That bleach scene was oddly prophetic. Not to mention the discussion of viruses.
@pedrobarao4558
3 жыл бұрын
This has to be a simulation
@ladyvincenza
3 жыл бұрын
Watching in 2021. You beat me to it, dude:)
@ixlnxs
8 жыл бұрын
6:25 He actually said it wrong. He said 'better dead than Ted" lol
@ALVACHY
8 жыл бұрын
yep
@nibiru2012ification
8 жыл бұрын
+ixlnxs and don't forget muscle-ini..... ;)
@antonywilliam7680
8 жыл бұрын
+ixlnxs Made it even better! :)
@tylertyler82
8 жыл бұрын
+ixlnxs C'mon, cut the guy some slack. He works 1 hour a week and is probably exhausted.
@Mozart1220
8 жыл бұрын
+tylertyler82 You think the show happens by magic? Putting on a show like that is HARD WORK. He just makes it look easy.
@Montrose173
4 жыл бұрын
4 years and 3 months later - safe to say that bill nailed this one.
@user-we2ee5xw8e
5 жыл бұрын
This has aged very well. Bill Maher knows what he's talking about.
@tvanbroekhoven
2 жыл бұрын
It aged even better with the SCOTUS stuff going on
@Henofmayhem
2 жыл бұрын
@@tvanbroekhoven yeah we’ll never have that hearing on taxing churches if they get rid of a woman’s right of choice.
@namwarmaster6918
8 жыл бұрын
Whether or not you agree with Maher politically, you gotta admit this is comedy gold.
@blackraider777
8 жыл бұрын
+PureEbola only if you are brain-dead
@verfuncht
4 жыл бұрын
blackraider777 I'm quite late, but would you care to elaborate?
@franklindelanoroosevelt9404
8 жыл бұрын
He fucked up the line at the end, but I might agree with him.
@EricaShady10171972
8 жыл бұрын
+Maxwell Apton stoned! LOL!
@Shogun1982
8 жыл бұрын
@6:24 I love his Freudian slip here. Bill's brain won't allow his mouth to endorse Ted when he's not concentrating. Love this guy!!!
@AWWYEAHHHHHH
8 жыл бұрын
I think that was intentional
@argeshagan7407
8 жыл бұрын
he butchered the punchline...but still hilarious bill.
@heroicmuffin9972
8 жыл бұрын
+Arges Hagan Big time. such a fail.
@cpob2013
8 жыл бұрын
kinda fucked up that last line at the end but yeah great bit
@nsipnsi1529
8 жыл бұрын
+Connor O'Brien Or his real feelings
@cpob2013
8 жыл бұрын
***** you know freud was nuts and wrong right? in modern psychology hes pretty much discredited
@bafflezbiz
3 жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2021, in retrospect, shows how well Bill articulated the danger of Chump. And fortunately those on the fence finally woke up.
@JnEricsonx
2 жыл бұрын
Not yet. I'll feel better when Trump is having a melty that doesn't involve insurrection come Jan 20th, 2025.
@bafflezbiz
2 жыл бұрын
@@JnEricsonx too true. Can you imagine what he'll do if he's sneaks back in and feels validated? Believing that he can do anything he wants with impunity? The GOP has been stacking the deck and replacing anyone who isn't on-board with lying and cheating to get him back in. And with the voting law chicanery that's going on, we might be in trouble. *Fingers crossed*
@JnEricsonx
2 жыл бұрын
@@bafflezbiz At this point, I have more faith in a burger taking Trump out. Or of covid dealing with more of his crazed minions. Because my cynicism meter is fucking BURIED at the moment.
@DarkWater4Eva
8 жыл бұрын
Nice fail at the very end lol
@u4tiwasdead
8 жыл бұрын
After all that he fucked up on the fucking punchline Still better dead than ted is probably more true
@PeterK1984
8 жыл бұрын
+DarkWater4Eva That's not a fail, that's a Freudian slip
@greggh
8 жыл бұрын
+julius vidal You can't smoke the amount of pot Maher does and still be 100% on.
@TheHigherSpace
8 жыл бұрын
+DarkWater4Eva Full show is live give the man a break ...
@tH_oRdNrY_vnrY
8 жыл бұрын
lmao was wondering if anyone else caught that
@callofthewild9175
8 жыл бұрын
😂 OMG the bleach bit.. I'm dying..
