"I wasn't gay, I just came across that way" I relate so much and Rhys is the most hilarious man ever !
@sammnew
Жыл бұрын
Many many women find gay men attractive so you were probably on to a winning strategy and didn’t realise it 😆
@HerHollyness
Жыл бұрын
@@sammnew True 🙂 Nothing wrong with that - men find lesbians attractive after all! The attraction is that the man is comfortable with his so-called ‘feminine’ side (which really just means he’s comfortable in who he is and his own masculinity). Many a lucky woman that’s found themselves a camp straight man like Rhys.
@HerHollyness
Жыл бұрын
@Sappho I appreciate that. I’m not a man, by the way. For some reason people always think I am despite my username having HER in it! I understand that you find male attention uncomfortable - that’s not really what I was saying though. Men do find lesbians attractive and women do often find gay men attractive. Unfortunately it’s a fact of life. Realistically, no one can change what others find attractive and there’s nothing really wrong with people finding gay men or women attractive as long as they’re not pushing those men or women to sleep with them or something. That’s a whole other issue. My main point (and closing statement) was that straight women would be lucky to find a camp straight guy like Rhys.
@kevinwarburton2938
Жыл бұрын
@Sappho Well sorry you don't get deny male's their sexuality just coz it makes you uncomfortable. You have the right to be a hot Lesbian with a hot girlfriend and hetero Men have the right to be sexually attracted to that LOL ...but in your world I guess straight Men don't have right to their own sexuality.
@TC-vs2th
Жыл бұрын
@@HerHollyness not lesbians, bisexuals
@neszi3
2 жыл бұрын
Watch this be flooded by new OFMD fans (I'm one of them). Such a shame I didn't know before that he does stand-up. He is hilarious!
@binoodle511
Жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm glad people are finding out about him now! He's great, and so is flight of the conchords
@cryptikcam
Жыл бұрын
a fellow ofmd fan im literally searching up everything him and Taika have been in that’s all I’ve been doing for the past 2 weeks im glad i found out he does stand up this is hilarious
@CTGrell
Жыл бұрын
hello there. I came after the gays pirates too XD glad I did. I dig his humor which is rare. I usually don't like stand ups
@Animefreakess
Жыл бұрын
@@CTGrell He really reminds me of Lee Evans. Similar comedy style I guess?
@dee_lulu
Жыл бұрын
You're not wrong. Guilty as charged!
@joenisnapje712
Жыл бұрын
Just watched him as the Gentleman Pirate and he is absolutely hilarious 😂👍🏻 Well done
@kurtwagner350
Жыл бұрын
He was great in “flight of the concords” and “wrecked” too
@Smokeyr67
Жыл бұрын
As an ex Aussie Soldier who’s worked with Kiwi Soldiers, 90% of them must have served with Rhys, they’re all funny bastards :)
@brutallyremastered4255
Жыл бұрын
That’s great.
@iatsd
Жыл бұрын
That's because they've got fvck all equipment, and what they do have doesn't work. We have to use humour to disarm the enemy. And then get close enough to give them a swift kick in the nuts.
@goodshipkaraboudjan
Жыл бұрын
Lots of Kiwis in the ADF, they take the piss great. I love when the yanks don't quite get the banter and Kiwis and Aussies round on them
@biblicallyaccurateangel2476
Жыл бұрын
god hes insane at sound effects 😭
@cro.artwork
Жыл бұрын
The pen writing one is so good
@spyke2856
Жыл бұрын
with the context of ofmd. "I learned how to fold socks into balls" and then thinking about ed going "I'm folding things! and that's okay" is the funniest thing aksfjafj
@Azira_Amane
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who made that connection!
@user-cd5vn2th3g
5 ай бұрын
Yea now with the mermaid material too, good shit :)
@sophovot5079
Жыл бұрын
He's finally fulfilling his destiny by coming across as a gay man on HBO!
@thefuckwhat7851
Жыл бұрын
He's a natural ig
@sophovot5079
Жыл бұрын
what being raised by your mum and 3 sisters does to a mf
@bobbucks
2 жыл бұрын
His jokes about marching we're exactly what I went through in basic training. The drill sargent and master corporal told me to stop prancing, then stop with the chicken walk then stop dicking around. I was being dead serious. Those jokes brought me back to a fun time.
