"You're trying to get with my girlfriend!" "I'm gay!" "You're lying" "Here's a picture of me kissing my boyfriend!" "Wow okay, you don't have to shove your sexuality down my throat"
@randompersonprobably4688
Жыл бұрын
ikr that annoyed me so much-
@Randsomm
Жыл бұрын
"you are not gay. Don't show me you're gay!"
@randompersonprobably4688
Жыл бұрын
@@Randsomm it's such terrible logic-
@nauuuurrrrr
Жыл бұрын
@@randompersonprobably4688 fr. This guy had to defend himself cus he was being threatened. Saying "i am in a relationship, for proof here is my partner and i am not attracted to the gender of your partner", and then this person was like wow don't shove it in my face, like what was he supposed to do?
@randompersonprobably4688
Жыл бұрын
@@nauuuurrrrr it's a lose-lose situation with idiots like this :(
@Matt_Wildcard_Webster
3 жыл бұрын
Jack's sudden change in demeanour when the fan artist doesn't actually watch the channel. I love it
@cornnflaek6234
3 жыл бұрын
Jack: He’s speaking gibberish! The Ancient Romans: 👁👄👁
@Snaaqs
3 жыл бұрын
I mean Latin does look like gibberish ngl
@wheelsndealz
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, just kinda makes Jack look like an idiot.
@owyemen9367
3 жыл бұрын
@@wheelsndealz the guy probably thought it was gibberish and just happened to make it sound like a language
@paticusmaximus12
3 жыл бұрын
The original quote used before the complete extermination of everybody in Jerusalem by the crudaders is....kill them all god knows his own. So its been a stupid thing for near 1000 years
@AlexGironHdZ
3 жыл бұрын
@@Snaaqs Latin looks more like Spanish that it looks like gibberish
@The_Olive_Dragon
3 жыл бұрын
These people are the physical embodiment of the name “Xx *Drag0nSlayer* xX”
@chilloha6464
3 жыл бұрын
Or +*8*#9108+*subway SW
@jerrythemouse2439
3 жыл бұрын
Xx *Drag0nSlayer* xX
@enderstone3604
3 жыл бұрын
NO Xx42069asseater69420xX
@Zarkoneous
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but isn't that a type of adult toy?...
@vict0riathefangirl
3 жыл бұрын
They are literally definition of Jake/popular/hot/alpha wolf/god of darkness/immortal/has anger issues/blah blah blah-
@TheEngieTF2
3 жыл бұрын
Skulls on T-Shirt: **exists** "Edgy" people: *I AM DEATH REINCARNATE*
@radioactiveboi842
3 жыл бұрын
lmao seeing someone wearing a skull shirt with black ripped jeans can send you to cringe mode real fast
@denyhaguilar679
3 жыл бұрын
Sid from Toy Story: *amIajoketoyou?*
@flinflam
2 жыл бұрын
@@denyhaguilar679 Ngl, Sid is basically the movie character of iamverybadass
@HighOnCaffine9623
Жыл бұрын
death reincarnate with their farts only, which they seem to love the smell of
@cerealamog
Жыл бұрын
@@HighOnCaffine9623 what kind of people are you around
@Srinkbuttfart
3 жыл бұрын
Emkay can humiliate anyone and humiliate themselves at the same time and I love it.
@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
3 жыл бұрын
I’m not very badass so I have a low chance of getting humiliated 😎
@soup-flavored-soup6613
3 жыл бұрын
Just all of emkay?
@veteranofbaal8232
3 жыл бұрын
Someone admitted to eating hands
@thesinister9624
3 жыл бұрын
Wich one?
@undeadfries3950
3 жыл бұрын
Always great when people humiliate themselves
@Lilly_watermelonsugar
3 жыл бұрын
Jack does have a very nice answer to the "this is worse than a period" thing. Sure, some pain might be worse, definitely for the lucky ones who don't have painfull periods. But that crap comes back every month. With all the hormonal stuff being angry at you for not having a baby, or whatever reason hormones make you feel like crap.