@leek988
8 жыл бұрын
+Danelle Lewis That was so funny.
@illfigure9270
8 жыл бұрын
fr tho😂😂
@immanuela.8738
4 жыл бұрын
Hello from 2020.😂
@JamieHitt
8 жыл бұрын
Love the Freudian Slip at the end.
@pacoo3712
8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Hitt Yup, no matter how hard they try, they can't shake the fact that their spreading lies and propaganda for the establishment.
@brace110
8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Hitt Freudian?
@screamingphoenix8113
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Obviously Bill secretly loves Ted Cruz because a made a slip up in speech.
@Ioganstone
8 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Hitt He called Ted Cruz the worst president, and what's worse than being the last president?
@toxicangel1121
8 жыл бұрын
he said "Better dead than Ted" not the other way around as the hat reads... XD
@Renji9031
8 жыл бұрын
+jenifeondass Hey Zabuza, guess you can call me a ninja because that didn't even faze me.
@emmabennet888
8 жыл бұрын
+joe jones I know i was like wut
@MartinStaykov
8 жыл бұрын
+joe jones he misspoke
@MartinStaykov
8 жыл бұрын
John Townsend why is that?
@toxicangel1121
8 жыл бұрын
+Martin Staykov Yep, Happens to the best of us. I love it when you see it on videos or movies. Its that little moment of magic that you getta point out a famous person fucked up
@KarstensCreationsKC
8 жыл бұрын
Mussolini and Joe McCarthy...LOL...PERFECT.
@Cellofski
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, you messed up your punchline. It's "Better Ted than Dead," not "Better Dead than Ted." I guess in essence they lead to the same conclusion.
@ramzabeoulve9820
8 жыл бұрын
Bill you fucked up at the end
@TazTalksYouListen
8 жыл бұрын
+Ramza Beoulve ...and all the rest, too.
@MrSinister718
8 жыл бұрын
Literally said better Dead than Ted. Only thing right he said.
@DarkWhisper07
8 жыл бұрын
+MrSinister718 that was cringey
@Shtoops
8 жыл бұрын
I'd take trump over cruz.
@DNotzz
8 жыл бұрын
Lol, after seeing your channel i understand why. Wow 😄
@WeeWeeJumbo
8 жыл бұрын
That suit-tie-kerchief combo is pretty rad, those colors
@aM8sCA
8 жыл бұрын
Sitting here in Canada watching American politics go down.. It's honestly like a TV show lol
@CandyflossCottonCandy
8 жыл бұрын
Random Fact Guy is here Cheetahs use facial expression to show their mood Goodbye
@rightben59
8 жыл бұрын
...
@peacewillhappen
8 жыл бұрын
I always knew I was a cheetah inside.
@Lobsterwithinternet
8 жыл бұрын
Who was that tall, dark, handsome, masked stranger?? We never got a chance to thank him!
@spacebacon8387
8 жыл бұрын
sometimes I throw a toothpick into the woods while screaming 'you're free!'
@Lobsterwithinternet
8 жыл бұрын
+Space Cowboy Blue Me too! Only it's more my latest victims instead of toothpicks and instead of a forest it's the Gotham River!! 😎😇
@jabronis33
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Bernie guy and if Dems screw him over, I'll burn it down and vote Trump
@nobodybutme2
8 жыл бұрын
+Kevin K.. Oh that's wise.. you 're a real .....
@ViperRob
8 жыл бұрын
Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich
@25taylorkw
8 жыл бұрын
I agree, that episode of South Park pretty much sums up the Republican party in a nutshell.
@flushiez
8 жыл бұрын
+Robert Machulla so ted is the turd eh
@coolidgedollar2154
8 жыл бұрын
+Kenneth Taylor Stone and Parker used that to illustrate general elections, actually. They even said they hate the left more than the right.
@matkojapan
8 жыл бұрын
+Coolidge Dollar I think the quote was by Stone who said, "I hate conservatives, but I hate Liberals more" They are basically Libertarians.
@flushiez
8 жыл бұрын
uh libertarians are nothing like liberals ayylmao
@JonKrueger
8 жыл бұрын
6:25 "Better dead than Ted." He said one thing and the hat says another. That was a great Freudian slip! =D
@marshallbrooks1
8 жыл бұрын
He said the hat backwards
@qizheng1049
8 жыл бұрын
Exactly, which is hilarious. Better dead than Ted!
