Orks can't figure out how to tie their laces if you give them a shoe, but give them long enough and they'll figure out string theory.
@WoobooRidesAgain
8 жыл бұрын
+TheGonzoMD .Reveen I read this comment and thought to myself "if you put a million Orks in a room with a million typewriters and waited a million years, you'd either have the complete works of Gork n Mork, or they'd conquer half the galaxy with shoota's made of typewriter parts." Thanks for that. : D
@claypidgeon4807
8 жыл бұрын
Completely accurate.
@brotherjorge3
6 жыл бұрын
Their shoes would stay on by the power of the Waaagh!!! Laces be damned. And if da Orks needed to learn string theory, the Mekboyz would just paint something red and cover it in guns and pointy stikks, oh and they'd draw teeth on it (using actual teeth of course). Red to make it go fasta, guns for more dakka, pointy stikks for all da heads, and teeth for chompan. This combines all major influences in Ork society. So in essence, Orkish string theory is Waaagh!
@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
6 жыл бұрын
Reveen Dead serious though, that’s almost Exactly how that works in canon. Time + boys only makes orks smarter.
@TheGoodLuc
5 жыл бұрын
And then they invade all words simultaneously!
@Dimeinurear
13 жыл бұрын
A bunch of orks just outsmarted a Librarian Chapter Master and a thousand year old greater daemon. We're doomed.
@beastwarsFTW
6 жыл бұрын
This is 40k in a nutshell, orks are the only ones that "think".
@franciscooropeza7800
5 жыл бұрын
Da cunning for ya
@warhawk9566
4 жыл бұрын
Also an Inquisitor with Psyker powers
@Thecommander248
4 жыл бұрын
You made my day, sir.
@Sir_Bucket
4 жыл бұрын
Dat iz da Big Thinkin'
@TARINunit9
4 жыл бұрын
I just realized: Orks refer to an Exterminatus fleet as "dakka" Orks are so impressed by the firepower of the Imperial Navy, that they use they closest thing they have to a holy word
@mikeoxlong1395
3 жыл бұрын
wait, isn't the closest thing to a holy word that they have WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH?
@kevinyasutomi9790
2 жыл бұрын
Dakka's the term they use for firearms in general. Regardless of size.
@jflowization
9 жыл бұрын
>not trying to hide in lava
@Costar58
8 жыл бұрын
+Jflowization What I'm amused by is that he already tried.
@marrier9999
8 жыл бұрын
+Radosław Hołdys And SURVIVED. How did he pull that off? Snikrot would be so proud.
@Costar58
8 жыл бұрын
marrier9999 He's an Ork. Fuck logic
@RuSosan
8 жыл бұрын
+Jflowization "Again..." x'D
@madmike8525
8 жыл бұрын
Since when do Orks follow logic?
@Tzilandi
12 жыл бұрын
Considering Bluddflagg figured it out without outside inteference (unlike everyone else in the zoggin sector), I'd say it's either a victory for the orks, or Epic Fail for everyone else.
@ingamingpc1634
7 жыл бұрын
i say both lol
@redstonecasey4713
4 жыл бұрын
Those aren't mutually exclusive...
@thuzan117
9 жыл бұрын
my god Bludflagg is brilliant.
@yosefyonin6824
6 жыл бұрын
well he is DA CAP'N for a reason!
@dknighton100
4 ай бұрын
@yosefyonin6824 he also a big hat. Everyone knows the bigger your hat the smarter you are.
@fjLKA
13 жыл бұрын
"Hang on a squig" I've started saying that in real life.
@aze94
12 жыл бұрын
Never deny the Orks a fight if they are looking forward to it, they will do ANYTHING to get that fight. They will even use... *shudders* ...rational thinking.
@norwegionaire
10 жыл бұрын
"Stil not following you kaptain." XD
@Wanzerman123
12 жыл бұрын
You'll remember this as the time you ALMOST caught Kaptain Bluddflagg!
@MrRuano825
12 жыл бұрын
It's even more fail when you consider that the TYRANIDS figured this out, and compared to a Tyranid Hive Mind, Bluddflagg's a frakking genius. Kyrus, Chaos be disappoint.
