I thought the same. Why would you put "dog" in the brand name...
@XanderJM
4 ай бұрын
SAME
@heidinolen873
4 ай бұрын
Me too! And I had endless questions instantly 😂
@roxannepearls901
4 ай бұрын
That’s called your leg.
@andiward7068
4 ай бұрын
Tbf, "the rabbit" was a HUGE success.
@karenburrows9184
4 ай бұрын
That first girl can write! It reminded me of James Thurber's story "The Night the Bed Fell on Father". Thanks to both of you for making my weekend.
@what_equals_42
4 ай бұрын
That brand name is pretty disturbing. 😬
@seanryan3020
4 ай бұрын
Especially when you don't know that "Dog" is part of the company name, not part of the product description! 😬😬
@GregLemons
4 ай бұрын
@@seanryan3020What? That makes it better
@esmeraldagreengate4354
Ай бұрын
@@seanryan3020thank you for clearing that up!
@Sorchia56
4 ай бұрын
My tummy hurts from laughing so hard!! The husband reviews were hilarious but the long reviews had me in tears of laughter! I had to pause a few times to get control of myself 😂😂😂😂. I absolutely love you, you’re the friend we all need in our lives!
@hellosunshine2826
4 ай бұрын
The difference between these two reviews. First woman does not or hardly ever uses a vibrator at all. Second one admits to using a Hitachi, those things are ridiculously strong and definitely numbs you/desensitizes you over time.
@suecampbell4811
4 ай бұрын
I thought she meant to write Hibatchi and then I wondered why and how she was using a grill. Or is that her pet name for her....uh....grill?
@TheMissnola
4 ай бұрын
My thought was that if she uses a Hitachi her clitoral tissue is most likely deeper in her body and need more powerful stimulation as I do. I can't use a regular vibrator, it doesn't have enough power.
@GabrielHellborne
4 ай бұрын
That's because the Hitachi was ACTUALLY supposed to be a massager capable of distensioning your back! It's like using a fire hose on your hoohaa compared to a massage shower head.
@RebeccaGogovcev
4 ай бұрын
@suecampbell4811 it's a body massager that many women found useful.
@gordonlawrence1448
Ай бұрын
Not always. My x wife used ti use a Doxy I got for her which is about 1/3 more powerful and she used it so much it wore out in a few months. She was still very sensitive.
@joeclair4317
Ай бұрын
Your giggles..... are just the cutest thing ever!!!
@lanareed214
4 ай бұрын
Why did the title make me think it was to comfort small dogs in a thunderstorm😂😂😂. I love these videos❤
@three2267
29 күн бұрын
I guess I'm a complete square, I thought the same at first by the name. 🤔🙄 😂
@ColleenWest88
4 ай бұрын
I heard of that viral Amazon review a few years ago. So I bought it via the company’s website (because I couldn’t buy it on Amazon and ship it to Canada). I agree that when you start that it can take a bit of adjusting to get it aligned with the clit, but once that spot gets more engorged the suction power improves. I especially love using this in the shower since it is waterproof, and if you do squirt (which this device has made me do multiple times) then clean up is easy. The only downside of using this is the shower is the safety issue. This device has made my knees go weak multiple times while using it in the shower.
@werelemur1138
29 күн бұрын
Amazon could probably legally ship a shower chair to Canada.
@anoial5181
4 ай бұрын
I used to write absolute novels in my reviews when Amazon was just a bookstore but never realized that this would become such a popular - potentially viral- thing to do. I think amateur writers are doing this, hoping for that viral sensation of their review being passed around so they can feel validated & may even hope to get picked up from an independent publisher😂 I wish I could see how some of my early reviews are doing now: I am on my 2nd Amazon profile bc I lost myself & my passwords during my divorce back in 2003. This is a long way of saying Thanks for bringing attention to silly reviews like these. You have an amazing voice & it's perfectly sultry smoothness keeps me coming back to watch! Maybe you could have a side hustle of being a book narrator for Audiobooks! I would definitely pick any book you read out loud! ❤ Have an amazing weekend! 💕🤩
@refashionedhippie
4 ай бұрын
Thank you so much!