@jackschmit4696
8 жыл бұрын
+Qi Zheng I think it was a accident, as the whole premise of the bit was Ted > Trump.
@realityvanguard2052
8 жыл бұрын
+marshall brooks I know its hard to tell if it was on purpose. But if it was I think it was still a mistake haha. Left me like ;s when I should have been all XD
@mkinjustice8231
8 жыл бұрын
No he didn't he said it right
@ayushg2271
8 жыл бұрын
6:24 Better Dead than Ted. Cant stand ted even after all the points against Trump lol. nice satire Bill.
@Hfajardo97
8 жыл бұрын
+Ayush g He messed up the lines
@Ioganstone
8 жыл бұрын
+Hfajardo97 Naw
@armyinfantry11b
8 жыл бұрын
Why can't you stand ted cruz?
@ayushg2271
8 жыл бұрын
+Hfajardo97 lol, works either way tbh.
@jonmapa9418
8 жыл бұрын
I am proud to support Donald J. Trump in 2016. #Trump2016 #Buildthewall #Noamnesty
@imisstoronto3121
8 жыл бұрын
CATTY FATTY AND BATTY? LMAO!!!!
@vm6817
8 жыл бұрын
At the end Bill unintentionally said what he actually wanted to say!
@passiveagressive4983
4 жыл бұрын
2020: oh how we laughed then........
@lukassnakeman
8 жыл бұрын
damn, tripped at the very end. teleprompter guys getting fired
@flatplant
8 жыл бұрын
Better dead than Ted is right Bill
@bail9418
8 жыл бұрын
+Uncle Ben Secret code for Trump is who he is really for ;) He said Trump would make a hit list & he likes to go out side... RIGHT Then said "Better Dead Then Ted"
@comoyoko
8 жыл бұрын
"Better Dead than Ted!" says Bill. BUT his cap reads; "BETTER TED THAN DEAD". I think you messed up there Bill. Love the show
@IMDRanged
8 жыл бұрын
+James McGee I think that was real bleach that effected his bit.
@kyleisbuck1999
8 жыл бұрын
KASICH!!!!!!!!!
@ededos478
8 жыл бұрын
Wow, I've never seen anyone so exited about an old lady.
@kyleisbuck1999
8 жыл бұрын
What?
@ededos478
8 жыл бұрын
+kyle morris All I'm saying is that you could put a bonnet on Kasich, and nobody would think it doesn't suit him.
@C0SM0.SMALLS
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the innocence.
@classactionsteve
8 жыл бұрын
+kyle morris kasich is a transparent hack
@davidanderson9524
8 жыл бұрын
I died when he started chugging the bleach
@princewilliams4040
8 жыл бұрын
I love john Oliver
@Ioganstone
8 жыл бұрын
+Prince williams He disagrees with Bill on Islamic terrorism all the way lol.
@princewilliams4040
8 жыл бұрын
+Ioganstone all I said was I like him calm down, I find him, bill maher, and john Colbert very intelligent and entertaining
@princewilliams4040
8 жыл бұрын
+Ioganstone *Stephen
@jackmackeral1
8 жыл бұрын
+Prince williams Every fucking episode of Last week tonight is centered around making a mockery of Americans. And this is what you love?
@lacombar
8 жыл бұрын
he's right... better dead that ted.
@boggisthecat
8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if the US military have already figured out the accident that would cut Trump's occupancy short. It may seem like a long-shot that Trump could get in, but then if his competition ends up being Hillary Clinton...
@AlexeiRamotar
8 жыл бұрын
I think he got that last part mixed up. Why say "better dead than Ted". Shouldn't it be "Better Ted than Dead"?
@akhilpb9196
8 жыл бұрын
+lacombar Did he deliberately say it? or was a mix up
@ShamrockNRoller
8 жыл бұрын
+AKHIL P B Pretty sure it was an accident.
@konstantpapas1583
8 жыл бұрын
+IKeepBadCompany Or his subconscious that couldn't in anyway support Cruz, not even for fun's sake!
@MakeMeThinkAgain
8 жыл бұрын
I disagree. Cruz scares me more than Trump. Most politicians are crazy.
@Zigthrill
8 жыл бұрын
Cruz is smarter and way more evil than Trump.Personally,I would choose Trump over Hillary any day of the week.
