The bear is a polar bear (since they live at the North Pole and a house there would be facing south in all directions) and the bus driver is you (listen more closely to the beginning). Just in case anyone was as frustrated as Marge.
@elizabethroberto7862
8 жыл бұрын
+906087....... i know this has nothing to do w/ the riddle to the bear question & the bus driver but i was wondering how did you make your pic. "PINK?" so i can make mine that way to. p.s i just now figured out the question to the bear riddle & that "ONLY" pole bears are "WHITE" but i haven't figured out the bus driver riddle......... YET I'll have to listen to the question again "VERY CLOSELY" thanks for the TIP :=)
@y8ice
8 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely you can hear the exact quote: "You are driving a bus." It is the very beginning sentence that Juan says.
@ssppeellll
7 жыл бұрын
I heard the bear riddle this way: "A man goes hunting. Leaving his base camp, he walks one mile due south, then one mile due west. There, he sees a bear. He shoots at the bear, but misses. He becomes discouraged, dissatisfied, disgusted, disillusioned, disenchanted, dismayed, disheartened, disappointed -- and a few other disses to boot. He walks due north one mile, ending up back at his base camp. What color was the bear?" Kind of the same riddle, right? But I found a sequel to that riddle: Forget about the bear, forget about the hunting. Name another point on the face of the earth from which one can travel due south one mile, then due west one mile, then due north one mile, and end up back at the starting point.
@MJLeger-yj1ww
6 жыл бұрын
Clever -- I like it, -- (a bare what?) -- you're supposed to groan!
@shiningdawn8578
6 жыл бұрын
"You're driving a bus, right. Now, there's are 10 people on it..." The name of the bus driver is whoever the person is the joke is being told to.
@MJLeger-yj1ww
6 жыл бұрын
Who cares anyway?! Just watching Carol's facial expressions is enough to turn any bear brown -- or black, or red, or tan, or (.....). Carol is probably the funniest lady to EVER grace television or her audience, wherever! (And she is the nicest person on top of all that.) One terrific, unbeatable lady!
@gannjones3811
5 жыл бұрын
M.J. Leger iii
@jessiewessel1237
3 жыл бұрын
this comment should have wayyyyyy more likes....
@greenlee7smythe
4 жыл бұрын
5:42 yep she’s ready for the straight jacket lmao 😂
@BeeKee404
7 жыл бұрын
I feel like Carol channeled Eunice for this character lol
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
Can't you picture Mama and Eunice talking about this riddle?
@lauriedavis400
6 жыл бұрын
🙆🏼♀️ *OMGOSH* sha11235 i’d ❤️to see and hear _THAT!_ 🤷♀️ ... it would be *_EPIC!!_* 🤣😉😘💐
@RatPackBat
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 YES! & yelling @ the top of their lungs too
@Sbaxter1989
3 жыл бұрын
I saw mama and Eunice at "well then how do u know it wasn't brown"
@charliejamz.
2 жыл бұрын
When Carol squints her eyes and overbites her teeth, I die laughing. She’s a great dramatic actress.
@barbarakratsios7836
3 жыл бұрын
The way Carla and Steve Lawrence's character laughed as they left the room is, unfortunately, how a lot of people really are. They snicker behind your back. That was one of many things that I liked about Carol Burnett's show--she parodied real-life situations that people could relate to.
@lennypearl
8 жыл бұрын
This is one of my most favourite CBS sketches...when Carol yells "What's that got to do with anything????" and that face she makes at 5:31! But I've always wondered why was it OK for Steve to tell Carla the answer, and "spoil" the riddle, but not Marge?
@greg11311
8 жыл бұрын
Because the intent was to have Carol go nuts and if she would have known the answer, it would've ruined the sketch.
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
That was the joke.
@kristinabaker4433
5 жыл бұрын
It isn't they were being insensitive jerks
@tamething1
5 жыл бұрын
Lenny Pearl : He did not tell her the answer; she figured it out and told him. He just confirmed that she got it right.
