I literally laughed out loud at this as soon as I realized Humanity thought this was more tourism than anything. That was an amazing plot twist, lol!
@ivanrubiomorales2759
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@davidtherwhanger6795
3 жыл бұрын
exactly what I was thinking.
@Sharkakaka
3 жыл бұрын
It was tourism, the Kzils were the ones that didn't understand they helped us. Win-win really
@bkane573
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of so much of the random shit that happened during the British Empire.
@USS_Grey_Ghost
Жыл бұрын
@@bkane573 dam there museum
@sherylcascadden4988
2 жыл бұрын
So... the aliens attempt to financially ruin us via the internet was caught by our A.I.s and used as a way to benefit financially?
@involuntaryanalysis
Жыл бұрын
Then The Krzils get attacked. Ok the humans should be arriv...... HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BIG FLEET! Human radio chatter: The fuck, are they lining up for a broadside? **howls of derisive laughter ensue** (still laughing) open fire. The Krzils command: Incoming hyperdrive signals. Hostile fleet immediately ripped to shreds. Krizls: stunned silence Continuing human radio chatter: ...and THAT, ladies and mentlegents, is what happens when you strap a hyperdrive onto a tungsten-carbide rod and point it at a ship. Krizls: stunned silence continues.... Realization sets in. Existential terror sets in.
@mint2470
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@KP-dy1yq
11 ай бұрын
Newton. Still the most dangerous man in space 😂
@MiniCerberus991
Жыл бұрын
The xenos, 50 years down the line when a human explains tourism to them: ... oh for frick sakes
@MrShiki1134
3 жыл бұрын
holy crap.... its like the krizls are the rich kid besfriend you had from childhood who would buy things for the whole gang...
@jaimehuizar6727
2 жыл бұрын
I never had that person in a friend group
@jaimehuizar6727
2 жыл бұрын
And no I wasn't that friend
@Inufan2005
3 жыл бұрын
As other stories have said, Humanity is a truly insane species lol
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
that they are
@TheStarMachine2000
Жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril don't you mean, "That we are"?
@66Lynnie
Жыл бұрын
Yes we are however some of have a better handle on it than others
@lupaswolfshead9971
Жыл бұрын
@@TheStarMachine2000 we are the watchers ehehe
@TheStarMachine2000
Жыл бұрын
@@lupaswolfshead9971 ohno On the other hand, you mind zapping me away? Of this mortal coil or two another planet are both acceptable options
@w1953
3 жыл бұрын
...And so an interstellar horde of Twoflower impersonators arrive, I can't wait to hear about their Luggage!
@89Keith
Жыл бұрын
Personally I'm waiting on the in-sure-ants
@ComradeCommissarYuri
Жыл бұрын
Intergalactic luggage 😂
@jameson1239
3 жыл бұрын
It’s good until one occupying solider either slips of and says there and occupying force or do something stupid which like try and arrest someone
@noppornwongrassamee8941
2 жыл бұрын
As long as the soldier doesn't abuse their occupying powers - and it sounds like they won't - the humans will just shrug it off as delusions of grandeur. God knows, they've probably dealt with worse from entitled HUMAN tourists.
@jameson1239
2 жыл бұрын
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 yes but the human tourists aren’t usually armed
@noppornwongrassamee8941
2 жыл бұрын
@@jameson1239 Why does that matter? As long as the soldiers are well behaved and only use their weapons when it's completely justified (self defense, detaining actual criminals), most people won't have a problem with them. If anything, people will feel MORE secure around such trustworthy people because they know the "guests" are doubling as security guards.
@jameson1239
2 жыл бұрын
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the batch and if they’re anything like us there will be those bad apples
@antodiyo7523
Жыл бұрын
@@jameson1239 there's already some bad apple "the patriotic xenophobes" 16:20
@andyknolls8735
Жыл бұрын
The lesson to take away from this, do not militarize travago!
@eliandervalderen5849
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this was Bloody brilliant. Thanks for the great reading
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@scott644
Жыл бұрын
It was clearly an invasion, but they changed perspective and made it their own victory. It's always a matter of perspective.
@NusianceValue
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Ai on both sides decided to have a chat in private to avoid a war tbh
@Neteruk
Жыл бұрын
And that's why AI's are epic.
@bewarethegreyghost
2 жыл бұрын
The first half of this story sounds uncomfortably like American immigration policy.
@akmon3490
Жыл бұрын
Na man , the alien are all documented through the proper channels and on the second half the check cleared . When have you hear asylum seekers to pay for the hotel after the first week and help the local police force
@leightondoswell453
9 ай бұрын
😂 I must have laughed out loud about 5 times. Great work.
@NXTangl
6 ай бұрын
Let others boast of martial dash For we have boldly fought with cash We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose. -Ankh-Morpork National Anthem
@allenmorgan1007
2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@AgroSquerril
2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@ivanrubiomorales2759
3 жыл бұрын
I forsaw something like that...this is interesting
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
:)
@peekakuchu6878
3 жыл бұрын
Lol amazing lol... Dude deserves the novel peace prize 🤣😂 FTA!? You know what's crazy... If you do a reaction video to a trending music group U would get views, for example K-pop their top global groups like BTS or blackpink U would get so many views it doesn't matter how obscure the content creator is...KZitem will definitely list them down how's that FTA lol
@ragnorockcookie2868
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆 eliens got Lokie trick by humans
@lupaswolfshead9971
Жыл бұрын
ah an 18-30 holiday package to spain
@tonyroldan2437
Жыл бұрын
There's always a 3rd, 4th. 5th, 6th option+
@brianlips8346
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the story 😊
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
3 жыл бұрын
For the Prophet
@Elyseon
Жыл бұрын
Occupation? Trivago.
@eleethtahgra7182
2 жыл бұрын
Wait...thats not how u play stellaris...
@barelyasurvivor1257
Жыл бұрын
Great story
@notafrisbee5907
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao. 10/10
@hdcandela5697
3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding.....
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
:)
@jimmycoyote74
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@purpledevilr7463
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@ironworksdragon6843
3 жыл бұрын
Bob the dragon
@bobsterclause342
3 жыл бұрын
Merica, get conquered and like it.
@purpledevilr7463
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm!
@jeroylenkins1745
3 жыл бұрын
fur da alporillin
@victortahlor4038
Жыл бұрын
Thank You for the reading
@Monster_Ink
3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@unspacy2099ad
Жыл бұрын
epic !!!!love it
@MrArthoz
Жыл бұрын
Sadly I rather say this fiction is anchored to reality. There is a book called "Hikayat Abdullah" a biography of his time during the colonial era in Southeast Asia. He recorded testimonials from common peasants how they would be happier to live under British Imperialism because of the stability it promised. The time was harsh after the fall of the Malaccan empire. Malaya was then a crown jewel of the British empire. The revenue from us was so high even the taxes more than enough to finance the dreadnought HMS Malaya which at that time the biggest and most advance class of battleship. But then the good time ends. After ww2 and giving us independence, during the Thatcher era they were very insultingly oppressive and proven to be untrustworthy trade partner...so in the end with "Guthrie Dawn Raid" operation, we hammered the final nail on the coffin of the British empire.
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