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@BrolyOrAurak
5 жыл бұрын
Can we make the MIL
@theluckygamer10
5 жыл бұрын
What I'm in BOIIIIIIIIS!!!
@heck6466
5 жыл бұрын
v is gay
@jackmanmoth6526
5 жыл бұрын
rSlash FACE REVEAL AT 1 MILLION!!
@1UpSuperStar
5 жыл бұрын
Yes BOOOOIIIIIS
@marenzimmermann6885
5 жыл бұрын
"My hawk will show you to your table." *SCREEEECH* killed me LOL... pure Gold xD
@lordoftablecloths
5 жыл бұрын
*Majestic hawk screech intensifies*
@michaeljohn7275
5 жыл бұрын
For real,that part meade me laugh hard.
@rubywizard1988
5 жыл бұрын
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@TheBurningEngram
5 жыл бұрын
it felt weird in my headphones with one working side
@Thebluemamott
5 жыл бұрын
just like karen
@livingcorpse5664
5 жыл бұрын
"You're a stripper!" Kay. Even if she was, you can't deny her service just cause of what her job is.
@serenedaisy17
5 жыл бұрын
Living Corpse honestly best comment
@livingcorpse5664
5 жыл бұрын
@@serenedaisy17 Not really, I used the wrong You're.
@ashleighcummings5372
4 жыл бұрын
Even if she was a stripper girl you work at a gas station???? 😂😂😂
@dydysenpai7460
4 жыл бұрын
@@livingcorpse5664 no one corrected you so your good lol its a good comment
@Fae_Nightshade
4 жыл бұрын
@@dydysenpai7460 I can't tell if you meant you're or used your on purpose xD
@BestBES
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh your uniform is covered in waffle batter, I thought it was baby batter." _rSlash you didn't_ 😂
@TigerKirby215
5 жыл бұрын
rSlash: Why does KZitem keep demonitizing me? Also rSlash:
@cookiecrumble619
5 жыл бұрын
Dude some of his one liners have been making me cry lately
@alotosius
5 жыл бұрын
Turns out the only job she could find was a stripper, she was fired on the same day for harassing the other girls.
@kt27066
5 жыл бұрын
B I see you everywhere
@maxtheleopard
5 жыл бұрын
One thing that i want to question is what kind of stripper would let someone batter them from what i know you can't touch them
@SerenaPro
5 жыл бұрын
I've actually experienced something similar to the waitress. I was standing in line at the gas station and I forgot to trade my cash in after work. So I paid for everything in ones and fives. The guy behind me (who I know but doesn't know me) in line taps me on the shoulder and says "You look a little young to be stripping. Which joint do you work at? They should be reported. You cant be over 16." Me, in a horrified tone, "Sir, I'm a waitress at the local catfish diner. I know your mother. She comes in all the time. Also, I'm 29 years old. Even if I was a stripper, WHO ARE YOU TONTELL ME WHAT I CAN DO." Mind you, I live in small town so it's hard not to know everyone when you work in one of the more popular restaurants. His face went red and he stammered trying to say something, then just gave up. I turned back to the cashier, who seemed horrified and delighted at the same time. Her mouth was wide open, but kind of in a smile at the same time. "I don't need the receipt, thank you." And with that I left. I ran into his mom at the restaurant a few days later and gave her the full run down. She said, "He never was very bright, I'm so sorry."
@doges1537
4 жыл бұрын
That ending though. I almost spit out my water.
@doges1537
4 жыл бұрын
I know this comment is from a long time ago but why does he ask which club you're in??? Pretty suspicious...
@DiscoTimelordASD
4 жыл бұрын
At least the Mum was honest😂😂😂
@growda1
3 жыл бұрын
You know him...but he doesn't know you...that makes no fucking sense...FAKE!
@growda1
3 жыл бұрын
Fake!
@JessieWings1221
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh my mistake. Your uniform is covered in waffle batter. I thought it was baby batter." Love it! Priceless line right there.
@hagamapama
5 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, that's probably exactly what she thought it was.
@kt27066
5 жыл бұрын
Baby batter?