@MangoPop
3 жыл бұрын
I remember having my son. He has an adorable pumpkin head and I pleaded for an epidural I wanted to give birth naturally like my mom did but nope nope nope 🤣
@Lilly_watermelonsugar
3 жыл бұрын
@@MangoPop well...i got induced. And when nothing happened they gave me medication to start contractions. I was on that stuff from 8 30 till 15 00. And i wasn't dialating.....so then i begged for epidural too. I was exhausted. Only for it to become a c section at 22 00. It was hell
@tyler8364
3 жыл бұрын
Little does he know, Jack was a few syllables from summoning a demon with a fedora
@Sarah_88
3 жыл бұрын
as a latin speaker i can tell that idiot (not jack) used google translate because of how poorly the sentence is formatted
@IMikalottafriends
3 жыл бұрын
The ayuwoki Michael Jackson heehee? (If you get where that's from, be my friend)
@Terrarian329
3 жыл бұрын
Do you speak of Well Actually?
@IMikalottafriends
3 жыл бұрын
@@Terrarian329 .........wha-
@Batcena
3 жыл бұрын
Dante?
@sophiedenise
3 жыл бұрын
What's funny about these "badass" people is their grammatical errors and misspelled words with swearing then they think they're super cool lmao
@aakashsuryavanshisuryavans9011
3 жыл бұрын
Especially when the use “😂” and “🤣” in every sentence to either how smart they are or to show how superior they are which is really cringe ngl
@radioactiveboi842
3 жыл бұрын
hey dont try to mess with us or we will exi"cute" you with pure stong poonch. I am sooo tall (9'11) and only planes can take me down
@koalaray_sketches
3 жыл бұрын
@@radioactiveboi842 I see what you did there....
@radioactiveboi842
3 жыл бұрын
@@koalaray_sketches hehe...
@mad_huntress_8796
3 жыл бұрын
When you start to type an extremely emotionally filled response or comment to something, your ability to spell and actually type something becomes strangely hard.
@jotarokujo159
3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: If you punch someone hard enough in the kidney, you could cause internal bleeding. Don't do this Edit: Honestly I don’t care if you do this anymore
@sophiedenise
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that life saving tip, I'm gonna stop doing that to my brother from now on lemme just dig up the yard to say sorry...
@dylanflores2508
3 жыл бұрын
Too late
@DanDoesStuffs
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip. I will do this when my friend tries to fight me.
@thunderwavetheboss1252
3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean do this
@riddertommy
3 жыл бұрын
Challenge accepted
@clickclock7853
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm 6'2" and 90kg" That's literally 200 lbs, he's throwing that around like it means he's strong
@epsilon-eleven
3 жыл бұрын
That's 5 lbs. over the average weight. He's really bragging about being average. 😄
@popeofsimps2924
2 жыл бұрын
@@epsilon-eleven I bet his name is Joe Bob
@thedarklrd6714
2 жыл бұрын
Mans really trying to scare people who don't know the metric system
@TheImperialSoviet
Жыл бұрын
Most people who are 6 ft aren't even 180, being 200 and that tall means you're either fat as fuck or you're cappin'.
@honeybrained
3 жыл бұрын
Are we just gonna ignore Jacks whispered disapproval and growling orrr-
@artemispage6405
3 жыл бұрын
No, no we're not. We're either gonna start simping or go touch some grass! And I currently live in a place that has basically no grass to speak of, soooo guess we're going with option 1! Everybody aboard the simp train, woot woot! :D
@@Terrarian329 not sure if this is what you meant but starts around 17:58
@RuSosan
3 жыл бұрын
Not to brag or anything, but when I was but five years old, I faced down a growling dog, tried to pet it anyway, got bit really frigging hard on my wrist and didn't even cry. At all. That's right, I passed out from the pain like a little female pup so i couldn't cry until I woke up again.
@makkerstef
3 жыл бұрын
Hol up
@tonypeppermint5329
3 жыл бұрын
Huh.
