Holy shit, Red pulled out so many red Flags... and they weren't even on the date itself yet. I would've just asked the cab driver to take me out of there as well and leave that idiot stranded.
@Sasael
3 жыл бұрын
Yep, after the racist comments and the "I'm not talking to you" child behavior, after he get down from the taxi, i'm out.
@metademetra
3 жыл бұрын
"I would like a water" "You MUST drink alcohol." I would have noped away so fast...
@kadlinsnowwolf1806
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That has to be one of the biggest red flags I've ever seen. I'm glad OP only took a sip, because I'd hate to think what this guy does when his date is drunk
@MrsPrincessGirl
3 жыл бұрын
I really got a nasal strip Ad with slogan “breathe better, sleep better” DURING the near-death choking story. These ads have absolute timing
@bloodhuntimintherabbithole3583
3 жыл бұрын
I gotta Macrid one so yeah KZitem my god
@user-mp1is6ys7m
3 жыл бұрын
My mum had two chickens that went to live on a farm She's nearly 50 She mentioned this at work and the first thing she did when she got home was to call her dad to confront him about it
@artyeopteryx_9685
3 жыл бұрын
Oh they went to a farm alright, eat up
@nihthkuro2526
3 жыл бұрын
@@artyeopteryx_9685 this is terrible and I hate that i laughed
@allhailexoticanimals8866
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Hugo doesn’t give a damn if this guy is recording. He’s just like, “Play with me right now!”
@Jesterofthedeadyt
3 жыл бұрын
Nah he was showing us his toy
@Alteusgirl
3 жыл бұрын
that's why dogs are sooo precious. they're like; hey you're not doing anything important cause i'm more important gimme love. (also it's Yugo i believe in reference to a wakfu character :) )
@ZPokemonfanA
3 жыл бұрын
There's apparently a subreddit called EntitledPets. Wish it was a bit more popular.
@cynicalrabbit915
3 жыл бұрын
The doggo"s name is Yugo!
@Moffattt
3 жыл бұрын
you cant even get mad at them either. they look so dumb with that squeeky toy in their mouth looking at you with big eyes and the tails wagging with enough force to knock out a baby
@DragonBloodShepherd
3 жыл бұрын
"He comes back..." * squeak squeak * "He comes back..." * squeak squeeeeeeak * "ekhm... He comes back..." * squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!!! * Doggo's version of "Today I F-ed up by squeaking on comand"
@willowsverge3046
3 жыл бұрын
Its so cute how some of his squeaks seem to “talk” for him. Lol Absolutely precious!
@AgentAnime95
3 жыл бұрын
Oof. That poor kid in the first story. That teacher should've sent Linna to the principal for being rude about it.
@swatmajor1
3 жыл бұрын
But then mama-Karen would appear in the classroom
@ayandas874
3 жыл бұрын
What she said was true though.
@SpairM
3 жыл бұрын
@@ayandas874 and? Just cause it’s true doesn’t mean it’s nice
@rainingman338
3 жыл бұрын
@@SpairM what do you mean. When would be the right moment for the kid to fing out? its the fault of the parents anyways. The idea of saying the dog went to a farm in wistconson is that the parents are to afraid to tell the kid but want it to find out themselves what happend, as they will find out when someone else uses the same term. So its cruel on their part. Also calling a little girl a Karen is retarded as fuck.
@BeanManolo
3 жыл бұрын
@@rainingman338 The kid wasn't a Karen simply because she told the other what that meant. She became a Karen the moment she decided to put her nose in a talk she wasn't part of and say that out of the blue.
@everydayjokes2321
3 жыл бұрын
Joke of the day: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? *He needs a lot of space.*
@deathconccc3338
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@nodrugshere300
3 жыл бұрын
This one is good, I like it.
@buttfart7123
3 жыл бұрын
:)
@dusty_playz2783
3 жыл бұрын
W h y
@Salt_Review
3 жыл бұрын
What did the dog say to his owner about pooping
@humanoid251
3 жыл бұрын
The Yugo squeaks are back!!!! A Christmas miracle
@der23
3 жыл бұрын
Finally some good fucking news this year!
