Girl: tries to eat octopus alive Octopus: fights back obviously Girl: *suprised pikachu face*
@GeorgeMonet
4 жыл бұрын
Octopus: "You should have gone for the head."
@rxscydanie
4 жыл бұрын
Octopus : *I am far more superior than you*
@Mr.Pocket
4 жыл бұрын
Octopus:nothin personal kid
@doc4754
4 жыл бұрын
I hope the prox alive animal she tries to eat, eat's her fuckin face
@su_wako
4 жыл бұрын
T E N T A C L E S
@TheStitchpanda
4 жыл бұрын
Fish can drown. It happens when their water didn't circulate oxygen, hence needing a bubbler in your tank.
@EmKay
4 жыл бұрын
Dumb fish
@llamasarenice6791
4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay :^|
@aurilio5633
4 жыл бұрын
hmm that wouldnt be "Drowning" per say, it'd be oxygen deprivation (suffocation etc) its just like us, air wont kill us unless there is something wrong with it, same with fish
@TheStitchpanda
4 жыл бұрын
@@aurilio5633 I suppose. Drowning is defined as 'death caused by being underwater and not being able to breathe' but that seems more focused on creatures with lungs.
@kevinzheng7373
4 жыл бұрын
@@aurilio5633 Yeah, it would be like if the air was pure nitrogen. I can't say I'm drowning, I can only say I'm suffocating.
@seroberts
3 жыл бұрын
I READ THE TITLE AND THOUGHT IT SAID "TESTICULAR REVENGE" I'M CRYING
@Elfilinfan
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@zachm8437
3 жыл бұрын
Dang you got pizza rolls for selling your soul? I only got a fidget spinner and a 200 count assorted tic-tac container.
@mftemi
3 жыл бұрын
Wow so perhaps im not the only one
@justastaythatwillnotbename2990
3 жыл бұрын
Dayum
@dindjarrin8324
3 жыл бұрын
It didn’t?
@cherry_vine0401
3 жыл бұрын
The guiness world record book lady was literally one of the most gorgeous people I've ever seen. The gay in me couldn't even handle
@lumaabbas6915
3 жыл бұрын
You know the rules and so do i
@HeavyBruh
3 жыл бұрын
Getting rick rolled by an profile picture
@beealgeier8326
3 жыл бұрын
I agree with this statement
@__ok.
3 жыл бұрын
Your….profile picture…. Did I just Rick roll myself by seeing that picture, then hearing the song in my head-?
@Stonerkittyy
3 жыл бұрын
@@lumaabbas6915 underrated
@Tkdboy-gk1wk
4 жыл бұрын
15:37 for those that don’t get it, the Blue-Ringed Octopus is up there with the Box Jellyfish among the most venomous animals in the world. Those blue rings are flashed as a warning against potential predators, and their saliva has enough venom to kill over 20 people.
@cake2853
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that was bugging me.
@victorfalcon5152
4 жыл бұрын
Your knowledge is appreciated.
@kiragwen8782
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@grungehamster8
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Peasthedumb6031
4 жыл бұрын
Justfortecomments thank you, that one had confused me
@sosansational
4 жыл бұрын
"lifeguard fired for saving a man's life" sounds like when mr. incredible got sued for saving that guy who was trying to commit suicide.
@fork4207
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah isn’t there like a video about this dumb bitch basically saying she was “raped” buy a guy while she was unconscious underwater even tho the guy was just trying to help.
@mythmage8231
4 жыл бұрын
It gets worse. Legally, a woman can rape a man and sue him for child support.
@susnatural3484
4 жыл бұрын
Its also like when a guy got arrested for saving his dogs life
@beastwarsFTW
4 жыл бұрын
@李威志 Isn't there a thing called The Good Samaritan Law that prevents crap like this?
@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
4 жыл бұрын
Warboss West there’s supposed to be but some people just forget it exists and try to sue anyways
@whenyougodown228
3 жыл бұрын
I read the title as "Testicular revenge" and many thoughts came into my head at the same time.
@guncatto2625
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no oh shit what have you done
@SunnyBoltz
3 жыл бұрын
SAME FRIEND
@superpotatogod
2 жыл бұрын
You mean that isn't the title?
@thecheshiregames8013
2 жыл бұрын
Hentai. Your welcome.
@toonlink5399
2 жыл бұрын
OH GOD NO
@velka0bananas764
3 жыл бұрын
"You don't matter. Worry" Understandable, I'll be burning in hell.
@frisksbutt8293
3 жыл бұрын
Sans: *Yup just like I said*
@Gingerninja44
2 жыл бұрын
Goofy is a dog right
@ghaniKSW2
2 жыл бұрын
oh ok cool
@Beaglefan
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being dumb enough to try to eat something that isn't dead, and play the victim LOL. Its like saying "I am going to take your life from you, stay still"
@Ohyeahyeah.mp4
4 жыл бұрын
You try to torture the octopus, it bites ya shit, now YOU ARE THE VICTIM? I have seen pocket lint with more braincells than her
@pixiethecanary7666
4 жыл бұрын
And its apparently its culture in korea
@ava_a313
4 жыл бұрын
@@pixiethecanary7666 Idk. Many Koreans said the opposite. Honestly, it's fucked up nomatter what. 😂
@Ohyeahyeah.mp4
4 жыл бұрын
@ChubbyCupcake ooh ohno
@Beaglefan
3 жыл бұрын
Never liked dogs
@dawsonmacneil6530
4 жыл бұрын
I recognize that MacDonald’s sign. That’s actually in my town and every day I would go past it I couldn’t stop laughing
@andreastheginger
4 жыл бұрын
MacDonalds
@andreastheginger
4 жыл бұрын
That isn't a place
@johnappleseed2609
4 жыл бұрын
ThatBoiAndreas bone Apple tea
@deficant2646
4 жыл бұрын
R/imaredditusergetfunniedhaha
@sneakerworldwide
4 жыл бұрын
@@deficant2646 hypocritic isn't it?
