"you look like the elf from lotr" .....aren't the elves supposed to be extremely attractive?
@baldrodinson3380
4 жыл бұрын
Considering the elf that everyone knows about from lotr is Legolas, who's played by Orlando Bloom, very much yes. Sincerely, a straight dude.
@terriersturf4734
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: this was actually a compliment and she's just really bad at them
@cinemasketch9644
4 жыл бұрын
She prolly meant an elf from harry potter
@i_will_not_elaborate
4 жыл бұрын
It reminds of that part in the stick of truth where you have to recruit the girls for your larping party and they don't want to play because it's a "boy activity" while they have an Orlando Bloom poster in the background
@zerolayne8245
4 жыл бұрын
I thought elves were universally attractive. Like... That's just how elves are, even in DnD, they're hot/handsome.
@PwnedintheFaceStudio
5 жыл бұрын
Jokes on Samantha, Elves in LotR are canonically super hot.
@Faucaux
4 жыл бұрын
Cheers bro, I’ll wank to that
@satviksingaraju9496
4 жыл бұрын
@@Faucaux r/holup
@rexarmstrong4284
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah she got it right the first time when she said troll but then ruined her own point
@winch2342
4 жыл бұрын
@@satviksingaraju9496 what the problem #coomernation
@fettycheese2498
4 жыл бұрын
Oh. Perfect
@stayhydrated8812
5 жыл бұрын
Reasons to date me: 1.I’ll call you bruh 2.bruh
@Sbevewagon4493
5 жыл бұрын
4
@danielquigley5090
4 жыл бұрын
What if we kissed during the bruh moment? Haha. Just kidding! Unless...?
@malion8374
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sbevewagon4493 Domenico nigga
@gexagon1804
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh...
@hoclok4121
4 жыл бұрын
bruh crimson
@TheShyDoomer
5 жыл бұрын
"Relax, your boyfriend isn't even born yet" The cringe is so strong it's like a bump of coke. I can feel it in my bones.
@kimifw58
4 жыл бұрын
It's like what?
@TheShyDoomer
4 жыл бұрын
@@kimifw58 Cocaine
@randompromises1038
4 жыл бұрын
i want to apologize to my soul for the things it's had to experience
@verotaylor
4 жыл бұрын
Heyyy I've retweeted that meme! But AS A JOKE mind you!
@gb3458
4 жыл бұрын
It also makes me shudder from the pure creepiness of that statement.
@dantesdiscoinfernolol
6 жыл бұрын
"I'm literally the guy in the pic." Is an amazing meme, tho.
@oof-rr5nf
6 жыл бұрын
Dante's Disco Inferno agreed 1000%
@ravencollins5638
6 жыл бұрын
It really isn't
@yaoiprotag4029
6 жыл бұрын
I just found it funny that she just says "NO" and nothing else.
@ethandickie
6 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@RV-fo8xj
4 жыл бұрын
Dylan Collins that’s just, like, your opinion, man
@kayleyanna3164
5 жыл бұрын
She called him a gremlim/elf from lord of the rings, but there are no gremlins in lord of the rings and the elves are specifically suppose to be attractive.
@nicoledontu1252
5 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone mentioned it!! xD
@katmaw5910
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, anything but an orc and that's a bangin' compliment right there!
@nyxeo
5 жыл бұрын
@@katmaw5910 yayy i have a group of people who understand lotr like my whole family does!!
@medallionvaliance5349
5 жыл бұрын
KayleyAnna Right? She accidentally calls him hot XD
@Icewind007
5 жыл бұрын
Legolas, the hot gremlin.
@fandomsmoothie5749
4 жыл бұрын
I like when Sorrow goes "mmmngh!!!" For "!!!!!!" And "hmmn??" For "???" A great voice actor makes a good sound for punctuation.
@abigailchristenson388
3 жыл бұрын
Ik!! I can never read ?? Or !! without hearing his voice 😭😂
@MrDsktlldwn
2 жыл бұрын
LOL TRUE
@alex.g7317
Жыл бұрын
thats pretty creavive!
@rorolilred
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how she's like "the perks of dating me: I will show you affection, talk to you, and not cheat on you" so basically what you would expect from a healthy relationship...
@signiko7095
4 жыл бұрын
perks of dating me: ill be a decent human being to you
@H0gwashing
4 жыл бұрын
they are trying to trick you with reverse psychology. anything they say they do is automatically not what they do
@okboomerbutitsacat8050
4 жыл бұрын
The perks of dating normal people: Having a normal relationship The perks of dating r/nicegirls girls: *Error 404 not found*
@AaronKaiMCDNLD
3 жыл бұрын
they can offer you the absolute basics of a relationship and nothing else
@rorolilred
3 жыл бұрын
@@AaronKaiMCDNLD yup, although seeing as she considers the basics to be "perks" I'm sceptical she can even provide the basics most of the time
@randlestevenson5620
5 жыл бұрын
Reasons to date me: Error 404 Page not found
@miasmi4422
5 жыл бұрын
Eh, good enough.
@cat_loaf943
5 жыл бұрын
Accepted
@Error-lo8fs
5 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
@nv_johan8711
5 жыл бұрын
K
@thatnerdinthecomments4678
5 жыл бұрын
Well, at least you're honest.
