Girls: “Sorry I only date men who’s height starts with a 6” Me who’s 60 inches tall:
@TheBluePhoenix008
Жыл бұрын
Damn you rlly 5 foot tall
@IsaaacWithThreeA
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBluePhoenix008 Nah 5’9”. Still tho 69 inches.
@LucanVaris
Жыл бұрын
@@IsaaacWithThreeA 69 inches? Nice.
@IsaaacWithThreeA
Жыл бұрын
@@LucanVaris Also 68 inches is 4’20”
@battlesheep2552
Жыл бұрын
Me who's 2 meters tall:
@RealPanzer999
Жыл бұрын
"Yay, no more mourning!", this has to be the best sentence ever! Also now everyone has to stop mourning, forever! Also if you're currently mourning & managed to get hurt by this, my sincere apologies. If you're mourning & didn't get hurt by this, start partying instead, in honour of whatever you're mourning about, way more fun that way & will make your day brighter. (this is NOT sound social advice & I am in no way liable to physical damage caused by annoyed peers, family or equivalent.)
@MyRegardsToTheDodo
Жыл бұрын
7:20 Same goes for the actresses playing Liv and Maddy Rooney for Disney's "Liv and Maddy". They disliked each other so much that they even refused to be on set together. Their scenes together where they interacted had to be filmed twice.
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
Hollywood rivalries are the worst.
@PizzaSaiyanKid
Жыл бұрын
What? aren't they the same person??? (Yes this comment is satire)
@a.b3428
Жыл бұрын
@@PizzaSaiyanKid had to point that out, just in case
@PizzaSaiyanKid
Жыл бұрын
@@a.b3428 I don't wanna be a part of Jake's next video
@Boundwithflame23
Жыл бұрын
I believe it was the same with Lucille Ball and Vivian Vance but afaik they didn’t have to resort to filming I Love Lucy scenes twice. Seems actors behaved more like adults back then and now they’re just overgrown children.
@markhowards420
Жыл бұрын
I once visited a house with carpet on the walls , they also had a shelf running around the lounge high up near the ceiling and it was populated with porcelain dolls. I've never left a house as quickly as I left that one.
@wolf1066
Жыл бұрын
It's nothing short of a miracle you made it out alive. That was a close call.
@MrRuby-xz3db
Жыл бұрын
This is fake. There's no way you entered a house with carpet on the walls.
@bayardkyyako7427
Жыл бұрын
Fake story, you have never entered a house.
@wolf1066
Жыл бұрын
@@MrRuby-xz3db Perhaps they were bribed, blackmailed, threatened at gun-point or otherwise coerced to enter... Any sort of antisocial and harmful behaviour can be expected when dealing with the sort of person who puts carpet on their walls...
@chimpinaneckbrace
Жыл бұрын
A serial killer can have more than two lungs if he has a freezer.
@firebladeentertainment5739
Жыл бұрын
wait 11:45 there were some with more or less? sincee it didnt state "ALL serial killers had 2 lungs" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT PART!?!?
@bicepmonke5151
Жыл бұрын
Carpets on walls are more common in russia as a decoration and a way to add a bit of heat preservation for your room
@_Juke_
Жыл бұрын
Those aren't fully carpeted tho, in Finland some older people have the same tradition.
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
@@_Juke_ Like putting up a piece of art. I used to have a nice Persian rug on one of my walls.
@_Juke_
Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 yeah, exactly
@blackrex828
Жыл бұрын
Back in the 80s we use to have carpet on the walls.
@blackrex828
Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 yep, we have an African rug on our wall. Very nice rug.
@ZikedY
Жыл бұрын
7:47 it's in a group chat, shows it as read when everyone in the group chat sees it
@skydragon84
6 ай бұрын
10:30 I nearly choked at that joke, Jake! 😂
@joemamais6447
Жыл бұрын
Both my grandparents in Ukraine have "wall carpets". They usually have a geometric/floral design and are usually behind the dining table or beds.
