"no they don't, you did that" is still possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard
@garrisonaw
4 ай бұрын
I’d say it’s tied with “I like my potatoes like I like my women: single and stark bollock naked”
@jackrelaxed4852
3 жыл бұрын
He's a genius. All over a naked spud. He destroys the whole retail marketing with mockery and ridiculte. Never has ranting been so cutting. And that glorious Welsh accent makes it so musical.
@tiaroth1236
5 жыл бұрын
"A pan of mash and a suicide note" gets me everytime
@JargonMadjin
3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@MDyson151
3 жыл бұрын
"You could get arrested. For what, separating potatoes?" Tea all over my bloody top, haven't laughed like that in a long time 🤣 🤣
@treemium1467
6 жыл бұрын
'and you go and put the last of your tuna mayonnaise.....all over a pissing melon' LMFAO
@afpwebworks
Жыл бұрын
Yes waste all your tuna mayonnaise because there weren't enough labels on the potatoes
@Sapphire101MFS
5 жыл бұрын
We need more unique comedians like this who leave the cliches aside and come up with their own totally weird stories and jokes 😂👏🏻👏🏻
@tomekstec981
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't come up with it, it's true xd Just like James Acaster stories haha
@me-ju3fv
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree. The likes of Jason Manford aren't funny
@williamarmstrong8337
2 жыл бұрын
Not once was gender or race mentioned. Bloody great.
@UpWithTheBirds23
6 жыл бұрын
The self harming potato just killed me! "Start peeling himself every time things get a little bit difficult" XD
@kaizokuAUTO
6 жыл бұрын
killed the potato too...
@scottmcgregor2001
6 жыл бұрын
That's why there's 2 potatoes, 1 for moral support..... lmao funniest thing I've heard in years.
@heyysimone
2 жыл бұрын
"Pound of mash and a suicide note"
@mashpolson1
7 жыл бұрын
"It's one potato, two potato, three potato, four. Not two potato, four potato, six potato, pissing eight" XD
@virginiajarrell4856
7 жыл бұрын
I think the reference is the joke of a pack of two potatoes, thus he changed it to 2 , 4 6, 8
@ethandalton6480
7 жыл бұрын
virginia jarrell well done, genius.
@afmghost1759
6 жыл бұрын
This isn't Noah's vegetable rack
@libbyreesbarresi7459
6 жыл бұрын
mashpoison1...it is in Wales hahahahaha
@mashpolson1
5 жыл бұрын
Libby Rees I can see that!! I just navigated that on my new toothbrush!!
@Wriggs74
5 жыл бұрын
Sorry they come in packs of two. No they don't, you did that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 x
@peterww3106
6 жыл бұрын
He does rant better than anyone else I know!!
@mashpolson1
5 жыл бұрын
Went to see his new show 'The Book of John' last night, OMG I thought I was gonna die of laughter, he was so hilarious!! Defiantly worth seeing
@terencejay8845
5 жыл бұрын
His 'buying a duvet' kills me every time.
@benmiller7690
5 жыл бұрын
joey diaz my man, rhods not even close. Hes still great though
@TheChrismyster1
5 жыл бұрын
David Mitchell is a good ranter too
@pohl54
4 жыл бұрын
Don't know I have my moments. Like a lot of people I know where he's coming from.
@bartvandewalle4253
7 жыл бұрын
Of course, this is comedy, but he's right, why in Earth does everything have to be packaged and repackaged and often repackaged again in layers of plastic, cardboard and styrofoam? For our benefit? Bollocks. You could easily do away with most of it.
@zakatalmosen5984
6 жыл бұрын
It's just more stuff you can charge for. Having packaging means you can involve more companies in the production. A company makes a styrofoam plate for, let's say, a penny. Then sells it to the company that manufactures the product for 2 p. Then they sell the product to retailers, charging one pound for the product and 3 p for the packaging. Then retailers sell the whole thing for two pounds. And, depending on where you live, you might get VAT on each of those stages, bringing up the total to 3 pounds. Then you have to throw all the useless packaging away and you have to pay the government to dispose of it, and because the amount of grabage is artificially inflated the government fucks you up with waste taxes. It's for the benefit of those who work in one of these industries, as they get to have these useless jobs. Except they then have to buy all their essentials from retail, and piss away money on useless packaging. That's consumerism for you.
