The girl who attempted the knock knock joke has more patience than I can ever hope to have
@sawyer6264
4 жыл бұрын
Cody Nemo r/niceguys
@bracefacereena
4 жыл бұрын
@@nemo-x r/niceguys
@cyanidesoup5593
4 жыл бұрын
I mean i really couldnt be with someone that couldnt understand jokes
@LunaP1
4 жыл бұрын
Zyanide 101 exactly. Dude couldn’t follow something basic. He had one job!
@bracefacereena
4 жыл бұрын
Cody Nemo Personally, I don’t care who it was who didn’t understand the joke. The fact that they were trying to help him understand and he was being all “hahahhahaha babe?!?!” Was annoying to me. If the roles were reversed, I’d still want to punch her through the screen. No difference
@groceryyeets8824
5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not being creepy” *continues to know where she lives and remembers her 2 months ago*
@loe-h
5 жыл бұрын
i'm just nice okay? stop being so defencive
@soleil2801
5 жыл бұрын
He Also knows that she plays tennis without meeting each other
@ShawnieEllis
5 жыл бұрын
@@soleil2801 very good point.
@bruhzone154
5 жыл бұрын
Grocery Yeets Aww man
@user-3dfhdha24
5 жыл бұрын
haha
@NinjaOfTheKyeboard1
5 жыл бұрын
"You're Japanese right? I love japanese girls... So cute" GIRL. RUN.
@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710
5 жыл бұрын
"RUN BITCH, RUUUN"
@eliac
5 жыл бұрын
RUNNNNN
@maxiwaxipads
5 жыл бұрын
I can feel the Slippers coming.
@jadescalet1639
5 жыл бұрын
Peak weeb
@catnium
5 жыл бұрын
Ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going..
@dumbicefairy
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm Korean" "North or South?" I don't even know if that was a joke attempt or plain stupidity
@mgb2172
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get how they have no concept of how fucking horrible they are are talking to people
@ActionableFreedom
3 жыл бұрын
@@arandomuser9459 Joke would have an emote Imo
@dittehusman5395
3 жыл бұрын
it was NOT a joke
@LB0206
3 жыл бұрын
What would the joke be?
@alpacawithouthat987
3 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s not a bad question since some people occasionally escape from North Korea and move somewhere else
@jenc9532
4 жыл бұрын
The “I demand an apology” guy has definitely done that to other women
@emmavandendool6877
4 жыл бұрын
Jen C Lmao probably something he’s written himself that he’s been copying and pasting for when every single girl rejects him. 😂😂😂
@fynnla.e
4 жыл бұрын
@@emmavandendool6877 Definitely something he's written himself.
@talktouasia6312
5 жыл бұрын
“North or south?” I’m not even Korean and that hurt my Asian soul.
@alliefoster4942
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh im not even Asian and that hurt my soul too 😅😅
@UnprofessionalProfessor
4 жыл бұрын
It hurt my soul so bad, I freed my mail-order bride.
@moondrop784
4 жыл бұрын
TalkToUAsia I’m white and it hurt my soul
@37thraven
4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine if she *was* North Korean tho? Escape all that bullshit for more of it over here * *dies a little* *
@TitaT
4 жыл бұрын
I am African and that hurt my soul..😂😂😂😂😭
@MartyRotten
5 жыл бұрын
“My uncle owns the company! We own you!” This sounds like something you’d hear from a villain in a silent melodrama, just before he kidnaps her and ties her to the railroad tracks.
@Kyavata
4 жыл бұрын
I bet he twirled his neck hairs as he laughed maniacally
@aloe_thera
4 жыл бұрын
@@Kyavata n e c k h a i r s
@DarienDragonFox
4 жыл бұрын
@@aloe_thera tf is a neck hair even?!
@ursulajoni15
4 жыл бұрын
That or the rich douchebag boyfriend from a rom-com, " you think you can steal my girl nice try bro my uncle's the CEO we own you" you know the type over gelled hair, pastel polo with the collar popped ,unnecessarily expensive slacks, Fancy Shoes, aviator sunglasses come what may be a cardigan tied around the waist
@diemilch555
4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that one scene in John Wick where the bratty son tells John Wick's friend that that bratty sons dad owns him.
@hairacross990
4 жыл бұрын
Girl: "Omg my dog bit me!" Nice Guy: "I would never do that."
@larrybonneman200
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@2ew169
3 жыл бұрын
@@larrybonneman200 6
@reyoof1232
3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment 😭😭
@godofpigeons4747
3 жыл бұрын
@@2ew169 7
@monikakavaliunaite8017
5 жыл бұрын
Dear guys, never message a girl who isn't in a relationship with you by saying " hi beautiful" or "Hello there sexy" because at least to me, that sounds super creepy
@benjaminr8961
4 жыл бұрын
I might do that if it is a clearly platonic relationship. In my experience girls like compliments.
@benjaminr8961
4 жыл бұрын
@Jay Harv28 Ya, I agree. I don't not really think there is a playbook though. It all depends on how creepy you are. I literally put 0 effort into sleeping with people so I think they understand its genuine.
@MinatheRaichu
4 жыл бұрын
Especially when you have no prior history with them. If you don't go up to strangers in public and say that, you shouldn't do it online. Simple. But nooo, because some of us would rather not go on a date with a complete stranger instead of building chemistry through funky memes and occasional chatter like normal people, we end up the bad guys.
@oronthecorn9764
4 жыл бұрын
monika kavaliunaite I AGREE
@sparkybraincell2159
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr? I mean, I appreciate the thought, but please don’t start a conversation like that.
@savannahproduction9665
4 жыл бұрын
That guy who's trying to make her "the most hated person in Boston" probably got himself the most hated person in Boston award
@skylaandreas9017
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. What did she say to make him think that everyone in Boston hate her? I bet that everyone in Boston hate him and of laughing at him
@crystalgemgirl731
4 жыл бұрын
Funny, I was thinking that too.
@TamWam_
4 жыл бұрын
Wait why did they even do that? What did that person deserve? They were just saying good luck...? Or am I missing something
@sab8620
3 жыл бұрын
as a Bostonian, I'd never seen this before. I don't think it ever made it on the air or anything.
@tiawheeler1153
3 жыл бұрын
As a resident of Boston... I don't even know who the guy even is. How can you make someone the most "hated person in Boston" when people in Boston don't even know who you are?
@reasonjefferey4644
4 жыл бұрын
Girl walking in a dark alleyway.. *nice guy grabs her* *girl screams* nice guy: why are you so defensive.
@PrincessJichu
4 жыл бұрын
That's literally what it feels like LMAO
@myramoore4463
4 жыл бұрын
I like your pfp
@BraidedByLee
4 жыл бұрын
@reason JEFFEREY you should really post some I of impractical jokers on your channel and get so suds
@ladybugscanswim
4 жыл бұрын
'Nice guys' give off gaslighting vibes
@liggityliggy7923
4 жыл бұрын
Takes woman to bedroom without consent *Screams* WHY SO DEFENSIVE
@NomiOwO
4 жыл бұрын
“Mom, dad how did you meet?” “Well you see your mom was drinking Fanta and I love Fanta.”