@radioactiveboi842
3 жыл бұрын
OMG you're so strong can I have an autograph (pretend that I'm one of your alt accout)
@spawnpoint111
3 жыл бұрын
ngl i killed a man when i was a fetus
@Terrarian329
3 жыл бұрын
@@spawnpoint111 sir....
@sc1the
3 жыл бұрын
Those skull photos with unironic text around them are the WORST. They’re only good if they’re ironic
@kitculinary1581
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the use of latin to seem tuff
@spindless
3 жыл бұрын
@@kitculinary1581 [makes a latin threat at you] like bro if you wanted to use gibberish use polish or something bdksbkag
@packleaderjeff2142
3 жыл бұрын
Born to shit, forced to wipe.
@hoshyro
3 жыл бұрын
And spitting Latin sayings to look cool xD
@blueyapsulesenjoyer1491
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@localidiot1334
3 жыл бұрын
I'm obviously not the first person to come up with this, but even though being kicked on the junk probably hurts more than period pain, you're not being kicked for hours in end for like 3-4 days and also those people should stop making pain into a competition
@cryoflip5841
3 жыл бұрын
3-4 days every month for about 40 years
@anonymousperson9370
3 жыл бұрын
@@cryoflip5841 and as you age it becomes 5-7 days, the cramping pain gets worse, and you hate basically everything
@sumnibba9112
3 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousperson9370 And the chance's of getting hit on the balls (as in not fighting someone) are pretty low and you have to be just unlucky
@davidharris3028
3 жыл бұрын
Is it weird I wanna experience the pain of period cramps or women birth? Idk why I'm just curious.
@localidiot1334
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidharris3028 I wouldn't say so. If it's just to know like you're suggesting, there doesn't sound like there's much wrong with it.
@korb9664
3 жыл бұрын
7:38 Plot twist: The dude got killed by a camper in a game, and he got so mad he hit his cardboard wall
@insaincaldo
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist?
@Kevin_Theadore1
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah and also same
@aznfresh4
3 жыл бұрын
Mm2 in a nutshell:
@cheeplethebulldog1420
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats about right. We hate them but until the Wanderlust camper playstyle becomes popular, he wont have to worry about campers, just campers that MOVE.
@InsertFunnyThingHere
2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the implication there
@RG-cs9gg
3 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what it means when a dog shows their teeth?"... Yeah. It means I'm home from work and my dog is excited to see me, in conjunction with the howling noise and the tail wagging. Love my boy's smile.
@radioactiveboi842
3 жыл бұрын
or he is hungry. not lying my dog sometimes "smiles?" when he's hungry and I still have no idea why does he do that
@ult_mpx
3 жыл бұрын
Guys, he got that from a DMX song! DMX - Ain't No Way
@mineshnissanka7139
3 жыл бұрын
he do be a good boi
@movedaccountscyayalls7119
3 жыл бұрын
D'aww
@cheeplethebulldog1420
3 жыл бұрын
Or its a bulldog.
@cooldoge3173
3 жыл бұрын
Emkay: *uploads* Everyone:[happiness noises]
@blue_dood5373
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sophiedenise
3 жыл бұрын
It's good to be alive when EmKay uploaaaadddsss
@-beanz-8829
3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@thebababoeyman4840
3 жыл бұрын
People who haves notifications on: HAH, JHAHAHAHA,HAH, H A H
@moon-serenade_
3 жыл бұрын
*[everyone liked that]*
@averagetag87
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm satisfied when I see some carnage" , sir this is a Wendys
@Whathefox.
3 жыл бұрын
Here's your burger sir, now please leave
@johnprice6271
3 жыл бұрын
"I will be a real feminine puppy dog" I can't- I am laughing so hard right now! That has been the best way I've ever seen B!### be censored and it was said perfectly!