@nickyboianimation
3 жыл бұрын
Dog... dog
@Ajehy
3 жыл бұрын
Dog!
@Samantha.K.S.Simpson
2 жыл бұрын
Ruff!
@kalebsirmans
3 жыл бұрын
“Your dog is dead Chloe.” gets me everytime😂
@katiethefatsausagedog9123
3 жыл бұрын
*ahaha*
@dangoose9512
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@stickiedmin6508
3 жыл бұрын
You think that's _funny?_
@katiethefatsausagedog9123
3 жыл бұрын
@@stickiedmin6508 what she said no but the tone r/ did it in got a good chuckle out of me
@spudicus7811
2 жыл бұрын
@@stickiedmin6508 yes
@ZPokemonfanA
3 жыл бұрын
Yugo on Reddit: TIFU by interrupting my hooman while he's working.
@darthmaul8278
3 жыл бұрын
if he thinks its a TIFU then he definitely doesn't learn from his mistakes
@fuzzylittlespider
3 жыл бұрын
Watching an episode of Hey Arnold saved my life. It was a valentine episode and Helga was choking on a piece of chocolate and did the self heimlich. About I week later I was eating steak in my room alone and started choking and I remembered watching Helga do it and it worked! I saved myself! Cartoons can save lives!
@greeeen3503
3 жыл бұрын
My dog was hearing yugos squeaking and kept looking at my phone and tilting her head, now she’s whining
@samuelcairns8530
3 жыл бұрын
TIFU by listening to a story and following instructions. I was sitting with my girlfriend on the balcony listening to the choking story. As rslash started to give us instructions, I started following the self heimlich routine on auto pilot, not thinking about where it would lead me. When it final reached the last point, I sharply palmed my fist sitting below the sternum. My girlfriend looks at me as I lurch forward and make a face akin to that of "oh God what the fuck did i do" and because she was listening in with me she quickly realised what had happened and just lost it.
@Kamifox1
3 жыл бұрын
"He comes back" *Yugo comes back with his toy* He certainly does come back, lol.
@15oClock
3 жыл бұрын
Everything about Red sounds like a guy that shouldn't be in the military.
@ZakBaganslover4ever9
3 жыл бұрын
While he does sound like he shouldn't be, in my experience he sounds like way too many who are.
@KiraMermaid
3 жыл бұрын
@@ZakBaganslover4ever9 Not everyone in the military is that bad luckily, or at least not when I served. To be fair, that was in the early 2000's and I've noticed a shift in attitude since I left
@ipsurvivor
3 жыл бұрын
Back in the 70s we had a Bassett hound who “went to live with old people on a farm”.
@merrim3794
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, Red was such a jackass! I agree, when he got out at the Air Force Base, she should have told the driver "Home, James" and left his sorry ass there. Yugo sounds like he has so much fun interrupting you! What a good doggo! ❤
@Ender11037
3 жыл бұрын
Yay
@darthmaul8278
3 жыл бұрын
when it said she will walk among the Karen's as the queen I imagined hundreds of Karen's bowing down and saying "all hail queen Karen"
@MamaLauren523
3 жыл бұрын
Yup...He comes back immediately...with his squeaky toy🤣
@Beth_The_Bored
3 жыл бұрын
Yugo: *Squeak* R/: Dog. Yugo: *Squeeeeeeeeeak* Me: Ah, I see he speaks the language of the squeak.
@krazycats564
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly teaching things like the self heimleck is exactly the kind of thing influencers should do. Well done! Could save someone's life.