@Sbaxter1989
3 жыл бұрын
They knew how happy carol would be if she got it on her own. I like to think she finally did ❤😊
@lauriedavis400
6 жыл бұрын
🤦🏼♀️ ... Carla laughing *_HYSTERICALLY_* 🤣💦 ... Marge @1:15: *_”CHEER UP_* Carla.” OMGOSH i ❤️ that kinda *HUMOR!!* 🎉😬😉😘🎊
@therollsroycetrent9863
7 жыл бұрын
Did you catch that? "YOU'RE driving a bus........."
@freeamericausa1
3 жыл бұрын
RIGHT! Have to listen to the question closely.
@Sbaxter1989
3 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOOOHHHH ! ! ! Dude all these years... Thank you ❤✌🏻🎸
@RitaSora
2 жыл бұрын
Ha! Thanks! Always scored sooo low on this stuff in school and throughout life!
@ostrovisky
8 жыл бұрын
Omg I started to feel like Carol by the end of this because of that damn bear
@DottyGale8
7 жыл бұрын
Anya, it's white.
@annathompson9811
6 жыл бұрын
anna
@jasminelove1104
6 жыл бұрын
DottyGale8 exactly, southern exposure 😂😂😂😂white
@kelly3014
6 жыл бұрын
What is southern exposure?
@sarahmbula8951
5 жыл бұрын
@@annathompson9811 :-)
@JustMe-mp8on
5 жыл бұрын
I watch this once in awhile when I need to laugh. Great show.
@DerekWilliamsMusic
5 жыл бұрын
Clever riddles, and brilliant performances, esp by Carol Burnett.
@jamesniezgoda5454
Жыл бұрын
Even Carol Burnett can make telling a riddle look fun
@deborahchadbourne6113
4 жыл бұрын
Where did Carol learn all those hilarious expressions 😂😂😅😆
@Sbaxter1989
3 жыл бұрын
She didn't learn them she created them.
@NewMessage
6 жыл бұрын
It's a long walk, but bear with it..
@RitaSora
2 жыл бұрын
Failed countless times whenever this type of stuff was on any test.Love Steve so much.Huge crush on him! Surprised I was able to concentrate on his numbers while he spoke! I usually get lost in his eyes! Lol.I said to myself "Count with Steve".I got all the numbers right but then he wanted the drivers name and then I got stuck.Ha! I looked in the comments section here and saw the answer.I didn't pay attention to what he said about the driver at the start.Ha!!! In my 60's and still failing these riddles.Love You forever Steve! Thanks Carol for having Steve as a guest so many times.Thank You for posting this clip!
@nelle1001
3 жыл бұрын
Marge channeling a lotta Eunice in there 😂😂😂
@loischacon17
7 жыл бұрын
FUNNY THEN FUNNY NOW! CAROL IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@Mark-hc8ek
Жыл бұрын
I love how she says she hates everyone.
@RatPackBat
4 жыл бұрын
The bear would be white. & the bus driver is you. 😊 I win!
@marshallsobin4879
4 жыл бұрын
Carol love that sweater and skirt and don't forget that perfect white dress shirt
@marshallsobin4879
4 жыл бұрын
And let's not forget that white blouse
@francisbarrett2821
5 жыл бұрын
No doubt that Carol Burnett is the best female comedian ever... I wonder if she is available?
@johnerwin981
6 жыл бұрын
sure, a classic sketch - - thanks a lot for posting!!
@loncaselton
5 жыл бұрын
you're driving a bus....lmao
@pi1810
3 жыл бұрын
Your own name.🤣
@sierrabinion7112
3 жыл бұрын
The point is...the point is.... the point is...lol
@carolynjones6457
5 жыл бұрын
Those riddles were as dumb as bad Dad jokes, but I loved the way Carol's character came unglued in the end and punched Harvey Kormans character.
@noellewien7267
8 жыл бұрын
That bus driver one reminds me of the "If a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, in what country do they bury the survivors?" HAHA
@jeanmarcks2382
7 жыл бұрын
Noel Lewien i was just thinking of that riddle!!
@anneshirley9560
6 жыл бұрын
Well answer!!!!
@jamese9283
6 жыл бұрын
bury the survivors?
@anneshirley9560
6 жыл бұрын
@@jamese9283 yeah... that makes sense. 😳 thanks.
