**Ashens looks towards the general direction of Dan** **Dan starts throwing up**
@gorebrush
9 жыл бұрын
D- *gagging* S- "So you like it, then?" D- *gagging* It's channels like this that make me glad to be alive. Many thanks.
@brandonmartin-moore5302
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a porno.
@Marscow
9 жыл бұрын
So what DOES Dan eat? It seems everything processed makes him gag violently. I picture him as a gnome who lives in a magical garden and lives only on fresh strawberries and love.
@zombiehalo9588
2 жыл бұрын
He's vegan now
@mattymerr701
2 жыл бұрын
@@zombiehalo9588 so not much then?
@zombiehalo9588
2 жыл бұрын
@@mattymerr701 pretty much
@peterclarke7240
Жыл бұрын
I like to believe he just said that so Ashens wouldn't put any more suspicious food items in front of him. 😂
@zombiehalo9588
Жыл бұрын
@@peterclarke7240 maybe
@DellVanity
8 жыл бұрын
My dog farted at the exact moment the omelette hit the plate and I thought I was going to be crazy for a second.
@andrewhanson1180
5 жыл бұрын
Most underated comment on this video.
@wasswhamah7311
3 жыл бұрын
L O L
@scorpionqueen11
3 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing at this comment for five minutes, omfg.
@BobofWOGGLE
9 жыл бұрын
"Don't eat it, Stuart, you're gonna get sick" Dan, do you not understand the purpose of this channel?
@felixbuzz
9 жыл бұрын
+Bob Woggle Retro tat and pop stations?
@aaronfaulkes
9 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up
@bitchy-cryptid
8 жыл бұрын
+Bob Woggle Dan said that just as I read your comment haha
@YuraChan88
8 жыл бұрын
plus this wasn't the worst egg he's ever had. If you seen the 1000 year egg
@inquisitivebeyblade8598
7 жыл бұрын
Spazzoid 100 year egg I believe.
@TheBrianJ
9 жыл бұрын
People rag on Dan for dry heaving all the time, but let's be honest, Stuart doesn't bring him in for anything GOOD tasting.
@watchspotting
4 жыл бұрын
But when does Stuart eat good things?
@sophiavechnyak6763
4 жыл бұрын
@@watchspotting those international snacks are usually okay
@looksirdroids9134
4 жыл бұрын
That's true but Dan is also a wuss.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi
3 жыл бұрын
@@looksirdroids9134 Can you blame him though, for all the shit that Ashens made him eat?
@FfarquharEngine
8 жыл бұрын
Maybe Ashens has several brown couches in his garage and he has to swap them every time he does a food special.
@JackAldred
8 жыл бұрын
I heard he's a brown sofa dealer, but keep it on the low low...
@FfarquharEngine
8 жыл бұрын
will do
@Minibac
8 жыл бұрын
*puts on tin foil hat*
@nicholsjoshua15
8 жыл бұрын
The sofa was white when it was new.
@spoodermilk7692
8 жыл бұрын
+Joshua lol
@scully1622
8 жыл бұрын
military rAshens
@Big_Loo
6 жыл бұрын
Ignite Light 🤣
@Kingsland1988
5 жыл бұрын
God, that's good.
@devanshvatsal4128
4 жыл бұрын
Man I hate and love this one. Good job dude
@koenvandamme6901
8 жыл бұрын
Dan suffering in the background always cracks me up. The sound he produces is not unlike the one made by people who are about to die.
@Ben-hv8xi
8 жыл бұрын
if you go to 4:44 he Ashens tells him to fake a reaction
@Ben-hv8xi
8 жыл бұрын
Fuck off, no one asked for your opinion. I was just pointing somthing out.
@Ben-hv8xi
8 жыл бұрын
+Julia Zawadzka your just discusting
@---Blue
7 жыл бұрын
Deez Nutz You're just illiterate.
@qwertykeyboard5901
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-hv8xi youtube comments bring the worst out of people
@MiaowGaiGar
8 жыл бұрын
Wow, that Hormel meal doesn't fuck around. It just comes right out and says there's 160% of your daily cholesterol intake, right there, in that box. No allusions to multiple servings and pretending it's your fault if you ate the relatively small thing in its entirety, just "This is an unending storm of cholesterol. Get ready." Should have a list of fuckin' cardiologists printed on there.
@ppman123123
8 жыл бұрын
eggs are naturally high in cholesterol. 2 eggs are easily above the daily recommended amount of cholesterol.
@MiaowGaiGar
8 жыл бұрын
Well again, a lot of products bullshit you about serving sizes and such to make the numbers on the box less horrifying, so it's unusual to see something just say to hell with it.