@lyzzistormnightcore
3 жыл бұрын
I usually fall asleep to these but I'm impatient today :(
@thelnepoet1
3 жыл бұрын
Me too! Lol
@booth6421
3 жыл бұрын
IMPORTANT TIP!!!! When doing the Heimlich maneuver make sure to push INWARDS And UPWARDS at the same time, as if trying to get under the rib cage. Put your fingers around the thumb of your dominant hand, place the thumb bump just above the belly button, grip the opposite side of your first with your other hand. PUSH HARD FAST AND SHARP. If doing it to someone else, place one of your feet between theirs and stand straight. Never do this to someone who is coughing, it could get fully lodged. Get them to cough first.
@mrpopo619-4
3 жыл бұрын
Me when I read Reddit posts:🤨 Me when rslash reads Reddit posts:😌
@fightingfaerie
3 жыл бұрын
What concerns me is the fact the girls said her dog “when to live on a farm” before they moved. Does that mean the parents put the dog down just because they didn’t want to take it with them?? That pisses me off so much. People like that don’t deserve animals if they treat them like disposable property they don’t want anymore.
@damekkoDark
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, we actually found an old couple who live at the farm for a puppy we found(my cat was pretty unhappy with new animal and those people needed new guard dog), so there's a chance
@BVBGirl-3313
3 жыл бұрын
To an 11yr old before moving doesnt necessarily mean a few days before leaving...from weeks to years it could mean lolz...could have died the month before moving Dont just assume the worse .... Now my mom had a dog they actually had to give away to a family friend with a farm cuz the dog couldn't stay with them, but they could visit the farm and dog
@Princesskyloren
3 жыл бұрын
They could of taken to spca too
@chanda6973
3 жыл бұрын
dont say that. you have absolutely no idea of what actually happened. dog coulda been sick, dog coulda died, dog might not even be dead and may have been taken to a shelter or something. dont be so quick to jump to that kinda conclusion. you dont know what circumstances they were in.
@casywalter7816
3 жыл бұрын
Finally the day has come... everyone has social interaction skills just as bad as mine.
@-castus-
3 жыл бұрын
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@thegardenofeden8714
3 жыл бұрын
Yea let’s gooo I caught it when it just came out
@deathconccc3338
3 жыл бұрын
Eh
@luhmfonthatb
3 жыл бұрын
Change the context and you're patient 0
@kobienotcoby2862
3 жыл бұрын
@@luhmfonthatb just what I thought lmao
@sirjammiepot
3 жыл бұрын
Caught what?
@illililililillli
3 жыл бұрын
Covid-20?
@bookworm403
3 жыл бұрын
That tutorial on saving your own life is one of the many many reasons I love this channel and rslash
@alexmckenzie6410
2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved the puppy bloopers on this one cause my dog ran into the kitchen looking for the squeaky toy
@GBunnyG
3 жыл бұрын
The adult store story had me doubled over. OMG.
@05otaku
3 жыл бұрын
Sooooo today was TIFU, NSFW style What a good day to listen it in the kitchen, near my family...
@Flounder079
3 жыл бұрын
I love how the puppy seems to have the best comedic timing.
@anthonypapadopoulos8662
3 жыл бұрын
hugo biting his squeaky toy to get your attention made me laugh harder than anything else in the vid
@Skenjin
3 жыл бұрын
In that first story, Linna really needs a reality check of some sort to get her to realize she really isn't all that and to be conscious of her actions. Being smart and the head of your class does not entitle you to being a jerk, having been the smart person but not a jerk (I hope, my memory tells me I wasn't an ass to anyone). Also, being top of your class doesn't mean you will be successful in life, I have learned that lesson all too well.
@onlyamberrr9635
2 жыл бұрын
That last story grinds me gears 😂 I’d have ridden back in the cab ALONE.
@crassenti
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve missed puppy bloopers so much lol
@gerrard1144
3 жыл бұрын
Taxi Driver: *speaks english* Red: *Run*
@maxshadowwolf5720
11 ай бұрын
“He comes back”*gets interrupted by puppy returning with squeaky toy* 😂😂
@oliviaksiag6163
3 жыл бұрын
The bad date is the friend's fault, how hard is it to say "this man might embarrass you with his blatant racism?"