@jackreidasaboboras3654
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤧🤧🤧
@startingmap2387
3 жыл бұрын
What flag is in your pfp?
@Donald_Trump_2024
3 жыл бұрын
@@startingmap2387 i cant keep up honestly, i know the gay one, the Straight one, the Super Straight one, the trans one, and the lesbian one, and thats it
@rhodizitee
3 жыл бұрын
@@startingmap2387 thats the actual gay flag, the pride flag isnt the only one that the gay men have. the rainbow is the pride and the blue one in the pfp is the gay one
@boiwatchoutboi4382
3 жыл бұрын
@@Donald_Trump_2024 you apparently dont know the homosexual male one:|
@himynamesyeri2970
5 жыл бұрын
Girls: *exists* Nice guy: hippity hoppity you are my property
@IJustWantToBeAKnight
5 жыл бұрын
Girls: *Runs* Guys: yOu JeRkS!
@user-ce6cl8wg3r
5 жыл бұрын
@N/A bruh sound effect #2
@ashadowperson9905
5 жыл бұрын
@@IJustWantToBeAKnight Me(a girl): *Pulls out rifle and a katana* Back the f**k off you creep!
@samsmusichub
5 жыл бұрын
Normally I don't like this joke but you caught me off guard! 😂😂
@keizershot
5 жыл бұрын
Girl pulls out meat secptre
@univurse4283
5 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever thought about letting the woman decide what she wants?” This...this is what an actual nice guy is.
@benjaminr8961
4 жыл бұрын
Well he is getting what he wants out of it so it is not exactly a sacrifice. You know what I mean?
@andrewcurtin7003
4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminr8961 yes but hes far better then the "nice guy" so I think the point still stands XD
@benjaminr8961
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcurtin7003 I am just saying its easy to act virtuous when it does not cost you anything. That same guy might throw a huge hissy fit if things weren't going his way.
@justsomeguywholikeswater3566
4 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminr8961 Do you have any information to go off of on this?
@benjaminr8961
4 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 What are you on about? You don't need evidence to support logic. Logic proves itself.
@zatchiel
5 жыл бұрын
"you are a precious jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il" YO I'M DONE
@koshavinka2995
5 жыл бұрын
Nice Housepets pfp btw
@zatchiel
5 жыл бұрын
@@koshavinka2995 Thanks bby
@koshavinka2995
5 жыл бұрын
@@zatchiel no problem, boi
@gircakes
5 жыл бұрын
Zatch I read this as “you are a precious jewel to be protected from King Kong.”
@kaydwessie296
5 жыл бұрын
Oooo I was your 1000th like
@Omega14343
4 жыл бұрын
Guy: **sees girl drinking fanta** Also guy: *pp extendus*
@jckrnpk3026
4 жыл бұрын
😳
@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
3 жыл бұрын
B I G U S D I C K U S
@awesome_by_default
3 жыл бұрын
SCHWIIIING!
@smile_faker2607
3 жыл бұрын
D I C K U S L O N G U S
@reyoof1232
3 жыл бұрын
The guy: She was drinking Fanta ok?? How was I supposed to know it wasn't a sign of true love?!
@chill817
4 жыл бұрын
"so you girls ready to have fun with a good guy?" As a lesbian this hurt me deeply
@gentlesandladymen
4 жыл бұрын
C H I L L god same.
@the_maged_maniac_7637
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a guy and even I think that is disgusting. I hope no one ask you that with whoever you date.
@kerrychristensen7204
4 жыл бұрын
🤷 I think I can give that one the benefit of the doubt. He did ask for clarification and instead of just saying that she wasn't interested in guys what so ever, she repeated the joke. I can see how that could be misinterpreted.
@gentlesandladymen
4 жыл бұрын
Kerry Christensen it’s still an asshole thing to do. It’s not a joke to imply that they are together to hook up with guys. Don’t give him the benefit of the doubt.
@kerrychristensen7204
4 жыл бұрын
@@gentlesandladymen 12:59 He didn't, though? Just asked if they'd be up for a threesome. 🤷 Between the smiley she sent and the 'good boy' stuff, I can see where things were misunderstood on his end.
@fanendey
4 жыл бұрын
The guy obsessed with Asian girls is literally objectifying her...
@sweeyangchen3710
4 жыл бұрын
Its disgusting im asian and....
@ashmeowy
4 жыл бұрын
i’m asian and i never want to go outside again
@ikhotivus
4 жыл бұрын
mirage_from_apex same 😔
@Terra654
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not Asian and I'm also a guy but that guy fucking sucks. He needs a taste of life and needs to learn how to be... Human.
@mxtchaii2544
4 жыл бұрын
It’s disgusting how people fetishize certain races like that.. as an Asian it really scares me.
@cloudyyskies9183
5 жыл бұрын
"i fell in love with you immediately because you were drinking a beverage that i like."
@mince1035
5 жыл бұрын
Me when i see an irn bru advert
@theundeadpancake9869
5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOSH
@juniorjunior5884
5 жыл бұрын
"Yeah man I knew she was the one for me." _"How so bro?"_ "I saw her eating mac and cheese, my favorite meal. I knew she was my soul mate after that."
@cloudyyskies9183
5 жыл бұрын
@@juniorjunior5884 *_b r u h_*
@mr.s9783
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I saw a girl drinking cold brew coffee once and I nutted on the spot.
@hiiloveu1521
4 жыл бұрын
"so you girls ready to have fun with a good guy?" I'm not even a lesbian but I can't possibly express my disgust and anger with words.
@theoverratedchannel6225
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr? That was really disgusting. Like dude, shut up and leave the girls alone! Hello?🙄
@ripewatermelonlol
3 жыл бұрын
Ppl like that make me think I’m straight up just gay not bi
@fruitloop420
3 жыл бұрын
This guy needs to get isolated from social media. Maybe he'll go out there and try to look someone in the eyes with those words. I highly doubt, that he will survive his fall.
@fruitloop420
3 жыл бұрын
@@ripewatermelonlol Decide to be what you want.
@Complex.History
2 жыл бұрын
Cringe af
@caseygibson7981
5 жыл бұрын
That knock knock joke guy gave me a stroke
@generalripper7528
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was hard to watch/read.. but hey apparently his IQ is close to genius level.
@ncllss
5 жыл бұрын
I'm having a seizure bc of that dude
@LunaP1
5 жыл бұрын
Same😆😆😆😆
@XDarkEcho
5 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel like he already knew what the punchline, but decided to draw it out. I'm more concerned on why the girl even kept trying so hard.
@eagletgriff
5 жыл бұрын
not to mention he was tryna flirt with her in the process.
@heather8777
5 жыл бұрын
_"My IQ is 3 points less than genius level"_ *_So you're not a genius then?_*
@thatoneravenclaw417
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they mean an idiot who doesn't get knock knock jokes.
