Anyone remember the time when you could say, "I wanna be a dragon!" Or "I wanna be a kitty cat!" And NOT be considered a furry?
@rapogirl1391
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. As a kid, I wanted to be a cat. Probably because we had 3 indoor cats and about 30+ barn cats...
@Frostfern94
3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be a cat. No longer. I’m not a furry.
@fabrypetty1689
3 жыл бұрын
@@Frostfern94 haha catboy
@ScottishAxolotl
2 жыл бұрын
No
@sundalosketch4769
2 жыл бұрын
I still wanna be a dragon, not in the furry/scaly sense. They're just cooler than humans bc magic
@BudDinktrap
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you only wanted girl in a new school and not dead squid, shouldn't have called it CREATIVE writing.
@dracoplayz2757
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i remember my teacher called my parents when i write a story about a child that got lost, kidnapped, killed, mutilated, and have his body part used as experimentation. I mean the teacher said something like "write a scary or horror story involving a child" and after reading she just "do you really write this?" "Are you okay?" "i think we should call your parents" nice
@legok2so84
3 жыл бұрын
@@dracoplayz2757 really? For writing what sounds like an amazing story? Wow, she clearly isn’t used to how dark real horror stories can get huh?
@smolbean9774
3 жыл бұрын
@@legok2so84 many teachers do this, anything out of the ordinary, your parents will be called and you will be in trouble for following directions.
@muntherdoesstuff9615
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I was the first like I was seeing if a 0 like comment got 1 like would other people join in and seeing the amount of likes yes it does
@nordichope7301
3 жыл бұрын
@@smolbean9774 Either that or they claim the student didn't actually write it. Once read a comment on a similar post, the commenter wrote about how they in their creative writing class wrote this creative story about their own depression/anxiety and the teacher straight up claimed they didn't write it and just stole it from the internet. I was just like "wow, they really shouldn't have been a teacher if their first response to that is that the student couldn't possibly have written it"
@Sana-oi6kq
3 жыл бұрын
Tumbler is such a rollercoaster lmao. We really go from wholesome grandmas to jack admitting he was a furry as a child...
@_M-K_
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that’s how lmao works. I mean like, I guess lamo works idk
@Sana-oi6kq
3 жыл бұрын
@@_M-K_ I didn't see it lol
@davidgeorge1943
3 жыл бұрын
Correction, he was a scaly.
@MFlari
3 жыл бұрын
at least it was only as a child
@aztrolivr
3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@GirishManjunathMusic
3 жыл бұрын
If you wanted to be a dragon, Jac, you weren't a furry. You were a scaly. Have fun with that.
@starredOnyx
3 жыл бұрын
Alright guess im a scaly
@kynedyr
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jondoe272
3 жыл бұрын
@Gabriel Howell fine
@missing2414
3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure most of us were furries or a subspecies of them *Don't deny it*
@demonic6042
3 жыл бұрын
Id be glad being a scaly ngl
@xamVALO
3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The actual first person didnt comment
@ImNotEpix
3 жыл бұрын
or what if they did? _we'll never know_
@xamVALO
3 жыл бұрын
@@ImNotEpix 😮😮😮
@aihayasaka9077
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@milk4254
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@kenjibenji9655
3 жыл бұрын
@Chara I forgot that that meme existed
@3v1lp1ngv1n
3 жыл бұрын
If you wanted to be a dragon that means you were a scalie, not a furry, because dragons usually don't have fur.
@miruwu13
3 жыл бұрын
Asian dragons have fur
@Eranrenrae
3 жыл бұрын
But I like fluffy dream dragons
@burritodoggo122
3 жыл бұрын
Scalies are just a sub class of furries
@acatmadeofbox835
3 жыл бұрын
laughs in dutch angel dragon
@schmultt
3 жыл бұрын
I want to be a human with no skin and just muscle covering my body
@d0nm83
3 жыл бұрын
I, a gen Z, can confirm that our train of thought is: convincing and firm argument about serious issue in today’s world To Hehe, appendix goes boom
@alexan2717
3 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is my appendix did actually go 💥
@alienprincessinatrenchcoat1703
2 жыл бұрын
Boom is such a neat word. Like boom!!! It's so awesome, i love it.