@Colaman112
5 жыл бұрын
@@kt27066 You'll get it when you're older :D
@onion1322
5 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain it to me. I think i know what it means but im not sure. Edit: ok yeah now i get it. Its muc. But backwards.
@Colaman112
5 жыл бұрын
@@onion1322 Well, if you know how babies are made, then you can use your imagination on what the substance talked about could be.
@LunaHarp91
5 жыл бұрын
"....the Huff of a wild Karen...." ".... hypersonic Karen screech...." Me: 😂😂😂👌🏾
RSlash: Won’t say “hell” Also RSlash: “I thought it was baby batter”
@tinydancer7426
4 жыл бұрын
The waffle house waitress should have called out to the woman, "Oh, are you here to get a job as a STRIPPER too?" And then explain it to her boss.
@evadedenbach1226
3 жыл бұрын
💯
@chrispham6599
Жыл бұрын
But she already explained to it ahead of time
@maximillianfex6261
4 жыл бұрын
Walks into the back, then out again *YOU MORTAL FOOL, I AM THE MANAGER*
@starofwockzz
4 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@gokaury
4 жыл бұрын
CC: "You can't treat a customer like this, never in my life has anyone been so rude to me." Me: That's a highly dubious statement, at best.
@freedomgrim5043
5 жыл бұрын
(Hiding in a bush with binoculars) Now we see the wild Karen in its natural habitat, it screams cause pure disappointment when heard by others,
@alexisbroussard7036
5 жыл бұрын
Freedom Grim I’m gonna poke it with a stick. 😈😂😂😂
@Xolivas1
4 жыл бұрын
@@alexisbroussard7036me- *pokes Karen with the stick* Karen- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Me- AH SHE'S ANGRY!!
@MichaelClark-uw7ex
4 жыл бұрын
Crikey, she's a feisty one
@seldonwright4345
4 жыл бұрын
@@Xolivas1 wrong stick. Baseball bat. Upside the head
@coitag
4 жыл бұрын
If she was a Pokémon she would be a Poison type
@ohyourecooked
5 жыл бұрын
Girl: There’s no way in heck you would mistake me for anything else but a flight attendant. Entitled lady: Hold my beer.
@user-dq5xg2zk8j
5 жыл бұрын
Edit :Hold my wine
@baddog711
5 жыл бұрын
@@user-dq5xg2zk8j re-edit: Hold my whine!
@Xershade
5 жыл бұрын
I love when entitled people go "I;m a customer" after being refused service. When this happens to me I tell them, "No you're not, I specifically just told you you're business is not wanted."
@basrengangetch.2042
5 жыл бұрын
When you see four yellow line but no ads show * happiness noise *
@theredsparrow7746
5 жыл бұрын
Mmm... false advertisements
@sophieallan695
5 жыл бұрын
Not so happy for r/slash’s wage
@basrengangetch.2042
5 жыл бұрын
@@sophieallan695 indeed
@pablobigsteppin
5 жыл бұрын
It means rslash aint make no money tho.....
@basrengangetch.2042
5 жыл бұрын
@@pablobigsteppin makes me sad when thinking about it
@matthewmcdaid7962
3 жыл бұрын
Karen: I want him FIRED! Manager: I'm sorry, madam, we have no protocol for firing customers.
@Flop_Studios
5 жыл бұрын
I always garden during a robbery!! Keeps peoples minds of the 1,000s of dollars missing!
@epicboomshine6595
3 жыл бұрын
Surprise landscaping bill, not grand larceny.
@fish6550
5 жыл бұрын
Rslash, basically an audio book channel, but the book is reddit... Yes
@lovelyunknown
5 жыл бұрын
I "yes" as well!
@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
5 жыл бұрын
Marie Tidwell this, does indeed, put a smile on my face.
@blaze-co3df
5 жыл бұрын
Wish I could use it for summer reading :,)
@luckylittleloser4141
5 жыл бұрын
2:02 WOAH MAN! Can't believe you got a totally real hawk to feature in this video 10/10 would hawk again
@fluffezic5183
5 жыл бұрын
rSlash: Where a wafflehouse employee gets mistaken for a stripper. Me: (spits coke all over my screen) WHAT??!!??!?!
