Well at least Pyro will never end up on that subreddit
@arkeiou_
2 жыл бұрын
This is the comment ever
@RyGuyMaster
2 жыл бұрын
ok dolan
@Maxri_o
2 жыл бұрын
True
@littletroble_07
2 жыл бұрын
Yea cause he isn’t a w*man
@JokeURL
2 жыл бұрын
ok
@69Kusi
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro: Whoevers driving here is an idiot, they shouldve stopped The road: literal north pole conditions
@Kirply
2 жыл бұрын
What do you expect, pyro flexing without a car. Just classic pyro.
@hodb3906
2 жыл бұрын
none were driving carefully, slowly nor anticipating, pyro's right.
@draconas109
2 жыл бұрын
you know you can like, stop even in snowy conditions right? don't lock up the wheel, don't slam the brakes. don't be doing 20 over the limit to begin with
@maf2528
2 жыл бұрын
cool fact, with snow, your goddam brakes dont work
@menthols4625
2 жыл бұрын
@Random Username Because people never think they will be put in those situations. It's why people ride up other drivers asses on highways even though you need like 5 car lengths to be able to brake in time at those speeds.
@trentrider5985
2 жыл бұрын
We all know Pyro can buy a car if he wants to, The only reason he doesn't is because he doesn't want to be part of a Cars Fail compilation due to him recreating his best masterpiece with his Car.
@canyounotmydude9155
2 жыл бұрын
Beeeg car
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, he doesn't want to reference or remember his best video "Car Sex" and any car is a reminder of that.
@Fripplingakarhano
2 жыл бұрын
@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie proppa good video, solid one that is
@bigfootisreal_
2 жыл бұрын
Car sex 2?
@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fripplingakarhano Honestly his best.
@canis_machina7280
2 жыл бұрын
>Be me >Be sitting in a giant, brightly colored van with "Police" written all over it. >Be checking speed of passerby's in a school zone >25KPH zone >Just want to make sure kids don't get killed >Some random British guy: >Flies past at 150KPH >Radio ahead and I take off after him. >Pull him over >He says: "YOU FOOKIN WANKA! TRYNA BE UNDERCOVER INNYA???" >Charge him with a 500 pound citation for speeding in a school zone. >He says: "Y'KNOW WHO I AM?!" >No clue.png >"IM BLOODY RONNIE PICKERING!" >I shit my pants and bow to his majesty. >He Kills three children as he leaves >Single tear flows down my cheek as I witness his mercifulness >He makes sure their deaths were quick and painless >Think about him for the rest of the day >All hail his Majesty, Lord Pickering.
@justhere4637
7 ай бұрын
Readit Gold
@MarthaGarcia-cf9oq
2 жыл бұрын
11:00 pyro not understanding that in America whenever a police chase happens for some reason the entire department comes with 20 cars made me die laughing idk why
@federruchi6147
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro really overestimates the braking capabilities of a car in conditions like Russia lol
@TDotDubzOG
2 жыл бұрын
What I find in a lot of clips I see is there's always a lot of horn action but not enough prevention. They'll happily honk the horn for 10 seconds while barreling into potential death rather than trying to prevent it by stopping etc.
@Ferixstn
2 жыл бұрын
Trust me , there is too much ,,its gonna be his fault anyway so why should i move" moments , people wouldrather die when they're right then LIVE
@wretchedgames5194
2 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is the sole reason pyro doesn’t own a car
@striderwhiston9897
2 жыл бұрын
7:39 that's a child, that's why the driver is not mad at him lmao, he's concerned and checking to see whether he's okay it seems
@DoktorSkipper
2 жыл бұрын
I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much
@WhyheIIothere
2 жыл бұрын
Thats not okay dude!
@wilatti3450
2 жыл бұрын
Did it die?
@WhyheIIothere
2 жыл бұрын
Oh myg
@_0451_
2 жыл бұрын
Missed the quick-time event smh
@CRCADAN
2 жыл бұрын
But it’s.. not Christmas Eve…
@TheRadPlayer
2 жыл бұрын
The guy in the car blocking the fire truck is 100% one of those "sovereign citizen" types.
