Well hello there random verified person, here take my like
@TheHotBlade
3 жыл бұрын
Not wrong.
@antisocialbred
3 жыл бұрын
yeah that’s the whole point of the subreddit stupid /j
@bukitcengkeh1
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm
@subinngo4602
3 жыл бұрын
I SAW U IN EVERY VID LOL
@zyan_duanh
3 жыл бұрын
"here, i killed your friend, hold him" *r/murderedbywords except something was actually murdered*
@amrutamogal149
3 жыл бұрын
so r/murdered?
@pane0_018
3 жыл бұрын
Soul knight?
@Obzornor
3 жыл бұрын
@hv a gooday ded
@crazyrobloxjj
3 жыл бұрын
r/murderedby15hitsofanaxe
@equilibrum999
3 жыл бұрын
r/murderedbytaxes
@wxsmess7745
3 жыл бұрын
“Those born under the sign of the bees” “Have at least a few friends” Me: *well I guess i wasn’t born under the bees then*
@solid8535
3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry mate, you'll find one
@johnadler6987
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@shrs06_
3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, there is a star during the Day as well.
@nate_4000
3 жыл бұрын
Its obvios theres another constellation called void its when its a starless night
@Totally_Bonkers
3 жыл бұрын
@@nate_4000 you realize the stars are still there, right?
@wolfdiabolique
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Isaac Newton probably didn't die a virgin. He lived with his "close male friend" most of his life, who he was known to refer to as his love and wrote love letters to him when he was away. Very much a r/SapphoAndHerFriend situation in history books there. Also he invented the cat door.
@hailchan
3 жыл бұрын
:0
@Tw0Dots
3 жыл бұрын
A gay catlover, this icon of a man was ahead of his time
@voltydragon6140
3 жыл бұрын
But he also kicked out two students for playing chess for not taking physics seriously... They were outside of lessons in their free time
@unmemorable_weirdo
3 жыл бұрын
@hv a gooday get lost. No one wants to see the story of Adam.
@wolfdiabolique
3 жыл бұрын
@@voltydragon6140 he also had a bunch of people executed for forgery, and was apparently considered pretty viscious even for the times when he was appointed head of the mint so the guy had pretty much no chill
@ZelXVI
3 жыл бұрын
I once saw a guy make a small tree house using the trees own branches. He just gave an amputee their own limbs and said "Hold these I'm gonna drink some beers up here"
@axcilium
3 жыл бұрын
69 nice
@_C4RB0N_
3 жыл бұрын
@hv a gooday dude stop you BOT 🤖
@_C4RB0N_
3 жыл бұрын
@WONG ZI XUAN Moe it’s a link to a vid. It’s not a rickroll but it’s everywhere I see
@Digitalhunny
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this comment. Imma thief this idear pal!😉
@27.001
3 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@CaptLumpycake
Жыл бұрын
"can we get more women in suits please" ah. a man of culture
@SirJayBallinIII
3 жыл бұрын
This entire sub: The floor here is made out of floor
@toaster7254
3 жыл бұрын
Or, "MATH ID MATH"
@chickpeaman55
3 жыл бұрын
3:25 “do we all know at least one person who holds onto dead batteries” Me: well of course I know him, he’s me
@deborahdavis4216
3 жыл бұрын
Especially since it is illegal to put them in trash and most people don’t know how to get rid of hazardous waste.
@spring_shadow
2 жыл бұрын
but... why
@knapfordman1984
Жыл бұрын
@@spring_shadow it builds character
@Tw0Dots
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else ever find it weird that we’re listening to a disembodied hand read to us? And Sometimes it’s Australian? and yes, that is the truth
@Tw0Dots
3 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Buckles Yes, well, it may be a little off-putting, but you just gotta deal with the fact that it’s some sort of hand god that has a different voice for each individual finger
@rbstarz6718
3 жыл бұрын
Y
@felixstone3.14
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tw0Dots love the profile pic
@lol4468
3 жыл бұрын
No
@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass
3 жыл бұрын
@Anthony Buckles We're just lonely like that
@Petrovich-sh7pi
3 жыл бұрын
2:53 My man really showin' his beatboxing skills on camera, good for him.
