@@jackielantern6 "What is the name of H.P. Lovecraft's cat?"
@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679
2 жыл бұрын
@@professorperry4790 “who was in Paris?”
@g4fly4ever8
2 жыл бұрын
@@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679 what does the coldest point in the universe look like?
@roundboi3994
2 жыл бұрын
“I have cities but no house, mountains but no trees” Detroit final answer
@maximum_axiom
2 жыл бұрын
CORRECT! Thanks for playing 'are you smarter than Batman' you are OFFICIALLY SMARTER THAN BATMAN!
@Deadshotya
2 жыл бұрын
Can't have shit in Detroit, not even Detroit 😔😮💨
@mrpizzacat8273
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna see a Batman Riddler skit where Batman keeps blurting out answers before the Riddler can finish until he finally just snaps and blows everything up
@Ttegegg
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrpizzacat8273 and I’ll never understand why the government practically does nothing with these people
@ashikjaman1940
2 жыл бұрын
@@maximum_axiom in this case it's "smarter than Google"
@a-b0t633
2 жыл бұрын
"You know how hard it is to hide 5 bombs around the city in green spandex?" "Maybe just don't." He's got you there.
@bananaperson6616
2 жыл бұрын
True
@collinthegamer510
2 жыл бұрын
Correct.
@rorschac009oo8
2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@a-b0t633
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bugbear2001
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@enemyshadowdemon
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like batman can solve these riddles on his own but hes so fed up with the riddlers bullshit that he doesnt even care anymore.
@goldprime118
2 жыл бұрын
When you have to constantly solve riddles in order to thwart the plots of some guy in green spandex, you'd be fed up with his BS too
@batman826
2 жыл бұрын
@@goldprime118 you know how many riddles he has made over the years?! A LOT
@vicenzostella1390
2 жыл бұрын
The man's trying to balance being a father of 6, CEO of a world enterprise, and an effective vigilante in a city that is on the verge of crumbling like wet tissue paper. Sometimes, he's just done with his rogues.
@Crxsseyed1
2 жыл бұрын
Even I got the map one when I heard it
@kidfisch
2 жыл бұрын
@@Crxsseyed1 He googled it in front of him to assert dominance 😂
@gavinsfriend5632
2 жыл бұрын
“Counterpoint, youre a terrorist” has to be one of the funniest fucking things i’ve heard in my life
@entrophyer
2 жыл бұрын
I wish you luck in finding Gavin.
@mr.nerd3.142
2 жыл бұрын
Good luck Nigel
@ggkk8909
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, so all of a sudden that justifies you cheating?"
@OuinstonIchkleau
2 жыл бұрын
@@ggkk8909 "In every conceivable way."
@ggkk8909
2 жыл бұрын
@@OuinstonIchkleau "Oh-"
@mhelm0225
2 жыл бұрын
Batman: "Maybe just don't..." The entirety of Batman's rogues gallery: *RETIRES*
@c0d3pixellette55
2 жыл бұрын
Clayface: *I am the bomb.*
@falleneldor
2 жыл бұрын
Puts down rock...a really big one -killer croc
@Materminds187
2 жыл бұрын
Scarface: What the hell are you looking at me for, puppet? Ventriloquist: *throws Scarface in the bin*
@c0d3pixellette55
2 жыл бұрын
@@Materminds187 Now is this murder, or [Redacted] considering it's his ''puppet''?
@kingleech16
2 жыл бұрын
@@falleneldor I... I understood that reference...
@TheAdvertisement
2 жыл бұрын
He's got a point, you can't really get mad for him not playing fair when he didn't want to play in the first place. You brought this upon yourself Riddler.
@DamontheDemon7
2 жыл бұрын
Damn straight! Like Batman doesn’t have more pressing concerns than the whiny complaints of some pathetic social reject who has to threaten lives just to feel good about himself! Riddler is just sad. No wonder he rarely makes any major appearances!
@wilmagregg3131
2 жыл бұрын
@@DamontheDemon7 in more serious meaning its mostly his coustume you just CANT make a villian intimadting with his get up. even penguin has some disgusting traits to add meance to his seemingly comedic apperance jokers personality turns his coustume into a aspect of horror. scarface is creepy when he reveals he can contuine to act even momentairly when not being used as a puppet. while the riddler is just a smart dude wearing pajamas causing choas and havoc out of sheer desire to have someone put up with his minds games. which is honestly the thing that makes riddler pathetic he dosent enjoy hurting other people he just dosent care thus his games hurting people is infuriating with his pathetic reasoning. as he is smart enough to create his game scenarios without actually hurting anyone he just choices not too because "safety takes time" and his boardome wants to be satiated NOW.
@algar6616
Жыл бұрын
Damn you batsy!
@phuongtrinh6311
Жыл бұрын
arent u the dream stan LOL
@TheAdvertisement
Жыл бұрын
@@phuongtrinh6311 Man you need to grow the hell up.
@blobfishman5225
2 жыл бұрын
Riddler: "Riddle me this Batman! What has holes and rolls in a small alley" Batman: "(Sobs) .... My...My..Parents?" Riddler:"Oh Jesus no it's a bowling ball, sorry about that Oh..."
@mr22guy
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like the answer that the Joker would butt-in with before Batman could answer.