@lsusmuggler
5 жыл бұрын
How many dead people are in that cemetery?
@sharpo
6 жыл бұрын
Carol Burnett: Funniest woman alive.
@Sbaxter1989
3 жыл бұрын
THE POINT IS.. 😆👏❤
@barbarakratsios7836
4 жыл бұрын
Carla was pretty mean to say "You shouldn't get involved with riddles in the first place" SHE GOT MARGE INVOLVED IN THE FIRST PLACE!
@jonnaking3054
3 жыл бұрын
I wanna know why the hell Steve told Carla the answer to the bear one and not Marge
@barbarasowers2895
2 жыл бұрын
😂great show
@mine579
8 жыл бұрын
That is like the stupid math questions they gave you in Grade school. If a train a leaves Chicago at 10 AM and another train leaves from LA at 10AM at what time do they meet in the middle. I am in 3rd grade at that point how the freaking hell do I know?
@dianedizayee2439
6 жыл бұрын
Mine If you know the distance between these two cities, you can arrive at the correct answer.
@jjtint
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jamesniezgoda5454
5 жыл бұрын
I could never get that train trivia. If a train A leaves such a place at a certain speed & Train B leaves from such & such place at a certain speed how long till train A & train B meet at such & such place. I hope some people understand what I'm trying to say
@RitaSora
2 жыл бұрын
I always failed the train riddles and any of those riddles.I missed these riddles! In my 60's and nothing has changed.Lol!
@naungthaw
8 жыл бұрын
the bear is white and i am the bus driver. 😂
@elizabethroberto7862
8 жыл бұрын
+Naung Thaw....... how do you know that? i didn't even get the riddle bears are "USUALLY BROWN" aren't they? except polar bears & their are "WHITE" is that what they were talking about?
@naungthaw
8 жыл бұрын
+Elizabeth Roberto "all southern exposure" means it's at the North Pole. Since its North Pole, the only bear staying there is Polar Bear and Polar bears are white. 😊
@elizabethroberto7862
8 жыл бұрын
Naung Thaw yes i did FINELY got the Bear riddle & the bus driver riddle to :)
@naungthaw
8 жыл бұрын
+Elizabeth Roberto great! 👍🏽
@ssppeellll
7 жыл бұрын
I heard the bear riddle this way: "A man goes hunting. Leaving his base camp, he walks one mile due south, then one mile due west. There, he sees a bear. He shoots at the bear, but misses. He becomes discouraged, dissatisfied, disgusted, disillusioned, disenchanted, dismayed, disheartened, disappointed -- and a few other disses to boot. He walks due north one mile, ending up back at his base camp. What color was the bear?" Kind of the same riddle, right? But I found a sequel to that riddle: Forget about the bear, forget about the hunting. Name another point on the face of the earth from which one can travel due south one mile, then due west one mile, then due north one mile, and end up back at the starting point.
@kelly3014
6 жыл бұрын
This is where the writers of Common Core came up with their questions.
@rainbowgirlism
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@kenbrown438
5 жыл бұрын
Can anyone tell me if that's Carol's real hair or a wig at the beginning of the show !!!!???? Carol Burnett and Lyonal Wagner and Tim Conway and Vicki Lawrence and Harvey Korman are all geniuses !!!! I watch every skit I can find on KZitem !!!!
@RepentfollowJesus
5 жыл бұрын
Lyle Wagoner
@doggoneit8341
Жыл бұрын
This is how I feel about those riddles that go around on Facebook with no way to know the answers! 😂
@elizabethroberto7862
8 жыл бұрын
thanks for uploading this video The Carol Burnett Show Official :=) :=)
@kristinabaker4433
5 жыл бұрын
I learned the Driving the bus one from Sheri Lewis & Lamb Chop except the question was what color are the bus driver's eyes
@brettkoeshall2325
Жыл бұрын
Carol Burnett starts hitting the office idiots towards the end of the sketch.
@barbarakratsios7836
3 жыл бұрын
Carla should have just left Marge alone!
@simontay1187
4 жыл бұрын
Skin coloured...exposed and bare! Hahaha...
@y8ice
8 жыл бұрын
White, the bear is a polar bear because you live in the north pole. The bus driver is you because listen closely. The first sentences are "you are driving a bus". That guy is really clever.