@MarianoRyu
10 жыл бұрын
- Underestimating the Orks as morons is the greatest mistake one can make. :p
@DanemonDeathBringer
9 жыл бұрын
actually the orks ARE DUMB Kaptain Bloodflag however is a stephen hawkings to the orks....
@MarianoRyu
9 жыл бұрын
Lelouch Vi Britannia - YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS, DO YA GIT!?
@DanemonDeathBringer
9 жыл бұрын
MarianoRyu in a matter fact i do :3 and the orks are dumb xD they're basically dumb brutes and that's why i ove them
@skylerthompson8046
9 жыл бұрын
Lelouch Vi Britannia You do not know orks. You do not know love.
@DanemonDeathBringer
9 жыл бұрын
Skyler Thompson the orks are dumb....some of them simply had the luck to have a brain :3
@uppyoass
12 жыл бұрын
"it aint like i can hide in da lava, mork knows im not trying that trick again" LOVE ORKS
@magmos6346
12 жыл бұрын
@Dimeinurear Added fun: Their Warboss outsmarted a member of the Inquisition too. A person who's very JOB requires them to be an intelligent person got ambushed by a warboss after trying to kill it with no one backing her up. Makes you wonder how humanity even managed to reach the 41st millennium.
@Sangrenegra9
13 жыл бұрын
@Gjkl345 - Orks aren't stupid, they just appear stupid to races like humans, tau or eldar because they lack curiosity about anything other than fighting - things like art, history or philosophy are of no interest to them. They don't care about being used as tools either, because they are happy as long as they are fighting SOMEONE. Kyras isn't stupid either, but like many commanders before him he underestimates the battlefield cunning that ork warbosses often possess, and it catches him offguard
@tehkill3r
12 жыл бұрын
"Oooo, wot i wouldnt give ta strap one a' dem huge zog-off planet-krumpin' missles to me back..." - Brikkfist. and by zog-off sized missles he means the exterminatus finisher bomb, which i find quite hillarious.
@alulim1338
4 жыл бұрын
Every night I pray to Gork and Mork for a return of Bluddflagg and his merry band. The grim darkness of the far future needs more Ork pirates.
@will4127
10 жыл бұрын
Oi! Dat's gud finkin', dat is! If da Space Marine boss wanted dem Inquisitive 'ummies ta dakka da whole sector and he didn't want ta get dakka'd 'imself, he'd go to dat place dey already dakka'd cause dey wouldn't dakka it again cause dat wud be a waste a good dakka! Dat Bludflaggs a cleva one! I wish I wus as cunnin' as 'im!
@commandermcnash5137
10 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! You get the translate option active, or is that Google can now translate orky?
@PabliciothePab
8 жыл бұрын
+Andersen William That's amazing.
@dominict9325
9 жыл бұрын
Well, by Gork an' Mork demselves, who'dafought dat dat posh git Kyras would be hidin' in da place dey had already DAKKA'd? Reeal hed'scratcha, dat 'un.
@johanneshjortshj8646
9 жыл бұрын
+Dominic Trungove Zog me! Only da kaptain could'a taught o' dat. Leds go zog dat zoggin' git and all his zoggin' posh gitz and show dem da wey we WAAAAAGH!
@redstonecasey4713
4 жыл бұрын
That’s impressive logic, especially coming from an Ork. Bluddflagg is more clever than most give him credit for.
@manolgeorgiev9664
2 жыл бұрын
He ein't da boss for no reason :)
@godking
11 жыл бұрын
Orks most certainly can be cunning and can use deception If they live long enough to learn it. In the novel Hammer of Daemons the Ork leader had a better plan for survival then the humans and eldar on the planet. Gazkull Mac Uruk Thraka has repeatedly outsmarted normal humans and space marines.
@mannofdober873
7 жыл бұрын
I think we're missing the point of the video. It isn't to demonstrate Bluddflag's frankly-amazing logic (for an Ork), but how Spookums was able to SURVIVE hiding INSIDE LAVA.