@thelettert6919
2 жыл бұрын
@《P14ZY 09》 just like Batman's parents
@MattR2201
2 жыл бұрын
@@thelettert6919 holy shit you killed em dude 💀😂
@nerd950
2 жыл бұрын
@@MattR2201 just like batman's parents 🗿
@tristanplayz3180
2 жыл бұрын
@@nerd950 I’m literally dead rn
@doomslayerobama
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh so all of a sudden that justifies you cheating" "In every conceivable way" "oh"
@samsanimationcorner3820
2 жыл бұрын
Batman cheats a lot. He just usually does it with more style
@Wertsir
2 жыл бұрын
@@PefectPiePlace2 What if I slipped, fell, crashed two planes into the World Trade Center?
@DusBeforeDawn2008
2 жыл бұрын
@@PefectPiePlace2 Yeah no, its perfectly ok to cheat with lives on the line. I know this is a parody video, but heroes SHOULD cheat when lives are at stake. Though even the canon Batman has no qualms about rigging Two Face's coin
@popopop984
2 жыл бұрын
@@DusBeforeDawn2008 Imagine being like “ah yes this fun little game is more important than actual lives” and still being a hero somehow
@Astrothunder_
2 жыл бұрын
@@DusBeforeDawn2008 You are a monster. You are a sick sick man. It is NEVER okay to cheat. Cheater cheater pumpkin eater!
@Sorrelhas
2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when Batman defeated the Riddler by telling him that he's not all that special for finding out Batman is Bruce Wayne, considering two or three villains figured it out before he did
@boredomisinfinity5642
2 жыл бұрын
Actually wasn't the way he beat him literally just him going "y'know, wouldn't it go against your whole gimmick to just reveal my identity?" I may not be remembering hush right but i think it was something along those lines
@nicholasrauschenberger9317
2 жыл бұрын
@@boredomisinfinity5642 Yep, Riddler basically wins, and then Batman points out that it goes against his MO, at which point Nygma completely self-destructs. Which is kind of sad, considering that Riddler was actually winning.
@Sorrelhas
2 жыл бұрын
I looked it up and you are both right I just, for some reason, fixated on a comment Batman makes about how other people know his secret identity, so it isn't all that special
@thewatcherinthecloud
2 жыл бұрын
Ra's al Ghul and Bane about their first day against Batman: "You DIDN'T know he was Bruce Wayne?" *Proceeds to laugh hysterically
@isaiahthomas9817
2 жыл бұрын
@@boredomisinfinity5642 i think he said “ what’s the point of a riddle that everyone know knows the answer to “ not his exact words but close I think
@tux75
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the voice acting and sound quality actually suits the old cartoons style makes this 100x better
@apersonwithashirt7883
2 жыл бұрын
Stop spam commenting on these videos
@eddie421
2 жыл бұрын
@@apersonwithashirt7883 Counterpoint your name is fred
@gabriel_14179
2 жыл бұрын
@@eddie421 counterpoint your name is Eddie
@eddie421
2 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel_14179 Okay "Gabriel" angel more like angle cause you can only dangle
@TheArchiveofaLifetime
2 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel_14179 Counterpoint your name is Gabriel
@pyroman4554
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn’t even argue after Batman says that in every conceivable way him being a terrorist justifies Batman cheating, he just says “oh”
@Ender41948
Жыл бұрын
You'd find he has slightly less chance to argue, as there seems to be a Bat-Knuckle Sandwich stuffing his face.
@nevada_tomato
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the last frame is from Year Zero when he answers the riddle wrong so he just punches Riddler is what got me the most tbh
@thefakejoel7323
2 жыл бұрын
I still remember the comic lol *guesses riddle wrong. Decides to straight up punch riddler* Riddler: the lasers should have killed you the second you moved! Batman: I realized they stopped tracking me
@nevada_tomato
2 жыл бұрын
@@thefakejoel7323 it was a very epic moment Also loved the ending too, how Alfred saves Batman in the end.
@j.a.m.m
2 жыл бұрын
Iirc, he doesn't really give a wrong answer, the actual answer to the riddle was the Gordian Knot, so he answered "a sword", which is what Alexander the Great used on said knot
@nevada_tomato
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.a.m.m Yeah but the riddler had a specific sequence of answers that were tied to eachother (iirc) which is why it was *technically* the wrong answer
@j.a.m.m
2 жыл бұрын
@@nevada_tomato oh, yeah, the answers for famous myth riddles, good point
@vanhunts6238
2 жыл бұрын
“Okay I hear you. Counterpoint, you’re a terrorist.” One of the funniest fucking lines I’ve heard. 😂
@wirysauce6720
2 жыл бұрын
Oh so that justifies you cheating all of a sudden
@vanhunts6238
2 жыл бұрын
@@wirysauce6720 “in every conceivable way.”
@wirysauce6720
2 жыл бұрын
@@vanhunts6238 oh-
@kabutoyakushi9739
2 жыл бұрын
@@wirysauce6720 **Punches your lights out**
@berry.x9388
2 жыл бұрын
the delivery was so fine too made it even funnier
@hindumuninc
2 жыл бұрын
"This is my one social interaction of the month." Man, before I started getting out more recently I was on track to becoming a Batman villain.
@thekinginyellow1744
9 ай бұрын
It's not a bad life.
@sugarnads
3 ай бұрын
Apparently i AM a batman villain
@cgeyik
3 ай бұрын
This is basically how people solve riddles in the Arkham games.