@OrangeAni
8 жыл бұрын
Not that guy. that's the oldest of the riddles and everybody know it :)
@QueerOkie
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@wdorador
7 жыл бұрын
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@wdorador
7 жыл бұрын
KingStormy no hi bb p k no no Mom I'm free the he Anne on the freaking of what part of u ds
@wdorador
7 жыл бұрын
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@russianbear4959
4 жыл бұрын
"No the point is, the point is, the point is, what color was the bear???!
@getabaciu2342
6 жыл бұрын
Guys, you make my day too! So many comments about the answers of the riddles... LOL
@bribriny
8 жыл бұрын
I am the bear..and mr white was driving the bus?
@garyb3397
7 жыл бұрын
Brain you are HOT. Damn, what a great smile. Gee whiz.
@garyb3397
7 жыл бұрын
Whoops, I meant BRIAN.
@billwilson5341
7 жыл бұрын
Garyb3397: You're gross.
@lauriedavis400
6 жыл бұрын
🤷♀️ Wellll Bill Wilson ... it’s _simple_ and _to the point_ 🤦🏼♀️ ... _YUP_ 🙆🏼♀️ ... i *_LIKE IT._* 🎉😉😘💋💘
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
This could be done also with Al Bundy in the Marge role.
@1LovedbyHim
2 жыл бұрын
I used to do these answerless riddle thingies to my students, and lead them on to believing they were close to the right answer. It was the funniest thing ever!😂😂😂
@jaysmith1408
6 жыл бұрын
I've heard the second one before, had to hear it a second time, felt like a fuckin idiot.
@cinderella217
4 жыл бұрын
On the bus one if you really was counting the people it would be 5 people left on the bus.
@francisbarrett2821
5 жыл бұрын
What is between heaven (sky) and earth?
@Chrisoula17
6 жыл бұрын
The name of the bus driver is Carol because she is the bus driver.
@barbarakratsios7836
3 жыл бұрын
That was so terrible of Carla--Marge told her she did not like riddles ; Carla should have just kept her mouth shut!
@freeamericausa1
3 жыл бұрын
It was a COMEDY show...not real.
@denisgouveia7381
4 жыл бұрын
The bear's riddle has no exact answer. In no way does it suggest that you are exactly at the north pole. (you are in a room with all southern exposure) can suggest the direction of the room's door or window, but not its geographical location in the globe. (The supposed answer is that "the color of the bear is white")
@leegibson8186
3 жыл бұрын
I have gone through all the comments and still no one knows what colour the darn bear was.Think people, it was a southern exposure.So simple.
@pi1810
3 жыл бұрын
White.
@Chrisoula17
6 жыл бұрын
The bear is white. The house (room) is built in Alaska.
@JustineBarnum
7 жыл бұрын
Anyone else tried to mimic her facial expressions? Lol
@ssppeellll
7 жыл бұрын
I heard the bear riddle this way: "A man goes hunting. Leaving his base camp, he walks one mile due south, then one mile due west. There, he sees a bear. He shoots at the bear, but misses. He becomes discouraged, dissatisfied, disgusted, disillusioned, disenchanted, dismayed, disheartened, disappointed -- and a few other disses to boot. He walks due north one mile, ending up back at his base camp. What color was the bear?" Kind of the same riddle, right? But I found a sequel to that riddle: Forget about the bear, forget about the hunting. Name another point on the face of the earth from which one can travel due south one mile, then due west one mile, then due north one mile, and end up back at the starting point.
@carlbyrd5305
4 жыл бұрын
It just cant be done!😍
@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen
4 жыл бұрын
@@carlbyrd5305 Yes, it can! But that was my reaction too. It just seemed so obviously impossible that I could only stand it for about 20 seconds. Then I quickly flipped to the back of the book that I found the brain teaser in, where the answers were. And lo and behold, there it was: The Solution. And I immediately, thought, "Oh, my gosh! Yeah! That DOES work!"
@flower24587
4 жыл бұрын
Now I have a headache
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
Wonder if Marge ever then heard the surgeon riddle and ended up in the insane asylum from not knowing it?