@mysticalbeeson
16 күн бұрын
@@refashionedhippieok what I would like 2 know is where you get ur bras at? I have twins kind of like urs and have a hard time finding quality cheaper lol 😆
@refashionedhippie
16 күн бұрын
@@mysticalbeeson soma!
@thewalkingjuju
Ай бұрын
Everyone's personal sensitivity is at least marginally unique. The huge contrast between the viral review and the negative one gives me the inclination to doubt them both. Hopefully you'll experience copious amounts of pleasure if you do decide to find out first hand. 🤞
@margaretcrabtree8695
4 ай бұрын
Can i just say i love your content and i send it in my group chat as morning news and coffee my family loves your stuff❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@refashionedhippie
4 ай бұрын
Oh wow! Thank you so much!
@user-hh8yt6jo2v
4 ай бұрын
That earthquakeing orgasm you read was frankly, awesome, and a galactic TURN ON !! MIND BLOWING & extremely entertaining and hilarious !! You are off the chain !!!
@trevorw3233
Ай бұрын
You are sooo cute! I was cracking up right along with you. You always put a smile on my face!
@valkyrie1066
4 ай бұрын
Bad name, good product? omg 🤣🤣 I LOVE THE REVIEWS!
@blufaerie
4 ай бұрын
I bought one just because of the reviews. It doesn’t disappoint!
@Ok_Loren
4 ай бұрын
Ok, I’ll admit I was looking 👀 for the link. I searched using the name in the video, but turned up… empty handed. Can you help a woman out?
@melissahoskins4875
4 ай бұрын
RIGHT???? Thats until you break the insertable end! lol
@Wayor28
4 күн бұрын
That you have a framed picture of Gillian Anderson flipping the bird explains why I was lead to your channel. LOVE your sense of humor!!
@refashionedhippie
4 күн бұрын
I love her
@Wayor28
4 күн бұрын
@@refashionedhippie Me too! Phenomenal actress! She can portray such serious roles, but love her personality of giving zero f*cks and being real and genuine. Kind of like you! You show a serious yet comical persona, then can jump out of it with giddy delight. I’m new to your channel and I’m so happy I found it! Thanks for the laughs. ❤️😂
@lillylineer178
4 ай бұрын
Brancing out from clothes? Kk, I'm here for it. Can't wait for the Balenciaga Bellyrings. Lol.
@RosssRoyce
Күн бұрын
You are so lovely and sensitive, in the irony areas and other sweet areas without postal code…
@josehermida7435
Ай бұрын
Thank you thank you thank you Thanks to your reading between your voice and the description I also came to forbidden pleasure 😮😊😅😂🎉🎉
@blazet9860
28 күн бұрын
She does have an eroticly sexy voice.
@kennywood6434
7 күн бұрын
Oh my... listening to you read...mmmmm. When she said "At least I think that's what happened. Because I'm pretty sure I blacked out", I was cracking up. Too funny.
@kmorris180
4 ай бұрын
From the one extremely positive review, I was thinking about sending one to my friend. She is coming out of a 35 year marriage wherein she never experienced le grand oui.
@hellomoron
3 ай бұрын
Feels like if she gets one and realizes what she's been missing, she might commit murder over missing out that long. Poor thing!
@kmorris180
3 ай бұрын
@hellomoron I told her that I pity the first man she is with. She's going to kill the bugger. So you're probably correct.
@ErickvdK
29 күн бұрын
I hope she finds a taco lover, they're out there. But a backup is always good to have!😊
@Ok_Loren
4 ай бұрын
Everybody’s so creative… when they leave such descriptive reviews on Amazon. Glad I was just reading the captions for this one. 😅
@user-hh8yt6jo2v
4 ай бұрын
Addendum...YOU ROCK THAT TANK TOP !!
@andybaldman
4 ай бұрын
Or any tank top.
@user-hh8yt6jo2v
3 ай бұрын
AGREED !!!
@mrgclough
4 ай бұрын
If you get one for someone, be prepared for some interesting sounds. After some reflection, I arrived at an appropriate description, a old term, catterwalling, which implies something akin to a fight amongst several wildcats. I've been to a bunch of rodeos and a goat roping, and I would challenge a PBR champ to stay on for eight seconds. Always wear protection. Hockey pads and mask would be about right.
