Remember kids, aggravated assault is a card that exists in magic the gathering.
@maldhound
11 ай бұрын
Kids, please forget this immediately
@Interrobang212
11 ай бұрын
Bloodthirstser works twice as nice with double strike and any beginning of combat buff (kamahl)
@erik9047
11 ай бұрын
Fury of the horde anyone?
@RivianTramp
11 ай бұрын
It's in my gob deck. I refuse to submit.
@RemUchiha
11 ай бұрын
I had to look up what aggravated assault did because I didn't remember, and then I immediately had to put my hands on my head for a minute.
@benjimancasebeer7747
11 ай бұрын
I killed him with the power of friendship, love, and this gun that boar guy gave me. - Birds of Paradise (2023)
@davidbice3154
11 ай бұрын
Imagine being killed by a card literally called Bop.
@seanwilson613
11 ай бұрын
Better that then holding a sword made of fire and ice in its mouth.
@alessandropereira4976
9 ай бұрын
Birds of paradise, yes. The 1 cost flying trample 9/10 bird
@specialk5523
11 ай бұрын
His name is Raggadragga. That’s the sound a machine gun makes. This is a gun commander.
@alexanderchristopher4151
11 ай бұрын
Mfw Paradise Mantle turns your commander into a 13/13 Trampler.
@Shrimp4Gura
11 ай бұрын
O_O
@PandaiTheTarshed
11 ай бұрын
I don’t get it, can you elaborate
@alexanderchristopher4151
11 ай бұрын
@@PandaiTheTarshed Paradise Mantle gives Raggadragga a mana ability, giving him an automatic +2/+2. Use him to cast a big enough spell and target him with the untap effect, he gains an additional +7/+7 and Trample. 9+4 is 13, so he becomes a 13/13 with Trample. If he's your commander, that's a 13/13 Trample Commander that can turn right for more than half the necessary commander damage to take someone out of the game. This doesn't account for the consequences of the spell you cast, because even if the spell is countered you still have a 13/13 Trample Commander before other effects. Edit to add because i only realized it 12/27/23: due to the untap effect for attacking, he also effectively has Vigilance.
@PandaiTheTarshed
11 ай бұрын
@@alexanderchristopher4151 that’s awesome, thanks for the breakdown
@KyoAWare
9 ай бұрын
Oh…OH GOD, JESUS!
@eagled20
11 ай бұрын
"If not Gruul, then die."
@s.dalner7245
11 ай бұрын
BTW, when you animate lands, they count as creatures with mana abilities. Kamahl, Heart of Krosa, Kamahl's Will and Sylvan Awakening are gonna turn into 1-card finishers in time.
@S.Grundy
11 ай бұрын
Fan-freaking-tastic, just what Nissa, Who Shakes the World needed, a partner in her eco-terrorism
@thekeeperoftheshade7865
11 ай бұрын
@@S.GrundyThank you for that. 😂
@clothar23
11 ай бұрын
@@S.Grundy But that would require a red green player who could read...so we're safe.
@schrottinator
11 ай бұрын
@@clothar23 I better never show my deckli...I mean *ONGO BONGO, HUFF HUFF!*
@ActionNerdGo
11 ай бұрын
@@clothar23 this is a miss understanding, R/G players read their cards before the game and then build a deck that doesn't need to care what the other guy's cards say.
@OilfieldSmokeEater
10 ай бұрын
If I were to ever start a gaming store, it'll be named "Mana Dorks."
@s.dalner7245
11 ай бұрын
This guy's entourage doesn't stop at your Llanowar Elves or Elvish Mystics. Remember, he UNTAPS the creature he buffs with his last ability and pumps it to the moon. This guy is gonna pull up with shit like Viridian Joiner, Selvala, Heart of the Wilds, Heronblade Elite, Kami of Whispered Hopes and Cradle Clearcutter. This isn't Gruul Stompy, this is Gruul Storm. Now add a single Last March of the Ents, Genesis Wave or Rishkar's Expertise, and you're looking at turns that take longer than you waiting for a decent father figure in your life.
@Zander2212
11 ай бұрын
And that's not even accounting for going infinite with Fanning the Flames or Wurmcalling.
@livedandletdie
11 ай бұрын
@@Zander2212 you know going infinite just requires Aggravated Assault. 5 mana here's another combat phase.
@Zander2212
11 ай бұрын
@livedandletdie Yeah, there are multiple infinites with him. Those are just the ones I thought of, because the cards aren't as expensive.
