Florida Men
@Hi-uv7nn
5 жыл бұрын
They could’ve been living in a different country tho
@abrahamlincoln3185
5 жыл бұрын
Blame emkay
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
Georgia is actually a country, and I’m pretty sure it was part of the former Soviet Union.
@syxca
5 жыл бұрын
6:42 i thought emkay was speaking fast french for a second
@Awfulfeature
4 жыл бұрын
I feel stupid constantly, but watching this... revived my brain cells.
@Panickingatemo
4 жыл бұрын
I love how he laughs at his own jokes lmao😂😍💀
@asuque7147
5 жыл бұрын
hey dude at 5:15 you said 764 instead of 746, just pointing that out.
@caligirlforever2776
5 жыл бұрын
I just noticed too
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking he just said something kind of stupid while laughing at stupid people
@MrMe-pq4my
5 жыл бұрын
Look near 10:20
@eliraeclipse2435
5 жыл бұрын
7:40 he said 90
@eddleegarcia4986
5 жыл бұрын
I've been watching his videos for a while, and I've noticed that when it comes to numbers, he tends to switch them around. Like saying "487" instead of "478", for example. It's probably just a minor thing that happens. I tend to mix up letters like "b" "p" and "d" and it takes me a bit to process I misspelled something, so maybe it's the same thing with him, just with numbers.
5 жыл бұрын
*Looks at the ground* *realizes she has no shadow and has been lied to her entire live* *Also realizes that she doesn't speak spanish even if she's from Spain* Is anything even real?
@Ami_E_Bowen
5 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not even birds. Nothing can be trusted.
@ashy6305
5 жыл бұрын
especially santa claus
@ashy6305
5 жыл бұрын
especially santa claus
@nidhalsormali3051
4 жыл бұрын
This shit went from oven to dishwasher to frickin washing machine i'm literally crying no cap
@nicuradulea8486
2 жыл бұрын
Nah nah i was there it went from oven to dishwasher to frickin' washing machine to goddedamne drier
@nikjones9219
4 жыл бұрын
2:36 the way you said two face got me wheezing. At 3 am. Damn you.
@samurexatlas7373
5 жыл бұрын
"Llamathrust" Anyone else think about Llama mating then?
@EchthelionII
5 жыл бұрын
.........Yes.
@isaiahf-d846
5 жыл бұрын
obviously
@matrixphijr
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, yeah... But actually, the first thought that came to mind was a line of bipedal llamas all locking arms while dancing to Michael Jackson songs. Am I weird? Probably. Is it a hilarious mental image? I think so.
@EchthelionII
5 жыл бұрын
@@matrixphijr You are correct, it is a funny mental image, even odder because I'm listening to heavy metal at the moment.
@turtlecakeyt3287
4 жыл бұрын
i sas the 100th like, i likes it befors even reading the comment ;^;
@the_architect8655
5 жыл бұрын
2:39 for those of you who don't know he is two face from the batman comics but that was a scene from the dark knight after getting his face burnt of in ACID not fire
@goldylocks1932
5 жыл бұрын
if i’m not wrong he got the burns from both the acid and the fire
@RogueDom
4 жыл бұрын
Finally found a way to enjoy these videos, by putting them on mute and playing them at half speed so pictures stay up for more than a second.
@vsriotact
4 жыл бұрын
The worst part of the horsepower one... Only 71% of the audience knew the answer
@paulzuel3417
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to youtube policy you cant even say half of the posts. 2019 is quite the time to be controlled by sensitive sheltered people
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
paulzuel3 he couldn’t even say negro, like in the context of the word black in a different language. This is definitely getting out of control
@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 жыл бұрын
its not even because of sensitive people, its because advertisers and youtube are trying to reach the largest audience (see: small children), and therefore they need all content to be kid-friendly so they can make $$$$
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
Danny R. It’s so terrible that this is what KZitem has became
@vagatronics
4 жыл бұрын
People are just sensitive pussies
@ChloekabanOfficial
4 жыл бұрын
@@vagatronics Because toddler reasons.
@gilianegouth2406
5 жыл бұрын
*Damien talks backwards at **6:42* Uhm... Are you okay there, Damien ?
@pirate6616
4 жыл бұрын
Is the left earbud in the frickin ALPS
@pyropussquantscalethewell-6472
4 жыл бұрын
4:07 i will soon... 9:18 my dog would eat both. at the same time. 10:19 he could be from somewhere other than the U.S, you know.
@strayakotatv3497
5 жыл бұрын
Day 8 of the same comment until Damien notices me Damien: **Laughs** Everyone [Happiness Noise]
@longcat266
5 жыл бұрын
3:21 goodluck trying to close that door now good luck...