@John-jl4dl
4 жыл бұрын
_My IQ is 3 points less than average level_
@zackwoods5077
4 жыл бұрын
He forgot a zero and put genius level instead of average level. So he meant to say "My IQ is 30 points less than average level."
@funtimefoxy6307
4 жыл бұрын
Technically it would be 137 but I mean if you can't even get a knock knock joke......yeesh kid...
@kevinb314
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he's not actually high IQ, but I wouldnt want even Genius level IQ if it meant being so stupid in some areas that you dont even know how knock knock jokes work... Plus clearly doesnt know how to talk to women in the slightest... I'd rather be dumb AF but likable lol
@karma6380
4 жыл бұрын
"My uncle owns the company! We own you!" Thats sounds similar to "My dad onws roblox and he will ban u!" I doubt he owns anything than a super high ego.
@gianna5445
4 жыл бұрын
Karma I used to say my uncle owned Animal Jam in fourth grade so people would trade me stuff
@stuartstribling2296
4 жыл бұрын
gianna that’s how mafia works.
@thehamburgergamer7871
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wanted the girl to say “oh ok I’ll speak to ____ about apologizing to you” and watch him squirm to come up with an excuse why not.
@thepersondotjpg
4 жыл бұрын
*Wait, does he own coke?*
@PigFishYT
4 жыл бұрын
If the company is slave trading hes correct tho
@naturewarrior5548
4 жыл бұрын
“Hot girl was at party but I chose you” Me: *PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU*
@fruitloop420
3 жыл бұрын
That's funny because PIKACHU has the colour of Fanta.
@SleepyGremlinRaine
3 жыл бұрын
(•-•)
@kazuma7232
Жыл бұрын
@@fruitloop420You mean Raichu?
@fruitloop420
Жыл бұрын
@@kazuma7232 are you implying that fanta isn't yellow?
@kazuma7232
Жыл бұрын
@@fruitloop420 Yes. It's normally orange. Is there some joke I don't understand?
@theamazingpou
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs almost sold Spongebob for 62 cents.
@drakevandiver340
5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit
@bambiboi7269
5 жыл бұрын
yo hol up is krabs a human trafficker
@VaporwaveSunset
5 жыл бұрын
Mr crabs sees human trafficking as a buisness opportunity
@felix_0771
5 жыл бұрын
Wait doesn't he know the secret recipe I think that's a bad idea
@MonoKrohm_2020
5 жыл бұрын
Actually he DID sell Spongebob for 62 cents
@TimmyTam
5 жыл бұрын
"We met because our eyes crossed paths" EXCUSE ME WHAT
@Parker05
5 жыл бұрын
Woman: Looks at nice guy Nice guy: *If she looking at me, she looking for D*
@spacecore2935
5 жыл бұрын
Hexatechimal 20-31 38 There is a D in my name... Holy frick I’m scared now
@itscris01
5 жыл бұрын
Hazel Fig ‘Give me all that thy have this night, for we might die of cholera, typhoid or dysentery on the morrow.’
@RackednStackeddd
5 жыл бұрын
What kind of zodiac spirit animal crystal ball type of crap is this?
@sallywinston5305
5 жыл бұрын
If this was true, then I have met SO many people. Wonder why they haven't tried looking me up and calling me? Rude.
@mareksaunders4210
5 жыл бұрын
"My IQ is 3 points less than genius level"
@eveb6559
5 жыл бұрын
This is way funnier with your profile pic
@thething2723
5 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is so cool
@casketbutter
5 жыл бұрын
more like 3 points less than average.
@colossaldumbass6884
5 жыл бұрын
Rut Roh Raggy, Shaggy.
@therion8469
5 жыл бұрын
Marek Saunders and yet he doesn’t know what knock knock joke is 😂
@WolfyFancyLads
4 жыл бұрын
"My family own you! We'll dock your wages (fake text)! You're a frigid mare!" OP just sitting there, gathering all the evidence she needs for a company ruining lawsuit...
@awkwardukulele6077
5 жыл бұрын
“Please, just a *crumb of COOCHIE!!!* ” Fuckn *saved*
@ExDee419
5 жыл бұрын
I read your comment as "Please, just a *crumb of COOKIE!!!* " haha
@rog4566
5 жыл бұрын
Good morn’ krusty cooch
@DisposableHeroDayZ
5 жыл бұрын
"We met spiritually." Is my new favorite creepy thing to say.
@vaiosony2
5 жыл бұрын
I will use that one
@kaydwessie296
5 жыл бұрын
I love using the term "knew each other biblically" but I'll be adding this one to my "shit normal people don't say" vocabulary
@yesindeed3302
2 жыл бұрын
@@kaydwessie296 mind sharing some of you vocabulary with me? I need new ways to scare people on co-op
@chriswolf3686
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm Korean" "North or South?" *_Bruh sound effect #2_*
@devieditz112
5 жыл бұрын
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@devieditz112
5 жыл бұрын
@Guardian Bailey no prob 👌
@vaiosony2
5 жыл бұрын
H-28 I feel extremely stupid but why are people making fun of the question?
@bimbokitti
5 жыл бұрын
Batman i think u should just look up north korea tbh
@vaiosony2
5 жыл бұрын
BAMBILUVS I know about that but how is it relevant to the question? North Koreans still exist in other countries. Refugees for example.
@cxtcutsml706
4 жыл бұрын
As a girl this is making me scared of talking to guys. And it’s honestly scaring me I don’t usually feel this way..
@thehamburgergamer7871
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry. I would consider myself to be the average male, and I, along with most other guys, aren’t like this. Plus, if you ever meet one of these people, just say you are not interested and block them. If they try to go further you can call the police.
@tomguy8151
4 жыл бұрын
Just remember, if they say "I'm not like other guys" or, "im a nice guy" RUN
@Karmat00ns06
4 жыл бұрын
Yep, they’re the real simps there
@gautamsharma3361
4 жыл бұрын
Not every person is a nice guy like those! People know that forcing someone or mocking them when they reject you is not justified! Moreover if someone tries this shit, just report the fucking loser to police, they will teach him a good lesson!
@dogerish
3 жыл бұрын
i’m a guy, and it’s making me scared of humanity dear lord, what has this become
@plant_12
5 жыл бұрын
The Korean girl: *Does not give guy a chance* Guy: Men does not like having their emotions played with! I will give you a second chance! Girl: *Doesn't even want a second chance*
@littlesadeo
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr so creepy😂
@chamechevy6304
4 жыл бұрын
Damien: *does light, cute voice for a guy* also *does deep voice for girl* At least us deep voice girls are getting some appreciation.
@sadtitties222
4 жыл бұрын
@Chebbi Ven Ikr, more love for us deep voiced girls/women! 😁
@alfedosucksatgames5008
4 жыл бұрын
Listen. They say when a girl likes you their voice gets higher. So I'm hoping that you'll sound like Morgan Freeman when you see me
@lauren4262
4 жыл бұрын
alfedo sucksatgames haha
@chamechevy6304
4 жыл бұрын
@Ashton Overstreet oh no, I know, but ya know lol.