@SPDcru
6 жыл бұрын
*_and then everybody clapped_*
@duvanner1960
6 жыл бұрын
You're right.
@fistoftheworldking3834
6 жыл бұрын
She broke new grounds
@RyanGalSki
6 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else read this in your head with that one sarcastic ass sound this channel does lol
@meharawan6685
6 жыл бұрын
paloma *and then the makeup clapped*
@wankovich
6 жыл бұрын
she also says the girl behind her spit out her coffee. why would she STAND IN LINE IF SHE ALREADY HAS COFFEE?
@mariokarter13
4 жыл бұрын
"She has 8 kids and doesn't even have a job." Almost like she's a full time housewife or something.
@A.S._Trunks
4 жыл бұрын
Having a job is still better tho
@A.S._Trunks
4 жыл бұрын
@Emily Barclay Lol who do you know in America that has 8 kids? Most nowadays have 3 at the most. It's simply more profitable to have both parents working and providing. Because housework isn't actually work, anyone can do it in like 30 min tops.
@tomsagamesisbackagain.3808
4 жыл бұрын
@@A.S._Trunks dude. Technicaly they are working but not beinh paid. Being a maid is a job Taking care of kids is a job Ect.
@BentleyS6336
4 жыл бұрын
@@A.S._Trunks they do have a job lol, they just don't get paid in money
@ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960
4 жыл бұрын
@@A.S._Trunks childcare would easily take up most of one or both parents incomes. And you risk child abuse, trust me, happened to toddler me. In some situations it just makes sense to have a house parent. And it's not 30 minutes to properly, actually, clean a house.
@Nexomify
5 жыл бұрын
Pros of dating me: you'll be the cute one
@Vioioioio
5 жыл бұрын
Press x to doubt, seriously I feel like a fucking tras heap
@Vioioioio
5 жыл бұрын
*trash
@its_inspired
4 жыл бұрын
I might as well be the smart one too.
@Hammywastaken
3 жыл бұрын
@@Vioioioio hey bro 1 year later you doing good
@Vioioioio
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hammywastaken idk how tf i did it, but i got a gf now, lol
@beckfreeman9792
6 жыл бұрын
Lets all have a moment silence for the bisexuals who have to deal with *nice guys* and *nice girls*
@DirectorTaffy
6 жыл бұрын
Space mom I’m straight, but I will gladly give that moment of silence
@samedude3810
6 жыл бұрын
Bis probably don’t have to deal with them that much.
@skeezmcgyster6658
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the sympathy
@lavenderhoney5712
6 жыл бұрын
The One And Only Pierre oh ho ho ho you would be surprised. But mostly I get threesome request.
@aestheticleo7507
6 жыл бұрын
The One And Only Pierre Probably more often than you'd think :P
@Slendermaster968
6 жыл бұрын
damn... this last guy dodged the biggest deadliest bullet he could've ever gotten shot with
@TheCostimen
6 жыл бұрын
El Slendermaster i'd burn my fucking phone after watching that
@mysterylovescompany2657
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, you gotta play it for someone else so you pass on the curse & escape it for now.
@blairer07813
4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the term “quirky” other girls tend to describe themselves as. Thanks to them, nobody takes my social anxiety seriously because anxiety is considered “cute”. I simply adore that!
@purpisdus3118
4 жыл бұрын
*The sarcasm is strong with this one.*
@sanesanchezs
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a vegan
@its_inspired
4 жыл бұрын
@@sanesanchezs So you just get meat from guys? Probably rarely though since that profile pic gives me ADHD vibes. Makes me want to grind my flesh into a juice.
@sanesanchezs
4 жыл бұрын
@@its_inspired cool
@jaimeansell2474
4 жыл бұрын
Its_Inspired pretty sure they were joking dude, I could be wrong though. Try to calm down I-
@50ULL355
5 жыл бұрын
The elves in the lord of the rings are, according to the lore, the most beautiful and elegant race in middle earth, so that's actually a compliment lol Edit: can't believe I have a comment with more than 10 likes. You folks are awesome.
@tatumfowler3603
5 жыл бұрын
When they don't appreciate proper fantasy books by not reading them: boi
@terra_the_nightingale135
4 жыл бұрын
Sidharth Kumar Menon IN I’m pretty sure even if she only has seen the movies Orlando Bloom is pretty damn beautiful xD
@caseyvee9973
4 жыл бұрын
Sidharth Kumar Menon IN i’m glad i wasn’t the only one who caught that
@Delta_2209
4 жыл бұрын
And the proudest race too
@G4vin4tor
5 жыл бұрын
5:47 She went through all the stages of grief in the span of 10 minutes
@privcraft_
5 жыл бұрын
Except she never reached acceptance
@aarunthehunter5990
5 жыл бұрын
She skipped one stage
@thedeserthawk2093
5 жыл бұрын
So that wasn't just me who saw that? Oh my god, it was like watching a freight train crash into a grain silo or some other large agricultural structure in slow motion.
