How to tell if r/thathappened: “Stood up and clapped” “Can’t make this shit up” “Actual conversation” “Everybody went silent”
@ravioli-45
5 жыл бұрын
I walked into a library and everybody was silent, can't make this shit up
@Culo_Sniffin_Cheezit
4 жыл бұрын
@@ravioli-45 *wait, that's illegal*
@tatatamor
4 жыл бұрын
Can't make this shit up Actual conversation that happened to me in theater. Me: *sneaks a sandwich into the hall* Everybody went silent. The play starts as I begin to eat. My sister: Can I have a bite? Me: here you go Sister: *eats the whole remaining sandwich* Me: ): The play is over. Everybody stood up and clapped. *Check and mate*
@petewentzfrommychemicalrom7249
4 жыл бұрын
Mind if I expand on you list a bit? "Laughed for [blank] minutes straight" "Spit out their drink" "Got my meal for free"
@mack6
4 жыл бұрын
don’t forget: “and i beat him up” “she came over to me and kissed me” “so i shot him” “omgggg!! my two year old just said”
@shadowofsocialawkwardness4900
5 жыл бұрын
'katana from judo practise' As long as I live, nothing in the world will ever be as funny to me as that line
@automobilership9888
4 жыл бұрын
How the hell did i miss that O.o
@life_archive7840
4 жыл бұрын
Just names a random martial art and assumes that they use katanas in it. Little does he know that Judo is about grappling.
@Ninetails2000
4 жыл бұрын
@@life_archive7840 I mean, wrestling boners exist....a bit worrying that it persisted long enough for him to whip it out the next day, but I dont judge...
@emmurdl9363
4 жыл бұрын
He probably smoked some great shit that day
@Shademastermcc
4 жыл бұрын
It's like saying "I whipped out my chainsaw from piano practice."
@BlaiyND
5 жыл бұрын
The craziest thing happened yesterday. A middle aged "Karen" ordered a cup of coffee, picked it up, AND DRANK IT. Then everybody clapped
@anamariazambrano2404
5 жыл бұрын
Infectious Sheep Holy shit, that’s insane
@pearluniverse7960
4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this, I was the cup of coffee
@Thwack992
4 жыл бұрын
No way that happened, this is complete bullshit.
@Dragking38
4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have been there, I would have started the clapping
@vibbechecker5256
4 жыл бұрын
@@Thwack992 r/Swooooosh
@turtleperson3538
4 жыл бұрын
Actual Conversation at the Book Store: Me: *reading peacefully* Elder God Cthulhu: aifnciwk' cnfne ksfvkr Me: *HA NICE*
@01234567891011121338
4 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@knight3612
4 жыл бұрын
Pics or it didn't happen! Oh wait...
@solarsystemresident
4 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed I laughed out loud at this
@Stinker0610
4 жыл бұрын
Then everybody clapped their tentacles.
@greasybacon7125
4 жыл бұрын
Hey cathelu did not say this? He is not real even! Yes I get the joke
@Eggsactly
5 жыл бұрын
"Go ahead," I say. "The gu-" *gets shot*
@The_Milkman9
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that would be how it would go
@enternalking8527
5 жыл бұрын
That gangbanger is a hero to humanity.
@angelhernandub1029
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone clapped.
@yuvalron2129
4 жыл бұрын
More like: *pulls out katana* "Go a-" *gets shot*
@aprettycoolguardsman572
4 жыл бұрын
The gun man then laughs "You two can go on ahead" and as they're going away they hear behind them the screaming and crying of an incel
@mariocardenas1526
5 жыл бұрын
actual conversation on the bus me:... guy next to me:... thats about it
@vorepapi6981
5 жыл бұрын
Mario Cardenas ugh keep lying 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@mariocardenas1526
5 жыл бұрын
@@vorepapi6981 oof you caught me
@th3gov3rnm3nt
5 жыл бұрын
Illusion 0
@friedchicken8876
5 жыл бұрын
*THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED.*
@mariocardenas1526
5 жыл бұрын
@@friedchicken8876 just imagine a quiet bus then all of a sudden everyone just starts clapping
@BipolarBear_pen15
5 жыл бұрын
“I’m quiet, calculated, and intelligent” *proceeds to misspell practice*
@jeffersonwright4286
4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure “practice” is the American way and practise is the UK way but I could be wrong lol. He still had shit grammar anyway
@ghulam237
4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffersonwright4286 he's lying about something he'll never be
@nandoskitty1723
4 жыл бұрын
@@jeffersonwright4286 nah UK spelling is also "practice" that guy was just a whole dumbass
@sci_pain3409
4 жыл бұрын
Jefferson Wright nah, both countries it’s practice for practising a skill etc and practise for doctor’s practise.
@2001jackfrost
4 жыл бұрын
In British English, practise is the verb and practice is the noun. In America, they use practise for both, i believe.
@nathanmatter226
4 жыл бұрын
“The gun is only 400 years old, while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?” Instantly the gang-banger shot me in the stomach and I bled out on the pavement.
@vanessaatalanta2475
4 жыл бұрын
Also called the Indiana-Jones-Maneuver
@JamesTheAce0
2 жыл бұрын
Why would the age of a weapon determine how effective it is? This knife was made yesterday, It's less deadly than a loaf of bread.