@internalscreaming7566
4 жыл бұрын
alfedo sucksatgames Have you ever had girls just shrieking over you? I’m curious
@cheezebun0325
4 жыл бұрын
_i swear to god if that guy says “defensive” one more time-_
@chibiprussia5574
3 жыл бұрын
Drinking game everytime he says it
@burnttoast3925
3 жыл бұрын
@@chibiprussia5574 nah, you don't want to die from alcohol poisoning.
@raptorzpackgaming8860
3 жыл бұрын
@@chibiprussia5574 I would have died by the 5 shot
@l4r1n3
3 жыл бұрын
SHIELD WALLS DEFENSIVE ...am I a video game character?
@bruh......2005
3 жыл бұрын
GiRls ArE sOo dEfEnsIVe anD neVEr gO To tHe nIce gUys liKe uS😒😔
@mohamedkiyumi3429
4 жыл бұрын
No one: “Kane”: WhY ArE YoU BeInG So DeFeNsIve
@gilsai4990
4 жыл бұрын
"Ur soo inteLiGeNt" yea, but Ur not. bye xD (what the hell was this guy)
@Sneed107
3 жыл бұрын
Girl: hi Kane: *WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DEFENSIVE??*
@nataliatheweirdo
4 жыл бұрын
“Knock knock” “Whos there” “You can’t” “You can’t what babe?” “No it isnt-“ *i kNow hOw a GodDaMn jOke wOrKs*
@calibcrockett
4 жыл бұрын
So cringe with the "babe" and "sweetheart" shit after every text OOF
@flinggonza5688
4 жыл бұрын
Calling someone babe or sweetheart whose not your SO is basically level 1 cat calling
@milkbread5036
4 жыл бұрын
@Remas Almusabeh Girls don't like being called any names except their real name if they're not close with the guy....
@jasmink3841
4 жыл бұрын
@Remas Almusabeh yeah I usually call people sweetheart or hun but it doesn't really mean anything
@mikerivera373
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if I knew someone was gonna try to pull that on me, I’d start fucking with them and giving the same “you can’t what?” responses
@psychedelicsunrise6397
5 жыл бұрын
"You are a precious Korean jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il" 😂🤣😭 *I'M DEAD*
@lavenderbees
5 жыл бұрын
So is Kim Jong Il 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lavenderbees
5 жыл бұрын
He's here to protect you from Kim Jong Il's ghost
@psychedelicsunrise6397
5 жыл бұрын
@@lavenderbees you clever bean you
@ayetiwithinternetacces875
4 жыл бұрын
He legit seems like he was trolling.
@a_wise_dudette2200
2 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong 2..?
@GimpingFish
4 жыл бұрын
“Oh Korea? North or South” **Kim Jong-Un wants to know your location**
@nursegrenade
4 жыл бұрын
HA
@acuriousspoon843
4 жыл бұрын
*east*
@RealWorldHub
4 жыл бұрын
*West*
@someguy9505
4 жыл бұрын
*Central*
@dontask6263
4 жыл бұрын
*Middle*
@laurynolacsi5293
4 жыл бұрын
These guys are the reason why my parents are so strict that i can’t even have my own phone. They messed up my entire teenage years and someone who touched me had the same DNA as i did. My parents didn’t believe me when i told them who did that to me. Ive been keeping this in for 5 years so i had to talk and idc if no one listens but finally felt some relief getting this off my chest
@Trickster-is1pe
3 жыл бұрын
What?
@AvengedPanzer
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that. You should look up some self defense and combat learning videos, so no one can do this to you ever again.
@rjflores3800
3 жыл бұрын
@@AvengedPanzer the fuck? Telling someone to look up self defense is so harming and detrimental, your literally contributing to someone potentially harming her again all because you wanted to sound smart. My guess is you’ve never trained in any art otherwise you would know how bullshit and predatory most “self defense” instructors are. People like you drive me up a wall, I’ve dedicated my life to Muay Thai and bjj and you come along with some bullshit where watching a video with zero training is going to somehow protect you from a predator. If your taking “self defense” you need to quit and devote your time to actually going to gym and learn something real. Kids these fuckin days.
@KeebyFan
2 жыл бұрын
I went through the exact same situation and i know how fucking terrifying it is and still is to think and remember what happened, you never go back to be the same after such a thing, you're really brave for speaking about it, i hope you're doing really well in life
@laurynolacsi5293
2 жыл бұрын
@@KeebyFan thank you I am❤️
@thousandmemories954
5 жыл бұрын
‘ are you Japanese ‘ (sigh) (I N H A L E S)
@limonx6778
5 жыл бұрын
Hi im a nice guy and i read ur comment in youtube and ur amazing tord photo u r so perfect i love u and i want to marry u. That's my impression of a "nice guy". Is it good?
@thousandmemories954
5 жыл бұрын
I like your photo too.. but. (im calling the police)
@limonx6778
5 жыл бұрын
@@thousandmemories954 I'll take that as a "your impression is great, but please stop"
@Michelle-iq2yp
5 жыл бұрын
👏 *BOI* 👏
@fashiue6615
5 жыл бұрын
girl: Im tired :/ guy: wAiT I tHoUgHt yOu wErE JApAnEsE?!?!?!
@shadybeashooketh1911
5 жыл бұрын
So *that's* why Billie wears the baggy clothes
@shinfren
5 жыл бұрын
Literally tho, it actually is ajshajsh
@shadybeashooketh1911
5 жыл бұрын
@@shinfren fr lmaoo
@isabellahu4606
5 жыл бұрын
Billie literally posted a meme about that on her story the other day
@shadybeashooketh1911
5 жыл бұрын
@@isabellahu4606 ooh what if it was inspired by my comment lmao
@rawrmscryfrm
5 жыл бұрын
Lolll
@kevintrang3007
5 жыл бұрын
*8:40* "Kim Jong Il" That guy CAN'T be serious!
@heselofhephidiyiai5985
5 жыл бұрын
A jewel to be protected He talks like Kim Jong urn as if he is a Jewel heist perp
@evieanne407
4 жыл бұрын
"How many nice guys have you encountered" My count is currently 14. Half of them asked for adult fun time and I'm not even 18 👌🏻
@milkbread5036
4 жыл бұрын
ruuuuuuuuuunnnnn
@thehamburgergamer7871
4 жыл бұрын
*Wait, that’s illegal!*
@evieanne407
4 жыл бұрын
@@thehamburgergamer7871 That doesn't usually stop them
@laurynolacsi5293
4 жыл бұрын
Same the most guys on my dms were 20+ and i had 20 guys🤮
@evieanne407
4 жыл бұрын
@Meng Hao age of consent where I live is 18. I know full well thank you. And reguardless of age, the legal age of consent doesnt excuse unsolicited d!ck pics and literal demands to meet up and have adult relations
@josephinekalbfleisch5100
5 жыл бұрын
i literally choked when he said he would protect her from Kim Jong Un ll
@mgy2k6
5 жыл бұрын
same omfg
@idadalmeida9536
5 жыл бұрын
I face palmed so hard
@eliac
4 жыл бұрын
I *g r o a n e d* out loud
@yellowcactustvz4929
4 жыл бұрын
What was the censorship of the ethnicity for then?