@katiep5218
5 жыл бұрын
She missed the crucial stage.. WHERE SHE ACCEPTS HER FATE
@erin3967
5 жыл бұрын
K D Presson no, the last one
@stripperman5678
6 жыл бұрын
Samantha: im never texting you again 500 new messages
@friendlyghosthost1830
6 жыл бұрын
stripperman @
@cristaltophat
6 жыл бұрын
@Adam Courier How Many Missed Calls!? 😰
@miltonandkaleb1815
6 жыл бұрын
HummerTop 50
@coalesce3333
6 жыл бұрын
(SSHHHH)...Don't feed the thing we dare not name, our time and energy is its sustenance.
@ikeepscreamingbutgoddoesnt5556
6 жыл бұрын
*_missed calls_*
@princekehigashikata5942
5 жыл бұрын
Nice girl: is annoying Normal dude: replies Nice girl: *proceeds to get 91,000 kilograms of pure anger made into a material by sheer force of hate alone to slam down on the normal dude in the form of 99 texts*
@eldritchabomination9726
4 жыл бұрын
Oddly specific, but aight
@funnyman-es6oo
3 жыл бұрын
@Brady Sherman hard crack
@pannacottafUWUgo
3 жыл бұрын
hello alternate me
@screamingphoenix8113
4 жыл бұрын
Anybody else find it strange that the girl who was standing behind her, was in line for coffee, had coffee in her mouth already? She must really love coffee if she already is getting another cup.
@slushpuppie19
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, someone has learned a lot from Phoenix Wright!!
@portablerefrigerator4902
Жыл бұрын
THE ACE ATTORNEY
@humanperson3779
Жыл бұрын
OBJECTION‼️‼️‼️‼️
@sampzeider6162
6 жыл бұрын
*W̷HAT ҉Ą ͜COI͠NC͟ĮDEN͠C̴E͜*
@bluejay9656
6 жыл бұрын
Sampzeider what's wrong with your comment??
@cheekybum1513
6 жыл бұрын
Blue Jay it was infected with autism by Obama’s vaccines.
@manlymom7423
6 жыл бұрын
I am noticing that when he sings....He's like.. Really fucking good.
@TristanSilverwood
6 жыл бұрын
*wow really? no one ever noticed before. Could it be because he is a v-v-v-v-v-v-voice actor?*
@ThisGuy1219
6 жыл бұрын
Harvey Sunshine actually generally yeah va’s have good-great singing
@cthonkle
6 жыл бұрын
Gizmo The Hyena begon furry, we don't like furrys here
@laggykun4602
6 жыл бұрын
Darth Tito unrelated.
@cthonkle
6 жыл бұрын
tahu nuva no one asked u
@nataliegray8019
4 жыл бұрын
"Lady, I get a lot less bitchin' from the Waifu at home." 😂😂😂😂 That was pure comedy gold!
@dx1450
5 жыл бұрын
If men are falling in love with cartoon women over you, the problem isn't with the cartoon women.
@snwoop7921
5 жыл бұрын
rain drop drop top im rick harrison and this is my pawn shop
@boldikisfaludy6046
5 жыл бұрын
You are a fucking legend!
@projectvictor3649
5 жыл бұрын
Bars
@backinyourcommentsectionag3191
5 жыл бұрын
straight fire man!
@talonstudios.
5 жыл бұрын
Legend
@thewhoakage3198
5 жыл бұрын
Legande
@satanisananimeboy8022
6 жыл бұрын
"I don't care about you" Proceeds to waste time insulting him for an hour "But i really don't care"
@EddieB-ready
6 жыл бұрын
Salty Skittles Look... I don't care about you but... but you better respond to my bitching... But if you don't that's fine too, after all I don't care. (The real meaning of it: GIVE ME ATTENTION AND COME FUCK ME DAMNIT!!!)
@smurf0920
6 жыл бұрын
he seriously didnt even reject her. She must be horribly insecure
@akshajbisht3304
6 жыл бұрын
it has 666 likes
@Binkusbigday
6 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@wormking6465
5 жыл бұрын
perks of dating me >im not samantha. im sans-antha.
@sansincontrol4178
4 жыл бұрын
yes
@jacknewark5040
4 жыл бұрын
“Sans” means “not”.
@Egonsraad
4 жыл бұрын
I want you.
@thisaccountisdead.4044
4 жыл бұрын
*nicegirlovania intensifies*
@qwertyuiop1854
4 жыл бұрын
LOL SANS!! LOL IM FUCKIN G DYING RIGHT NOW DUDE!!!! YOure so funny!
@medallionvaliance5349
5 жыл бұрын
11:13 Aren’t the Elves from Lord of the Rings supposed to be really hot? Samantha...brush up on your lore X)
@kirb9819
5 жыл бұрын
In the samantha cinematic universe there's a completely different story. Keep up with the sorrow tv lore man!