@alexrexaros9837
2 жыл бұрын
"You know Joker, you may be a lunatic, but unlike the Riddler, you get to the point."
@flentwestwood813
2 жыл бұрын
Did he really say that
@theylivewesleep.5139
2 жыл бұрын
@@flentwestwood813 depends, I am inside your walls.
@flow185
2 жыл бұрын
@@theylivewesleep.5139 Gtfo my house, bich
@MegaManXPoweredUp
2 жыл бұрын
Joker: You're right, Bats! *Stabs Batman *
@theylivewesleep.5139
2 жыл бұрын
@@flow185 you’ll have to do better than that.
@mayssm
2 жыл бұрын
"I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me." I thought Batman was going to say, "Your mom."
@MichaelAChristian1
2 жыл бұрын
That should be a alternative answer. If it works then it works.
@nickkohlmann
2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOO
@michaellyndon6982
2 жыл бұрын
I just said a prostitute birthed by a narcissist
@noahjordan6761
2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow this is good
@aidanmatthewgalea7761
2 жыл бұрын
the riddler just shoots himself in the head after that one
@solarnapoleon12
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody's gonna talk about the fact that batman points out that the riddler might not even create the riddles himself, that was hard...
@Mark73
9 ай бұрын
I would have rubbed Riddler's nose in that one a little harder.
@mylesmichel9108
3 ай бұрын
Ye Riddler's supposed to be super smart, so that kinda hurt
@ShortHax
2 жыл бұрын
“He’s trying his best here Batman”
@OreganoParsley
2 жыл бұрын
Heyyyy shorthax
@gadielgonzalez2755
2 жыл бұрын
Okay I hear you. Counterpoint. He's a f***ing terrorist!
@Teamo86
Жыл бұрын
It's not enough!
@atrain3441
2 жыл бұрын
Riddler having no friends somehow fits perfectly with his character
@edwardnygma8533
2 жыл бұрын
Hurtful.
@LEOsoulMonarch
2 жыл бұрын
Yep. He was spitting straight facts when he said this was his only meaningful interaction. He was like a low-key friend of Bats because Bats understood this man.
@stalhandske9649
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, imagine going to a bar with Riddler. The irritation the guy would be after four to five beers.. urgh. One would really need a cow's patience with this kind of man.
@pcdsim
2 жыл бұрын
Godamm, Not another riddle Nigma!!?
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
2 жыл бұрын
Riddler is the kind of guy who has huge multi-layered arguments with people entirely in his head.
@nobafan7515
2 жыл бұрын
Riddler: "do you know how hard planting 5 bombs throughout the city is?" Batman: "maybe don't." I'm dying XD
@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439
2 жыл бұрын
"It's hard to argue with his assessment"
@zetto3093
2 жыл бұрын
While wearing green spandex
@themostdiabolicalhater5986
2 жыл бұрын
@@zetto3093 they literally left out the part that makes it funny
@OreganoParsley
2 жыл бұрын
@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 exactly
@prot07ype87
2 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDD EKS DEE
@TravisBroski
Жыл бұрын
I love how Riddler’s riddles didn’t stop anything, like if it were a code to access his lair or stop a bomb. He literally tells Batman to answer a riddle when Batman could literally just destroy him right there.
@Bilfred-hp4tj
3 ай бұрын
The riddler in “The Batman” was smarter
@Max-vh9hv
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the 1966 Batman movie, where the Riddler keeps sending riddles to Batman and Robin, until the other villains ask him to stop because he gives away clues that just hinder their plans.
@hoovy2319
2 жыл бұрын
“Oh so that justifies you cheating?” “In every conceivable way.” *beats the shit out of him*
@benjaminoechsli1941
2 жыл бұрын
Love the little "oh" Riddler makes beforehand. He's smart enough to realize Bats is right.
@roxassora2706
2 жыл бұрын
Alpha male podcasts in a nutshell
@sexbenis7394
2 жыл бұрын
Yes that’s what happened in the video
@jgal7979
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we watched it too genius.
@ilonachan
2 жыл бұрын
as they start the Song That Might Play When You Fight Batman
@draconicdemigod9696
2 жыл бұрын
Batman: "Counter point. You're a terrorist." Riddler: "So that's justifies you cheating." Batman: "In every conceivable way." I mean he's not wrong.
@chaunstrife
2 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard at that
@EchosTackyTiki
2 жыл бұрын
It's in the Geneva Convention, actually. Article 4, Section 7, §4.1 B *-If he's a terrorist, you may use Google on any test, riddle, crossword, or quiz game he forces you to participate in.*
@NguyenHuuTri2008
2 жыл бұрын
@@EchosTackyTiki fr
@LEOsoulMonarch
2 жыл бұрын
*punch*
@slackm4n34
2 жыл бұрын
I mean. he is justice *proceeds to break every bone in your body*
@ThePengu_96
2 жыл бұрын
This video really emphasizes how wacky the riddler is conceptually is as a villain and makes me sort of appreciate how the movie riddler uses “classic” riddles for information rather than clues or riddles simply for the sake of having riddles
@ErenDenizMert
9 ай бұрын
What abt the riddler in arkham knight? My favourite version of him
@GdoubleWB
Жыл бұрын
From “Suicide Squad: Assault on Arkham” Riddler: “What is something you own, but other people use it most?” Waller: “Your name.” Riddler: “…You’ve heard that one?” Waller: “No. I have Google, like the rest of the world.”