@ThSadomasohista
2 жыл бұрын
Hardly a surprise. Growing up in the cynical information age makes you less gullible and more able to give concrete statements about issues, but everyone also knows that we're all fucked anyway and nothing can change, so might as well yeet the beets and find some humour.
@dannypipewrench533
2 жыл бұрын
Hello, fellow Z-Comrade here, yep, this is how we think.
@Gaminggod-ft5uy
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cosmicicle
3 жыл бұрын
This video is either dumb, wholesome, or a literal laughing potion There's no in-between
@RaraZeCat
3 жыл бұрын
It is like Mort (the mouse lemuer from Madagascar, or AHJK)
@aztrolivr
3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@jaysongardner4636
Жыл бұрын
F5
@ShiftedStriker
3 жыл бұрын
"Oh gosh I was a furry as a kid" To be honest, who wasn't?
@JoshSweetvale
3 жыл бұрын
I m a g i n a t i o n. And then trauma welds the switch stuck in the 'on' position. :v
@swiftyoooo
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone gets a furry phase. Sometimes it just lasts
@ConfusedOxygen
2 жыл бұрын
Me I wanted to be a pirhana
@zane557
2 жыл бұрын
Me? I hated animals
@laayiv9449
2 жыл бұрын
@@ConfusedOxygen If actual furries were more like this then it would be a much less creepy community.
@voidnoidoid
3 жыл бұрын
4:09 that's Marina! She's a musician famous for songs like How To Be A Heartbreaker, Teen Idle, etc
@fxded4020
3 жыл бұрын
Marina is so fucking underrated
@zicospazz
3 жыл бұрын
Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun
@allstarsreviewers2278
3 жыл бұрын
But baby when you're done.
@mermaidgirl1890
3 жыл бұрын
You gotta be the first to run
@lelyssa
3 жыл бұрын
Rule number two, just don't get attached to-
@cursedbutter
3 жыл бұрын
“Wha-what? How does your brain *brain* exactly?” Feels like this is gonna become a meme...
@Name-sq7my
3 жыл бұрын
Brain
@Name-sq7my
3 жыл бұрын
Brain
@Name-sq7my
3 жыл бұрын
Brain
@Name-sq7my
3 жыл бұрын
Brain
@Name-sq7my
3 жыл бұрын
Brain
@RamosLuis2550
3 жыл бұрын
the human body has limiters so it doesn't tear itself apart, that is why zombies are so strong they lack those limiters
@comradewindowsill4253
3 жыл бұрын
thats also why zombie apocalypses are dumb. the zombies would very quickly turn into piles of pulled pork
@nicomoist5336
3 жыл бұрын
@@comradewindowsill4253 wont the skin also like rot because of the sun?
@AwakenedG-Music
3 жыл бұрын
@@comradewindowsill4253 Hmmmm Human Jerky
@boxmeister3059
3 жыл бұрын
@@comradewindowsill4253 Not just that but you know... *the whole zombie portion*
@comradewindowsill4253
3 жыл бұрын
i mean, theyre dumb from start to finish, but the idea of a zombie apocalypse taking over the world & destroying civilization is ridiculous cause most human bodies are pathetic even when they aren’t actively decomposing
@IAteABox
3 жыл бұрын
As a dragon in the furry fandom: I can assure you wanting to be a dragon as a child does not make you a furry. Children have naturally large imaginations, and wanting to be a creature as awesome as a dragon would make a lot of sense. Besides, there’s a bit of a difference between wanting to be an animal and strongly being into anthropomorphic animals. So don’t worry Jack, you weren’t a furry.
@RTMonitor
2 жыл бұрын
Jack is a scalie.
@ehmaree
Жыл бұрын
I'm not really a furry, but I love animals, espically dragons and other reptillian or avian creatures. I much prefer animals as deanthropomorphized (opposite of anthropomorphic), but I don't tend to mind anthropomorphic animals as long as they aren't sexualized.