@ghillieglas7379
Жыл бұрын
Goonwalking as well?
@pigbenis8366
Жыл бұрын
In the Marine Corps our drill instructors always called it diddy bopping.
@chrish2277
5 ай бұрын
The men who are the most secure in their masculinity are the ones that can joke around about it.
@mollyleblanc9906
Жыл бұрын
Him talking about folding socks in the military *Me realizing this is what Ed does in OFMD*
@marktaipari4611
7 жыл бұрын
Rhys is one of the most fluent and naturally talented comedians youll ever see.. And us Kiwis are proud of him,, Cant wait to see him in person...
@Rachulie
7 жыл бұрын
*we
@GirlsGamesGunsGuitar
6 жыл бұрын
Mark Taipari for a moment I thought that said that you can't wait to see him in prison!
@blairstreet3058
6 жыл бұрын
grammar nazi
@miapiare
6 жыл бұрын
Mark Taipari he's more of an actor really
@flatbill2
5 жыл бұрын
@menckencynic LOL!
@gracebrown3074
2 жыл бұрын
Glad this man was defending our country.
@jersmont1309
4 жыл бұрын
Mate, I still remember the big freeze of '92 it's a real thing. The sheep were sticking to the ground in Canterbury NZ from ice. it was bloody heartbreaking, most of the ewes died tombed in ice/frost. Even in the afternoon we had to shear the wool and ice off the sheep go get them standing up. Because there's few barns in NZ, the poor buggers had to survive with a bald patch with would quickly become frostbitten. Rhys, you're a bloody hero for helping out, the army was called in because of the 1,000,000 + sheep in danger.
@PhatPhrank
4 жыл бұрын
jers mont Bloody top job Rhys did saving a million Kiwis and their wives
@nonyabidness5708
Жыл бұрын
Why aren't there barns?!
@jersmont1309
Жыл бұрын
@@nonyabidness5708 It's just not a done thing in NZ, the sheep and cattle roam
@uncletiggermclaren7592
Жыл бұрын
@@nonyabidness5708 We don't keep our animals locked up inside, like they do in the USA. 99% of the time there isn't the need because we are sub-tropical across most of the country, and in the extreme of the South Island the farmers bring the animals down from the high country before any freezing weather. I remember the instance they are talking about, and a few others too, but 99% of the time there isn't a problem for the stock. And the farmers are usually pretty protective of their stock, because they represent the farms entire profit. Kiwi farmers are actually a pretty heartless bunch, but then you have to be, the animals are bred for profit, and ultimately are slaughtered when their time comes for it. Working on a farm isn't for the soft of heart.
@jerrybobteasdale
Жыл бұрын
@@uncletiggermclaren7592 In the USA, most farm animals are not locked up inside. Horses might be. Not cattle. Not Sheep.
@alanceschmidt586
Жыл бұрын
him and taika need to make a show of them in the army lmfao
@dagnyholt8705
5 ай бұрын
I mean I feel like that’s just OFMD at this point
@alanceschmidt586
5 ай бұрын
@@dagnyholt8705but also not at the same time
@Boylieboyle
3 жыл бұрын
"Lose the street-jive!" actually laughing out loud...
@SueDenimDomDenim
Жыл бұрын
Whoah turkey!
@xAPHxHSx
Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this stand up years ago on Comedy Central and laughing my ass off, one of the funniest I’ve ever seen. Who knew I’d be watching him again as a gay pirate, still as funny as ever. 🥰
@marycanary86
Жыл бұрын
this guy was born to play stede bonnet holy fuck xD
@allie7779
Жыл бұрын
9:12 "I'm folding stuff and that's okay" -Blackbeard
@Marie-PoilBelle
7 ай бұрын
Ok, now I see where rhys get his inspiration for Stede...
@mac8750
5 ай бұрын
straight comedians that seem gay and are okay with it make me happy
@GavTatu
4 ай бұрын
just binged our flag means death 1 again.... and then 2... excellent, funny and sweet.
@cheyennebrennan966
6 ай бұрын
Aww...why does Rhys at seventeen come across as more like Rhys at ten...with a THOROUGH grasp of the male anatomy?! 😂😂❤❤
@zazuzazz5419
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant story teller!! Affectionate, sharp comedy!