@flameepidemic4839
3 жыл бұрын
The lady who lost her limbs to the dog? “Her” refers to the dog who licked a cut she had that was so infected with some rare..thing..and had to get amputated. She still kept the dog and doesnt blame it for anything
@spyfr33
3 жыл бұрын
Her refers to the dog?
@flameepidemic4839
3 жыл бұрын
@@spyfr33 yeah in the vid he said something (its been a week and i dont wanna rewatch it) i think he was confused on the wording of “she still loves her” or something like that
@hiba_stxr
2 жыл бұрын
A
@cloudedhearts7033
3 жыл бұрын
9:39 What's wrong with that? Sex isn't the only thing needed for a loving relationship. My gf and I are Ace and have been together for 6 years and have never done anything sexual.
@denimjacketsandjorts8254
2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@gitpho
Жыл бұрын
Came here to say this! Asexual doesn't necessarily mean aromantic. Perpetuating this misconception makes it even harder for ace people to date and find love.
@TheMysticalSerpent
4 ай бұрын
@@gitpho Wait whats the difference between asexual and aromantic? Genuinely curious
@shzguy
Ай бұрын
@@TheMysticalSerpent asexual = no sexual aromantic = no romantic
@TheMysticalSerpent
Ай бұрын
@@shzguy What's both? Aroace?
@RoninOwin1738
4 жыл бұрын
This makes Mii want to commit a war crime.
@cjrockone
4 жыл бұрын
You just did
@gavinos.pizzeria1648
4 жыл бұрын
Nicro would not be happy.
@Paul-hq7gf
4 жыл бұрын
Sup conways
@Hekza0024
4 жыл бұрын
conway?
@iainmacdonald7684
4 жыл бұрын
It's fine except when they call others idiots
@watergamer6446
4 жыл бұрын
i don't care what you say "i live in scotland" "why" is the best conversation in this video
@wamuuthepoleperson168
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but why though?
@agw2468
4 жыл бұрын
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 because he's scottish?
@DoctorTerrible
4 жыл бұрын
AGW24 Maybe the dude was a greek philosopher
@zerogbot23
4 жыл бұрын
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 None of us know why we do we just do
@burntoutbones
4 жыл бұрын
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 hey I mean I am part Mexican, British, French, and Irish but I don't live in Mexico, England, France, or Ireland
@88Switches
2 жыл бұрын
''ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR'' I laughed so hard for about 20 minutes! I don't know why that's so funny but damn it nearly killed me
@r0ad_killer758
3 жыл бұрын
2:44 Zelda is already a girl, she's a princess, LINK on the other hand, is a boy, the character who tries to save the princess and stop Ganondorf from getting the 2 Triforces.
@t-janice5185
3 жыл бұрын
I was about to correct u like: "2 triforces, don't u mean 3???" but then I remembered that he already had one at the beginning of the game and felt so ashamed of myself because this franchise is the first I ever rly got invested in as a child 🤦♀️👌
@r0ad_killer758
3 жыл бұрын
@@t-janice5185 Lol I've never played any of the games I just knew that lol
@t-janice5185
3 жыл бұрын
@@r0ad_killer758 NOW IM EVEN MORE ASHAMED OF MYSELF CUZ I PLAYED THE FIRST ONE A MILLION TIMES AND STILL FORGOT IT AHHHHHH!
@r0ad_killer758
3 жыл бұрын
@@t-janice5185 lol
@ffxfgxsfxxxg2419
3 жыл бұрын
Link IS A GIRL in that one open world game
@marsmonke4160
4 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is the reason why the Power Rangers say their color.
@Kimber_072
4 жыл бұрын
*egg ranger*
@Johndoe200I
4 жыл бұрын
@@Kimber_072 NUT RANGER
@AtlanticBoii
4 жыл бұрын
abacus ranger, hah, power rangers Dino supercharge
@len6767
4 жыл бұрын
White po......wait a minute
@128ajb_02_Music
4 жыл бұрын
White ranger please leave this chat.
@communismwithgiggles2515
4 жыл бұрын
"Did you just ask why I live in Scotland?" I honestly thought he was gonna follow up with "That's a fair question."
@cassi_brooks9554
4 жыл бұрын
Oof 😂
@brakerotor1713
3 жыл бұрын
LEAVE IT AT 69
@souusa2007
3 жыл бұрын
Josh Raymond no
@brakerotor1713
3 жыл бұрын
@@souusa2007 why tho, is meme number
@residentkane
3 жыл бұрын
@@brakerotor1713 it's also not that important.
