@@srikausthubhah1729 I hope that was sarcasm. Please, let it be.
@shawnasis5919
5 жыл бұрын
It is a singlish accent cuz he from Singapore
@rsla7793
5 жыл бұрын
Malaysian accent
@srikausthubhah1729
5 жыл бұрын
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Not really. The accent isn't purely Indian if you notice.
@nico.a.3028
5 жыл бұрын
*2019:* 240p and Comic Sans in the thumbnail. *This has to be my favourite video on the Internet and I haven't even watched it yet*
@ashchaya7676
5 жыл бұрын
I was with you all the way up to "favourite".
@zackvance
5 жыл бұрын
Nicole Johnson lets not forget about the 4:3 ratio either
@ashchaya7676
5 жыл бұрын
@@zackvance I actually miss that. I've never been onboard with the 'letterbox' view of everything. I deal with a lot of code, spreadsheets, and websites that are a lot taller than they are wide. scroll-scroll-scroll
@cwKey
4 жыл бұрын
*(Comedy)* (Audience Laughter)
@charlieharrison
4 жыл бұрын
*Chalkboard SE
@googly4038
4 жыл бұрын
It seems like he’s every race mixed together into one human being.
@reloadseven2198
4 жыл бұрын
There he is. Joe Human
@HazeEmry
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Southeast Asia lol. Malaysians and Singaporeans especially talk in a mishmash accent most of the time
@cheese90333
4 жыл бұрын
I keep commenting this but, THEY CALL HIM MR WORLDWIDE
@lindholmaren
4 жыл бұрын
Voltron of Asia
@grimfin3214
4 жыл бұрын
Hugh Mann
@stormerthe2nd
5 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile commerce students:- *A , B and C are partners in a firm*
@yonabelle8938
5 жыл бұрын
Yaaasssss
@stormerthe2nd
5 жыл бұрын
@@yonabelle8938 man thanks for the reminder for 69 likes , this is ironic
@adrianc.6714
4 жыл бұрын
Ahmad, Baljeet, and Coc Meng
@qwertyuiopzxcfgh
4 жыл бұрын
It's always Alice, Bob and Charlie over here.
@inmarcesible_sonrisa
4 жыл бұрын
Yash 💯
@hayahbellatrix4735
5 жыл бұрын
The way that girl looked at him and went😂
@samsohkhlet_77
5 жыл бұрын
Hayah Bellatrix 😁
@socialogic9777
5 жыл бұрын
she was indian
@advaitpathak4330
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ryangemellaro2856
5 жыл бұрын
I Don’t Remember Her Laughing Out Loud Now,Goldilocks!!👱🏼♀️Shush!👨🏼🦰
@borisshirvanian1120
4 жыл бұрын
@@ryangemellaro2856 what
@REEEPROGRAM
4 жыл бұрын
*"What the hell is John doing with 25 watermelons"* *(Laughs in HowtoBasic)*
@giveherheadnotheadaches
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated 😂😂
@ViciousCommander
4 жыл бұрын
*uncontrolled screaming*
@tanzzeellll
4 жыл бұрын
Damn underrated 🤣
@SiddharthVyas
4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget eggs
@migukmoonpark4312
5 жыл бұрын
Ahmad may have four wives but he also have four mothers-in-law.
@paolo6219
5 жыл бұрын
They are the same person
@BigDaddy-je2nq
4 жыл бұрын
Dokka Bae Only in Alabama
@zissler1
4 жыл бұрын
That’s racist... yet accurate.
@justinwentworth1467
4 жыл бұрын
They could be sisters. Not necessarily *your* sisters as mentioned above...
@sundae6610
4 жыл бұрын
@@justinwentworth1467 you couldn't marry sisters at the same time. But, if the previous died you could marry their sister FYI
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin
5 жыл бұрын
The US has the same things: Robert, Deandre, and Juan, and Robert always ends up with the most soaps at the end.