@rebeccagrotta510
16 күн бұрын
Best review ever! Laughed so hard! The goat legs! 😂😂😂😂
@jaggerkate
4 ай бұрын
Dead. Headed to Amazon right now. 😆
@thomasrobson6370
2 ай бұрын
Funny that I should stumble upon this video today. I'm in the parking lot of my job and just open depth the package of my adult toy. I can't wait to get off work tonight and try it out for the first time, it will be pleasant to have toy doing all of the work my arm gets tired
@josephjohnson5757
Ай бұрын
That was so freaking funny, thank you for the laugh!!
@Gali80f
4 ай бұрын
What a lovely story! I'm so happy for her. I'm also not sure that I should buy one for my wife... got to think it over 😅😅😅
@AlexanderDunn-cj5me
4 ай бұрын
Thank God they are not abusing animals
@OldManMontgomery
Ай бұрын
The testimonial you read was quite enthusiastic in content. Being male I can only appreciate the appreciation of women. Good for you, ladies!
@aellalee4767
4 ай бұрын
I don't know why it's names this, but it genuinely is amazing. Although I like other suction toys (Satisfyer Pro) now because this one is mild, the Lelo ones are painfully powerful for me (I'm sure it's great for those who need a lot of stimulation).
@jimmystockton6404
Күн бұрын
My God I been hard as a rock listening to you read this i got to Go take care of some be back in 2 strokes and a shake off 😂😂😂
@daveogarf
4 ай бұрын
*I LOVE YOUR VOICE!*
@denelian116
4 ай бұрын
Sigh. Every time, every SINGLE TIME i find a toy I'm happy with, it's discontinued. And those things DO have a limited shelf life. Still angry over the latest. But you CAN get refunded, if there's an actual PROBLEM with them. Like, i got one where somehow a piece of plastic wasn't ever installed, and some wires were exposed - i was refunded AND sent a new one lol (and then it was discontinued, of course)
@Isabelle-ox7go
Ай бұрын
You are so adorable i love your laugh😂
@schmitzkatzewupper
2 ай бұрын
Ich habe die Überschrift , gelesen und dachte das wird bestimmt lustig ...5:32 😂😂😂😂😂 ich heule vor lachen . Eine sehr talentierte schreiberin ❤
@Buddybrindle
18 күн бұрын
Girl, you are the funniest person on KZitem ever!
@refashionedhippie
18 күн бұрын
Oh thank you! ☺️
@richardbell466
4 ай бұрын
Guys envy this. Ladies you have the best downstairs machinery ever!!!!!
@takemyjobpleeez
4 ай бұрын
No thanks. No envy here.
@luluadapa5222
4 ай бұрын
We know.... 😂
@garagespiders
Ай бұрын
Don't know how to send my field observations directly to you.
@Parallax982
22 күн бұрын
I love your channel. I wish it were G-rated so I could share it with my 9-year-old son. He would find it hysterical.
@bobsmith3790
Ай бұрын
That was really funny! I love your videos!
@refashionedhippie
Ай бұрын
Thank you! 😁
@suecampbell4811
4 ай бұрын
Lovense. That's all I'm saying. For both of us. The app enables one another to control it, like in public, which we have yet to try. We've had them for a couple of years. Inside works and no one stares at ya when you drop to your knees.
@refashionedhippie
4 ай бұрын
My favorite…
@stevej1154
4 ай бұрын
We need an update when yours arrives.
@KetsuekiRose
4 ай бұрын
I've heard that running a corded Magic Wand through a rheostat is all that and the bag of chips, but that's second hand. *shrug*
@hellomoron
3 ай бұрын
I feel like I need a diagram for whatever you just said, but I'll admit I'm curious!
@helidude3502
Ай бұрын
“It’s not cheating because it’s your dog” 🤪
@Sidneyprochazka
4 ай бұрын
I like the reviews for the haribo sugarfree gummies
@glhx2112
Ай бұрын
Yup. Review of this toy reminds me of the hilarious reviews of: Sugar Free Gummies, 55Gal Drum of Astroglide, and the 3 Wolf Moon T-shirt.