@Reya66
2 жыл бұрын
0:45 That's the most british looking car I've ever seen 😂
@Jusuff
2 жыл бұрын
It's French
@AHondaCivicEX
2 жыл бұрын
Its a Citroen which is french, close enough
@jucii7176
2 жыл бұрын
11:05 Pyro calling both the trucks out as vans
@TheWitch-
2 жыл бұрын
6:28 I mean I call guys bitches all the time
@TheWitch-
2 жыл бұрын
@404 TV literally what
@smokebomb024
Жыл бұрын
@404 TV literally what
@smokebomb024
Жыл бұрын
@404 TV that wasn’t a joke that was a half baked insult
@CallofFreaky
4 ай бұрын
Streamer is out of touch and lets his own prejudices out
@eugenesis8188
2 жыл бұрын
In a weird way, it kinda makes sense that someone named Pyro doesn't understand how ice works.
@synka5922
2 жыл бұрын
11:34 thats one of those situations where I think emergency vehicles should just have a cowcatcher/track sweeper (like older steam locomotives had them) strapped in front and be allowed to literally ram people out of the way
@blutygergaming8789
2 жыл бұрын
Me when Pyro calls a Corvette a Bugatti: you're on thin ice, mister
@mavrin123
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro: "stop saying twat" Me, an American who probably never said twat: "no."
@seccsycabbage2979
2 жыл бұрын
I legit cannot comprehend how some of these are possible. I feel my braincells melting watching this shit go down!
@furiousfox25
2 жыл бұрын
hearing pyro calling a truck a van triggered me more than it should have
@epauletteshark1291
Жыл бұрын
Yes and calling a corvette a bugatti porche and ferrari how do you mess up that bad?
@zilchthegrate63
2 жыл бұрын
I feel if Pyro owned a car, it'd be a destroyed r34 and never drive it just to get people off his back
@redactedz6146
2 жыл бұрын
3:50 Strongest UK Driver vs Weakest Wherever-this-is Driver
@Minty_Blitz
2 жыл бұрын
in mexico you don't even need to take an exam. you just have to pay for a drivers license and you're good to go lmaooooo
@Jerseff
2 жыл бұрын
5:00 its not snitching... it's community organising
@stephen7258
2 жыл бұрын
At 4:45 that’s the town I live in. It’s called birchington on sea. It’s nicknamed gods waiting room since all the old people move here to retire and die
@YesYes-xw1kx
2 жыл бұрын
“They sound say what cities they’re in so you can avoid them” avoid all of the UK
@squid8420
2 жыл бұрын
As an Ethiopian I can prove the traffic is stupid, and they have no traffic lights
@Slimurgical
2 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how Pyro's telling ice drivers to brake, when he should've been saying "bruh brake sooner" and to "pay attention man holy hell" I also find it funny how only a few of those videos were in America, and almost all were all in europe or russia
@evankern5219
2 жыл бұрын
Memeing on Pyro for not being able to drive were the best days of my life
@kiko9740
2 жыл бұрын
i dont think pyro understands braking distances lmao
@Fripplingakarhano
2 жыл бұрын
braking bad refernce ???
@kiko9740
2 жыл бұрын
When he crashes into a family of 5 is when Walt became Heisenberg
@lorddoberman
2 жыл бұрын
11:20 *wtf literally me*
@taMeska
2 жыл бұрын
American when pyro call pickup truck a van: **Walter white Falling**
@irjapur5792
2 жыл бұрын
Pyro is hot and i'm tired of pretending hes not
@come_gatos_
2 жыл бұрын
12:16 LMAO this was literally in my city, great country
@sipntea
2 жыл бұрын
10:10 mime car mime car mime car mime car MIME CAR MIME CAR MIME CAR🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@Billiamwoods
7 ай бұрын
Pyro is such a mime
@sipntea
7 ай бұрын
@@Billiamwoods pyro never fails to leave white stuff all over my face like a mime
@disposable_income_andy
2 жыл бұрын
i love that voice, thanks for opening with it pyro.
@AndrewCARNBORN
2 жыл бұрын
I am now constantly saying "MOOOOONKA" because of Pyro lmao
@mad_lad_matt156
2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time pyro says based.