@azalwayz1293
3 жыл бұрын
indeed
@azalwayz1293
3 жыл бұрын
my man how do you have 74 subs but no videos
@minecrafting_il
2 жыл бұрын
You are Dead
@antiuttpprimewastaken
2 жыл бұрын
@@azalwayz1293 he has 69
@AnsophOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
@@antiuttpprimewastaken he lost some
@xdoorx
3 жыл бұрын
"here, i killed your friend. hold him." ah yes the good ol' familiar cannibalism without eating
@obsessedredditor1399
3 жыл бұрын
Ddd
@askerleaves1614
3 жыл бұрын
I love how your picture is a door which is made out of wood
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
3 жыл бұрын
Robin: can we get more women in suits please Me: just happens to be in a suit and now is happy
@lordbalthosadinferni4384
Жыл бұрын
Your username is great
@bug1730
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@what.is_
3 жыл бұрын
If Costco ever had a fan meeting It should be called cost con
@sophiedenise
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao take my like
@AX11211
3 жыл бұрын
What the hell is your channel
@will0wtr335
3 жыл бұрын
sigh
@what.is_
3 жыл бұрын
Lol this comment actually got 179 likes
@iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091
2 жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my like
@Feral_cockroach121
3 жыл бұрын
The first one- Well it was TECHNICALLY THE TRUTH-
@CraftingTableMC
3 жыл бұрын
@hv a gooday stop putting weird links everywhere
@noobik829
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@noobik829
3 жыл бұрын
@hv a gooday STOP IT GET SOME HELP
@taylorward2617
3 жыл бұрын
You're not afraid of falling, you're afraid of the sudden stop at the end
@jasondeng7677
3 жыл бұрын
You're not afraid of the sudden stop at the end , you're afraid of the impact with it
@lodestone9702
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasondeng7677 You're afraid of the impact with it, you're afraid of the damage to your body caused by the impact
@Tw0Dots
3 жыл бұрын
@@lodestone9702 you’re not afraid of the damage to your body caused by the impact, you’re afraid of the undeniably fatal injury that’ll make the initial injuries feel like a cakewalk.
@jasondeng7677
3 жыл бұрын
@@taylorward2617 1. dang it we had a nice reply chain going on here 2. i thought you meant that there was an "end" at the bottom, like as a noun not a verb. (example: you aren't afraid of falling, you're afraid of the bottom of the canyon, which is the sudden stop at the end)
@taylorward2617
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasondeng7677 deleted, so you can continue
@im_sour7102
3 жыл бұрын
I’m a sucker for stupid memes. If I said “I only like men from the streets” and he sent back a photo of him in street pajamas and said “baby I am the streets” I’d tell him to marry me-
@solid8535
3 жыл бұрын
Hi there lemon
@tonykhang1984
3 жыл бұрын
mood
@playertube6490
3 жыл бұрын
@@solid8535 he's not a lemon, he's sour
@solid8535
3 жыл бұрын
@@playertube6490 well, he was lemon
@playertube6490
3 жыл бұрын
@@solid8535 what the hell happened to him, TELL ME! Why is he now sour
@Saltymangosucks
3 жыл бұрын
If Stan from gravity falls had a Stan, It’s Nickname would be “Stan Stan” Double Stan, more Stan for the Stan Stan
@WaaWaainnitbruv
3 жыл бұрын
I would Stan Stan Stan
@8slash
3 жыл бұрын
I Stan Stan Stan Stan Stan
@Saltymangosucks
3 жыл бұрын
I love these replies
@RandomGamePlayer697
3 жыл бұрын
STAN STAN STAN STAN STAN
@davewright2314
3 жыл бұрын
blood for the blood god, stans for the stan stan
@richardbullick7827
3 жыл бұрын
Would it be technical if it is general? If it is, I technically watched this video.