@yellowcactustvz4929
4 жыл бұрын
Il is dead too lol
@kyuura4324
5 жыл бұрын
That guy from the long post was more of a creeper than those green guys from minecraft
@Gumbphre
5 жыл бұрын
I cringed me tf out because thats my name
@LunaP1
5 жыл бұрын
😆👍
@kywhy734
5 жыл бұрын
Dude literally had a whole relationship in his own head.
@yourfavoriteclaymationpeng2926
5 жыл бұрын
Green Guys? Get out of here you Roblox peasant!
@kyuura4324
5 жыл бұрын
Your Favorite Claymation Penguin R/woooosh?
@sweetbubbles1929
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not like other guys." You got that right buddy, all the fellas I know are good people.
@night-seeker666
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could say the same.
@controversialguy
Жыл бұрын
@@night-seeker666 why ?
@night-seeker666
Жыл бұрын
@@controversialguy Because I know a lot of nasty fellas.
@controversialguy
Жыл бұрын
@@night-seeker666 Cool
@Zavefwar
4 жыл бұрын
I stand amazed people like this exist.
@Safi494
4 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much 10% the Internet, and it sucks.
@xen5558
4 жыл бұрын
@@Safi494 indeed, it also sucks to be one of these people, or at least be used to be like them in the past, and I did lol I hate myself eh. It's just creepy.
@tomguy8151
4 жыл бұрын
OH PLEASE HAHAHA thats not even the worst of it
@stellarknight04
3 жыл бұрын
@@xen5558 uhh damn... same
@codeinexrist
3 жыл бұрын
i think you mean "disgusted"
@Sandstimes
5 жыл бұрын
"U do hookups" 2 messages later "I'm in love with you"
@jackbarnes7626
4 жыл бұрын
“Oh korea, North or south?” “what the hell do you think” 😂😂😂
@Goodwind88
3 жыл бұрын
I'm Korean and I get this question a lot...
@jackbarnes7626
3 жыл бұрын
@@Goodwind88 blows my mind how stupid people can be
@klarabarunovic9841
3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it...
@Goodwind88
3 жыл бұрын
@SlimyKlerburt East
@Goodwind88
3 жыл бұрын
@@klarabarunovic9841 thats an oof
@sturmtruppen3493
5 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: take a shot every time he says defensive
@augustcollman8605
5 жыл бұрын
*wasted*
@shirleymicallef8449
5 жыл бұрын
And hostile
@jargon1373
5 жыл бұрын
F
@lavenderbees
5 жыл бұрын
help I have alcohol poisoning
@lulikam
4 жыл бұрын
5:24 wait a second- did the dude just type “sighs to myself”
@dogerish
3 жыл бұрын
lmao i didn’t notice that brilliant.
@deja-vu6279
3 жыл бұрын
lel
@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
3 жыл бұрын
"Off to hang myself"
@Sneed107
3 жыл бұрын
@@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX "WATCH AND LEA-" *critical hit*
@mrtrollnator123
Жыл бұрын
That's the corniest shit I've ever seen 😂
@sweeyangchen3710
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus fricking christ. Girls dont want to be treated like this, and on r/nicegirls boys derserve better. MoRaL oF ThE sToRy: BW A DECENT HUMAN BEING
@silaswyda3339
4 жыл бұрын
anyone who calls themself a nice *insert gender* is automatically assumed to be an entitled dick
@lilithfromtboi
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes nice
@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
3 жыл бұрын
Those two subreddits are the resons why id rather turn into a weed plant and not have to deal with that bullshit
@SimF1e
3 жыл бұрын
the same princible about calling yourself smart. If you say "im nice" you arent, if you say "im smart" you arent that being said im smart and im nice
@awesome_by_default
3 жыл бұрын
@@SimF1e ooooh self burn, those are rare XD. In all seriousness though, I totally agree. "Often the loudest person in the room is the most insecure." It goes for more than just "being nice" or intelligence. If you have to tell everyone that you are "insert trait here" then you probably aren't. Of course, context matters. They are SOME specific times where it is appropriate to boast about traits, but I can't stress this enough, THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN! When it comes to meeting people and forming connections, don't be like that. Let actions speak for themselves.
@Detrifus
5 жыл бұрын
11:58 "I picture him as a villain who, once he gets rejected, his true powers come out." Me: "Waluigi??"
@pokedactyl
5 жыл бұрын
Yas
@cottontaelle
5 жыл бұрын
im sorry but this is the funnies tthing in the world
@kaid7281
5 жыл бұрын
W A H
@IJustWantToBeAKnight
5 жыл бұрын
*W A H ?*
@izzyravin9713
5 жыл бұрын
Smg4??!?
@DreemyDreemz
5 жыл бұрын
"Being nice isn't a personality trait" The Sims: Are you sure about that? (The trait is actually "good" or something, but it works...well enough)
@Terryterryterryterryterry
5 жыл бұрын
They aren't even that nice, though! They say a lot of insults and think they know everything and are so entitled.
@sansundertale7406
5 жыл бұрын
@@Terryterryterryterryterry I know, right? I'm super chill with actual nice guys, but being "nice" in order to pull a chick into a relationship or get some quick pussy isn't actually being nice. It's being manipulative.
@hddonutmanas8443
5 жыл бұрын
no
@allihavearepasta-basedthou2890
5 жыл бұрын
@@Terryterryterryterryterry Couldn't tell if you were talking about the 'nice guys' or the Sims. It works for both.
@moondrop784
4 жыл бұрын
Totallyahooman it was nice in the sims 3 I think
@Jeminali4167
3 жыл бұрын
My ex best friend was like this. He wouldn't give up or admit when he was wrong, which was the most frustrating thing. I told him directly multiple times to f*ck off, but he just won't. It's been like this for 5 months now. How can someone's mind be tainted to the point of thinking you're nice even after you have been told that you're not? Saying you're nice doesn't make you nice.
@night-seeker666
2 жыл бұрын
Actually, I've decided to take up the logic of a nice guy and decide that I am a hummingbird of some kind.
@boringbrianne7606
5 жыл бұрын
"You are a precious jewel to be protected from Kim Jong Il" bro i just- im cackling like a deranged witch
@martinwathen3807
4 жыл бұрын
I really don't know how she didn't fall for him right there. The most romantic thing I've ever heard.
@counttheclock3318
4 жыл бұрын
martin wathen standards...dear child it’s called standards
@deletodraw1944
Жыл бұрын
@@counttheclock3318 Also known as jokes.
@Pinnjaaa
5 жыл бұрын
"Nice guy" is a warning now days.
@Kyavata
4 жыл бұрын
It always was.
@tendericed2749
4 жыл бұрын
If the Noun is accompanied by a „nice“ I always take 2 steps back
@PichDextro
5 жыл бұрын
mY iQ iS 3 pOiNtS fRoM gEnIuS *doesn't even know how to follow basic instructions*
@mimigottfried8604
5 жыл бұрын
@satan That's exactly what a dumbass would say hahah.
