Fanfic writers are unironically funny af, they be wildin to close too the Sun.
@ohhhjeeze
Ай бұрын
Do you think God hides in heaven, b/c he too is afraid of man?
@Sundae4life
Ай бұрын
@@ohhhjeezeSpy Kids 2 reference!
@AngryLuv15
Ай бұрын
no way in hell my headset died 5 minutes in and my whole office got a full blast of "let me make you feel good" 😭🤣🤣 EDIT: on god what the hell is yall doin upvoting this 🤣 my embarrassment is now encapsulated on this youtube video bro i cant 😂😭
@divatheeva7519
Ай бұрын
IM SO SORRY
@devonmunn5728
Ай бұрын
While would you listen to this again work 😂😂😂😂
@pd96851
Ай бұрын
I’d have to quit 😭 videos usually pause if the headphones disconnect 😭 your headset wanted to ruin your life
@kingkrystelle8863
Ай бұрын
U gon have to take MINIMUM a week off😭😭I’m so sorry
@krixkhaos
Ай бұрын
I'm so sorry, I CACKLED at this 💀💀💀
@catbeara
Ай бұрын
This is weaponised fandom. Psychological warfare. 😭
@mutantlemons9190
Ай бұрын
Gonna double down on this because you know that thing where fandom artists have too much power? Now fandom writers are starting to realize theirs. 😭😂💀
@dogmanorworman
Ай бұрын
and rocket money approved this content 😭😭
@user-xh6cg7zf9h
Ай бұрын
they really said "what can i invest in today" and this was top of their list
@blueismylove3128
Ай бұрын
Based
@Jen-uk6ly
Ай бұрын
Honestly convincing me to get bc they sponsored it 🤭😭
@Fearsia
12 күн бұрын
I might just up how much I'm paying them for this ngl 😭
@mfuentes4961
Ай бұрын
I DESPERATELY NEED somebody to read these fanfics aloud on speakers outside of every Trump rally. Like I would gladly donate money to any chaotic and unhinged soul who will have the balls to do it. 👏🏽MAKE👏🏽IT👏🏽HAPPEN👏🏽PEOPLE!👏🏽
@sweetiepie-zy4pn
Ай бұрын
I would pay to see it
@findingmariaselvis
Ай бұрын
Think that would violate several articles of the Geneva Convention (I kid by the way)... but I'm so here for it 😂😂😂
@imysaurus
Ай бұрын
Well.. will I be arrested? My madness has boundaries lol
@KariIzumi1
Ай бұрын
I live in Nevada and we always have politicians coming here, I'd do it lol
@UnrealDreamer3598
Ай бұрын
Shut up and take my money!
@pd96851
Ай бұрын
I was about to critique that the second author was being too heavy handed but deadass 😭 if you can’t be heavy handed in a BidenxTrump fanfic, when can you be
@KariIzumi1
Ай бұрын
You're not wrong TBH If you're doing something this ridiculous you might as well go for broke
@arianathompson7989
Ай бұрын
The way I was screaming with my full heart, “KENNIE STOP IT”. When I subscribed a few months ago this is not where I thought I’d be.
@karencox1690
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@eoa363
Ай бұрын
I started screaming about 5 seconds in. Going to take a deep breath and try again.
@milanahoward4736
Ай бұрын
@@eoa363 Same!
@devonmunn5728
Ай бұрын
Meanwhile I've been a subscriber for about 4 years
@chasebarber10
Ай бұрын
This is exactly where we are meant to be. To improve further please read Trump x Bellboy
@pd96851
Ай бұрын
The first one gave me no chances to BREATHE 😭
@BriannaK_
Ай бұрын
Oh my goodness Wattpad used to be THE reading staple throughout highschool Edit: WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE THIS??!!!
@whosasking-_-4172
Ай бұрын
For the culture, babe.
@niahodo8875
Ай бұрын
This video just made me search up Biden x Trump fanfic it’s 612 stories on A03 about them
@srose1088
Ай бұрын
I can't look at cheeto puffs for the rest of the week. 🥴
@ChiliCrisp88
Ай бұрын
Crack fics have been around since the dawn of time
@ohwell5609
Ай бұрын
Yeah these kind of suck she should have read them based off kudos
@pd96851
Ай бұрын
Kenneth JD 😭 I saw this come up on my phone and broke my ankle running here, what is this???