@MarianoRyu
10 жыл бұрын
- One git got zogged. :P
@Battleship009
6 жыл бұрын
Brikkfist: Oooo... wot I wouldn't give ta strap one a' dem huge zog-off planet- krumpin missiles to me back.. Mr. Nailbrain: Oi kap'n Dose humies are blowing da grot dung out of dis whole place, maybe wez should hide out on dat rock dey already dakka'd before. Dey wouldn't waste good dakka, right? Spookums: Cyrene? 'ow am I s'posed ta work dat burny chunk of soot? It ain't like I hides in da lava! Mork knows, I tryin' DAT trick again. Me: LOL
It's funny how it took far less time for orks to figure where Kyras was than anyone else, AND make sense about it. Orky logic is best logic.
@norwegionaire
9 жыл бұрын
Wait, why would spookums hide in the lava?
@Hiperforteca
9 жыл бұрын
RED GOES FASTA!!!
@nivalius
9 жыл бұрын
***** more interesting to me - what means "try dat trick AGAIN"...
@nivalius
9 жыл бұрын
Hiperforteca dat's exactly wot i'z fought )
@HalfTangible
9 жыл бұрын
***** Well whoz would lookz in da lava fer an Ork? Its da best hidey place!
@Hiperforteca
9 жыл бұрын
HalfTangible nobody suspects poor, innocent, boiling la- DOWOWOWOWOW! IT BURNZ!
@Nautalus
12 жыл бұрын
You can hear the gears sluggishly churning inside the Kaptin's head as he thought of this.
@lokalnyork
3 жыл бұрын
...why Ork Warboss is smarter than Inquisitor, Chapter Master Librarian, Literal Satan, Eldar, and Big Brain Bugs?
@Haloister
13 жыл бұрын
Kaptain BluddFlagg: den Kyras . . . would go . . . ta da place . . . dey wouldn't dakka . . . which is dat place! Mister Nail'Brain: still not folowin ya Kap'n? Me: XD Gotta love Orks
@RuSosan
8 жыл бұрын
An Ork... Thinking? *LOGICALLY!?* O.o We are doomed...
@SinerAthin
12 жыл бұрын
'Simple' and' cunning' are closely tied, though. A simple tribe can still have cunning warriors, etc.
@Mister_Kourkoutas
13 жыл бұрын
Behold! The powers of Orkish deduction! Throne help me I love Ork logic!
@paleface171
13 жыл бұрын
l hope Bludflag and his crew return in future sequals. Ork pyrats like these are so fun to watch.
@fotppd1475
6 жыл бұрын
i love how smart orks like kaptin bluddflagg can be from time to time. but figuring out something a billion humans and inquisitors and all his boys (that is not so hard) could not think? HE IS JUST ZOGGING BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
@JawsOnYou67
13 жыл бұрын
an ork who tried to hide in lava, dear zork, amazing
@CantComplain3k
5 жыл бұрын
Right... right... yeah, yeah, right... yeah? Still not following ya, Kaptain He had me convinced he was for a second there...
@SinerAthin
12 жыл бұрын
'cunning' is the word you're looking for. They may not be able to write great articles or solve complicated mathematical puzzles, but they can be cunning and clever like a predator. ... assuming they survive their mistakes to learn about it ;P
@tanall5959
6 жыл бұрын
Orks can pull off some pretty bat-shit crazy things when you get enough of them together. Read 'The Beast Arises' series for examples (Notable example: Warp-teleporting ENTIRE MOONS!)
@bramellant5835
11 жыл бұрын
Genius. Pure genius. An' dey says da orks aren't smarta den dem!
@TheBoneKing
3 жыл бұрын
*D A B I G T H I N F K I N*
@XxFulgrimxX
11 жыл бұрын
Probably the best campaign in Retribution for its awesome writing.
@TheVoiceOfReason93
13 жыл бұрын
"Get ready you great posh plated stomp bit! DA ORKS IS COMING! WAAAAAAGH!!!"
@bloodypieman
8 жыл бұрын
He's like Sherlock Holmes! But green and in outer space!
@comixcam9154
3 жыл бұрын
And a pirate!