@Calvin_Coolage
8 жыл бұрын
Christ alive, you could eat one of those in the morning, and be full for the whole day.
@woop6727
8 жыл бұрын
the worst part is, they recommend you to "start the day!" and tell you that it's satisfying and you should take it everyday. they're straight up trying to give heart attacks to people who don't read the box.
@MiaowGaiGar
8 жыл бұрын
Okay, now we're gettin' a little crazy.
@gmann215
8 жыл бұрын
"Try it! You'll like it!" sounds like something your parents would say to get you to eat something that you probably wouldn't like.
@wolfyboy
8 жыл бұрын
+gmann215 something they they know you MOST CERTAINLY won't like! XD lol
@Nails_By_Kimberlee
4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that the major line in Life cereal commercials back in the 80's?
@djsavix7019
4 жыл бұрын
Those hormel breakfast bowls are actualy tasty despite the gross look
@buckfusters
8 жыл бұрын
Dan could have his own channel, where he just dry heaves at stuff.
@minefilms1122
8 жыл бұрын
*sees air* *gags*
@rightfulfuture4
8 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@memeboi3049
8 жыл бұрын
*embraces the miracles of life* *gags*
@vissova
8 жыл бұрын
*Inhales oxygen* *gags and vomits*
@FYIitsnotme
8 жыл бұрын
kinky
@MikeJeavons
9 жыл бұрын
You're welcome!
@daogenify
9 жыл бұрын
Hi Mike!
@queenoftheworld_
9 жыл бұрын
Mike! On an Ashens video! *fangirl explosion*
@THE.RED.BEA3T
9 жыл бұрын
I see your looking for inspiration on a ASHENS video.
@AmishParadise27
9 жыл бұрын
No I'm not, I'm Tyler.
@shakyoregon2962
9 жыл бұрын
Just another cheap ashens knockoff only steadily growing bald.
@NeoDragoN7676
8 жыл бұрын
Why does a pre-cooked omelette take 8 minutes to cook which is longer than actually cooking a real omelette.....
@Trivialise
8 жыл бұрын
Because it's pre cooked.
@delamovies
8 жыл бұрын
+Trivialise that makes no sense
@dragonbutt
8 жыл бұрын
You're having to reheat it slowly because you dont want to actually cook it any more.
@dragonbutt
8 жыл бұрын
Actually, whenever i make a french rolled omlette i do it over low heat for like, ten minutes. You can always like, fry an omlette in less than 3 minutes or something but there are variations that take longer.
@kashinimeyo
8 жыл бұрын
I assume it's from frozen on low
@bumblebee__
8 жыл бұрын
The omelette looks like a cross between a banana laffy taffy and a U.S. Military food ration
@wolfyboy
8 жыл бұрын
WHO TOLD YOU??!! THAT IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!! (shakes you like a british nanny)
@Waskomsause
8 жыл бұрын
Just never eat the rations that are omelette meals... Thats what they tell ya... And that LOOKS just like one someone slapped into a box.
@lucasbaxter2357
8 жыл бұрын
Well omelettes aren't supplied in the U.S MREs, and they are actually quite nice.
@Hagrid216
8 жыл бұрын
+Lucas Baxter try british rations. you will knoe true pain after tex mex pasta
@bumblebee__
8 жыл бұрын
+Matt Collyer Oh god I've heard the horror stories about those
@Larry
9 жыл бұрын
Not trying the wacky Easter eggs out in the UK this year? Like Marmite flavoured chocolate Easter eggs? I am disappoint.
@CrazyBlonde13
9 жыл бұрын
D8 The horror...
@earo4040
9 жыл бұрын
Larry, I got an Oreo Easter egg. From Asda, I think
@DVGTS1
9 жыл бұрын
Marmite flavoured chocolate? dafuq is wrong with your country's food?
@ButtonMasherReal
9 жыл бұрын
Syn ergy Nothin', it's just that the majority of this country likes Marmite and chocolate so why not both? Love it or hate it though.
@DVGTS1
9 жыл бұрын
ButtonMasher Because they don't mix. Just like mint and fish. Or peas on pizza. It's dreadful.
@Optimalillusion
8 жыл бұрын
I don't know what was funnier, the violated egg slab plopping out of the pouch, or the standard Dan reaction.
@krs_lp7188
8 жыл бұрын
Why do Ashens' food videos always make me hungry? This worries me greatly.
@JulianBo188
8 жыл бұрын
same
@TheGamingTraktor
8 жыл бұрын
cuz it actually looks kinda yummy
@brb224
8 жыл бұрын
hey if you want to eat this food i dont think he would be aposed to giving you the rest?
@TheGamingTraktor
8 жыл бұрын
+brb224 Can I message him?