@dyamondd1771
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I also am using crutches after seeing this upload
@kianawillis1325
Ай бұрын
not kenneth 😭😭
@AndreaJ3
Ай бұрын
I’m finally in a walking boot after breaking mine 😂
@jijimaheriecuatman
Ай бұрын
the fact that the ad that played before the video for me was a Kamala campaign ad made this better.
@yana2409
Ай бұрын
The way I jumped 😭 i wrote a biden x trump fanfic when i was in 8th grade
@chokingonmoss
Ай бұрын
😭 drop the link
@yana2409
Ай бұрын
@@chokingonmoss i’m searching for my old gmail 😭 I’ll drop it as soon as i can
@whosasking-_-4172
Ай бұрын
Thank you for your service.
@pd96851
Ай бұрын
I must know the why 😭
@amberlemaitre4169
Ай бұрын
My friend and I wrote a Diden and Grump love square ft. our country’s leaders story for drama class
@dogmanorworman
Ай бұрын
your trump is sort of cartman edit: LMAO I HIT SEND RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID THAT TOO 😂
@bridigital4997
Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same about this impression 😂 like something about this whole video concept is giving adult swim.
@jinjinf2
Ай бұрын
I felt like she read my mind when she said why do i sound like cartman lolol. I love it tho
@abigailg6586
Ай бұрын
I know it’s awful but “Amy Coney Barrett was their surrogate and died in childbirth” took me tf out 😂💀
@craytowns9479
Ай бұрын
The title of this video immediately sent me into a giggling fit! 🤣😂 I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!
@catbeara
Ай бұрын
Don't let a president hear you begging for that 😞
@julieneff9408
Ай бұрын
I thought I was unshockable. Today I learned that I am not. My jaw fell off my actual skull and is still on the floor.
@Sharpe1502
Ай бұрын
Noooooooooooo!!!!! Two of my subscriptions are literally trying to kill me with cringe twice in a week. 😂😂😂😂 You and WithCindy should totally collab.
@whoopsydaisy6389
Ай бұрын
They definitely need to read one of these to us in character.
@whosasking-_-4172
Ай бұрын
I am visualizing all of this with hot actors playing both of them at least 10 years younger in the campiest way possible.
@danhumphrey8357
Ай бұрын
I feel like them looking exactly as they do now would make it even better than the expecting hot, young men
@ross6789
Ай бұрын
@@danhumphrey8357the hotter younger actors is how Tubi would do it though. And honestly imagining them or passionflix adapting one of these AO3/Wattpad fics into a movie is so many things: cursed, horrifying, life, one of the horsemen of the cultural apocalypse.
@kissit012
Ай бұрын
10 years younger is still old as hell for them
@devonmunn5728
Ай бұрын
I nominate drag kings to play the parts
@Ey3_s0cEt.4.20.
Ай бұрын
i’ve been sobbing over period pain so thanks for the distraction. also i never want to hear someone refer to a penis as a “little shrimp”
@kpopderf6658
Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@thefeelingoflookingataclea932
Ай бұрын
I would have been surprised by this title if it wasn’t for WithCindy 💀
@ossswin
Ай бұрын
Facts
@iyanalovejoy6786
Ай бұрын
Kinnie just discovering the glory of Costco rotisserie chicken has me so weak 😭😭that $5 chicken is the best thing ever
@randomactsofLeslie
Ай бұрын
& that big ol $10 pizza & $5 dozen croissants 🙌🙌🙌
@donnabohanon1570
Ай бұрын
It ain’t $5 anymore, at least not where I live!😂 but still a good deal!
@naomithornhill2079
Ай бұрын
Costco is my life
@DarkSwanMoon
Ай бұрын
I have no idea what kinda of fresh wattpad hell you're about to unleash on us, but I'm seated 😭😭💀💀
@KariIzumi1
Ай бұрын
I'm SOOOO sat 😂
@izzaanimates9041
Ай бұрын
7:35 “Without his consent because I don’t know what consent is” LMAOOOO 😭
@julesrules7297
Ай бұрын
Omg, you actually won something from the machines? TWO SOMETHINGS?! We're not worthy!!!
@user-xh6cg7zf9h
Ай бұрын
she is a god and we are merely her disciples
@Shadow-mq7rt
Ай бұрын
THE POWDERED MILK MADE ME GASP OMFG. 😭🤚🏼
@curlyburp
Ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at that my cat came to see if I was okay 😂
@sae200502167
Ай бұрын
Can we delete the internet now? This is cursed.