@matthewrichards8497
7 жыл бұрын
Who is the male guest star? He was also in Double Calamity and I could never get to find out his name. He looks so familiar.
@lennypearl
7 жыл бұрын
Steve Lawrence
@sierrabinion7112
2 жыл бұрын
What color’s the bear?!!!
@rosyalmonte4239
6 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the riddle of what color was Napoleon's white horse was?
@Irulan10
Жыл бұрын
So what color was the bear?
@billwilson5341
7 жыл бұрын
I don't like people like "Carla" There are too many people like "Carla".
@lauriedavis400
6 жыл бұрын
🙆🏼♀️ But Bill Wilson! DUDE!! it’s _just_ a *_SITCOM!!_* 🤦🏼♀️ ... _riiiiiiight?!?_ 🤷♀️💋
@yolandagrady7232
6 жыл бұрын
I had to re-wind the video to figure out the answer to the bus riddle. But I never did get the answer to the bear riddle. I figure I can check the comments here or Google. Lol.
@MrJay197409
6 жыл бұрын
Yep had to do the same for the bus driver. Think bear one has no answer.
@goodintentions1302
4 жыл бұрын
I read in the comments it was a polar bear cuz it was southern exposure so you're in the North Pole. Since any room can have southern exposure, that didn't make sense to me, and somebody else commented the same thing.
@carolreid5405
6 жыл бұрын
As a consumer I would love to have a list of your cooperative or independent businesses.
@jcmon
8 жыл бұрын
The bear is white.
@ssppeellll
7 жыл бұрын
I heard the bear riddle this way: "A man goes hunting. Leaving his base camp, he walks one mile due south, then one mile due west. There, he sees a bear. He shoots at the bear, but misses. He becomes discouraged, dissatisfied, disgusted, disillusioned, disenchanted, dismayed, disheartened, disappointed -- and a few other disses to boot. He walks due north one mile, ending up back at his base camp. What color was the bear?" Kind of the same riddle, right? But I found a sequel to that riddle: Forget about the bear, forget about the hunting. Name another point on the face of the earth from which one can travel due south one mile, then due west one mile, then due north one mile, and end up back at the starting point.
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
Well, unlike Archie Bunker, she admitted she didn't know the answer to the riddle.
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
For those who don't know the answer, see Young Sherlock Holmes.
@tallig.4299
4 жыл бұрын
Read these comments 👇 if you didn't get the riddles and you're frustrated too. You'll find relief.👇
@latoshaadams7482
2 жыл бұрын
She didn't listen
@denisewhisler5536
5 жыл бұрын
I hate riddles too
@tomhaskett5161
3 жыл бұрын
Polar bears have black skin - true fact.
@sha11235
6 жыл бұрын
I would've just told her the two answers. Why is that a problem for them?
@lauriedavis400
6 жыл бұрын
🤦🏼♀️ By all means sha11235! Tell her the answers! 🤫🤭Then _CANCEL the SHOW_ 🚫📽🎬 ... since YOU just *_TOOK AWAY the FUNNY._* 🙄🤨😳
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
Let's see Marge do that shit to Donald Trump.
@MJLeger-yj1ww
6 жыл бұрын
Do you have to spoil everything? Grow up! We watch these great shows to GET AWAY from Hillary, Obumma, and even Trump at times, not to speak of idiots like "sha11235"!!
@sha11235
6 жыл бұрын
What's being spoiled? I'm talking about when she punches out the person at the end. I would (and a lot of people) would love to see Trump get socked like that.
@lauriedavis400
6 жыл бұрын
🙆🏼♀️ Ummm ... please _PLEASE_ *_PLEEEEEEEASE_* ... NOOOOO POLITICS in this WONDERFUL COMMENT SECTION!!! *_PUH-LEEEEEEEEEZE??!!?_* ... TY in _ADVANCE!!_
@gizi146
6 жыл бұрын
Who comes up with these dumb riddles I hate riddles
@sha11235
7 жыл бұрын
If Harvey was her boss, she is now fired.
@jaysmith1408
6 жыл бұрын
I've heard the second one before, had to hear it a second time, felt like a fuckin idiot.
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