@albuseisenhorn3385
2 жыл бұрын
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@yeezoyoutube
Жыл бұрын
Then I woke up
@sinistrality7883
Жыл бұрын
if the sword is that old and are far superior, makes you wonder why most conflicts use firearms now instead of good ol fashioned swordplay.
@theonefriendwhohasnolife
5 жыл бұрын
This is really late, but I've never heard anyone outside the fanfiction community use the word smut in causal conversation
@chuckled125
4 жыл бұрын
*SHMUT*
@randompromises1038
4 жыл бұрын
i feel like they'd just call it porn???
@winchescumberholland5370
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that this is so true just shakes me
@The_Stumbler
4 жыл бұрын
Nonono, you see...
@crabgal
3 жыл бұрын
Random Promises I think smut is just literary porn
@hahahahno9690
6 жыл бұрын
as soon as he started speaking japanese i fucking lost it
@Imtiredforthis
5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the president is VERY known for writing amazing poetry
@nono-zc1dj
4 жыл бұрын
Panni Gyetvai he writes the best poetry, the best, he has all the best words, China couldn’t write better poetry
@banh_mi857
4 жыл бұрын
@@nono-zc1dj Hillary's poetry? Bad. The worst. Can't trust it. Mine? Fantastic. Can't find anything better.
@snastopoulos
4 жыл бұрын
@@banh_mi857 rti66y
@porkbellycutlets427
4 жыл бұрын
How do you think they won?
@azelfdaboi5265
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ZacMio
4 жыл бұрын
"whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't" *-My 2 year old son*
@@pilo7224 "Whom'n'stn't" -The AI of AIdungeon (free online AI generated interactive story where it will accept ANY respones you put and by ANY I mean ANY)
@joninhymn9624
3 жыл бұрын
That's my language.
@mangoes443
5 жыл бұрын
"My gun is 1 month old." "Oh yeah? My gun is 2 MONTHS old." "OH MY GOSH"
@Crazytj05
5 жыл бұрын
Uhh sir thay gun is underage.
@heitorsilva6897
5 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE UNDER AREST FOR HAVING UNDERAGE WEAPON
@yuibkys3522
5 жыл бұрын
Mini Fez it was s a t i r e
@arcturus8896
5 жыл бұрын
I bet its unvaccinated too, you _sicken_ me.
@mrbarefootbogan6254
5 жыл бұрын
What's with the quotations?
@amazingtoaster9606
5 жыл бұрын
8:03 "I don't smile because I was only doing my duty" *Proceeds to brag about it online*
@inaneinacheve
4 жыл бұрын
What an humble hero :) !
@VoidZeroNothing
4 жыл бұрын
May I just say... Persona is amazing and I love it. And... Hail Sithis.
@yusha1059
3 жыл бұрын
@@VoidZeroNothing yup
@VoidZeroNothing
3 жыл бұрын
... Thanks...@@yusha1059. That's... Cool. I, uh... Like your name. *Don't do it. Please... I just can't...* I, uh... Never saw it coming. And now I've gotta die. So I guess it was my Last Surprise. I hate myself... So much. Hail Sithis.
@gunsandroses896
3 жыл бұрын
Damn. I want to see Yusuke take that dude on in the Metaverse on flat ground and without persona's. Wonder how long it would take for Yusuke to turn duty boy into actual ribbons.
@nathanaelwaters2509
5 жыл бұрын
The car is only 100 years old but the horse drawn carage is over 1000. I think we all know which would win in a race
@sealogic4552
4 жыл бұрын
Well clearly the horse drawn carriage got to humanity quicker, sooooo
@nyotamwuaji6484
3 жыл бұрын
Depends on the car actually
@alishabecfe4776
3 жыл бұрын
@@nyotamwuaji6484 no
@madsthefreed
3 жыл бұрын
horse go fast
@se-pr6pk
3 жыл бұрын
@@nyotamwuaji6484 doesn’t matter if its a mclaren senna my rusty horse carriage would beat it cause horse go n y o o m
@DonderNashawk
4 жыл бұрын
7:30 How it would of went if that was real: "Go Ahead. The gun is only 400 ye-" * Gets riddled with 35 bullets and dies * "OK then weeaboo."
@ImSuperComfy
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes judo, the mainly hand to hand oriented combat. I love the part when you get to defend your honour with a sword against someone with Minigun, best part!
@biohazard9215
4 жыл бұрын
Weebs ain't shit so this makes sense
@miralyth3088
3 жыл бұрын
honestly the guy probably would have just said "uh, yeah i do." then proceed to shoot the kid in the head you know, if he was real
@Imperium3945
3 жыл бұрын
@bigboi chase 10/10 would watch the sequel
@queerantine69
5 жыл бұрын
I pulled out my katana and said: Omae wa Mou shindeiru Gangbanger: Nani? Then he shot me in the head
@Samwild
5 жыл бұрын
Pic or didn't happen :3
@gator8602
5 жыл бұрын
@JustASimple Otaku r/Wooosh I think
@crystalvoodoo91
5 жыл бұрын
JustASimple Otaku 99.9% sure their reply was a joke you fucking moron.