@moonflowerviewing91
3 жыл бұрын
And scottish
@sherabtod3728
8 жыл бұрын
am i supposed to hide in da lava? mork knows i wont be doing that again XD
@noobfeeder2833
6 жыл бұрын
it was hard for other races to figure out kyrus was in cyrene...but the orcs figured it out easily!
@ineptwatcher
11 жыл бұрын
Still not following you Kap'h.
@Hypastpist
12 жыл бұрын
if ol' bluddflagg really is like a green jack sparrow IN SPACE i dont think there will EVER be a coherent conversation with him
@channoz9310
6 жыл бұрын
the best voice acting
@StartouchArts
9 жыл бұрын
Just randomly look up Dakka dakka and found this video. I swear to god, I've heard their voices somewhere before, but I don't know where...
@IAmTheStig32
9 жыл бұрын
+Tobi of the Akatsuki Well, the voice of the big pirate Ork is Patrick Seitz, who also voices Ragna the Bloodedge (Blazblue), Ira Gamagori (Kill la Kill), Artanis (Starcraft II), Scorpion (Mortal Kombat 9) and Isshin Kurosaki (Bleach).
@StartouchArts
9 жыл бұрын
Gamagori, yes, that's what it was! Thank you! It's easy to tell its Patrick Seitz when he's yelling XD
@IAmTheStig32
9 жыл бұрын
+Tobi of the Akatsuki Hahaha, totally :D Bigger than you
@Costar58
8 жыл бұрын
+Yang Xiao Long Also Garrosh Hellscream and Lich King(Arthas Menethil) in World of Warcraft
i'm actually impressed by bluddflag! i mean he's an ork right?....he figured out kyras's hiding place amazingly fast (4 an ork;) weren't orks suposed to be stupid...??
@Costar58
11 жыл бұрын
Orks is da biggest, da strongest and appaerently da smartest
@MarianoRyu
12 жыл бұрын
- He don't wanna get zogged. xD
@xhunterforest
11 жыл бұрын
this is got to be the smartest ork i'v seen. though my brother is like mr.nailbrain with his conversations. XD "um, ya, ok, still not following. " lol
@ShadowWolfRising
7 жыл бұрын
it's a good thing he's isn't leading a Waaagh and is just a Freeboota, cause if he was he'd probably destroy half the Galaxy.
@BrotherGodhand
13 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, Bluddflagg's logic makes perfect sense...
@dark7element
13 жыл бұрын
@GearShotgun Dakka is an onomatopoeia for automatic gunfire. You need more of it. No exceptions.
@TheGarand01
13 жыл бұрын
@tezmellez Yeah, but Bluddflagg only took about 30 seconds to figure it out as of now. Castor might have figured it out at an earlier point but who can say how long it took him before that to figure it out?
@9f81rsd00
4 жыл бұрын
Kyras got outmaneuvered by fungus.
@DarkEmperorRay13
8 жыл бұрын
Dis iz wy e's da WAAAAAGH Baws.
@Replican815
13 жыл бұрын
Hang on a squig...
@SinerAthin
13 жыл бұрын
Brikkfist... wants an Exterminatus... strapped to his back? Emperor protect us...
@Haloister
13 жыл бұрын
@tezmellez isn't funny how everyone was in excrutiating pain when kyras was in his their minds but Castor was Calm and cool while he figured out were kyras was hiding
@Pachiku93
7 жыл бұрын
And I though Grimskull was the only warboss who showed some intelligence
@Triarii1
13 жыл бұрын
Hang on a squig!
@Majora48
12 жыл бұрын
very few are cunning. they are simple. i used the right word. they have one track minds. fighting looting and killing are what thy care about. thats simple. when an ork is cunning he gets noticed. among orks or his foes, very quickly.
@kingbrit4583
4 жыл бұрын
God imagine orks but with the mind of the emperor.
@John-Stark
4 жыл бұрын
The Beast was the closest to that
@tfallspark5104
7 жыл бұрын
that is a terifying amout of logic from an ork!
@JawsOnYou67
13 жыл бұрын
@Gjkl345 hell Slannesh captured 2 of the eldar gods but both were taken from him/her, one by Khorn, the other by Nurgul, and Tzeech uses Slannesh as a pawn, so pretty much Salennesh is everyones bitch
@doobledeeschmoobledee2211
7 жыл бұрын
Da hummies is dumb'n all but even dey wuldnt dakka da places what dey already dakka'd befor.