@snooglers
3 жыл бұрын
12:49 He didn't... He yelled, "I'm the king of the world!"
@justincoleman3805
2 жыл бұрын
But he wasn’t royalty...so there
@boiledegg427
2 жыл бұрын
@@justincoleman3805 exactly
@aprilchen1268
3 жыл бұрын
Wow that Guinness world record lady looks like she’s made out of obsidian- she’s literally so perfect looking and holds herself so elegantly
@zyriantel9601
3 жыл бұрын
"Anyone who plays video games past 21 is a lost cause" Correct, I am 25 and a living pile of shit, so fittingly, I ruin people's lives in Mario Kart.
@insaincaldo
3 жыл бұрын
@EnchantingEcho One of those are true.
@flappyjay_gaming
3 жыл бұрын
ive been playing since i was 3. its been 8 years. boy am i a real mistake
@insaincaldo
3 жыл бұрын
@@flappyjay_gaming Kid you haven't even had time to make mistakes.
@Candykidofth
3 жыл бұрын
How dare you ruin their Mario Kart lives
@JOOSEBOXES
3 жыл бұрын
@@insaincaldo math exams: OH YEAH?!
@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163
4 жыл бұрын
“What if Zelda was a girl?” *Link doesn’t deserve Rule 63. Nor Rule 34.*
@gnomechef2236
4 жыл бұрын
Already an official character. Linkle.
@noneunknown5003
4 жыл бұрын
Link doesn't even deserve Rule 5457!
@masonlay3380
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm the only person who knows that shit in the fake world doesn't effect real life
@stonkman1705
4 жыл бұрын
Link to r34 please
@goblinslayer310
4 жыл бұрын
we all do... we all do...
@normalman910
3 жыл бұрын
“This only happens once in history” 10 hours, 10 minutes, 10 seconds, and 1010 years later you can do this once again.
@tinksthesphynx2905
2 жыл бұрын
But there aren't 30 hours in a day...
@justincoleman3805
2 жыл бұрын
Not yet anyway.
@Sgt__Hawk
2 жыл бұрын
It won't be the same. Except we use something like the Islamic calendar or they introduce a completely new calendar. Maybe not based on a fictional figure's live dates. And what are the chances for that to happen...
@Sgt__Hawk
2 жыл бұрын
And for everyone else who missed the obvious (my personal facepalm...): Of course 20:20:20 2020 happened every single day in 2020 in every single time zone in the world. 2020 was a leap year. So there where 366 days in 2020. And there are currently 38 different time zones worldwide. So this "once in history" event happened 13,908 times already.
@codypenman4906
3 жыл бұрын
16:00 I love how that person said Microsoft killed dogs for their gamecubes, and then showed a pic of a ps controller. Edit: I don’t know why that post was in r/facepalm it was obviously satire
@tnt_wars2161
2 жыл бұрын
The person also apparently fucked up in basic addition because they said 5 dogs for 2 controllers.
i posted an entire comment on another video, and here's what it basically was: Microsoft owns XBOX, not the GameCube (that would be Nintendo), and "too", along with 2x2=4, not 5, and "gaymers" (though this might be intentional) AND, that's a PlayStation controller, and SONY owns playstation, AND those don't even look alike! AND, the red box surrounding the dog's nose doesn't match up with the zoomed in version! AND, the lines connecting the two red boxes with the playstation thumbsticks aren't connected to the top of the boxes!
@naturegeek33
4 жыл бұрын
Random story Lol my school plays songs instead of having a bell. They accidentally played pumped up kicks for a couple weeks. That was fun Edit: Spelling and to all the dudes saying it didn't actually happen, look at the replies. Its happens to many others. And to all the peeps commenting on the 'accident' i meant a student did it on purpose but the school played it without realizing P.S. thx for the likes and comments didn’t expect this to blow up
@exalion
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rasen-shinobi8125
4 жыл бұрын
They're asking for it
@UnknownUser-jo9nr
4 жыл бұрын
@Leesydan1705 nah I believe him tbh
@filthyweeb6796
4 жыл бұрын
My Australian friend had the same thing happen
@danielgarridomartinez7421
4 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownUser-jo9nr mine did the same, a lot of them do it cus its less anoying
@Ayazmen123
4 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard Robin I was still salty about Damien leaving. Now he's one of my favourites alongside daddy Damien himself
@stonebearfist2710
4 жыл бұрын
Wait he left, when?
@Ayazmen123
4 жыл бұрын
Robin came to emkay because Damien left a few months back
@dreamsicle3113
4 жыл бұрын
Why did Damien leave? Purely curious, I adore all these guys.
@tokufire8989
4 жыл бұрын
Wait Damien left??? Where did he go
@Ayazmen123
4 жыл бұрын
Damien left emkay on good terms a few months back I'm pretty sure there is a video addressing this
@sofialopez-uv9yt
3 жыл бұрын
8:22 actually that is correct, a gallon refers to the volume of a substance not the mass (volume ≠ mass). And since butane had a lower density than water (573 kg/mg^3 vs 997 kg/mg^3) then yeah, a gallon of butane weighs less than one of water.