@toganium4175
2 жыл бұрын
I remember in the animated film Batman: Assault on Arkham, the character of Amanda Waller is very unapologetic about looking up answers for Riddler’s riddles. Writers themselves know that Riddler is a hard character to use.
@nvcomics
2 жыл бұрын
He was done great in the War of Jokes and Riddles arc
@marcosbravo9645
2 жыл бұрын
I guess they would have to come up with their own riddles.
@TheAzulmagia
2 жыл бұрын
@@marcosbravo9645 That's the thing, yeah. You pretty much have to invent an original riddle for him that doesn't feel too easy AND also isn't too difficult to reason out for the audience. It's why the Arkham games just have him with these easy puzzles and hand-wave it as "Oh, he's losing his edge because he's going increasingly crazy from being beaten all the time."
@THEghost13579
2 жыл бұрын
But wasn't Riddler just stalling for time so Batman would show up and stop her Men from killing him?
@olserknam
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheAzulmagia "Isn't too difficult to reason out for the audience" - I don't think most people try to do that.
@dmk_yt
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, so THIS is what that new Batman movie is about.
@pantzforhire
2 жыл бұрын
not too far off tbh
@DishyLemon
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, yeah 🤣🤣
@maninthecamohat2735
2 жыл бұрын
@Anna ♪ kzitem.info/news/bejne/q62kyXWHrqSdpKA
@CigaretteCrayon
2 жыл бұрын
@@pantzforhire yeah he mentioned bombs but the wrong number. In the film there were 7, so I wasn't sure if the person making this has seen it or not.
@KingM119
2 жыл бұрын
@@CigaretteCrayon or maybe they just didn't care for being accurate?
@eat_the_rich2004
2 жыл бұрын
The way he just calmly says "Counter point; you're a terrorist" just like he's saying 'hear me out here'
@lrkcm373
Жыл бұрын
I said, “Riddle me this Batman,” to my mom when she asked me to do some impossible task. She got a chuckle out of it, before proceeding to smack the shit out of me.
@NekkoBlue
2 жыл бұрын
I really love these “superheroes that shatter what little self esteem these villains actually have” videos, keep it up lol
@Ghostguy693
2 жыл бұрын
AHHH I LOVE YOUR PFP!!! (FUTABA BEST GIRL)
@banjo304
2 жыл бұрын
Watch venture bros if you havent
@enigmaodell6806
2 жыл бұрын
Punching them might hurt them physically, but breaking their ego will make them never want to do anything again.
"I have cities, but no houses" "I have mountains, but no trees" "I have water, but I have no fish" A dissapointing scenery
@taintedexcalibur
2 жыл бұрын
: /
@amnesiaXDD
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@deadlineuniverse3189
2 жыл бұрын
A country with full privatised real estate and serious environmental problems
@effectz_end
2 жыл бұрын
I would have answered "The future"
@parenthesiscolon8706
2 жыл бұрын
suddenly depressing
@Tomokari0_0
Жыл бұрын
*plot twist* batman was not googling it he was asking robin the answers
@Gyarretto7
Жыл бұрын
Second plot twist: Robin *was* googling the answers
@TripleTomGames-9476
Жыл бұрын
This video kind of showcases the struggle of writing the Riddler in a modern setting, which is probably why the character seems avoided and seldom used in any real extent in newer movies. He became almost a joke character, which contrasted greatly with the menace he used to inspire. This is why I love "The Batman" from 2022, and the fact that they not only used the Riddler, but made him the primary villain. They altered him to better fit a modern world, and made his puzzles and riddles more obscure, or added elements to them that made simply looking up the answer much harder or impossible altogether. Not everyone liked the new look and direction, but I personally loved it, and feel that this depiction of the character brought him back so to speak, a made him more relevant for a modern setting.
@ianfinrir8724
9 ай бұрын
Part of the reason Riddler isn't used much is mostly because it's really hard coming up with riddles.
@Melody_Raventress
8 ай бұрын
Yep, the new Riddler was solid.
@Davtwan
2 жыл бұрын
The sudden “oh” with a barrage of punches had me laughing hard.
@VladyO
2 жыл бұрын
This is funny as hell, but I mainly just appreciate that this is an unquestionably good guy Batman who actually is clearly more sane than the villains that keep projecting onto him than the overdone narrative that they're not so different.
@looniemoonie5955
2 жыл бұрын
*unquestionably good* you think I wouldn't notice that!
@four7685
2 жыл бұрын
A lot of his rogues gallery really is just people that need help, in especially the c-tier villains like the penguin
@davidkueny2444
2 жыл бұрын
OK, I hear you. Counterpoint. He's still dressed as a flying mouse, and he's still beating up criminals. Being a good guy and being mentally unstable are not mutually exclusive.
@Cri_Jackal
2 жыл бұрын
@@four7685 You're thinking of the Tim Burton penguin, every other version is just a bullied rich kid.
@nickthepick8043
2 жыл бұрын
I love how sane everyone is on this thread. God, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
@TheFragtasticFour
2 жыл бұрын
"Counter point, you're a terrorist." "So that justifies you cheating?" "In every conceivable way." *beating up commences* im dying rn
@mariic2
2 жыл бұрын
So is Riddler.
@TheFragtasticFour
2 жыл бұрын
@@mariic2 Yes.