@TheHotBlade
3 жыл бұрын
"Mom, I finished cleaning my room, come see it!" Mom: Wonderful job! But you have one last thing to put in the garbage.
@BeingMikhail
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@awesomestyles
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@user-dw1es8nk2l
3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@yellonide
3 жыл бұрын
That's rough buddy.
@specimenx4139
2 жыл бұрын
Emotional damage
@ivyisntreal2799
3 жыл бұрын
The squid realized he could no longer breathe, he squirmed hoping to find some sort of safety around him but alas there was nothing near enough to him to allow him to survive, he gasped at the air hoping for a sliver of oxygen to bless his lungs and give him temporary life, he felt as if his lungs were about to collapse. In a last ditch effort he tried to dig into the dirt hoping for water. But despite his efforts he slowly suffocated in the air around him, he closed his eyes and waited for death, his last thoughts were of his squid wife back at home in the ocean who must be very worried, his last moments were his thoughts about the greatest parts of his life, after a greuling 2 minuets of suffering he died, he was finally happy.
@Eranrenrae
3 жыл бұрын
This has brought me an odd type of joy because I always wondered what the story was like
@boxmeister3059
3 жыл бұрын
In his final moments, you could hear a sound similar to that of the clapping of ass cheeks as his tentacles flopped one more time... His existence in this world was brief, but passionate, more than any human could hope to achieve. He will never be forgotten.
@thelunchlady8276
3 жыл бұрын
If I had to suffer two minuets I would be happy to die too. Not a fan of 18th century ballroom dancing either.
@Saphia_
Жыл бұрын
@@boxmeister3059 Two kinds of people.
@boopling8206
3 жыл бұрын
Ok but like dragons are badass, furry or not, wouldn't shame ya to want to be one to escape the confines of our society and having a really cool adventure. Edit: why the fuck do people hate furries?
@sirmrmcjack2167
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, being a dragon would be dope. No wonder many kids used to want to be a dragon
@floosh1730
3 жыл бұрын
Bunch off furrys
@MaztRPwn
3 жыл бұрын
No.
@RaraZeCat
3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be a mythical creature hunter, Hunt them, Skin them, and sell their stuff.
@floosh1730
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. The anti-furryinator
@charax-1
3 жыл бұрын
"What's in the eggs!!!" Guard: *opens one up* The cocaine toy: allow me to introduce myself
@daiyousei.1586
3 жыл бұрын
C O C A I N E T O Y ?
@user-dw1es8nk2l
3 жыл бұрын
@@daiyousei.1586 *W H A T T H A T ?*
@bobberman4641
3 жыл бұрын
@@daiyousei.1586 _oh ok_
@charax-1
3 жыл бұрын
Chara fellow Au me! Glad to see one after all these years
@RaraZeCat
3 жыл бұрын
I think I may have expelled 1 of three lungs
@michamocha
3 жыл бұрын
As a kid, I use to collect sparkly rocks that were found in the alley behind my house to throw at people because I was convinced that they were special and magical thus causing more damage.
@crayzkato6607
Жыл бұрын
Chaotic silly
@therealgeeber
8 ай бұрын
Damn you must have had some really high Special Attack stats as a kid
@Fayanora
2 жыл бұрын
9:09 "you can't write spouse but you can write that literature" Well yeah, I get that all the time since I have ADHD.
@justalula7151
3 жыл бұрын
I remember I had a similar story to the story one when I was in 6th grade.I was doing a group project and each member was assigned to write a short story based on the theme of letting go or saying goodbye and I wrote a story about two siblings who only have each other after their parents died.It seemed like they had the "its just u and me against the world relationship" but right after the brother died on an overdose because he was using drugs to cope with all the stress in his life so the sister in the story was coping with not only her parents' deaths but also her brother's .I passed that story on the exact time of the deadline and was forced to do it again because my teacher found it too depressing or like dark. I passed another story which I speedran so it wasn't as interesting as my previous story but it was good enough.Though they ended up not choosing my story for the final book.
@Saphia_
Жыл бұрын
It sounds like such a (I'm not sure if interesting and beautiful would be a good choice of word considering the topic but yeah, interesting and beautiful) story.