@Hedges813
3 жыл бұрын
@hv a gooday shutup
@blazinalen8409
Жыл бұрын
6:15 first helluva boss template i have seen
@autistickid6972
2 жыл бұрын
"My man she was obviously talking about the circumference of your left butt-cheek" that made me laugh, so thank you, you have made my day better.
@notnoodleyt2628
3 жыл бұрын
4:01 I can already imagine someone walking into that place with a dinosaur costume.
@MacYourNormalPac
3 жыл бұрын
Saw the first one, already dead from laughter, congrats emkay, you cured my depression
@orangeshyguygaming3875
2 жыл бұрын
(7:15) Blueberries: am I a joke to you, even though blueberries are berries and not fruit.
@LynR.M.1378
Жыл бұрын
r/facepalm
@illusivetofu6963
3 жыл бұрын
12:16 can we just appreciate how OP played along with it?
@MemePog
3 жыл бұрын
*Her: He’s probably thinking about other women* *Him: You Only Have One Birthday,The Rest Are Congratulations For Surviving.*
@panpanmonday3585
3 жыл бұрын
1:21 the bees has the least amount of psychopaths by about 100 percent
@badtimeswithalphys3444
3 жыл бұрын
7:42 yes i know where pizzas go to (store bought edition) from baker, to store, to car, to home, to fridge, to oven,to table , to my mouth and stomach
@IanRD277
2 жыл бұрын
9:57 "Can we get more women in suits please?" I'm with you man, I'm with you
@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
3 жыл бұрын
[7:32] Man, I love Osvaldo12. Too bad someone got too offended by his joke "The solution to world hunger is eating" that the smooth-brain doxxed AND swatted him. He has retired from Twitter after that.
@sargegr4753
3 жыл бұрын
Did you know that the video starts at 0:00 and it ends at 13:15? That's technically the truth
@-WarCriminal-22
3 жыл бұрын
3:30 Yeah, I have dead batteries cuz I dunno where to give them away for recycling.
@catguy5425
3 жыл бұрын
3:16 Ba...by... shark! Doo Doo doo-do- DAMMIT!
@v1p3rlotus
3 жыл бұрын
“Flawless logic.” - Millie from Helluva Boss, 2020
@ShadowDemon1360
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks emkay for giving me a smile every day
@Kenadian
3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah that pole isnt helping anyone laying down" meeee
@PessimisticBrian
3 жыл бұрын
What does the thumbnail then really mean?
@michaelsegal3558
2 жыл бұрын
9:52 his outfit reminds me of those play mats that have roads on them and such I believe my nephews have a mat like that
@Curu
3 жыл бұрын
3:50 rip osvaldo he left twitter after people get mad over a joke he made...
@eyeb4ll296
3 жыл бұрын
2:42 What I do in the shower for an hour: *singing the lyrics to a song a like and perfecting it until I sing it perfectly for a music video that will never happen
@zacharytribou2728
3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I love this video so much, bees, ok comic, just ice, it just keeps getting better
@r4ndom454
3 жыл бұрын
11:07 it's the only place you can time travel? What if you cross the border to a country which is in a different timezone? Isn't that time traveling too?
@themastergluesniffer
3 жыл бұрын
There’s a chance that Jesus never drank water ok bye :D
@KiriChan99
3 жыл бұрын
What-- why would you say that--
@SpinzoLynxYT
3 жыл бұрын
:0
@themastergluesniffer
3 жыл бұрын
@@KiriChan99 because it’s true
@KiriChan99
3 жыл бұрын
@@themastergluesniffer That's...super weird
@themastergluesniffer
3 жыл бұрын
@@KiriChan99 but I’m not wrong
@jarihoogendoorn5823
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: ice counts as rock
@juggaIa
3 жыл бұрын
w h a t
@sophiedenise
3 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment at FakeJake lol
@Cosmosdestructor
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: because ice counts as a rock, and water is liquid ice, humans can be considered lava monsters
@juggaIa
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cosmosdestructor im gonna call myself that for the rest of my life now
@kazboven9744
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cosmosdestructor wtf dude but actually yes
@RuralTowner
2 жыл бұрын
6:10 Right up there with "Your god was nailed to a cross. Mine has the hammer." 11:20 Pretty sure you can do the same thing at the North Pole too...when there's enough ice.