@Macrocookie1
11 ай бұрын
Kami of whispered hopes was my first thought, bc that’s now a 3 mana tap ability for just 3 mana.
@billvolk4236
10 ай бұрын
@@Zander2212Other affordable ways to go infinite with piggy are Spine of Ish Sah, Staff of Domination, and Temur Sabertooth
@BingeThinker1814
11 ай бұрын
Bro really just incorporated the peoples' lineal UFC/MMA champ into a magic video roasting a janky commander. Fire
@Lyon1992
11 ай бұрын
I have never seen this commander but i think I will try him thank you mald
@theNightDice
11 ай бұрын
As someone who runs him in my Rocco deck, it goes pretty hard. I imagine it runs even better when the entire deck is built around it
@professeurgideere5856
9 ай бұрын
Seriously, it's hilarious.
@M12GProductions
10 ай бұрын
Can't wait to turn Birds of Paradise into AC-130 of Paradise. 😂
@gakk8658
11 ай бұрын
There are like 7 or 8 creatures in gruul that tap for their power in mana, and combined with Raggadragga they each become mana explosions that power out increasingly bigger x spells until everyone else is dead. Combine with the Ravenous keyword from the 40k precons and some other little enchantments that reward big spells and you can draw cards as you do it. One of my favorite decks!
@WobblezTheWeird
11 ай бұрын
(just use buyback and go infinite)
@Blargonia
11 ай бұрын
There are exactly 6 at this time
@livedandletdie
11 ай бұрын
@@WobblezTheWeird Haze of Rage, and Aggravated Assault... toss in Memory Crystal and Haze of Rage is a 1R free buyback Storm card. that gives all your stuff +1/+0 until EOT. Combine that with Verdant Touch to turn all your opponent's lands into 2/2s and Searing Touch to ping your opponent's newfound creatures into oblivion. Who said RG can't be the most toxic thing to play against, people think Blue White is bad, RG land destruction and infinite pump spells and infinite combat phases... Oh and the ability to gift the opponent things they don't want to have control of, such as Aggressive Mining.
@professeurgideere5856
9 ай бұрын
@@Blargonia yeah, but there are other creatures that gives a variable amount of mana that can definitely become explosive easily. Like karametra's acolyte.
@Blargonia
9 ай бұрын
@@professeurgideere5856 True, but Acolyte has a harder time of it in Raggadraga, because you really want that one tapper to be putting out 9-10+ mana a tap, and it's hard to easily do that with the devotion based dork
@deadlypandaghost
11 ай бұрын
Remember that there are many cards that grant creatures on the board the ability to tap for mana. You aren't just using dorks but actual beaters.
@supersalty_9459
11 ай бұрын
Mana creatures have more rights then I do apparently 😂
@JayemelMusicUniverse16
11 ай бұрын
LOOOOOL!!
@clayandros2038
11 ай бұрын
When the dorks decide to stop making mana,man are you about to catch these hands.
@GlubtasticYT
11 ай бұрын
One has to consider the reality that Raggadragga is a HUMAN boar so some shenanigans had to happen before this monstrosity ever became a thing in the first thing. The most dangerous "maybe" ever said
@Lanceweilder
11 ай бұрын
He's a wereboar, he actually runs w/a gang of lycanthropes. On Avernus there's no moon, so lycans can choose what form to be in, and they just choose to stay in their werebeast form.
@e5858
6 ай бұрын
Apparently Wizards decided to make wereboars into human boars rather than giving them their own creature type. Same with wererats, weretigers and werebears
@yotamshitrit6820
11 ай бұрын
Best thing about +2/+2 is that you can now bolt the bird without feeling like you wasted damage
@TrumpLester
10 ай бұрын
My friend's Eldrazi deck: "NO FAIR, I WAS SUPPOSED TO POWER OUT MY THREATS AND SWING FOR LETHAL FIRST!" Me, Raggin' and Draggin' His Eldritch Ass Around:
@gillfren2473
10 ай бұрын
Fun fact if you want to tilt your friend even more: Eldrazi Conscription is a spell that can turn Raggadragga into a 21/21 Trample Annihilator 2. Show him who's the *actual* top hog Eldrazi titan.