@romanboi8834
5 жыл бұрын
R/thathappened
@AunoDoesStuff
5 жыл бұрын
JustASimple Otaku Reverse wooosh nigga >:D
@SootHouse
6 жыл бұрын
My boi SorrowTV uploads a bad video Heh, yeah /r/ThatHappened
@stone4070
6 жыл бұрын
SootHouse r/niiiiice
@justiceforjoggers2897
6 жыл бұрын
SootHouse Make videos you sexy gei bois
@kyeemily8201
6 жыл бұрын
Hey youre mom gay
@hattu7924
6 жыл бұрын
is there a r/dicksucking
@justiceforjoggers2897
6 жыл бұрын
God I hope so
@Daenym
5 жыл бұрын
Your katana for judo practice. You know, judo, the hand to hand combat sport that has nothing to do with swords. Seems legit.
@adas2051
4 жыл бұрын
Man confused judo with kendo
@sinistrality7883
3 жыл бұрын
@@adas2051 I mean even if its kendo, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to give students actual bladed Weapons
@dr.bright6272
3 жыл бұрын
@@sinistrality7883 yep
@rel3660
4 жыл бұрын
when the knock sound played I actually checked the door aNd tHeN wHeN i OpEnEd iT eVereyOnE CLAPPED
@spencerpatterson2299
3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@sadie_cat
3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Astar72439
6 жыл бұрын
I pulled out my katana from judo practice Judo is literally the one Japanese form of fighting that doesn’t use weapons
@J4kki94
6 жыл бұрын
Didn't matter to him, though, _gaijins gotta gaijin_ you know
@Chiefbigcorn
6 жыл бұрын
Deadeye TRACE ON!
@snosibsnob3930
6 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@life_archive7840
6 жыл бұрын
Judo uses katanas, sometimes...
@life_archive7840
6 жыл бұрын
NeonGeorg The fact that he said that katanas were older than guns... I don't know man, he doesn't know his history that well.
@Schenkel101
6 жыл бұрын
I see... your katana... for Judo... someone arrest this man, he's using a real sword in competitive unarmed combat, who knows how many people he's killed, what with his cold calculating demeanor and unshakeable bravery.
@avry5651
6 жыл бұрын
Yyep... Judo is a fully physical sport, with no physical weapons involved.
@noahredgrove7537
6 жыл бұрын
don't you guys just hate it when your rolling in judo and you go for an ippon seoi nagi and they chop your fucking head off.
@avry5651
6 жыл бұрын
Noah I know, right?
@hyperlethalsunfish3113
6 жыл бұрын
Omea Wa Mo Shindeiru!
@Schenkel101
6 жыл бұрын
hyperlethalsunfish Nani!?
@andyy3216
5 жыл бұрын
Anti vax memes will never get old Just like anti vax children
@adirblazkowics7717
5 жыл бұрын
OH *OH SHIT*
@enderd14__39
5 жыл бұрын
My dad is anti vaxx and I’m going on a vacation with him *chuckles* I’m in danger
@anamariazambrano2404
5 жыл бұрын
Boogieman Bed Daaaaaaaaaang
@geengobin3
5 жыл бұрын
This is stolen
@mookinbabysealfurmittens
4 жыл бұрын
@@geengobin3 WHAAAA??! ...Yeah, ya think? ಠ_ಠ
@alexthagreater451
5 жыл бұрын
Once, I Met A Girl, I Asked If She Wanted To go Out with me. She Said No I Said" Oh, Dang Alright" And Then I got On With my life Normally.
@01234567891011121338
4 жыл бұрын
Ok this is utter bullshit. Everyone knows if a girl says no you are supposed to call her a bitch and tell her you hope she gets raped and then dumped by her Chad boyfriend. Sorry but this story is just too far fetched.
@blobydude420productions4
4 жыл бұрын
Did everyone clapped
@cletusmandeletusman2328
4 жыл бұрын
you forgot the part where you started levitating at mach 5 at the bitch through the power of god and suddenly everyone starts handing you 10 dollars as a congratulatory gift
@olgierdvoneverec4135
4 жыл бұрын
I calk bs. Who says "oh, dang" unironically?
@allearas8203
4 жыл бұрын
and then everybody clapped
@shaddowrealm
6 жыл бұрын
The Japanese part was hilarious and impressive as fuck
@SkyRied1
6 жыл бұрын
Kobe Walsh Yeah, it was my favorite part.
@jennifer1090
6 жыл бұрын
it didn't happen if no one clapped. *aPpLaUsE*
@commonnobodylulublue790
6 жыл бұрын
Jennifer HONEYYYYYYYYYY
@honeybee1256
6 жыл бұрын
Jennifer I’m living for your profile picture.. TRIXYA FOR LYFE
@jennifer1090
6 жыл бұрын
I love all of you omfg 😂
@user-rl1pd8ei1n
6 жыл бұрын
OH H ON E Y
@phoenixswift24
6 жыл бұрын
OOOOHHHHH HONNNEYYYYYY. huuuuuuuuu you're safe
@rachelb1638
5 жыл бұрын
11:20 I WAS SITTING BY MY WINDOW AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SOMEONE KNOCKED ON IT (I have earbuds in) I'm literally shaking. That sound effect was too realistic. Edit: I can't stop listening to it. It's crazy, I can't process it.