@Gingerninja44
2 жыл бұрын
The more you know
@aluthenasongsteel
2 жыл бұрын
Goofy was actually introduced as the side character "Dippy Dawg," so he *is* a dog. Just that some folks took a joke article seriously
@jamiesmith6632
4 жыл бұрын
No one: Karen: I will let my kids die instead of playing video games where they can respawn.
@MOHA0802
4 жыл бұрын
Bro, Karen aint gonna reboot them.
@stikes1694
4 жыл бұрын
Sunburnt- Lizard I can change that
@MOHA0802
4 жыл бұрын
@@stikes1694 U cant they playing squads and they are four players.
@stikes1694
4 жыл бұрын
Rafael Suprayogi ...........
@stikes1694
4 жыл бұрын
Rafael Suprayogi can we share?
@r.j.penfold
4 жыл бұрын
Well, as long as the blue ringed octopus doesn't feel threatened, that person will be fine. That said DON'T TOUCH RANDOM WILDLIFE!
@EmKay
4 жыл бұрын
But they're fun to play with :( We are Gods and they are but our Playthings :)
@r.j.penfold
4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay Okay. But don't come cryin' to me when you get stunk or bit or envenomated by some rando creature, lol. ;)
@jaythasneakerheadayejwhere7380
4 жыл бұрын
Umm she was planning to eat it lol
@phantasmarina
4 жыл бұрын
That was a different photo.
@phantasmarina
4 жыл бұрын
@whoever the person above me is smh it didn’t tag you
@krillissueonshrimpment
2 жыл бұрын
The goofy one relates so much to an argument I had in biology. We were so into whether goofy was a cow or a dog for like 15-20 minutes
@pattmahiney
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, I was drinking some coke and the "Meghan closes a car door" one got me. I almost spit. That one was pretty funny 😂😂
@campanamanuel1614
3 жыл бұрын
"Girl gets attacked by octopus" I think we all know were this is going
@princessoftheworld1107
3 жыл бұрын
....😶
@at-bazelgeuse
3 жыл бұрын
@Competition For LOST hentai
@Ravertine
3 жыл бұрын
why why did you have to engrain that image
@Sakiediaz
3 жыл бұрын
*nOoO-*
@daeyangshi
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@Katastrophe2007
4 жыл бұрын
“She’s about to hit 1B followers,” **Beyoncé: 99.9M followers** Me: yup Me: Me: wait- that would be 100M, not 1B-
@nactoby
4 жыл бұрын
I realize by this comment lol
@CircusSabre
4 жыл бұрын
I Ruined the 69 likes
@pencilbeam7748
4 жыл бұрын
How could you
@gubadagoober
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it took me a while
@lucienaras2165
4 жыл бұрын
it goes perfectly with " 4/10 americans hate math, a majority "
@Pianomonium
Жыл бұрын
9:54 if only "you matter. Don't worry." had a comma instead of a period after matter, then it'd be telling worry that it doesn't matter. "You don't matter, worry."
@velka0bananas764
3 жыл бұрын
"What if Zelda was a girl?" Me: **Hopeless screaming**
@SirMauredanius
3 жыл бұрын
No, no. Hes hot a point
@m.a.ddragon939
4 жыл бұрын
A god damn *blue ringed octopus.* They tell us in primary school to never touch these things, that guys gotta be a tourist right? Otherwise I feel great shame for my country lol
@f0x1ro1
4 жыл бұрын
How dangerous is that thing exactly? I live in Russia, we don't have a lot of animals with strong toxins or poison here.
@dreamydecima5985
4 жыл бұрын
@@f0x1ro1 according to a google search, the venom they produce is 1000 times stronger than cyanide. One bite will kill you in minutes
@teddyprograde4046
4 жыл бұрын
Huh, I’ve legit never heard of them
@m.a.ddragon939
4 жыл бұрын
Teddy Prograde they are small and pretty but do not touch them
@teddyprograde4046
4 жыл бұрын
@@m.a.ddragon939 will do, thanks for letting me know
@D_1_O
4 жыл бұрын
"I've been a lost cause since I was 8." Never have I related so much to anything I ever heard.
@jamesford5226
4 жыл бұрын
I was since I was 1 beat that
@SomescreamingB0z0
2 жыл бұрын
2:54 As a full Scot this is absolutely hilarious. The way they asked why it was 10 and why they were in Scotland.
@f0-f09
3 жыл бұрын
0:34 isn't a facepalm, it's genius that could never be rivaled by anyone else
@brendaoidi4078
4 жыл бұрын
Tentacular: Exist Random hentai artist: Its free real estate
@user-wv5yt6qp5w
4 жыл бұрын
SAO: haha, tentacle hope vroom
@cat157
4 жыл бұрын
*internal suffering*
@elizabethmay4944
4 жыл бұрын
Bad Decisions OH YEAH
@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@deleted8402
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone wondering what the Octopus was, it is a Blue-ringed Octopus, which carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans depite its size, and the bites are painless with victims rarely not knowing they have been bit, until respiratory depression and paralysis begins, there is no Anti-Venom for the Blue-Ringed Octopus.