@Bacteriophagebs
3 жыл бұрын
RIP Osvaldo, he was one of the funniest people on Twitter. He's not dead, he just left Twitter after getting swatted by some people who couldn't take a joke.
@Bacteriophagebs
3 жыл бұрын
@That Girl. Here's what happened: kzitem.info/news/bejne/salvsKuVqGaqpGU
@Liggliluff
3 жыл бұрын
(11:05) 1. There's like 40 time zones when you include all half hour, quarter hour zones, and the +13, +14. So all time zones aren't 24. Plus the south pole has 25 time zones; -12 to +12. 2. If you count going between time zones as time travelling; you can do that anywhere on earth where there are time zone borders. If you count it as only time travelling if passing a time zone changes the day, you can still do that anywhere on earth where there are time zone borders.
@JamesBond-xx1lv
3 жыл бұрын
You must be fun at parties.
@minecrafting_il
2 жыл бұрын
I think that -12 and +12 are the same time zone
@JamesBond-xx1lv
2 жыл бұрын
@@minecrafting_il wrong.
@minecrafting_il
2 жыл бұрын
@@JamesBond-xx1lv ok, but why?
@JamesBond-xx1lv
2 жыл бұрын
@@minecrafting_il Why? international date line has to start somewhere... Lol -12 and +12 are right next to each other.
@starlord360xy24
3 жыл бұрын
Every Emkay video i watch is another braincell of me thinking about all the Emkay Characters are the same person, but has multiple personalities and also change voices
@Its_Naire
3 жыл бұрын
Rip Osvaldo 12 He recently quit Twitter due to backlash from an obvious joke
@he4v3nsl1ght
3 жыл бұрын
Why is your voice so freaking soothing to listen to for these videos
@eat_lasagna
2 жыл бұрын
11:57 Now we need ‘Perimeter 51’
@liljuddz
3 жыл бұрын
"fruits that do live up to their name orange" uh you forgot *LIME*
@pintpullinggeek
3 жыл бұрын
This guy really knows his lemons.
@cyan.-
3 жыл бұрын
blueberry
@sewerrat9476
3 жыл бұрын
Blackberry
@hanbigim
Жыл бұрын
i think aubergine/eggplant is the name of a colour too
@MrTeganKaiBentley
3 жыл бұрын
emkay:*releses a new vid* me:i must run to the computer as fast as i must
@xboxhaslag_69
2 жыл бұрын
My aunts dog passed away recently and your videos help me keep my mind off of it
@McPilch
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: there's no such thing as perfection Me: presents Robin taking a look at r/technicallythetruth Everyone: we stand corrected
@quinnjustice9038
3 жыл бұрын
Unless they're sitting
@playertube6490
3 жыл бұрын
@@quinnjustice9038 they may be lying, but if they did they would be lying
@galaclon1469
3 жыл бұрын
Oranges are colored tangerine and tangerines are colored orange.
@_aWiseMan
3 жыл бұрын
Hah so the only true name that describes itself is lime And (technically the truth) itself
@HyperBassYT
3 жыл бұрын
Emkay is the best channel to boost my depression.
