I feel the sudden urge to purchase an Ironside computer
@shellibayliss
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@frigginsepone446
4 жыл бұрын
Oldschool intro. iSorrow still has editing skills...
@weeiniehutjr5964
4 жыл бұрын
I actually got one and it is absolutely amazing I couldn’t be happier
@hussar6351
4 жыл бұрын
bro i already caved
@KameroonEmperor
4 жыл бұрын
Genius
@F22onblockland
4 жыл бұрын
You playing Empire Total War: *ends turn* AI Ottomans: *You will never reach the next turn*
@TheT3MK4
4 жыл бұрын
F-22 tip for this glitch: use a fleet to blockade Bosporus strait which mean reveal near Istanbul. Ottomans units always freeze when too many small units walk stop walk stop near Bosporus.
@TheT3MK4
4 жыл бұрын
Resi Resi yes
@Tymekew
4 жыл бұрын
What ottomans
@ingratus8160
4 жыл бұрын
@@Tymekew Well, the French knew this man.... and his name was Otto.
@zahfa7608
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheT3MK4 you don't need a fleet, just a single crappy sloop will do the job
@Koifish
4 жыл бұрын
I dare you to play as Sweden! MEATBALL SUPREMACY!!!
@robertcurry389
4 жыл бұрын
I support Mr. Koifish’s dare.
@florecnd7588
4 жыл бұрын
I support mr. koifish" dare
@sire8677
4 жыл бұрын
I dare you to play denmark
@houseking9211
4 жыл бұрын
I support Mr. Koifish’s dare.
@jarltyke
4 жыл бұрын
Yes play as Sweden and spend the entire start of the game by fighting Russia and PLC xD
@copperstone4078
4 жыл бұрын
as a half turkish i'm delighted and as a half greek i'm angry
@uvuvwevwevweosas4459
4 жыл бұрын
You are antimatter of the universe
@volodyadykun6490
4 жыл бұрын
Who do you root for in history books?
@javanmills6152
4 жыл бұрын
@@volodyadykun6490 He roots for both and cries for both
@javanmills6152
4 жыл бұрын
@@volodyadykun6490 and if he is in greece/turkey he may die for both
@monkeydetonation
4 жыл бұрын
In general how do you feel about the fall of Constantinople?
@Tomcat_ha
4 жыл бұрын
I like how the Ottomans were pioneers of gunpowder warfare and then these devs decided "lol nah they havent figured out how to use boomsticks yet."
@ra.n9482
Жыл бұрын
Being pioneers of something and actually using said invention correctly are two different things. The Ottoman Empire pioneered gunpoweder weaponry but never completely modernized their armies to European standards during the 18th century.
@rarescevei8268
10 ай бұрын
@@ra.n9482To a certain extent.
@myth9240
7 ай бұрын
Good job listening to race propaganda traitor
@huseyinemreeken3024
6 ай бұрын
@@ra.n9482yeah but the thing is, this is a game. And it was always a possibility irl. A player should have to option to modernize the army.
@patsfreak
4 жыл бұрын
My crowning achievement may have been the game as Maratha where I took revenge on the British invasion by conquering the 13 colonies, giving them to the Iroquois and Cherokees, and after allying with both, just continually shooting up the attempted rebellions. The United States never formed because of some dudes in sweet hats riding elephants.
@patsfreak
4 жыл бұрын
@The Nova renaissance liberating Scotland and Ireland was the next stop.
@mr.wilson9941
8 ай бұрын
Based
@emilsahlin2125
Ай бұрын
I have done exactly the same thing 👍🙂
@emilsahlin2125
Ай бұрын
Also with Sweden, currently owning 95% of every continent
@ykakutani
4 жыл бұрын
Meme intros are back YEET
@dillguy9
4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Please Stop
@boyishmallard9404
4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku go away bot
@diegoidepersia
4 жыл бұрын
Report the guy for spam like smh
@frigginsepone446
4 жыл бұрын
@@diegoidepersia Report? To whom?? KZitem authorities??? Muahahahahaha........