@brb224
8 жыл бұрын
have fun
@TheJWHBShow
9 жыл бұрын
Best line is the very first omelette where Ashens gives Dan the bit and just as he's dying "so you liked it then?"
@Aetharn
5 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic dude
@jobuuumajors3542
8 жыл бұрын
"Don't eat it Stuart. You're gonna get sick" Clearly Dan is new to this channel.
@smittenthekitteninmittens2679
7 жыл бұрын
sorry to say this dude but the hammers are gonna get relegated.... again
@Elder74
5 жыл бұрын
COYI
@PresidentSquigglyMiggly
5 жыл бұрын
Coyi!!
@coyotelong4349
5 жыл бұрын
SmittenTheKitteninMittens Hammers are still in the Prem 2 years later 😂
@Mojobojo
9 жыл бұрын
Sulphite is bold because its an allergy from some people. Same reason Whole Egg is bold too. Although I would find it shocking if someone bought an omelet and didn't expect egg to be in it.
@Offensive_Username
9 жыл бұрын
A grocery shop here sells milk cartons with the note "contains milk". This is just a precaution in case someone with an allergy would sue them.
@gimpedninja8448
9 жыл бұрын
It's the same people who sue because they didn't know coffee they dumped in their crotch was hot
@IamLiterallyRetarded
9 жыл бұрын
Big Bob's Beepers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LOL L
@lunavixen015
9 жыл бұрын
Mojobojo Peanut butter also warns "contains nuts". It's mostly to protect against litigation, some people are also just really fucking stupid.
@sperrin
9 жыл бұрын
lunavixen015 it's actually because peanuts or not nuts. They are legumes and are from the same family as peas. But they have to have the "may contain nuts" warning as they are processed in the same factory as nuts despite the fact they are not nuts.
@FactionParadox2090
8 жыл бұрын
Dan: *opens the window and breathes* OH MY GOD *vomits and gags*
@Create_o_raptor
7 жыл бұрын
SinGenesis because you fart right in his face??
@spook9155
5 жыл бұрын
Vile creature
@YF501
8 жыл бұрын
an excellent source of protein *chef excellence theme plays*
@jelleypeanuts7866
8 жыл бұрын
EGGcellent
@dragonbutt
8 жыл бұрын
Tfw chef excellence uses a yellow background
@Bassixdrumnbass
8 жыл бұрын
'An Eggcellent Product.'
@CosmicKangaroo
9 жыл бұрын
Ashens and Dan at a Restaurant Ashens: Hey Dan Dan: Yes Stuart Ashens: Want to try this steak dinner with onions? Dan: *Retches and Vomits all over the restaurant table*
@anormalchannel300
9 жыл бұрын
Omfg too perfect xD
@ducis3446
9 жыл бұрын
Someone give this man a medal.
@umbaupause
9 жыл бұрын
To be honest... just what DOES Dan eat?! By now I worry he begins to choke when he senses anything that isn't water or air...
@GoEatATowel
9 жыл бұрын
CosmicKoala Ashens: Hey Dan what's the tim- Dan: *Retches and projectile vomits all over the floor*
@Designathan
9 жыл бұрын
Ashens: Hey Dan I need help cleaning up your puke. Dan: *Retches and Vomits all over the floor*
@ProtoMario
9 жыл бұрын
Of all the Army MRE's I had, I always, always refused the Omlet one. I'd rather go hungry.
@Souls4Roca
9 жыл бұрын
i refused them all and i was the damn cook..... on the bright side the beagle liked the stew
@TimTomJimJom
9 жыл бұрын
Ayoooo proto! Surprised seeing you here!
@lunabolt
9 жыл бұрын
ProtoMario my mother brought home MRE's one day...they were amazing but, im not hard to please when it comes to food.
@Souls4Roca
9 жыл бұрын
Nathan Clark some are good, most, especially in the army are the cheapest in the barrel
@lunabolt
9 жыл бұрын
she brought them home occasionally (she was in the military so she got them for free)...i would eat again (7.5 / 10)
@hotelmario510
Жыл бұрын
Stuart: ooh that does smell a bit bad Dan: *ACK HOORRRK URRGGHHKKK*
@counternub40
9 жыл бұрын
One of my friends had that omelette thing on the Silver DofE expedition, long story short, we buried it.
@54321blader
9 жыл бұрын
The awful meal, or the friend?
@54321blader
9 жыл бұрын
***** Bury the evidence at least 100 yards away from any water source, otherwise it can contaminate it. Remember kids, when you bury people, don't put them near water!
@isaiahdaniels5643
9 жыл бұрын
54321blader The more you know ~~~*
@MetalHermit83
9 жыл бұрын
54321blader some people would recommend 200-300 yards,
@michaelparker2449
9 жыл бұрын
It looks like the sort of food that if the Skynet robots dig it up in 1000 years to feed to the Zombies it'll probably look and taste the same.