@terra_the_nightingale135
4 жыл бұрын
Medallion Valiance Orlando Bloom is pretty gorgeous I have to say
@medallionvaliance5349
3 жыл бұрын
@@terra_the_nightingale135 Utterly true
@medallionvaliance5349
3 жыл бұрын
@@kirb9819 Will do X)
@melissalaw1832
6 жыл бұрын
*LeAvE HiM aLoNe. LEEAAve him aLOONE. LEaVe hiM aLOne. leaVe him aLone. leAVE hiM aLOOONE. LEEEEEAVE HIM ALONE. LEAVE HIM ALONE*
@milokiss8276
6 жыл бұрын
LEAVADAMAN ALONE
@OzarkCrusader
6 жыл бұрын
*LEAVE HIM aLOnE*
@derekarcand1739
6 жыл бұрын
*LeAvEdAdAmNmAn ALONE*
@malsypright
6 жыл бұрын
I can't help but get this image of a horror setting in an abandoned building with 'leave him alone' scratched all over the walls
@metalheadjakob
6 жыл бұрын
the anthem of this series
@dannyla5311
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a Nice Girl and a Nice Guy produced a child.... A New Race Of Desperate Coming the summer of 2018: *The Nicening*
@cason4267
6 жыл бұрын
Danny LA a nice demon
@dannyla5311
6 жыл бұрын
Cason Nice
@lemonyfresh7367
6 жыл бұрын
run for the hills
@dannyla5311
6 жыл бұрын
*Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid!*
@notsane6967
6 жыл бұрын
Lemony Fresh But the hills have eyes, ahhh what to do
@tidepodpadthai2633
5 жыл бұрын
"Some men are legit in love with cartoon characters" Sans Fangirls: *Am I a joke to you?*
@lemondolt_9094
4 жыл бұрын
@@DacLMK anime are technically cartoons tho...
@novaroseoooooo
4 жыл бұрын
@@DacLMK But they're still cartoons 😜
@bananapudding1367
4 жыл бұрын
And baldi, bendy, cuphead fangirls
@RV-fo8xj
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair... Sans fan girls are preteens/early adolescents. Weebs will be in their 20s, 30s, 40s and wanting to bang drawings.
@whyrainy3294
4 жыл бұрын
Sans is a video game character.
@grimlock__2501
5 жыл бұрын
Her: hes gotta be 6’3”, 6 pack, making 100k a year, single, looks like chris hemsworth Her: 🐷🐮
@ghoulgamestalker4265
4 жыл бұрын
Poggers demon
@Dacweepa64
4 жыл бұрын
Mando 1606 here’s the thing though pigs are extremely cute animals, now cows are the ugly bitch animals. Fuck cows. Pigs are cool though.
@rambbler
4 жыл бұрын
@@Dacweepa64 cows are also very cute and adorable animals, these twats be looking like an out of water blob fish with overly tan foundation.
@user-oi2ef1fc9o
4 жыл бұрын
thats offencive to all cow and pigs
@Delta_2209
4 жыл бұрын
Fala em humanês
@azimuth361
5 жыл бұрын
Damn, dude. You can hit some pretty impressive high notes.
@Dakarai_Knight
5 жыл бұрын
azimuth361 yea low key I want him to drop an album now
@starburstbunny
6 жыл бұрын
the fact that you used the lumpy space princess voice for half of these makes it at least 28 times better
@TheNormExperience
5 жыл бұрын
“Like it’s not your fault you’re stupid enough to not see my value” Hey now, be fair to the man, none of us do either.
@sanesanchezs
4 жыл бұрын
Only women would try to get a man by intentionally trying to push them away and alienate them.
@kiirakunn
5 жыл бұрын
*waiting in line to GET COFFEE* *girl behind her in line spits out coffee shes yet to receive*??!! legit story
@hossdelgado626
3 жыл бұрын
Coffee girl wanted seconds?
@cosminaalex
3 жыл бұрын
@@hossdelgado626 picture someone going for a corbin bucket at kfc as they are eating from another bucket already. Beautiful
@hossdelgado626
3 жыл бұрын
@@cosminaalex I live within a 2 hour drive of the og kfc. Trust me, I've seen the crazy things people do with a bucket of grease legs
@cosminaalex
3 жыл бұрын
@@hossdelgado626 oh cool
@77Redwood
6 жыл бұрын
"Girl behind me spits out coffee" So what you're saying is that some girl bought a coffee and went back in line for a second one?
@ethanshay7208
6 жыл бұрын
stoa zimbabwe while drinking a coffee she had previously
@TripleBarrel06
6 жыл бұрын
It's easy to explain. Her saliva is made of coffee, she was just spitting in disgust at the cringy conversation.
@77Redwood
6 жыл бұрын
so she wanted to buy a second coffee before finishing her first
@mrtyz3nn795
6 жыл бұрын
LEAVE HIM A LOAN
@yaboilink2359
6 жыл бұрын
MrTyz3nn A small loan of $1,000,000.
@SpudEater
6 жыл бұрын
Link Zaddy Fucker beat me to it.
@lucapasa4519
6 жыл бұрын
Ryder21 two fuckers beat me to it ffs
@mrtyz3nn795
6 жыл бұрын
xD
@nika_akina3152
6 жыл бұрын
*LEAVE THE MAN A LOAN*
@marcusfrazier4923
5 жыл бұрын
@1:49 - "Leave 'em alone!! LEAVE. the MAN. a-LONE!" The way he was zooming the screenshot in and out to his words was killing me!! 🤣🤣
@wendygrandine2834
5 жыл бұрын
He looks like "one of the gremlins/elves from lord of the rings"?! She really is crazy
@ghulam237
4 жыл бұрын
She actually has no boundaries to being a critical pain in the ass
@cykablyat329
6 жыл бұрын
Does that chick even know what an elf from LoTR looks like? thats a major compliment right there
@prik9802
6 жыл бұрын
Cyka Blyat There isn’t a even gremlins in it either.