@pettyofficer1192
3 жыл бұрын
Stop canceling me!*proceeds to speak latin*
@Sarah_88
3 жыл бұрын
lmao right
@Sarah_88
3 жыл бұрын
bruh as a latin speaker i can tell he used google translate because of how poorly the sentence is structured
@cumunist2120
3 жыл бұрын
eat mihi asinum tata
@insaincaldo
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sarah_88 It's actually a quote.
@omnical6135
3 жыл бұрын
@@insaincaldo the dude who said the quote used google translate
@101Henchmen
3 жыл бұрын
The 1st guy out here speaking Minecraft enchanting table trying to be badass Edit: Okay so I know it's Latin now, thanks to the replies for pointing it out
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
3 жыл бұрын
It means "Kill them. God knows his own". It's a phrase said by a commander of the Albigensian Crusade before the massacre of Bèziers
@nickwhite5460
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, he's so cringe, he basically said: "Die, for i am the leader here" in latin, he's soooo badass
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
3 жыл бұрын
@@nickwhite5460 No, he's saying "Let God kill the Liberals, Socialists, and others. God would never harm a Christian like me"
@victory7302
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it’s just Latin
@chickennuggets9162
3 жыл бұрын
minecraft enchantment table be speaking morse code
@mouthyschannel2474
3 жыл бұрын
That really summed up homophobes: “Whatever, you’re not gay” “This is proof I am gay” “WHOA WHOS WHY YOU GOTTA BE IN MY FACE ABOUT IT”
@DevilGvts
3 жыл бұрын
*threatens to beat a guy up over talking to a girl* Don't shove your sexuality in my face bro
@RoyalGuardEziode
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah :I
@iheartnishiki0
3 жыл бұрын
Yooo the hiv spreaders, go go them hivers
@RoyalGuardEziode
3 жыл бұрын
@@iheartnishiki0 everyone an hiv spreader
@InsertFunnyThingHere
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where they openly say later to someone "i don't mind them as long as they are not too pushy and jerky about it"
@gavinlangston603
3 жыл бұрын
Jack is the level of sarcastic I aspire to be.
@Whathefox.
3 жыл бұрын
same
@dumbseth2219
3 жыл бұрын
Kid who’s have a hair style that cover there eyes :I’m half demon
@mce1159
3 жыл бұрын
I can possess you because I have my hair over one of my eyes so therefore I’m a demon
@RememberYourSafeword
3 жыл бұрын
As somebody who styles my hair like that: i only do that because I like how my hair parts when it falls over my eye 💀
@dumbseth2219
3 жыл бұрын
BlanketFort try me i drank holy water 5years ago
@perhaps5095
3 жыл бұрын
My eye is glowing blue under this hair I swear I'm Sans
@dr.vandanasingh9452
3 жыл бұрын
English where?
@wd3719
3 жыл бұрын
Fake emo kid: “the world isnt ready for this monster” Me: yeah, we are not ready for iq this low
@maddi3787
3 жыл бұрын
Don't associate them with the emos, just call them what they are: an outcast. Lmao.
@wd3719
3 жыл бұрын
@@maddi3787 LMAO
@cheeplethebulldog1420
3 жыл бұрын
The world aint ready for a monster like him. They faced WAY worse monsters.
@nathanstarkey2992
Жыл бұрын
Nah man he was just talking about his energy drink, the world isn't ready for the intense flavors
@TabbyCatq
Жыл бұрын
@@nathanstarkey2992 ahhdbeiwhznsk 💀💀
@popeofsimps2924
2 жыл бұрын
7:00 “I feel satisfied when I see some carnage” Carnage: *happy symbiote noises*
@name-uh5ee
3 жыл бұрын
11:15 You realize he's 6'7" with super human speed strength and healing abilities, yeah you ain't beating him up, you'll break your hand anywhere you hit
@decepticusprevails
3 жыл бұрын
also fairly sure he's immortal so even if the "badass" managed to do anything to him, he'd come back and probably be kinda mad about it.