@AlexiasShado
Жыл бұрын
Those are like tapestries, very much excluded. They're used not only for decoration but for insulation. Normal carpets that you find end-to-end in most homes are an abomination on the walls. You can't clean them even though they capture every dust particle and stray hair, they're suffocating, and they hold onto odors.
@scuffedhuman5204
Жыл бұрын
7:54 it's in a group, the first messege was read by everyone in the groupchat and the second wasnt 👍👍its 3 am and i am currently incredibly bored and had the urge to respond to your question, hope this is just so incredibly helpfull
@hmmm713
Жыл бұрын
I was wondering why and initially thought they turned it off in settings, but yeah they have their name showing up above the posts so you're right. I know no one asked but I said it anyway because it's night here right now too
@Sylphaeri
Жыл бұрын
10:39 this dude is clearly suffering from a severe case of skill issue; just don't die
@MrRuby-xz3db
Жыл бұрын
Um actually that guy was spitting facts and you guys are all dumb. Cry about it 🤣
@AndreyKrichevsky
Жыл бұрын
There is definitely such a thing as wall carpets
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
Yes , but not a full wall treatment like helium doggo had.
@someroboticpizza
Жыл бұрын
the part with queen elizabeth dying and the corgis being entumed, just made me picture in my head a news report and in the backround having some constuction workers digging a hole, pushing in the corgis and boris johnson in the hole and having a cement truck come in and filling the hole.
@scmtuk3662
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, that's actually very fast for Internet Explorer What you'd normally expect from an Internet Explorer tweet, is something that's _years_ old, like "London is to host the 2012 Summer Olympics".
@Jan_Koopman
Жыл бұрын
7:54 Group chat: blue checks only appear when *everyone* read it
@akkiaddizone6889
Жыл бұрын
7:54 Might be a group chat, that's why, a group chat messages tick mark is never blue unless everyone in the group has read it.
@zigrakudo4092
Жыл бұрын
What a wasted opportunity for the 3 rules for trolling. Instead of replying "that's the joke", they should've replied "found an unsuspecting idiot"
@switchedsavage9727
Жыл бұрын
"If you pass your test tomorrow I'll give you $10" Me who has my first maths mock test tomorrow
@4louisMC
Жыл бұрын
7:53 Cus they are in a group chat, and everyone has to read it, to be marked with blue checkmarks!
@KiiXii
Жыл бұрын
8:12 Oof, jake, you wooshed yourself, look at the guys profile.
@skeloluke4967
Жыл бұрын
5:20 SMG4 is literally a meme-creator and animator, don’t question the gods
@danser_theplayer01
Жыл бұрын
Yes you put carpets on the walls in a garbage home to keep more heat and to decorate walls, this is a speciality of grandamas.
@BGDMusic
Жыл бұрын
11:40 holy crap i may be a serial killer
@1iyq
Жыл бұрын
get a third lung then
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
How well do you like cereal?.
@RainbowFlowerCrow
Жыл бұрын
According to the insect and arachnid community, all of us humans are serial killers
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
@@RainbowFlowerCrow Genocidal lunatics more like.
@BGDMusic
Жыл бұрын
@@rustythecrown9317 medium well or well done
@swampcooler8332
Жыл бұрын
2:18 na man screw uranium, the best volatile element is hands down cesium, specifically isotope 137
@gabrielbrodrigues1111
Жыл бұрын
Brazil, Goiânia disaster
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
Water ya gonna do with it?.
@nathanj202
Жыл бұрын
Why not both? Cs 137 is a pretty common fission product
@morreamanha
Жыл бұрын
about the read received situation on the chat. that was on a group chat, so the first message was seen by everyone on the group but not the second one. hope that clears it.
@CarlosThadeu
Жыл бұрын
9:56 imagine calling someone else a idiot while writing its a FRACTION, something the person you are insulting said. Man, some people...
@emmabemmaboo
Жыл бұрын
8:40 week that person has obviously never designed a room with carpet on the ceiling before
@yamigekusu
Жыл бұрын
9:59 there's a chain of banks here in Michigan called Fifth Third (5/3). Their name is an improper fraction lmao
@quinhoprimeiro1049
Жыл бұрын
"Another one bites the dust!" Nice!!!