@deleetiusproductions3497
2 жыл бұрын
@@mariic2 It's more literal in Riddler's case, though
@jepjep6740
2 жыл бұрын
"You know I put a lot of time and effort into these y'know with the riddles and everything" Also the riddles: *Are on the internet*
@samzoguthecommenter8239
2 жыл бұрын
Man, Batman gadgets sure have really improved. He’ll just probably just wear a surgical mask to defeat Scarecrow tho.
@anotherrandomguy8871
2 жыл бұрын
Batman has made his own shark repellent, but has he even made a crocodile repellent solely to deal with Killer crock? Batman should also make some Bat-Herbicides to defeat poison Ivey.
@antitheist3206
2 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint Just have Tim shoot somebody. You don't even have to pay him.
@Tenebrio-Morio
2 жыл бұрын
@@anotherrandomguy8871 but isn't killer crock just a guy with a rare skin condition?
@jagtech490
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tenebrio-Morio not anymore
@elfascisto6549
2 жыл бұрын
Surgical masks can't stop covid, much less fear gas
@Wubsy96
2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe just don't." - Batman solving crime
@gonernotloner
2 жыл бұрын
“Counterpoint, you’re a terrorist” Is one of the greatest Batman lines
@lethellsing
2 жыл бұрын
Love how Batman’s just tapping away at his phone looking up the answers 😂
@thomasraines1396
2 жыл бұрын
The “In every conceivable way.” bit was hilarious.
@TheyWantMeGone69
2 жыл бұрын
The "oh" from Riddler just acceping the counter argument as valid
@thebestnoob7873
2 жыл бұрын
Batman’s most useful gadget The bat phone
@flow185
2 жыл бұрын
With its bat web browser
@lejoy238
2 жыл бұрын
“Alfred? Get me the Bat Mobile” “All fuelled up, Master Bruce” “No, not that one”
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
2 жыл бұрын
i thought his most useful gadget was his can of bat beans
@wasquash
2 жыл бұрын
@@lejoy238 clever
@lyokianhitchhiker
2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 COWER BEFORE THE STENCH OF THE BAT FART!
@andistansbury4366
4 ай бұрын
"This is like my one social interaction of the month and you're kinda ruining it for me right now"
@yukhzia
2 жыл бұрын
google me this batman: “who was in Paris?”
@mrpizzacat8273
2 жыл бұрын
I think the riddler is a real cool character concept and can work in a darker setting but all of that hinges on actually writing new unique and relevant riddles to the situation. Which rarely happens. Edit: I watched the new Batman movie and the Riddler was good idve preferred more showmanship but that may just be me
@Solaire_of_Astora13
2 жыл бұрын
The volume five of Snyder's run makes an interesting use of his character. The final battle of the comic for instance is fought against time, while any of the above average difficulty riddles he gives Batman need to be solved before time's up or thousands will die. Even if Batman solves them all, it would technically be impossible to solve them all unless he's a supercomputer, and even then he's risking death at every step. The actual solution is pretty damn interesting.
@mrpizzacat8273
2 жыл бұрын
@@Solaire_of_Astora13 good to know someone did it right
@serene-illusion
2 жыл бұрын
I think they were executed really well in the new Batman movie
@jacobgraemoor5778
2 жыл бұрын
*The Batman*
@mrpizzacat8273
2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobgraemoor5778 haven’t seen it yet hope they pull it off
@misterzygarde6431
2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a post on Tumblr the other day talking about how Spider-Man and Batman’s foes wouldn’t last ten minutes if Spidey and Batman switched rogues galleries with a favorite part of the post being that Spider-Man would tell the Riddler he likes Knock-Knock jokes better while Green Goblin is getting his ass whooped by the Bat-Family.
@feckingbulcrepe5735
2 жыл бұрын
The funny part is their rogue galleries are really similar too
@Bertiboy
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like how if Spider-Man ended up fighting Joker we’d literally just get the Terry scene from the Batman Beyond movie where Peter just bullies and laughs at him and the Joker doesn’t like it.
@KeithTheDinosaurBoyVA
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bertiboy "Gonna cry?"
@video-warehouse-s8973
2 жыл бұрын
Do you have a link to the post? That sounds pretty funny
@misterzygarde6431
2 жыл бұрын
@@video-warehouse-s8973 Just look up Spider-Man Solos Gotham and you’ll get a screenshot of the post on Reddit Tried posting a link but KZitem deleted it
@FinchZeKey
2 жыл бұрын
Batman easily googling the answers to riddles the Riddler apparently spent a lot of time coming up with always makes me giggle violently
@Keithixix
2 жыл бұрын
"You're a terrorist." "Oh, so all of a sudden that justifies you cheating?" "In every conceivable way." Why was this the funniest part of the video-
@Al_musawi14
2 жыл бұрын
Nah the green Spandex part was the funniest
@frongicide
2 жыл бұрын
Because that's the punchline
@volter6307
2 жыл бұрын
@@frongicide Wow nice pun
@jackadams3878
2 жыл бұрын
@@Al_musawi14 i know of a guy who snuck into a special forces type base wearing green spandex and a bright gold shoulder...cloth... thing. tore the place up and ran away before anyone knew what was happening
@Al_musawi14
2 жыл бұрын
@@jackadams3878 Lmao, interesting.....