@InkyWinkDink
Жыл бұрын
0:29 I'd just imagine tumblr saying "Dad! I'm not trying to make friends! I just want to look at cat pictures by myself!"
@myexperiencewithdepression3609
3 жыл бұрын
Hey there. If any of the emkay narrators sees this: you are awesome and an answer from one of you would make my year
@myhand4272
3 жыл бұрын
If only..
@FlameKB
3 жыл бұрын
It would make my year if you actually finished watching the video before commenting.
@Smartfmella69
3 жыл бұрын
Fool I saw it
@happylittletrees6685
3 жыл бұрын
I DID IT, I FINISHED THE VIDEO BEFORE COMMENTING
@l.a4738
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone answered peepeepoopoo
@user-dw1es8nk2l
3 жыл бұрын
"HE'S TRASH" *Understandable. Have a great day*
@muntherdoesstuff9615
3 жыл бұрын
Fact of the day: tumblr is made out of tumblr
@boxmeister3059
3 жыл бұрын
I agree, BK - 10WS 726962 Cawthra Park SS
@benkurdi8199
3 жыл бұрын
@@boxmeister3059 that's not the rest of the bit but thanks!
@Donotquestionmyauthority
3 жыл бұрын
“Guys gals and nonbinary pals” 🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️💗💗💗💗
@webbiiinumerodos9675
3 жыл бұрын
I freaked out after hearing him say that 🥺
@minxtheminx9488
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness I thought it was just me 😂
@derpfluidvariant0916
3 жыл бұрын
Lads, lassies and lassos has the same aura but different e energy.
@citiesinruin9435
3 жыл бұрын
*KZitem is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second no skip ads!!!*
@qwertymchurty
3 жыл бұрын
You can press the "i" that appears and select "stop seeing this ad" If you're on pc you can also just refresh the page
@qwertymchurty
3 жыл бұрын
I get those sometimes
@elfdrow6679
3 жыл бұрын
Remember when you could say "We should never put any children in cages away from their parents, and leave them to fend for themselves" and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree
@ciphergacha9100
2 жыл бұрын
If this actually happened I’m giving up on humanity
@kittybit711
Жыл бұрын
@@ciphergacha9100yeah. American gov is and has been separating migrant children from their parents. its nasty and doesnt get enough attention.
@Fornax42
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the 'crime skeleton' has actually been made and 'tested' bij Tom Scott not long ago. Can really recommend watching that video; it's hilarious
@gooseberries2930
3 жыл бұрын
“Guys, gals, and non-binary pals” *Thomas Sanders fans have entered the chat*
@kassandralynn1169
3 жыл бұрын
Literally I've been getting Sanders Sides stuff all over my feeds so i finally went to see what I was missing bc of this video and wow i missed a lot but Selfishness vs Selflessness(the redux) is smth i really needed to hear so yeah I'm really glad things aligned the way they did.
@gooseberries2930
3 жыл бұрын
Kassandra Lynn that.. is.... BEAUTIFUL-
@HImitsuRose4869
2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one but I’m glad I’m not
@CosmicNyan
3 жыл бұрын
"I wanted to be a furry as a kid. Oh god. I am not liking this revelation about myself." Wait what is my icon aga-
@CincTheIdiot
Жыл бұрын
I just happen to be the 69th like and the first reply. Furry in denial found (im joking)
@Goh._907
3 жыл бұрын
Jack, Jacque and Jack, the snack that smiles back are my top 3 narrators in emkay
@thatchild5501
3 жыл бұрын
Out of all of the people who read stuff like this his voice is the smoothest and it's just so relaxing
@grasscircle9211
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr it's so good :D
@thatchild5501
3 жыл бұрын
Preach that
@HeavenlyKota
3 жыл бұрын
Damien is the best
@boxmeister3059
3 жыл бұрын
Lexi is good for wholesome stuff, plus she helps me accept myself
@mgkiddy2577
3 жыл бұрын
"how does your brain brain exactly?" idk, sometimes I think I even forget the fact that I actually HAVE a brain
@boxmeister3059
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr! When I finally here the blood pumping in my head again, it soothes me...