@greenmean6414
4 жыл бұрын
Sooooo you're saying she's dead
@greenmean6414
4 жыл бұрын
Sooooo you're saying she's dead
@wilderdalton3355
4 жыл бұрын
@@greenmean6414 no, the guy at 15:40 is dead
@raaston9761
4 жыл бұрын
so omiai wa mou shindeiru
@meiguess9780
3 жыл бұрын
4:20 I can assume that he kept his goldfish in a small bowl like in cartoons but really goldfish can't live inside small bowls for long anyways goldfish needs at least 20 gallons and other things for it to live a healthy happy life do research if you thinking of getting a pet don't get those small fish tanks
@joeybishopthe2720
Ай бұрын
The person who asked why somebody lived in Scotland reminded me of this moment that happened a year ago: Friend 1: "so I ended up tripping on the water" (I don't remember what he said before but the context was he was at a pool and he tripped) Friend 2: "Why was there water?" Friend 1: "Because I was at a pool" Friend 2: "But why was there water at the pool?" Me, Friend 1, and Friend 3: *looking at Friend 2 confusingly*
@amebee709
4 жыл бұрын
me: *hasn’t watched emkay in a while* wheres Damian? everyone: i haven't heard that name in years
@loafd-s4int554
4 жыл бұрын
what even happened to Damian? i havent watched emkay in forever
@idunno3309
4 жыл бұрын
Its been 84 years
@jonastehonica5769
4 жыл бұрын
Cheese yeah where did he go
@amebee709
4 жыл бұрын
sans undertale Ye but we’re asking why he left
@tikilo6915
4 жыл бұрын
Cheese i think mental health issues was the main reason. he made a community post about why but i forgot the reason
@migitri
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit orange. The color was called "yellow-red" before oranges were brought to the English-speaking parts of the world. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(word)
@BirbBoiYT
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know
@Dinoranger432
4 жыл бұрын
:o thanks
4 жыл бұрын
Wait the link says wikepedia
@bruhbreh8762
4 жыл бұрын
fun fact:the orange is a actualy the color tangerine and the tangerine is the color orange
@catpoke9557
4 жыл бұрын
This is just like how violet used not to be a color..
@einienj3281
3 жыл бұрын
How dares the octopus fight for its life!? The audacity! 👀🤭🤦🏻♀️
@codeakira1981
3 жыл бұрын
13:33 This subreddit fried my brain so much that at first I thought they were talking about an actual cake and I was like "Well that's an interesting name for a piece of cake... how tf did they come up with that? Do they cut it in a certain ang-- OH. HA. TEMPERATURE."
@kwusty7700
4 жыл бұрын
When he says Chile as “seelay” *-I’m-*about to commit a hate crime
@rayensaavedra9866
4 жыл бұрын
si wn
@matthewlarson738
4 жыл бұрын
Someone doesn't understand Spanish.
@sandy267
4 жыл бұрын
Actually, a lot of people don't know how to pronounce Chile, every time I say Chile, they look confused. English people pronounce Chile like "chilli" XD
@sabita9406
4 жыл бұрын
Pucha, yo venía a comentar esa weá ajdjgshfj.
@martinschmidt5760
4 жыл бұрын
Cuando lo dice?
@mr.bonesss6050
4 жыл бұрын
Technically fish can drown if there isn’t enough oxygen in the water but whatever
@tubbysza
4 жыл бұрын
wait- but then it isn't water- water is H2O
@mr.bonesss6050
4 жыл бұрын
Name: Sza6 no I should have clarified my comment and this answer has to do a bit with chemistry but I’ll make it simple there are things that dissolve others called solvents water acts like a solvent for oxygen as in there oxygen stored in the water if there was no extra oxygen stored in the water the fish would choke to death because they wouldn’t be able to separate the oxygen from the hydrogen
@sipapi1131
4 жыл бұрын
Mr.bonesss okay neek.
@thesabre8458
4 жыл бұрын
it would be the fish equivalent of asphyxiation
@yurirubicmijares367
4 жыл бұрын
I can agree with this. That's why people with aquariums/fish bowls do replace some water once or twice a week.
@Haru-df7uy
3 жыл бұрын
6;57 WTH- NOW YOU’RE SAYING ME THAT MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN BASED ON A LIE?!
@GL-kh6hf
3 жыл бұрын
you are having too much fun voicing this
@MarluART
4 жыл бұрын
"Mcdonalds offers 3 ways now?!" Ahh I see you've never had a McGangbang.
@funnymeme1847
4 жыл бұрын
Badabababaa _I’m ‘lovin it._
@Zeebas
4 жыл бұрын
I had to search it up and that can go either way but its the first: Hol' up
@crestianroxas4782
4 жыл бұрын
@@funnymeme1847 ooohh... That's gonna A: now have a new meaning, and B well... Your gonna wanna get some biogel caus DAMN your gonna be sore tomorrow!!!
@austinm.9832
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the "I'd hit that" ad campaign.
@theoddtrashcan7104
4 жыл бұрын
Funny Meme so you see there’s this guy called god
@begla407
4 жыл бұрын
For the ones who didn’t know, the octopus is a blue ringed octopus. They can kill people in one bite. Just to make sure, the octopus in question is the one that was on the dudes hand.
@Mr.mee3
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks I have been scrolling through the comments to find out what this was lol
@S0ur_Cl0wns
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@michaprzyby5043
4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit i didnt know that an octopus can kill you like that.