@scrub.777
5 жыл бұрын
*Flowey*
@oOoOosparkles
5 жыл бұрын
All those singles.... My husband and I own ice cream trucks and get lots of one dollar bills. I guess I should prepare myself for the inevitable mistake.
@act.13.41
5 жыл бұрын
@@oOoOosparkles Fold them length wise so they have a crease before spending them. Wait for the reactions.
@spencerburkhart555
4 жыл бұрын
Does not compute does not compute catch on fire
@snowplow8323
4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@19lamborghini92
5 жыл бұрын
Makes a joke about jizz on an apron but says heck instead of "go to hell"...
@Sip_Dhit
4 жыл бұрын
Star wars jazz?
@Sip_Dhit
4 жыл бұрын
Is joke btw
@lucifinn_8333
5 жыл бұрын
It would be cool for a hawk to show you to your table, but think bigger. Dragons people dragons! 😂
@Ajehy
5 жыл бұрын
Random Artist - Nice Flight Rising avatar! I’d love for a little Fae Dragon to show me to my table! ❤️ (Anything bigger would probably knock things over)
@SkylerDK
4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Simply yes. Make this happen and take all my money.
@AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I burglarize a humans home, I'm so bothered by the inefficiencies that I can't help but optimize whatever I leave behind. Mowing lawns, cleaning gutters, unclogging toilets, etc. You wouldn't believe how many homes have unsecured WiFi. Also pets. I take the pets. Beep boop.
@ww6372
5 жыл бұрын
I was almost ready to hire you to rob my home. But then you said youd take my pets. No! Not Geoff and Krystal!
@annvictor9627
3 жыл бұрын
Do you take lazy relatives, too? ;-)
@tadeuszabramowicz7081
5 жыл бұрын
someone: i don't work here also someone: YES YOU DO someone: *HOW* r/idontworkherelady stories in a nutshell
@edwardmeyers4466
5 жыл бұрын
*TRUE 😂*
@adipadi7435
5 жыл бұрын
MAYDAY MAYDAY COME IN THIS IS AN CRAZY KAREN SITUATION I REAPEAT A CRAZY KAREN SITUATION
@Shotgunz999
5 жыл бұрын
no need to say crazy karen... karen already means crazy
@kt27066
5 жыл бұрын
Clear. What service do I need to send? Sensible manager or security? I repeat sensible manager or security?
@OfCourseIMight
5 жыл бұрын
@@kt27066 all of the above, this is an extremely dangerous situation. We can't risk civilian lives.
@animatednerd3428
5 жыл бұрын
*turns into panzer tank gun blazing*
@H3lljumper0701
5 жыл бұрын
*TAKE COVER*
@rileybarber112
5 жыл бұрын
Best restaurant idea Falconer/ Serving staff call it The Flight to Food
@ACCastell-737
4 жыл бұрын
"Bananas being sold at a SERVO" omg omg omg it's an Australian story
@bucket1442
5 жыл бұрын
Me:*Waves hand* Some lady:Oh you do not speak English. My friend:He is deaf.
@Ajehy
5 жыл бұрын
RandomGamingChannel - so he doesn’t hear English.
@mysteria_1305
5 жыл бұрын
ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀɴɢ sɪɢɴs. 😋
@wareforcoin5780
4 жыл бұрын
@@Ajehy He probably doesn't do a lot of speaking it either.
@giin97
5 жыл бұрын
Me: wait, that doesn't sound like a hawk... Googles Hawk's cry, first result, hears the sound used in this video. Touche, rSlash.
@crowdemon_archives
5 жыл бұрын
It's a red-tailed hawk call iirc.
@thesushi1947
5 жыл бұрын
"They're bee a few bumps in the road... monetization, etc." Lmao these one-liners keep getting better XD
@Aerymir
5 жыл бұрын
Airports just have to be a hot-spot for Karen(s).