@name-uh5ee
3 жыл бұрын
@@decepticusprevails if you shot him in the face 10 times with a shotgun at a range of about 3 feet he'd just come back and be mad
@upgradedsg1tea
3 жыл бұрын
I click on video, I hear heavenly lisp.
@jakewashburn9419
3 жыл бұрын
@Prince Igmo use an adblocker
@CatsOverBrats
3 жыл бұрын
I got endometriosis so two middle fingers sent to the guy saying women over do our pain. It feels like having my uterus carved out of my body with a rusty spoon... often for 4-6 hours straight with no break.
@RedBronz
2 жыл бұрын
that’s sad, hope you get better ✨
@tammycasuscelli8454
3 жыл бұрын
8:22 "and that is!... MY LONG FINGERS!"
@seriousserialcereal5388
2 жыл бұрын
I love how people use that quote from Walter to come off as badass. There’s nothing more badass than verbally abusing your already terrified wife.
@Scigh-on
3 жыл бұрын
"I've bounced peoples heads off my car" really? me too! when I was five I threw my stuffed animals at my mums focus.
@lisaty5937
2 жыл бұрын
Haha, thanks for clearing that part of the video up for me, I accidentally heard/read 'bounced people' s cars off my head' and I was very confused.
@thedarklrd6714
2 жыл бұрын
Hocus pocus there's pizza on your focus
@WayToVibe
3 жыл бұрын
[replying to a guy who claimed his one-time accident is worse than period pain]: "If you can just do that once a month for us, buddy, then we'll talk." Real feminism. Thanks for this.
@stephaniesheep1147
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how much nicer they would be without the accident
@owyemen9367
2 жыл бұрын
CBT
@imaspookycat
5 ай бұрын
Yeah, @@stephaniesheep1147, they might have gotten brain damage from the accident
@thatonebagel6961
2 жыл бұрын
13:55 THIS is next level and dangerous. My mother had a friend who is now dead because a doctor refused to see her at the hospital since women "over exaggerate pain" and "she just has cramps, I have more important thing." One of her organs (I do not remember) had ruptured and she died in the waiting room with my mom, since she used to work at that hospital. My mother quit soon afterwards, but if he didn't leave after my mothers been gone, he is still there. Mysogyny be hittin different--
@cobrasharkgaming7830
3 жыл бұрын
Man, I don’t use a nightlight Random stranger: *r/Iamverybadass*
@jesusmendoza297
3 жыл бұрын
r/Iamverybadass
@pr_gr8760
3 жыл бұрын
You are, indeed, very badass.
@moonly1443
3 жыл бұрын
@@pr_gr8760 r/Iamverybadass
@movedaccountscyayalls7119
3 жыл бұрын
i use lightmode
@hoxton4068
2 жыл бұрын
@@movedaccountscyayalls7119 calm down satan holy shit!
@Mothman1992
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just imagine that black coffee guy. Starbucks cups are opaque no one would even know what he's drinking yet he assumes they'd be embarrassed because he's drinking black coffee... imagine ordering a dronk at starbucks and catching this guy trying to lock eyes with you while drinking Starbucks
@epsilon-eleven
3 жыл бұрын
I have to wonder how fragile his masculinity is, if it's threatened by the mere idea of drinking something that tastes good.
@samyare8744
3 жыл бұрын
I died laughing over the "nicely shaped sausage" Part. Love the vids Emkay
@Cyupidoli
2 жыл бұрын
10:17 "nicely shaped sausage "
@lexicatoire4972
3 жыл бұрын
Jack- "Give us a Dalek reference, come on!!" Me- *Happiness noise*
@quinnception631
2 жыл бұрын
exterminate!
@thewholecircus
3 жыл бұрын
11:05 "mercy is not in my dictionary" reminds me of that like in Nick Cage's ghost rider movie where a villain is pleading for mercy, and he says, and I kid you not: "I'm all out of mercy." I quote this daily
@endislayerb9850
3 жыл бұрын
8:29 how does Jack manage to change the OG, post into the weirdest things.