@ryanhensley7685
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for getting me into Pauper EDH! Also, please roast Etali Primal Conquer! He's my favorite commander
@flynnscheib2487
10 ай бұрын
The deck that best represents the term “unga bunga” and I love it
@isaiahwelch8066
11 ай бұрын
Thing is, this isn't even the most brutal part. Wanna know what is? "Remember, kids, to pair Raggadragga with Wulfgar of Icewind Dale, so not only do you get two untaps and can float the mana, but you also get Melee, making the creatures swinging even bigger!" "Meat AND eggs! We eat!" ~ OG Ravnica Borborygmos
@Joseph125
11 ай бұрын
Raggadragga can absolutely get it, just look at that snout! Makes sense he’s a Human Boar, the man’s going hog wild!
@rubbersoulman5533
11 ай бұрын
Don't make me think about what he's going to do to my hog!
@Naykid391
11 ай бұрын
The people want Omnath, Locus of Rage
@BlazingSpirit190
11 ай бұрын
Who knew it would be a Boar Man that got Mald to look twice. And that's after he skipped him 97 times in the past!
@blu6295
10 ай бұрын
Every. Goddamn. Time I hear the word 'smash' I have a a small shirtless shulk pop up in my head, holding up the monado, screaming 'SMASH!' now you shall know it too
@outtatime9836
11 ай бұрын
I have a friend that uses this in cedh, that’s how powerful this commander is.
@ryanstewart2289
11 ай бұрын
I've been running people's pockets with Raggadragga on Arena for months now. Marwen and Rishkar synergize real well with him.
@seandonnellan5980
11 ай бұрын
Your magic commentary breathes new life into this tired and depressed gamer. Keep these videos coming! Btw, Raggadragga is one of my favorite D&D canon NPCs, mostly by name alone with the rest of it being that he’s a Were-Boar who drives a Mad Max War Machine in the first layer of Hell. Badass
@Jadriam
10 ай бұрын
i only have basic understanding of mtg from mtgarena and minimal knowledge of commander format, but this man's voice and mannerisms make me absolutely interested in these cards
@Imperial_Squid
9 ай бұрын
Describing +7/+7 as "they get a gun", both accurate and absolutely inspired!
@pigg1619
11 ай бұрын
Fellas, we need this guy to review Kenessos, Priest of Thassa. The value you get from him is insane, and he outperforms every time.
@Aaackermann
10 ай бұрын
Proudly a Raggadragga stomper! Love him!
@Dylan-yy3rw
11 ай бұрын
Favorite combo is llanowar elves and enrage. Tap 7+ mana, give it to llanowar elves then give the extra buff to them as well. They become minimum of +15/+9 with trample.
@mikemoyer8162
11 ай бұрын
Raggadragga is one of my favorite commander, the deck was so good i had to tone it down for my pod, i didn't even mean to make it good. Now i have Helix Pinnacle as a win con and yes with selvala, etc, it can be done.
@WiiMachinE13
10 ай бұрын
"We know y'all can't read" - Mald. As a gruul player, respect. I made my friend write this out on his weird word table thing for me. Now I believe you were picking blockers for all 7 of my 20/20s with trample.
@kabobawsome
10 ай бұрын
Raggadragga is one of my favorites in the 99 of Urtet. Tap your Myrs for mana in first main phase, untap them at the start of combat, swing, Raggadragga untaps them again, so you get to use them for mana twice AND combat damage.
@pathfindersavant3988
10 ай бұрын
Gemhide Sliver: "I brought some friends, may we puffpuff pass?"
@Ceyx000
9 ай бұрын
"Gruul Smash" - Raggadragga, probably
@51gunner
10 ай бұрын
I have now founded Raggadragga's Gym For Mana Makers Who Don't Lift Good and will be turning mana dorks into mana champs, and turning big stompy creatures into mana makers. They will win with the power of mutual respect and friendship and holy shit how did Etali get here.
@cba45678
9 ай бұрын
No "these nuts" jokes on this video is an unprecedented level of restraint.
@cerpintaxt362
10 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite decks to play. I run a land animation subtheme, and a few infinite combos
@altreodiaz3983
10 ай бұрын
so many words for a gruul commander
@Blargonia
11 ай бұрын
Just a reminder that Panglacial Wurm is a 7 cmc spell and that mana dorks that tap for power are a thing 😊
@loublacksail1614
6 ай бұрын
This shit made me lose mine in my chair at work today. 😂
@Tossan28
6 ай бұрын
I play this as X Spells tribal. I call it the “Mana Pork.”
@M12GProductions
10 ай бұрын
God, I love R/G. 😂
@DragonAlchemist0
11 ай бұрын
Missed a ninja turtles joke. Since it's a anthropomorphic boar.
@ericl2811
11 ай бұрын
This might be the most gruul commander there ever was. Lol. Can you PLEASE roast my man Chatterfang? "Respect the squirrels, man! Respect them all!"