@chickennugget315
5 жыл бұрын
one time I encountered 10 Karens at once at the airport. 2 of which were on the sAME GODDAMN FLIGHT AS MINE AND HAD TO SIT NEXT TO ONE FOR 5 FRUKING HOURS
@wthomas8383
5 жыл бұрын
@@chickennugget315 That would constitute cruel and unusual punishment, illegal in the United States
@johannaweichsel3602
5 жыл бұрын
I love airports, but they do often bring out the worst in people. Especially if they're already shitty.
@user-dq5xg2zk8j
5 жыл бұрын
Karen needs a vaccayyy after being karen
@razormarkz
5 жыл бұрын
Aight, rslash, how long have you've been waiting to use a soundboard?
@Operation_hiv
5 жыл бұрын
Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan the falcon noise
@Corvus__
5 жыл бұрын
@@Operation_hiv SCREEEEEE!
@maxkoller2677
5 жыл бұрын
"My hawk will show you to your table" *commences earrape*
@maxkoller2677
5 жыл бұрын
@@volt3071 I was listening to the video with stereo and on the verge of sliding into deep sleep when the catastrophy hit me.
@LocalMaple
4 жыл бұрын
2:03 I was SO hoping for either 1) you to say “Wow, I didn’t expect that to work, or 2) have the falcon drop a tray.
@SpiderM0th99
5 жыл бұрын
watching this reminded me that literally last night, I went to walmart to buy some things and I used to work there and 2 guys mistook me working there LMAOOOO luckily, they were nice and not rude XD
@legit2489
5 жыл бұрын
Haha, I was walking around Walmart in my McDonald's uniform two weeks ago and someone asked me if I worked there lmao
@lucifers.morningstar3805
5 жыл бұрын
I was just in a Walmart wearing black and red and was asked if I work there.
@lucifers.morningstar3805
5 жыл бұрын
@jennie in Michigan I am in Michigan, however I would never dream of wearing anything like that in a Meijer.
@zuzoscorner
5 жыл бұрын
Lol, i don't see how you could be mistakn for working there. the uniforms are pretty obvious.
@nekochan7542
5 жыл бұрын
So I got a story for you but seeing as I don't use reddit i'll just post it here: I work in Yves Rocher which is part store selling beauty/ skin care products and part spa. We do all sorts of treatments from facials, massages, waxing you get the picture. It isn't uncommon for clients to ask to be treated by a specific person, kind of like when you go to get your hair done and always want the same hairdresser. Anyway right now one of my coworkers, we'll call her J, is five months pregnant and very soon she will go on maternity leave. While she still works the shop and facials she can't do any massages and can only handle a certain amount of waxing like eyebrows or arms, generally things that can be done in half hour tops. This male client came in the other day and asked for an appointment with J and he always gets his full body done. My other coworker who was writing down the appointment for him let him know she was pregnant and the conversation went like this: Male client: I would like to get an appointment with J for full body waxing please. My Coworker: Sure, we have a time slot open at such and such a date but I should let you know, she is currently pregnant right now and can't really handle a full body waxing job. Client: Thats ok, just tell her she can do as much as she can manage. Coworker: Riiight but you really should ask to be placed with someone else as very soon she will go on maternity leave. Client: Well how long can a pregnancy last exactly? My coworker just stared blankly at him not sure if she had heard correctly while I dove into the office and broke down laughing xD
@Joey-wh2we
5 жыл бұрын
When you’re watching rslash then rslash uploads I NEED TO CLICK FASTER
@natalies623
5 жыл бұрын
Somehow, I've heard all of these stories before... r/idontworkherelady stories are the best. I'm always amazed at how completely insane some people can be. I can't help but wonder what these people's lives are like, and how they've gotten this far being that crazy.
@loka7783
5 жыл бұрын
It's actually quite simple really. We have laws that protect the mentally ill from being euthanized. ;)
@ak-ly9dc
5 жыл бұрын
they get this way because society coddles them. they learn that they can act however they want and get their way because society tends to respond harsher against ppl who relatiate rather than ppl who initiate hosilities. also, most of them are sociopaths.