@GraemePryce1978
9 жыл бұрын
'Sulphite' is in bold because it is an allergy ingredient. If you look at the ingredients on things, usually anything like nuts, milk, salt, gluten etc will be in bold for that reason.
@rockyryan2805
9 жыл бұрын
+Graeme Pryce thanks for pointing that out, I was a bit confused by the way they had bolded that
@charlie_mario6292
5 жыл бұрын
You can’t be allergic to salt you need sodium to survive
@FlatBroke612
5 жыл бұрын
WalnutTime DONT TELL ME WHAT IM ALLERGIC TOO!!!! PATRIARCHY!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
@velazquezarmouries
5 жыл бұрын
Also metasulphide stops the spread of bacteria it is used for normalizing wine
@UberMan5000
8 жыл бұрын
Hormel, the company that made those pre-packaged bacon and eggs, is also the company that manufactures Spam. Explains a lot, I feel.
@ChrisPBacon-rs9iv
8 жыл бұрын
dam man i want some spam now
@Razzlewolfflight
9 жыл бұрын
One food you should only *ever* eat fresh, is *eggs.*
@DarkdustDragon
9 жыл бұрын
Razzlewolfflight Also, milk and cream, both of which are sometimes found in omelettes.
@kastroverde95
9 жыл бұрын
The spanish omelette consists on a potato and egg basis, and is often sold pre-cooked (obviously not a great choice). Im pretty sure it can last a couple weeks if well conserved
@DarkdustDragon
9 жыл бұрын
Jaime Rodriguez Anything with an egg base still needs to be kept cold, either in a fridge or freezer. I feel that condition may not have been met.
@jackoghost
9 жыл бұрын
Razzlewolfflight sushi is quite high on that list too
@samward3895
9 жыл бұрын
DarkdustDragon There are different preservation conditions towards eggs depending where in the world you live. In America, keeping eggs chilled is 100% necessary however in the United Kingdom, eggs are preserved fine in room temperature.
@MrCarlsenth
9 жыл бұрын
Ashens: Look, its food Dan: *pukes* What the shit does the guy eat, that does not make him puke?
@Ashurman666
9 жыл бұрын
Once you eat a century egg nothing ever phases you again
@Beowulf31486
9 жыл бұрын
***** Had one, it was edible....but I certainly would not go out of my way to eat another. Smoked eggs is something else I don't care for, but I would certainly go for them before eating another century egg.
@hashtonii
9 жыл бұрын
Human flesh
@consolios
9 жыл бұрын
Grain.
@joshhooke8834
8 жыл бұрын
Dan is the kind of guy to gag at air
@asbestosfibers1325
4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Jack_Shelby vile and painful are 2 completely different things.....
@Dogy0909
4 жыл бұрын
Drowns In Kool Aid I’m assuming you’re a man? Y’all so weird, who cares what people get sick at fr, we get it you’re manly and don’t do womanly things like gagging 😆
@papayer
4 жыл бұрын
@@Dogy0909 ... what the fuck are you talking about?
@markmcpheters
2 жыл бұрын
except hormel eggs and potatoes
@VermilionRua
9 жыл бұрын
Hormel Compleats are usually alright, but prepackaged egg meal... things... are flavorless trash always from my experience.
@Xaplelul
9 жыл бұрын
"Hormel Compleats are usually alright"... Ugh the poor are so disgusting.
@Exarian
9 жыл бұрын
That Blind Guy eh, it's what I call a functional meal. If I'm low on time and have nothing better to fix it's not really bad. Just completely forgettable, but I mean fuck, who actually has good food for every meal of the day unless they're rich?
@VermilionRua
9 жыл бұрын
Exarian My thoughts exactly. I can enjoy (or loathe) a $30 steak as much as I can enjoy a $2 pre-made meal. Price tag is meaningless to me. If it tastes good or is at least inoffensive, I'll eat it.
@alechuntsman9524
9 жыл бұрын
That Blind Guy Hormel also has god like pre-packaged peperoni
@VermilionRua
9 жыл бұрын
BUDDER SAUCE They're pretty good all around, imo. On the subject of the Compleats, their chicken and rice (last time I had it anyway) is fucking delicious.
@coffeevie
9 жыл бұрын
"can be consumed cold if desired" is probably the most depressing thing I've seen from any Ashens video
@benhaggerty8707
8 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck does it look like a massive piece of ravioli
@redtiny802
8 жыл бұрын
An actual mini-roll mutant ravioli from the planet pasta
@scully1622
8 жыл бұрын
redtiny802 all hail the flying spaghetti monster
@KhanggiTanka
7 жыл бұрын
hahahaha what kind of hellish ravioli looks like that?