@Rinoa210
Ай бұрын
The Cartman voice is taking me out! 🤣🤣🤣
@rayneozier
Ай бұрын
0:06 a claw machine? You went two for two in a claw machine? Yeah you built different lol
@billygabrielz
Ай бұрын
This appeared on my homepage as "No views" and I immediately said "This content is curated for me." I wasn't wrong
@coffeecheetoschicken4900
Ай бұрын
Fanfic 2 was peak 2019 brainrot internet lingo that is so borderline incomprehensible it becomes a different language
@britnicox3929
Ай бұрын
The most shocking thing to me is that this has been around since 2020???? The sudden emergence of it felt like a side effect of this election year but the tension was there from the beginning ig 😂
@lotusblossom2846
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I literally never leave a comment but what the actual f*ck. I had to pause after "little shrimp" due to the mental break down I was having due to the mental image that was being painted 😂😂😂
@andrewkoster6506
Ай бұрын
i love how the response to Bush and Bin Laden is a casual "oh, i thought you guys were dead" but then they see Shane Dawson and they're like "WHOA WHOA WHOA i'm out"
@emilym3679
Ай бұрын
that's "My Immortal" level ridiculousness! 🧑🍳💋
@ageneralist.
Ай бұрын
I saw this title, looked up at the sky, sighed and said “Kendall… what is this and why are you showing it to me?” Yet here I am. Watching it anyway 😭
@madlie2452
Ай бұрын
Kennie we are on our knees begging for the makeup tutorial for this look 😭 it’s literally so amazing
@brandon-d2x
Ай бұрын
No cause the way you were reading the second fanfic in Trump’s voice literally reminded me of South Park 😂😭
@reet7060
Ай бұрын
Oh God I know I have complete autonomy and I don’t have to watch this, but I feel guilty not experiencing the same trauma as you😭
@whoopsydaisy6389
Ай бұрын
I'm still questioning my Kennie solidarity because dis was tew much!
@KngHrts2
Ай бұрын
Now I want one of the "AI Presidents do X" voices to read these.
@Setsunako6587
Ай бұрын
Dear God, please no 🤣!!
@pink_seapickles3819
Ай бұрын
YES!!!!
@MissRayneNerdiiChicK
Ай бұрын
You're a monster! Please continue...
@Mikey_Robi
Ай бұрын
Yes! The AI presidents play Minecraft is usually a good time
@spaceyfireneko
Ай бұрын
Honestly I'm sure this is exactly what ai voices were made for
@Sew_OzzyWar_Made_This
Ай бұрын
This is too unhinged *While getting more comfortable on my desk while at work*
@shineevelvet7067
Ай бұрын
This reminds me of when me and my classmates in Spanish class read this Shrek x Pennywise series on wattpad. Needless to say, the writing was surprisingly really good 😭
@whosasking-_-4172
Ай бұрын
We'll never have another Shakespeare unless we go through the Whatpad tags of hell.
@ramblingmillennial1560
Ай бұрын
LOL WHAT....
@FireyCurls22
Ай бұрын
For the next video can you find recent ones? I want a: Joe reaches up to tentatively touch Donald’s permanently pierced ear, “Who did this to you?” Donald reflexively tries to hide his ear with his shoulder, “Joey stop, it’s fine, I don’t want to talk about it 😔” The hand that Joe had reaching for Donald curled into a fist. He slammed it down on the podium between them, “I should have been there to protect you!” That’s all I’ve got, professionals please take over, thank you.
@seungheestar4870
Ай бұрын
I audibly went "what?" to myself when I saw this title
@spookylover
Ай бұрын
I haven't opened my Wattpad app for months....HOW DID WE COME TO THIS???? 😭😭😭
@intern_dana
Ай бұрын
getting this notif was such whiplash between "oh kennie watches cindy? yay" to "**mr incredible voice** i can't do it again. im not strong enough"
@kaleyahgilbert9840
Ай бұрын
If you ever wanna do an official book series like “Bad Books and a Beat”, I have the perfect book to start it. It’s called “The Last to Die” by Kelly Garrett and it’s the worse book I’ve ever read. The synopsis is: Harper Jacobs and her friends are just looking for some fun when they decide to start breaking into one another's houses. It's enough to give them a rush, and it's pretty harmless since they all promise not to take anything that can't be replaced. But when they target the home of a classmate, it crosses a line, and one of the group turns up dead. Harper needs to figure out what's happening fast...or else she might be next. I won’t spoil it too much but be prepared to see the worst batch of characters in fiction!
@IconVlog.
Ай бұрын
She hasn’t been beating her face lately but she does always has a drinky drink. So I hear you and I raise you “Bad Books and a Drink”
@IconVlog.