@charlescochranjr5049
10 күн бұрын
Hey, I thoroughly enjoyed your reading. Thanks paused to make comment.
@oniastarsky
4 ай бұрын
I may need to look this badboy up!
@MjrCoxwell
13 күн бұрын
The woman who posted a negative review- I can tell you EXACTLY what happened- she got the product, opened it, and having been pumped up by reading good reviews, thought it was ready to go (having some charge like all new electronic devices) and decided to use it RIGHT THEN, skipping the 2 hr charging time, thinking that its current performance would be fine but found it lacking, then threw it away before charging fully. How do I know this- I've ordered ear buds.
@natureselement7588
29 күн бұрын
I have seen this review you speak of. I never laughed so hard.
@Echo3_
26 күн бұрын
I like the reviewers but you reading them is pretty awesome 😍😍
@elischultes6587
4 ай бұрын
I’m in a FB widowed support group. We had I think 5K in the group at the time. We had 500 comments so fast when someone found this. Within 2 weeks there was another posting. 700 comments on that post. Then Amazon had a 6 week back order (didn’t end up being that long). I ended up buying a wand for myself. First one was ok for durability second one not so much.
@Aloha_XERO
29 күн бұрын
7:50 _I WAS NOT_ *READY* 😂 as I heard _”Fainting Goats”_ I can assure you, *Be Prepared* by staying calm and *DON’T Freak Out* when you hear the noise / scream (or both) for the very first time accompanying this visual. **TIP** plan accordingly, If you live in a condo or apartment complex, it’s a good idea to establish a good relationship with your neighbors. Your partner might not be prepared to experience for the first time of the very disturbing loud sounds as you _may_ appear deceptively coherent and semi-conscience. Panic might ensure quickly when deeply concerned neighbors are at your front door with the building/complex property manager is escorting an entourage of security staff + several of the quickest responding police officers executing a very reasonable very justified *“Welfare Check”* on you because you live alone. So try to be available because you presence is required and don’t forget your NON-EXPIRED ID when answering your front door. _Consider Yourself Heavily Informed_
@over-educated-sp
27 күн бұрын
That should have given her a “corporate sponsorship.”
@teamtrust4394
25 күн бұрын
… I got tears in my eyes because of laughing 😂😂😂😂… greetings from Germany
@Cerberus_1975
27 күн бұрын
Your laugh is amazing and you are stunningly beautiful. Had to say it.
@dfurey9446
4 ай бұрын
You should do a review of one of the bad dragon toys
@batmanwayne6470
4 ай бұрын
We are all of us unique. The best treasures are those that keep us invested to find just the right notes. Variations on the mix. Subtext and overlays. Destination undetermined yet inevitable.
@ceIIardoor
10 сағат бұрын
I saw the first review for the suction vibe before I knew it was a viral thing. It made me want the toy SO BAD, but I'm too afraid that it would take away from me enjoying a man...down there. IFKWIM
@timlad5
4 ай бұрын
In two days if you don't post a video we'll know you got a dog massager.
@Krullmatic
26 күн бұрын
Love your laugh!
@debbyengland7512
12 күн бұрын
That was truely fantastic
@tenbear5
4 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing 👋
@lennyj3300
4 ай бұрын
"Like those goats that faint when scared" 😂😂😂😂😂
@enigmapoj
29 күн бұрын
That review came out many years ago and I had to try it. It feels really good at first but learned that there can be too much of a good thing in adult toys. I am super sensitive there and it became just too much. If the intensity could be turned down like my LELO Tiani (I much prefer) it would be better. I still love my old trusty original Hitachi that has never let me down.
@markschumacher7408
4 ай бұрын
That comes highly recommended!
@clanogden
14 күн бұрын
This is amazing.
@Donttrustthatburger5144
4 ай бұрын
Honestly this is just making me worry about the power of adult toys for newbies. Apparently I need to work my way up.
@Elizabeth22517
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Love these reviews!
@mimi-yt7gq
4 ай бұрын
Ordering now!!!