@luckywaddles
8 жыл бұрын
+Ancient Veritas why?
@Zigthrill
8 жыл бұрын
Because at least the establishment will still be in chaos.And if we survive 4 years of Trump,the entire country would shift to the left.
@Zigthrill
8 жыл бұрын
Cruz is still an insider.He's just hated by most Republican politicians.
@luckywaddles
8 жыл бұрын
Ancient Veritas You know ...I was wanting to disagree with you and call you crazy ...but if we did survive Trump I can only imagine the country practically RUNNING to the left. But the "if we survive" part kinda scares me.
@Zimionz
8 жыл бұрын
Trump doesn't believe in half of what he says. Cruz doesn't say half of what he means. I find Cruz much scarier than Trump.
@sunny_disposition
8 жыл бұрын
+Ziim So on point. Cruz is way more politically savvy, way more conservative, way more religious. Maher is totally wrong. Anyone who prefers Cruz over Trump is just reacting emotionally.
@pcbacklash_3261
8 жыл бұрын
+Ziim You absolutely nailed it! Not only is Trump a blowhard who doesn't believe much of what he says, he's actually taken a moderate position on a number of issues. Yes, Trump's arguably the biggest narcissist on the planet, but religious freak Cruz is so bat-shit right-wing crazy he makes Ronald Reagan look like a Pinko!
@bajan503
8 жыл бұрын
They both scary Cruz looks like a mortician for fks sakes makes my skin crawl the Donald is a loud mouth Buffoon whose the best at everything possible only one choice in this election gotta b Hillary for all her baggage
@vihaze6725
6 жыл бұрын
Well this comment didn't age well, did it?
@CometCowboy01
8 жыл бұрын
anybody pick up on him saying the phrase wrong he said "better dead than Ted" lololololol
@comunistubula4424
8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Brennan Yeah,it was crystal clear.
@010dx010
8 жыл бұрын
"He said better dead than ted."
@LaughingFunnyGroup
8 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one that noticed 😂😂
@philipatha
8 жыл бұрын
+Jay N Foreshadowing
@cervacior5843
8 жыл бұрын
+Jay N That ruined it
@colinsilver1041
8 жыл бұрын
Actually he said, "Better dead than Ted."
@thrashish
8 жыл бұрын
+Josh “BananaBaller” Lagarde there are more than seven billion of us. youre not the only one to do anything.
@countmein33
5 жыл бұрын
And, once again, Bill, you were completely right.
@dixiecronin7791
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha his real feelings come out at the very end
@ragazziita
8 жыл бұрын
I would choose Trump over Cruz because I do not want to live in a theocracy.
@jazzx251
8 жыл бұрын
+ragazziita You would live in a Lunocracy then. (Government run by lunatics)
@ragazziita
8 жыл бұрын
XtaticApollo I don’t know what the fuck makes you think I’m a "Trumpet." I do believe Trump is a dangerous idiot, but Cruz is a religious, dangerous idiot, which is a lot worse.
@jama8262
8 жыл бұрын
+ragazziita but in Fox News debate Trumpvf said, the minimum wage is "Too Hight" and he adores supreme leader of North Korea. Sorry but I would rather live in theocracy than being homeless eating rats.
@TheYasmineFlower
8 жыл бұрын
+ragazziita You would not have to live in a theorcracy because you still have a constitution that says "separation of church and state" and therefore something to fight with. Because, you can fight Cruz. And Cruz couldn't do everything on his own, either. But try fighting Trump. Just try that. It won't work, he'll probably have you killed or tortured or put into a solarium, but just try fighting a guy of which you have no idea what he wants or would advocate for. Better the devil you know.
@jama8262
8 жыл бұрын
And would you accept Ben Carson and crazy Sarah Palin to be under President administration of Trump? At least with Cruz, is only one guy who take office but with Trumo, craziests will run office and your lives.
@kuznea9647
8 жыл бұрын
"Better dead than Ted"? hahaha fail
@oshawottstarter2675
8 жыл бұрын
Did he really mess it up though?
@TheDriftingsmoke
8 жыл бұрын
+ZEF u r 2
@linusfotograf
8 жыл бұрын
+Oshawottstarter Read the hat.