@diegoidepersia
4 жыл бұрын
@@frigginsepone446 bruh theres literally a report button for spam
@marcino457
4 жыл бұрын
Lol it's nice to see someone else liking Empire the most. Especially seeing how much people hate on it. Not undeservedly so if we're being honest, but with a few rebalancing mods it can be really good. Plus it covers one of the more interesting time periods in history, at least in my opinion.
@OCinneide
4 жыл бұрын
I didnt really like the building system change
@redbaronflyer8392
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if the campaign AI wasn't completely fubar (looking at you, Sweden and Ottomans spamming one unit armies across straights), melee combat wasn't completely broken, forts didn't lag when a wall was breached, and the battle AI wouldn't randomly lock up Empire would be way higher on my favorite games list. I was kinda bummed they never really bothered to fix a lot of the issues, but that seems to be a recurring thing. Attila is still a great game that is terribly optimized and has weird issues like certain towns only having 3 building slots in total (when 95% of them have four) I remember when I installed darthmod and picked a start date that had the US independent. At the end of the first turn the French offered an alliance, I turned it down because I didn't want to get dragged into a war, Britain then sent me an alliance that I refused as well. At the end of turn 2, they both allied with each other and declared war on me despite the fact that they both had "very friendly" opinions of me. Then there were weird things like industrial buildings having no downsides for Constitutional Monarchies because they don't have a "lower class" listed in the public order. I love Empire but I just wish it wasn't so evidently rushed to release and was never (significantly) patched afterward. As soon as Napoleon came out empire was never patched again if I recall correctly. I imagine a polished Empire would be very fun, even if it did have weird quirks like Spain and France being one province.
@OCinneide
4 жыл бұрын
@@redbaronflyer8392 total war AI was never good
@MrLogistician
4 жыл бұрын
I think the hate is a bit out of proportion for the quality of the game. Expectations were probably higher. It's definitely a good game overall, worth playing, even if the ai is kinda crappy overall.
@OCinneide
4 жыл бұрын
Herdan Rome 2 battle AI is shocking in a lot of maps. Bottles up in one spot etc.
@Polar-jj6eb
4 жыл бұрын
Hello ISorrow Just Wanted To Say I’ve Been Watching you’re channel for ages and just wanted to say thank you!
@Userext47
4 жыл бұрын
Hell I wish they did the empire total war's theather option for each section of the map. You know, like stitching together the campaigns in napleon total war. Iberia, Italy, Balkans, France, Germany, East europe, Russia. So we could have more detailed maps with more cities without overloading the game engine.
@tribblier
4 жыл бұрын
India and Europe are actually connected
@sunshower6560
4 жыл бұрын
The Nova renaissance Britannia was good :/
@zejdland
4 жыл бұрын
lyrics on my channel to Polish cow CHECK OUT
@Userext47
4 жыл бұрын
@The Nova renaissance I get that but I don't care about "theather" persay, I want more cities&details on the map and the only way to achieve this is by making each region a theather like spain, france and italy into theathers of their own. There were way more cities on italy when playing tutorial of rome 2(only shows italy) and there were way more cities in gaul when playing caeser's campaign. That's what I want. Whether that requires the title to be "empire" or whether it can be applied to all total war games. I want more cities
@mauricioaguilar7227
4 жыл бұрын
@The Nova renaissance " the title which shall not be said is british isles" XD oh you mean Thrones of Britannia ups!
@kronosbach5263
4 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, I was never actualy this eary, so this is a first.
@IwanJames
4 жыл бұрын
early gang
@isissorrowchongdongproduct6361
4 жыл бұрын
@@IwanJames eary*
@kronosbach5263
3 жыл бұрын
@The Nova renaissanceme? What vi
@molodoy..