@ashguy6
7 жыл бұрын
If you find dead loli in your omelet then you have might have more of a problem then rancid egg.
@FireCalvinMaster
9 жыл бұрын
An EGGselent video.
@ThePhotory
9 жыл бұрын
maxima nig thats a bit eggcessive
@jeremyallen5632
9 жыл бұрын
Braingears excellent*
@EvanescentGames
9 жыл бұрын
Braingears The second meal is an eggcelent source of protein
@GeronKizan
9 жыл бұрын
Braingears Why are we egging them on?
@mcFreaki
9 жыл бұрын
because it's eggsactly what the world needs at this point
@cloudsofuncertainty
9 жыл бұрын
I love how Dan sees the Hormel one and laughs in insanity.
@Acebender
8 жыл бұрын
As a Spaniard, I'll say that's an insult to the glorious Spanish Omelette. I've never seen something looking less like a spanish omelette.
@LlamaFluff
8 жыл бұрын
I know right, omelette are yellow with browny patches and stuff, and have the nice potato chunks. This looks like a haribo sweet
How lazy do you have to be to buy this? Omelette has got to be one of the easiest, quickest things to cook next to toast.
@stephenhelyer
8 жыл бұрын
It's a Spanish Omelette. Learn the difference
@anelperezic2383
8 жыл бұрын
+El Stevo add some potatoes takes 5 mins if you go supersonic
@louiswhellans6545
8 жыл бұрын
a bread sandwich
@Levi_Skardsen
8 жыл бұрын
El Stevo Did I do or say anything to indicate I don't know the difference?
@mrbear8977
8 жыл бұрын
I don't know how to make an omelette :(
@ferociousgumby
4 жыл бұрын
Any egg dish that "requires no refrigeration" makes a shiver run through me.
@UnknownName5050
10 ай бұрын
Eggs in UK aren’t refrigerated.
@sarmin8008
8 жыл бұрын
"That absolutely reeks of my god" I guess God really is dead after all.
@anthonyinteresting4736
5 жыл бұрын
.... and no one cares... if there is a hell... I'll see you there 🤘🤘🤘
@anthonyinteresting4736
5 жыл бұрын
Also we're the ones who killed him. Look how edgy I am... quoting Nietzche and Nine Inch Nails n shit... 🤣🤣🤣
@Viridi_cen_Faba
5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Interesting tf dude
@gold_lightning
9 жыл бұрын
If there was an April Fools joke saying you died of food poisoning, I would've believed it.
@GorlGangCommentsPondue
3 ай бұрын
i miss the food specials so i have to rewatch them in 2024
@samholdsworth420
11 күн бұрын
Gang gang! Stuart is making a new movie...so He's been absent from KZitem 😢
@soullessSiIence
5 жыл бұрын
I've been watching these videos for like 7 years now. I feel like it's an essencial part of my lonely life.
@hexyko4850
5 жыл бұрын
Same but I started watching not long ago after years of avoiding KZitem channels. Ashens is like a friend.
@compactc9
8 жыл бұрын
I loved the ominous 'PLOP' the omelet made as it hit the plate!
@JustSomeLeagueClips
9 жыл бұрын
Okay guys. Pause the video and go to 9:59. Then use your arrowkeys to watch that potato slide down. Yummy.
@MrVirobot
8 жыл бұрын
Says Hormel breakfast thing is from America. Cholesterol is 160% of daily recommended value. Confirmed from America.
@samljer
8 жыл бұрын
+MrVirobot that, and the quality of the ingredients is trash. Do you see the damn potato. erg
@katuroo
8 жыл бұрын
+MrVirobot had to look that up because I don't believe anybody - you're correct!
@nobel11
8 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can confirm these are from America, and that they taste of salty bile.
@patrickharris8180
8 жыл бұрын
What nationality are you?
@patrickharris8180
8 жыл бұрын
What nationality are you samljer?
@thekillerdynamo
Жыл бұрын
I am glad you did not say “This is Sparta egg”, Stuart
@samholdsworth420
11 күн бұрын
4:22 you sure about that?
@markiangooley
8 жыл бұрын
Some people are sensitive to sulphites/sulfites and so it's bolded as a very very slight warning. Most wine is treated with them and those people can't safely drink it. That treatment has been done for centuries, long before people knew much about the chemistry.
@yaawg
9 жыл бұрын
Pls make a series named "Ashens' rations"
@kirkymc8558
9 жыл бұрын
Or "Rashens"
@pacman22XD
9 жыл бұрын
***** Good one!
@caseygtr
9 жыл бұрын
***** An Excellent Series Title.
@kirkymc8558
9 жыл бұрын
Poonbane Thank You :)
@bubbleman2002
9 жыл бұрын
+bink Rashens.