@floofsartstudio9537
3 жыл бұрын
Good to know I wasn’t the only one with a colorful rock obsession
@y_fam_goeglyd
3 жыл бұрын
Mine is still so bad I took a uni geology course...
@RaraZeCat
3 жыл бұрын
My little brother took a fistfull and stuffed it in his pocket
@floofsartstudio9537
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve done that before
@rapogirl1391
3 жыл бұрын
I have actually asked people going across country and to other countries to pick up a rock for me. My uncle drove across country once and got me about 3 orange bags full of rocks...
@boxmeister3059
3 жыл бұрын
I used to love just rocks in general, I still do but I restrain myself. When I was really young my pants would almost always be close to falling down because I'd have rocks in my pockets so often. Good times...
@daiyousei.1586
3 жыл бұрын
Can you stop commenting "KZitem is drunk", FOR FIVE MINUTES!
@wiimaster06
3 жыл бұрын
I dunno can I?
@user-ey5zm4qo2b
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem is drunk
@slidecancel7411
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem is drunk You have had your five minutes
@RaraZeCat
3 жыл бұрын
You tube is drunk, it’s been 2 hours
@perrysuth4807
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem is drunk, it has been 4 hours
@kenjibenji9655
3 жыл бұрын
I like how he's talking in all kind of voice: Children , women, grandpa, grandma, karen,etc... Edit: Can i get 1k like?
@awesomestyles
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but then he made Dale's voice a girl voice.
@zerofour6048
3 жыл бұрын
that's gonna leave a mark
@danieljackson-ep3bg
3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@uhappynowuhappynow116
3 жыл бұрын
A
@kenjibenji9655
3 жыл бұрын
@@danieljackson-ep3bg Nice
@furburp
2 жыл бұрын
9:50 Genuinely made me laugh out loud for like 2 minutes The way you pronounced “scrumptious” was probably what made me laugh so much Thank you for making my day Jack lol
@heartofthewild680
2 жыл бұрын
9:27 On the subject of gift-wrapping, the reason I do it is because once it’s wrapped I can put it under the tree and then when it’s time to open them, I don’t have to scurry off to my room and carry them all in and hand each one out while trying to balance 8 other boxes on my head with my other arm. Also, it gives me an excuse to bury myself in shiny paper and pretty bows while listening to Christmas music in November.
@zenoluvswof9936
Жыл бұрын
Ok, so coming from a furry, Emkay (I don't remember who it is speaking here lol) wanting to be an animal as a child does not make you a furry. It makes you imaginative, and that's all! I know that this will probably not be seen by Emkay but regardless of whoever sees this, have a great day/night!
@TailsK1nnie_help
Жыл бұрын
2:52 THAT ACCENT SOUNDED SO MUCH LIKE MY GRANDPA AND I GOT SO SCARED LMAO
@sewerspaghetti
3 жыл бұрын
jack: guys gals and non binary pals Me a non binary person: YES
@qw1fy
3 жыл бұрын
oh so you like- mother mother?? :D ?? ( im non binary to-
@alexan2717
3 жыл бұрын
@@qw1fy bruh, is mother mother actually a non binary thing? I've been listening to them for ages and haven't known this. (I'm non-binary too)
@Radak1985
3 жыл бұрын
Me an ace gender neutral person...hi 👋
@qw1fy
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexan2717 yup! but its more of a joking way to say- hey do you listen to mother mother- like how theres girl in red yk?-
@saldan3985
3 жыл бұрын
"I wanted to be a Dragon when I was a kid" "Oh God, I wanted to be a furry when I was a kid" But Jack, Dragons have scales...
@Bluprint_Husky
3 жыл бұрын
A Furry = a fan of anthrophomorphic/fictitious animals, which include reptilian creatures such as dragons.
@calliope1868
3 жыл бұрын
I mean fluffy dragons are a thing in the furry fandom... they're so cute lol
@T-1000-
3 жыл бұрын
*scalie*
@justafurrywithinternet317
3 жыл бұрын
@@calliope1868 Yes, yes indeed.