@firedragonpd4064
3 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened XD
@vixygrayve
3 жыл бұрын
same, scared the crap out of me
@lizardperson780
5 жыл бұрын
11:19 jeez that knock was so convincing I immediately paused and looked to the right
@toreole2993
5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The classic. Taking a sword to a fist fighting martial art. (Katana for judo)
@th3gov3rnm3nt
5 жыл бұрын
I thought that judo about it
@11Survivor
5 жыл бұрын
Very brave to use a weapon in a sport with no weapons, right? R I G H T??
@Wspmatty
5 жыл бұрын
Toreole 2 that’s what I was thinking
@JJAB91
5 жыл бұрын
Hell, his "facts" about katanas and guns weren't even accurate. Dude had no idea what the fuck he was even talking about.
@cassanateli
5 жыл бұрын
Judo isn’t fist fighting though it’s clinching and grappling, no swords or fists
@niggonya
6 жыл бұрын
Do you care about him Do you care about him
@PressRao
6 жыл бұрын
Hi it's luis now just got back from the hospital
@catwiffhat4274
6 жыл бұрын
n i g g o n y a Sounds like something a Psychological Horror game would tell you.
@nickeynouse6093
5 жыл бұрын
If the age of the weapon mattered the most we would see people carrying around arrowheads but you don't, do you, BRAYDIN?
@skinder124
4 жыл бұрын
Or clubs...
@viscountrainbows6452
3 жыл бұрын
@@skinder124 Baseball bats, household hammers, crowbars and 2x4s: Are we a joke to you?
@dr.altoclef9255
2 жыл бұрын
I use a gnarled chunk of wood that I loosely wrapped animal fur around the base of. It’s unstoppable.
@dohinator4092
2 жыл бұрын
Man, I keep coming back to these over and over again. I think I've watched every Top Posts of All Time video at least a handful of times each. Sucks Sorrow doesn't post anymore, but I much rather he be doing his thing elsewhere as long as he's happy doing it. Clearly, he has a talent for making entertaining content, so I just hope he's out there making fun stuff in whatever form he most prefers and taking care. Most importantly just taking care though since creating stuff just might not be his thing anymore for all I know.
@allofthepoints9636
Жыл бұрын
Never forget
@PurplePiiPii
5 жыл бұрын
*door sound effects plays* me: *freezes*
@abhaymishra30
5 жыл бұрын
68 likes. We are so close senpai
@hobihasmyhearteu7854
5 жыл бұрын
Right it sounded so real to me like it was next to me
@ruileite4579
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@lyswenn
5 жыл бұрын
Oh god glad I'm not the only one, I paused the video in shock only to remember it's 2am
@ruileite4579
5 жыл бұрын
@@lyswenn I live with my parents and its 1am
@pocket1122
6 жыл бұрын
Omaiwa mo shindeiru r/N A N I
@scruggs6633
6 жыл бұрын
*ear rape*
@autumnsprite
6 жыл бұрын
NANI!
@matmightstir1427
6 жыл бұрын
Abdullah Almousalli *omae 😤😤😤
@thescrublord9467
6 жыл бұрын
*mou
@andrewramlall3560
6 жыл бұрын
Abdullah Almousalli please tell me this is an actual subreddit
@madsthefreed
3 жыл бұрын
I love how the otherkin kid is torn between wanting to be oppressed and portraying themselves as some kind of badass well-respected underdog
@justasmltwngir1732
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@loveace2430
3 жыл бұрын
2:22 - Pride and Prejudice. You couldn't find a snobbier book if you tried, lol.
@echowaterworks
6 жыл бұрын
11:19 THE KNOCK SCARED ME BECAUSE I HAVE HEADPHONES ON AND IT CAME IN ONLY THROUGH MY RIGHT EAR SO I FREAKED OUT
@Hush.Elementz
6 жыл бұрын
I'm alone in a dark apartment. My chest hurts
@christopherantimie1613
6 жыл бұрын
I was parked in my car with headphones on at night. Gave me a scare as well
@ThroughTheEyesOfJesus
6 жыл бұрын
Same, I was listening to this while I was dozing off. That shit woke me up real quick
@Nicklovin1337
6 жыл бұрын
ΞLΞMΞNTZ fucc same
@cosmicforces5038
6 жыл бұрын
Yo I nearly fucking shit myself my guy. Scared the fucking shit out of me.
@cozonacel36
6 жыл бұрын
*lies in japanese*
@milkman9247
6 жыл бұрын
*chuckles in arabian*
@MainlineThruTheRockies
4 жыл бұрын
11:19, I’m watching wearing headphones, so this totally got me holy shit lmao
@pkeda
4 жыл бұрын
"pulls out my katana from judo practice" it pisses me off knowing that judo is only about slams and takedowns so you can't really use a katana there buddy sorry
@mgb2172
4 жыл бұрын
The stupidity on show... Is impressive, you gotta admit
@50charactersthathassomuchn95
6 жыл бұрын
I'm wearing headphones and the knock sounded so real I almost died *then everyone clapped*
@joeybray6269
6 жыл бұрын
The Dog whom breaths I agree
@madzia0109
6 жыл бұрын
I went back because at first I thought someone was really knocking on the door
@mrrithexthesilent6385
6 жыл бұрын
It keeps creeping the shit out of me everytime I hear it I'm all out of pants now (4 in total)
@nathancollins2238
6 жыл бұрын
SAME bro im home alone at midnight in bed when it happened. about pissed myself lol
@Fixided
6 жыл бұрын
The door? Einstein.