@TheAzulmagia
2 жыл бұрын
This borderline feels like how Terry McGinnis would react to Riddler.
@benjaminoechsli1941
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, if OG Riddler came up against angsty teen Terry McGinnis, Nygma would have to retire. "I can't beat him, but he doesn't play by the rules! No sport at all."
@ianfinrir8724
2 жыл бұрын
I like to think Nygma ended up starting a company that publishes books of crossword puzzles.
@Ichiyama22
2 жыл бұрын
Terry beats Riddler like he beat Joker, by refusing to take his BS seriously
@wanderfilho5443
16 сағат бұрын
I imagine Solid JJ twiddling his fingers, and doing a malicious face when doing the Riddler voice
@dustingaethje1332
Жыл бұрын
The Riddler: "I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me, what am I?" Batman: "...your mom."
@cymes82
6 ай бұрын
It's a shame that KZitem got rid of the subpages for comments.
@mahmouddjellali2774
6 ай бұрын
riddler: riddle me this Batman I have no- Batman: justice
@OhOh996
2 жыл бұрын
In Batman's defense, this is what Riddler deserves after having each and everyone of us go through tedious guidelines on the internet to find the locations of all the Riddler trophies in Arkham.
@---oq5kb
2 жыл бұрын
The guides needed to be created by someone. Basically at least a single person found them without any guides, and then created guides for everybody else. (Or maybe they just looked at the game code idk) they deserve to beat riddler the most.
@imp360
2 жыл бұрын
@@---oq5kbguides? they aren't that hard to find especially since each game gives ways to put them on the map
@turkoglu43258
2 жыл бұрын
@@---oq5kb You can also find them all bro not need the guides i was found all trophies without looking any guides.
@ThSadomasohista
2 жыл бұрын
@@---oq5kb The most likely scenario, as is usually with these guides, is a case of multiple people posting their findings and someone correlating them all.
@Edward_Nashton
2 жыл бұрын
Pfff you needed guides for finding trophies and solving riddles? Weak. (just being incharacter don't take it to harsh)
@piegirl8263
2 жыл бұрын
These are always so cleverly written
@engineergaming5989
2 жыл бұрын
As clever as calender man who commits crimes on specific holidays
@maninthecamohat2735
2 жыл бұрын
@Anna ♪ kzitem.info/news/bejne/q62kyXWHrqSdpKA
@flamingcat1101
2 жыл бұрын
@@engineergaming5989 that's why he's calendar man
@WanderingNerd21
2 жыл бұрын
@@flamingcat1101 and that's why Two Face didn't let him out in the Long Halloween
@tyrian522
Жыл бұрын
I love how in Arkham Asylum (a batman video game) solving all of riddlers riddles slowly angers him more and more to the point where riddler accuses u of looking it up on the internet lol
@jeepmega629
Жыл бұрын
With how trendy and on with the times companies want to be, it’s surprising that something like hasn’t been officially published already.
@noraomne8739
2 жыл бұрын
“Counterpoint: You’re a terrorist.” “So that justifies you cheating?” “ *In every conceivable way* .” I literally live my very life on this logic.
@Solotocius
2 жыл бұрын
Lemme guess... You call everyone you disagree with a terrorist?
@noraomne8739
2 жыл бұрын
@@Solotocius Lmao nah man. Just the ones who are terrorists.
@ZenthosSohtnez
2 жыл бұрын
You live on solving a person in green spandex' riddles dressed in a bag suit?
@guardianboreal1432
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it makes life soooo much easier, kupo. #ActuallySerious #KupoTime #IGaveNoFucks #TwoCanPlayDirty
@adriantrusca1245
2 жыл бұрын
Literally. Like literally. Not figuratively. But literally. Literally.
@Rad-Dude63andathird
2 жыл бұрын
A Batman that refuses to put up with Gotham's shit for once is simultaneously refreshing and hilarious.
@davidwuhrer6704
2 жыл бұрын
In the Nolan trilogy, Batman was the worst thing to happen to Gotham.
@the-quiver
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidwuhrer6704 the best actually
@davidwuhrer6704
2 жыл бұрын
@@the-quiver So you agree with the late Ras Al-Ghul that Gotham should be destroyed?
@the-quiver
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidwuhrer6704 no? why?
@davidwuhrer6704
2 жыл бұрын
@@the-quiver Because Batman destroyed everything Thomas Wayne had built.
@julieturkel8510
2 жыл бұрын
6 year old me: throws lollipop rapper on the ground Bat man showing up to break my spine: “I am Justice”
@TheHulkbuster13
9 ай бұрын
From Batman: Assault on Arkham. A 2014 film. The Riddler: What belongs to you, but others use it more than you? Amanda Waller: Your name. The Riddler: Oh you’ve heard that one. Amanda Waller: No, I have Google like the rest of the world.
@aroacegoblin6359
2 жыл бұрын
As someone who just got home from the theaters after watching the masterpiece that is The Batman, I can undoubtedly confirm this is exactly what happens.
@lampshade7189
2 жыл бұрын
He even breaks down sobbing and everything 💀
@bagseys
2 жыл бұрын
Sammeeee
@CigaretteCrayon
2 жыл бұрын
There were 7 bombs and no green spandex. I have a feeling we were bamboozled.
@merseyviking
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spoilers 😠
@CigaretteCrayon
2 жыл бұрын
@@merseyviking eh it's almost ruined by the SJW writers. Not completely, but almost.