@pashow6486
9 жыл бұрын
If you don't like Dan direct your mouse over to the top right corner and close the window
@DarkWolf00100
9 жыл бұрын
But... But... I'm on a mac. (I would never use a mac as I hate them but you get the joke)
@ekmad
9 жыл бұрын
But Ashens....
@Mudux
9 жыл бұрын
Pashow but... but... what about my other tabs?
@Adahop
9 жыл бұрын
_DarkWolf_ I was going to say that, but for real! (I'm only on it because II'm at work. I hate these things.)
@BenjaminGoose
9 жыл бұрын
But... buuut... what will I have to complain about?
@netskaiper2
8 жыл бұрын
*Dan gags viciously* Ashens: So you like it then?
@kahjunn9427
5 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Attempting to assassinate Dan with eggs
@JeanMarceaux
4 жыл бұрын
Eggsassinate, date I say
@peterclarke7240
3 жыл бұрын
An eggstermination, if you will.
@mauriceschmidt24
8 жыл бұрын
7:20 This Egg looks like Satan puked after partying too much.
@mileyrocks852
9 жыл бұрын
"The audience wants you to" I literally always love Dan's reactions XD
@MrGlenbw
7 жыл бұрын
7:25 - It looks like as if some prankster decides to put baby poop inside the package as an April Fool's joke.
@ericf112
Жыл бұрын
Dan won't survive the apocalypse. I give him 10 hours max
@rucu8311
Жыл бұрын
2.....
@favoritemustard3542
Жыл бұрын
@@rucu8311....minutes.
@samholdsworth420
11 күн бұрын
I would protect him
@alexpinkstone5639
4 жыл бұрын
9:03 - "Bad Spud." *Instant Bob The Builder flashbacks*
@mang232
9 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone hate the other people that sometimes are in ashens videos?
@Polibmi
9 жыл бұрын
Barry is amazing!
@SexualizingTheHolocaust
9 жыл бұрын
Petr Říha Barry?
@CosylandWhispers
9 жыл бұрын
Petr Říha Yeah, Barry and Dan are both really funny
@KernelLeak
9 жыл бұрын
LOVEWhispersUK So are Ashens and Damien Slash... (aka the "Ideas Men")
@CosylandWhispers
9 жыл бұрын
Leak Yeah, Ideas men is hilarious!!! They have really good comedic chemistry :)
@rarelycomments
9 жыл бұрын
From Wikipedia: When mixed with water, sodium metabisulfite releases sulfur dioxide (SO2), a pungent, unpleasant smelling gas that can also cause breathing difficulties in some people. :D
@tujiongyhrd
9 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing :) I was going to google that.
@CertiBen
7 жыл бұрын
Ashens: "Try Some" Dan: "Do I have to?" Ashens: "Yes, yes you do" A great friendship has been ruined
@independentpuppy7520
8 жыл бұрын
Dan makes me laugh when I hear him laughing.
@Nettacki
8 жыл бұрын
6:54 holy crap look at that cholesterol level.
@ethanfleming7821
8 жыл бұрын
XD 160% of your daily cholesterol intake
@Trivialise
8 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck. That thing will stop your heart in an instant.
@thekungachunga4578
8 жыл бұрын
+Trivialise Unless of course you live in America, then this is just an afternoon snack comparatively.
@thekungachunga4578
8 жыл бұрын
Win_M27 Umm... Why exactly?
@Trivialise
8 жыл бұрын
ThatEmoGamer Because he's an obnoxious, edgy internet kid.
@HashiNuke
Жыл бұрын
Dan: *dies from gagging* Stuart: So you liked it then?
@youtubeaccount2146
7 жыл бұрын
*audible choking, gagging* "So you liked it, then?"
@Vollification
4 жыл бұрын
1:08 A spanish omelet is supposed to be round because you make it in a fucking frying pan! That is square! Why? 6:09 Yeah, if they say that... 9:45 That's basically what all these microwaved singleportion stuff is. "Bachelor chow", they don't exist because of laziness or convinience, they exist because of incompetence.
@francesknop7856
7 жыл бұрын
The omelette looks like something the sims would eat
@dickbutthebuttdick9876
9 жыл бұрын
I remember the great egg war in vieggnam
@neptunenx01
4 жыл бұрын
Dan needs an award for his over acting with the omlette 👍
@Goodish_night
8 жыл бұрын
"Salty Nothingness" is the name of my new theoretical indy band
@neroneroren6788
9 жыл бұрын
Have you voted Ashens for Smash yet?
@jade34503
9 жыл бұрын
Vero NeroreN What is Smash?