@MsYasami
3 жыл бұрын
Nope. It's 100% up to Red.
@foxooverlord
3 жыл бұрын
what do you mean, that is like saying that someone died because of you, because you knew him
@allhailexoticanimals8866
3 жыл бұрын
Day 245 of watching rslash everyday consistently
@justsomebassistwithwifi1073
3 жыл бұрын
We’re keeping track?
@cyankeemn1
3 жыл бұрын
Only 245 days????
@lachruck1085
3 жыл бұрын
Day 1 lol
@krazycats564
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly putting whipped cream on a strangers nose is super creepy.
@P4INKiller
3 жыл бұрын
Are we just throwing context out of the window? If so, putting a large sombrero hat on a stranger and singing to them is super creepy too.
@itwasntmeiswear7268
3 жыл бұрын
6:10 "Time to face the brutal truth! Cause we're all on a hit list, might not live 'till Christmas, choke to death on Triscuits! Hey that's just statistics..." Please tell me I'm not the only one 😂
@vocorvocorvocor
3 жыл бұрын
Day 49 of appreciating the daily video’s!
@madamedipstick8569
3 жыл бұрын
I've had so many scary moments where I wasn't incapable of breathing but I couldn't swallow whatever food was going down my throat. Like I remember I was going to this awesome Mexican restaurant with my dad and I couldn't eat anything because there was something just absolutely lodged on top of a bubble in my throat so I was breathing shallow through a tiny gap in the food barrier.
@andrewvalentine6977
3 жыл бұрын
I had a terrifying experience when I had some pork stuck with some hot sauce stuck in my throat and it just wouldn't go down. Starting coughing up blood and my entire throat was burning. I had to run into the bathroom to try and force it out. A nasty, scary experience. I'm in the UK so free health care but if you have trouble swallowing, it might be worth visiting your GP.
@jaykneegarner2479
3 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, my squeaky toy addicted dog is now looking for the new squeaky toy he is sure I must have slipped out and bought when he was taking a nap! Someone please send squeaky toys, and frisbees!
@sammac3017
3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE your chuckle! It makes this 65 YO's day! The stories are addictive.
@Astrumplayez
3 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so much. The whip cream on the nose story was too funny. Lmao
@blazeblue9995
3 жыл бұрын
Happy 23rd, Dundermifflinhoe, hope you enjoyed the whipped cream, cause you'll never look at it the same again now! XD
@tiana_andherbooks
3 жыл бұрын
lol. 1 view, 11 likes, and 4 comments. Caught it just when it came out right after finishing another RSlash video
@dusty_playz2783
3 жыл бұрын
for me it says this video was posted 4 minutes ago yet your comment is from 8 minutes ago.........................
@snowdream2530
3 жыл бұрын
The title of the first story... its so sad yet so funny
@irdmoose
3 жыл бұрын
rSlash, bro, you've outdone yourself... going from saving one's own life because OP knew how to suck on things... to an OP who F'd up by sucking on a waiter. You're talking Linus levels of segway here, absolute master class.
@jacobpedersen2906
3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he has an entire play list with all the puppy bloopers/normal bloopers
@spidrscared84
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time I went all day without eating due to being very busy all day and I went out to eat with friends at 10pm and drank 2 large margaritas on an empty stomach. My behavior was classless and I apparently grabbed somebody’s drink who I didn’t even know and proceeded to stick my fingers in it and lick them. I’m still ashamed.
@elliegabriella6634
3 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear. I hit my fist on a wall while choking. I’m dead.
@ranashalhoub5798
3 жыл бұрын
I literally thought “damn sounds like she turned 23” and then I WAS RIGHT
@akia1222
3 жыл бұрын
Good Morning Everyone! Always look forward to Rslash’s videos.