@NewbyTon
5 жыл бұрын
Can't work anywhere When you're unemployed 😎
@kaonashi1390
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@y0barinder
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kirb1984
5 жыл бұрын
Karens are still going to complain
@TetraSky
5 жыл бұрын
Still get called out be Karens who think you work there.
@katscagurangan585
5 жыл бұрын
Them Karens are still gonna complain because you obviously work in...your...neighborhood securtiy... (What?)
@ravenwingthecat2707
4 жыл бұрын
“The huff of a wild Karen.” A wild Karen has appeared! Anyone else thinking of Pokémon?
@Katherina13S
4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on discovery of the point of the joke! 👏
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
5 жыл бұрын
"you were a terrible bakery worker" me:*laughs* *Thinking:Well crap now i have salad in my lungs*
@karisslaughter6598
5 жыл бұрын
"I thought it was baby batter." *B A B Y B A T T E R*
@TheAutisticOwl
5 жыл бұрын
2:03 I'm not sure if that sound effect is accurate or not. To me, it sounded like an eagle. If there are any professionals reading this, let me know.
@raracha
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it's a bald eagle's screech, you can find it on audio jungle
@caiuswickersham
5 жыл бұрын
Actually, that's not a bald eagle at all. It's used with bald eagle images because a real bald eagle cry sounds more like a sea gull. That cry sound is actually a red tailed hawk.
@johannaweichsel3602
5 жыл бұрын
@@raracha bald eagles don't actually have a very impressive cry
@TheMV01
5 жыл бұрын
Things heating up in the bird sounds fandom.
@katscagurangan585
5 жыл бұрын
That’s a Bald Eagle (or at least an eagle lf some sort) any AC3 player would probably know
@wulf768
5 жыл бұрын
Any KZitemr: **mentions anything Filipino related** Filipinos: "Allow us to introduce ourselves." btw r/slash Im Filipino and you forgot to show the pics in that post.
@minerdxxd733
5 жыл бұрын
hello there fellow filipino
@bhlueprint
5 жыл бұрын
That was what I was thinking cuz I'm a Filipinoooo
@bhlueprint
5 жыл бұрын
@@silenthills282 What ew?
@katscagurangan585
5 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Filipino, i can confirm, since the Philippines is a very overlooked country, i’d need all the paper in the world to list down all the countries in the world that have no idea that the Philippines exists, the only ones who know about the Philippines would probably be: USA, Spain, And Japan, since we are apart of their history And countries in Southeast Asia since the Philippines is apart of S.E Asia
@bhlueprint
5 жыл бұрын
@@katscagurangan585 Oh wow
@kayleighlehrman9566
4 жыл бұрын
I work at a gas(petrol) station chain here in the States, and I've had my fair share of curious complaints in my three years, and no way that anybody would ever think to complain about the "pumps being too clean," not even the most compulsive of complainers.
@ethanlivemere1162
4 жыл бұрын
I fully expected the stripper story to go "I was sitting in a bar in my work uniform when some dude said "take something off bby hurr durr" and I said "I don't work here" and he went "HOW DARE YOU"
@drstryker2433
5 жыл бұрын
My Hawk will show you to your table Makes eagle noises.
@Alpha-en8wf
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh your uniform is covered in waffle batter I thought it was baby batter" This lady needs to see a therapist.
@Maxs1i
5 жыл бұрын
4:31 “Baby batter” lmao, I knew there was a reason I liked this guy.. he’s funny tries to be FF ( family friendly ) and reddit just adds the extra cherry on top, props you are awesome!
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
Жыл бұрын
Oh please that’s such a dad thing to say
@rubydragon3738
5 жыл бұрын
I want a 1 hour mix episode for 1million
@bigman7288
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah like a compilation of the best stories. I like the way you think
@waynefeller8824
4 жыл бұрын
It amazes me how often people in airports assume anyone in uniform works for all airlines, and all kiosks simultaneously. I fly 2-3 times a month, and I see this happen all too often.
@adleranderson6797
2 жыл бұрын
When that one lady said, "I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE UNTIL YOU HELP ME!!" I would've said, "Well, I won't help you until you leave!"
