bug: it's just larva. kill them. *a class of children die* humans: *menacingly* we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth. we are the masters of earth.
@soffren
Жыл бұрын
And our mastery, does not end with earth.
@ReaVen443
2 жыл бұрын
F*cking Bugs attacked a Schoolship? They got of easy for what they did.
@michaelbarnard8529
9 ай бұрын
Oh, I don’t know. Being turned into a living, conscious, skinsuit for a WMD seems, if not exactly right, at least poetic.
@inkdd1463
Жыл бұрын
From making homemade flamethrowers for roaches to nukes for alien bugs, truly the most human approach
@stinkyfungus
Жыл бұрын
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
@CT-1035
Жыл бұрын
@@stinkyfungus tandem based kenetic rods from god, it ruins even the bedrock, then the nuke
@dragonriderabens9761
Жыл бұрын
*Fortunate Son intensifies*
@ravenschihl4038
Жыл бұрын
I might be a bit late but nuclear flamethrowers any one?
@DoctorRobertNeville
Жыл бұрын
I liked when they said, "You don't kill children, you freakin' bug!" Know this you don't harm our young, elders, or our pets. Lest we send a planet buster bomb to your home world. Of course if we are feeling nice we might just terra-form your world to support our people.
@dwwolf4636
Жыл бұрын
Lifeforms on earth that went after our young had a tendency to go extinct.....
@oakenshadow6763
Жыл бұрын
Don't kill kids. Simple rule of warfair with humans.
@Sly_Wolf
Жыл бұрын
And if you do, do NOT be stupid enough to shoot at the medics of the soldiers curb stomping you. You hurt kids? Genocide. You hurt doc as you get genocides? Geneva checklist.
@kazadori164
2 жыл бұрын
so they attacked a........school bus?
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
2 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@TheMonkey747
Жыл бұрын
"They killed Ms. Frizzle! To WAR!"
@kayakMike1000
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMonkey747 that woman was wanted for child endangerment by no less than three sapient races in six different provinces across the galactic federation.
@standard-carrier-wo-chan
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMonkey747 "You got your wish Arnold. This isn't a field trip. Not anymore."
@bigfatstupidfish2397
Жыл бұрын
The magic military transport
@csi1392
Жыл бұрын
ripley from an alien movie would disagree. when a species invades your home every member there is an enemy combatant
@henrypaleveda7760
3 жыл бұрын
another bug hunt, love me a bug hunt.
@DocWolph
3 жыл бұрын
This was not a hunt. It was an extermination.
@soffren
2 жыл бұрын
@@DocWolph that's just a really REALLY good hunt
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
@ChaosLierLen
2 жыл бұрын
Love me kids Love me bug hunts Simple as
@markuhler2664
Жыл бұрын
Given the hive mind, the humans only killed one sentient being. Just one with many different bodies.
@notafrisbee5907
3 жыл бұрын
Dejavu, I have heard this story before. Still nice tho. How do you select the stories anyway?
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
with an algorithm of course! (its what i call my spreadsheet votes+word count+can be made youtube friendly :D)
@DocWolph
3 жыл бұрын
I think this is an elaboration of a previous story.
@Mephiston
Жыл бұрын
There was another similar story of a chitinous bug species killing a scout troop, only to be murdered by actual soldiers, without nukes or anything.
@Sheldezare
Жыл бұрын
I mean most stories on the sub are following pretty much the same structure: aliens attack humans, aliens make stupid move, humans do some suffering and loss before exterminating aliens and/or winning the girl and the applause of the whole restaurant.
@maplemoth7325
Жыл бұрын
Xenos should really stop attacking our kids. It never ends well for them.
@allenmorgan1007
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@deadinsidemcgee411
Жыл бұрын
FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR HOME OF THE HOLY
@losthero0
10 ай бұрын
Does anyone remember the name of the story on this channel with 4 large aliens landing in earth in a city then killing a crying baby in a mother's arms, she goes insane and attacks them but is also killed, along with others in the crowd who became outraged. Then every subsequent battle across the stars began with the audio clip of a crying baby, a shot, a woman's scream. Always sent every human into a berserker rage.
@mariesalias
10 ай бұрын
We Thought Wrong by Endersgame69. I may be remembering the authors name slightly wrong. I just listened to this story a couple of days ago, so it’s still fresh.
@losthero0
10 ай бұрын
@@mariesalias Awesome! Thank you! Been looking for this one and the other one about us colonizing every Asteroid in the solar system and having a super dense rod being extracted from the sun to be used as a resource for colonization and building, and super dense metals being used to basically make cheap cans for food. Wanted to add both these to my favorites. Thank you again!
@mariesalias
10 ай бұрын
@@losthero0 I’ll have to keep an eye/ear out for the second one, I don’t think I’ve encountered it yet.