@PatSmashYT
2 жыл бұрын
In Thailand there are no car accidents because the cars on the road don't move
@The_Vending_Machi
2 жыл бұрын
6:54 bro fax i swear here in faqin america there are like so many old ppl who bike in the faqing road
@SuedDuke
2 жыл бұрын
As someone unfortunately named Ronnie the time when Ronnie Pickering was viral was such a painful time
@ericd8450
2 жыл бұрын
6:35 Pyro hates Drum n Bass music CONFIRMED
@KillerTechniques
2 жыл бұрын
This subreddit made me get a dashcam. So glad i did, it more than paid for itself
@BarrieBM
Жыл бұрын
"I got a license so people dont make fun of me" SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE LMFAO society pressuring hard havent used it once literally not once
@yourbackgarden6743
Жыл бұрын
i like how the mini pulling out was so clearly pulling out and the lady has the audacity to call her a stupid cow when she could have just slowed down
@imconfused6955
2 жыл бұрын
Blocking an emergency vehicle is considered attempted murder
@ocksie
2 жыл бұрын
Road accidents here in Britain, people forget to use their turning signals or bicycle lanes Road accidents in Russia, people forget to use their brakes
@PantsuGod
2 жыл бұрын
9:40 pyro you have no idea how hard it can be to stop in such snow. I feel like he has 2 choices there, try to edge the breaks and risk slipping and spinning everywhere possibly still hitting, or sending it like he did.
@zackhines2071
Жыл бұрын
I love how pyro is hyper aware he’s British.
@Toaster0
2 жыл бұрын
I saw like some of the middle of this stream for this but not the whole thing so I am very glad this became a video lol!
@Geck_Gxng
2 жыл бұрын
The one with the firetruck pissed me off bro great vid btw the little kid getting taken to brazil was funny as shit
@DVMovies1999
2 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Pickering, what an absolute legend
@moastew1140
2 жыл бұрын
7:07 the blonde woman's colleague there is just so drunk that her initial reaction is to just stand there like she dropped her bag
@fitzer8835
2 жыл бұрын
the reason why they’re holding the sign is cause they will fine you if your going barely over the speed limit
@RunnJake
2 жыл бұрын
"Why uk" Not me having watched moto madness when i was bored and watch almost every moped or motorcycle in the uk get burnt off the road
@thehedgebot99mph90
Жыл бұрын
4:05 they drive better than anyone on an actual junction
@JoeLikesTrains
2 жыл бұрын
I always imagined that people who say “do you know who I am?!” Usually drive better cars than THAT
@troll_actual
Жыл бұрын
1:18 bro hit the joe biden emote
@TheREALMohg69420
Жыл бұрын
This is by far the most british youtube video i have ever seen in my life
@miguelbat27
2 жыл бұрын
I can't even blame russian drivers, the road is always covered in ice somehow, no way you can just stop
@badrat484
2 жыл бұрын
1:05 Nice use of Silent Hill sound effects lol
@RCGC480
2 жыл бұрын
4:40 Man is literally the textbook definition of the word British
@cessactdm
2 жыл бұрын
last clip was in Portugal and all over our twitter and reddit :D
@soliderfromtf2
Жыл бұрын
7:14 dude did the right thing. I ain't letting some drunk chick sit on my car.
@razday8490
Жыл бұрын
"Im only human, after all, im only human, after all, dont put the blame on me"
@brenndelta5239
Жыл бұрын
Pyro calling the unmarked pickups "vans" hurts my American soul in a way I didn't think it could.
@rucifer5431
2 жыл бұрын
Man that clip you showed of Ethiopia is just as common a scene in South East Asian countries
@RussianCollapse
2 жыл бұрын
You know what's funny? As you said in the video about Russia, the cars falling appart, because even my dad GOT HIT by a giant wheel of a truck to the bumber. It was during night, and the whole ass family in the car were really confused of what happened.
@Dig_Duke_SFM
Жыл бұрын
7:47 Just your typical Russian made vehicle.
@sujinemperor
2 жыл бұрын
Moral of this video. Pyro needs to get a car.
@MrJinxmaster1
2 жыл бұрын
It is not snitching to warn of the authorities setting up a roadside christmas bonus generator.