@lokievans6680
3 жыл бұрын
Fluffy dragon?
@Gen-ws6ot
3 жыл бұрын
Yes how will I repor- WAIT WHERES MY NEWS VAN?
@thomasatyeo1765
3 жыл бұрын
12:33 This is the plot to a Netflix zombie apocalypse show. Can't remember what it's called now, but this woman is able to cure zombies by being bitten, or hilariously, in one scene, BITES a zombie.
@Helladamnleet
3 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing with pickup lines: It's not only about confidence, but also about the fact most people, male or female, have already decided within a few exchanges whether or not they would sleep with you, so the pickup line doesn't have to be that smooth, just somewhat creative. Saying the air at someone's place must be mad crisp gives them something to respond to like "Yeah, you should come check it out" or "You might like it" or just get a giggle and show them you aren't a threat. TL/DR: saying dumb things brings people's guard down unless it's, like, profoundly/threateningly dumb
@__zei192
3 жыл бұрын
4:13 the girl is Maria and the diamonds, I could recognize the heart on her left check from anywhere.
@UwU-ye2hy
3 жыл бұрын
The thing everyone used Tumblr for +18 purposes it supposed to be dead...
@mrmimeisfunny
3 жыл бұрын
8:20 "This wasn't actually fully made" Tom Scott: "Am I a joke to you?"
@pansexualpancake
3 жыл бұрын
"how dose your brain, brain?"
@ThatRandoAsh
3 жыл бұрын
ok this is the first time ive heard someone on emkay say "guys, Gals, and non-binary pals" and i LIVE for it thank you for representation (:
@RoryViolet
3 жыл бұрын
Me seeing the taxidermy of a frog killing another frog: You killed my father prepare to die!
@ninjagirl-ri1pc
3 жыл бұрын
‘Are you telling me that we can yeet ourselves when under extreme stress?’
@xela4433
3 жыл бұрын
I loved the bit where they said something funny
@somedood9989
Жыл бұрын
5:56 Yeah, the body can actually do that if it goes 100%. However, your body wasn't actually made to tolerate those forces, and you will NOT be feeling good after that. I assume it's like sore but 1 million times worse. There are reports of combatants in warzones who are so hopped up on drugs they can do crazy stuff like that. Read a book where a guy apparently got shot several times, seemingly suffering no injuries, then jumped over a wall. (Of course once his high was over he probably died)
@louise6093
3 жыл бұрын
6:10 What if I could do something similar to the *Total Concentration Breathing* but instead of using my breath to make myself stronger, I use painful amounts of stress to make myself more powerful and faster? Tl;Dr: School can make you an op shounen anime mc.
If I get one more double add, You tube will hear from my chicken nugget army
@lizafrench8455
3 жыл бұрын
03:02 Remember when you could say "You shouldn't bring kids to a potentially violent situation, and everyone who heard you would agree."
@elysia9646
3 жыл бұрын
11:33 on the subject of ads, on this video I got and advert of two men wearing fish hats sitting at a table, drinking, and talking about how we need to elect a new hitler-
@ciphergacha9100
2 жыл бұрын
What what what what what what what what
@jaxdacosta6828
3 жыл бұрын
no no, you werent a furry as a child, thats called a scaly!!! just.... dont ask how i know this...
@tab4account128
3 жыл бұрын
How do you know.......this...
@dhgfhhhghhj
3 жыл бұрын
So... How do you know that?
@jaxdacosta6828
3 жыл бұрын
@@tab4account128 I HAVE INTERESTING FRIENDS KLDKFNSJDF
@tuesdaywithanh
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaxdacosta6828 understandable, have a nice day
@tab4account128
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaxdacosta6828 .....ok.... sus..
@anonymist7429
3 жыл бұрын
Bro momento
@Shahzad-ss1jq
3 жыл бұрын
Broooo
@bruh-mo5dh
3 жыл бұрын
yes?
@tatethecowman3966
3 жыл бұрын
You did it.