@MrRuby-xz3db
Жыл бұрын
Um how tf are you meant to bite dust?
@skeletronatday5072
Жыл бұрын
0:13 I think that’s the joke he was trying to make
@Solesteam
Жыл бұрын
8:48 What kind of demented lunatic puts *_carpet on the walls!?!_* What do you need carpet there for!?!
@GalaxyYeaYea
Жыл бұрын
1:40 i love how you put this in a r/woosh when you also put it another video talking supporting the guy who is being wooshed
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
double wooosh?.
@catman0789
Жыл бұрын
Old facepalm video
@TrishaSmith
Жыл бұрын
Hey Cheese King.
@ozthebeeman
Жыл бұрын
7:55 some phones allow you to reply from notification feed of your phone which means you technically didnt go into the whatssupp app and therefore it shows is unseen (freaks people out everytime i do it) just to be clear there might be other ways to do this, its just the way i know how to get this effect
@tomc9453
Жыл бұрын
Apparently they sent the Queen's Corgis to live with Prince Andrew, so...yeah
@Firemaster27
Жыл бұрын
13:00 Hey! That’s not a 2ds!
@microdisturbia
Жыл бұрын
iit's a 2ds xl
@xenon53827
Жыл бұрын
'No more morning'? Must be afternoon then!
@immortalsofar5314
Жыл бұрын
My favorite one was: "I've got a 12" pen*s!" "That's a foot, you fool!"
@deathsheir2035
Жыл бұрын
The thing with "Gold, but the A is silent." I would do that, on purpose.
@Lollyface100
Жыл бұрын
dont
@nacoran
Жыл бұрын
I've had an idea for a while... an app that syncs with your car radio and gps and figures out where you are and selects appropriate songs. Show up at church, and maybe it plays 'Son of a Preacher Man', going into the city, 'Welcome to the Jungle'... Unfortunately, I haven't invented the app yet. The other day I showed up for a friend's funeral, and I sh*t you not, just as I pulled into the parking lot Queen's 'Another One Bites the Dust' started playing. I've never turned my radio off that fast in my life.
@Lollyface100
Жыл бұрын
7:47 its in a group chat, everyone read the first one but not everyone read the second one hence the top one is blue but bottom is grey
@battlesheep2552
Жыл бұрын
Rosa Parks didnt stand up for civil rights
@Mythical_Myths16
Жыл бұрын
Day 26 of reminding Jake that he makes our days better! Completed one: Day 298 of telling Jake that he's making this year better! Memes 1000. ggs.
@-BOO-404
Жыл бұрын
you’ve been on day 298 for quite a while now lol.
@Mythical_Myths16
Жыл бұрын
@@-BOO-404 That was the reminder thingy for Jake's other channel which he stopped uploading on now
@tazhienunurbusinezz1703
Жыл бұрын
The scary thing is that these people think they are smart. The confidence, condescension & audacity is very clearly unearned.
@Solesteam
Жыл бұрын
10:03 The audacity of people not double checking what they read ensuring they got exactly what was written, saying and I quote "your quite an unsmartypants" to such a clever joke is a shame. Should've double read that.
@gggalaxies4122
Жыл бұрын
the queen's funeral actually took place on my birthday, you'd think that would be great, but because of that some of my plans had to be moved to the next day as nowhere was open, while the rest had to be cancelled all together.
@HolyCrusaderGrim
Жыл бұрын
The 2DS XL is foldable, which is a reference to the lack of women interested in me
@agnivalahiri9347
Жыл бұрын
7:53 theres a feature in whatsapp where you can reply directly from the notifications, in that feature there is an option called marked as read, if you dont tap that then it will show as not read even if you replied to it
@uuouuo5480
Жыл бұрын
8:16. Jake expresses his misogynistic views. Poster says "my 4 year old", Jake says "his son". Reading between the lines, Jake *_clearly_* states, _"girls_ don't know such 'big words', but a _boy_ would".