@sirdroolsalot12
5 жыл бұрын
Only because Deandre and Juan are always dropping theirs in the shower.
@nico-ke1nn
5 жыл бұрын
I got “Pedro” and “sally” a lot
@sierrajoseph774
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus, in Canada our teachers just used the names of the kids in our class
@sydneypadgett3548
5 жыл бұрын
_JOHNNY HAS NINETEEN BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP_
@ryangemellaro2856
5 жыл бұрын
Hi Stephanie!😂🤣F**k You Cuz I’m Ryan,and I Know That Me,and My Friend Named Kahsheem Both Would’ve Gotten Less Soap Than This Kid Named Joseph Callari!!!!!!!!!🏳🏴
@fgr6071
4 жыл бұрын
"What is John doing with 24 watermelons?" John: *You wouldn't get it*
@sooka1688
4 жыл бұрын
Epic Doot John: My goals are beyond your understanding
@navneetkumar8108
4 жыл бұрын
@@sooka1688 i was going to write the same thing 😂😂
@arshiamh6114
4 жыл бұрын
crossover
@apraham0
4 жыл бұрын
Joker intensifies
@Baconmutt
4 жыл бұрын
"What the hell is John doing with 25 watermelons?" Obviously he's black.
@AndreiSaulea00
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing😂😂
@Spauso
4 жыл бұрын
Your username just enhances the joke so much more
@sausboi9085
4 жыл бұрын
Now you have 69 likes.
@haneena.7100
4 жыл бұрын
.
@gamarayburst1258
4 жыл бұрын
nobody : voice from far away galaxy : *Damn, my nigga you good*
@dothmotherknowyouwearithhe9300
5 жыл бұрын
Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap Davy: wait!? Why does Johnny have NineTEeN bottles of dish soa- Johnny: MiNdE yO buSINEsS dAvY!
@risokugaming4843
4 жыл бұрын
I get the reference😂
@pearlfonbuena6722
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta rewatch it again 😂
@bboat42069
4 жыл бұрын
He’s yelling in every video😂😂
@BKeane22
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: you didn’t search for this video
@adammiller8133
4 жыл бұрын
Astute observation
@Sincrst
4 жыл бұрын
I did
@irongolem1476
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sincrst Then you are parallel universes ahead of us
@serowan
4 жыл бұрын
wait brb imma prove this wrong...
@vikipetrovic5381
4 жыл бұрын
Ooh wow 100k likes
@ThinkForward0
5 жыл бұрын
math problems be like: " if ahmad had 10 apples , and ali have 9 oranges , what would be the distance between the earth and the sun " me : WHAAATT??!!!!
@anmol7060
5 жыл бұрын
Answer : Donald Trump
@itsjustme6906
5 жыл бұрын
Ok I can actually probably figure it out using the info I have but I’m too tired rn
@MinZilla
5 жыл бұрын
If Mohammad gives Ali a backpack, what's the radius of the explosion
@JG-yd1ys
5 жыл бұрын
@@MinZilla 40 meters because humans drink water
@umaryes4473
5 жыл бұрын
@@JG-yd1ys part ii) find the density of south africa
@manylittlefish693
5 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Gru
@Blue-jl1yq
4 жыл бұрын
Brah
@ivanfu1084
5 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is how and why Muthu has 10 bottles of beer in a coffee shop😂 Wow 324 likes that's a new record thx for that
@yonabelle8938
5 жыл бұрын
💀
@chonacastillo4777
5 жыл бұрын
Coffee Beer
@ivanfu1084
5 жыл бұрын
@@chonacastillo4777 that's a thing?
@chonacastillo4777
5 жыл бұрын
@@ivanfu1084 nope. Just posted what I was thunking at the time
@ivanfu1084
5 жыл бұрын
@@chonacastillo4777 lol ok
@abd360g5
5 жыл бұрын
Question:Find the hight of the bird flying above point A Me: how is this useful?