@kuznea9647
8 жыл бұрын
+kuznea96 He's going to lose so many potential buyers because of that mistake haha
@TheGamingVillas
8 жыл бұрын
I'd rather Cruz as president than Trump, but hopefully neither of them get to.
@benjaminpeterson6470
8 жыл бұрын
one or the other pick your poison
@callofthewild9175
8 жыл бұрын
At this point, we are just picking the guy who will lose to the Democrats 😉 #feelthebern
@ArnoModelstate
8 жыл бұрын
It better be the right Democrat then course I've never been this scared of an election that's not even mine to vote on O.o
@christianalmli9085
8 жыл бұрын
+TheGamingVillas fuck no. That guy is a religious maniac. Trump's probably not even religious.
@DarthVaderOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
Lol this thread is funny
@prettydopebeats2322
8 жыл бұрын
"Hair trigger wounded ego of a male flight attendant" I'm done xD
@haystak1
3 жыл бұрын
that bleach gag was perfect
@lazylion420
8 жыл бұрын
yeah yeah, Bill got going a little too fast and said it wrong. but it actually works both ways.
@roysinai4175
8 жыл бұрын
that freudian slip at the end is the clincher
@Futuretense101
7 жыл бұрын
When he brought out the bleach bottle, I lost it LOL!!
@27182818284590452354
8 жыл бұрын
Wow, even Maher shits bricks about Trump. Meme magic is unstoppable.
@Karlthegreat84
8 жыл бұрын
+27182818284590452354e-19 Well.. if I were Bill I'd be scared for my life if Trump were to become president. Nobody could rule out Trump camps. Although to be honest, the same could happen with Cruz as well.
@HangOn2seconds
8 жыл бұрын
BETTER DEAD THEN TED? Nice confession.
@ender003
8 жыл бұрын
+HangOn2seconds than* It's on the damn hat.
@HangOn2seconds
8 жыл бұрын
The Ender READ IT AGAIN
@HangOn2seconds
8 жыл бұрын
The Ender AND LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS AT THE END
@ender003
8 жыл бұрын
HangOn2seconds His hat says the correct "than".
@keivnskyfighter11
8 жыл бұрын
I would compare Donald Trump to Kim Jong-Un but that would be an insult to Kim
@josephtedros2089
8 жыл бұрын
Bernie2016
@MyBlackdiamond21
8 жыл бұрын
feel the burn
@theonetosaveyou
8 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Tedros comments on youtube videos don't count as voting.
@thomaswolniewicz4332
8 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Tedros Bernie? ButtHurt much? give me a break. Clinton vs. Trump in November and Clinton wins. ( and I'm a Trump supporter) It shows you how fucking depressed I am.
@y.g.theyear7254
8 жыл бұрын
Yes! feel the Bern, baby!
@lauralishes1
4 жыл бұрын
*Bernie 2020*
@rickyg6068
8 жыл бұрын
"Better dead than Ted" LOL was that a Freudian slip?
@stephanoseraphi91
8 жыл бұрын
It was probably on purpose as he shows disdain towards both candidates throughout the whole show
@stephanoseraphi91
8 жыл бұрын
If it was on accident he would probably try to correct himself.
@ColoredStripes
8 жыл бұрын
He said the last part wrong
@elmerfuddgantry8946
8 жыл бұрын
+Buk Lau Yeah, I noticed that too.
@JingLiSH
8 жыл бұрын
+Buk Lau Freudian slip.
@lauralishes1
4 жыл бұрын
Or did he...
@abhishes
8 жыл бұрын
Catty, Fatty and Batty.... Oh... my god... that cracked me up so hard....
@KELLSONIC
8 жыл бұрын
I still like Ron Paul!
@spliter200
8 жыл бұрын
+KELLSONIC idiot
@adankseasonads935
8 жыл бұрын
agreed
@tinospiker1274
8 жыл бұрын
John Kasich pulling this out at the convention is the result I wanna see.
@KELLSONIC
8 жыл бұрын
The Jay *You're
@jackcole1014
8 жыл бұрын
+The Jay Hillary is the pillar of political corruption, left that part out.
@srrlIdl
4 жыл бұрын
The bleach joke aged well
@emlynlewis2830
8 жыл бұрын
"hair triggered wounded ego of a male flight attendant", hahaha that's hilarious.
@UTU49
8 жыл бұрын
"Better Off Ted" That was a sitcom. Ha!