@p1nkPallas
3 жыл бұрын
5:05 hilarious how they called him Gatherer, but I think The Owl House fans' attention was caught when you said "Hunter" lol (im a TOH fan)
@HEJOK254
3 жыл бұрын
"Shoot to shoot the shotgun" Me: wait you don't know what karlson is? It's just a little game dani is working on, currently the 18th most wishlisted games on steam so SMASH wishlist now, GAMERS
@_aWiseMan
3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it
@Catfan1290
3 жыл бұрын
WISHLISH KARLSON ON ELSE
@justkay9884
3 жыл бұрын
10:06 In the Netherlands some supermarkets have this too
@elijahreganbroncano7075
2 жыл бұрын
"Guranteed Shorter Hair" GTA Barbers: *SWEATS*
@DIRTkat_ofc
2 жыл бұрын
9:45 no no, he's got a point. There is no "I" in "happyness"
@darrylferguson3622
3 жыл бұрын
1:36 It is frustrating to know the reason we won't get anymore nuggets of wisdom from Osvaldo12 is because some jackass could not take a joke, so they doxxed him and then sent a SWAT team to his house. That said, he is probably happy to be staying off twitter
@christopherdean1326
3 жыл бұрын
5:58. Technically, it's easier for him to do any work, because his heart doesn't have to pump so much blood, and the oxygen he breathes in doesn't have to go so far, so he will naturally have more stamina than someone with all their limbs. I learnt that from the original book that they turned into "The Six-Million Dollar Man". 6:30. I have actually been advised to do this to regain the weight I have lost through medical issues. I have a jug of "extra milky milk" in my fridge! 11:20. This is not true. It is actually one of two places where you can do this, as the same conditions exist at the north pole.
@andrewwerner5992
Жыл бұрын
actually, there are more than 12 places on Earth where you can do this, If I travel from 46.08732N 88.11775W to 46.08732N 88.11772W anytime between 11:00PM and 11:59PM GMT-5 I can step into tomorrow and back to yesterday too (except between the second Sunday and last Sunday in March as well as between the last Sunday in October and first Sunday in November when it must be GMT-6 instead). Even if that weren't true, I can actually time travel to tomorrow without taking a single step.
@plasmayt9411
3 жыл бұрын
During this ENTIRE video I only laughed at "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth."
@ocaraqe1cara194
2 жыл бұрын
IDK why but Everytime Robin presents himself and says "Hi I'm Robin and today we are..." I silently complete him saying "Robin Dabank"
@justsomeguywithascarf8809
3 жыл бұрын
Woman in suits has awoken something deep within me
@cadenceolivia6304
3 жыл бұрын
Right 😳
@aureliusrex7827
3 жыл бұрын
Where?
@solid8535
3 жыл бұрын
@@aureliusrex7827 down there
@aureliusrex7827
3 жыл бұрын
@@solid8535 ...
@Filce
2 жыл бұрын
11:34 Karl son made it!
@Zqily
3 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate that emkay have 4k even tho half of the memes arent even 720p
@abelarda
3 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorites!
@beautybard
3 жыл бұрын
Man, people just be stealing Demitri Martin jokes left and right these days.
@graysonkabala551
3 жыл бұрын
I have never been this early to anything in my life
@chaoswarriorx4411
2 жыл бұрын
3:58 this makes me want to go in there with one of those giant dinosaur costumes just to change the counter
@brandonrodriguez2208
3 жыл бұрын
Had to actually pause the video at the shower one SO MAD RN
@Alexander-dg6bu
3 жыл бұрын
Why did he abbreviate "fanart" as "f'nart" instead of "f'art"? Probably would have made a lot of people laugh
@maliktaman7797
3 жыл бұрын
I love ur vids
@-theguiltycormorant-1043
3 жыл бұрын
We*
@maliktaman7797
3 жыл бұрын
@@-theguiltycormorant-1043 truely
@polmccartknee3792
3 жыл бұрын
4:49 Yes the Beatles!
@flamecharge8019
3 жыл бұрын
Whoo hoo another emkay vid!!
@JadianRadiator
3 жыл бұрын
2:20 Technically that's a white i.