Ай бұрын
She hasn’t been beating her face recently but she does want a like a lil drinking drink. So I hear you and I raise you “Bad Books and a Drink” !
@SpiritBox01
Ай бұрын
The beginning of the synopsis is already crazy. Why is the robbing each other a way to find fun?! 😮
@virgo_sapphire8647
Ай бұрын
I'm only 9 minutes in, and I can already feel my insides disintegrate like Peter Parker in Infinity War from how much I'm cringing. Please, never stop creating content Kennie 🤣
@Eiji_Kirishima
Ай бұрын
As a deranged Wattpad asylum survior I'm not exactly bothered but I'm certainly not sane after this 🤞💀
@cookieboy-xu
Ай бұрын
I have been watching cindy and kennie for years and kennie giving a shoutout to cindy❤ chefs kiss to my heart
@stephlala094
Ай бұрын
Got me FCKED up 😭😭😭 I saw one of these titles when I was reading Wattpad and I damn near sobbed 😭
@Mel97Art
Ай бұрын
The title of this video made me shout "KENNIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jax6552
Ай бұрын
i saw the notification and literally clicked so fast bc wtf are we doing kendall???
@annafaulkner9879
Ай бұрын
This was the brain rot I needed. This is officially a public service, thank you.
@annafaulkner9879
Ай бұрын
I mean, how fast would KZitem get banned like they are trying to do tiktok if people started sending copies of these to Maralago ?
@jrhxa
Ай бұрын
Kennie is the only youtuber i’d watch read this kind of mess😭🤚🏽 edit: i’m 5 minutes in and idk if im gonna make it 😭😭
@devonmunn5728
Ай бұрын
Did you make it?
@j_dollaas
Ай бұрын
it’s your Trump impersonations sounding like Eric Cartman for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
@youfoundtorri
Ай бұрын
The way I nearly spit out my drink when I got the notification for this video, cuz what?? Lmao
@zawandip1617
Ай бұрын
The cartman voice is killing me 😂😂
@AMinnie
Ай бұрын
I’ll having nothing but your finest pardon?
@cromptondeira
Ай бұрын
KENNIE!! THE OBAMA VOICE LOL Why would anyone write this??? Too unserious 🤣🤣🤣
@rueoliver
Ай бұрын
My birthday is November 4th and with Election Day being the 5th my birthday is the worst every 4 years because of the fact that I’m a person who supports woman’s rights, is bisexual, and isn’t religious but was raised by parents who don’t support most of the woman’s rights bills, aren’t supportive of the LGBT+, and are pastors.
@hakanozaslan9571
Ай бұрын
ugh.... this is the worst kind of Lemon party I can imagine.....
@Thali5932
Ай бұрын
Clicked as soon as I saw the notif. Just what I needed for background noise
@elenaengongacolon9551
Ай бұрын
This is gonna be a wild one
@PeeyJeey
Ай бұрын
Ive been avoiding this video ALL DAY. I woke up this morning and saw it and immediately thought “Kennie please no. Why? Why?” But I’m here. To support. Against my will might I add.
@monimarie2564
Ай бұрын
The fact that a Trump ad came on in the middle of her reading is hilarious😂😂😂
@kandralega3021
Ай бұрын
Nothing better than hearing Kennie passionately talk about Trump x Biden FFs while donating Plasma and trying to keep a straight face (failing spectacularly)😂
@devonmunn5728
Ай бұрын
How about thoughts on a Trump X Joe Exotic fanfic?
@VictoriaRoyce
Ай бұрын
Kennie x Cindy is not the crossover I thought I would get in 2024, but here we are 😂
@izzyv4675
Ай бұрын
This... was an experience. Thank you for simultaneously ruining my day and somehow making it better.
@arklestudios
Ай бұрын
My phlebotomist had trouble getting the needle into my vein when I was at the blood bank today for a platelet donation, and that didn't hurt as much as knowing these exist.