@Graytail
Ай бұрын
Sounds like that second reviewer was too... generously sized, for this toy...
@positivelysimful1283
2 ай бұрын
When you said you wanted to start with the three short ones I thought you meant the vibrator came in different lengths lol.
@ieshadover
Ай бұрын
I got one because i was referred to the higher end priced version. I didnt want to pay that much so i found and got Tracy dog. It the best boyfiend i ever had.
@pixelgirl843
4 ай бұрын
I now need this.
@CaptainPlainJaneway
4 ай бұрын
The....WHAT??!
@melissahoskins4875
4 ай бұрын
Ummm, I have one of those. A different brand name, but the exact same , ummm...instrument. Pretty much, almost every word of the 1st reviewer is TRUE! You have to keep the settings on SUPER low to stave off the orgasm, otherwise yep, it will having you gushing within 60 seconds! Other than her hilarious painting of the picture, what she said about the toy and how it made feel is the truth...try it, you won't be sorry. And @refashioned hippie, yes you absolutely CAN return them! They obviously don't resell them, but any reputable merchant will allow for returns if it is defective, or you aren't satisfied within a certain time frame. You'll be satisfied within 60-120 seconds of, ummmmm, using it? 😁
@refashionedhippie
4 ай бұрын
This is good info to have…
@RONNIEJNZN
4 ай бұрын
Did you get the same day shipping ?
@AdrianColley
4 ай бұрын
Whoever paid for that review got their money's worth.
@UnChannelDuVulpineX
4 ай бұрын
Don't bully anybody. However, it is a bit rich when the rich wear clothes with similar slogans. People at the Met Gala (thousands of dollars per plate) did that one year.
@franktuckwell196
4 ай бұрын
Sounds like a winner.
@user-qd6nn6sj5v
Ай бұрын
It is 2:47 in the morning , I'm watching this I'm wondering should I get my girlfriend on physical training regimen in order to get ready to use one of these? laughing hysterically while listening to this
@susanegley4149
Ай бұрын
It's an excellent product.
@csouverein
4 ай бұрын
Wow! From making fun of stupid people's fashion to this🤩 You keep surprising me😂 🥰🇳🇱
@SkitSkat674
27 күн бұрын
I shouldn't have watched this before going to sleep. I dreamt about it.😅
@andresilvasophisma
22 күн бұрын
Someone should make one called Fainting Goat.
@lmamakos
23 күн бұрын
You should look at the 1-star reviews for "Haribo Goldbears Gummi Candy, 5 Pound Bag" - maybe start with the one titled "Hell Holds No Surprises For Me Anymore..." and then move on to "See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears"
@bethpemberton7980
15 күн бұрын
When I need a laugh I read "Hell has no surprises...". Gawd, I laugh/cry every time.
@aiyayayy
10 күн бұрын
thats also an elephant hearing aid, Im just mad they beat me to creating it😂😂😂
@bcpr9812
3 ай бұрын
Walk around for a few minutes to warm up those muscles first, and _then_ stretch.
@refashionedhippie
3 ай бұрын
Sound advice
@devonvergiels5185
4 ай бұрын
Desperately hoping this woman's kids don't know she posted this. ( the first one) Could really change the Mom image forever.
@michelleelle4622
4 ай бұрын
When I upload feet pictures or amateur porn, I never use my real name. 🤣 She probably did a name change. 😊😂
@imacmill
Ай бұрын
Penthouse Forum-level writing. Good fun.
@michaellumovich8325
4 ай бұрын
So now we know what the Penthouse after dark writers doing.
@rogersawyers4329
26 күн бұрын
Damn then things giggle like crazy when you adjust in your seat
@patrickfreeman8257
4 ай бұрын
If you do decide to order and try Tracy's Dog, you have to give us your review
@dazzlingdexter5060
Ай бұрын
This woman review is so good though.
@firstnamelastname8060
4 ай бұрын
There's no such thing as a 500 meter dash on this planet. Oh, right. She wasn't on this planet.
@thydemonsbescribblin1625
23 күн бұрын
Is this where the 'Rise of the Machines' era begins?
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