@MrRuby-xz3db
Жыл бұрын
Um this was most likely an accident. Nice try buddy 🤣
@electricspider2267
Жыл бұрын
3:00 wait that doesnt add up. Is he getting $14 from his teacher too?
@banglawarlock3947
Жыл бұрын
nah, 5$ from the classmates and the other 20$ from the principal
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
23$ from the janitor.
@spooky_lxix9042
Жыл бұрын
2:15 science kid
@SpaceShrimp-rk4rt
Жыл бұрын
2:33 oof, that ad hit me hard
@Solesteam
Жыл бұрын
3:04 Nobody. Infact he isn't even getting a dime. He failed the test.
@bland9876
Жыл бұрын
Carpet on the wall and ceiling what is this that maze window screensaver?
@CrystalGreymon
Жыл бұрын
The 2DS was a Modded New2DS. Photographs can be made to display as can messages like that.
@OcarinaT1
Жыл бұрын
Carpets used to be fairly expensive to make before industrialization made the process easy. The average person couldn't really afford to buy an expensive handmade carpet that covered an entire room, let alone clean it properly, so they just bought small area rugs and hung them up like fancy decorations.
@maybenaught
Жыл бұрын
4:56 My gripe is: why is it "low sodium", and not "no sodium"?
@kasimu24
Жыл бұрын
Yes my boi smg4 at 5:09
@markthurst9751
Жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video i was laughing so hard about the carpets on the wall.
@seungminbestboi_251
Жыл бұрын
7:45 Uts a group chat as is very clear by the fact that the snippid of the name you can see is orange.
@LittleParody
Жыл бұрын
5:41 Man, I suck at catching jokes online and offline, and yet I caught that one.
@Pooferf1sh
Жыл бұрын
I really liked the part with the stupid person
@markfairbanks3533
Жыл бұрын
There is a stupid guy that lives in my mirror, he really looks great most of time!
@MrRuby-xz3db
Жыл бұрын
@@markfairbanks3533 Um sir, that's you🤣
@3xtremelamborghini
Жыл бұрын
12:46 oh no I feel for it at first
@Solesteam
Жыл бұрын
11:30 Monarch Like the butter.
@declanabdf4
Жыл бұрын
Medieval carpets were so expensive they were on the wall.
@the_stray_cat
Жыл бұрын
12:12 omg i seen this meme in so many vids and never relized, so many got wooshed.
@d.tcomma
Жыл бұрын
7:53 responded thru the notifications i think
@kaspernielsen9149
Жыл бұрын
@fakejake I passed my math test tomorrow. you owe me 10dollars
@wheelsndealz
Жыл бұрын
Idk if Jake is trying to woosh us or doesn't think giving a like in real life would be a thumbs up.
@Solesteam
Жыл бұрын
11:40 Oh shoot, I also have 2 lungs in my possession. Does that make me...
@Auri0318
Жыл бұрын
The one about Charles says “no pronouns” It also uses several pronouns in that tweet Lol
@supergubben
Жыл бұрын
3:08 i have a maths test in 4 days, will you give me $10 if i pass it?
@RainbowFlowerCrow
Жыл бұрын
You heard the man, he promised to give you $10, so get off of KZitem and go study to make sure you pass; *good luck!*
@supergubben
Жыл бұрын
@@RainbowFlowerCrow I'm built different, I don't need to study
@supergubben
Жыл бұрын
@@RainbowFlowerCrow I did the test today and I'm pretty sure i got all questions right
@supergubben
Жыл бұрын
@@RainbowFlowerCrow i got the results back today and i got 100%. Jake better give me $10
@RainbowFlowerCrow
Жыл бұрын
@@supergubben NICE!! Good for you, 100%, that's awesome!
@bland9876
Жыл бұрын
The idea of the King / Queen of England being transgender it's funny.
@TheVeryRealCanada
Жыл бұрын
Everyone, fill your pets with helium, it makes them fly!