3 жыл бұрын
TNO redux
@kronosbach5263
3 жыл бұрын
@@molodoy.. Sounds like a great idea
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve missed meme intros so much
@ryanweiner5907
3 жыл бұрын
kim jung booooooooooooooooooooom
@EinFelsbrocken
4 жыл бұрын
"Its not constantinople Its istanbul Dab on the infidels Bilmiyorum" - Unknown author; from the ottoman school of poetry
@MysteriousLoppan
3 жыл бұрын
B Y Z A N T I U M
@sovietunion8147
3 жыл бұрын
@@MysteriousLoppan nop
@_semih_
3 жыл бұрын
@@MysteriousLoppan you have won the internet bruh
@tanjeeschuan4999
3 жыл бұрын
@@MysteriousLoppan Tsargard
@drasticallyfantastic7164
4 жыл бұрын
I like the ottoman empire in empire, reviving sick empires is so fun administratively
@imperialfront6366
3 жыл бұрын
i like starting as a small nation and become really strong and take over the world in almost every stratgy game
@alphastar9528
3 жыл бұрын
@@imperialfront6366 yeah, really original
@mr.neworld2031
3 жыл бұрын
@@imperialfront6366 its more fun
@mfathurhaqihaqi6261
2 жыл бұрын
Ottoman was still economically and militarily strong for much of the 18th century. They only truly became the "Sick Man of Europe" during the 19th century and beyond.
@jshadowhunter
4 жыл бұрын
Funny how this was posted on the day of the Battle of Lepanto.
@tombkings6279
4 жыл бұрын
Yee
@knutderklein9994
3 жыл бұрын
Tsk tsk tsk *naupaktos
@favorius
3 жыл бұрын
Bostancıbası was title or rank of that dude. Bostancı were guardsmen of palace. Baş means head so that guy was Head of Bostancıs. What an alien language we have :)
@Wintersmith12
4 жыл бұрын
I never understood the problem people have with the naval combat in Empire/Napoleon. What do you think combat between sailing ships is supposed to be like?
@Account.for.Comment
3 жыл бұрын
Not boring. Naval battles in TW are boring most of the time. In real life, they are mostly a giant road blocks. Most of the only interesting things happen is when they almost reach land. Even the Pacific war, many of the US Navy goals are to destroy land bases. "After Trafalgar, England secured the waves, and Napoleon ruled the continent" -English historian.
@MrSkillfish
4 жыл бұрын
We need Empire II but with again atleast almost whole world to conquer
@williamjames7293
4 жыл бұрын
and also add in china and japan
@hydra7427
4 жыл бұрын
No. You don't want that. In fact, that was exactly E:TW's problem.
@skepticmonkey6923
4 жыл бұрын
@@hydra7427 No, I want a big map! Those are the best
@plainbagel9192
3 жыл бұрын
at least a Victorian age total war between 1937 and 1905 .....won't get that until like after CA is done milking Warhammer
@memescap1236
4 жыл бұрын
The one where you role-played as an American colonist was my favorite video on this channel I’m so glad you’ve returned back to this
@PAINNN666
4 жыл бұрын
Бацька 😯
@selahattinkaskc8668
3 жыл бұрын
@@PAINNN666 russia
@ice_sea5527
4 жыл бұрын
damn
@acegamergoldie1008
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@comradekenobi6908
4 жыл бұрын
boi
@veteran_dino
4 жыл бұрын
hey isp how are you today? :D
@eskihesapkullanmyorum4648
3 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! We got Vienna. Thank you so much, the lion of Allah; iSorrowproductions pasha!
@stuff9680
4 жыл бұрын
Empire total war challenge, play as the ottomans, keep your starting army but you can only recruit Musellims and Armed Peasentry
@snipingflute4346
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve sort of did that. But only used those unit compilations for fighting in the American Theatre.
@CodytheHun123
3 жыл бұрын
Play with Peasant Levy in Napoleon TW. Absolute chaos and fun
@strategon7249
4 жыл бұрын
Empire Total War and the Meme Intro... Finally a good day
@daskanguru140
4 жыл бұрын
Empire Total war literally nuked my PC beyond repair. I tried every trick in the book to reboot it but nothing worked. Absolutly legendary game; 10/10 would by a new PC again
@miko5742
3 жыл бұрын
Use an Ironside computer, duh
@snappy452
4 жыл бұрын
EMPIRE Total War in a nutshell: Give me your capitol and we shall have peace *20 turns later* Blow a few holes open in their capitol defensive walls, flatten the inhabitants with mortars and send in the cavalry to clean up the rest. Still love it though. Over 1000 hrs played. Help.