@TheseOddTimes
Ай бұрын
why do these fanfics unironically feel like they were written by Quan Millz
@itsdrea2353
Ай бұрын
omg Omori in the wild???😭💕
@devonmunn5728
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 He would make it more out of pocket
@thefemalewolf
Ай бұрын
7:59 literally I was saying you sound just like Cartman doing a Trump impression 😂😂😂
@lexicon--526
Ай бұрын
5:03... that is how far I made it. See you in the next one 🏃🏽♀✌🏽
@peachymomo84
Ай бұрын
LOL!! 😂
@artsyrawaa1439
Ай бұрын
I’m stronger i made it until 5:08 💪🏽💪🏽step up ur game
@bittytrt
Ай бұрын
Same😭
@EnlightenedBeing33
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@casm_art
Ай бұрын
Of all the things not on my 2024 bingo card, I think this takes the cake. Bravo Kennie, bravo
@boomarcus22
Ай бұрын
...Im at work....why am I sitting here listening to you read this LMAO. what if someone walks in?! wtf lmso
@imauniryne6757
Ай бұрын
Sometimes I be bored and see if they have Wattpad stories about certain characters and people someone made sherk and Michael Jackson smut SpongeBob and squidward
@ebonyblack8109
Ай бұрын
And they always do🥲
@tabathaarria9558
Ай бұрын
"the top may now kiss the bottom" doesn't have the right to be that funny
@CutiepieCaramel
Ай бұрын
I'm so confused, but this is intriguing. An enemy to lovers fanfiction sounds hilarious when applied to political figures. Haha 😂, yaaaaasssss!!!
@kaylynnewilson2992
Ай бұрын
Lmao glad you said the Cartman thing before I did, all I could hear 💀💀💀
@emerycorner
Ай бұрын
when i saw the tweets that were biden x trump i died ALSO THE LITTLE ANIMATIONS OF KENDRICK X DRAKE IF THEY WERE IN AN ANIME IM DEAD
@ebonyblack8109
Ай бұрын
Nah, when I started seeing Kendrick x Drake on ao3 I knew ppl were not serious about life😭😭
@spicyfriedsquid6503
Ай бұрын
The amount of times I had to pause and collect myself mentally is concerning. I'm not the same person I was a few minutes ago
@mrsbluekiwi111
Ай бұрын
okay wait i’m 5 minutes in and kind of regretting this…. i don’t know what i expected but jesus that was… really something…
@su_zuki_2310
Ай бұрын
The title got me choking on my tea-
@peachy__pg
Ай бұрын
i need you to start a patreon for uncensored/cut versions of your videos immediately 😭 would love a part two for sure, even other ships lmao
@minaesilv
Ай бұрын
girl the blush and beat on this video omggggg yes
@tomatosoup1304
Ай бұрын
Kennie finding out about this from WithCindy feels like my worlds are colliding
@jellyfishjaneIII
Ай бұрын
I *NEED* a clip of just 0:12 Kennie screaming "IM A GODDDD" funniest shit Ive seen today, I rewinded to listen to it like 4 times
@PequenoGiant
Ай бұрын
KENNIE. Honey. I can only defend you for so much 😂💀 Edit: the way I am struggling to breathe throughout this video
@spicyszechuan8774
Ай бұрын
You can almost feel the three teenagers who are most certainly writing this together and adding onto each other in excrutiating detail
@MartinaGray2013
Ай бұрын
I’m at work trying not to scream laugh!! This is too much 😂😂😂
@drudrudru1933
Ай бұрын
Did I love this? Yes. Did I have to stop eating? Also yes.
@cassandraburns9073
Ай бұрын
God I don't know WHY I thought I could watch this at work, I'm wheezing at only six minutes in!!
@ocean0117
Ай бұрын
The makeup look AMAZING Kendall🥰
@Setsunako6587
Ай бұрын
APOTHECARY DIARIES! That's an anime I think you and your bf will love. I'm finally early enough where you might see this, but I've loved your work sacrifice for years! Also (so you KNOW I have good taste), that last album of yours still slaps, babes 😘
@Jay_56280
Ай бұрын
the way our country is so traumatized that we our writing fanfics is the most hilarious thing ever
@BLUE7404
Ай бұрын
your makeup is as flawless as ever. Really well done.
@niahodo8875
Ай бұрын
Seeing this video made me remember a screenshot of a Biden x Trump enemies to lovers fanfic and mark and do young from NCT 127 made an appearance
@clairdelune0430
Ай бұрын
The voice changes???? Kennie please I need to breathe
@DeeSunbae
Ай бұрын
I choked on my Lemonade clicking on this video omg
@janfromcorporate
Ай бұрын
Before we even start, I just know this ain't that type of fanfic. I know they not about to take it there... Update: the children were not okay in 2020. Brump and Triden are not words that should have been created
@foxyniyah2634
Ай бұрын
"You're 26" stares in 22 with bad spending habits 😅
@shraddhakishore9058
Ай бұрын
The makeup is such a slay I cant stop zoning out staring at your face
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