@jingx9756
5 жыл бұрын
When the "me, her boyfriend, and me" popped up, I died 😂
@arolurker3511
5 жыл бұрын
camel llamma plot twist: he’s really jealous of the girl.
@yuibkys3522
5 жыл бұрын
camel llamma it was satire
@onlyonefry
3 жыл бұрын
2:30 Im sorry but I’ve only heard the term “smut” on fanfiction websites, an adult man using that term is unrealistic by itself
@BentleyS6336
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@kayleighechelon7352
11 ай бұрын
I miss Sorrow. I hope he's doing okay. 💜💜
@haydengoude4819
6 жыл бұрын
The sword one shoulda ended like "I whipped out my sword, and he shot me in the knee and grabbed my wallet"
@Koicifer
6 жыл бұрын
That's probably what happened/ what would have happened if the group existed and he had friends to go out with
@Lamorakc
6 жыл бұрын
And he owned a sword
@epicninja3
6 жыл бұрын
Bondrewd Best Father That was my favorite part
@gaunt6592
5 жыл бұрын
How the katana one would have gone in real life: So her, her boyfriend and I are walking when a guy threatens us with a gun. Big boyfriend freezes, yadda yadda yadda, I pull out my katana. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is o-" And then the guy shot me in the head and ran! And everybody clapped for him.
@CoTn
5 жыл бұрын
This is a nice story I would defenetly buy
@---kp1hm
5 жыл бұрын
Also, I don’t think judo has any katanas involved in it.
@NniggthFlloww
5 жыл бұрын
yeah definitely not, i dont remember much from judo practice but there certainly werent any katanas involved.
@spyjonsachurin2101
5 жыл бұрын
I’m with the jock on freezing. That’s a perfectly normal reaction to a gun pointed at you.
@MrAdventureHat
5 жыл бұрын
what gun is 400 years old and still in use?
@senzayyy
3 жыл бұрын
The fucking knock on the door at 11:24. Made me think someone was knocking on my wall
@anitatapiocah
5 жыл бұрын
do you care about him DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM some say he's still bleeding from the mouth, waiting.
@mirorman477
3 жыл бұрын
he checks his phone everyday while he Lies on the road, still bleed from mouth.
@jess.p
6 жыл бұрын
DO YOU CARE ABOUT HIM DO YOU CARE ABOHT HIM
@AAcosta2003
6 жыл бұрын
Every fake story ever: I was in this area when this person said "I hate Don Rosa (the man responsible for the Scrooge McDuck comics)" so I walked to them, punched them and said "your mom dies in infinity war" and everyone clapped, the army came and gave me a medal and I married Sonic the Hedgehog
@J-D03
6 жыл бұрын
Chorus Kid P Then everyone clapped a second time.
@karma8708
6 жыл бұрын
*yOu fORgoT tHe EdGy WeEb S-H-I-T*
@idoganor100
6 жыл бұрын
Basically.
@averagefatefan
6 жыл бұрын
Chorus Kid P I hope you and sonic are enjoying married life together.
@addadu8031
6 жыл бұрын
Chorus Kid P who gave you my biography
@mikeymccafferty5339
5 жыл бұрын
11:19 I'm in my room at night watching this with headphones and was genuinely freaked out by that
@gabebarbieri194
3 жыл бұрын
3:30 I love how this guy says "he just ran in front of a car" describing HIMSELF as if he was like a dog, or disabled person, or something that just couldn't help themselves but run in-front of a car... That phrasing almost always is used to describe animals lmao.
@MarzaButTube
6 жыл бұрын
He pulled out a katana... for judo??????? Like the grappling sport???
@Fairydragon12
6 жыл бұрын
Being with the most Menacing name I think that idiot ponce meant to say Kendo you know the sport thats,' like Japanese fencing.
@filipsepesi5944
6 жыл бұрын
even in Kendo you dont use a Katana
@Fairydragon12
6 жыл бұрын
Filip Sepesi yeah you use a Shinai
@umbrellabirb2959
6 жыл бұрын
Also why would the age of a weapon matter? Imagine someone fighting a guy with cannon whilst you have a knife. Sure the knife has been used forever but it's a bloody cannon
@Tridd666
6 жыл бұрын
Only a fool doesn't bring a knife to a grope fight
@VeryAuuful
6 жыл бұрын
MAN THAT KNOCK WAS A *S P O O K*
@ChronicallyJess
6 жыл бұрын
Scared the shit out of me xD went back and listened again to check it wasn’t someone outside of my window waiting to murder me.
@yang592
6 жыл бұрын
oh dear lord.. same
@ferrismolina4763
6 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling down to see if anyone had commented this yet. I was freaked and went to answer the front door, but obviously there was no one there. I'm kind of relieved I didn't just experience some sort of glitch in the Matrix.
@technocrusader2993
6 жыл бұрын
Ferris the same just happened and im alone
@yomommasan292
6 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/lXis3H5ukZWJlKw
@dolphindrawings9331
5 жыл бұрын
11:19 was listening to this while doing other stuff and that startled me so much
@boneappletea3858
11 ай бұрын
Nobody will ever do it like Sorrow TV. Idk what happened but I hope he's ok and doing well. Thanks for all the good times. It really helps.
@poseidongaming8322
6 жыл бұрын
-quiet guy: 先に行く! -gangbanger(?): NANI?!?