@indieWellie
4 жыл бұрын
i played the game where i could not have my army costs greater than my navy costs. it forces you to play aggressively at sea, whilst very defensively and strategically on land (aside from carving out parts of the americas and/or india). playing on med/lower unit sizes makes the naval aspect more manageable tho.
@MrSeekerOfPeace
4 жыл бұрын
@@indieWellie I did something similar in Darth Mod. (But with Zero Navy.) Poland-Lithuania with *only* 3 Army stacks allowed. I also decided to fight defensive wars And *only* take 1-2 territories This lead me into a 20+ turn war with Prussia/Courland/Austria. I took only Silesia, East Prussia. I had to stop because Russia defeated Sweden and I knew was going to declare war on me next.
@smirkdogeface
4 жыл бұрын
Play United States campaign. Maratha Confederacy: Declares war and tries to land troops near New York. 30 turns later. Half of India, including Maratha capital, is FREED.
@nymasajista9207
4 жыл бұрын
A good way to have OP Ottomans in empire is to make the two revolts needed to become a republic from the start. That way you can send your best army to India really early on and the revolts will give you some more troops to rebuild with. Also drop the Barbary Pirates at start so you don't have everybody hating you because of them, but keep the Khanate. Take Ukraine and give it to the Khanate so they'll keep Russia in check, and then put that army on a boat and send them to hit the Maratha. Empire is all about taking India since that's where the most riches are and if you don't take them out the Marathas will become monsters with those riches anyways. I like to take that settlement on the bottom right with the fort to start from and don't build any naval units until the Maratha are wiped out, then take out the Mughals. Don't push east into Persia until you take out Georgia and that other nation in the Caucasus because they will always declare on you when you push east first. Don't worry about the crappy Russia provinces above them as they aren't worth taking and Russia can't do anything since they are fighting the Khanate and Sweden. Once you've taken everything to your east you are the superpower and everybody wants to trade with you as you take out whoever you like in Europe. The only way they don't want to trade with you is if you take a bunch of land in the European theater early on and piss everybody off with the AE, or if you keep the Barbary pirates since they're at war with everybody. Going Republic is always worth it since you can have plenty of schools without worrying about public order.
@vincentpedi2397
4 жыл бұрын
Constitutional Monarchy is way better imo. Less diplomatic penalty. Make sure you get a 5+ star leader and put together the best cabinet in the world.
@SS5Ghaleon
4 жыл бұрын
EU4!!!! You could upset everyone and play Ottomans there too!
@mono4on
4 жыл бұрын
Brroooo I made an Ottoman Campaign playthrough last night too, at the same time(almost) thats so weird bro good vid, enjoy your stuff dude
@unbindingfloyd
4 жыл бұрын
Last time I played I started as one of the Indian factions. Took over all of Indian. Took Persia. Then went east by ship and took the native land in Texas. Then I took Mexico. Slowly moved into all of North America. DominionOfNorthAmerica.exe Still a fun game.
@robroux5059
4 жыл бұрын
via H1B1 visas... sounds right.
@elithefloridaman8952
4 жыл бұрын
The meme intos are Back!
@emre30489
4 жыл бұрын
8:40 "bostancibasi" actually means "gardener" lol
@yagizdemirer
3 жыл бұрын
bostanksebesk
@Vlad-mt7hu
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been happier before in my life.
@maydeme880
4 жыл бұрын
Yo I want me Poland addiction to be satisfied, could you play them in empire total war?
@tristikov
3 жыл бұрын
Completely agree with you on Empire: Total War. Despite the endless frustrating bugs, and nearly endless tedious loading, there's something endlessly enjoyable about this Total War in particular that keeps me coming back to it as well... Maybe it's just because I played the demo when it came out and I could barely run it, so coming back to it now with an overpowered PC is sweet, but it's just a very enjoyable and addictive game even today (that just happens to be glitchy as hell.)