@ZOMBIEo07
6 жыл бұрын
Cheeki?
@yamimalik2982
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine looking like Orlando Bloom, goddamn.
@VicarMax
6 жыл бұрын
I would give an arm and a leg to possess the same golden locks as Orlando Bloom in those movies. He be out there looking like a straight up SNACC.
@TribalDood
6 жыл бұрын
Breeki?
@ISpillSprite
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks* Me: *gets drink* Me: *leaves*
@inertjohnjunk
5 жыл бұрын
*Global standing applause* *Simultaneus shockwaves from perfectly timed clapping cause widespread earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis* *Everyone dies™*
@dravenocklost4253
5 жыл бұрын
@@inertjohnjunk this is what happens to the world when TRUE Perfection happens.
@fatalpotatoe4741
5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this. This is pure bs
@Spr33h0x
5 жыл бұрын
Whole town clap at the resonant frequency of the star bucks, causing it to jiggle like jello
@ellafarabaugh5423
5 жыл бұрын
Pffft that story is so obvi fake,,, r/thathappened
@Oyasumi05
5 жыл бұрын
Reasons to date me: I'm Dio
@GigaChadh976
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds reasonable
@dumbtruccc
5 жыл бұрын
No but seriously. Why can't I get a guy like Sorrow?
@jimbomclimbo7467
3 жыл бұрын
Hes not into people only hamsters
@0rbeez
3 жыл бұрын
@@jimbomclimbo7467 ruh-roh
@neksnek2032
2 жыл бұрын
I need a guy to narrate my entire life and make it more interesting
@p0cketwatch
6 жыл бұрын
Reasons to date me: 1. i can make really good potato salad 2. 3.
@jaym.1446
6 жыл бұрын
Sydney Bettencourt looks like I just found the perfect girl.
@nadkinoneko
6 жыл бұрын
I can make the greatest BBQ to go w that salad 👏
@Trash-bd1cb
6 жыл бұрын
Sydney Bettencourt 🖕
@nimajneb8897
6 жыл бұрын
potato y tho?
@Trash-bd1cb
6 жыл бұрын
Nimajneb 527 *POTATO* SALAD
@Drivingmychrysler
5 жыл бұрын
Hold up... *WHY* IS THIS *AGE RESTRICTED*
@Nameorsmth
5 жыл бұрын
We will get revenge on that God damn white knight
@dennygorbzalez9175
5 жыл бұрын
Samantha fucking dies
@TheShyDoomer
5 жыл бұрын
Young people should see this, for educational purposes.
@plushbabyyoda1787
4 жыл бұрын
Probably being the fact that he used "stupid," and the algorithm was like, "Oh hell no that's too offensive for the young ones."
@subekennedy9554
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's because the girl said Faggot 🤣
@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
5 жыл бұрын
Pros and cons of dating me Pros: Cons: Me My personality My face That’s it
@jaxvipre8606
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sold
@yvonnienatasha1010
5 жыл бұрын
Pros: 1. Dating 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
@nathanh.9767
5 жыл бұрын
No me
@nathanh.9767
5 жыл бұрын
Ksksksk yeah I wish but I can’t even love me, I HATE me so how do you expect someone else to ever love me
@pineapple7024
5 жыл бұрын
S - R A N K
@t4tzelwurm
5 жыл бұрын
0:05 *why you gotta do that to me and get my hopes up for Under Pressure*
@unfollowtheinstructions6360
5 жыл бұрын
Twigcat _ same
@cocoaman1564
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@supercool1312
6 жыл бұрын
we need an r/samantha
@themadhammer3305
6 жыл бұрын
sonicj Polygon thats what r/nicegirls should be renamed to
@pyroshayniac1090
6 жыл бұрын
I am petitioning for r/Samantha!
@zienwolf
6 жыл бұрын
I can get behind that.
@bosniaforever
5 жыл бұрын
The best way to respond to a nicegirl is just saying one single letter which can cause a breakdown: "K"
@ceinwenhorth6250
4 жыл бұрын
I literally had someone post that “perks of dating me” thing on Facebook. They’re like in their 40s and a dude. It’s just... like... stop
@soulslider5117
5 жыл бұрын
Samantha is like Michael Myers. You can run away. You can hide. Move across the country. Defend yourself with fatal means but you'll always get that one text... "Haha you don't deserve me."
@rooksclown316
5 жыл бұрын
And when you get rid of her, she still comes back
@reptilianoverlord9151
5 жыл бұрын
That is why you stake them in the heart.
@Knightwolf1994
5 жыл бұрын
@@reptilianoverlord9151 Or get a posse to fill her full of lead in a cemetery.
@lambdalabs7807
5 жыл бұрын
Except MM is slower and less of a threat and more of an annoyance while NGs will eliminate you in one second via 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times... BuT oThEr ThAn ThAt
@lambdalabs7807
5 жыл бұрын
*via texting you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times
@TheTsugnawmi2010
6 жыл бұрын
That last girl was lonley and insecure. Very... very... VERY lonely and insecure.
