Chuck E. Cheese ABSOLUTELY SUCKS NOW!!! Since AT LEAST 2005, the year in which the curtains for their BELOVED animatronic shows got disabled.
This video is a PARTIAL remake of a rant I made back in 2022 on my og channel, in which I have talked about the TERRIBLE dance floor at the famous Chuck E. Cheese establishment! But since there was MORE to talk about, I have decided to turn that rant into a FULL ON rant about Chuck E. Cheese as a whole, since the late 2000s (well, 2005 to be exact). Where I actually SAW the quality decline as a kid!
For anyone who doesn't know what Chuck E. Cheese is, it is THE place where a kid can be a kid (actually not anymore, LOL). This family entertainment center, founded by Atari founder Nolan Bushnell back in 1977 as Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre in San Jose, California, is (or was) a VERY popular hotspot for children's birthday parties. CEC has a bunch of arcade games, several flat rides, pizza and formerly playgrounds and ANIMATRONICS! In the 80s, Showbiz Pizza Place has existed to compete with Chuck E. Cheese's. But by 1992, it merged with CEC and Showbiz became defunct. Chuck E. Cheese is actually the FIRST family restaurant that integrates food with BOTH arcade games and animatronic shows. The place was known as Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre from 1977-1989, Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza from 1989-1994, and best of all, SIMPLY Chuck E. Cheese's from 1994-2019. The golden era of Chuck E. Cheese's (in my opinion) was from 1995-2004 (even though I was born in 1999). A majority of this era was the AVENGER era! The one that MANY of us 2000s kids fondly remember. Back in the late 90s and early 2000s, Chuck E. Cheese's was the BEST place for a kid to go to! It was like Disney World, but mini sized. The OLD Chuck E. Cheese logos with Cool Chuck (he was kind of different to Avenger Chuck) were truly cool! The arcade games were great! Back when you used the classic Chuck E. Cheese's tokens (RIP to this thing) to play them. The pizza was good, and the playgrounds were fun! But the animatronics, the mainstay of Chuck E. Cheese's back in the day, were REALLY fucking awesome as hell. Since they were SO lifelike back then, kids were truly amazed to see them rock out on stage! The quality of the old showtapes from 1995-2004 was MUCH better than the ones since 2005. The band, Munch's Make Believe Band, starring Chuck E. Cheese as the star of the show, Helen Henny as a vocalist, Mr. Munch on keyboards, Jasper T. Jowls on banjo or guitar (depending on the location) and Pasqually P. Pieplate on drums, were respecting each other. Whilst singing both old and new songs, telling jokes, having conversations and opening/closing shows (it was true when them stage curtains opened and closed every single time)! Avenger Chuck was WAY less of a jerk to his friends when compared to Rockstar Chuck, on stage! Sadly, in 2005, budget cuts had to be made to CEC, and the curtains were DISABLED at most locations. Even though they are JUST generic pieces of fabric, they made the animatronic shows MORE lively than they do now! They added suspense once the lights in the showroom dimmed and then I believe a LOUD thunderous drumroll (like the one in the new 2020s Danimals - Adventurous by Nature commercials at the beginning) would play before the curtains flew open and the audience then cheers for the band.
Unfortunately, since the summer of 2012, Chuck E. Cheese's has been STRUGGLING financially due to in store sales declining. So, they have decided to REBRAND Chuck E. by turning him into a rockstar! Making in store sales FURTHER decline but increase merchandising and box office revenue. Also, rumors have circulated that the animatronic shows were going to get REMOVED. The rumors have sadly been made TRUE beginning in 2017 with their AWFUL CEC 2.0 remodels! Making them look like Wegman's stores. All the old Chuck E. Cheese stuff was removed in the remodels, ESPECIALLY the tokens! You now have plastic game cards to play their games. And they are simply NOT the same! Like, you can use plastic game cards at any OTHER arcade place like Dave and Buster's, KeyQuest at CoCo Key and Monster Mini Golf. What made Chuck E. Cheese's special were the tokens, and how you can use them for certain games (like watching them roll down metal tracks in hopes of hitting the jackpot).
If any of you modern faggots BASH my thoughts, and tell me to move forward, I'll BLOCK YOU PERMANENTLY and maybe threaten to call your parents for bullying me!
Petition to sign to bring back the OLD Chuck E. Cheese stuff.
www.change.org...
Enjoy the video, and let's NEVER forget the golden era of Chuck E. Cheese's (late 90s/early 2000s).
If you like the 2005-present era of CEC, fine but I don't recommend that you go there! It's not the same fun place from your childhood anymore!!! Their iconic animatronics are now gone forever! :(
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