@jeremias5784
5 жыл бұрын
@satan IS NOT A PHASE MOM, IN THE NEXT ALBERT ANSTAIN
@Hanna-po6mt
5 жыл бұрын
i feel like he already knew and just trolling the girl xD
@m.a.g.4881
5 жыл бұрын
@Deserve Not Desire be was joking man
@raildevblx6061
5 жыл бұрын
What the absolute fuck is this replying section? "Smart" is just a labeling of our society. One's appearances, intelligence, and so on could do something better than you. If said "smart" involves some level of cleverness and being wise, I'm pretty sure rule following isn't a choice. Why? Because you wouldn't be smart if you'd disobey them. But I didn't tell you all this, and also it's common sense.... Which isn't common here... But what can you do... Move on...
@igotstayzen4381
3 жыл бұрын
I REALLY CANT BELIEVE "NICE GUYS" CALL THEMSELVES NICE IN THE SAME MESSAGES WHEN THEY'RE INSULTING THE PERSON THEY'RE TALKING TO 😂😂😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😭😂
@awesome_by_default
3 жыл бұрын
*steals food from the homeless guys living on the side of the road* "I'm such a good citizen."
@Briellevansant
5 жыл бұрын
The guy who thinks he can harass that girl because he’s higher up in the company makes me want to die. SUE HIM
@frankf684
5 жыл бұрын
Gabrielle VanSant that seemed like total bull shit on his part
@ok-op8lg
5 жыл бұрын
uh sueing people aint cheap
@IllHandleThis
4 жыл бұрын
pėnjis True, but she has a legitimate case and could actually make bank. It would be worth it.
@lclane5256
4 жыл бұрын
Classism at its finest.
@DrTimeSCPPsych
4 жыл бұрын
She could literally go to labor board and I only Sue him for sexual harassment the workplace but could Sue the company for covering for him
@privcraft_
5 жыл бұрын
8:05 "hot girl from school like no homo, but DAYUM" Plot twist: *OP ended up with the hot girl*
@sommer2492
4 жыл бұрын
Good for her
@ghostofabetterworld4862
4 жыл бұрын
Better love story than Twilight
@beastjr7423
4 жыл бұрын
Guy: *basically harasses OP and spams her the whole time* OP: *rejects him the entire time* Guy: why are you playing with my emotions
@chalabread
3 жыл бұрын
Normal person: You’ve changed your number 4 times and I’ve kept blocking you Stalker: I’m a pretty nice guy
@Kommiekiller
4 жыл бұрын
“You’re a jewel to be protected from Kim Jong ill” I spit my coffee all over my phone dammit 😂
@internalscreaming7566
4 жыл бұрын
I started screeching, my little sister yelled at me
@marissacalle8492
4 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂
@internalscreaming7566
4 жыл бұрын
Marissa Calle MY LITTLE SISTER HAS YOUR NAME MARISSA OK THIS IS SOME WEIRD VOODOO CRAP WHAT THE FRICK-
@marissacalle8492
4 жыл бұрын
@@internalscreaming7566 Haha. Umm this is also weird but it's not my actual name. My friend is writing a book and Marissa is the main character and I REALLY like her book so I used it 😂😂 Hope this puts you at ease lol
@internalscreaming7566
4 жыл бұрын
Marissa Calle Still XD I find it funny that I mentioned my sister and then her name just appears I’m dying oh my gosh XD
knock knock whos there ihavea ihavea who? i have a boyfriend (i should clarify i'm not gay)
@mlkforever2010
4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock Whos there Death Hi buddy I found some more targets humanity calls them "the nice guys" Thanks
@updated_autopsy_report1
3 жыл бұрын
@• K a t h y • that's actually creative tho.
@movedouttoanewhome
3 жыл бұрын
@@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 I'm gay
@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
3 жыл бұрын
@@movedouttoanewhome neato.
@noway4792
5 жыл бұрын
Reasons why girls go for Chad's: 1. Chad's not a desperate loser 2. Chad can accept 'no' as a reasonable answer 3. Chad has a life other than chasing girls and harrassing them 4. Chad has friends and doesn't get clingy Be like Chad. Don't be butthurt over rejection. PS: All of you can argue in the comments just because this comment got under your skin but bottom line is girls go for guys who aren't like you, or people who get bothered over irrelevant little things because it's unattractive in general. And I'm not going to spend any more of my time trying to argue with trolls who want to pretend that saying that certain opinions are wrong is going to suddenly change people's mind about it. You can comment and argue all you want. I'm not changing my mind about this, and I'm not taking down this comment because you think I'm an " idiot" for not agreeing with you. Thank you for proving my point.
@moonjellygirl
5 жыл бұрын
Speach ☝️ that's true
@Xannyphantom905
5 жыл бұрын
@@thesoupiestsoupster9019 you go for both
@Mizzurani
5 жыл бұрын
Arent Chads well known for dont accept a no? Because they just take want they want. This things is what normal People do.
@noway4792
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mizzurani then you need to get out more and meet new people.
@Mizzurani
5 жыл бұрын
@@noway4792 Why? I mean im quite active. What in my comment is wrong?
@dallaspayday2480
4 жыл бұрын
"Ooo Its a Big Boi Post" I just love the joy in his voice when he says that
@sallywinston5305
5 жыл бұрын
Girl: *exists* Nice guy: MARRY ME!!! I LOVE YOUR BOOBS!!!! Guy: *exists* Nice guy: *blends in with normal people* Guy: *has a girlfriend* Nice guy: DAMN YOU CHAD!!!!!
@mowthekitt
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sallywinston5305
5 жыл бұрын
@@kaid7281 Nice girl: *texts during a godforsaken hour in which most people would be asleep* Guy: *doesn't text cause he's sleeping* Nice girl: YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!!
@AlicesOdyssey
4 жыл бұрын
Yikes that long post gave me serious creeper vibes. Like he's gonna wear her skin as a suit
@theblackbaron4119
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's ether going to get a restraining order or won't be allowed to be anywhere near a school area with kids.
@alyseb5730
4 жыл бұрын
The beautiful, so smooth Asian skin...? Yeah... yeah...
@KillaCheeto56
4 жыл бұрын
So many red flags that you could sew them together to make crimson tapestry.
@NeroPawz
3 жыл бұрын
_it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again_
@mercuryspoon8483
3 жыл бұрын
@@theblackbaron4119 why not both doing a good thing for the world
@zackwoods5077
4 жыл бұрын
8:25 That is wrong on so many levels. 1. He barely knew her most likely, so how was she a "jewel worth protecting?" 2. She is South Korean almost certainly. 3. She was in a relationship, so she wasn't worth pursuing. 4. She not only rejected him, but was clearly uncomfortable as well. 5. The comment is insanely creepy and racist. 6. Kim Jong Il was dead for years when he said that. 7. It's laughable to think a "nice guy" is capable of protecting someone from a powerful and infamously cruel regime. 8. The "I'm not being creepy" text right after was hilariously stupid.