@emilioovalle3070
5 жыл бұрын
1:32 Cinema Sins: role reddits!
@cagiestquasar8784
3 жыл бұрын
"I thought it was baby powder." 😂😂😂😂
@stoo9427
5 жыл бұрын
So close to 1 mil! I am gonna be there for it!
@FLUMBGT
5 жыл бұрын
*I'm a feminist and I'm offended that there isn't an r/idontworkheregentleman.*
@isaacdenley1922
5 жыл бұрын
I am an atheist and I'm mad you exist
@christinenelson8949
4 жыл бұрын
The Huff of a wild Karen!! 🤣🤣 Hypersonic Karen screetch!! The hospital!! I'm seriously dying🤣🤣🤣
@toniwheeler5717
3 жыл бұрын
Karen "never in my life has someone been so rude to me" Cop/random person: "hold my beer"
@Lauren_C
2 жыл бұрын
What would’ve been a cool manager response: Manager: “Hey OP, want a job?” Op: “Sure.” Manager: “Ok, you’re fired.” Manager, turning to Karen: “Are we done now?”
@sosansational
Ай бұрын
only “i don’t work here” story i’ve had is wearing my lanyard around my neck with my keys on it and being kindly asked to unlock something 😂
@HiighestElf
5 жыл бұрын
Usually I don't like when people try be funny on these videos but that hawk thing killed me 😂
@damonsnow11
5 жыл бұрын
I work overnight in a retail store and we have a chronic complainer who everyone is sick of as well. The part I find the most ironic though is the fact he starts almost every one of his complaints with, “You know I’m not one to complain, but...” 🙄
@thedragonclan693
4 жыл бұрын
"I hate writing flight reports" I hate it too, and I'm just doing a single small plane whenever I fly, and I can't even imagine how bad it would be for an entire airline.
@caitanddot7017
5 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes I can't tell if these people are stupid or insane" I love watching your videos because I nearly die laughing every time! You do an amazing job on these videos!
@Allmight_Kitty
5 жыл бұрын
...probably both.
@aidencox7322
5 жыл бұрын
Hello rSlash, watch out for misery box, he changed her name to the exact same name as yours, capitalization and all.
@selenaanira7072
5 жыл бұрын
Bush Squid misery box is gonna steal his identity
@mylamename14
5 жыл бұрын
4:24 - So you're cool with baby batter jokes but not saying the word "damn"? XD
@themeantuber
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard plenty of these I don't work here stories, but for some reason I just thought of mentioning this only now: before asking questions, I always ask if the person is from the store/place. Over 99% of the times they are. But, it's always better to ask first to make sure. If you ask nicely, people will answer nicely.
@jordanrowell7315
2 жыл бұрын
As if it's bad enough Karen is screaming at "the employee" it absolutely makes me mad that she then goes to their actual work place to complain and "have them fired." Crazy. I work multiple jobs. I own my own business and still work at a corporate chain until it's successful enough. The thought of pissing off a Karen at my store and trying to get me in trouble at my other job has crossed my mind.
@WolfPrideProductions
3 жыл бұрын
"....baby batter" My naive dumb self ".......(processes 10 seconds later).....OMG NO! rSlash WHY!?!?!" I'm dying that was hilarious.
@largemountaindew
5 жыл бұрын
honestly a hawk showing me to my table would be the greatest thing ever
@DJLilDC
3 жыл бұрын
I just spit out my drink all over my keyboard! Heres directions to the hospital 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@sakilynn
2 жыл бұрын
Dude with the McDonald's story reminds me of my job. A sushi place rents a corner of the deli, and the chef leaves before we do. This guy and his daughter came over one night after the chef had gone home, and asked me to make them and order if they got some fish from the seafood department. I told them that it didn't work like that, and that I couldn't anyway because I was a deli clerk and not a sushi chef. They left in a huff, saying I was the rude one.
@captain_crossbone3471
5 жыл бұрын
I heard about a robbery a while ago where the thief’s faked yard services while the homeowners were out of town and robbed them over a weekends worth of time. Terrible but ingenious!