@sonias_starlight
3 жыл бұрын
14:06 That moment when you remember the article some scientists wrote saying that period pains could be as painful as a heart attack: 🍵
@Whathefox.
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not even a girl, I can bet it's probably really fucking painful
@sonias_starlight
3 жыл бұрын
@@Whathefox. It is, I assure you. Chocolate is the only saviour.
@OhHai
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that these was posted 51 seconds ago and yet there are already 13 comments including me
@morningstar1385
3 жыл бұрын
Jack: *Gets close to the mic and speaks deeply to be intimidating* Me: Jokes on you! I'm into that shit!
@gold7929
3 жыл бұрын
1:24 jamie olver putting Chili jam haiyaaa
@TeaTime._
3 жыл бұрын
"I don't live in darkness, DARKNESS LIVES IN ME" Everyone has darkness in them. Since the parts of the body like bones. lungs, and liver. and their inside your body so everyone has darkness in them. Especcially your mind
@epsilon-eleven
3 жыл бұрын
SAYS YOU I SWALLOWED A GLOWSTICK
@TeaTime._
3 жыл бұрын
@@epsilon-eleven no way. Thats impossible! Unless if the glowstick is really big you could eat it 😮
@larkaltaccount2654
3 жыл бұрын
The chant type thing in the first image is Latin, it translates to “Kill them. For the lord knows who are his”, very badass
@nickr288
2 жыл бұрын
very badly translated on OP of screenshot’s part. directly translates to “kill them. knows for master who they are”
@charax-1
3 жыл бұрын
"I challenge any female to last three rounds against me" Female wrestlers: don't mind if I do!
@redmarker970
3 жыл бұрын
me: *pulls out shotgun* mk
@Baconcatboy
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to tell you. Men will still win
@aureliusrex7827
3 жыл бұрын
@@Baconcatboy Depends, bruv
@Baconcatboy
3 жыл бұрын
@@aureliusrex7827 ig if for some reason the dude didnt hit puberty
@aureliusrex7827
3 жыл бұрын
@@Baconcatboy the OP said female wrestlers, I'm sure one of them could beat a normal everyday man
@strandeddata4500
3 жыл бұрын
“very nicely shaped sausage” 😭😭 im dead
@shinobifujin
3 жыл бұрын
12:45 - Cracked me up
@awesomestyles
3 жыл бұрын
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 209 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@appleroad4415
3 жыл бұрын
You’re trying too hard to get a response dude don’t copy and paste 30 seconds after release
@yesman6392
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@randomcutie819
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@j3LLS..FiSH_
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@MaskeReiign
3 жыл бұрын
Meh-
@nomualternate9625
3 жыл бұрын
I like to think of Emkay as one person with major split personality disorder canonically whomst he changes voices with.
@Whathefox.
3 жыл бұрын
What kind of sadist are you?
@ricardoorizaga1746
3 жыл бұрын
10:00 slowly turns into tf2 soldier but pitched up
@joeysopinion4463
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like a pirate to me
@orangu
3 жыл бұрын
10:39 "Well aren't you gorgeous" 15:07 "But the basketball coach" 15:21 "He begged me 10 times" Jack, I think you should take a break
@tonyshakur7203
2 жыл бұрын
12:34 omg how cute they are, and also what for a great timestamp :-)
@moxxy3565
3 жыл бұрын
0:18 had some weird aunty donna energy
@eggsbendeddic9296
3 жыл бұрын
"O La Tutti Accoppati, O La Vittoria" "we either win, or we all die" "guess I'll die"
@Terrarian329
3 жыл бұрын
Sir why the demon summoning?
@eggsbendeddic9296
3 жыл бұрын
what tf are you talking about?
@fritzvicious
3 жыл бұрын
“O la vittoria, o tutti accoppati” Or “You could’ve told me we were doing a suicide mission”
@smooth585
3 жыл бұрын
6:55 the most satisfying thing is when its heavily raining and you are in your room alone playing games
@vanessaatalanta2475
3 жыл бұрын
8:51 so this guys trains in this art but also thinks that the "hardened bamboo" is called rattan. And he keeps calling them sticks. Very knowledgeable my dude.