@totodaj
4 жыл бұрын
but didn't the guy in particular had liver cancer
@un_known_o-o
4 жыл бұрын
also, the bite is almost painless and can hardly be felt
@cameronscamerabusiness6675
3 жыл бұрын
The national interest is playing both sides so they can’t lose
@fuzayaki
3 жыл бұрын
9:25 me, an Indonesian who had to deal with this kind of shit on a (nearly) daily basis: first time?
@loading...9920
4 жыл бұрын
9:38 bruh there are asexual people that get married and never have sex, why they gotta make an article about those two in particular?
@mageofdoomsie1598
4 жыл бұрын
Because some people just don’t understand asexuality, plus it’s a good headline that grabs attention.
@deatheye4576
4 жыл бұрын
@@mageofdoomsie1598 yeah nobody cares about asexuals
@panthera9151
4 жыл бұрын
Well, when did that newspaper come out? Could've been before asexuals started being more open about their sexuality. It's 2020 and they're still largely unacknowledged, even in the LGBTQ+ community.
@liamoneill8862
4 жыл бұрын
If I'm thinking of the same couple, these two aren't asexual but religious. Their reason for not having sex is something along the lines of "If it's special to abstain before marriage it must be twice as special to abstain after marriage". Apparently when they get in the mood the wife sprays herself with water and the husband eats a raw potato lol
@69_natalia_420
4 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@a_MhetOtw.4334
4 жыл бұрын
"she about to hit 1bill followers" *99.9 million* Me: Yare Yare Daze
@jeffbabcock1ify
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's so funny
@victrix7451
4 жыл бұрын
Soooooo funny...
@reisushi3459
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a jojo fan and this joke is cringy
@JG-js9ww
4 жыл бұрын
@@reisushi3459 you're existence is cringy
@JustaDislikeButton
4 жыл бұрын
@@reisushi3459 I know JoJo that's the one where you go around catching Pokémon right?
@liamjensen7775
3 жыл бұрын
I read “TESTICULAR REVENGE” and I was like wtf emkay???
@dustorm5012
3 жыл бұрын
Robin, Lexi, and Zack are the best narrators of emkay
@hectorpaquot9080
4 жыл бұрын
Girl: **Tries to eat octopus** Octopus: *ⁿ⁰*
@arcticthewolfofficial6979
4 жыл бұрын
This is so fuckin underrated lmfao
@octoberon1104
4 жыл бұрын
ⁿ⁰
@hectorpaquot9080
4 жыл бұрын
@@octoberon1104 Thats actually better bro ima edit it
@NessaWyvern
4 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia, Octopus eats you!
@ripper2665
4 жыл бұрын
How u make text small
@capitanspoiler7393
4 жыл бұрын
who the hell thinks goofy is a cow? his old name was Dippy Dawg for Christ's sake
@ScarV_13
4 жыл бұрын
it's been confirmed, he is in fact a cow 😔
@AwesomeYena
4 жыл бұрын
@@ScarV_13 He looks nothing like a cow, what a lie.
@capitanspoiler7393
4 жыл бұрын
@@ScarV_13 confirmed by WHAT?
@capitanspoiler7393
4 жыл бұрын
@TheCluelessBell they are trolling, this giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/16/164924/2344152-dippy_dawg_1932.gif isn't a cow
@migitri
4 жыл бұрын
@@ScarV_13 That's completely false. Goofy is a dog, not a cow. No reputable source has "confirmed" that he's a cow. www.snopes.com/fact-check/goofy-cow-or-dog/
@silvos4680
2 жыл бұрын
I'm losing my brain cells every second of this video
@Bl4eberry
3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, that" almost made me laugh out loud at work
@noelhutchins7366
4 жыл бұрын
I want to spin the Flat-Earthers' cogs right here: What is supposedly on the other side of the earth-coin; How deep can industries bore before breaching that side: What do Flat-Earthers imagine will happen in that instance: Does gravity drain out: will space-air leak into our atmosphere and poison us: Can NASA colonize the other side and say it's another planet for conspiracy sake: Is the lid made of anything valuable: where is the lids surface?
@BirbBoiYT
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@swivelshivel6576
4 жыл бұрын
I can feel my soul melting out of my eyes
@hephaistosthesmith2069
4 жыл бұрын
The flat earther say that there is no gravity and there is no lid, it's just that the countries stop us from going beyond the pole
@Theratratsratingly
4 жыл бұрын
Send them all to space then the sun
@williamharmon4039
4 жыл бұрын
@Toasted Productions I saw a post where a flat earther claimed if the world was round gravity would make all the water flow to the southern hemisphere. They don't even understand the idea of which way is down.
@isaachunter3418
3 жыл бұрын
15:37 ok so for those who dont know, that is an extremely venomous, octopus that can kill you.
@ameliashostak4764
3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! I went looking for this comment because I had no clue.
@Willduit
3 жыл бұрын
Ah the blue ring octopus. Extremely deadly considering it is tiny.
@Azubi_Meatball4349
3 жыл бұрын
Just look up deadliest octopus
@alessandracarbonari3971
3 жыл бұрын
That girl:man i have hunger for death
@idontknowwhatiamdoin
3 жыл бұрын
Ik
@periart2107
3 жыл бұрын
When they went "I like vampire" I felt that
@b-65jimenamariarosalessali50
3 жыл бұрын
For everyone wondering, the jazz music background is the instrumental version of "King Dice" from the video game Cuphead
@juliasucksatstuff1752
4 жыл бұрын
15:36 To those that don't know, the blue-ringed octopus is extremely venomous and if it bites you, you dead
@Cosmic_SW
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I was trying to see if anyone knew what was wrong there because I don't know much about octopus.