@ManvenSingh
5 жыл бұрын
Height* no wonder u can’t do it,
@guanyuwu8733
5 жыл бұрын
@@ManvenSingh lol
@CupidGaming522
5 жыл бұрын
So you know how far you need to throw the stone.
@benschmitt7035
5 жыл бұрын
Depends what you want to do un life
@briant7265
5 жыл бұрын
If you take the height and speed of the bird you can trace the parabola to determine how far past point A the bird poo will land. Then you can move so it doesn't end up in your hair.
@TheSaiderRiscam
5 жыл бұрын
That women at the end was judging real hard.
@123j4j
4 жыл бұрын
When the character in the math problem has the same name as you. *Everyone:* 😐😐😐😐😐😐
@pewdsspaghetti4449
5 жыл бұрын
The girl at the end who just stared at him...
@snehet
5 жыл бұрын
Math sums be like: If Ahmad has 12 mangoes, and his height is 167 cm calculate the mass of sun.
@chiefboyardee5794
5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, 6th grade pre alg
@xyz2001xyz
5 жыл бұрын
Eaaasy Ahmad is 12 mangoes tall Find volume Find volume of earth Find volume of sun Find mass Eaaasy
@alexanderokak5112
5 жыл бұрын
Me: "it's just my shitty internet turning this to 240p, lemme just look at the settings..." The settings: 😈
@zackyd.
5 жыл бұрын
the woman at 4:33
@hightime2084
5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo she dont trust that homie 😂😭
@vanillyv6698
5 жыл бұрын
SHE LOOKS LIKE VARLI FROM TIKTOK
@drawberry_jam
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo 😂😂
@sanaallmyname7963
5 жыл бұрын
Atleast in this video l can laugh mathematics.😂
@ashchaya7676
5 жыл бұрын
He really should trim this down to 90 seconds of solid material.
@pranayr9284
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe 0 seconds
@ashchaya7676
5 жыл бұрын
@@pranayr9284 LOL. I think there's some good material in there, but 10/10 for harshness. Made me laugh out loud for real.
@incognitonotsure909
4 жыл бұрын
Singaporeans aren't funny if they are comedians. As a Singaporean. Our media artist try our best but are always lacklustre at best.
@professionalmemeenthusiast2117
4 жыл бұрын
Worth it for the punchline
@redking36
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t see the need to trim it. It’s such a good bit that it feels short enough already.
@nateds7326
4 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows that math is offensive to people who cant count past 10
@arashparthian_112
5 жыл бұрын
There’s a black couple a child is born how many of the couple is left Edit:I saw the title and had to do it
@kennethglenn3613
5 жыл бұрын
Whats the demographic because that matters for the answer
@arashparthian_112
5 жыл бұрын
@@kennethglenn3613 I said a black couple so it's obviously blacks
@kennethglenn3613
5 жыл бұрын
@@arashparthian_112 thank you CO i appreciate it. Are they poor. Middle class. What?
@arashparthian_112
5 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Glenn just stereotype it’s just a joke
@kennethglenn3613
5 жыл бұрын
@@arashparthian_112 i know im still on the train with you i just had one primed for specific groups not a generalization.
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
5 жыл бұрын
50% comments about accent(s) 30% comments about "that girl" 15% comments about Rishi being a funny guy. 5% comments trolling the YT community. How many comments does Kok Meng get? More than everybody else.
@Joekool88
5 жыл бұрын
Indian - sometimes got Devi Chinese - Kok meng is new!
@inyoface05
4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail was shrunken down a bit, so all i saw was: (Comedy) (Audience laughs) Me: aw yes, as should be
@999goat
5 жыл бұрын
I like how the thumbnail says (Comedy) (audience laughs)
@syafiqazraie4581
4 жыл бұрын
Even though im malay...i died when he say Ahmad has 4 wives 🤣🤣🤣
@Jackt750
4 жыл бұрын
“All animals are created equal” *”But some animals are more equal than others”*
@GsxrYang
5 жыл бұрын
More like Kok meng , Ali and Raja share 500 apples in the following ratio 10 : 0.00000001 : 0. 0000000001 How many apples does kok meng have?
