I'm suddenly reminded of these sayings: "Congrats" with your baby. Congrats with "your" baby. Congrats with your "baby".
@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
Жыл бұрын
Congrats "with" your baby.
@dogachanunsaldk9115
Жыл бұрын
That was from facebook, right?
@comradekatyusha
Жыл бұрын
@@lurch789 I think you mean the entirety of this "subreddit"
@imafuckingkms
Жыл бұрын
"Congrats" with your baby. = They're not congratulating you. Congrats with "your" baby. = You're baby is adopted. Congrats with your "baby". = You most likely call you pet or an inanimate object your baby.
@Hybrid301
Жыл бұрын
It’s not Jesus that’s coming. It’s Jesus. Your Hispanic friend’s phone broke and he just wanted to leave a note ahead of time. He’s just running late but will be there in a few minutes
@Matt_Wildcard_Webster
Жыл бұрын
Clearly the case😂❤ thanks for letting us know Jesus
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
There's always one bot farming comment.
@kurotsuki7427
Жыл бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality?
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
@@kurotsuki7427Look at the like ratio disparity between this comment and every other comment on the video. They weren't even hiding the fact they're bot liking for attention.
@Caitilizzie
Жыл бұрын
@@AIHumanEqualityIt seems like a normal comment and ratio to me… I really think you’re just paranoid
@fantasy2reality717
Жыл бұрын
Okay this makes a lot more sense when I learned that older generations used quotations in place of italics
@stargatis
Жыл бұрын
No they didn’t. It’s pure ignorance.
@Engardian
Жыл бұрын
I mean…evidently, they did.
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
My mother is like nearly 80 and has never done that. Nor have many seniors I know. It's definitely not a generation thing, probably just a local thing to wherever you reside.
@EDCMshow
Жыл бұрын
Yo, shout out to the editor for this one. Masking text of some of these images while keeping the image looking natural had to have taken some time and y'all did a great job of it 👏
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
They always do an amazing job. I hope they're paid better than Amazon workers.
@sethwilson6380
Жыл бұрын
I bet they are
@vincentb5431
Жыл бұрын
Noticed it too! Is it possible that they're using that new AI autofill tool in PhotoShop?
@squiddu
Жыл бұрын
Most art programs have something named "Magic Eraser" or the like. Just use it over a certain spot and (as long as it's clear enough) you can usually get it to basically delete words off of things
@Luckyfirerabbit
Жыл бұрын
About that "no cash back until after 11am" I used to work at a dollar store, and we opened at 8am. Straight up had a guy come in once a week, first thing in the morning, buy maybe 5-10 bucks worth of stuff and try to pay with a 100 expecting us to break it for him and get pissy when we couldn't. It's most likely so they can keep smaller bills in the drawer, since by 11 they would have likely had a little business and be able to cushion the till a little.
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
Imagine still using bills in 2023 and not virtual currency. (This is a joke about debit cards for anyone who doesn't get it).
@Luckyfirerabbit
Жыл бұрын
@@AIHumanEquality folks with cards did it too by getting cash back on small purchases, to the point we'd have to decline them, otherwise our tills would be empty and hold up the line calling a manager to get us more change -if we had any left in the safe.
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
@@Luckyfirerabbit I wasn't talking bout cashbacks I was talking about paying with debit cards and avoiding bills. Most people here in Canada where I currently live don't use bills or coins anymore. Mostly some boomers who do. Everyone is paying with debit or credit cards. That was the joke.
@clintelkins9630
Жыл бұрын
I think they're mistaking quotation marks for emphasis asterisks
@tehlaser
Жыл бұрын
Or “occasionally” parentheses.
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
How much you wanna bet most of these are in America? Because the education system there is garbage.
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
I really "liked" this video from "Emkay".
@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi
Жыл бұрын
"Congrats" on your baby Congrats on "your" baby Congrats on your "baby"
@bobbysauce64
Жыл бұрын
Congrats “on” your baby
@wrg_101
Жыл бұрын
the middle one is most menacing
@Caitilizzie
Жыл бұрын
The last one: the baby is definitely not a shapeshifting monster!