@somegreenguy
9 жыл бұрын
Vero NeroreN He would use tat to attack
@georgebamber6871
9 жыл бұрын
*sign* smash is a thing from the 70 s that is a weird thing you mix with water and makes a thing like mash
@jade34503
9 жыл бұрын
George bamber lol
@AndyStriker13LP
9 жыл бұрын
Jade Greenwood Super Smash Bros. (a video game)
@cBearTV-
4 жыл бұрын
Dan : "Do I have to?" Ashens : " YES" 🤣🤣
@zzoinks
4 жыл бұрын
that's what every kid says when mom says " eat your vegetables" 😂
@msia7201
Жыл бұрын
1:50 ingredients in bold are things people are commonly allergic to. Eggs is bolded as well.
@snapitzash
8 жыл бұрын
Dan's laugh is so😍 Actually, I don't understand why everyone hates Dan, I think he's brilliant.
@Totallynotkyubey
8 жыл бұрын
+holliehasnoidea He overreacts ALL the time. It really gets old after the first two times.
@MrJoeyWheeler
8 жыл бұрын
It's not a matter of overreacting. he's reacting like a normal person would. Don't forget Stuart has years of experience with bad crap.
@Totallynotkyubey
8 жыл бұрын
Damian Freeman as a relatively normal person with little experience with disgusting food, i can tell you that I wouldn't be retching like a sick donkey.
@MrJoeyWheeler
8 жыл бұрын
Totallynotkyubey Perhaps not but I know I probably would. As I've mentioned elsewhere, I can end up retching just from the smell of cat food (or more usually, mashing it up).
@dojix96
9 жыл бұрын
I'm fine with Dan, I just can't stand him coughing and dying. Reminds me of the retching noise Alex makes in A Clockwork Orange, makes me feel sick.
@pauldog
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Dan: *violently vomits*
@liamburns07
9 жыл бұрын
Great editing!
@oliverjustdeblesser8706
9 жыл бұрын
Big Bob's Beepers bob im gonna sub to you just because ive seen you comment in ashens vids all the time
@Magikpotion
9 жыл бұрын
***** He forgot to edit at 4:45, I wonder if they ever eat the stuff they show, probably not.
@oliie8087
9 жыл бұрын
Magikpotion I'm 100000000% sure that was just a joke.
@Magikpotion
9 жыл бұрын
Oliver Oliver What makes you so certain? I'd like to indulge in that sense of humor, but it didn't seem intentional. I'm not going to be a worrywart about it, just saying. I need to brighten up.
@xvalley8512
9 жыл бұрын
Magikpotion They already established that it was a joke over on the Ashens subreddit.
@SonnytheArcticFox
9 жыл бұрын
''It absolutely wreaks of- *My god*''
@kathydina3646
4 жыл бұрын
No one's going to see this, but I wanted to say that this video is a classic that I return to almost every year. Fun stuff.
@vampiress13ouran
8 жыл бұрын
I find Dan to be wonderful. You'd think after ages, I'd be okay to come back and enjoy it. But nope, people still whine about him in the comments. Honestly.
@vampiress13ouran
8 жыл бұрын
Then don't watch the episodes he's in? It's that easy, sir.
@wolfyboy
8 жыл бұрын
+Beka Strife but that gives us LESS episodes to watch! so it's better to complain, so that ashens might STOP adding him in, and we can watch ALL the episodes, without any trouble!
@vampiress13ouran
8 жыл бұрын
I don't find him that bad. Ever seen Good Mythical Morning? Link suffers from a weak stomach as well and no one bitches this much about him.
@33melonpaws77
8 жыл бұрын
I know what this is good for! Throw a packet at the kidnapped person in your basement. "Here are your rations." *toss* "You shall eat them COLD." Grin as they sob in despair.
@wittster1
8 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That was so funny I almost fell off my dinosaur.
@MinoriGaming
8 жыл бұрын
... I have no comment.... How high were you two writing this?
@woolenhat5796
8 жыл бұрын
33melonpaws77 no ventilation in the basement. even more despair
@iclimbeverything2990
7 жыл бұрын
woollen hat basement is made of forks and Spanish omellete after 4 months
@hayfajbiri7665
6 жыл бұрын
Not all of us have a kidnapped person in our basement
@BadgerFiresFoam
3 жыл бұрын
Stuart: thinks of dan Dan: violently projectile vomits
@robosing225
3 жыл бұрын
Did you notice at 4:45 he spoke to dan off camera telling him to pretend. Do you think that was supposed to be edited out and dan i fact, fakes his wretching?