@KyFriedChickenVA
10 күн бұрын
Roses are red, weapons against me won't prospa....
@jstabile100
10 ай бұрын
And now I'm making that deck. Mana dorks for the win!!!!
@theredheadedgeek1143
10 ай бұрын
i’m terrified of how this could interact with cards that give all your creatures mana abilities 😨😨
@GraveRobber-
11 ай бұрын
You know I love seeing a lanawar elf become Lyoto the dragon and give people brain hemorrhage
@GumshoeClassic
11 ай бұрын
The Manajock deck reigns supreme.
@runemanqwe
11 ай бұрын
HAY, GRUUL HARD AN HAVE DEEP THINKS. RAGGDRAGGA SMART BOY
@Saeiane777
11 ай бұрын
Ahh yes, the Commander version of my 11/11 Lanowar Elves deck.
@fevereddreams3805
11 ай бұрын
exquisite analysis and hilarious.
@TeamDandy.
11 ай бұрын
allow me to quote the late great Borborygmos... "Not Gruul? then Die"
@DuckVader777
11 ай бұрын
Raggadragga my beloved, already got it from me ❤
@TheIhplodur
11 ай бұрын
Now let's just put Ashaya into Play and my Commander Pumps himself.
@donpac7196
11 ай бұрын
I threw it in a green blue counter spell deck, that just happened to make mana of any color . It's great😂😂
@King_Macrophage
11 ай бұрын
Inkmoth Nexus is, when animated, technically a creature with a mana ability! If you get his third ability off, you are most certainly swinging in with an infect-lethal moth in the air
@TheYokeOfFaith
9 ай бұрын
"waaaa my momo blue deck keeps getting stomped."
@gohhkew
11 ай бұрын
Ragadragga these mana pips, umbris is all you need
@Silchain
10 ай бұрын
Magar of the magic strings
@AlaaresProductions
11 ай бұрын
Oh man, this plus Citanul Hierophants would go pretty hard. I run Citanul in a token spam deck (because of course I do). Being able to spam out waves of minimum 4/4 wolf dorks seems pretty damn dope
@ScratchReed
21 күн бұрын
As a Gruul player, I absolutely agree with you. How dare you say it.
@timothye.2902
10 ай бұрын
Raggadragga's abilities apply to a lot more creatures than you might initially think. Like, everybody looks at him and their mind goes to Llanowar Elves and their 50 million cousins. But Nyxbloom Ancient has a mana ability. OG vorinclex has a mana ability. The Eldrazi Spawn token has a mana abilitiy. You can also turn creatures into lands and vice-versa with Ashaya, Life and Limb, etc.
@swolegolisopod7340
9 ай бұрын
Nyxbloom and vorinclex have static abilities that affect how much mana you make, but don't have mana abilities themselves. The dorks are pretty self explanatory but stuff like skirk prospector/thermapod and treasonous ogre have mana abilities that don't require the usual tap cost. You can also give creatures an artificial mana ability with cryptolith rite or paradise mantle
@sqentontheslime1967
9 ай бұрын
@@swolegolisopod7340 last I checked the term Mana abilities included things that increase the mana you gain, so vorinclex does get that lil bonus boost
@swolegolisopod7340
9 ай бұрын
@@sqentontheslime1967 605.1 Some activated abilities and some triggered abilities are mana abilities, which are subject to special rules. Only abilities that meet either of the following two sets of criteria are mana abilities, regardless of what other effects they may generate or what timing restrictions (such as “Activate this ability only any time you could cast an instant”) they may have. after double checking vorinclex does because the first ability is a triggered ability that activates off of another mana ability (when you make mana, make an additional mana) Nyxbloom however is a replacement effect and wouldn't get the bonus (when you tap for X mana, make 3X mana instead)
@GunbladeKnight
11 ай бұрын
The best part: It only needs to be a creature that could produce mana in some way. Activate an Inkmoth Nexus and swing in while casting a big spell? Well, now you have a 10/10 flying infect with trample swinging in.
@kirika119
11 ай бұрын
I kinda wanna make this; the thought of teabagging my opponent with a birds of paradise is making me laugh
@j_g_t6091
11 ай бұрын
Turned Bop into a BOP
@Eternaldark866
11 ай бұрын
I am here to formally request Mayael, the Anima, my pet commander.
@machdude3366
10 ай бұрын
Basically turns mana dorks into mana chads.