@nagatheenderknight9654
4 жыл бұрын
thanks for explaining that.
@m.ilacik
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you you angel.
@ohitscryo
4 жыл бұрын
I knew what it was but just weren't sure. Thanks bud
@captc0ck5lap60
4 жыл бұрын
+1 Like for correct use of venomous instead of saying poisonous.
@fatimarizvi964
4 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus: Library book rearranged in size order by cleaner *My GOD.*
@Blackholebirb
4 жыл бұрын
The absolute worst, you can no lonGER FIND BY AUTHOR
@axethannanth
4 жыл бұрын
e
@hyphz
4 жыл бұрын
Think it's a fake. Look at 10:16. The story says all the books in the library were reshelved, but the books on the back side of the visible shelf are not arranged by size.
@BentleyS6336
4 жыл бұрын
@@hyphz we can't see the top of those books to tell their size
@BentleyS6336
4 жыл бұрын
@@hyphz WAIT NVM you meant the shelf right behind, yeah it's probably fake I see it now
@Bapphie
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think I'm really stupid, then I watch these and feel better
@rs-mt6kl
Ай бұрын
That Melattica: Nothing Else Mattress tattoo actually got a real audible laugh outta me 😂
@c4tn1p_f4ygo9
4 жыл бұрын
Karen: AdUlTs ShOuLd NoT pLaY gAmEs That one grandma that plays animal crossing: what’s your point? # stop Karen 2020
@Mare_Man
4 жыл бұрын
*Skyrim Grandma disliked that*
@roxtsu
4 жыл бұрын
*Candy Crush Grandma disliked that*
@eduardojara6955
4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure there is a grandpa who still plays his gameboy, too play pokemon
@eldorito2036
4 жыл бұрын
Theres a grandna that plays fps games
@negative6057
4 жыл бұрын
Shes called Audie cause the fox character was named after her
@nineCryptids
4 жыл бұрын
“It’s sexist and borderline racist” Me, a thicc Male: *press x to doubt*
@ashaler__
4 жыл бұрын
Deacon I guess i'm a thicc nbi
@Mr.Pocket
4 жыл бұрын
X
@derrickdawson8114
4 жыл бұрын
Deacon I guess X
@tsubakiofmelancholy6297
3 жыл бұрын
I prefer being called thicc than fat...
@Soul-OnFire
3 жыл бұрын
Me too honestly oh wait im a woman apparently im thicc no matter what apparently 🤷♀️
@FelineDeskFan13
3 жыл бұрын
2:25 why is that funnier than an actual joke.
@ryanbauman8966
Жыл бұрын
i remember seeing this on ALL OF R/FACEPALM and duing of laughter at the disabled elderly pregnant children part
@kyupin1075
4 жыл бұрын
14:23 "your eyes are so beautiful" "wtf i have NO CONTROL over how my EYES look how DARE you compliment them?!!??!"
@Bongothemonkey
4 жыл бұрын
"Playing video games is childish" Me who makes videos of stuffed animals: ._.
@kassu2401
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tonypeppermint5329
4 жыл бұрын
Also, Gamer Grandma exists.
@kizuragi4880
4 жыл бұрын
Ight Imma check you out
@dansvideosofawesome515
4 жыл бұрын
GTA, Yandere Simulator, Mortal Kombat, etc.: Am I a joke to you?
@2dinsapo
4 жыл бұрын
@@dansvideosofawesome515 Well, In my opinion, I think Yandere simulator is a joke. because of the development, There are so many problems with Yanderedev and his game.
@dragonwriterarts
Жыл бұрын
To answer the question of NASA or the Bible through a quote from The Road to El Dorado: "Both-" "Both-" *"Both."* "Both is good."
@SpikeThunderstrike
3 жыл бұрын
Pump: Koalas aren’t bears Skid: they are marsupials
@nightshade9177
3 жыл бұрын
“What if Zelda was a girl?” Me, knowing absolutely no one is around: **facepalms** Do you wanna tell them or should I?
@jellydragon1293
3 жыл бұрын
Like same. Me:wait...isn't Zelda already a girl and it should say link instead or am i in a alternate universe and my perception of everything is absolutely off.
@jellydragon1293
3 жыл бұрын
Yes i know i am very late i just thought of going back to channels i like and watching old videos
@emmacheese6107
3 жыл бұрын
Even I know that and I don't game
@Meowmers101
3 жыл бұрын
@@emmacheese6107 my great grandpa knows that and he’s fucking deceased
@Spacebugg
3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until you someone answer
@omnikar5
4 жыл бұрын
15:59 “Microsoft” **says GameCube controller** 2 controllers * 2 dogs per controller **says 5 dogs** Picture **shows PlayStation controller** This definitely seems like satire
@SuperGoker64
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a fairly old meme: This is Blue-Eyes White Dragon *shows Agumon* He's my favorite Pokemon
@scypio8191
4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperGoker64 😂
@xcr8ivex708
4 жыл бұрын
I started cussing for a minute straight
@twixter0612
4 жыл бұрын
Also 'gaymers'
@bonkbonk3802
3 жыл бұрын
8:45 I bet when this guy was done spray painting that he stopped and stared at it for a good 10 seconds before saying, "Ha ha, nice."