@rameball
3 жыл бұрын
6:49 all I could think was 'k edgelord, its time to start sanding down those edges'
@user-fn3py8hv9p
3 жыл бұрын
9:01 oh you’re giving me two sticks? Guess you haven’t heard of the martial arts called Arnis
@spimmey763
3 жыл бұрын
(3:52) I like the that he said "ass-butt" in an attempt to save himself, that cracked me up lol
@Bubbleslikesartsometimes2241
3 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is basically just ‘I’m so strong, challenge me and regret it.’
@epsilon-eleven
3 жыл бұрын
But said in the voice of the "I have the power of God and anime on my side" kid.
@Bubbleslikesartsometimes2241
3 жыл бұрын
@@epsilon-eleven I agree.
@justpie69
3 жыл бұрын
This sub reminds me of when I was 8 and just saw naruto and said stuff like "Don't mess with me, or you'll feel the wrath of the demon within me" or "I'm gonna use my ultimate move if you mess with me" and I feel the cringe in my kidneys every time I look back on it
@a-Cat-doing-Cat-Stuff
3 жыл бұрын
12:54 jack you just don´t understand the monster is not him but the loneliness he feels
@mcblue7156
2 жыл бұрын
14:00 plot twist it was when he was 7, had training wheels, it was literally nothing but a scratch, and when he called the lift he was crying because it was his mom right behind him watching him ride his bike XD
@mrbeefy604
3 жыл бұрын
2:03 Caillou grew up
@thatonechick6747
3 жыл бұрын
That genuinely looks like my ex boyfriend in the thumbnail and he was that type of dude. I broke up with him and he tried manipulating me to get me back but he was really bad at it so it was kind of funny knowing he was putting on this big sob story because I left him n he didn't like that
@andrewscubes2147
3 жыл бұрын
6:17 this kid looks like 10 year old me but with my autism and nose size increased by 50%
@yvetteszentesi6077
3 жыл бұрын
*(Shiver)* .. .. .. The narrator is genuinely scary and morbidly entertaining at the same time. A really curious thing .. :)
@gunsandroses896
3 жыл бұрын
The middle finger was only cool in medieval times when there was a risk of archers getting it cut off. Nowadays it's just cringe.
@Whathefox.
3 жыл бұрын
Finally, it has a use!
@epsilon-eleven
3 жыл бұрын
You still have fingers? Hey guys, look at this nerd who still has fingers! **wriggles upper tentacles**
@w.reidripley1968
Жыл бұрын
TWO fingers, son. Try pulling a bow of grownup draw weight with just one finger. Really, you want three on the string. You want to know which way the cock feather goes, too.
@somedogwithinternetaccess3202
3 жыл бұрын
7:37 it's funnier to think that it was a camper who broke the wall not him
@jamesevans1176
3 жыл бұрын
13:08 probably the whole being young and not knowing how to cope with depression, yeah, or other mental illness. I know when I was in high school I tried to seem "cool" despite having maybe 5 friends, and definitely being the weird kid, because of my own issues with mental health
@user-vz5wu8ty3z
3 жыл бұрын
It's so much more powerful to treat these guys like you're their actual father "I BOUNCE PEOPLES HEADS OFF MY CAR" "Whatever you say, champ. Hey, isn't it past your bedtime?"
@codeinexrist
3 жыл бұрын
"wrap it up, bud. it's time for your hourly snack and chocolate milk."
@radornic2387
3 жыл бұрын
Jack just has the best witty and comedic narrations in emkay. I might even say he's as good if not better than Damien. Great job jack, you're great!