@Cosmosdestructor
3 жыл бұрын
7:23 WRONG! Oranges are the color tangerine, and tangerines are the color orange
@Terning_Fox073
Жыл бұрын
😧 my life is a lie
@MynameisS_A
2 жыл бұрын
The last one was hilarious not mildly infuriating 😂😂
@Abdelaalielkhaoua
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video ☺️☺️
@shyrastacy3127
3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me? WTF I'm a ginger and I'm also allergic to ginger lol but I haven't been captured and I wanna know why?!?!
@Twertle
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Osvaldo... he just posted a bunch of technicalities and got doxxed and swatted...
@DanDoesStuffs
3 жыл бұрын
He just made a joke and twitter called him racist? What the actual fuck? Twitter is somehow getting worse day by day. I didn't think it was possible...
@captainhanji9217
3 жыл бұрын
i just got so sacred when the subscribe thing came onto screen
@cheffyrah-rah985
3 жыл бұрын
“Can we get more women in suits Me : “My time has come!”
@corvus4976
3 жыл бұрын
There actually was a constellation called Apes (Bees), known also as Vespa (Wasp). Later it was called Musca Borealis (Northern Fly). Also Apis (The Bee) existed before. It’s name got changed to Musca Australis (Southern Fly). Right now we know as Musca (The Fly).
@teressastretton5666
Жыл бұрын
stop
@qckreplacementvideos7561
3 жыл бұрын
11:25 what about the North Pole...
@ScribbledChicken
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing zombies so much that you can hear them in the back of your mind
@YahyaFalcon
3 жыл бұрын
9:24 I just find it hilarious how someone who needs a microphone to do their job just said that shit.
@alexeniah6331
3 жыл бұрын
Not the 36 seconds, I’m here hella early 😩❤️ Love you guys 🥺
@Komaru404
3 жыл бұрын
we didn't get to the end of another one. we got to the end of r/Technicallythetruth | get it?
@siregotastic2127
3 жыл бұрын
When you realize your house was made out of a dead carcass...
@DanDoesStuffs
3 жыл бұрын
* laughs in a brick and cement house *
@jovaniguzman3149
3 жыл бұрын
r/techinicallythetruth is just "every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes"
@awesomestyles
3 жыл бұрын
Day 267 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@richardbullick7827
3 жыл бұрын
Are you a bot?
@RileyzStudioz
3 жыл бұрын
@@richardbullick7827 Nope its a real person with real suggestions
@nysreme7
3 жыл бұрын
@@richardbullick7827 he copy and pastes really fuckin fast
@datdummgamerbread
3 жыл бұрын
hey
@_____________________________a
3 жыл бұрын
@@nysreme7 ikr
@NewtubeWorldYT
3 жыл бұрын
This is technically my favorite sub-reddit. someone send that to r/comedycemetery
@fefek1
3 жыл бұрын
1:21 "Has atleast a few friends" Looks like I've been born in a empty universe with 0 stars in it
@mrfoxbox9536
3 жыл бұрын
10:08 SO HE BRINGING THE GAME BENDY BACK POG
@Tolkinginger
3 жыл бұрын
11:35 Dani did learn from the best oh you are wondering who Dani is Dani made a game called karlson and muck oh you do not know what karlson is-
@shrs06_
3 жыл бұрын
1:13 Astronomy, not Astrology. Sorry, had to do it.
@LynR.M.1378
Жыл бұрын
What’s the difference?
@shrs06_
Жыл бұрын
@@LynR.M.1378 Astrology is the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies from Earth and how it affects humans and the natural world. It is a type of pseudoscience where people do not literally study details and just tell it how it is. Astronomy is the science of studying everything beyond Earth's atmosphere. It is the reason why people have stood on our good friend, the Moon.
@Terning_Fox073
Жыл бұрын
@@LynR.M.1378 he is wrong it is astrology... Astronomy is the study of space ; Astrology is like Zodiac sign stuff...
@stepanek7404
3 жыл бұрын
6:11 Neptune and Uranus: Im bout to end this man's whole career
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