@fandomtrash6676
Жыл бұрын
“Is it a man’s open anus?” “It’s a train tunnel!” Freud’s gonna have a field day lmao
@roflcopterannoysme
Жыл бұрын
He was such an icon from his Flight of the Concordes days. Hope that show sees a revival in the offseason.
@FindTheFun
Жыл бұрын
The funniest part to me was in the beginning when he said Platoon was what inspired him to join the army. For those of you that don't know, Platoon is about soldiers in Vietnam who rape and murder civilians, then kill each other because of what they've done.
@509Gman
Жыл бұрын
Gross oversimplification, but technically correct
@beep-beep
Жыл бұрын
Right? Most people know this movie by the scene where a soldier gets ripped apart by gunfire and collapses to his knees to the tune of dramatic violins… “Seemed like a pretty cool lifestyle” lol!
@ViktoriousDead
Жыл бұрын
That’s gotta be The worst summary of platoon I’ve ever heard.
@FindTheFun
Жыл бұрын
@@ViktoriousDead BUT IS IT WRONG?
@CorePathway
Жыл бұрын
I joined the US Army, shortly after seeing the movie Stripes. A very different movie.
@hd-xc2lz
Жыл бұрын
Rhys is such a good storyteller. Sadly a rare talent in standup today.
@SizmoH
3 жыл бұрын
3:32 - "Deck hid!" - love the NZ accent.
@thecaptainsnark
Жыл бұрын
absolutely would be the man in the middle of camp crying because I don't know where I am.
@blassezfaire9940
Жыл бұрын
I was on a tram at disneyland in anaheim and saw him during flight of the concords showing on hbo...he seemed very delighted i recognized him..
@the6ig6adwolf
7 жыл бұрын
they couldn't prove anything so I was in.
@ar494
Жыл бұрын
Every unit has a Darby...and they are great for laughs, but damn terrible in a gun fight. Really funny stuff right here lol
@scottianson5133
Жыл бұрын
We had this person who saluted with his left hand so many times that we all had to do extra drill until he stopped doing it.
@TheUrszulat
7 жыл бұрын
Endearing + really funny. Best comedian I've seen for a LONG time.
@runeramdas
Жыл бұрын
I'm just listening to this without the video. It's nice to hear Coran unwind a little and talk about his old Altean days
@xThemFatalex
Жыл бұрын
God he reminds me of Robin Williams in his comedic style and delivery, I love it
@dickrichard626
Жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, except realistically Robin Williams had total manic energy and wasn't shy about being vulgar on stage. He is much more reserved and more like a "normal" person kind of energy, not split personalities and yelling his head off. Robin Williams actually had mental stuff goin' on and he never turned off IRL. He would only be "Family Friendly" in certain situations.
@brutallyremastered4255
Жыл бұрын
But without the totally obnoxious bit.
@skxlletxn
Жыл бұрын
i love this man so much- he has my whole heart.
@sam-yule3912
Жыл бұрын
Why is his belt on backwards? It’s genius, really.
@CruisingOz
Жыл бұрын
I noticed that too and checked the comments to see if anyone else said anything about it.
@just-tess
Жыл бұрын
Same! Is it genius though? Seems hard to reach, I just do mine off to the side.
@solarhammer6319
Жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only clown in basic... makes tough times great! Once impersonated Drill.... spent all night pushin for the Ranger in the sky...
@dontsmashthatbug
6 жыл бұрын
I just love this guy
@photokunstler
Жыл бұрын
Bwwahahaha I fucking love Rhys. He’s a treasure.
@sargentstephens45
6 жыл бұрын
..I taught him morse code back those days......!!!!!
@dominiczerafa8990
4 жыл бұрын
sargentstephens45 seriously? That is awesome
@idletimerap
3 жыл бұрын
And I taught him how to act gay ;)
@freddiegardner2010
3 жыл бұрын
lol sergeant
@toranamunter
5 жыл бұрын
‘92 was a huge winter, clearly a true story
@firefistx7477
2 жыл бұрын
Id probably be crying like a girl in his situation aswell
@StoneE4
Жыл бұрын
@@firefistx7477 Aswell? Sounds painful... Did you get that condition in the winter of 92?