@manwiththemachinegun
13 жыл бұрын
Ork logic is amazing.
@magmos6346
13 жыл бұрын
@GearShotgun It's ork slang for a gun with rapidfire capabilities. AKA: The noise a rapid shooting gun makes.
@TheGoodLuc
6 жыл бұрын
And you thought Orks are stupid...
@SuaveNerd2000
13 жыл бұрын
@TheFoilGuy well you don't need a phd in orky mekanikz to be a mek... no seriously you don't, they're actually born with the ability to make that kind of stuff
@ZetsubouGintama
6 жыл бұрын
In grimdarkness of the future... Ork is the smartest and most commonsense in the universe...
@GearShotgun
13 жыл бұрын
I understand a lot of Ork but i still cant pin down the meaning of Dakka: I assume it means blow up or completely destroy someone or something.
@ravelordneato4107
6 жыл бұрын
YOU ALWEZ NEED MOAR DAKKA
@mojewjewjew4420
6 жыл бұрын
I know this is a late reply but Dakka means firepower
@matthewgagnon9426
6 жыл бұрын
Super late reply, but dakka is just Ork for guns or explosives. It's a versatile word, it can be a verb or a noun.
@boxtank5288
6 жыл бұрын
GearShotgun it is the orc word for immense and Superior Firepower, usually typified by the entire area just being coated with bullets flying.
@John-Stark
4 жыл бұрын
It's firepower
@GreenDevilification
11 жыл бұрын
too much dakka in one video... oh well, you can never have enough dakka if youre an ork...
@Nyrufa
5 жыл бұрын
What kind of half assed *WAAAGH* was that? Strip the captain of his title immediately!
@ZZZ2573
12 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Mr. Nailbrain LOL
@SaintBroken
13 жыл бұрын
Well if they don't attack the place which they have already attacked then Kyras could very well be on Typhon as well. I mean they just blew it up.
@dragonstormx
13 жыл бұрын
@Gjkl345 Provided you can avoid the tradition warhammer 40k plot induced stupidity, like loses to guys a real modern army could beat easily.
@NaelokQ
13 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind strapping one of those missiles to my back either.
@matrixtrollmarine
6 жыл бұрын
took him long enough
@chromepaintaddict9787
8 жыл бұрын
One of the worst mistakes you can do in Warhammer is underestimating Orks
@withcdoctor
13 жыл бұрын
@SinerAthin Most likely a Cyclonic Torpedo but yeah. One of those + Stormboyz= Orks Fall, Everyone Dies, Roll New Universe.
@jallerb2
13 жыл бұрын
Orks are both dangerous, stupid and funny. A perfect combination, don't you think?
@RocketHarry865
6 жыл бұрын
and the most successful OrK Warbosses are dangerous, funny or awesome and smart enough to blindside you if you allow yourself to undereastimate them
@angelosreiper4051
5 жыл бұрын
stomp bait.
@123123s3
7 жыл бұрын
impressive brain power for a space pirate fungus with some serious anger issues
@Haloister
13 жыл бұрын
@TheGarand01 once Castor got the Chance to think about it he figured it out almost instantly
@LAND37
11 жыл бұрын
......orks are thinking...........exterminatus from orbit.......its the only way to be sure
@domhemingway6271
4 жыл бұрын
sounds like me and my homies at a late saturday night at a bar tour
@dragonstormx
13 жыл бұрын
@Gjkl345 I was talking worshipers, not gods and daemons.
@GoldenSunAlex
12 жыл бұрын
@alsowikk I dunno, Ghazzkull Thraka could give him a run for his money.
@pontifexaurum
13 жыл бұрын
Spookums sounds like Tony Robinson from Blackadder.
@GearShotgun
13 жыл бұрын
@dark7element which is why Orks dont have sniper rifles
@louie97ation
13 жыл бұрын
@Gjkl345 I thought EVERYONE was Tzeentch's (sp) pawn.
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