@Glisten456
2 жыл бұрын
Batman Villains' weakness in the real world! The Riddler: The internet The Penguin: Taxes The Joker: Reddit
@Damian_1989
2 жыл бұрын
Killer Croc: The Zoo
@kaproskarleto5136
2 жыл бұрын
@@Damian_1989 Clayface: a kiln
@user-ps4lx8qq2c
2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean IRS for Joker
@kaproskarleto5136
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ps4lx8qq2c batman: An Owl (or more specifically the owlman prank guy)
@THEAMAZINGSPIDERFAN
2 жыл бұрын
Joker is 4chan. Reddit is homelander. A man who thinks he had all the power. But is really a child who has active temper tantrums.
@b.harrison37
2 жыл бұрын
"Riddle me this batman, Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out eat the food?"
@cainangoodwin5401
2 жыл бұрын
This is just a POV of Batman if he was real.
@macuna1995
2 жыл бұрын
Batman should just say *"Maybe just don't."* to every criminal in Gotham City, then they'll rethink their lives.
@NormalChannel95
2 жыл бұрын
"You want to go home and rethink your life"
@briarmason8737
2 жыл бұрын
Riddler: "I don't really have any friends or anything. This is like my one social interaction of the month." Has this dude never been on the internet? I feel like Reddit would be a perfect place for him.
@benjaminoechsli1941
2 жыл бұрын
_Bat-Log, March 10th:_ Edward Nygma (aka The Riddler) has been released from Arkham today. As per my arrangement with the GCPD, he has been furnished with an apartment, a laptop, and a Reddit account. He is to log in to r/riddles at least once a day for a month as part of his probation. His account activity is being monitored. _Bat-Log, May 25th:_ I am beginning to believe we may have seen the end of Nygma's alter ego. He has landed a job at the local paper creating crosswords and other puzzles. A low-paying job, but enough to keep the lights on. He's started his own subreddit where egos like his can dare to challenge the master. Not one crime committed yet- beyond the crimes Redditors typically commit by being Redditors.
@sergiorubens8475
2 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminoechsli1941 incredible
@danilima6970
2 жыл бұрын
This is actually interesting, I mean How would internet affect villains and how they would affect internet.
@michaeltesterman8295
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like he would use Tumblr
@caracal429
2 жыл бұрын
The Batman (2022) go BRRRRR
@yaboi8130
2 ай бұрын
This has been my favorite solid jj skit since it came out and it’s still fantastic
@person-two1292
2 жыл бұрын
And with this batman realized he never got the location of the bombs before he knocked riddler out
@404_VipersBite
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he was calm and reasonable giving a counter arguement before beating the crap out of him is really funny for some reason
@wilmagregg3131
2 жыл бұрын
its cause its a very batman thing to do respond to insanity with calm cold reason before beating the shitte out of you.
@theincrediblebray5686
2 жыл бұрын
To quote Amanda Waller “I have Google, like the rest of the world”
@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
2 жыл бұрын
yeah assault on arkham was funny as hell
@theaveragenoob6632
2 жыл бұрын
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 "Hey Google, what is the best way to assault Arkham."
@jackmichhoffnickkerr2745
2 жыл бұрын
I accidentally came across these and now i cant stop watching them
@Ultra-pr0
8 ай бұрын
"ok i hear you. COUNTERPOINT... you're a terrorist" "oh so all of a sudden that justifies you cheating?" "in every conceivable way" "oh-" *riddler fucking dies*
@GabbysoHappy
2 жыл бұрын
Look he’s my favorite Batman villain, but damn if this isn’t hilariously accurate
@ultimate4323
2 жыл бұрын
"Do you know how hard it is to place 5 bombs across the city in green spandex" "Maybe just don't" I didn't realize Batman was based
@Justin-pe9cl
2 жыл бұрын
I would imagine it would be similar to placing 5 bombs across the city wearing BLUE spandex.
@davidwuhrer6704
2 жыл бұрын
Why not have a delivery service place the bombs for you?
@flumonious5572
2 жыл бұрын
@@Justin-pe9cl or RED
@Al_musawi14
2 жыл бұрын
So is he telling him to not wear green Spandex or not place bombs? Which one?
@ultimate4323
2 жыл бұрын
@@Al_musawi14 yes
@josephschubert6561
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, so that justifies you cheating?" "In every conceivable way" I'm dying!
@callmejason3520
Жыл бұрын
man your skits are always too damn good
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
2 жыл бұрын
*Batman in the beginning solving Riddler’s riddles with his wits:* Playing Arkham Asylum *Batman here:* Playing Arkham Knight
@OreganoParsley
2 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised nobody has acknowledged you. What’s up?
@Maximus20778
Жыл бұрын
@@OreganoParsley it's not the real one lol
@OreganoParsley
Жыл бұрын
@@Maximus20778 62k subs, seems pretty legit
@stapler942
2 жыл бұрын
Batman: I've got one for you. What have I got in my pocket? Riddler: Hey, that's cheating! You're violating the sacred art of riddling with a question that is clearly not in the form of- *SMACK* Batman: Whoopass, Riddler, a can of Whoopass. Umm, wait a sec. It's actually beans. Alfred asked me to pick up some on the way home, it's his day off. Uh, I mean, my friend who is not at all a valet. See Riddles, you made me spill the beans, I gotta go get some more now. Thanks for that.