@MrPutYouOn247
5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not the best soldier in the box” I see what you did there Well played sir Well played 😂
@KaraokeNig
3 жыл бұрын
What?
@willkoestner4159
Жыл бұрын
@@KaraokeNig An allusion to toy soldiers, implying he wasn't much of a solider even in the context of playing pretend.
@scruggs6633
Жыл бұрын
@@willkoestner4159 Box is also slang for vagina in some places
@azzamat001
Жыл бұрын
Socks rolled into smiley faces, getting a shout out just at the end.
@abigailroy6424
6 жыл бұрын
*_CORAN CORAN THE GORGEOUS MAN_*
@Doctor-Stoppage
5 жыл бұрын
You wretch!
@BrusierWeight
5 жыл бұрын
Fourth comment in... we can do better.
@Tia.morganmorgan
2 жыл бұрын
YES OMG FINALLY
@ashleysvntos
2 жыл бұрын
i’m shitting my pants i love him
@scottmartin6955
5 ай бұрын
I was in the army with him all true
@CelsiusRadioCommunity
2 жыл бұрын
Our host Gavin was in the NZ Army around the same time. If only he had Rhys's acting skills, his story would make for a very funny skit! ROFL at this though. Thanks for the laughs, Rhys! You're a legend!
@RouxRouxRingo
Жыл бұрын
I loved him in flight of the Conchords and had no idea he was a comedian. I'm glad I found out.
@DJslushy92
2 жыл бұрын
Tickets to this sold out very quick. What a legend 👏
@socaljarhead7670
Жыл бұрын
This fuckin’ guy kills. Loved him in Conchords.
@crazando
5 жыл бұрын
He's doing good these days, he's on wrecked, and he was in Jumanji 2 a little bit
@patientxero8853
4 жыл бұрын
He was also in Yes Man
@Hedge_witch
2 жыл бұрын
A little bit ay?
@ichewoncouches
Жыл бұрын
Rhys is awesome, such a funny guy
@sabaducia
6 жыл бұрын
I love Rhys Darby, and I'm Australian
@womfu5689
6 жыл бұрын
not a good look there steveo
@karl6852
5 жыл бұрын
Good on ya, mate!
@irishcountrygirl78
5 жыл бұрын
@@stevechristie2569 looks too young for you mate....
@tykehotep2865
4 жыл бұрын
@@stevechristie2569 oooooh Stevie baby touch of the weirdo in that remark. Your not related to John Reginald Haliday Christie are you by any chance. Just asking LOL
@slamdunktiger
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, that’s illegal!
@sibylsaint
7 жыл бұрын
3:26 The distant future. The year 2000.
@desirichert9394
Жыл бұрын
That was REALLY CUTE, Funny. Good Job Rhys!
@Drumms247
2 жыл бұрын
8:32 that scribble though! 🤯crazy!
@adamdennis2936
4 жыл бұрын
He is great in the funny show Wrecked. I want to see more of this guy.
@deelzebub1213
3 жыл бұрын
Watch The Flight of the Conchords. He's the band manager on the show.
@oliviamareetarantola9779
4 жыл бұрын
Best comedy I've seen for such a long time.. I understand exactly what you're talking about ...
@sorcerersapprentice
5 жыл бұрын
Who knew Coran the Gorgeous Man was once in the army.
@NekoInk13
Ай бұрын
Speaking form the Uk where they are talking about conscription...I feel like I have just looked into my own future lol
@melissarey2973
5 ай бұрын
Maybe he should have brought a friend to sing a couple of bars of Alice's Restaurant.
@samsnead5925
8 жыл бұрын
Love me some Rhys
@adminsucks8806
6 жыл бұрын
We're werewolves not swearwolves!
@daltonndlovu505
5 жыл бұрын
Fuckoff to a tree
@spiralpython1989
4 жыл бұрын
I am the alpha male😂
@devinstonham9671
4 жыл бұрын
I know who this guy is its count fagula
@donsal.t.1765
4 жыл бұрын
WHy you swearin all the time??!!
@donsal.t.1765
4 жыл бұрын
Have I got you heckles up?
@winx123rocks
2 жыл бұрын
i've been cackling at this for the past 24 hours
@oxduckxo
8 жыл бұрын
fantastic.