@succawut
8 жыл бұрын
The difference between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz is that Ted Cruz isn't funny and he actually believes what he says.
@doloresdebeauvoir4960
8 жыл бұрын
Wow I think the resemblance between Ted Cruz and Joe McCarthy is uncanny...
@VTRDC27
8 жыл бұрын
Or you could just vote for Bernie, who has a viable chance of taking the nomination over the next month or so.
@zebedeeshekelstein2754
8 жыл бұрын
+Rump Buffalo that would be impressive since the convention is several months away.
@bkdmode
8 жыл бұрын
Really? I did not realize that Bernie was running in the Republican primary.
@ytubeanon
8 жыл бұрын
+Brian C Really? I did not realize you were in the Republican party and had to vote Republican.
@erez87xp
8 жыл бұрын
Also did he say better dead than ted in the end instead of what it says on the hat? lol
@hacm1925
8 жыл бұрын
I wanted the election to be Rand Paul vs Bernie sanders but now it's looking like trump vs Hillary
@JacobSnell1998
3 ай бұрын
Perhaps the best aged New Rule he has ever done.
@danunderwood6240
8 жыл бұрын
Hey Repubes...there's still time to save your conscious and soul and vote for someone that wants the best for our citizens. That's Bernie. Come on over its nicer on this side.
@joealias2594
8 жыл бұрын
lol at the end did he accidentally say "better dead than ted"?
@rvapes5912
8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Alias Yes he did. Subconsciously, he couldn't bring himself to say anything else.
@jossylopes
8 жыл бұрын
Bill always keeps it real
@nespokesman
8 жыл бұрын
The bottle of bleach was epic...I almost broke a rib laughing.
@novazee
8 жыл бұрын
He fucked up the punchline. lol
@JohannesWiberg
8 жыл бұрын
+novazee Yeah that was kinda weird... probably all the bleach he drank.
@ennz2798
8 жыл бұрын
Bill doesn't believe in religion but put his "faith" into one party.
@lee48lee68
8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher doesn't disappoint!
@bloodandwinearered
8 жыл бұрын
The line about the male flight attendant was too funny.
@preest_nz
8 жыл бұрын
Way to fuck up your own joke at the end there!
@rockarollerify
5 жыл бұрын
"Lindsey Graham said that Ted Cruz makes his skin crawl:.
@sawtooth808
8 жыл бұрын
picking between Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz is like choosing between Arsenic and Cyanide
@mattmun12
8 жыл бұрын
4:40 was fucking glorious, holy shit I rewatched that so many times. Would have been even funnier if he said "I choose... BLEACH!" and gulped it all down.
@valgehiir
8 жыл бұрын
Funniest new rules in some time! But I still think Cruz is genuinely crazy, while Trump only pretends to be.
@unevilGenius
5 жыл бұрын
how about now?
@MrOrstone
5 жыл бұрын
@@unevilGenius hahaha. I was about to ask the same before a read your comment.
@165Dash
4 жыл бұрын
Read you hat, Bill!!! It’s “Better Ted than Dead”.
@archievilliers5177
8 жыл бұрын
Democrats are so lucky the republican didn't pick Kasich. Republican 100% won't win in 2016 now
@IAMME000
8 жыл бұрын
+Archie Villiers As a Democrat, I'd be OK with that. Sure, I disagree with him on almost everything, but I'll take a 100% chance that he becomes president over a 10% chance that either of those lunatics do.
@aquaticabomination8911
8 жыл бұрын
+IAMME000 While I also disagree with Kasich on many issues, he seems to be more willing to accept change than the others. Also, it seems like he was a good governor in Ohio. He did win the Ohio primary, and his numbers are pitiful elsewhere.
@aquaticabomination8911
8 жыл бұрын
+IAMME000 Also, he turned a 8 billion dollar deficit into a 2 billion dollar surplus.
@PrincessYuki77
8 жыл бұрын
+Archie Villiers John Kasich couldn't even break 50% in his home state, where his pathetically weak response to the supreme court invading marriage and him bowing to King Obama on Obamacare came back to haunt him. How in the world would he be elected president?
@archievilliers5177
8 жыл бұрын
+Lucas Davis you're funny
@IIXiPlatinumXII
8 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that he got the last line wrong? "Better dead than Ted" but it was suppose to be "better Ted then dead"
@archer1949
8 жыл бұрын
Nah.....Cruz is much, much worse.