@BruteTigrex21
2 жыл бұрын
Respect the grind to keep the bit going bro 😎 once u getta car we’ll have to move onto something new to make fun of you for
@avendurree
2 жыл бұрын
"Even women assume its other women".... well... there's a reason stereotypes exist
@scorpion-qk7rr
Жыл бұрын
But stereotypes are wrong most of the time
@skygazer8549
2 жыл бұрын
UK city roads gives me anxiety of how narrow they are like damn
@danverss6176
Жыл бұрын
Bugatti, Ferrari, porsche. That's a Chevrolet man 😭😭😭
@doimoi958
2 жыл бұрын
3:40 basically every roundabout in Vietnam
@elangsuryanegara4230
2 жыл бұрын
that Ethiopia type of road is so common in 3rd world country, i'm amazed by 1st world country that has a strict road rules but still has many accident. also the jaywalking is a normal stuff in many 3rd world country
@ZachAsaD
10 ай бұрын
You can tell pyro doesn’t leave his house, he seems to love the police and saying silly things like “they’re just trying to uphold the law” when every motorist knows those vans always go to places where they can catch people out, they purposefully don’t make themselves seen until it’s too late.
@ZachAsaD
10 ай бұрын
And then he said “he doesn’t even know it’s a woman” dude you can see from the mirrors and the back of their head. I always look to see if it’s a woman or old person, it usually is 😂
@coltonwilkie241
Жыл бұрын
Funniest Fatal Car Crashes of 2022 Compilation
@cowl6867
2 жыл бұрын
For someone who took his license 5 years ago and never drove again, he knows how to switch gears pretty well
@adams_chong9450
2 жыл бұрын
3:44 POV: the world if women dont drive
@TacoDraws
2 жыл бұрын
Bugatti, wait no, Ferrari, wait no, Porsche, wait....
@kreavill
2 жыл бұрын
most migrants here always ride their bike over crosswalks while natives get off their bikes and walks over it like jesus christ this isn't Addis Ababa
@Ryzard
5 ай бұрын
Only thing I learned was that pyro fully doesn't understand the laws of physics lmao, definitely a good thing he doesn't drive. Turning the car is going to avoid a lot better than braking at a certain distance/speed.
@Cappa_got_fligth
2 жыл бұрын
I kinda have the same feeling when i get a driver's license, im scared i have no road awareness
@imayhaveeatenthedog
2 жыл бұрын
I love how pyro’s reaction to every clip in the snow is just “should’ve stopped”
@zuighemdanmaar752
Жыл бұрын
from my 4 years of road observation. it's mostly women that drive dangerously by not looking and not handling the car properly while men drivers are driving dangerously aggressive while knowing exactly that it's dangerous. so the stereotype of women not being able to drive and men having small egos is pretty much correct most of the time
@Luxuries2004
8 ай бұрын
it's so over, half of these was recorded in my home town
@Algebruh6
2 жыл бұрын
Australian road rage (for my town) is just calling people a d*ckhead or rarely honk a horn.
@kyotra
2 жыл бұрын
I was a bit lost as to why there's so much ire for traffic cops - then I realized the wrath of UK drivers makes traffic police redundant.
@trezi7581
Жыл бұрын
Hearing all these british driving terms is cracking me up
@mekacrab
2 жыл бұрын
Russia also known as "GTA Online"
@KirkCarnage
2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't mind more idiots in cars reviews. good vid
@Christmandavid10
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like people who drive flashy cares are in such a negative light because it’s mostly them crashing being shown. I mean stuff like that is still very commonly seen today.
@adurrezzak
2 жыл бұрын
turkish car accident >small bump on the back Casualties 1.458 Dead 678 Injured 55 POW 4 MIA
@BetriebAnin
Жыл бұрын
Best intro ever confirmed 100% fr fr
@VaalkinTheOnly
7 ай бұрын
It angers me that Pyro calls light duty trucks "Vans"
@raptorjeezus2607
2 жыл бұрын
9:45 bold assumption he coulda come to a stop there on compacted snow/ice. The winters here are half as bad at worst and you see plenty muppets that simply cant come to a stop
@step-bro-heyaw
Жыл бұрын
as an Ethiopian i can confirm there the black version of British people with road rage
@yourmomsnewboyfriend69
Жыл бұрын
Pick up TRUCK on screen... Pyro: this van, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stop
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