@dayzlove4994
Ай бұрын
Congrats, on your baby ;-)
@AesherYT
Жыл бұрын
I swear most of these are just people thinking quotation marks are just for emphasis, like italics and bold
@kohakudragonrose2037
Жыл бұрын
I think they were used for emphasis at some point back in the day and some people don't realize you can just bold or underline words now.
@joshuahunt3032
Жыл бұрын
I’m guessing “back in the day” probably means “before the printing press,” because I can’t see such a practice surviving all the way up until the internet (unless quotation marks weren’t used for quotations until recently somehow, which begs the question of *what people were actually using for quotations back then*)
@Ragehunger
Жыл бұрын
We all know that those who write these signs mistake quotation marks for emphasis a vast majority of the times, but it will never not be funny when others become cautious with them for it.
@LexMcSwing
Жыл бұрын
I love when I see the subreddit being covered and correctly guess who will be narrating
@WilburJaywright
Жыл бұрын
I think a few of these were them trying to use quotation marks for “emphasis,” kind of like rays from a lightbulb in a cartoon.
@zander6341
Жыл бұрын
been a while since we saw this one. honestly an underrated subreddit
@bellablue5285
Жыл бұрын
That was a pretty darn impressive Don Knotts impression
@penguin_aly
Жыл бұрын
"Do not drill here"- electrical cables They are the humans and they speak for the cables
@shendolineuwu7326
Жыл бұрын
It's 9 am, they just published 40 seconds ago and I'm eating my breakfast while watching emkay, best routine ever
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being young enough to still have breakfast at 9 in the morning. Pepperidge farm remembers.
@RowletRissoto
Жыл бұрын
@@AIHumanEqualityi dont think that has anything to do with age
@Actuallygoaway
Жыл бұрын
@@AIHumanEqualitywhat..?
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
@@Actuallygoaway Yes.
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
@@RowletRissoto You have "nothing" to do with "age".
@Harlequin_Eyes
Жыл бұрын
Was not expecting to hear a Don Knotts impression, but glad I did!
@POrion
Жыл бұрын
It was a really good impression :3
@POrion
Жыл бұрын
"The Dude" is the only one that has acceptable usage of quotation marks. When that was published there was no way to cheaply bolden words in ads and make them the same size and font as the words around it, so they would often use quotes around emphasized words.
@UrvineSpiegel
Жыл бұрын
1:55 I wouldn't let that clown within 10 miles of the country I live in
@somerandomguy-3102
Жыл бұрын
2:42 When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the one on his left.
@paulchaudoir190
Жыл бұрын
I love the thumbnail. Reminds me an old school friend. His cookies and the dog biscuits looked identical. And one day his mom gave him the dog biscuits on accident with his lunch. He said they tasted the same. So his mom just bought the dog biscuits for then on since they were cheaper. Mind you this was in the 80's.
@acertainerror
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the "never frozen" "Original" burger at 0:18... I have a strange feeling that there might be a freezer and some theft going on
@Just_a_commenter
Жыл бұрын
As with all EmKay uploads, I will "thoroughly enjoy" this video. Confused Robin is funni c:
@AIHumanEquality
Жыл бұрын
When I saw the "fun" clown I immediately thought of Pennywise.
@gameboi20
Жыл бұрын
Or sweet tooth
@TheLobsterCopter5000
Жыл бұрын
10:40 Yeah, I definitely wouldn't trust that tips box. Give your tips to the crew members directly.
@aaronabbey2604
Жыл бұрын
Don't worry, the owner doesn't see a single red cent of that tip money. It gets divided out by the employees during each shift change. The owner is really bad at making cohesive signs. Source is I work there.
@PeerPressure007
Жыл бұрын
I love "watching" KZitem! (I'm just staring into a static screen for over an hour)
@KitkatKiki
Жыл бұрын
OMG THE "Delicious" DIM SIMS IS MY POST!! OMG AAAA I've been watching emkay for years and the fact my post is finally in an episode aaaaa I'm so happy!!!