@dr_sussy_magussy
4 жыл бұрын
Here's an idea, camels only with the new DLC coming out. For HOI4.
@williamjames7293
4 жыл бұрын
what dlc is that?
@jheck2722
3 жыл бұрын
I can see it now, a $20 DLC about Halie Selassie, and Ethiopian bushmen on camels, running from incompetent Italians, and their nerve gas.
@uctruongtri5352
4 жыл бұрын
isorrowproduction fan :scoot over suleiman we have a new magnificent suleiman: why isorrowproduction fan :he have taken viena suleiman:too shade
@knutderklein9994
4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was early, Ottoman were still beylik
@SpaceKnight105
3 жыл бұрын
Music name? Please it makes me laugh
@SpaceKnight105
4 жыл бұрын
what music is he using in this video!
@tenchimuyo69
4 жыл бұрын
It will still always be the "I accidentally conquered half of Europe" Total war to me.
@australianword3812
4 жыл бұрын
The school of poetry for 3 turns Its price is 900 300 x 3 is equal to 900 Victoria 3 confirmed
@tibsky
3 жыл бұрын
Something that saddens me about Empire: Total War is that it was originally meant to include THE ENTIRE GLOBE, and for my autistic ass that made it unplayable to me for a while lol
@leonjankov3410
4 жыл бұрын
"That's right baby, the school of poetry", no iSorrow, you aren't playing Vicky anymore!
@thesavageclips
4 жыл бұрын
As a half Turk and Bosnian... I have nothing to say, just kinda early tbh
@tomasjavorsky5323
4 жыл бұрын
This is all very cool, but do you know what it`s missing? ARTILLERY ONLY!!!!!!
@imperatoristhebrave2590
4 жыл бұрын
ISP cough twice if Ironside is holding your family hostage
@hussey4826
4 жыл бұрын
Me: "It's time to sleep, it's 2am already" *Isorrows uploads* Me: "Sleep is for normies anyways"
@dub2juicy190
4 жыл бұрын
This quote is on my steam profile npw
@lonepaladin388
4 жыл бұрын
3:23am Swiss and i have to get up at 10:10 am.
@sulanoji
3 жыл бұрын
10:25 - every ETW fan 20XX
@josephswolin9904
4 жыл бұрын
early for an isp video. POG
@YitzharVered
4 жыл бұрын
Roses are red They sometimes come dotted Seeing the Irish? Enemy spotted!
@osmanokumuser
4 жыл бұрын
I hate this game. I played 300 hours. 3 months ago I try to play again but game is too old.
@DhonJoe
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite total war game, I love seeing a video on it.
@mudcrab3420
4 жыл бұрын
I loved Empire. Then some twat released 'Definitive Edition' and can't get it to run for more than 7 seconds. Not pleased. Forums haven't helped. Done reinstalls. Mucked around deleting files. Checked again. Cried in the corner. Can't get it to run. Sigh.
@deutschamerikaner
4 жыл бұрын
TYT be like: Armenians? Never heard of em. Wait... you mean the archers?
@jareddanielgibson
3 жыл бұрын
Play as Georgia 🇬🇪 I dare you! You won't!
@HoundofOdin
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not Turkish, but I am very happy about anything Ottoman related. They're an under appreciated culture. Ottoman poets were brilliant.
@hayro252
4 жыл бұрын
Should have installed Ottoman Realism Mod first.
@dcuniversedude2566
4 жыл бұрын
Would be really nice if Creative Assembly could put out a patch for empire to fix all the bugs.
@snipingflute4346
4 жыл бұрын
True. Earlier I was playing a Courland campaign with the Empire: Total Factions mod and Courland can only build Catholic buildings when the state religion is Protestant. I conquered the British 13 Colonies and eventually the British Isles just so I can recruit missionaries.
@LillianAredhel
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly you missed the chance to say "when in doubt, frag out"
@Juzusa
4 жыл бұрын
Buggy Mess ?! You mean „Special Features“.
@Madiannereid
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t even play 90% of the games your videos feature and yet here I sit, watching.