@Solesteam
Жыл бұрын
4:46 Comment 1: Disturbing Joke Comment 2: Slightly more disturbing Joke Comment 3: Superiorly disturbing miss of both jokes.
@bukkchickenbukk
Жыл бұрын
Guys I only have 2 lungs please don't arrest me I don't wanna go to jail
@rustythecrown9317
Жыл бұрын
Save yer breath , you're goin to the hoosgow.
@MrRuby-xz3db
Жыл бұрын
Don't worry bud, ur fine, that post was FAKE.
@timfremstad2308
Жыл бұрын
12:44 There was an atempt to blur out the name😂
@trinstonmichaels7062
Жыл бұрын
Trinston was here. ..
@MissMiseryGloom
Жыл бұрын
Carpets on the wall? That guy must be from the 70s.
@baileyblackwellandsophietu7001
Жыл бұрын
Love how it was someone with a freaking Slitheen pfp that didn't get the joke. That would be their response to human comedy before eating you, no doubt
@zavodila9279
Жыл бұрын
2:30 God tier ad break there
@joshuadunford3171
Жыл бұрын
13:42 uh no Jake! There will always be a morning, just like how there will always be an afternoon and evening. Even though we all got past this morning, there will be another morning tomorrow and when ever the sun rises. Please educate yourself more on this
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
Жыл бұрын
Oh, wait, do you hear that? There goes the woooosh on Gordon's express!
@groovydominoes52
Жыл бұрын
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 thats the joke. The joke is that he didnt get the joke.
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
Жыл бұрын
So Gordon had ME wooooshed, not Joshua?!?!
@groovydominoes52
Жыл бұрын
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 yep.
@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89
Жыл бұрын
DAMN IT, GORDON!!!
@rosehearttoxic1691
Жыл бұрын
I clicked on the next video but it just put this one on a loop
@Yuri-zs8kd
Жыл бұрын
3:07 Alright, I have a test tommorrow i'll be back in a few days
@itsmellsfishy3978
Жыл бұрын
11:16 the dude defoneatly has bin on wooooosh before and now is covering tracks just in case
@dromeaetherium211
Жыл бұрын
... the chemistry joke when the person got noreaction... I got it instantly
@arwenw.5198
Жыл бұрын
the thing with whatsapp is if u read the massage in ur notifications and then reply from there (which u can) then the message won't be marked as read because u didn't actually go into the chat. 7:53
@DraconicDuelist
Жыл бұрын
8:50 Carpets on walls are for people with cats.
@martinadelvai4115
Жыл бұрын
I do have a carpet on the wall. It's a thing. You don't see it very often but I really like mine. My bed is next to the wall where the carpet is hanging and it's nice to not have the cold wall next to me.
@takahashi2852
Жыл бұрын
11:21 My King/Queen/Royal
@reznovvazileski3193
Жыл бұрын
7:34 Johnny Depp be like: Hold my beer.... No really hold my beer please I can't hold it with these scissors for hands.
@eccentricshaun7637
Жыл бұрын
Well, Belle Delphine has carpet on her walls
@Solesteam
Жыл бұрын
10:50 He might have a similar weird habit I have of ending sentences with...
@slepey_
Жыл бұрын
British Invasion + Beach Boys
@BinklingThe1St
Жыл бұрын
8:48 Jake discoveres... RUSSIA (and ukraine as well) (and many other slavic countries)
@kooskoos1234
Жыл бұрын
The unread thing on whatsapp, you can respond to someone’s text through the notification without opening the app, so it shows as unread even tho u have a response
@reznovvazileski3193
Жыл бұрын
The life of two puppies to get rid of Boris Johnson though... I'm a massive dog lover and don't even live in the UK but even I'm considering that might be worth it...
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
Жыл бұрын
Hello from the future. Have I got some bad news for you...
@saber1405
Жыл бұрын
8:50 carpets on the floor who puts carpets on the floor
@Flame1611
Жыл бұрын
13:35 New 2DS series is foldable (litteraly called new 2DS, as opposed to 2DS, and could just be a modded console and not photoshop)
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