@KristyK-66
6 жыл бұрын
Macent i literally dont understand how she can be sooooooo rooooood
@jiondohn1510
6 жыл бұрын
K K ruuuuuude*
@ricks8858
6 жыл бұрын
Im sorry for her..
@JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie
6 жыл бұрын
Rick S then you might be her "target market".
@KristyK-66
6 жыл бұрын
Ace of Spades but then she will be even more lonely because of how rude she is :D
@FrenkTheJoy
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh sorry, you didn't respond so I made plans with my friends." Normal person: Oh, oops! Well I'm free on Thursday, want to meet up then instead? NiceGirl: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@zoemunroe7350
4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a second to appreciate his vocal chords?
@terryfuldsgaming7995
5 жыл бұрын
Umm, if they are IN LINE AT STARBUCKS how did the girl behind you spit out her coffee??? Did she bring a coffee to Starbucks??? Why was she in line??? Clearly r/thathappened
@hannahasbury2074
5 жыл бұрын
She was waiting for her drink tho, not in line
@purplecatloverrandompizza
5 жыл бұрын
Double r/
@viscedin
5 жыл бұрын
i mean she was waiting for her drink and the girl behind her already has her coffee but it's still r/thathappened
@3ffinawesome459
5 жыл бұрын
to be fair, she might have turned, facing herself away from the barista.
@3ffinawesome459
5 жыл бұрын
@@dr.blockcraft6633 Your capitalization is both intentional and unnecessary
@sunnyomorii8755
6 жыл бұрын
“You probably look like shit from only watching Netflix and eating pizza” *I came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now*
@iago110
6 жыл бұрын
Lo Saint *Laurent no nice girl shall be forgiven*
@Lootroq
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wasn't a fan of that one. I would love to watch movies/tv and eat pizza with a chick all day
@bingustbonked
5 жыл бұрын
Welp. Maybe you should get some help.
@SamGlaze
5 жыл бұрын
Lootroq have some goals man. That would get boring right around day 2 lol
@TheShyDoomer
5 жыл бұрын
I felt personally attacked and laughed at the same time, cuz I know I'm a piece of trash and I can live with that.
@brittanypage1706
4 жыл бұрын
As a former nicegirl (due to disability reasons) I'm still ashamed 6 years later I used to act like this.
@Plavokosi_Marko98
Жыл бұрын
I am former nice guy, I am very sorry I felt entitled to girls and hurt them, I am glad I became a real gentlemen and better person.
@whimsy5623
4 жыл бұрын
Reasons to date me: I make 200k a year I am 6’6” I am single I am a pathological liar I love kittens
@BoberBoomMan
3 жыл бұрын
Wait...you hate kittens then? Dude not cool
@ticketyblue3080
6 жыл бұрын
Dude, where's the album. Your voice is legit.
@bigote7505
6 жыл бұрын
Tickety Blue on god it is
@carolinemurdock3038
6 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@ochayo9414
6 жыл бұрын
Especially at 6:10
@HumanGrunt
6 жыл бұрын
i start to watch south park, now everywhere i got i see someone with a southpark picture
@vlork666
6 жыл бұрын
Human Grunt Not like it's an extremely popular cartoon that's been around for over 20 years or anything...
@gg.no.re.
6 жыл бұрын
HOW DOES THE GIRL BEHIND HER HAVE HER COFFEE ALREADY IF SHE'S WAITING ON LINE FOR IT?
@Seedaron
6 жыл бұрын
LB G glad I wasnt thr only one thinking that. I even paused the video when I realized it
@juszak5435
6 жыл бұрын
LB G haha I posted that at like the exact same time as you
@SyBaR_
6 жыл бұрын
"And everybody clapped..."
@pringlebatch
Жыл бұрын
Maybe she's chain-drinking her coffee. Back in line to get the next one before the first is even finished! ... Addiction is a sad sad thing
@ElSirRexy
Жыл бұрын
Refill?
@Elsisalittleconcerned
5 жыл бұрын
8:53 is actually really cute though- “just like, I enjoy your presence” that’s adorable.
@crystalclarityart448
3 жыл бұрын
"Here's me not caring and blocking you" *Continues to rant and insult the poor dude*
@lyokon8
5 жыл бұрын
00:6 Nice Nice Baby 4:55 Stop Leaving Good Girls For Thot-Thots 6:11 She's A Maniac 12:05 Let The Sunshine In 12:34 Barbershop Fans
@andorrra
5 жыл бұрын
Very thank you.
@jennali9800
5 жыл бұрын
Wait, are those the real song names? I can't find anything.
@jennali9800
5 жыл бұрын
Please help I really liked the sound of the second one
@mattpoitras1949
5 жыл бұрын
Irina Blitz the second one is bad and boujee by migos
@jennali9800
5 жыл бұрын
@@mattpoitras1949 oh ok
@FittZone.
6 жыл бұрын
You should get in touch with Samantha
@stan5155
6 жыл бұрын
his voices are amazing
@peterharris3679
6 жыл бұрын
scoobs never get in touch with Samantha
@fakofakooglu7460
6 жыл бұрын
scoobs Legend says she still texts.