@wheatleythebrick2276
6 жыл бұрын
Poseidon Gaming kekekk
@sarahage3828
6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't that mean Go first(saki ni iku)?
@vanzy01
6 жыл бұрын
🍙🍡🍣🍙🍡🍣
@c.morganfree1970
6 жыл бұрын
Is that Swahili? I'm pretty sure that means "what" in that language.
@rogo23
5 жыл бұрын
‘Ok great hip throw josh, next time try and-JESUS IS THAT A SWORD?’
@th3gov3rnm3nt
5 жыл бұрын
Sneak 100 illusion 100
@himanshumagar
5 жыл бұрын
Amit is the you?!
@junkieinlove2180
5 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY I WAS SO CONFUSED
@amysofia5783
4 жыл бұрын
OMG I LOST IT WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING IN ACTUAL JAPANESE 😂😂😂 My Japanese is a little rough but I think that was spot on!!!
@linaabboud8653
5 жыл бұрын
2:29 I can confirm, I was Jane eyre
@ascendedcat260
4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm to, I was the bus
@initialrift9128
4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm I'm the road the bus was driving on
@megamon9258
4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I was the wheels on the bus going round and round all through the town
@ibavider
4 жыл бұрын
I was the book
@azelfdaboi5265
4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I am the shattered bone in the grandma's hands
@tvLAND3458
5 жыл бұрын
The Japanese part had me exhaling out my nose heavily. 😂
@MKHailGaming
4 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure that that isn't Japanese
@theomegadestructor4974
4 жыл бұрын
@@MKHailGaming watashiwa canu puruve wurong.... But not with my fake impression
@sadisticgirl_
4 жыл бұрын
@@CC-bu2gv instantly
@as-h989
4 жыл бұрын
Genesis Master what is it
@Andrew-si7db
4 жыл бұрын
Genesis Master that is Japanese like と is a Japanese character た is another character of Japanese
@QuinnConnell
6 жыл бұрын
s n a p é c h a t
@umutcandurak6555
6 жыл бұрын
Serverus snapechat ?
@gnorgel
6 жыл бұрын
Umut can Durak :D maa man
@lunareclipse2401
4 жыл бұрын
"teenagers only read smut these days" bruh
@rosec.2508
4 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s not wrong😂
@rexjolles
4 жыл бұрын
Your username is just Call of Duty 3 online rooms in a nutshell
@lunareclipse2401
4 жыл бұрын
@@rexjolles yes
@biohazard9215
4 жыл бұрын
It's just Manga now... which is a _bit_ better
@Lertas_AltShow
3 жыл бұрын
Hey I know you from somewhere..
@princesstamika
4 жыл бұрын
8:32 this has been happening to butch lesbians and gay men for centuries.
@Destructocorps
6 жыл бұрын
Actual conversation on the bus Guy: is anyone sitting here? Other guy: No
@richardmcnamara8715
6 жыл бұрын
Destructocorps AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED
@SoulPriest
6 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@DirePlot
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, right. You really expect me to believe this?
@kuanhulio3700
6 жыл бұрын
Destructocorps ha you believe in buses? Keep believing the governments lies you sheep
@kuanhulio3700
6 жыл бұрын
Isopod-Chan ....no... how could this be.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@pratikhazari3701
6 жыл бұрын
I know it's all fake but I really want that one with the office orgy to be true, just because of how ridiculous and insane that it is.
@Dice-Z
6 жыл бұрын
Sounded like a joke creepypasta tbh
@PoppinRandomBubbles
6 жыл бұрын
Pratik Hazari what the author failed to mention was that he had been prescribed pills to help combat his vivid and realistic hallucinations, that plagued him almost daily.
@haydenryder123
6 жыл бұрын
The wolf of wall-street Jordan Belfort
@galaxiegoddess
6 жыл бұрын
I also loved how the building just collapsed randomly 😂 and thats why he had to go back early
@laelbinder8559
6 жыл бұрын
I LOST IT TO THAT ONE OML
@akuma-5335
4 жыл бұрын
8:15 sounds like an actual living breathing fedora wrote that
@dontyellatmeimsoft886
4 жыл бұрын
2:35 when the man said *dOt DoT dOt* i felt that
@JimLStone
6 жыл бұрын
_You can't get approached if you don't go out in public_
@tired9351
6 жыл бұрын
0:23 *HE SAID THE THING* *HE NEVER SAYS THE THING*
@belurso5179
6 жыл бұрын
mass flag the video, this travesty cannot proceed.
@seamusfinnerty5897
6 жыл бұрын
Haley Cat what thing
@user-pn9jj5iy1k
6 жыл бұрын
Haley Cat I
@sebastianblevdet
6 жыл бұрын
tactical dot
@remmy8282
6 жыл бұрын
Haley Cat EveRYbodY StAY CALm!
@B4bydr3w504
4 жыл бұрын
Had my headphones on, and the sound bite you used for the knocking sound so real, even tho I was watching this I got up and looked at the door. Great job.
@_notquitehuman_
3 жыл бұрын
3:40 as a 'kin, we do not claim them
@spyr0guy
5 жыл бұрын
The world doesn't oppress you because you're otherkin The world oppresses you because you're *absolutely crazy*
@henrystickmin6002
5 жыл бұрын
What are otherkins
@Ellisepha
5 жыл бұрын
@@henrystickmin6002 Basically people who believe they're like a dog born in a human body or some shit
@imppro
5 жыл бұрын
@@henrystickmin6002 furries that think they are actual animals.