@STDrepository
8 жыл бұрын
As an American I always get super nervous when he brings out the American foods. I've eaten these Hormel meals before and they are not bad. Oh well at least we still have the victory from the 20 year old fruit snacks episode. Our way out of date fruit snacks were actually edible unlike the British brand.
@michaelhall736
7 жыл бұрын
STDrepository I actually love Harmel food bowls. I had this chicken and rice one. It was really good.
@harutothefriendlyodst7639
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah none of these are as bad as they say really. It's just pretty bad for their tastes over there or atleast different from what they are used to
@nathanmccormack4681
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's because as a general rule the other side of the world to America tends to enjoy real food more than whatever come in those ready meal packs
@sauwensvk7589
16 минут бұрын
I mean you're noth wrong... we're not used to copious amounts of salt, cholesterol and corn syrup@@harutothefriendlyodst7639
@DarthKato
9 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone buy shit like that? It doesn't take that much time and effort to fry a fucking egg and some bacon. Good lord....
@TheXBladeist
9 жыл бұрын
Lazyness can get someone real far
@DarthKato
9 жыл бұрын
TheXBladeist Well I am glad that I will never be that lazy. lol
@TheXBladeist
9 жыл бұрын
DarthKato Nor will I. My pc's charging battery broke dude ;(
@DarthKato
9 жыл бұрын
TheXBladeist Damn, that sucks bud.
@TheXBladeist
9 жыл бұрын
DarthKato Yup. So no vids till I get it fixed
@werter876
7 жыл бұрын
Ashens: *exists* Dan: *throws up violently*
@steirabua861
9 жыл бұрын
An excellent source of protein.
@vampiress13ouran
9 жыл бұрын
I adore Dan. I love how Ashens includes him in videos still even as his fans bash the poor guy to hell. If you don't like Dan, don't watch the video. ^^ simple advice.
@lewisbrockchannel
8 жыл бұрын
Both of their laughs are hilarious :D
@shiawasekappukekiful
8 жыл бұрын
"When I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to keep myself strong" -no one gets heart disease like Gaston
@zitzle
8 жыл бұрын
I once got Indian food in a "ready-to-eat" package. And it was a horrible mistake.
@VectorCultistCaptainVector
8 жыл бұрын
Your ass didn't survive it?
@pizzarayy
8 жыл бұрын
All ready to eat meals are horrible
@michaciozda7463
8 жыл бұрын
Poslish Army MRE's are actually not bad ;-;
@dragonbutt
8 жыл бұрын
American ones arent bad. Just kinda bland and generic tasting. It tastes like it was designed. To fit a budget >>
@Hagrid216
8 жыл бұрын
+Dragon Butt (ThatsNoMoon) meanwhile im pretty sure british ones are designed to kill soldiers XD
@nilsnyman6767
11 ай бұрын
I like Ashens enough to be watching videos as old as 10+ years lolz
@samholdsworth420
11 күн бұрын
Damn straight
@n0isyturtle
9 жыл бұрын
Typical Dan overreactions.
@evanyoung31198
9 жыл бұрын
I react like that to food I don't like
@Maven_
9 жыл бұрын
Evan Young typical evan overreactions
@umbaupause
9 жыл бұрын
Maybe he has the mindset of "it's like Let's Playing a horror game"? Now if that is true, I wonder what faces he makes...
@traviswheeler3196
9 жыл бұрын
noisyturtle yup!! I actually like that hormel diner
@marcusvasbinder489
9 жыл бұрын
Hi boo? Buu? Bou?
@dannyconnolly1413
7 жыл бұрын
4.47 stew tells Dan to fake if he wants 🤔
@Gradius6
4 жыл бұрын
It's a meta-joke. If you watch the "Everything Is Always Fine" video on the Extraashens channel, Ashens does a lot of post-production editing of his videos where he cuts out bits where he mispronounces stuff or coughs on camera. The joke here is that it's implied he forgot to edit out a bit where he tells Dan to pretend. However, this particular moment was scripted.
@valynekrinuz313
7 жыл бұрын
Hey Grandpa, why does your couch smell like eggs a bit? **PTSD SPANISH OMELETTE FLASHBACK**
@PhilXavierSierraJones
5 жыл бұрын
"I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! THIS VIDEO IS OVER!" - Ashens
@TheBeansta
9 жыл бұрын
Umm, did anyone else notice the nutritional values on the back of the bacon scramble thing: '160% recommended intake of cholesterol'. Hmm
@aidangarvey7049
7 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video in 2015, 2016 and 2017 and every time I come here the Dan jokes have escalated. 10/10 will come here every year for the rest of my life.
@probablyrajir638
8 жыл бұрын
"Tasteless with a horrible aftertaste of egginess" Sadly, I know that taste, at work, they make scramble using some kind of liquid egg thing and this sentence describes that horror perfectly.
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