@tomahoratiu-andreas442
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I too am 10 feet tall, can lift an elephant with one hand and when someone makes me mad, mY ALphA InsTiNcTs aCtiVaTe aNd I cOuLd KiLL somEOne iN a SeConD Also all the ladies tOtALLy wAnT mE And I drink coffee without milk (like a big boy) and when I finish the drink everyone claps
@arcadeinvader8086
3 жыл бұрын
1:13 oh my god the irony lmao
@anothercub6958
3 жыл бұрын
The chaos in this video is just, *chefs kiss*
@trippinonfebreeze7198
3 жыл бұрын
8:41 I, on behalf of 13 year olds apologize for this one’s actions. Trust me, we’re not all like this
@alextheroyale46
3 жыл бұрын
10:50 I nearly choked on my bagel
@blastoid37
3 жыл бұрын
F
@Jack_Woods
3 жыл бұрын
17:58 The Religion teacher when I write God in lowercase
@eitur.creations.official
10 ай бұрын
3:47 | I love this guy's narration, just as silly as Robin, but I'm sittin on my couch tryin not to bust out laughin with the way he plays it out "God- I spelled leave wrong *sobbing*"
@Knicklich
3 жыл бұрын
00:08 he's summoning Satan
@zanejohnson3529
3 жыл бұрын
I like how the guy said that he was 5'8 and he could fight someone who is twice his size.
@neon4635
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best Emkay video ever
@eye_know_what_you_did348
3 жыл бұрын
I am going to go eat a banana 🍌 Edit: It was good
@wawawa777
3 жыл бұрын
cool
@sarahvanrooyen7280
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@eckel_winterx
3 жыл бұрын
Damn wish I had one
@soloriyeovin5011
3 жыл бұрын
Do it again
@smiley408
3 жыл бұрын
@@eckel_winterx check your legs
@jarihoogendoorn5823
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: platypusses have poison. Also, i have arived, i just rang your doorbell
@jarihoogendoorn5823
3 жыл бұрын
I took a sleep break, thats why it took so long
@peskypigeonx
3 жыл бұрын
ooh my carnage burger is here
@SplatMack
Жыл бұрын
In the intro, Jack complimenting me always makes my day.
@rule34artist33
Жыл бұрын
0:06 basically a Latinized version of a bible verse. I guess? I am going based off google translate.
@vendetta111_
3 жыл бұрын
yt: 46 comments me: oh cool can i see them? yt: no💕💕
@sarahvanrooyen7280
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@unxtraordinary
3 жыл бұрын
For that one dude who thinks period pain is overdone, can't relate. Happen to be one of the lucky ladies who just happens to find blood and realises they are on their period due to not getting cramps or anything. My best friend on the other hand gets terrible cramps so it sucks to see people say that it isn't painful, it is. Just not for all people.
@bumblerbree
2 жыл бұрын
honestly there are so many women who don't get them and i've never seen a single one say other girls are overreacting. wholesome
@local_black_cat
Күн бұрын
Jack turned this into an ASMR video for a few seconds at the end gotta love that 🖤
@greenhawk_1495
2 жыл бұрын
9:18 Rattan is a type of Palm Tree lol
@sabrinanite
3 жыл бұрын
4:20 dude in the pic looks like brunette Prince Charming from Shrek... 😂😂
@misfit9955
3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or when Jack got upset about the artist not being subbed to emkay genuinely made me TERRIFIED.
@twindash2theteacup891
3 жыл бұрын
best intro I've seen on emkay good freaking job
@slendveny7191
3 жыл бұрын
The reaper in that first one is just like "shh, don't tell them"
@MementoMori7777
2 жыл бұрын
It's actually going "🖕" but it does lol.
@teono6057
3 жыл бұрын
10:59 if you really want to look edgy don't use a hoodie that looks fluffy
@Badartist888
3 жыл бұрын
4:45 Interesting side note. Some of the 'internet history detectives' did a deep dive on the "everyone clapped" people and most of them were made by one guy who then used them to farm karma and likes on other sites. Creating stereotype stories (he had a thing about larger women so would make them the protagonists). So even from the start almost all 'and then they clapped' stories were made up and people fell for them because they wanted to.
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