@hiddio
5 жыл бұрын
My falcon, my hawk* eagle noices**
@febefox5930
5 жыл бұрын
I was legit about to bite into my morning waffles when he said ‘waffle house’...
@jakeadams767
5 жыл бұрын
here before 28 views. Love your content.
@Hangra
5 жыл бұрын
I was the literal first view. Good try tho.
@jakeadams767
5 жыл бұрын
@@Hangra dumbass
@GabrielBadwolf
5 жыл бұрын
I think if someone mistook me for a stripper I’d not be able to keep a straight face and bust out laughing
@franciscohcoronado4947
11 ай бұрын
12:54 rSlash: "what kind of stupid thief does gardening during the robbery?" Me: immediately thinks of that Marcus Hubbard guy who went to steal someone's lawnmower but felt compelled to mow their lawn first
@kennethohnemus3192
3 ай бұрын
You DEFINITELY need more stories with Falcons and Hawks, heck, maybe you can find a story with Eagles in it LOL Let's hear for Raptors
@agirlyman
5 жыл бұрын
That falcon screech was right on time lmao
@neoclassicaldude
5 жыл бұрын
"She has been warned about this before" Excuse me, pardon me, pardonnez moi, how many times do you have to kick someone out of the store for being a dancer before you get fired for it? And the fact that the manager didn't run out and ask her what she's doing, but just called her into the back...
@DoctorX17
3 жыл бұрын
"I can't tell if these people are stupid or insane. Or maybe a bit of both?" Certainly a LOT of both.
@BrolyOrAurak
5 жыл бұрын
First
@mistedlone
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Dolenta
4 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees RSLASH made podcasts and I didn’t notice* Also me: *spends 20+ minutes adding them all for school*
@tobyguggenmos1936
5 жыл бұрын
He attak He protec But most importantly he’ll show you to his table
@neatgamer5999
3 жыл бұрын
The one story where the neighbor called the cops because she thought they were robbing the place is so hilarious to me because my family is actually moving in a few weeks wish me luck on not getting any crazy neighbors who call the cops on us for moving in
@kfchero2
5 жыл бұрын
The hawk host joke now make me think of a restraunt with trained hawks guiding people to tables
@nquacker2851
3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to get me to laugh in the first 10 seconds of a video but I laughed so hard my neighbors probably heard it.
@McMukMuk
3 жыл бұрын
To make this a great cross post on the gardening one, op should have said: "Yes officer, we were indeed robbing these nice people; until we saw their unkempt yard. We knew we had to take action since, even though we are "bad guys", the true criminals in these parts is that damned HOA..."
@sharingandeerman213
5 жыл бұрын
When he said mission accomplished I lost my shit and laughed so hard wait oh no I said a bad word
@mrxellan1
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta say having a hawk show me to my table would be totally badass.
@arimayer2280
5 жыл бұрын
Robber 1: alright we got everything let's go Robber 2: first let me only these poppies
@rogue9328
5 жыл бұрын
'No one's ever been this rude to me!' How the frick....? How?!?!
@spoopyvirgil4944
3 жыл бұрын
"What kind of stupid thief does gardening during a robbery?" Marv from Home Alone maybe.
@CaptainManic2010
4 жыл бұрын
"You go inside and rob the place...but honey...this garden will just NOT do...you CANNOT have ROSES with the GARDENIA'S...you get the jewels...I'll sort the garden...meet you in the get away car...WATCH YOUR PRINTS!"
@Ohtrin
4 жыл бұрын
That list of bad consumers/not serve is something more markets should do and share
@devme20
5 жыл бұрын
God i feel this dude. Being half Filipino is hard mostly because people think you dont speak English
@pomeroni
4 жыл бұрын
I GOT A REESES AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS THAT SAID "KAREN IN FINANCING IS GOING TO BE FURIOUS" OH NY GOSH
@vallihuldununtamed7669
3 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't ALWAYS now the lawn when I rob a place, but you better bet the garden is weeded!
@Shruikan1011
5 жыл бұрын
This should be a joke series on Nat Geo Wild. "... and here we see a Karen in her natural habitat. Her current target is an airline worker."
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