@thething2723
5 жыл бұрын
Why his face so long?? No disrespect tho
@DunderHead.5000
5 жыл бұрын
Jay Leno's cousin.
@greggdrake
5 жыл бұрын
The aspect ratio is just weird. The mic isn't that long either
@BasedLink
5 жыл бұрын
impressive that this guy can make the social problems of this distant island feel familiar to people around the world
@AliHamza-ey9ry
5 жыл бұрын
It's just for comedy there nothing racist about those questions
@SpicyGregPowers
5 жыл бұрын
ur just jealous that Kok meng has more marbles than you
@sobritaufek
5 жыл бұрын
r/wooooosh
@HarrisonSW
5 жыл бұрын
Just a Flamingo And a snake. r/foundthemobileuser
@amthatdad3450
5 жыл бұрын
@@presspenguin1655 If you have Reddit then what's with the *R/* ? subreddits are *r/*
@Chiken1
4 жыл бұрын
In America we just fat: Jack has 300 chocolate, if he already weighed 230lb how many lb does he gain.
@DeXtrasher
4 жыл бұрын
The Chinese fella _does_ end up with the most stuff. Chinese guy: *cries in Coronavirus*
@fawllex9667
4 жыл бұрын
Guy: *breath* Crowd: *laugh hysterically*
@_zhn_
4 жыл бұрын
As a Malaysian, this is accurate.
@saythetruth1396
4 жыл бұрын
This guy took math very serious though, his accent is a total of so many accents at once, a mix of Indian, African and Chinese 😆
@ghaniehsan3096
5 жыл бұрын
I'll never look at a math problem in the same way again.
@spider59er35
4 жыл бұрын
Ok, I’m Asian and Italian and all of these jokes are hitting home!!🤣🤣
@That_one_maneskin_fan
Жыл бұрын
same im also asian and italian and fr'
@n3gi_
4 жыл бұрын
Ahmad has 4 wifes And 2 of them are his cousins.
@EpicVoiceShitposting
4 жыл бұрын
It's this where Aladin went?
@yeahh2085
4 жыл бұрын
0:01 "I was failing my meth for a very long time" Me too brother, Me too.
@blueraven27597
4 жыл бұрын
Talk to your bald chemistry teacher...
@tiptobark9974
4 жыл бұрын
2000-2004 kids: we grew up with the same shit at you guys
@singhanmolpreet5935
5 жыл бұрын
Wow singapore is the epitomy of cultural and religious union. Awesome.
@GoodOlFaithful
4 жыл бұрын
0:00 *You know I was feeling my meth for a very long time untill* -KZitem Captions
@ruinvixi
4 жыл бұрын
I fucking died "Ahmed has 4 wives"
@gamingengine9499
4 жыл бұрын
I was at a Brunian (forgive my spelling) Church the preist told us a story that the Russians said "ha we were the first to go to space" America said "ha we were the first to go to the moon" and the Brunians said "ha we can go to the SUN" the preist said the brunians were crazy cause they would melt before reaching the sun.
@jejsjkeidksj_ssjo
3 жыл бұрын
Y'all don't understand the ending I'll explain . Chinese usually get more marbles.... Indians drinks ALOT of beer 🍺 . In Malaysia and other countries ( idk ) can marry up to 9 wives so uh ye .... This is what I think about lmao
@DoctorCyan
4 жыл бұрын
Google is definitely watching me, was researching Singaporian culture online today for fun... Love from America!
@Effi3
4 жыл бұрын
Alright so Jamal, Ling Ling and Joshua have marbles Ling Ling has 10 Joshua has 5 Jamal has 0 How racist is this problem?
