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@andymcclurg9916
Жыл бұрын
Who doesn't have MK8D at this point
@mbletz3958
Жыл бұрын
@@andymcclurg9916 Me
@dameonpigeon2736
Жыл бұрын
The biggest knock against wiggler as a driver is he does have anger issues so he may be prone to road rage
@ethanmedeiros9715
Жыл бұрын
Wario is objectively the safest driver because he is too greedy to EVER let himself need an insurance claim.
@logantesdell3954
Жыл бұрын
Wario would cause an insurance claim, hide the body so that a claim couldn't be filed against him, and then repair the damage to his car himself. He's forcing people off the road left and right.
@keaton5101
Жыл бұрын
wario would get in an accident and then have a whole game about making enough money to pay it off
@strangejune
Жыл бұрын
He probably has fake insurance documents to avoid even paying for insurance.
@kingslushie1018
Жыл бұрын
Bro 😂
@Ashen-Crow
Жыл бұрын
Dude I'm watching this high and it's the funniest shit I've ever seen no joke. I just gotta add that Bowser can hide in his shell and be virtually immortal to a vehicle crash, and he's also consistently maniacal, so realistically he would be crashing helicopters into buildings killing dozens of people and walk out unscathed and also immune of being arrested.
@liamreeves344
Жыл бұрын
bowser would bounce around in his shell on impact and get severe bruising and damage, like the brain hitting the inside of the skull in a collision
@moosesues8887
11 ай бұрын
@@liamreeves344he has no brain he puts a axe at the end of every bridge he builds
@Radar_of_the_Stars
Жыл бұрын
King Boo cannot touch the pedals, he's completely safe
@willcooper8028
Жыл бұрын
Waluigi is probably suicidal he is definitely at risk of veering into oncoming traffic
@GaldirEonai
Жыл бұрын
I was wondering "where is he going with this" when you picked Peach, and then the punchline hit and damn near floored me. Well done.
@paige_404
Жыл бұрын
Honestly you're so right about the poor showing of female characters in the Mario series. Personally, I will not rest until Nintendo gives us Wapeach.
@leacwm
Жыл бұрын
I think rosalina is honestly top 2 with wario, she can fly spacecraft and is generally sensible
@corey6536
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that Mario has to drive his plumbing van around a busy city every day for work. I think he's much safer than Wario.
@mrshmuga9
Жыл бұрын
6:45 “How is Shy Guy gripping the wheel?” How is Boo pushing the gas pedal?
@pauldaulby260
Жыл бұрын
King boo can't even start the car, safe as houses
@MushKinPuff
Жыл бұрын
35:07 Incorrect. Bowser drives a car in his World 1 and World 🏰 Boss Fights in Super Mario 3D World, and Toad drives a bus at the beginning of Luigi’s Mansion 3.
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
10 ай бұрын
Bowser drives in a straight line with no traffic. Toad would be decent tho
@willcooper8028
Жыл бұрын
Yeah peach is killing everybody
@GSBarlev
Жыл бұрын
You're wrong about Daisy. Daisy has tremendous freedom (no direct line to the throne), enormous wealth and a strong desire to differentiate herself from her sister. What does a royal like that do? They buy expensive cars. And what happens when someone with cars, wealth and connections shows *any* amount of driving skill? They form a racing team. Daisy has driven the 24 hours of Le Mans. Daisy has test-driven for Formula 1. If Daisy were ever to be involved in a driving fatality, it'd be because the prototype car she engineered suffered a catastrophic failure and careened into a bollard right after breaking the Silverstone lap record.
@KimoKeine
Жыл бұрын
I believe Daisy has both the ability and motivation to commit vehicular homicide. For the safety of my sources I cannot reveal the reasons. But she should be in Menace tier.
@keiyakins
Жыл бұрын
Daisy is *on* the throne, isn't she? And is actually ruler of an empire, not a kingdom
@GSBarlev
Жыл бұрын
@@keiyakins Oh no you're totally right.
@OtherMomo
Жыл бұрын
Dry bowser isn't just dead, isn't JUST royalty, he's ALSO BOWSER. I'm saying this before I got to the Wet Bowser ranking but I'm sure he doesn't rank highly.
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
10 ай бұрын
Wet Bowser
@hekonaleeinos5510
Жыл бұрын
I knew about Shy guy ; this mask has to obstruct his vision, at least partially.
@martindwhitman
Жыл бұрын
Damn this one really makes you think
@gabrielrussell5531
Жыл бұрын
Both Mario and Wario have flown planes in their platformers. Wario in the opening of Wario Land 3, Mario in Mario Land 1. Both are competent at operating vehicles. Mario can also operate a submarine.