@fun_police8011
2 жыл бұрын
NOT THE BEANS!
@stapler942
2 жыл бұрын
@@fun_police8011 Oh they're in my fries! My friiiiies! AUGHGHGH
@Xbalanque84
2 жыл бұрын
That was surprisingly clever. Bravo.
@albertskoften1452
2 жыл бұрын
Batman is kept well supplied by Professor Utonium.
@ManicPandaz
2 жыл бұрын
Batman keeps his can of whoopass next to his can of shark repellant.
@kingofcomics5951
2 жыл бұрын
The "maybe dont" line was my favorite
@DrSoftShoo
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "maybe just don't"
@MB-pw9hf
2 жыл бұрын
"Do you know how difficult it is to get away with putting like 5 bombs across the city wearing green spandex?" "Maybe just, don't"
@davidwuhrer6704
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Some people just shouldn't wear Spandex.
@ThePustulio27
2 жыл бұрын
Ben Shapiro really made a breakthrough performance here as the riddler
@evandavis7
2 жыл бұрын
Lol glad I'm not the only one.
@forgottenrights351
2 жыл бұрын
Dude, these are so well written. Keep up the good work.
@OREOISGOD494
20 күн бұрын
At this point i feel like Batman just carries a Google or Alexa device everytime he goes to beat up The Riddler.
@Sharkfreak956
2 жыл бұрын
Riddle me this, Batman. Why did Superman say "Martha"?
@Hmmm777
2 жыл бұрын
"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!"
@ruwailali8542
2 жыл бұрын
Batman skips the chit chat and jumps straight to 1:07
@lankymaccrazyhair264
2 жыл бұрын
"counterpoint: you're a terrorist" "Oh so all of a sudden that justifies you cheating?" "In every conceivable way" "Oh" *Riddler gets decked*
@freezingcathedral
2 жыл бұрын
all of the sudden... the as if there is only one sudden... please fix this part of your speech. it's all of a sudden, not the sudden.
@lankymaccrazyhair264
2 жыл бұрын
@@freezingcathedral done
@FatalFrostbyte29
2 жыл бұрын
We watched the video
@sowmyalatha8963
2 жыл бұрын
r/we watched the video
@Electrical010
2 жыл бұрын
Basically the Arkham batman series us searching up: How to find every trophy
@adamwilliams2679
2 жыл бұрын
"Maybe just don't" is my new favorite response to almost anything.
@hazy_hermit
2 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen
@wowalamoiz9489
2 жыл бұрын
Try "it's a morally ambiguous life". Or this guy's Three Stooges skits. But really, the former is just brilliant writing.
@ggmann13
2 жыл бұрын
Oh dude you have to check out the one about an AI writing a Batman script. I have never laughed harder at something Batman related.
@pennywar4677
2 жыл бұрын
It just gets better with every sentencw
@g4fly4ever8
2 жыл бұрын
@@ggmann13 oh that one. i never laughed harder at anything
@ggmann13
2 жыл бұрын
@@maninthecamohat2735 I'm gonna mark this as spam lol
@clockshock6366
2 жыл бұрын
The panel of him punching Riddler ONCE being accompanied by several hit noises is killing me lmao
@Ghost7065
2 жыл бұрын
We need more of these
@thedman1754
Жыл бұрын
I want to know who thought it was a good idea to give the worlds greatest detective a villan who throws fucking kiddy riddles at him. Its like a spider-man villan that puts a bomb at the end of a parkour course and says "HA HA BET YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH THIS, SHPIDAH MAN"
@gmt1
2 жыл бұрын
Writing intelligent characters can be difficult. Inventors and investigators are easy enough. Just throw in some techno jargon, plot device, or psychological bs to solve the issue. Usually these feats can be boiled down to the character just being smart and that's it. Villains like the Riddler, however, have a theme that can't be ignored. You can't have a riddle theme villain not make genuinely unique and difficult riddles.
@ianfinrir8724
2 жыл бұрын
That's why they pretty much turned Riddler into Jigsaw.
@AppleOfThineEye
2 жыл бұрын
@@ianfinrir8724 And there's nothing wrong with that. At all.
@wilmagregg3131
2 жыл бұрын
@@ianfinrir8724 i mean he always was despite his name very rarely did riddle just force someone to solve a riddle without some promise of great harm befalling them or someone else if they fail
@jiminycracken
Жыл бұрын
Someone asked one of the Batman comics writers why Riddler doesn't show up more often, and his response was basically "you try writing 20 riddles for a comic arc."
@santosic
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, and props to anyone that at least tries to make any iteration of the Riddler live up to his name and actually come up with genuinely unique and difficult riddles one can't just look up online. Whether they fail or not is a different matter altogether but at least if the intent is there, that's a good start 😛
@Abominatrix650
2 жыл бұрын
That's it. That's the movie. Not even hinting at anything, this is what you see when you pay for your ticket and sit down to watch
@KILLCHRISU
Жыл бұрын
i’ve rewatched this like 3 times already
@GetsugaTensho85
Жыл бұрын
What I love most about this is just how in character this is!
@FryingPan1812
2 жыл бұрын
DC Supervillain: Batman: Maybe just don't.
@HaganeNoGijutsushi
2 жыл бұрын
Batman's advice to his whole gallery of enemies: "STOP BREAKING THE LAW YOU ASSHOLE!"
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