@matlikescats
8 жыл бұрын
I hate how Bill's audience goes completely gaga over anything he says. Like, he says something that's really not that funny but he leaves a little pause after the "joke" and waits until the audience cheers for him.
@dukinygaming259
8 жыл бұрын
Because when he begins to talk he ends up having to wait because they clap anyways. The people laugh and clap because they are there because they like him.
@Extrafreshmint
8 жыл бұрын
Freudian slip at the end?
@debbieomi
8 жыл бұрын
Freudian slip there at the end? Better dead than Ted?! lol
@trajan74
8 жыл бұрын
Bill, you do realize that Ted is a rapture-ready and thinks he's the Savior right? At least that's how his father raised him.
@LOOKWHATISEEHERE
6 жыл бұрын
Not planned as a joke- he just plain said it WRONG!!!!
@HeyBOssguy
8 жыл бұрын
I don't get Trump supporters. Many of these people bitch Obama's tyrannical Administration, yet this guy should all over First Amendment and they applaud him for it
@jeffg1524
8 жыл бұрын
+Hey BOss: Agree. There is a HUGE (no pun intended) hypocritical double standard with Trumpers, most of which are virulent Obama haters. If Obama had said and behaved even a fraction of the way Trump has they'd have crucified him. And as president can you imagine Trump's reaction to the kind of criticism Obama's had to endure?
@zebedeeshekelstein2754
8 жыл бұрын
+Jeff Gutierrez Because at some point they decided they'd rather try to clean up their party than try to clean up the govt bureaucracy because one of them at least pretends to listen to the people. They're trying to start a fire to cleanse their party, many probably dont care if he becomes president at the end of the day as long as the crap like "We choose the nominee, not the voters" comes to light and can be dealt with.
@johndanielson3777
6 жыл бұрын
4:52 me on election day
@PainMonkey
8 жыл бұрын
You know what, Republicans? You really want to know who your best option is? well.....they're on the other side :)
@dakingltroyproductofdade3579
3 жыл бұрын
Wow Trump actually told ppl to drink bleach lol 😂 4 years later
@JohnTheYetiBeast
8 жыл бұрын
so did you notice at the end when he says, "better dead than ted". Does he mean that he really endorses Trump over Cruz?
@leonardkatz1325
8 жыл бұрын
+Johnny Bash I love that it was his closing line. Such a fuck up. Deserves to be a vine
@Ioganstone
8 жыл бұрын
+Leonard Katz I thought it was smart after all he said Ted was the worst president.
@armyinfantry11b
8 жыл бұрын
better ted than dead
@JohnTheYetiBeast
8 жыл бұрын
Ioganstone How is it smart? He says that Trump is better than being dead, and then he finishes by saying better dead than Ted. That indicates he prefers Trump over Cruz, do you still think it's smart?
@Ioganstone
8 жыл бұрын
Johnny Bash The reality is Trump is less religious, Cruz campaign manager would ban hoomosexuality, better healthcare, no one would be left on the street to die, better fiscals, he would tax hedgefunds, more anti corporation than Cruz, who takes millions (25) in oil donations. Cruz shut down the govt and used pseudo threats to kick Carson out of the race. Trump is better than Mitt.
@JohnDoe-et8th
Жыл бұрын
LOVE the Freudian slip at the end.
@Ion_Antonescu
8 жыл бұрын
Aww he messed up his punchline..
@apolloaero
8 жыл бұрын
Funny how the Democratic party really only has 2 options. Both which are terrible, but not as bad as Trump, even when put together.
@mikeweaver2310
8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher just called somebody thin skinned and intolerant..ah..irony
@fuckballs109
8 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is smug and arrogant, but he never sued anyone for 5 million dollars for exercising their free speech. Trump on the other hand...
@c0p13dn4m3
8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Weaver Bill is just like the little kid poisoned by the self-esteem movement that he lampooned last week. I practically have to take weeks off between watching shows or I get fed up with him. But he is just a late night TV clown. Trump wants to be president.
@fuckballs109
8 жыл бұрын
+George Costanza Not as much as he wants to bang his own daughter, as evidenced by that picture and the way he speaks about her.
@mikeweaver2310
8 жыл бұрын
Well he's been called Hitler so I guess calling him a pedophile is next..Maher shows his class again by bringing the kids into this..tasteless
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