@koenigsschwert2452
5 жыл бұрын
Ahem 3:12
@saylorcassady1163
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen the movie but I could still tell that was two-face
@purpleshep7439
4 жыл бұрын
6:26 this is a little known fact but the scAnner actually scans the white part of the bar code
@whiterunsteward7477
5 жыл бұрын
3:32 People thinking Instagram influencers will die because they were in Chernobyl for probably a day, not knowing how radiation works. (The more radioactive, the less time it will stay radioactive) I will gladly walk naked in the room with the elephants foot formation.
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
They’ll be fine in the street areas, but not near the reactors
@arthurtheslime9359
4 жыл бұрын
I think it’s more a respect thing, like the kid who made a tiktok with his hospitalised grandfather in clear view, but eh, idk.
@violetlikescarrots515
5 жыл бұрын
1:08, That's not how shadows work, I am white and way too pale and I have a shadow
@mirror1001
5 жыл бұрын
someone finally comments it
@HufflepuffShortie
4 жыл бұрын
I don't have a shadow you're a liar
@kits6369
4 жыл бұрын
Hey look, a vampire
@mikedaeggdog8904
4 жыл бұрын
Tiana hey look a furry
@kits6369
4 жыл бұрын
@@mikedaeggdog8904 you got me.
@historiousedward4145
4 жыл бұрын
1:58 his profile pic literally explains himself
@panicatthemood2776
3 жыл бұрын
When I was 6 me and my mom where going to visit my grandma who lives in a different state and we landed in Colorado and I looked at her dead in the eyes and said “mom are we in Cuba?” I’m still a bit embarrassed about it.
@sullynoxionsshow1699
5 жыл бұрын
i lost about 20 of my 30 brain cells watching this i lost 2 more editing this as well
@tamagot
5 жыл бұрын
Face: exists Palm: Oho! Then come as close as you'd like.
@Erikku9110
5 жыл бұрын
I just started watching this like a week ago and I watch it every day
@benriess787
4 жыл бұрын
The real facepalm was when he didn’t know what the 5k is
@pagananarchist4723
5 жыл бұрын
It's a really good idea to reverse the audio of you saying certain words instead of just bleeping it or using a clip of sound distortion for every word
@teabean1348
5 жыл бұрын
10:10 I just realized that they had a snufkin profile picture 😂
@Shadoboy
4 жыл бұрын
Technically, there ARE pedal powered wheelchairs. They are for people who are unable to walk, but still have leg movement.
@darknesslight3100
4 жыл бұрын
Seeing that there are actually people that make these post makes me proud that I'm not part of that species.
@kronksstronkstonks6360
5 жыл бұрын
Real talk though, those dipshits at Chernobyl will most likely highly regret that at some point in their lives. My Grandad was out camping when the Chernobyl incident occurred and he was drunk outside his tent. When the ash fell he was covered in the shit and slowly developed two lumps on the back of his neck and his mental health deteriorated. The lumps were due to the radiation but they were unable to determine if his psychosis was a side effect. Either way he went from being a outdoorsy dude who enjoyed bird watching, camping and fishing, to a man who spent many years in a psyche ward where they either had to have intensive security to make sure he didnt hurt himself or he had to be immensely sedated. Mums worst recollection was him having locked himself in the bathroom and had cut himself using the glass of the light bulb. He steadied out in time but he still had immense mental issues, most problematic was severe Schizophrenia. Saw and heard shit that didnt exist on the daily, so he took to drinking as a solution. Finally passed from liver poisoning a couple of years ago after such a long time of dealing with this shit (I'm u informed and don't now the actual dates or anything, and ain't about to guesstimate). Obviously the radiation has dipped a bit since then, but i wouldn't take that chance personally. Especially for something as pathetically useless and shallow as followers on social.media of any description. Tl;d: Chernobyl's radiation levels can have some pretty serious effects on people and not in the "blargh I'm a mutant" kind, but in slow to form mental issues that can fuck a family up. These people are idiots and if anything does come of their stupidity, then as much time would have passed that they probably wouldn't even think of it being radiation based. On a side note though, i would love to visit Chernobyl. To see a city in such a state would be mind blowing and awe inspiring. Also its surprising the animals have basically adapted to the radiation. Still fucked from a DNA and lifespan perspective, bit the fact that there has been life living there at all is amazing.
@aleksisjoblom.3664
5 жыл бұрын
10:20 Yeah you know that he could be living somewhere else than the USA.
@anagrace9162
5 жыл бұрын
Aleksi Sjöblom. Since this is on r/facepalm, I’m assuming he was from the US.
@wheeliebin1791
5 жыл бұрын
OP would be the other person in the conversation who clearly knew they wrer from the US, or they wouldn't have uploaded it.
@theultimatejack3360
5 жыл бұрын
Alice Reading what if the other guy was a customer for something and OP was selling and didn’t get address yet or vice versa
@deadplantwitchbitch1748
4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely snorted at the bored vs. board. NOT THE WRITING BORD, BORD BOARD! Ha- my nose hurts sm.
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