@thoward121993
6 жыл бұрын
She never wants to meet your ugly ginger troll ass though
@schoob4822
6 жыл бұрын
scoobs zoinks raggy
@fynnla.e
3 жыл бұрын
"You have the US Army uniform on your side, an immediate +8 to Sexiness modifier." At the time of that post, the uniform would've been ACU. Literally the ugliest uniform ever lol
@Ninitendo
5 жыл бұрын
To see if someone is a r/nicegirl: Don't text back for 1-2 hours. See how she reacts.
@benjibunny360
6 жыл бұрын
Maybe if nice guys met nice girls, we could finally have nice things in the world...
@patrik2813
6 жыл бұрын
Wait, that, if that could work, maybe we'd have...WORKING RELATIONSHIPS
@kovacszsolt6005
6 жыл бұрын
You mean "nice" guys/girls or nice guys/girls? In the former: F-ck no, don't let them reproduce. I'd rather see humanity die off than to have a humanity massed with their elevated severity offsprings.
@saeranseki
6 жыл бұрын
Ben Coole that's really fucking funny, why? Because there are no nice girls or nice boys! Hahaha. *IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT* But most girls are thots (really slutty) and most boys are fuck boys.
@DCNRS90YT
6 жыл бұрын
Ben Coole Maybe?
@patrik2813
6 жыл бұрын
White Salami sadly yes
@MistyHaven
6 жыл бұрын
I love how they're trying to be clever and act high value and yet they're hurling insults you'd hear at a 5 year old playground
@blastphantomgames6369
6 жыл бұрын
When the mask used to date people come off ruines people they suck at holding it
@bille5960
6 жыл бұрын
And yet they’re succeeding by catering to an obvious audience, unlike you.
@MistyHaven
6 жыл бұрын
Lol what are you even talking about dude, how are any of these people succeeding at anything?
@bille5960
6 жыл бұрын
Notorious White Rabbit they got the views, they got the likes, you don’t 🤷🏿♂️
@MistyHaven
6 жыл бұрын
Do you know English grammar? Nobody is liking any of the girls in this video who is the “they” I’m referring to, but I appreciate somebody with no content on their own channel trying to insult me for documenting my progress on learning, lol
@TheImaggine
4 жыл бұрын
''perks of dating me'' does it include increase damage with certain weapons no? bye then
@ayameycisco1688
5 жыл бұрын
When he pulls out those amazing vocals #maniac
@katarinarobertson6534
6 жыл бұрын
SAMANTHA WILL BE BACK AND OUT FOR REVENGE
@whickur
6 жыл бұрын
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
@washboardman7435
6 жыл бұрын
It is said that Samantha's thirst is greater than the sands of Arabia and her salt makes the Dead Sea habitable by comparison.
@MrYaseen100
6 жыл бұрын
Washboard Man lmfaooo
@corvo2696
6 жыл бұрын
I shall save this quote for possible future roasts
@danielyussof4490
6 жыл бұрын
😂
@Francklyynnnn
5 жыл бұрын
10:46 Don't mind me just bookmarking a few seconds of Sorrow TV showcasing pure talent
@chambo9212
3 жыл бұрын
The way you sing at the end of every video is my favorite part and that’s saying a lot because your videos are sick! Serious talent dude.
@oOKitty86Oo
6 жыл бұрын
Do not say her name 3 times into a mirror. It summons her.
@DrLove342
5 жыл бұрын
Who, Samantha?
@megadon_
5 жыл бұрын
@@DrLove342you're on thin ice buddy
@DrLove342
5 жыл бұрын
What's Samantha going to do? Lol
@megadon_
5 жыл бұрын
@@DrLove342 you're making a grave decision
@DrLove342
5 жыл бұрын
Samantha lol
@SirCodsworth
6 жыл бұрын
She compared him to a LoTR elf.. IM LAUGHING THOSE ELVES ARE NICE LOOKING
@lexalina132
5 жыл бұрын
Sir Codsworth right?? 😂 VERY nice looking
@Ren1111
5 жыл бұрын
Short with Hairy feet lol. I mean the main cast looked fine but that's cause they arnt actually midgets lmao. Take a look at all the background hobbits next time you watch.
@nellzdablackking
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ren1111 They meant the elves, not the hobbits
@jimmyfiddlesticks337
5 жыл бұрын
Sir Codsworth, Plus they live forever....unless a nice girl from Mordor kills them.
@a.b.1826
5 жыл бұрын
No homo I would smash Legolas
@EarlyOwOwl
4 жыл бұрын
Reasons to date me: -like vid gam and anime -is cute - *друг* -cuddles uwu
@bubbsterr4967
3 жыл бұрын
Damn, you still single? ;)
@EarlyOwOwl
3 жыл бұрын
@@bubbsterr4967 yes bc Senpai won't notice me
@Venus_beanus
4 жыл бұрын
I’m actually glad I found your channel. I love your r/nicegirls and r/niceguys videos
@elbacano97
6 жыл бұрын
I didn't think an ego as enormous yet fragile as Samantha's even existed.
@Afmadow
6 жыл бұрын
Boy, and I thought nice guys were desperate.