@CaTastrophy427
Жыл бұрын
Weird Al already covered this. "I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis" - proper use of quotation marks, as I'm quoting Weird Al's parody song _Word Crimes._ Meanwhile, if I were to instead say _I hope you never use "quotation marks" for "emphasis"_ that's an example of exactly what that sentence is trying to get you to not do, and for other examples... just pick literally any post featured in this video.
@BHStudios01
Жыл бұрын
0:52 God, I WISH my old job implemented this rule. Grocery store cashiers don’t have a lot of money in their drawers at the start of the day, so multiple people asking for cash back in a row would clean our drawers out in less than hour! We’d have to get a loan from front end, or turn our drawer in and have it re-balanced, BOTH which could take a while to getting to.
@otaking3582
Жыл бұрын
I'll have to see if Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is on this subreddit, because I'm immediately reminded of the opening credits. *_Starring Jay Clark as Santa Claus, and "Kids" from Ruth Foreman's Pied Piper Playhouse_*
@havanafayre
Жыл бұрын
0:19 with the obviously frozen patties 😂
@MegaSceptile99
Жыл бұрын
This "video" really "made" my "day"
@TheBangladeshMapper
Жыл бұрын
0:36 sounds like a Wikipedia Trivia lol
@sam4gaming135
Жыл бұрын
The "Yummy" dog biscuits actually makes sense since they probably wouldn't be tasty to humans
@Absbor
Жыл бұрын
whenever i see "something something !" i automatically read it as a quote. a line to read; with its own life. like >Buy our bread. "It's the best!"< I can hear how suddenly a chor errupts and say "It's the best!" to me.
@WalgreensIsBetterThanCVSAgain
10 ай бұрын
Timmy Takes A Road Trip With "Officer" Sandusky
@hicknopunk
Жыл бұрын
Okay, the cats thing. Cats have weird metabolisms and so many things are not safe for them if they lick it off themselves. Generally dog things are tollerated, but every cat is different.
@Da1EyedFish
Жыл бұрын
1:50 maybe the “chicken” is just shredded beef that was painted like chicken and they ran out of food color.
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
11 ай бұрын
We need more of these cuz these are hilarious!
@whoknowsaymore6210
Жыл бұрын
Top tier subreddit imo! Keep it up!
@ArcanineEspeon
Жыл бұрын
"Top tier" subreddit in my "opinion!" Keep it "up!"
@JafoThaKlown
Жыл бұрын
Yes, san dimas is a city in southern California. However, very little of the Bill and Ted movies were actually filmed here.
@shurhaian
Жыл бұрын
@11:22 is completely appropriate use of quotation marks. It's even attributed to the person who said it!
@imonly1man_
Жыл бұрын
"Robin" knowing about "Don Knotts" made my "day"
@DeadGirlsPoem
Жыл бұрын
6:30 so you are this guy from the Chubbyemu video? o_o
@FryingPanChanOfficial
Жыл бұрын
I FOUND A HAPPY TREE FRIENDS DVD IN THE KIDS SECTION AT GOODWILL
@DINGD0NG...
9 ай бұрын
Sometimes tho the things posted are correct, people just find it funny and wrongly post it in this subreddit lol Like the "Horrific" at 7:22, shich could be as you said direct quotes from some bystander And sometimes it is correct to use them to emphasize the item you are talking about, in case it could bear a double sense in a sentence unless emphasized
@salazarslitherin1812
Жыл бұрын
5:15 that’s Publix bread, that label is on all the fresh bread they sell there but I never noticed it being sus
@Rainok
Жыл бұрын
1:25 that's just where they put the 80s "kids" movies
@hayasheeeesh
Жыл бұрын
0:56 this is because registers have to start the day with a certain amount of cash, like $100 or $200. If customers use cash back before any significant cash purchases, then there's little to nothing to use as change when people use cash throughout the day.