@PutYoRhymeOn
4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, that is all correct and you can add about ten more..
@zackwoods5077
4 жыл бұрын
@@PutYoRhymeOn That was just all I had without analyzing the situation. I'm sure there is a lot more than what I listed.
@PutYoRhymeOn
4 жыл бұрын
@@zackwoods5077 Not correcting you, just emphasizing how wrong the dude was
@Tenshi_Eirian
3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a stalker and a abuser
@sullybriggs5803
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Asian fetishization is horrible and needs to be definitely shown and gotten ride of
@UniversalDirp
3 жыл бұрын
6:37 “whatbthe hell did you think” was the funniest thing ever
@Vox-tale2322
5 жыл бұрын
These people must be from Egypt. They're really in *deNILE* . . . Okay, I'll see myself out
@kaloyanfilipov432
5 жыл бұрын
That was actually the best joke i've read today.
@andrada1752
5 жыл бұрын
You made my day!
@IvefoundthetruthonMay
5 жыл бұрын
I've heard that one multiple times today but it's still funny.
@AFarmerCalledChicken
5 жыл бұрын
No! Come back!
@mr_gyni
5 жыл бұрын
i am Egyptian and i am NOT like those people.
@edwxrdfox
5 жыл бұрын
This man really asked North or South I-
@vaiosony2
5 жыл бұрын
North Koreans still exist in other countries... refugees for example
@edwxrdfox
5 жыл бұрын
@@vaiosony2 I know that, but someone from North Korea is a lot less common outside of the country than someone from South Korea.
@vaiosony2
5 жыл бұрын
Bingewatch still, it doesn’t make the question invalid. Even if it’s less likely, it’s still possible
@edwxrdfox
5 жыл бұрын
@@vaiosony2 Okay, the question's not invalid but it was funny in the given context.
@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
5 жыл бұрын
@@vaiosony2 Thats still a wierd question, its like seeing a white person and asking if your ancestor had red hair. Its likely, but uncommon and wierd to ask.
@uwu8725
4 жыл бұрын
The most surprising thing here was how quickly these guys say ‘I love you’. Maybe it’s just me, but I take years to say that simple statement, so I really doubt they could come close to meaning it.
@user-rv3wj7dw2k
4 жыл бұрын
Are you "OwO" 's mom?
@aronasmundurjonasson3175
3 жыл бұрын
I assume that guys are more straightforward than girls. I tend to notice, when a guy is interested in a girl, he'll go for it, whereas a girl doesn't necessarily go for it. I think it's even more noticeable in same-sex relationships. I remember it when my boyfriend and I asked each other out, it went pretty directly and straightforward. On the contrary, in lesbian relationships, I've heard (and please note the "heard", I don't know many lesbian people, so I'm not very well informed) that a girl doesn't go very straightforward when she wants to ask another girl out. Also, I'm convinced that it's not a biological thing. I'm convinced that it's the society which pushes the guys to make the first step, and the girls to "wait". If you look at Iceland for example, which is one of the most feminist countries out there, and where gender equality is very well established and respected, women often do the first step, as I've heard. So yeah, I think we should teach boys to be respectful, and not let them "teach" themselves by watching/reading some questionable things.
@TheGoreTheorists
3 жыл бұрын
@@aronasmundurjonasson3175 oh my god you are one of the only sane people in the KZitem reply section
@Valoelify
2 жыл бұрын
@@aronasmundurjonasson3175 It IS biological though for men to do the chasing. Just look at nature, look at any animal race, the male will always do the chasing and the wooing of the female. And while humans are not animals, this type of behaviour is largely part of the ingrained human biology and instinct. I am a very feminine woman, and I only feel attracted to men that are masculine and not afraid to chase. My boyfriend chased me all over the place and we are planning to get married. Not everyone are the same way, of course not, but I am just pointing out that FOR MOST people, this dynamic is ingrained into our biology from nature itself.
@fridolinmaier8806
3 жыл бұрын
Those guys always seem to assume the worst. This unhealthy attitude becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
@awesome_by_default
3 жыл бұрын
It's a slippery slope that leads to them becoming incels.
@bleh553
5 жыл бұрын
*1:00 am* Nice Guy: Hello beautiful. Girl: *sleeping* Nice Guy: YOU *BLEEP* I BET CHHHAAADD SUCKS ANYWAY!! GIRLS DON'T KNOW A NICE GUY WHEN THEY SEE ONE. Girl: *still sleeping*
@rev1714
4 жыл бұрын
*real shit?*
@jasonudosen4289
4 жыл бұрын
@@rev1714 *I* *go* *back* *to* *sleep*
@mdawg362
4 жыл бұрын
Funniest part is when they wake up they might have been like "eh ill give this guy a chance. Maybe it was a misunderstanding" but then 9 times out of 10 the guy fucks it up
@tendericed2749
4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, that is literally the behaviour of MY FATHER if I happen to not write before morning
@makhnig3150
4 жыл бұрын
Get over those 3 frnd squad baeb
@TTVArgusGuy
5 жыл бұрын
Nice guys and Nice girls seem like perfect matches for each other! But in fact, they’re not a match for anyone
@jhalilxvii
5 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is scaring me
@thelivingliver6715
5 жыл бұрын
Jako i think nice guys and nice girls live in parallel universes from one another, cuz i never seen a post where a nice guy and nice girl are talking to each other 😂
Black Cat you dont mean.... NICE GUYS AND NICE GIRLS ARE THE SAME PEOPLE DISGUISED AS ONE ANOTHER?!
@BlackCat-tg7th
5 жыл бұрын
@@thelivingliver6715 *:0*
@greatdanelegend7001
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, Korea, North or South?" - "What the HELL do you think?" Amazing xD
@yumerei_vt
Жыл бұрын
i dated a "nice guy". most abusive guy i've ever dated. he even cheated on me with over 5 people at the same time. i had no idea until two of them came to me (he used to use the excuse that i was ok with him dating other people. i was not and the two who came to me realized something wasn't right very quickly)
@raptorjesus6120
5 жыл бұрын
Chivalry: Hast sent yon bobs and vagene? Womanry: Naye, 'tis the season of the red witch. Chivalry: T'was thy last opportun'ty, harlot!
@ShallowTeal
5 жыл бұрын
This was great to read
@catnium
5 жыл бұрын
Actual chivalry be like : Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches and thou shalt observe all its directions. Thou shalt defend the Church. Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them. Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born. Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy. Thou shalt make war against the infidel without cessation and without mercy. Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy feudal duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of God. Thou shalt never lie, and shalt remain faithful to thy pledged word. Thou shalt be generous, and give largesse to everyone. Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of the Right and the Good against Injustice and Evil
@shoople
4 жыл бұрын
"TIS THE SEASON OF THE RED WITCH" also "the blood moon rises once again"
@jackie9861
4 жыл бұрын
This comment’s underrated
@armorpiercing3277
4 жыл бұрын
Could thou spare thy slightest crum of coochi for thy humble knight?