@ashleyhohos
4 жыл бұрын
Very, because: Obviously Jamal's parents are to poor to buy him any marbles. (Probably spending the money on drugs and alcohol). Joshua and Ling Ling won't share their marbles because they are afraid Jamal will steal them... (At least, that's what their parents told them)
@ashleyhohos
4 жыл бұрын
@Gee Tar you're right... Your face is though. Ha, got em. It's just jokes dude, chill. This literally under a video of a comedian. Learn to laugh a little dude
@ashleyhohos
4 жыл бұрын
@Gee Tar that is called an opinion, and I guess I shall respect that you believe it
@NeonPlantChris
4 жыл бұрын
"Ahmad has 4 wives" *This single line struck me dead*
@crappyaccount
5 жыл бұрын
Seems like everyone is getting recommend this...
@franqueee
4 жыл бұрын
The final punchline, he should say "muthu and kok meng has 1 wufe each". Everyone can already get the idea and punchline would hit harder. But still funny, sure hes a good comedian
@zubankesari7464
4 жыл бұрын
He's speaking in the accent of God
@Noaher256
4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: So Noah, where are you from? Me: well I think I was born in America but the words Made In China are written on my left hip so.......
@yoyodude-aoe2726
4 жыл бұрын
I had the subtitles ON and it read "I was feeling my meth for a very long time"
@hakoshgaming5517
4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Mark Cuban
@manzoorathar11
4 жыл бұрын
Ahmad not always have four wives. Sure he can but the law says he have the convince the first wife before marrying 2nd which is already near impossible, and for third he have to convince 1st & 2nd which increases the difficulty level exponentially and man if he manages this then he has earned the 4th one. Ahmad's math is good no wonder he invented algebra.
@frogg03_
4 жыл бұрын
He looks like Larry from Veggie Tales.
@falcongamer58
4 жыл бұрын
That chin tho
@ShitpostingJoJo
4 жыл бұрын
ah shit xD he got me with the last one, i was trying not to laugh but this guy is *GOOD*
@jakespruce1459
4 жыл бұрын
Comedian: Speaks with like 8 different accents. *GLOBALIZATION INTENSIFIES*
@donantiskandar6935
4 жыл бұрын
Smart political joke, a bit more serious than Kumar, but well done
@demonetization6596
3 жыл бұрын
3:56 I expected the problem to be: Ahmad took out a ruler and pulled down his pants
@snoww9347
5 жыл бұрын
Math question: Ahmad has 97 pencils, Xia Mei has 105 pencils. Xia Mei wants to give some pencils to Ahmad so they'll both have equal amount of pencils. How many pencils should Xia Mei give? Me: Why do I have to answer for u? Why can't Ahmad or Xia Mei calculate for themselves? Geez. Also, why do you have so many freakin pencils?
@zissler1
4 жыл бұрын
There is a pinto crossing the border, how many Mexicans are inside?
@austinriley8410
4 жыл бұрын
The incredible historical economic success of the Overseas Chinese causes the native population to get testy wherever ethnic Chinese people call home outside of China. The historical significance of his jokes made me smile
@wakf2114
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahahahaahaha .. you are hilarious bro.. Ahmed has 4 wives, kok ming has 6 girlfriends, muthu has 10, so how could Ahmed win
@sandeepvonguru1053
5 жыл бұрын
It's obvious bro Muslims marry many women which is not generally not the case in other religion even if it burns you it's true
@gabrielgan2971
5 жыл бұрын
That's haram wei, Muslims cannot drink beer that's why Ahmad is drinking milo
@cryptomining8666
5 жыл бұрын
@@sandeepvonguru1053 brahma had marries his own daughter saraswati, Krishna had 16000 wives Muslims have balance, which you dont, in satanism if you are rich you can do anything and if you are poor you can't so shit And tell me why do you worship dick of a god
@LineAnimator
5 жыл бұрын
@@cryptomining8666 clear your fact first krishna dont have 16000 wives when he beat zarashand in fight then his wives say what we do then krsna said i care to you they are not krishna wives but his responsibility and in brahma case shiv cut brahma's one head
@ARES-CodM143
5 жыл бұрын
@@cryptomining8666 Krishna is no God he is just a King claim divinity just like any other ancient time kings. Brahma and others are just mythical beings and as far as i know that dick statue claim is only coming from muslims. lAnyway it is still better thn following pedophille who married a 9 year old and have sex slave. Oh btw he also had sex with maid on his own wife bed.