@3mily2.0
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I don’t watch this, I just start the vid, lie down and listen while trying to sleep.
@MizaryView
4 жыл бұрын
Goofy was first introduced as a side character with the name "Dippy Dawg" he has always been a dog, never a cow. That is just a false rumor.
@tommythedinkster375
4 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s literally first paragraph on the wiki that he’s a dog.
@feraligatorade99
4 жыл бұрын
@Darrell Williams more like interspecial? Cows and dogs are completely different species, not races.
@It_Is_Oylenox
4 жыл бұрын
Not saying your wrong, but I looked it up once because I was curious and it said he was a cow
@It_Is_Oylenox
4 жыл бұрын
@Darrell Williams okay
@ShinyShilla
4 жыл бұрын
in my country the cow is in a relationship with a horse
@arabhero10
4 жыл бұрын
Ohhh man that cleaner is gonna have a murderous librarian hunting him down.
@zedo1103
4 жыл бұрын
Ooooooo I won't let u gooooooo
@johnappleseed2609
4 жыл бұрын
He is dead
@r.j.penfold
4 жыл бұрын
Time to learn how to DM so I can make a D&D campaign about this.
@daringcuteseal
3 жыл бұрын
4:33 lol what the heck I just watched the "most insane surgical mistakes" by The Inforgraphics Show and they talked about that
@Toaber
3 жыл бұрын
My dude be speed running 300% in Surgery Simulator lol.
@m3b02
4 жыл бұрын
My brain decided to read the title as "Testicular Revenge"
@mickaelscreations8673
4 жыл бұрын
Man nice brain
@tpayne7020
4 жыл бұрын
Now THAT would be an interesting article!
@Sam-fq5hc
4 жыл бұрын
Ya beat me to it
@Soul-OnFire
3 жыл бұрын
Thats 🐓 and 🏀 torture....
@apiz-chan2550
3 жыл бұрын
@@Soul-OnFire C H I C K E N & B A S K E T B A L L
@shelbyg.8867
4 жыл бұрын
The thing that makes it funnier is that he spends like a second giving a reaction then goes right to the next one.
@jacklow9611
4 жыл бұрын
I fail to see the humor in that. It is annoying as all get out for me.
@Squishy2531
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacklow9611 The fuck kinda grammar is that? Yoda? Cookie Monster? Golem? Dobby?
@dotdot2319
4 жыл бұрын
Dee Wheatland called proper english
@Squishy2531
4 жыл бұрын
@@dotdot2319 Well I'm English and have clue what "It is annoying as all get out for me." Means. Please explain to me so I can have a better understanding of my own language. Thank you.
@joethemallard5514
4 жыл бұрын
Dee Wheatland "all get out" is a phrase that some people use. It's essentially like saying "it is annoying as all heck for me"
@AFancyDuck
10 ай бұрын
4:19 yes they can acshually 🤓 if a goldfish swims in the wrong ocean layer, it will be too salty, too cold, and have too much pressure, and they will drown.
@kingfloridaman5274
3 жыл бұрын
The world record darkest skin one made me laugh because you have to apply for those
@feralcyborggaming1531
4 жыл бұрын
"You don't matter. Worry." Yeah, that sums up my life.
@Totallytala3
4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@mahimrajpandey6271
4 жыл бұрын
You mean your mind?
@feralcyborggaming1531
4 жыл бұрын
@@mahimrajpandey6271 can't it be both?
@mahimrajpandey6271
4 жыл бұрын
@@feralcyborggaming1531 I guess....
@Ackalan
4 жыл бұрын
@@Totallytala3 9:53
@MimuSan.
4 жыл бұрын
For anyone who didn't understand the octopus one, it's a blue-ringed octopus. It's poisonous
@BrenTenkage
4 жыл бұрын
venomous, its poisonous if it kills by you if you eat it, like the blue darted tree frog.
@Future_Doggo
4 жыл бұрын
OCTODAD: THE SECOND FISHMENDMENT
@bec3581
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, was looking for this
@angies8323
4 жыл бұрын
Karma.
@braxtonlimb563
4 жыл бұрын
Thx
@peanuthead4049
3 жыл бұрын
Girl trying to eat octopus: Squidward had enough
@metalandsteel
3 жыл бұрын
10:44 He's going to be so confused when he looks at a tornado
@mirayukinaruse2571
4 жыл бұрын
I love how Robin skips some posts cause they're just terrible to read.
@costco40
4 жыл бұрын
How do 200+ people like this and not even one... ONE.... ☝️, leave any sort of comment🤷♂️
@jamie-tu7vw
4 жыл бұрын
CannaBuddy420 no comment
@bigb222
4 жыл бұрын
“Why is there a 0 birthday candle?” *Cries in 20 years old* Edit: nope, no thanks for likes.
@Zeptrio
4 жыл бұрын
@Xiao Xiao wut ??
@theblabarmy
4 жыл бұрын
*cries in 10, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 and so on years old*
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