@flames8208
5 жыл бұрын
"Nice" guy: **Does a personality quiz** "Nice" guy: **Answer says he is nice** "Nice" guy: AYY I'M A NICE GUY DATE ME PLS
@Jeff-ti8gj
5 жыл бұрын
Legend says he's still saying who's there
@loe-h
5 жыл бұрын
lol
@somepotato9900
4 жыл бұрын
One massive perk to being ugly is that I don't ever have to deal with this
@T1C
5 жыл бұрын
Slazo: is busy Comment section: WhErE'S sLaZo, wHo ThE hEcC iS dAmIeN
@fazzfaiez4496
5 жыл бұрын
who is this 'slazo' and 'damien'..i only hears emkay
You know that's still a 6th of a second, right? It's still equivalent to 0.6.
@yellownotsus7538
4 жыл бұрын
Me being Asian r/niceguy: *"are you Japanese girl? Cuz Japanese girl are cute as hell and waifu"* Me: *"do you want to meet my father? His name Kim Jung Oo"*
@cheesybeans5304
4 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Un
@CDdaBoss
4 жыл бұрын
@@cheesybeans5304 Kim Jong Oof
@cheesybeans5304
4 жыл бұрын
@@CDdaBoss kim Jong oofed
@CDdaBoss
4 жыл бұрын
@@cheesybeans5304 now they're saying he failed his death... Kim Jong Spoofed?
@cheesybeans5304
4 жыл бұрын
@@CDdaBoss Kim Jong poofed
@slendveny7191
3 жыл бұрын
8:00 that note in orange makes me laugh every time.
@kotalynn6889
5 жыл бұрын
I was watching the video, and I just randomly thought.. "This should be on r/niceguys." And completely forgot what this video was.
@miso_to_zari
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dgyh3372
5 жыл бұрын
Datcat6507 im a really nice guy.
@primerprime596
5 жыл бұрын
When the Reddit instincts kick in
@Fame_Rate
5 жыл бұрын
damn must be good weed you smoked that day xD
@kotalynn6889
5 жыл бұрын
@@dgyh3372 hdhfidjrhcufhbthfkdkdj heushaha fjfb
@parkerscottmusic
5 жыл бұрын
the "you are a precious jewel to be protected from kim jong il" part had me dyyying
@fanendey
5 жыл бұрын
Damien: *breathes* Me: that's why I subscribed to this channel
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
5 жыл бұрын
I myself subscribed because of his nice voice
@jaden_dot_jpg
5 жыл бұрын
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou his sexy voice*
@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
5 жыл бұрын
@@jaden_dot_jpg yeah
@iamhighlydisappointed9942
5 жыл бұрын
I subscribed for slazo's voice and got scammed, glad u guys are happy tho
@lavinacrux8108
5 жыл бұрын
Is it Damien? Or Damion? Please help, I've been typing Damion and I don't want to get it wrong forever.
@DominikPac-Boy
2 жыл бұрын
9:26 You best Nintendo Switch up that attitude.
@quartzskull8772
2 жыл бұрын
Don't nintendo sixty-force me to use this
@redium_yt
Ай бұрын
Are Wii gonna have a problem?
@MoeTheSloth
4 жыл бұрын
SADLY I used to be an incel, I mean nice guy, yeah... glad I grew out of that.
@tomguy8151
4 жыл бұрын
By admitting it you have redeemed yourself
@silaswyda3339
4 жыл бұрын
thank you for becoming a better man :)
@hello_world2767
4 жыл бұрын
good job my broski!
@matadeverdoemden
3 жыл бұрын
You're not alone, man. Last year, I was so alone and desperate for a woman to have some sort of relationship with me, so I made the horrid mistake of constantly using pity against them and pretty much guilt-tripping them into talking to me. It never worked out in the end after talking for a while, and I always blamed my "ugly self". It didn't help that I had a good-looking close friend who would have girls flirting with him almost daily, so I constantly compared myself to him and made it a competition. I'm more than glad that I'm out of that depressing state, and I'm in a happy relationship to this day.
@Mega-rx9sr
3 жыл бұрын
By confessing to the high gods of randoms on the internet you have been redemeed
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
5 жыл бұрын
_I'm Mr. Nice guy,_ _I'm the meanest in the land._ _I'm Mr. Nice guy,_ _I should probably get banned._
@pencilgaming1233
4 жыл бұрын
Poetry at it's finest
@tendericed2749
4 жыл бұрын
Let’s make a ballad of this
@lkntgkltrndfl
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Mr. Nice Guy I judge women by their clothes' brand I'm Mr. Nice Guy All I have for a partner is a hand.
@lkntgkltrndfl
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Mr. Nice Guy My human decency is barren land. I'm Mr. Nice Guy GiRLs nEVer uNDErStaNd.
@sage-br4pq
4 жыл бұрын
_Bring me those women,_ _Come on and bring 'em to the king._
@akisadiamond
5 жыл бұрын
"You're korean? North or south?" "What the hell do you think?" - dang, now I want to be friends with that girl😂
@nandinisawant3002
3 жыл бұрын
The Boyfriend was the actual nice guy in the chat, who actually treated a woman as a human.
@ivoryoverwood7431
5 жыл бұрын
Nice guy: sucks being a nice dude in a generation of girls who don't appreciate it. Me: sucks being a girl in a generation of "nice guys"
@djrulez1917
5 жыл бұрын
*rides up in four wheeler with camo shirt and baseball cap* hi my names tanner I’m one fourth Indian
@catnium
5 жыл бұрын
fuck that indian soj boi.. if you want a real ass hole try a European like me ...
@jamesharding9911
4 жыл бұрын
me: sucks being ginger
@daddylonglegs3698
4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Lane Wow.
@moistcracker4839
5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a guy who was so nice to me and when he asked me if I ever had been in a relationship I said yeah and he was so triggered he called me a b*tch and he said I was impure for having a boyfriend. 😂
@Neon-gl7po
5 жыл бұрын
No way. That's beyond stupidity 😂😂
@legrandliseurtri7495
5 жыл бұрын
Then he got mad when you reject him, right?
@TucoTrucos
4 жыл бұрын
E X T R A V I R G I N
@MeAndMichaelOeuo
5 жыл бұрын
I’m a nice guy/girl I swear! I just stalk you ‘cause I’m quirky! Hehe!
@Hanohanohano
5 жыл бұрын
@blue orchid hours Watch your language..."heck" disgusting language.....
@caesarsupremacy8842
5 жыл бұрын
Hi fren ||-//
@GG.Sanchoo
5 жыл бұрын
You guys are weird
@MeAndMichaelOeuo
5 жыл бұрын
blue orchid hours I seriously can’t tell wether you’re being self-aware, joking, or legitimately just throwing around names because I made a joke?
@Hanohanohano
5 жыл бұрын
@blue orchid hours I think we are in two different conversations....
@lucalu2442
2 жыл бұрын
9:56 WHERE DID THE OVERWEIGHT THING COME IN?? THERE WAS NO MENTION OF WEIGH IN THE CONVERSATION UNTIL HE PULLED THAT OUT-
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