@satisfaction.6735
5 жыл бұрын
@@imppro what about humans who think they are demons?
@imppro
5 жыл бұрын
@@satisfaction.6735 same thing I guess
@Wasp_____
6 жыл бұрын
actual thing that happened to me: Me: (closes eyes to go to sleep) Me:(sleeps and wakes up in the morning)
@mistertagnan
6 жыл бұрын
That happened...... come on, SLEEPING?!?! That's ridiculous, stop lying
@Wasp_____
6 жыл бұрын
*Gasp it actually happened I'm not lying I'm telling the truth 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@swagtomomo
6 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@Wasp_____
6 жыл бұрын
Friendable Person shut up my dad works for KZitem and he'll give you 10000 ads per video you watch
@heatherrausch6085
6 жыл бұрын
Sleep? In this econony? Couldn't be me fam
@flamu9183
3 жыл бұрын
11:31 is my new favorite song
@mostar1219
3 жыл бұрын
1:07 take it from someone who actually had their poem written on the board in class as an example (because the guidelines for the assignment was said to be hard); that’s not usually how it goes down
@bjark2943
6 жыл бұрын
*_"teenagers only read smut these days"_* **closes 8 ao3 tabs**
@kristine6643
6 жыл бұрын
*b i g m o o d*
@chrysanthemum3874
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@poopiepantz3415
6 жыл бұрын
What's ao3?
@chrysanthemum3874
6 жыл бұрын
Poopiepantz 34 It stands for Archive of Our Own. It's a website made specifically for fanfiction.
@kristine6643
6 жыл бұрын
a fanfiction site. where anything is allowed. as to quote myself back in the ancient days of 2017... "i found a lorax x once-ler scat fetish fanfic wanna see"
@drawacow8743
6 жыл бұрын
I never vaccinated any of my children. The ones that lived are fine
@angelocc4406
6 жыл бұрын
the ones that died was just natural selection
@Lunar-bw2kq
6 жыл бұрын
The ones that lived, lol
@mauer594
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, that WAS the joke, thanks for repeating it.
@AnomalousLad
6 жыл бұрын
Max Max Whooosh
@asston712
6 жыл бұрын
Max Max Whoosh
@StarSpawnMusic
3 жыл бұрын
“I’m quiet, calculated, and intelligent” *pulls out sword when faced with gun*
@gayjayy
Жыл бұрын
A DULL WOODEN sword. They don't allow real, sharp, metal swords during practice.
@kenzij
5 жыл бұрын
Oh. My! *God!* the pizza song from Mary Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party VHS. I'm... I'm so... ineffably happy.
@DarkTigress
6 жыл бұрын
*Why is the knock sound so realistic??*
@rushikeshpande8780
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah exactly I paused the video and was going to check the door.
@teigancarter93
6 жыл бұрын
It made me jump
@rordun1232
6 жыл бұрын
It's a headphone trick.
@halogenn_
6 жыл бұрын
I think there was a time where people would put it over music to freak people out.
@dancepants.
6 жыл бұрын
I fucking called out, "Who's there?"
@fxyde
5 жыл бұрын
11:18 my heart literally stopped i was home alone when i heard this knock
@TS6815
3 жыл бұрын
In fairness 5:50 is probably how the /r/wallstreetbets VC firm will turn out.
@carrotbluecheese5607
5 жыл бұрын
5:15 I actually think this one has a POSSIBILITY of being true. The numbers are ordered by numerals at the bottom of the gum piece. Idk maybe it’s made up but...
@carrotbluecheese5607
5 жыл бұрын
Elisa Castro how so?
@niko7877
6 жыл бұрын
The amount of actual effort you put is what makes you different from other r/ channels. You actually read Japanese at a text where the person brings out a katana and make noices and sound effects for Everything that's happening
@candy-ninja
6 жыл бұрын
And that's why Sorrow's the best.
@JamEngulfer
6 жыл бұрын
Nick Yolo: Yeah, Sorrow is definitely the best with Soothouse being a close second. There's a lot of really bad 'read out a subreddit' channels popping up recently.
@j_0anna
6 жыл бұрын
JamEngulfer Slazo, who has collaborated with Sorrow a few times, is also pretty good.
@TA1102AN
6 жыл бұрын
You: "And then everyone clapped" Me, an intellectual: "I received an applause"
@rice1436
6 жыл бұрын
wouldn’t an intellectual know how to spell received correctly?
@TA1102AN
6 жыл бұрын
76th Fixed it. You happy now?
@rice1436
6 жыл бұрын
i was joking but i guess
@Take2TheStars
6 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOO SUCH AN INTELLECTUAL
@zigzoinks5493
6 жыл бұрын
So much for an intellectual.
@mjones9932
5 жыл бұрын
5:07 oh yeah, Sorrow? Whats the difference? You're their all-time best seller!
@neetdaraptorboiii
4 жыл бұрын
Also, my 18 month old nephew saw me watching this video, and said ‘Andrew, for someone as verbose and intelligent as you, I am frankly disheartened you would waste time with petty light entertainment.’ I then proceeded to show him the videos about music theory and scriabinist composers I had been researching and he said ‘O, in that case, dearest uncle, please disregard my outburst!’ And he toddled off humming Lyapunov’s Etude No. 6.