@daniilchechurov7376
3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see this notification and I’m just like wtf 😳.. then somehow op explains it and makes it an accident. Lets see how they get themselves out of this
@NickelodeonFan176
3 жыл бұрын
That first one... I hope that teacher called Lenna out. If I was in that class, I would do that and also try to comfort Chloe. Seriously, that was a pretty good punch to the heart.
@jj2147-d5r
3 жыл бұрын
That third story caught me off guard ngl 😂😂
@Sybil_Detard
3 жыл бұрын
These were especially saucy and while I didn't laugh, they helped soothe the hole in my soul. We had to put our pup of 5 1/2 yrs down this week due to rapidly spreading, aggressive brain cancer which was originally diagnosed as an allergy. Thanks rslash. Take care of Hugo, and give him an extra snuggle for me and my partner.
@rachelthompson7487
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss.
@reariin4786
3 жыл бұрын
"He comes back, immediately-" .... With his toys, ready to interrupt rslash once again
@landycarreon1027
3 жыл бұрын
My dog keeps staring at the tv whenever your cute dog starts playing with the toys lmao
@justaperson4656
3 жыл бұрын
Me and my mother have just spent ~4 hours cleaning from her divorce. Finding things my dad "borrowed", not finding things that should be here, etc. Hearing r/ read other people's problems helps
@alexwilliams6492
3 жыл бұрын
Puppy bloopers is back, such a good boy :))
@susaneichelberger4770
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for always being here. My husband died today and this is a small spot of sunshine. Thank you
@rychenn2152
3 жыл бұрын
A private being friends with an nco? 👀 "Friends" Lucky sergeant lol
@timehunter9467
3 жыл бұрын
A squeaky toy in a dog’s mouth is somehow the loudest thing ever. Ours got so excited he actually shot the squeaker out across the room he bit it that hard. It’s like they wait for the perfect moment to disturb the silence.
@maggpiprime954
3 жыл бұрын
13:57 Love how you sound like a cross between Marge Simpson and Squidward here! (The whole video was fun, but this was my favourite bit!)
@Tubylubrx
3 жыл бұрын
I choke on food and gum a lot so I understand what that girl was talking about, I do the same thing and just work the food back out of my throat.
@jarofdirt9
3 жыл бұрын
How?
@chico_gamer92
3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like your talking about your dog when you say " he comes back " during the puppy bloopers, almost like if on que. Lol
@13BGunBunny
3 жыл бұрын
"He comes back and..." *_[squeak!]_*
@jjcymbolic
3 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand parents lying about a dead pet. My parents were always open with me when a pet died, and, well, I cried, it hurt, and I eventually grew and got over it. Now, not every kid will be the same, that's a given, however, it is good to learn to cope as a kid before something and someone even more important passes.
@DaltonYerkes
3 жыл бұрын
I know it's not funny, but I was crying laughing with the choking story. 😭
@cielmoon7131
3 жыл бұрын
He's so patient with Yugo, I love it
@Tailix
3 жыл бұрын
Every time there is puppy bloopers, I'm happy lol
@sayomi23
3 жыл бұрын
That Korea story with those army boys is so scarily common 😩
@cecesmith4723
3 жыл бұрын
My mom told me that my St. Bernard went to go live on a farm when I was a kid.... Awh 🥺 my baby....
@senecarus_whitur
3 жыл бұрын
4:09 Something like that happened to me too (minus the d-sucking part). I was maybe twelve and at my babysitters house when I choked on a piece of uncooked bacon. She wouldn’t believe me that I was choking and I was so scared. My babysitter basically just said „stop pretending and sit down for dinner! You’re not choking“ while I was struggling to breathe. I made my way into the bathroom, put my hand in my throat and PULLED OUT the piece of bacon that was stuck in my throat. If I hadn’t done that I surely would’ve suffocated as my babysitter didn’t take me very serious. That was about ten years ago and it was so traumatic that I still remember it vividly.
@dharz8627
3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! PUPPY BLOOPERS!