@thetrickisirarelyrespond5945
Жыл бұрын
He's like Hugh Jackman before the 'super soldier serum'
@elen_jaxx
2 жыл бұрын
THIS IS SO GOOOOOOD
@terrynewton6200
3 жыл бұрын
Very intelligent observation of the phallic symbolism of war. Fairly good stand up, phenomenal story telling, in my opinion... Although I am a nobody! I'm here from flight of the conchords
@marinakaye8284
5 жыл бұрын
Strange, Peter Ustinov wrote in "Dear Me", his autobiography, a similar experience with army life. Round pegs in square holes, creative types!###
@notlikely4468
4 жыл бұрын
Spike Milligan has an epic military autobiography Favorites in the barracks
@warpighammer3760
5 жыл бұрын
Shoot the light people and makeup and wardrobe. Great show .
@uneasycylinder
Жыл бұрын
Goddamn his onomatopoeia is so good
@theworkofsirchristopherlee6861
4 ай бұрын
i had more interviews leaving the met than when i joined.
@LunA777._.
6 ай бұрын
Te amooo
@angelinamolisso8559
6 жыл бұрын
...coran coran the gorgeous man
@chrisuminski6037
7 жыл бұрын
where's Darby? he may be did. he maybe did what?
@otterhero6229
5 жыл бұрын
Chris Uminski no, no, he may be DED.
@roberthubert7316
4 жыл бұрын
Well maybe he did maybe he didn't. But where is he?😂😂
@zazuzazz5419
Жыл бұрын
“No… He may be dead.” 😂
@miguelnery8907
Жыл бұрын
The New Zealand army seems very nice actually
@JackFoxtrotEDM
Жыл бұрын
"Alyx! Alyx, you still there?"
@earlgrey243
4 жыл бұрын
Love 'em!
@zabylurt
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds exactly like my army days, its so fucking cold at night i got hypothermia, and finding the next guy is next to impossible
@j.mcq.8418
Жыл бұрын
The way we did it, the next guy has to find you so there is no break in the observation.
@kore5080
6 ай бұрын
Sounds like my time as a weekend warrior, too. The ground was always so damn cold at night.
@andymayneguitartuition922
6 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius comedy
@makkaschatsanddits7899
4 жыл бұрын
He jokes but he would have been loved by his guys for being so fking funny
@BoundInChains
5 жыл бұрын
NZ has such good actors!
@christhesmith
Жыл бұрын
Guy is fuuuunnny. Great in lemony snicket ...and a bunch of other stuff too!
@theothertonydutch
Жыл бұрын
How does he get his hair to look like it does in Anime when there's an eye behind someone's hair but it's like on top of their hair?
@into_the_void
5 ай бұрын
He joined the aahmee
@satori-in-life
5 жыл бұрын
Funniest Kiwi ever.
@richardlegrand4697
4 ай бұрын
Glad to see ellen is back to her comedy roots
@richardlegrand4697
4 ай бұрын
@@cheyennebrennan966 good point
@teapots1513
6 жыл бұрын
You should go on tour with the guys man,your their manger murry.
@Kameleonic
3 жыл бұрын
Bump! Brilliant!
@scottianson5133
Жыл бұрын
When we on field exercise and we had to do guard duty I was always fortunate that the person I had to wake up snored really loud so he was easy to find.
@mitchellgarcia3532
Жыл бұрын
this is great
@Ganjus
Жыл бұрын
Anyone know what show this was filmed from?
@bob2shred894
5 жыл бұрын
Im trying to find the skit he does, bullets bullets bullets bullets . Anyone have a link? Cheers in advance
@chxpter4472
4 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/t4Wk1KKwgXh1nJg
@hiddenstorm5488
6 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute: Gun group, move out there, hurry up, head to me, booby trap... Darby what are you smoking...
@dan812
3 жыл бұрын
landmine
@hiddenstorm5488
3 жыл бұрын
@@dan812 correct. My mistake your fault team
@ghillieglas7379
Жыл бұрын
You actually do get taught how to fold socks into balls. And at the end, as he's doing the robot salute, I'm picturing the officer shaking his head and thinking "For f*@&'s sake Darby, don't salute unless you're wearing headgear!".
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