@Football65ist
8 ай бұрын
Devoted Druid and tooth and nail = mvps of the deck
@victoriamcclure321
11 ай бұрын
Kami of Whispered Hopes + Fanning the Flames just in case someone was planning on living past turn 4 at this table
@nickstart2299
11 ай бұрын
My Ra Ra Raggadragga deck is one of my favorites 😊
@thecoach3577
6 ай бұрын
I almost never see this card played, but every time I have, it’s absolutely destroyed me.
@TiredWings8
11 ай бұрын
Progenitus. I feel like we need to hear your take on our lord and savior Progenitus.
@thezerowulf2046
11 ай бұрын
Wasnt expecting a Francis Nnganou reference
@sscout191
11 ай бұрын
I played raggadragga for the first time last Friday, and he was a disgusting monster XD
@jish55
10 ай бұрын
I now want an entire set of nothing but Gruul cards all so Mald get's even more angry
@christopherwilson7410
11 ай бұрын
They can't get it. Ahhh, maybe? No.😂😂
@bahoomahoo
9 ай бұрын
Raggadragga has an unique place in manland decks, it's great in my Omnath LoC deck
@roberthastings5969
11 ай бұрын
Spine of Ish Sah shenanigans finna go crazy
@MH-tg4jt
11 ай бұрын
As a Gruul player, thank you that someone finally read the card to me. I still don't know what it does. I turn creatures sideways and you go splat.
@professeurgideere5856
9 ай бұрын
The second ability is even better if you find someone with vigilance. That way you can attack, tap them for mana, and have them untap for even more mana. (and yeah, there is at least one creature that makes mana based on their strength that also has vigilance)
@alexsmith6281
11 ай бұрын
Day one of requesting a roast of The Fourth Doctor, as with the right deck he is a menace on the battlefield, as well as being blue-green.
@fathercrim
6 ай бұрын
ON THE BACKS OF MY FLINTHOOF BOARS MAY THE RAGGADRAGGA SHOW HIS UNHOLINESS UPON THIS FIELD! FEED HIM THE ELK!
@manikanniah5707
10 ай бұрын
5 dorks, heroic intervention and an aggravated assault......... Oops
@herohades2230
11 ай бұрын
I hear you, but counterpoint: Those mana dorks were never going to attack otherwise, and now I can crush them with my own army of suddenly buffed wizards.
@GeekTalkwithMerg
10 ай бұрын
What I like about this card design is that it trains bad players to do important shit in second main when it's supposed to happen anyway.
@D4vSG
10 ай бұрын
Yes. the big button rules!
@TheTransforcer
11 ай бұрын
Everything you just said and more. I love my goreguts deck. A good hand goes infinite turn 4-5.
@gaminggeckos4388
11 ай бұрын
LOVE this guy in my Historic deck. I’ve mentally renamed him to “Technoblade, Potato Tyrant” (RIP) with the idea being that all the mana dorks are potato farmers. Then there’s Tyvar’s Stand (XG instant target creature gets hexproof and +X/+X until end of turn) that I’ve renamed to “Technoblade Never Dies” and Lunar Frenzy (XR instant target creature gets +X/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn) renamed to “Blood for the Blood God” (there’s an MtG card with that name but idk plus it’s not on Arena anyways). All I need to do is pump 7 mana into one of these spells and now Technoblade’s swinging for 17 damage as early as turn 5 sometimes!
@TheTamally
11 ай бұрын
Don't even get me started on his best friend Jaheira.
@vivecanada1
2 ай бұрын
Quick reminder that for whatever reason cards like Vorinclex voice of hunger are considered to have mana abilities as long as they trigger off of mana abilities.
@inserttaken_name1762
11 ай бұрын
remember kids kami of whispered hopes taps for as much mana as its power so as long as you can keep on casting spells with cost 7 or more you WILL have the mana to cast those spells for 7 mana or more
@tylernol5113
11 ай бұрын
I like to say "i turned my mana dorks into mana chads!" I also have a good portion of my deck as land animators where they are now mana dorks themselves allowing raggadragga to give them an all expense paid gym membership 😂
@MrAcerulez
10 ай бұрын
Had fun with this guy using Eldrazi Spawn and Scions. Good times.
@TehWinged
11 ай бұрын
Please review Pia Nalaar, Consul of Revival. Nothing is funnier than throwing my cards into the abyss only for tiny robot pigeons to swoop in and bring them back.
@mrblackjacker32.03
11 ай бұрын
I suppose Raggadragga is just going to dragga those hammers with the dorks for lethal
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