@treygoul
5 жыл бұрын
These reminds me of the time i got stuck in a glass tornado on the 28th floor of taco bell, ended up saving a poor guy's life by doing a DIY blood transfusion with ketchup......pheeeww, good thing i had a pinterest account.
@bayonecky
5 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped...
@agostov.4508
5 жыл бұрын
And then John Stamos jumped through the window to give you a high five
@padparadschawillmakeanacco8449
5 жыл бұрын
Then a clown came and killed everyone
@seniorssweatersmakemewashm397
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I was there
@SlipperyNutella
5 жыл бұрын
And then Pewdiepie gave me the Nobel Prize
@homopoly
6 жыл бұрын
I'm so famous, I keep getting approached by men in blue uniforms.
@deltoroperdedor3166
6 жыл бұрын
Unchi is your profile pic any indication of the reason?
@homopoly
6 жыл бұрын
Most definitely, yes.
@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471
6 жыл бұрын
Unchi wow that's awesome I wish I was that famous
@defaultset
6 жыл бұрын
Unchi I'm so famous that men in hoodies come up to me and keep saying want some good shit?
@quamch2774
4 жыл бұрын
11:11 I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
@alextwig
5 жыл бұрын
That knock freaked me out bc my door was already open
@antonioalonso5831
6 жыл бұрын
OK so I high-key just got scared at 11:20 with that knock, wtf it was so realistic and only on my right ear
@KvS1x3
6 жыл бұрын
Antonio Alonso scared the shit out of me
@sea3530
6 жыл бұрын
I SWEAR I KEEP REPEATING IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL FOR AN ENTIRE MINUTE
@eriktramp9721
6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. In Peace to Headphone Users
@zachefronisalesbianicon1523
6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a real knock, I sat there for a few seconds to see if my siblings had knocked on our wall
@thatg2340
6 жыл бұрын
Ik I jumped I’m sitting in my bed at night and to hear that shit damn
@sketchingstudio5552
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, my worst nightmare is also a lying dweeb with a katana
@sfsaviation
5 жыл бұрын
Sketching Studio I fucking HATE NORMIIIIIIIIIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@frenchfry1351
5 жыл бұрын
Sfs Aviation are you having a stroke?
@kylelangdon6724
5 жыл бұрын
Points for using dweeb in 2018. Bravo.
@alexbrown7015
5 жыл бұрын
Sketching Studio *weeb
@Oly1y
5 жыл бұрын
@@alexbrown7015 *dweeb
@grimknight8819
5 жыл бұрын
7:44 kitana guy: Anata wa mō shinde imasu Gang banger: Nani
@tamaradelsohn5493
3 жыл бұрын
That last story, my mom just told me about a time something similar happened, and I don't really see a reason why she would lie about it, it's not like she doesn't have plenty of other stories from her past to entertain me or just talk about. So, when my mom was pregnant with my sibling (1998), her friends decided to hold a sort of baby shower for her. (She agreed so long as there weren't any stupid games involved, but it was a nice get-together with her friends.) There was one friend who couldn't come, because she was on the other side of the country at the time (Los Angeles to New York). The day of the baby shower, said friend called my mom and was talking about how she wished she could be there, it sounded like fun and a good chance to catch up, all that, and made a beam-me-up-Scotty joke. (My mom likes... that's Star Wars, right? I'm not into either it or Star Trek, and sometimes I have trouble remembering which reference is from which.) And a few seconds after she made that joke, my parents' doorbell rang. My mom didn't want to answer the door at first, but her friend insisted. So she did, and there her friend was.
@robinschulz9961
5 жыл бұрын
7:30 as someone who actually practices judo 3 times a week i can guarantee all of you that katana fight is definitely not a part of it
@thefakepie1126
5 жыл бұрын
should have said "it's definitely a part of it , NOT ! ):
@SakuraAvalon
5 жыл бұрын
Ryser HD That just means you weren't part of the elite level, where we did use Katana's. And bazookas.
@dumpingstirs1143
5 жыл бұрын
@@SakuraAvalon Shit, I gotta get into Judo. Should I buy a bazooka, or am I gonna be given one for lessons?
@drownsinkoolaid4203
5 жыл бұрын
@@dumpingstirs1143 The instructors will usually provide replica bazookas, but they're more like BLOs (Bazooka-like objects), and so you need to buy a battle-ready one yourself to get that real training in - just like the Ancient Egyptians when they invented it!
@dumpingstirs1143
5 жыл бұрын
@@drownsinkoolaid4203 Ah, thanks for the knowledge!
@sundae.6366
6 жыл бұрын
I was wearing headphones watching this and that knock sound effect scared the shit out of me.
@PressRao
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@dontoverthinkthisman9377
6 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@jimmyjohnjoejr
6 жыл бұрын
SoldierSZ well it did happen, scared me too even though there was a wall to my right
@sundae.6366
6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy John Joe dude no fucking way, there was a wall to my right too 😂
@anydarsnf
6 жыл бұрын
same
@KyleJoseph94
3 жыл бұрын
3 years later and Nobu has mentioned how that guy referred to a gunman as a gang banger? Bit of a difference like 😂
@DenverSkyes
5 жыл бұрын
11:20 I had surround sound that actually scared me
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