@nilloc93
5 жыл бұрын
fresh food stores exist, the entire world isn't Tesco
@BigyetiTechnologies
5 жыл бұрын
@@zakatalmosen5984 I read your post in Rhod's voice
@elizabeth1703
5 жыл бұрын
Andy Merrett because he was using examples from his anger management diary I imagine all the jokes would be the same because all the situations are the same... being pissed at the world for not making sense
@Koop784
5 жыл бұрын
I suppose when your produce is shipped from 1000 miles away, they're a little worried about spoilage.
@bk1147
3 жыл бұрын
No they don't, you did that! Priceless
@tonyhedditch4402
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant. I p**s myself watching ANYTHING to do with this top geezer.
@kurluk04
3 жыл бұрын
Cant believe ive just watched 8 minutes of a bloke rant about a potato 😂 amazing skit 🙌
@keiraroberts2113
4 жыл бұрын
‘Pan of mash and a suicide note’ is where I died. 😂😂
@jameswest9388
5 жыл бұрын
“Bend over and say hello to King Edward” 😂😂
@katieheys8564
2 жыл бұрын
"no they don't, you did that" omg I fucking died!
@paulcannell7188
3 жыл бұрын
the Yorkshire Chipper...priceless
@jamesbashford5358
6 жыл бұрын
Is that why they sell them in twos, for morale support so one can talk his mate down from the edge of the pan😂😂 tears streaming down my face
@halogeek6
2 жыл бұрын
after all. Man's just did an 8 minute rants about wasted packaging... I love it.
@SyTheMetalhead
6 жыл бұрын
This guy is a comic genius, one of the funniest comedians out there today
@gdj6298
2 жыл бұрын
I've enjoyed Rhod Gilbert for years on radio and TV panel shows but for some reason, I've never looked for his standup stuff until now..... Oh, blimey - I feel a YT binge coming on !
@longleaf0
7 жыл бұрын
Best skit I've seen since the scene in Fawlty Towers where Basil is trying to convey the name of the horse (Dragonfly) to Polly who is in turn trying to tell Sybil.
@munky342
6 жыл бұрын
Sinule Fuck! Now I need to watch them all again.
@Junkyard_Gypsy87
6 жыл бұрын
Flying tart 🤣🤣🤣
@liesldasilva9590
Ай бұрын
True comedy at its best. Love Rhod!
@Hollins23
5 жыл бұрын
The energy that he expends...wow! I get wound up just listening to/ watching him.
@mrf3327
2 жыл бұрын
No one is as good as him, 10 mins of jokes out of that!
@grimTales1
5 жыл бұрын
Surprised the shop doesn't sell loose potatoes TBH, but I agree with him :D What a waste of packaging! "Of course people don't like Loose Potatoes, watching 4 potatoes sit around discussing the menopause is only marginally more interesting than the bloody human programme" XD XD
@eyebrowman1
11 ай бұрын
He's so chilled and talks in quite a quiet voice when not on stage
@eyebrowman1
11 ай бұрын
Mwahhah
@juliefrith1219
2 жыл бұрын
Rod Gilbert my absolute favourite hysterically funny comedian, love him. Completely cracks me up with laughter!!
@gavinwilshaw2312
6 жыл бұрын
Rhod Gilbert gets more laughs per minute on these rants than any other comedian in the UK or USA.
@funnyevie9187
3 жыл бұрын
I want to go shopping with him 😂😂
@jakeevara
5 жыл бұрын
"... All over a pissing melon" fucking kills me every time!
@gamesandfun781
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite line: Bend over and say hello to King Edward lmao
@marko247
5 жыл бұрын
Harold Chipman, Yorkshire Chipper, Boston Masher.... Dead.
@JargonMadjin
3 жыл бұрын
It's kind of funny, I understood the Yorkshire Chipper reference because Looney Tunes had a character named the Shropshire Slasher, who himself is a likely reference to the Yorkshire Ripper
@carldean3159
7 ай бұрын
“I don’t want to home and find a pan of mash and a suicide note” pmsl funniest line ever said
@jimsal78
6 жыл бұрын
If I was the manager I would be wetting myself part way through this rant lol
@Sammie1053
5 жыл бұрын
As someone who works a service job, there's something about the soul crushing nature of the work environment that makes you defend it against all logic. It's like subconsciously if you agree that the bullshit foisted on you by the higher-ups is indeed bullshit you think the entire place will collapse around you and you'll be out of a job.
@catherinewilliams3850
Жыл бұрын
Ah love Rhod, even though I laugh myself to an asthma attack every time I watch him🤣
@NKraven88
6 жыл бұрын
'I like my potatoes like i like my women, single and stark bollock naked.' I laughed to hard i woke the neighbors.