@HuffGLaDTem
3 жыл бұрын
Broooo
@xkiller-lx5dy
3 жыл бұрын
Your first
@nwonknu-
3 жыл бұрын
"How does your brain... Brain exactly?" - words of the wisest, jack
@lefishe5845
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, your strength is limited specificly to keep you safe During big stress, you can have that somewhat uncapped, which has lead to situations like the guy who just shattered his legs while running, or entire body muscle tears.
@GirishManjunathMusic
3 жыл бұрын
That one guy: TIL that Me: tilt hat. Take it or leave it.
@comradewindowsill4253
3 жыл бұрын
m’lady
@alexan2717
3 жыл бұрын
Or is it 'tilth at' ?
@magnet_taco
3 жыл бұрын
I was devestated at the fact he said "emkay" instead of "emkak"
@muntherdoesstuff9615
3 жыл бұрын
Tumblr is basically Reddit’s dad
@vetrurrrr
3 жыл бұрын
No
@muntherdoesstuff9615
3 жыл бұрын
@@vetrurrrr *yes*
@waterandcereal
Жыл бұрын
@@vetrurrrr *yes*
@cardinalhamneggs5253
2 жыл бұрын
Some species of wildlife _do_ yell their names at you, but it's mostly a few species of birds, such as the whipporwhill, which are named after their distinctive calls.
@thecornmaster
Жыл бұрын
6:40 So, as a Gen Zer myself, I can confirm that we are like this purely because if we don't constantly make jokes, the knowledge of our collapsing society will absolutely ruin our mental state, and most of us weren't really taught how to properly express our emotions. And so we use comedy as a coping mechanism, as it not only isn't destructive, but also helps other people keep their spirits up as well.
@zoroarkdiamond7918
3 жыл бұрын
I loved how worried jack was when he said he was a furry
@yourlocalobjectshowenjoyer7033
3 жыл бұрын
7:42 you're a kid now, you're a squid now, *you're dead now*
@suspiciousshadeofgreen
8 ай бұрын
Watching the emkay playlist, starting an r/tumblr marathon, watching all the videos. Wish me luck.
@goddamndoor
3 жыл бұрын
7:00 the thing is, you can´t get mad at a hurricane. You can get mad at a human killing all those people, but not at the hurricane. Being humans that did it really put more moral weight on the situation.
@sjargo11
3 жыл бұрын
Narrator: the skeleton was never actually made just patented Me: have you perhaps heard of a certain Tom Scott?
@Liggliluff
3 жыл бұрын
(4:00) We humans are still responsible by relying on those 100 companies. We should boycott them in mass. Sadly people are not willing to.
@jimwormmaster
2 жыл бұрын
0:45: I once did this by accident at a gaming convention. I introduced myself, and asked, "And you are?" to JonTron. I could almost hear my friend (who's a big fan) screaming in the distance.
@madeleineatlas7287
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I’ve literally never heard of espresso martinis until you randomly brought them up thanks for sending me down this extremely shallow rabbit hole
@dancingcarapace
3 жыл бұрын
2:23 So I introduced my Grandma's husband (Not my biological grandfather, he passed away when I was just a bab) to Devil May Cry 4, and he loved it! He didn't want to play, stating "You cousin tried teaching me the controls, I just can't get them." But he absolutely insisted on watching me play, and he got so fucking invested in the story that whe Credo turned on us he was just s shook as I was. He was calling Credo a "FUCKING CUNT" And yelling at me to kick his ass.
@ciphergacha9100
2 жыл бұрын
Did you kick his ass for her
@voidofalltrades
3 жыл бұрын
13 views 76 likes 1 dislikes 76 comments Wow, looks like KZitem found their beer and vodka drink
@__shiyo__22
3 жыл бұрын
People could easily spam comments
@bonsaiplant6731
3 жыл бұрын
@@__shiyo__22 and likes?