@CaptainAstronaut
Жыл бұрын
Wario makes sense. He loves money, so he'd probably drive safe to not damage his expensive vehicles
@sammorin254
Жыл бұрын
Diddy has proven to be able to canonically outrace a space tyrant pig in both car and plane. No way he has less handle on vehicles than any of these characters.
@DtrJr
Жыл бұрын
hes also cool as fuck
@Scribblersys
Жыл бұрын
Best Resident Evil 4 review I've ever read
@zooms7889
Жыл бұрын
4:30 i'm American and i'm pretty sure who you're talking about, mostly because last week, someone brought her up in my Philosiphy class as a real life example of someone who started life happy but went downhill from there xD
@logantesdell3954
Жыл бұрын
Wario choosing to KO everyone in front of him in smash with his motorcycle until it breaks, and then continuing to do so with the parts means that he should be nowhere but the multiple fatalities tier. He is a very skilled driver for sure, but he uses those skills to kill.
@chrispo7610
Жыл бұрын
I believe smash does not count, wario would never allow himself to die, but he dies in smash
@FrankEShaw05
Жыл бұрын
You really thing wario would let his bike get destroyed and then have to spend more money on a new bike just to kill someone when he could easily just pick them up with one hand, spin them around, throw them and make them explode
@YoshisIslandFan2
Жыл бұрын
'we have a reputation for blonde princesses on the road' *wait- 💀💀💀*
@Gerd0
Жыл бұрын
Luigi deliberately doesn't get snow tires
@keaton5101
Жыл бұрын
never have i seen someone really lay into shy guy so much as this. i didnt realize he deserved it
@AkashianRecords
Жыл бұрын
Keep in mind: Queen Bee, Lakitu, Petey, Metal Mario, and Funky/Diddy Kong are put into the games not as anything else but promotion for games at that time (Queen Bee was for Mario Galaxy, The Kongs were for Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, Metal Mario is for the iconic Mario 64, etc.)
@FrankEShaw05
Жыл бұрын
The koopalings would probably be capable individually but if they ever drove a car they would squeeze all 7 of them in the front 2 seats and all fight over the steering wheel and end up killing 50 people
@MrF3legendary
Жыл бұрын
Epic video, I have to trust the opinion of the guy who beat Iudex Gundyr first try
@gabrielrussell5531
Жыл бұрын
If we need someone to replace the babies, might I recommend Captain Syrup? (Proper Arab CS, not the whitewashed redhead from Shake It) The roster is lacking in major villains and female characters, plus the Wario Land series could use some love.
@moonbun690
Жыл бұрын
My car insurance went up just thinking about this
@titojdavis8374
Жыл бұрын
The Wario low rider is spotless, can't get dings on a car that nice, needs his own tier. Would have put toad above luigi too. toad would be a super annoying and slow driver, but he is a chauffeur. Luigi is the image of the most terrifying person to ride with
@andymcclurg9916
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be interested in this topic at all of Fudj didn't make the video. Would King Boo even be able to touch the wheel or pedals since he's incorporeal?
@robhillen8007
Жыл бұрын
Metal Mario is such a weird character to have to rank. He logically should just be Mario with a powerup, but the games treat him like he's a separate entity. If you go with the former, then it's just Mario's rank if he could survive any car crash, and the later is impossible since he has literally no lore or characterization.
@Kanrararaa
Жыл бұрын
bowser has children so i think he'd actually be quite a safe driver
@someeggplant
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
10 ай бұрын
Only when they're riding along, and he immediately goes mad on the road the moment he drops his kids off.
@Big_Man_W
Жыл бұрын
FINALLY WIGGLER APPRECIATION
@xboxgamer474246
Жыл бұрын
Swap DK and Shy Guy and I’m with it
@shaydeez
Жыл бұрын
Baby peach is my main
@Ashen-Crow
Жыл бұрын
Metal Mario would be a terrible driver because he's an AI and we all know how it goes.
@Onlyitsmereid
Жыл бұрын
Now for bowser I actually disagree with his position. My main point of evidence is that in super mario 3D world we see him driving a car.
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
10 ай бұрын
In a straight line, whilst attempting to murder whoever you're playing as.
@matthewlynn6108
Жыл бұрын
I’m using tilt controls!
@SofaKingGasPriceSpike
Жыл бұрын
Slippin' Weegee
@skybeelow9855
Жыл бұрын
airtight logic tbh! (toadette main btw)
@Big_Man_W
Жыл бұрын
Real
@AidanRatnage
Жыл бұрын
Your reasoning for Lakitu being safe don't make sense, it seems like he would be road menace or somewhat incompetent.
@Gragledump
Жыл бұрын
bowser is a law abiding citizen, i refuse to be convinced otherwise
@t2send
Жыл бұрын
Dad
@castonyoung7514
Жыл бұрын
Dude, you got to learn to speed it up a bit. The bit about royalty driving went from funny to cringy fast.
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