@Hell_O7
Жыл бұрын
Relatable
@magnificentspud4659
4 жыл бұрын
Very nice, great videoman game, good gampleying👍
@ryanlaird6447
4 жыл бұрын
Empire total war is my favourite with a close second being napoleon total war If we had napoleon gameplay and empire map then would be great
@indieWellie
4 жыл бұрын
they had to get rid of the big map because of end of turn lag, especially turkish units crossing over the Bosporous
@edp-xo1on
4 жыл бұрын
Do motorized artillery only at 600k subs
@musakaandede
4 жыл бұрын
i might be the happiest turkish now
@comradekenobi6908
4 жыл бұрын
1:41 he said it himself lol
@nassemthegreat9582
2 жыл бұрын
You're like the family guy of KZitem.
@mr.neworld2031
3 жыл бұрын
Empire total war is one if the best total war games
@nyunnsinthtoo
4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me but his intros don’t make sense to me
@gutentag2684
4 жыл бұрын
Do empire total war artillery only.
@bethbearmacethatguy
4 жыл бұрын
I still love coming back to ol'faithful Empire total war.
@MrMarttivainaa
4 жыл бұрын
I bought this in 2009 as a kid and then realized my parent's computer couldn't run it. Two years later I bought my own and sank a couple hundred hours into it. It's great fun.
@ombascrackden1767
2 жыл бұрын
tbh i unironically enjoy naval battles
@villons0465
4 жыл бұрын
You should play the knights.
@jimhopper5868
4 жыл бұрын
*Neutral Turkish person sound*
@stavroskassinos7834
4 жыл бұрын
I found irregulars you be too awesome, especially early game. They shoot much quicker than line infantry and the enemies runs away fast
@akhenaten617
4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy the famous Armenia
@bobbyhillthuglife
3 жыл бұрын
3:51 can't believe ISP missed that the venetian general's name was Assemani
@abloodorange5233
4 жыл бұрын
That ironside intro gives me warm tingling feelings
@connorwalker7995
4 жыл бұрын
Hey another great vid nice into
@emrekaraman6877
4 жыл бұрын
Milking the viewers.jpeg
@SuperCommu
4 жыл бұрын
Ha yes...My favourite game, Empire Total War! (Actualy not a total joke, I realy like the game, what a pleasure to see mr.ISP play it)
@nymasajista9207
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's my favorite Total War too. I always wanted them to make Empire 2 with the engine from Fall of the Samurai, that would have been awesome.
@memazov6601
4 жыл бұрын
Do Country Roulette in CK3
@BromTeque
4 жыл бұрын
I wanna play Empire: Total War, but I suck at Total War games. Don't know why, been trying to look at tutorials, but I still suck ass.
@briguy345
4 жыл бұрын
ISP Dagestan game when?
@pktaxes2634
4 жыл бұрын
Powered by IronSlav
@hallthepope2232
4 жыл бұрын
I am still waiting for that anti-tank only
@Arda0801
4 жыл бұрын
Make me happy Daddy ISP
@Storeenzo
4 жыл бұрын
My dad is native Anatolian with Celtic roots, my mom has Greek origins combined with Turkish. Also I love pissing off people. This video was the best thing this month so far
@Mugistan
4 жыл бұрын
Talking about the greatest games, When is the next March of the Eagles giveaway ?
@anormalorthodox
4 жыл бұрын
*Angry Serbian noices*
@austinreed5805
4 жыл бұрын
When you go shopping for furniture.
@uwielbiamtruskawki6049
4 жыл бұрын
Shogun 2 is the best
@CallingSkoot
4 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THE PITCH BOI
@elgenerico5453
4 жыл бұрын
"Your mission is to infiltrate the jungle and capture all the monkeys"
@dewiretnowati8761
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite game
@nayas1885
4 жыл бұрын
Empire Total War
@samukai5802
4 жыл бұрын
To this day I clap everytime a meme version comes on from the ironside intro
@jonashansen1466
4 жыл бұрын
Empire total war gang, hell yah, I love this game.
@VoughtAmerica
4 жыл бұрын
I'm having some weird deja Vu right now and I don't think it's the good kind
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