@leechowning8728
6 ай бұрын
@@losthero0 "TFOS1123, Our attack was unfortunate." One of my favorites.
@leechowning8728
6 ай бұрын
@@mariesalias TFOS1123 "Our attack was unfortunate". It is... entertaining, as long as you do not mind the idea of overcrowding that would make roaches feel claustrophobic.
@truj6562
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if anyone has brought it up but the doom guy isekai 40k word met the view and like goal. Are you working on that, or Is there enough story left for it?
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately the week of meeting the goal the Author cancelled the series.
@silence___
3 жыл бұрын
Wait what send the link I want to read that
@zadikariamitchell1930
Жыл бұрын
Ah shit, I remember that. It was fun.
@CitrusPeppercorn
Жыл бұрын
So doom guy in 40k meets woppie Goldberg?
@dragonriderabens9761
Жыл бұрын
Wait, what? That’s a thing?
@daleeasternbrat816
Жыл бұрын
Show the Queen the vid of the Mama Elephant Stomping a Crocodile to Death. She really overdid it. She overdid it A Lot. At what point the Croc decided that Attacking a baby Elephant was a really stupid idea is unknown.
@mugenokami2201
6 ай бұрын
Or a hippo dividing a croc without a calculator
@leadingauctions8440
Жыл бұрын
These are the bad ass stories we like
@bradwolf07
Жыл бұрын
And that is why you don't harm our children, Bug Brains
@chrissoto7187
2 жыл бұрын
They got off easily
@discusmaximus
8 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@gretor5114
2 жыл бұрын
Burn them back to bedrock.
@theonetodefyall238
3 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
Kept going
@victortahlor4038
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@Cursedzeba
Жыл бұрын
The only good bug is a dead bug. Nuke em Rico
@larrythompson8630
9 ай бұрын
This lesson needs to be applied today.
@whowhat4573
3 жыл бұрын
Algorithm be pleased.
@purpledevilr7463
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@brisingr12313
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t this sound like it has a Starcraft theme?
@michaelbarnard8529
9 ай бұрын
If it was written in the last few weeks, I would expect it to be based on current events.
@purpledevilr7463
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@kemmli
2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!!
@davidknight1129
Жыл бұрын
I love your channel
@damiennightmaresx7950
Жыл бұрын
hearad it before but the hivemind is different its more ant like and not "WE ARE ALL VESSELS FOR THE QUEEN WE HAVE NO INDEPENT THOUGHT FOR IT IS NOT NESSACRY"
@andreibogoi2530
Жыл бұрын
spacemarins an tiranids warhammer 40k
@michaelbarnard8529
9 ай бұрын
Nah. Too intelligent for that.
@Elyseon
Жыл бұрын
Those hive and empire and warrior types are always such arrogant, pretentious, and cowardly bastards. They act all high and mighty when mowing down the defenseless but soil themselves once the "inferiors" fight back.
@saxquest
2 жыл бұрын
That is a messed up story
@PoliceTelephoneBox
Жыл бұрын
Subpar story. The idea that humans would send a school bus to uncharted space or that they'd be stupid enough to nuke another species without some sort of diplomacy and risk war with another space fairing species is stupid as hell. Great reading though!
@deadinsidemcgee411
Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen people drown wasps in ranch dressing. The resounding conclusion made by the comments section was in multiple versions. One response was, “get that mfer”, another was “the ranch didn’t deserve this”. You really think humanity wouldn’t choose violence if aliens slaughtered children? Especially BUG xenos? Nah, personally speaking I’d go full 40k on their asses.
@VadulTharys
Жыл бұрын
Alien space faring bugs that kill boy scouts out on a tour would be exterminated. Humans don't tolerate bugs that kill kids, on earth or in space.
@dorthvoder9375
Жыл бұрын
Agree with the one above
@dorthvoder9375
Жыл бұрын
And there was bothing known in space so there would have to be no precautions, like taking a bus to a national park and discovering an armada.
@Sora_SlimeCat
Жыл бұрын
@@dorthvoder9375 The wasps are armed and want your flesh! The school did not anticipate this! The military will remedy that soon, though.
@asandrewsilvaw
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@elfeater1760
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@Monster_Ink
3 жыл бұрын
Hehe For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@Seisoks
3 жыл бұрын
early !
@babla69420
Жыл бұрын
They should've been enslaved as fodder, that's their punishment
@michaelbarnard8529
9 ай бұрын
They had tissue samples, and apparently the ability to either clone or resurrect the transport bug. Who says they didn’t keep them as fodder?
@918guy
5 ай бұрын
My names Slim and I'm from Buenos Aires!..... Would you like to know more?
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