@penguin_aly
Жыл бұрын
It's not a home, its a "nursing" home
@CreepersNeedHugs
Жыл бұрын
I feel like a lot if these were intended to be asterisks
@SilentDecepticon
Жыл бұрын
Considering that dogs happily eat garbage and literal poop, they’ll be inhaling those “yummy” treats either way.
@greenhillburma
Жыл бұрын
It's just a simple fact that unnecessary quotation marks like this give you a feeling of sarcasm. It's used in that manner in written language quite often.
@sirwilliamofe
Жыл бұрын
2:38 Our vet put our rabbit’s name in quotes on the tag they put on his carrier, so maybe like it’s not weird? Idk
@jan_Sanku
Жыл бұрын
easy explanation: some people just (incorrectly) use quotation marks as emphasis, similar to how we often (somewhat correctly?) use *. using * does actually have a reason tho, cause in markdown it italicizes your text, which is generally how you emphasize. there's no reason to use quotes for this. bonus fact: some platforms/websites/apps/whatever also use * for emphasis, but for some reason they'll make the text bold, not italicized (youtube is one of them! wrap a word in two * and it'll come out as bold)
@PawsOnTheBalcony
Жыл бұрын
3:31 Robin, if anything absolutely should be fed with grass, it's beef! Or rather, cows and other ruminants - not feeding them grass will literally kill them.
@Brotherhood2077
Жыл бұрын
0:39 OMFG I’VE SEEN THAT LOGO LIKE 1000 TIMES ITS IN DOWNTOWN HALIFAX
@No__direction__
Жыл бұрын
3:59 I’d hope everyone is genuinely concerned tbh. I’m not a fan but my compassionate nature is making me concerned for her own health, mental health and the same for her family and friends
@elaexplorer
Жыл бұрын
Even for cats 8:29 is because cats lick themselves clean and a dog shampoo can have chemicals you dont want the cat to ingest.
@kiraoshiro6157
Жыл бұрын
"jesus" is an alternate
@Mizu_mila
Жыл бұрын
"Yummy" 😨😨
@neonwired4978
Жыл бұрын
3:53 to be fair, that's probably indicating they are quoting said fans
@ConcussiveSona
Жыл бұрын
Rowan probably learned to use air quotes from this subreddit.
@ieatorangepaint
Жыл бұрын
Dude I've seen so mamy of these things with random quotation marks. One of them said "Cheap" Cracked Pecans. Another one was "Steak" House. Like, what is it if it's not steak???
@holicandy01
Жыл бұрын
"Even cats" because any freaking thing will poison a cat. The will fall from buildings and get run by trucks, no problems, but the wrong shampoo will finish them
@golfecho7240
Жыл бұрын
Actually in french we use the quotation marks as a substitute for italics in handwriting!
@heqrtout
Жыл бұрын
2:20 hope it’s not for people who use them for dog bait :(
@angelmermaid16
Жыл бұрын
Some of these were actually using quotation marks right, but the rest apparently don’t know what asterisks are for😂
@jamesatwell7609
Жыл бұрын
The Don Knotts one is a correct use of quotation marks. It’s a quote.
@joshuahunt3032
Жыл бұрын
3:30 Cows belong to a class of animals designed to digest things like grass via several stomachs (or is it one multi-chambered stomach? Dunno). So believe it or not, feeding grass specifically to a cow makes sense (grazing). Other livestock that aren’t ruminants, not so much. Pigs are rampant omnivores, and chickens eat seeds and bugs. But sheep, cows, horses, and goats can at least partly eat grass and actually make use of it.
@dirtburger2773
Жыл бұрын
0:56 OH! OH! I know why this is! at some stores, we only have a certain number of bills in the till to start! at mine, we dont have twenties to give when we put our till in, so we have to rely on the customers to come through with twenties and tens. if you ask for cash before we have the cash to give, we have to call the manager, which takes awhile and is generally annoying for everyone involved why is this, you may ask? it's a failsafe. the less money we have in our till, the less a potential robber gets away with if they decide to rob the store. so, yeah! if you're thinking about robbing a store, don't bother! you'll ruin your life for chump change :D AND, if other stores are like mine, the safe ALSO contains chump change! which is why we can only give so much change back as well!