@Ethan-Entah
3 жыл бұрын
So glad I watched the joke about the tooth brush literaly the video before this one😂😂 This is too funny. Had to pause & go back 10 secs to gain my composure & catch one or two of the lunchlines that I missed from laughing so hard🤣
@AndyUK-Corrival
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@thomthom6268
Жыл бұрын
Lunchlines. Freud would be proud.
@sharonorr155
4 жыл бұрын
Best comedian ever!!!!! The best I've seen live.
@mrkey6523
7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Rhod.....bloody legend....anger management for us all!!!
@allycattiny
4 жыл бұрын
5:42 was the best bit. I love that he got really into it "a pissing... melon"
@emmacrooke807
6 жыл бұрын
"That would be awesome if we needed the tray!" That bit always has me in stitches.
@ravictailor8738
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like 'Harold Chipman' went over the heads of a lot of the audience members.
@1962snake
8 ай бұрын
“That doesn’t frighten me!! I’ll be out in six months with a good lawyer!!” Laughed til I cried.
@christopherknight5590
6 ай бұрын
Just woke up my partner crying with laughter at this 😂😂😂😂😂
@henrikhyrup3995
5 жыл бұрын
NO ONE does angry sarcasm better!
@rachelsolomons3228
6 жыл бұрын
Bend over and say hello to King Edward!!
@LewisBrain
5 жыл бұрын
Rachie doodle 😂😂😂😂😂
@SuperTreemendus
3 жыл бұрын
Great remake of faulty towers. Love to hear him ranting about the view from a window in a Tenby hotel.
@blaircampbell6025
Жыл бұрын
Glorious
@tamaraturford7482
5 жыл бұрын
So weird to think this Tesco is my local if it's the one I'm thinking of 😂 I've stood exactly where Rhod Gilbert had a fit over a potato
@1delirium9
6 жыл бұрын
5:40 is absolute gold. Had me in tears.
@treemium1467
6 жыл бұрын
Narwhalisation I was watching this in bed trying literally rolling around laughing at this part
@zarinshapurjee9430
5 жыл бұрын
This who show was hilarious!! I died I laughed so hard during the whole show
@zarinshapurjee9430
5 жыл бұрын
You should see the red hen one that one killed me
@dehro
3 жыл бұрын
@@treemium1467 wouldn't have happened if you'd been on a tray and covered in cellophane
@timwodzynski7234
3 жыл бұрын
Aah his "Anger Management" tour 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tomparham1768
7 жыл бұрын
We do in the uk guys but tesco express are just small convenience shops,
@iamzodone
7 жыл бұрын
Tom Parham what
@Mike-km2ct
7 жыл бұрын
Tesco Express is the brand name for the smaller Tesco stores located in urban areas, which have a more limited choice of goods available. You can buy loose, unpackaged vegetables at their larger stores. Is what he was trying to say.
@olivermarshall9408
5 жыл бұрын
I was in a real bad mood.. but now I'm smiling .. good job sir 👍
@philipwalton4877
3 жыл бұрын
The greatest rant you will ever witness in your lifetime
@bendavidjohn
Ай бұрын
"Bend over and say hello to King Edward" 🤣
@bobjones1885
7 жыл бұрын
that loose women reference made me choke
@mathewgotts540
9 ай бұрын
"Bend over and say hello to King Edward" is my new favourote chat-up line. 😂
@timwodzynski7234
3 жыл бұрын
This show also contains his rant about trying to buy a cheese and pickle sandwich in the buffet car.
@asmolbean9300
2 жыл бұрын
The loose potato joke is great
@CoolAsFreya
6 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite routine from Rhod ever! seen nearly every different performance of it recorded!
@dandtdavies3999
3 жыл бұрын
Could you point me to a radio 4 version which is cleaner so I can play at school
@oc2phish07
3 жыл бұрын
He really is brilliant and the best around.
@animaltvi9515
11 ай бұрын
If your wondering. He did enjoy his holiday with the one jacket potato.
@gnshkini
7 жыл бұрын
this guy is hillarious
@cynthiasnyder1089
7 жыл бұрын
Rwy'n dy garu di Rhod Gilbert! We don't have this problem in America, but we do have a hot dog and bun problem.