@__shiyo__22
3 жыл бұрын
@@bonsaiplant6731 na
@Trunch1312
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s treating tumbler as that weird kid everyone avoids lol
@moon_wei
2 жыл бұрын
3:15 Remember when you can say thieves and murderers should be in jail and not be Presidents and everyone that hears you would agree and not accuse you of being a communist separatist or a dilawan
@ciphergacha9100
2 жыл бұрын
What the hell is a dilawan
@GirishManjunathMusic
3 жыл бұрын
08:06 the best part, it doesn't even work that well lol
@deathbyboom
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A person that is very sick and comeing out of shock has enough adrenalin in them to pick up a person and throw them across a room or up to 20 yards
@pastel_moth_guts
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the more we get of one narrator the more we learn about them
@rararamara8698
3 жыл бұрын
Uploaded: 17 minutes ago Comments: 27 minutes ago *Sound legit*
@happylittletrees6685
3 жыл бұрын
Uh, ok
@bigplopper
3 жыл бұрын
I was in class and we were talking about the American Revolution and i did something smart like ask why they threw tons of tea into sea and then 15 seconds later yelled FANCY CRABS IN THE TEA SEA
@RaraZeCat
3 жыл бұрын
What a legend... I can’t learn about the american revolution because my country doesn’t give a shit about american history except the slavery part
@AryaPDipa
3 жыл бұрын
I checked the description and found out that Jack has a YT channel. Neat!
@thelonecabin2433
3 жыл бұрын
oh, that thumbnail. My sister's reading Plato for school and she wouldn't stop laughing when he was like, "just as a man searches for the thing he holds" blah blah philosophical stuff. but It's nice to see humans never change.
@gamer708886
3 жыл бұрын
3:40 Be comforted that you are NOT a furry! Wanting to be a dragon makes you a scaly, know the difference. O-O
@matthewboire6843
Жыл бұрын
Never thought about that. I am a furry
@MC_Viewing
3 жыл бұрын
anyone else think of Thomas Sanders when Jack said "guys, gals, and nonbinary pals"?
@crown4212
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, and I was looking for this comment.
@MC_Viewing
3 жыл бұрын
@@crown4212 a fellow fander! You should subscribe to me...I'm gonna make videos slightly similar to Sanders Sides I'm going to be using my sides to do gameplays and cover videos and I may even do reactions to Sanders Sides videos with my sides
@crown4212
3 жыл бұрын
@@MC_Viewing nice!
@MC_Viewing
3 жыл бұрын
@@crown4212 yep^^
@whitecray0en
3 жыл бұрын
this comment is half a year old but yes. fanders unite
@dertotemann3942
3 жыл бұрын
A story commonly told in medschool is when a 75 year old grandma saw her grandchild pinned under a car and fight or flight kicked in. the grandma picked up the to her shoulders allowing her grandchild to escape before dropping said car back down. If you want to see said phantom strength, go and watch eddie hall lift half a ton off the floor using basic adrenaline.
@kaseymathew1893
3 жыл бұрын
Your muscles are strong enough to rip themselves off of your skeleton. You have "regulators" to prevent this, which can be disabled by adrenaline.
@justafurrywithinternet317
3 жыл бұрын
3:30 Actually, those are called scalies.
@matthewboire6843
Жыл бұрын
Are they actually a thing? I know furies exist because I am one but not sure about scalies
@szoniko
3 жыл бұрын
8:28 Tom Scott actually tried it, i recommend checking it out!
@bridgettawinchester3063
3 жыл бұрын
omg the rocks in the obscure gift shop is something i reminisce on atleast once a week lmao
@Akuaultima
2 жыл бұрын
“Oh gosh, i was a furry when i was a kid” One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,One of us,
@demdoughnuts3882
Жыл бұрын
5:06 You fools, I never lose. Why do I never lose...
@vagiterianbogmonster3268
3 жыл бұрын
Did this man just say "leonardio di caprio"?
@Eyezacc
3 жыл бұрын
Wow great video as always! I live your guy's videos and just they always make me laugh!
@Akhlakbp
3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel sooooo much
@redpanda7914
3 жыл бұрын
I am terrified for those who have to suffer along with Gen Z sadly I am going to be on this planet for a while😅
@MsWill813
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks. My eyes hurt from rolling, but I appreciate the sympathy.
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