@toph_84
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how early I am to an "EmKay" video
@MagicianFairy
Жыл бұрын
@5:36 clearly they are selling "battle ready armor".
@radio_marco
Жыл бұрын
In this context I quote one of my tweets. As soon as you put a "word" in air quotes, it... That was the tweet.
@TrueColours8
Жыл бұрын
This "video" was great to "watch"
@Chase911.mp4
Жыл бұрын
"I" very much "agree".
@yuzuruizumieggy
Жыл бұрын
Video 136 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
@fluffyjello
Жыл бұрын
I like how most of these are just people trying to emphasize words forgetting you can always just embolden the word.
@jwalster9412
Жыл бұрын
3:00 they forgot the quotes on 'lucky'
@emanuelrojas2
Жыл бұрын
It's like Weird Al sang in his song: don't use quotation for emphasis!
@pvzmariosonica8fan
Жыл бұрын
I may be able to quote movies as fast as Jim Carrey, but that is the one part of that song I can't sing properly
@Ratulous
Жыл бұрын
"👍"
@Geo255420
Жыл бұрын
3:12 Its actual good water. I use it in my coffee maker and for my cats fountain. (Reverse osmosis water.) 28 cent refills on a gallon were I am at.
@tidxbit63
Жыл бұрын
what does anime girl + toothbrush mean? and how does it relate to silica???
@00andJoe
Жыл бұрын
11:36 - **"BAGEL!"**
@tempeztfox
Жыл бұрын
I love how people think quotations are just the universal unbold bold for emphasizing words. Makes me wonder if schools should just do away with ELA class. Because all these people sure as hell didn't pay attention when quotation lessons came around
@MSDuelist
Жыл бұрын
Guys it's fine quotes mean "Genuine Emphasis"
@VibeBritzs
Жыл бұрын
"I" didn't kill a person. I "didn't" kill a person I didn't "kill" a person I didn't kill "a" person I didn't kill a "person"
@capthavic
Жыл бұрын
This is put peeve of mine like when people use ETA incorrectly.
@slyfox7452
Жыл бұрын
The kittens by good home they probably mean for pitbull training for dog fighting
@thespudlord686
Жыл бұрын
My take is that people have forgotten about the asterisk * to emphasize things
@Evnyofdeath
Жыл бұрын
WHY DID THE MONOGATARI TOOTHBRUSH GET PUT ON SCREEN WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT EATING SILICA GEL!?!?!?!?!?!
@RandomKenny
Жыл бұрын
:)
@ArcanineEspeon
Жыл бұрын
2:47 They didn't even put down a phone number wtf
@ngprentee
Жыл бұрын
I drank that “milk” over the weekend
@rather_be_a_cat
Жыл бұрын
Hope you're feeling good today Robin.
@mariokarter13
Жыл бұрын
"'Gluten Free' Popcorn, uh-huh, yeah right." Yet more proof that no one actually knows what gluten is. Hint: It's the stuff that makes baked goods chewy.
@Evnyofdeath
Жыл бұрын
Okay so most of these aren't Scare Quotes. In Journalism if you're directly quoting a word or statement from another source (even if its a singular word) you put it in Quotes
@mathguy37
Жыл бұрын
Omg I loved the first one it’s finally got a sequel
@chuckwolf9869
Жыл бұрын
Well to be honest if it doesn't have at least pepperoni on it it isn't Pizza... it's just flat cheese bread
@kaelew
Жыл бұрын
no way MY POST IS THERE
@calicocritter4906
Жыл бұрын
Lots of these are asterisk mistakes and i think that's what makes it really fucking funny
@ArcanineEspeon
Жыл бұрын
2:10 Look at the bottom of the flyer. Imagine getting into MIT and still being too dumb to know how quotations work.
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