@coffeycat4
3 жыл бұрын
OMG LOL!! Yugo and your squeaky toy!! Cracks me up every time I hear it though! 🤣😂🐶🐕
@Lee-yl4ul
3 жыл бұрын
6:20 might have just saved my life. No joke. I was eating candy (chewy sprees if you're curious) and accidentally inhaled a chunk of one and suddenly I couldn't breathe. I'd watched this a week ago, and while freaking out I remembered the bit about the self heimlich, and gave it a go. Worked like a charm.
@qxtoi
3 жыл бұрын
I need more bloopers. That was the cutest thing ever!
@roach6143
3 жыл бұрын
I cant only one who wants a Rslash episode where he doesnt edit out the bloopers
@beeziebubs2756
3 жыл бұрын
I never understood why parents refuse to educate their children about death. Lying to your children about death, like telling them their dog went to a nice farm in Wisconsin, messes them up more than the truth sometimes.
@makayelaroberts6063
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who was born and raised in a military town I can confirm Air Force are pretty boys
@samalvarez8776
3 жыл бұрын
I went on a date with a guy like the guy in the story. People like that are so gross!!
@1337optrix
3 жыл бұрын
Love your intended content! No matter how absurd and stressful these accounts can be puppy bloopers always make my day 😊😊
@wmwpuck
3 жыл бұрын
Every time puppy bloopers comes up I turn up the volume to see if the dogs react, 85% the time they do
@supergirlsbr
3 жыл бұрын
TIFU by raising my dogs hopes up with Puppy Bloopers
@Yarnza
3 жыл бұрын
Today I Fd up by not putting the video to full screen while at my mom’s house organizing books for her
@triciagilson8771
3 жыл бұрын
LOVE the puppy bloopers!
@Kruhee
3 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree, stay in the cab and ask them to take you home, Red is awful!
@Samantha.K.S.Simpson
2 жыл бұрын
I also LOVE the second story. "Sorry, sugar", is such a *sweet* way to apologize and, tbh, works better when a woman says it to another woman, I can't really explain it, but a woman saying that to another woman makes way more sense (to me at least) than a man saying it to a woman I think the word I'm looking for is "insulting". It doesn't sound insulting when a woman says it to another woman, compared to when a man says it to a woman. Again, I can't really explain why in more detail
@Professional_Dirtbag_Hippie
3 жыл бұрын
A kid runs out chasing a ball, I got so serious Yu Yu Hakusho vibes
@didyasaysomethin2me
3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess. The time split between the actual video and the puppy bloopers is on par with Red's share of the check. And your puppy had the beers and the steak? 😂
@alovette5755
3 жыл бұрын
I choked one time on a chip and I reached into my throat and pulled it out, and vomited everywhere. I was a classy child
@xlifexwithxlithiumx
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that ivebeen to that exact chilis in Osan !!!!! Ahaha so many AF goes there ! and people like Red are probably the reason there was a curfew up UNTIL to last summer LOLLLL
@LivenUp7
3 жыл бұрын
The choking one was SUPER relatable. I was like.. oh god.. I was in elementary school and don't remember how old I was exactly. But I used to walk from my elementary school to my "aunt"(family friend)'s house after school. One day, I was eating a jawbreaker, a medium sized one. You know, one thats JUST BIG ENOUGH to lodge inside a throat? Yeah, that size. I did something and somehow I swallowed the jawbreaker, and it ended up stuck in my throat. and I, a tiny child, started freaking out and choking of course. My cousin who was there(she's like.. 2/3 years older than me) started panicking because she couldn't figure out what was wrong as I choked in front of her. Literally the only thing that saved me was the excitement of my mom arriving to pick me up. I bent over and slammed my chest so hard I bruised a couple ribs and was able to cough up the stupid jawbreaker. That was probably the closest I'd ever seriously come to dying(though I definitely had some close calls otherwise). You don't ever really forget the feeling of choking and being so desperate to breath. I remember that feeling perfectly.
@artoria3046
3 жыл бұрын
I used to have a dog, Major, who actually went off to live on a farm lol
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