@AryakalpaBhattacharya
4 жыл бұрын
*Johnny:- exist...* Watermelon farm owners:- it's free real estate
@henghau
5 жыл бұрын
Funny to see Sharul behind Rishi at the end...
@real_lampcap
4 жыл бұрын
"Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap-" "Wait why does Johnny have so many bottles of soap?" *Mind your business David!*
@lanaskyslayer3732
4 жыл бұрын
LOL.. How come he can talk with a Singaporean accent and an Indian accent at the same time.
@christianstiker5345
4 жыл бұрын
Divided by time, united by recommendations.
@sovietunion8087
4 жыл бұрын
The quality is that of a big foot sighting
@willcipher1038
4 жыл бұрын
At least these have some sense of logic. Some questions are like : If Mei Ling and Ali ran across the field at 2km/h where Ali trips 3 times after John. How long is the track that John has to run?
@aydenbiggi
5 жыл бұрын
I guess this kinda proves that society be itself can be messed up at times but we are all equal. It really doesn't matter if someone looks, acts, or speaks different no one needs to be judged by their cover but by their actions as citizens/people.
@fuckologic1202
4 жыл бұрын
I'm really happy that there's the sign "Comedy" on top all the time I wouldn't be able to tell otherwise
@DrBees-ms2vt
4 жыл бұрын
Fuckologic Strict laws my guy,
@AshleyTogepi
4 жыл бұрын
Why did I watch this? I don't know anything about Singapore so I didn't understand any of these references. I trust that it was funny though.
@judahbaggerman2294
4 жыл бұрын
Thx for the subtitles i couldnt hear the audience laughing
@jinayvora8174
4 жыл бұрын
*the names of India which even an Indian has barely heard are*
@FlinchDukeMercy
4 жыл бұрын
In Britain you’ll likely have 3 or 4 “normal” English names then have one hugely different one. I distinctly remember John, Sara, Richard and Jehoshaphat sharing colouring pens.
@edwardmcnuggets3779
5 жыл бұрын
Why is the highest possible quality 240p is this all they can afford in Singapore
@smol_chilli_pepper
4 жыл бұрын
1:51 he didnt sound Singaporean to me until this part
@cupperskates5234
4 жыл бұрын
goodness this was funny! love from malaysia my singaporean friend 💖💖
@chaangsomba117
4 жыл бұрын
I think this guy is from Singapore
@falcongamer58
4 жыл бұрын
Miss Susan was driving 3 cars and after she left the station she started driving 5 cars *How many clones does she have?*
@deadmanx484
5 жыл бұрын
If ahmad and muthu gives their 2 marbels to kok meng , Now ahmad and muthu are without marbels and unable to produce any child. 🤣🤣
@qzza9863
4 жыл бұрын
Hes probably fun at Barbecues.
@alexvermaak1759
4 жыл бұрын
Why does he speak like an Indian South African from Durbs?
@hammf1414
4 жыл бұрын
The only thing im offended by is the comic sans on the top
@Isa-zc6bj
4 жыл бұрын
Subtitles: yOu kNow I wAs feEliNg mY mEth
@theguyinthere
4 жыл бұрын
I heard mei ling and thought metal gear solid. Ps 420 views yeah guess what I'm doing lol.
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin
5 жыл бұрын
4:32 lady
@pyromaniac7236
5 жыл бұрын
The girl got me laughing 4:32
@dontask2769
5 жыл бұрын
Math problem be like: If the earth is 151,722,928 miles away from the sun, how many light bulbs would it take to buy a watermelon?
Пікірлер: 780