@MoogieCripsyFries
6 жыл бұрын
Cary O Phil Len the government has that problem for sure. Not every American supports that decision though. 😊
@MoogieCripsyFries
6 жыл бұрын
Cary O Phil Len I agree, I hope one day it will no longer be an issue as well, peace to you too. :)
@ThePersian61
3 жыл бұрын
I think we have that issue also. 6 buns and 8 hot dogs. Just so you have to buy a second pack of buns.
@teamtoobs
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true! Brilliant!
@mollyk3768
5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you.
@lindastanley229
5 ай бұрын
Aww i just love rhod.❤
@-_James_-
Жыл бұрын
At the end he said he had to buy two anyway. I guess he ate one, and used the second to film this.
@Knappa22
3 жыл бұрын
This made me think of the amount of physical and verbal energy some comedians expend... then you have someone like John Bishop who hardly breaks a bead of sweat!
@l-annfvrsa
2 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, but I enjoyed that rant.🤣
@cannaweallgetalong7168
2 ай бұрын
This is why Rhod and David Mitchell make mayhem on Would I Lie To You... either one or the other can destroy any subject😂😂
@sykojay
5 жыл бұрын
I'm from the east coast states and this is great comedy. Absolutely hilarious!.
@xxcxpl
2 жыл бұрын
As funny as it is ... and it is 🙃 - there's a desperate cry for normality/logic in our life behind this act which makes perfect sense. Respect to Gilbert for the courage to shout it out loud. Peace on Earth - Let's Think More 🤟
@bobmoshe
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@VutecVision
6 жыл бұрын
Outstanding...
@vickithomas-jones5292
4 жыл бұрын
I'll never look at a baked potato in the same way ever again
@nicelydunwell5681
3 жыл бұрын
Is uncle Rhod coming for Christmas dinner this year? I'll take the jacket potatoes off the menu.
@nondesperado
2 жыл бұрын
Is this why he has a tattoo of a potato on his left shoulder?
@ahnafkalam
3 жыл бұрын
And charged with what? sEpArAtInG pOtAtoEs?????
@JargonMadjin
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the courtroom for that one
@hisdivinegraceimperialmaje4178
3 жыл бұрын
non stop laughing from start to finish
@AB-gz9yb
5 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of myself so much
@anonymousanonymous-ug1qt
5 жыл бұрын
OMG sooo funny and true I couldn't stop laughing absolutely classic
@thomasconlon2606
6 жыл бұрын
Fucking genius 😂😂😂
@oldguy7144
3 жыл бұрын
Him and George Carlin should get an oscar for remembering all that stuff really.
@ItsOnlyRyan
5 ай бұрын
As a South Welsh man that doesn’t speak Welsh, I sound Welsh but can’t even speak my own language, North Walians speak Welsh and sound fucking Scouse… I love Rhod Gilbert… we are moaning, whinging bastards in Wales. But we just shimf like fuck and moan but just get on with it… Wales should have an Olympic event called “The Moaning Bus Stop” 🚏 because we’d get gold all the time. I left my bike outside the shop, came outside… and there it was… gone!
@Shepherd999
11 ай бұрын
Legend.
@kevineasley4789
3 жыл бұрын
Can I just say I would love a self-peeling potato
@richardaustin8955
3 жыл бұрын
Bloody hilarious. I’ve heard Michael McIntyre is a comedian too but I’ve never seen any evidence to support it...
@JaneDoe-ci3gj
3 жыл бұрын
Poor manager!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pohl54
4 жыл бұрын
I like my potato like I like my women, single and stark bollock naked. Just brilliant.
@smg7602
3 жыл бұрын
The Yorkshire chipper OMG!
@ariannerichardsphoenix7128
6 жыл бұрын
Too Funny. 😅
@daphnedumont7241
5 жыл бұрын
The John Cleese of 2019
@andrewgudgeonobe2721
3 жыл бұрын
Saw him at the Fringe live. Amazing
@markdennis930
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@snapperjessen
7 жыл бұрын
wonder if this is the reason for his potattoo?
@nordlyselsker
6 жыл бұрын
Yes. Or at least that's part of the reason. kzitem.info/news/bejne/27CitpaNpqtpgH4
@Bulldog1878
6 жыл бұрын
Nope. He wanted to get a tat for the first time but wanted something ridiculous and not the same as everyone else...So spur of the moment he asked for a spud...
@Bulldog1878
5 жыл бұрын
@@silvertounge6630 wrong
@monstersince
4 жыл бұрын
rhod gilberts work experience tattoo artist he got a cake tattoo
@yourfavouritegayshit1964
6 жыл бұрын
You can buy me, I'm a single potato. #lonelyforever
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