@invertedv12powerhouse77
6 жыл бұрын
Chelsea fc lol
@skullcandy14785
6 жыл бұрын
Life is filled with surprises
@abelerculano7565
6 жыл бұрын
Chelsea fc m'lady (this is a joke)
@alana9205
6 жыл бұрын
Maybe they should date each other
@Afmadow
6 жыл бұрын
Alana Nah they both want someone way out of their league so they would not be compatible.
@gentlegiant6585
5 жыл бұрын
You are by far the funniest nicegirl poster on KZitem 😅! Love the voiced narrations and the songs at the end. Very creative and just subbed 🤭👍😎.
@danielobrian5675
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if a woman says she's fun to be around and makes a laundry list of her perks and quirks, there's 90% chances she's damaged in some way. Worse is when she claims she's hilarious. People who are funny don't have the need to point that out.
@mannmctrash
2 жыл бұрын
Biggest red flag is if she calls her personality "quirky"
@SilverFanAccount
6 жыл бұрын
remember 6 paragraphs ago when she said she doesn't sit on her phone and type to people
@natalie9978
6 жыл бұрын
8:50 why is the girl behind already drinking coffee if they're all waiting in line at starbucks
@sillyrooster
6 жыл бұрын
natalie9978 Because everybody clapped
@StudioYami
6 жыл бұрын
Shut up don't question her totally legit story.
@medevilwori4
6 жыл бұрын
She was actually the coffee machine.
@aries6663
6 жыл бұрын
*the coffee machine broke thats why*
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat
6 жыл бұрын
natalie9978 She went back in for a muffin or something
@themindwasntbuilttobendthi833
4 жыл бұрын
This is so enlightening and hilarious. Thanks for the effort it very obvious you spend a lot of time producing your content.
@-n3b-977
5 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled upon your videos and your voice acting is 10/10. You definitely got my subscribe
@toetotipthatsabart5048
6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow’s singing keeps me alive and healthy. I’ve started singing in the way he does about random events.
@dwyn9187
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that last girl cannot handle rejection
@Smashblood101
6 жыл бұрын
Dwyn can you imagine the kind of shit storm that would have taken place if the guy just replied back “k” she probably would have tried to strangle the poor guy through his phone
@rojax_thevoicetm2385
6 жыл бұрын
Dwyn sorry :(
@gs4011
6 жыл бұрын
No she cannot. Imagine if he said some shit like, "Sorry, I already have a gf." She would've fucken killed the chick. And then the guy.
@williamb6328
Жыл бұрын
Re listening to one of my favorite playlists you have. Not just because the niceguys/nicegirls videos are funny but the funny musical moments just... make my day
@eden8992
3 жыл бұрын
my nice girl classmate told me to die cuz I critiqued her work in our school project. I said "wtf" and she responded "just kidding!!" I- She still thinks we're best friends..
libbe him a lawn.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE leaveleave him alone lone *LEAVE HIM ALONE* Lee Him A Lone.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE*
@thesenate5291
6 жыл бұрын
*BEGONE GINGER MIDGET*
@pugfugly1989
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Waiting in line at Starbucks* Me: Wait a second, this isn't right... Me: *Waiting in line at Tim Hortons* Me: That's better :)
@AmSirJoy
9 ай бұрын
Lmao your voice imitation and tone imagination behind every text is incredible and uniquely hilarious
@BramsCommando
5 жыл бұрын
Reasons to date me: .
@mexbinomorales2867
5 жыл бұрын
Aspern Park nice qualifications
@lilbop4942
5 жыл бұрын
these are similar to my standards
@jamesfilyawDigginGabe
5 жыл бұрын
Yep same
@lilbop4942
5 жыл бұрын
lol
@Zach-Fetters
5 жыл бұрын
So your adaptable? OK I am a age-fluid(usually between 16-35, sometimes 73 {with IBS and dementia }) white male with an I. Q. Of 192.63, rounded up of course. And real real good with a katana, I have this cool trick where I pop off my fedora, flip the blade behind my backs ( not a typo, I'm too smart. And if there is I did it on purpose to be more relatable) and then catch it in the front and flip it back into the air, on my head. But I can only do it when I have my pony tail in. I am smart. And very nice.
@theshittiestposter6853
6 жыл бұрын
That last chick was so desperate for something but I'm not entirely sure what she though she would get out of that tirade.
@bioniclesnapper4055
6 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's just bipolar.
@themadhammer3305
6 жыл бұрын
The Shittiest Poster probably has never had someone say no to her, so when that guy let her sown gentle she lost her shit
@AimbotFreak
6 жыл бұрын
Her dignity, but it didn't go as smooth as she thought it would.
@sarawawa8984
6 жыл бұрын
She just kept going
@Silverwind87
6 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing she took "hard to get" too seriously and wanted him to kiss her feet or some shit.
@domenicocavaliere751
4 жыл бұрын
So I’ve been watching these every now and then, whenever they surface on my recommended or when I delve deep into the r/ and up until today I assumed “Samantha” was a reoccurring person that kept texting. Whether it was from doing other things and zoning out or me just being a dumb idiot it was a smack on the face today on my way to school as I’m about to take 3 finals. So Thankyou for vacating all the precious knowledge I’ve tried to accumulate the past week
@snowleopard3532
4 жыл бұрын
12:00 - 12:33 The Ninjago ninja @ Zane at the end of season 3 (btw I LOVE your voice omg)
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